OFFICIAL FASTLANE 2018 DISCUSSION THREAD - Last stop on the Road to WrestleMania!

[DAMN iNATOR]

TONIGHT'S MATCHES:

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP - 6-PACK CHALLENGE MATCH
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_m/public/all/2018/03/20180306_AJ_Cena_Sami_Kevin_Corbin_Dolph--2ff0089b33beabba50770ca08b634288.jpg
AJ Styles (c) v. John Cena v. Baron Corbin v. Dolph Ziggler v. Kevin Owens v. Sami Zayn

SmackDown! Tag Team Championships
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_m/public/all/2018/03/20180306_Usos_NewDay--bc7c64824e7d042f7c7f02a65542ebe9.jpg
The Usos (c) v. The New Day

SmackDown! Women's Championship
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_m/public/all/2018/03/20180306_Charlotte_Ruby--cb10ed037ea70e901d32cdd5bdaf3126.jpg
Charlotte Flair (c) v. Ruby Riott

United States Championship
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_m/public/all/2018/03/20180306_Roode_Orton--f2669eca6797bc638a545ff238e7b18f.jpg
Bobby Roode (c) v. Randy Orton

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_m/public/all/2018/03/20180306_Naka_Rusev--cc17372fe91bd6c7f3a834b835f6ad43.jpg
Shinsuke Nakamura v. Rusev

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_m/public/all/2018/03/20180306_Becky_Naomi_Natalya_Carmella_nologo--48e1227f44b0aa5f78b51865da5a78cb.jpg
Becky Lynch & Naomi v. Natalya & Carmella

PLUS:
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Immediately after WWE FastLane!

[Jordan]

Alright well, it's a pretty mundane show on paper, sometimes those turn out to be solid so I will be watching. Surprised how lame the build to this WM has been so far. The stand and point formula is over due for a massive change. WWE is in such a rut of familiar formula's that I don't often make it through an entire show, and never watch TV.

[Lock Jaw]

Very underwhelming show but yet I will still be watching

[KIRA]

Nakamura v Rusev literally only exists because of one small encounter that otherwise meant nothing

Oh boy this one looks pretty rough

we'll see tho.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wonder if Carmella holding MitB might just be a running gag where it's occasionally speculated about when she might cash it in is actually a cover for what's really going to happen which is her ending up with the dubious distinction of not cashing in within the one year time period (June 18th is the year mark) and having her briefcase become officially forfeit.

[Triple A]

Kofi Kingston insufferable

[DAMN iNATOR]

Nakamura v Rusev literally only exists because of one small encounter that otherwise meant nothing

Oh boy this one looks pretty rough

we'll see tho.

I've had an odd feeling all day that it might just steal the show.

[Shadrick]

Goddamn New Day can cut a fucking promo.

[Triple A]

Very underwhelming show but yet I will still be watching

Really don't feel like watching this 1 but feel "forced to" type results for tpww I guess...

[Triple A]

This really feels like the worst PPV card in years

[DAMN iNATOR]

Really don't feel like watching this 1 but feel "forced to" type results for tpww I guess...

Maybe you'll get lucky and your screen will break from all the ugly during Charlotte v. Ruby HAHA

[DAMN iNATOR]

This really feels like the worst PPV card in years

Well, I mean if you're including LOLTNA they've probably shat the bed with one of theirs pretty recently.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nakamura v Rusev literally only exists because of one small encounter that otherwise meant nothing

Oh boy this one looks pretty rough

we'll see tho.

Smackdown missed a golden opportunity to do a Rasslin Holiday vs Mania title shot match with the winner keeping both.

[Triple A]

Maybe you'll get lucky and your screen will break from all the ugly during Charlotte v. Ruby HAHA

That's really mean dude

[DAMN iNATOR]

That's really mean dude

Just being brutally honest.

[KIRA]

Damn I miss King Booker

[DAMN iNATOR]

Goddamn New Day can cut a fucking promo.

Yeah but they're just so played out now.

Whoever's in charge of booking SD needs to build up more teams so we don't always get Usos v. New Day for the tag titles. Hopefully they don't screw up the Bludgeon Brothers or Benjamin & Gable.

[Jordan]

Okay Dolph just sold me on his story for tonight, these guys are so much better without a script.

[Shadrick]

Yeah but they're just so played out now.

Whoever's in charge of booking SD needs to build up more teams so we don't always get Usos v. New Day for the tag titles. Hopefully they don't screw up the Bludgeon Brothers or Benjamin & Gable.

I agree. I want more fresh well built matchups.

[KIRA]

Where has this Dolph been hiding

[RP]

I dont think i've ever been disappointed by a Uso's vs New Day match

[Jordan]

Where has this Dolph been hiding

Right?

[Shadrick]

The lights came on for Tyler Breeze and legit said out loud "the fuck is is this dude wearing?" in a jokey way

[Shadrick]

Where has this Dolph been hiding

this. personality. and i popped for the seinfeld reference.

[Jordan]

Haven't seen these guys in a long time. Tyler Breeze could've been so much more, remember how good his run in NXT was?

[Jordan]

This 6 man is a good idea, I'm excited.

[Jordan]

Tye looks like he's wearing a diva's ring gear.

[rez]

go go tyler and breezango

[Jordan]

Shelton is on growth hormone, he's so big.

[KIRA]

Gable and Shelton picked the worst possible wrestler they could

[Shadrick]

Gable and Shelton picked the worst possible wrestler they could

If they lose, I think Mojo is takin the pin.


Also, lol @ the headgear.

[Lock Jaw]

What the..... just turned on the tv and the preshow is already on..... thought it didn't start for another 10 minutes.....

[Jordan]

What the..... just turned on the tv and the preshow is already on..... thought it didn't start for another 10 minutes.....

Daylight savings

[Jordan]

What the..... just turned on the tv and the preshow is already on..... thought it didn't start for another 10 minutes.....

Look at it this way, no you don't have to sit through the pre-show.

[Shisen Kopf]

That's really mean dude

It's true, Ruby Riott looks like something a cat threw up

[Lock Jaw]

Daylight savings

Wait, was that today? Already? Seems "too soon"

[Jordan]

I could see Tyler Breeze getting a Christian-esque push in the distant future.

[KIRA]

Shelton is on growth hormone, he's so big.

He does kinda have a roid belly going but that could just be age

[KIRA]

I could see Tyler Breeze getting a Christian-esque push in the distant future.

That could mean so many things

[Shadrick]

Wait, was that today? Already? Seems "too soon"

Spring forward, fall back. every six months.

six months does go by fast as shit though my friend

[Jordan]

Just think that 20 years ago, if MoJo had been in a different time, he'd likely be in a program with The Four Horsemen and later the NWO.

[KIRA]

They chose wrong elevating Baron Corbon who is hatable because hes bland

People would legit want Mojo dead

[Lock Jaw]

Spring forward, fall back. every six months.

six months does go by fast as shit though my friend

DAMN.

I guess this is good, though..... I like everything airing 1 hour earlier.....

[Shadrick]

If they lose, I think Mojo is takin the pin.

:D

[KIRA]

Spring forward, fall back. every six months.

six months does go by fast as shit though my friend

Hate it fucks with your internal clock

[Jordan]

That was a solid pre-show match.

[Shadrick]

DAMN.

I guess this is good, though..... I like everything airing 1 hour earlier.....

Yeah I get to watch the Walking Dead earlier....but I lost an hour of the day. But I get an hour more of daylight at my day job. So pros and cons I suppose.

[rockman725]

Not gonna watch this right now, gonna tune in later to catch the replay, but I have 2 bold predictions.

1). Asuka will show up after the Charlotte/Riott match to challenge Charlotte at Wrestlemania

2). The Undertaker will cost John Cena the championship match in some fashion.... lights go out, a loud gong, comes from underneath the ring, etc..

[KIRA]

The right guy lost

[Shadrick]

Hate it fucks with your internal clock

Yeah, I didnt even change all my clocks in spring. If it wasn't my iphone or my laptop, I didn't bother changing it because I said "meh, waste of time if it'll change back in six months" now I feel all smart and ahead of the curve

[KIRA]

Love Tye Dillengers theme its just inspiring gonna be great background if he wins a belt

[Jordan]

I enjoy David Otunga in this role, in the the same way I like to run over people in GTA and am in awe of train wrecks.

[Shadrick]

Love Tye Dillengers theme its just inspiring gonna be great background if he wins a belt

The triumphant horns are amazing. I'm biased because I love brass instruments personally and creatively. The idea of him winning a major title after a tough match....

just hope they get behind him.

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah I get to watch the Walking Dead earlier....but I lost an hour of the day. But I get an hour more of daylight at my day job. So pros and cons I suppose.

I like wrestling airing one hour earlier because then by the time it ends I still have time afterwards and don't have to go to sleep right away......

[Jordan]

Pete Rosenberg saying shit like that is gonna make them change it, shut your mouth and keep some fucking kayfabe.

[KIRA]

Cena "bret harted" his way into Wrestlemania

[KIRA]

Pete Rosenberg saying shit like that is gonna make them change it, shut your mouth and keep some fucking kayfabe.

He might be the one guy I hate more than mojo to be honest I'm glad we only see him sporadically

[DAMN iNATOR]

I enjoy David Otunga in this role, in the the same way I like to run over people in GTA and am in awe of train wrecks.

I enjoy hanging around the LS hospital and police station as Trevor and trolling the fuck out of gangs and cops LOL.

[Jordan]

It would be cool if Dolph won. I mean, just because.

[Shisen Kopf]

Where's all the words all over the screen? This is a Smackdown show right?

[slik]

I think Fastlane will be a good show. Looking at the card, not a bad match on the show.

[Jordan]

LOL did anyone see the "I MISS THE PYRO" sign they forgot to edit out at the beginning of this montage?

[Jordan]

Wow gotta set the record for the most un-hot women in a WWE women's championship match.

[Jordan]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_m/public/all/2018/03/20180306_Charlotte_Ruby--cb10ed037ea70e901d32cdd5bdaf3126.jpg

This is what progress looks like.

[Shisen Kopf]

I think I saw a "Ruby Riott is hot" sign.

[Lock Jaw]

Referee Kane is here!!!!

[Jordan]

I think I saw a "Ruby Riott is hot" sign.

I bet it was a postal worker.

[Savio]

Nakamura v Rusev literally only exists because of one small encounter that otherwise meant nothing

Oh boy this one looks pretty rough

we'll see tho.

Hate that Rusev will job wish mojo was in this spot instead.

[Emperor Smeat]

I think Fastlane will be a good show. Looking at the card, not a bad match on the show.

The card has some potential but Creative dropped the ball a lot with its build.

[Lock Jaw]

Aiden throwing down with a rap

[Jordan]

This should be interesting. Will they boo Shinsuke?

[KIRA]

They are getting this one out first ok.

[Lock Jaw]

https://i.imgur.com/uHQGuyK.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/wlthth7.gif

[Jordan]

This is a great gimmick, reminds me of ECW. A little BWO and a little Taz and Fonzie.

[KIRA]

Hate that Rusev will job wish mojo was in this spot instead.

I wish Mojo was in a car press

[Lock Jaw]

Rusev hair cut again

[Savio]

Ruse Day

[Jordan]

LOL the damn Germans.

[Jordan]

Shinsuke looking in better shape than I can remember since coming to WWE.

[Lock Jaw]

Green shirt fan and creepy long hair fan w/old lady in attendance again.......

[KIRA]

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[KIRA]

I love you Nakamura but I'm not digging the evil candy striper pants

[Savio]

Hope Byron get transferred back to raw.

[Triple A]

Rusev looks like he is in good shape

[DAMN iNATOR]

I bet it was a postal worker.

Or a butch lesbian.

[slik]

Naka has to win here. Rusev also can't lose too bad.
Rusev should win the Andre Battle Royal this year (imo)

[Jordan]

I wish Nakamura's strikes were as precise as Muta's were.

[KIRA]

So when they take a guy like Nakamura and teach him the "WWE style" is that code for water him down?

[Lock Jaw]

I think Rusev would look good bald

[DAMN iNATOR]

So when they take a guy like Nakamura and teach him the "WWE style" is that code for water him down?

Unfortunately probably so to some unknown degree.

[KIRA]

too many bald dudes already

[Triple A]

struggling 2 not be negative

[slik]

AAA what did u eat for dinner 2day

[Emperor Smeat]

So when they take a guy like Nakamura and teach him the "WWE style" is that code for water him down?

Pretty much. In Nakamura's case, he also wanted to slow down the wear & tear on his body from the Puro style.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Not gonna watch this right now, gonna tune in later to catch the replay, but I have 2 bold predictions.

1). Asuka will show up after the Charlotte/Riott match to challenge Charlotte at Wrestlemania

2). The Undertaker will cost John Cena the championship match in some fashion.... lights go out, a loud gong, comes from underneath the ring, etc..

Asuka has already decided to challenge Alexa. As for 'Taker, I hope not. He's supposed to be retired. He's in his early 50s now and I'm not confident he can go very well anymore unfortunately, and I'm just not ready to invest in a half-baked Cena/'Taker feud with at most 4 weeks of build...there's nothing they could do to make it compelling IMHO.

[Black Widow]

struggling 2 not be negative
Or you could just not waste 3hrs on a Shit show.

[DAMN iNATOR]

struggling 2 not be negative

I know how you feel. :(:-\

[Lock Jaw]

Damn at that sell by Nakamura on that kick

[KIRA]

That was a good exchange

[slik]

Asuka has not chosen DAMN iNATOR

[slik]

I'd expect Cena to lose tonight and Taker to show up on RAW tbh

[DAMN iNATOR]

Or you could just not waste 3hrs on a Shit show.

Think he feels "pressured" to write an article about the show for the news page or something he said earlier.

[Emperor Smeat]

That was an amazing super kick by Rusev

[Lock Jaw]

KINSASSSSHHHAAAAA

[Droford]

hot match

[Emperor Smeat]

Nakamura-Rusev was really great overall.

[Jordan]

Good match.

[Triple A]

AAA what did u eat for dinner 2day

Woke up at 4 PM

Ate an egg and cheese sandwich with tater tots and some black tea at around 7 PM

[slik]

Decent match imo

[Shadrick]

Woke up at 4 PM

Ate an egg and cheese sandwich with tater tots and some black tea at around 7 PM

what do you put in your tea?

[Triple A]

Worried about having to see this New Orleans WrestleMania commercial several more times

[Jordan]

Let's see if Orton can have a really good match. I don't think he'd had one in a couple of years now.

[DAMN iNATOR]

KINSASSSSHHHAAAAA

Still seems weird his finisher is named for somewhere in Africa and not Japan, IMHO.

[Triple A]

what do you put in your tea?

Fresh mint leaves + 1 tbsp of sugar ("Sugar in the Raw")

Regular Lipton brand black tea.

16 oz cup

[Lock Jaw]

Worried about having to see this New Orleans WrestleMania commercial several more times

You will see it at least 507 times between now and Wrestlemania.

[Lock Jaw]

Let's see if Orton can have a really good match. I don't think he'd had one in a couple of years now.

Feel like he has had some good matches last year. Maybe vs. Luke Harper.

[Triple A]

Randy Orton vs. Bobby Roode match.............

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[Lock Jaw]

Where is Michael Cole to yell "THE VIPER IS SLITHERING HIS WAY INTO THE ARENA!"

[slik]

Randy Orton warming up so he can be sent to RAW and feud with Roman Reigns at WM35 I hope

[screech]

You will see it at least 507 times between now and Wrestlemania.

I think that's a low estimate.

[slik]

"THE BIG DOG vs THE VIPER, has THE VIPER put THE BIG DOG down!? Is there a VIPER in THE BIG DOG's yard!? RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!?! SUPERMAN PUNCH!?!"

- Michael Cole during WM35

[Droford]

We've reached peak entrances.

[Shadrick]

Fresh mint leaves + 1 tbsp of sugar ("Sugar in the Raw")

Regular Lipton brand black tea.

16 oz cup

thanks. that actually sounds pretty good

[Droford]

They should have saved this for WM

[Shadrick]

I think that's a low estimate.

If you include the network being 24hours a day, thats a REALLY low estimate

[KIRA]

On paper this feels like it would be a rasslin match

[Lock Jaw]

If you include the network being 24hours a day, thats a REALLY low estimate

Triple A isn't watching it 24 hours a day, bro

[slik]

They should have saved this for WM

Add another opponent to the mix (Rusev, Jinder, Corbin) and I'm sure we'll see it again at WM in some format or another.

[Lock Jaw]

Bobby Roode looking so tiny next to Orton

[KIRA]

Nice of Randy to take time out to confirm his heel status for this match

[Droford]

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[Lock Jaw]

WHO LEFT A TRIPOD RINGSIDE?!

[mike adamle]

They should have saved this for WM

Im expecting some sort of gimmick rematch. A good feud with Orton could really get Roode over.

[KIRA]

Bobby Roode looking so tiny next to Orton

IKR in TNA he looked about average sized the same in NXT he got in the ring with Triple H at SSeries and he looked like Dean Malenko

[slik]

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[Droford]

Im expecting some sort of gimmick rematch. A good feud with Orton could really get Roode over.

Its supposedly gonna be a multi man ladder match, as if WM wouldnt be complete without one

[Triple A]

can't take this

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">See me shooting off my mouth, like only i can on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWENowLive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWENowLive</a> with <a href="https://twitter.com/ReneeYoungWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@ReneeYoungWWE</a> 3pm eastern, before <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEFastlane</a> <a href="https://t.co/PUBYYajLcH">pic.twitter.com/PUBYYajLcH</a></p>&mdash; Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/972885744615411712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 11, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

Im expecting some sort of gimmick rematch. A good feud with Orton could really get Roode over.

The problem I have is that everything about Roode is heelish and Orton isnt a natural face either he works as something inbetween or straight up heel

[Droford]

People love entrances so by theory we'll eventually have a show of nothing but entrances.

[KIRA]

can't take this

This is what I meant when I said this seems like itll be a rasslin match

[Lock Jaw]

Can't seem to care about Bobby Roode at all as a face

[Emperor Smeat]

Bobby Roode looking so tiny next to Orton

That's pretty much the same with almost every big star in the indies compared to WWE's big stars considering Vince's long time fetish for tall and muscular guys.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Random observation: Orton's not even all that old but already has some white facial hair.

[Lock Jaw]

He's going to "that place"!

[slik]

Arena looks packed tonight

[Droford]

Bobby Roode with a guy named Howe for Howe Roode

[KIRA]

I was hoping the crowd was too out of it to do that "too sweet" garbage I fuckin hate that.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Some guy in crowd wearing a (I think) green shirt that says "Austin 3/17" :lol:

[DAMN iNATOR]

He's going to "that place"!

The place that sells Just For Men?

[Jordan]

Wow best superplex ever

[KIRA]

He kicked his leg outta his leg!

[Lock Jaw]

Saxton making demands of the production truck :nono:

[Jordan]

LOL Byron calling out Kevin Dunn

[Emperor Smeat]

This US title match has been a lot more enjoyable than I expected.

[KIRA]

Byrons gettin off on that superplex

You know you are at the bottom when Saxton is taking you to task

[Jordan]

These guys have great chemistry.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Byron being in awe over a simple top rope suplex

[Jordan]

Wow, truly out of nowhere. Awesome.

[Savio]

The flying nothing did not work for Roode

[Lock Jaw]

Damn. Walked out of the room and missed the end of the match.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL Byron calling out Kevin Dunn

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[Jordan]

:lol: Byron being in awe over a simple top rope suplex

No man it was perfectly executed, it was worth a bunch of replays I thought!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Excellent match but the wrong guy won.

[KIRA]

This US title match has been a lot more enjoyable than I expected.

Yea it was a very methodical match shame it took people till the end to catch on

[Lock Jaw]

Time to renew the feud of the year in Orton vs Jinder

[Jordan]

That would've been a really solid match to kick off Mania with.

[rez]

Roode heel turn finally????

[KIRA]

Oh god don't do this let Roode go heel

[Droford]

lol

[Jordan]

Okay triple threat is good for me.

[Shadrick]

Triple A isn't watching it 24 hours a day, bro

thanks christ

[slik]

Orton vs Jinder vs Roode will be my concession stand/restroom match in 4 weeks...

[KIRA]

YES

[Emperor Smeat]

US title match was really good.

Apparently WWE wrestlers still haven't figured out after all these years to not do the Flying Nothing against Orton. Maybe in the future it will be like Ric Flair's top rope move where it finally becomes effective to do.

[Triple A]

Match turned out OK after the first 20 mins of chin locks

[rez]

Does Tapout bodyspray smell as bad as BOD?

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Wouldn't be a SmackDown PPV without a recap of a RAW angle <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEFastlane</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/973000321537540098?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 12, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

I'm ready for Rhonda to step in the ring and make Kelly Kelly look like Alica Fox

[DAMN iNATOR]

Of course we get a RAW Rebound segment in the middle of a SD PPV.

[Evil Vito]

Orton/Roode/Jinder is a great idea for Mania. It's a really long show, we need a food/pee break segment.

[KIRA]

Naomi may be the Equal of the crossfit Kingslayer in terms of cardio

she dances all the way to the ring

[Lock Jaw]

Ray Rougeau looks like Agent Coulson

[Lock Jaw]

Women's match with 0 midriffs showing

[Lock Jaw]

Becky Lynch not wearing pants though

[KIRA]

Why do we need to be reminded of Raw being in languages we dont speak

Funaki is always welcome onscreen though.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Women's match with 0 midriffs showing

Singlets aplenty.

Carmella looking great in hers as always.

[Evil Vito]

Looking at that flames singlet, Becky must've bought her attire from the same place Seth Rollins bought his.

[KIRA]

Everybody except the crazy cat lady is wearing old lady swimsuits

[KIRA]

Naomi got folded

[Lock Jaw]

Looking at that flames singlet, Becky must've bought her attire from the same place Seth Rollins bought his.

Bam Bam BECKelow

[DAMN iNATOR]

Everybody except the crazy cat lady is wearing old lady swimsuits

Yeah, Nattie rocking her usual dominatrix leather singlet as per usual for her.

[Triple A]

Women's division has sucked since Ellsworth was cut...... feels like the writers just completely stopped even trying

[KIRA]

Dont see how you can ever agree to someone jumping into your face crotch first

[KIRA]

Women's division has sucked since Ellsworth was cut......

:lol:

[Lock Jaw]

lol at camera running into Carmella's ass

[Emperor Smeat]

lol at camera running into Carmella's ass

:lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Carmella wins a match :eek:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Carmella now carefully contemplating her next move in her well-developed plan to not do anything with her Money in the Bank contract ever.

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess the rumors of when Carmella's cashing in is true if WWE suddenly remembered she needs to start actually looking as a real threat for it.

[Lock Jaw]

This prob gonna be a great match with no ending when the Bludgeon Bros come out and Bludgeon everybody

[Savio]

Have the Usos really never had a match on the PPV card of Mania?

[Lock Jaw]

Don't like the extended "AWWWWWW" that they are forcing Big E to do now so they can do on screen graphics

[Emperor Smeat]

Have the Usos really never had a match on the PPV card of Mania?
Yeup. Been on the pre-show every time they've wrestled at Mania.

[Lock Jaw]

Have the Usos really never had a match on the PPV card of Mania?

The statement is correct.

[KIRA]

Have a stroke Kevin Dunn please

[Emperor Smeat]

Ugh at these graphics. Even worse that WWE started adding pictures to them.

[Evil Vito]

Predicted Bludgeon Brothers interference to set up a multi-team ladder match at Mania. We'll see what happens.

[owenbrown]

fuck these goddamn graphics

[Danny Electric]

Get that writing off my screen.

The Uso's remind me of the students off Dangerous Minds , they should come out to Gangsters Paradise by Coolio.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Predicted Bludgeon Brothers interference to set up a multi-team ladder match at Mania. We'll see what happens.

Maybe and perhaps Benjamin and Gable could attempt a save. They deserve to be in the title picture too.

[slik]

Uso's vs New Day should be good. Uso's always deliver.

[Lock Jaw]

Big E not wrassling...... why would they ever not have Big E as one of their two guys.....

[Lock Jaw]

Oh, ok.... going with their "speed lineup"

[Evil Vito]

If Big E threw you one of his crotch pancakes would you take a bite?

[Savio]

I hate how the Usos ruined super kicks.

[KIRA]

YES was hoping for Woods and Kingston

[Savio]

Yeup. Been on the pre-show every time they've wrestled at Mania.
Damn would have thought the ATG Battle Royal at least.

[KIRA]

I hate how the Usos ruined super kicks.

Superkick was ruined way before them

[Jordan]

I like those sweats

[Savio]

Superkick was ruined way before them

They salted the earth

[slik]

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[Lock Jaw]

I like this thing with them stealing each other's moves

[Lock Jaw]

WE GOT US A FLYING USO

[KIRA]

Bludgeon bros gonna kill everyone

[Jordan]

They could kill them with those mallet shots.

[Lock Jaw]

Tripod at ringside bothering me

[Emperor Smeat]

For a team called the Bludgeon Bros, they severely lack in the hammer bludgeoning part.

[Jordan]

I look forward to the triple threat. Might as well make it LADDER MATCH.

[Evil Vito]

FUCK I picked The Usos to win by DQ via Bludgeon Brothers interference instead of just a no contest.

[KIRA]

Going to be a fun 3 team match at Mania

[Lock Jaw]

OOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHH

[owenbrown]

WE GOT US A FLYING USO

MAGGLE

[KIRA]

There was no weight behind those hammers whole gimmick is ruined

[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/MA5zDYg.gif

[Savio]

Lol at WWE calling those Iron mallets.

[KIRA]

A billion dollar company one godamn stretcher

[DAMN iNATOR]

HAHA fat guy in front row screaming "YOU WON'T DO IT!" at Harper and Rowan and then screaming at them "YOU DID IT!" :lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Lol at WWE calling those Iron mallets.

Should have said they were vibranium

[slik]

Another RAW recap...

[Savio]

https://bigdogs.blob.core.windows.net/imgprod/category_417x348/1102-0895-026_1.jpg

[KIRA]

This is SD why are we taking time for Reigns

[slik]

Lots of Triple Threats shaping up for WM this year. I'm fine w/ that.

[Lock Jaw]

Another RAW recap...

Should have just made the tag team match longer before The Bludgeoning

[DAMN iNATOR]

Tripod at ringside bothering me

Glad I'm not the only one...annoying.

[Lock Jaw]

Lots of audio feedback on this interview......

[owenbrown]

This is SD why are we taking time for Reigns

Because WWE hates their fans

[Emperor Smeat]

RAW getting recaps during a Smackdown exclusive event really shows how much of an afterthought Smackdown and its booking has been in recent months.

[owenbrown]

I am on the toilet taking a huge Roman Reigns right now