RAW thread 4/23/2018

[DAMN iNATOR]

Can't believe this hadn't been made yet. Let's go! WOO!

[KIRA]

God damn you I knew somebody was going to do it the minute I decided to go for it

[ClockShot]

WHICH ONE'S THE REAL ONE?!

[KIRA]

I vote to keep mine the title is more honest

[ClockShot]

WE NEED A MOD TO SETTLE THIS!

[KIRA]

F*** it merge but I get to keep the title

[Bad News Gertner]

What a fucking awesome tribute to Bruno Sammartino

[Emperor Smeat]

Music seemed a bit too upbeat but really great tribute video for Bruno.

[KIRA]

If this takes up the whole first hour and I don't have to see Baron Corbin this whole thing will be worth it

[ClockShot]

Anyway, should be a good show tonight.

Reset button hit last week with the rosters, and things should be set for the Super Rumble.

[Jordan]

I think that was a contemporary Christian song, and aside from it being very contemporary was really nice.

[Jordan]

I'm glad Book is back for a spot here tonight, he's crazy you never know where he's going but he does tell stories.

[KIRA]

I want to say positive things about this show but Mojo Riley is somewhere lurking in the dark maybe having Booker T on commentary will ease the pain

[Jordan]

I want to say positive things about this show but Mojo Riley is somewhere lurking in the dark maybe having Booker T on commentary will ease the pain

And he's Arabic I believe so look out for a strong showing at The Greatest Royal Rumble.

[KIRA]

And he's Arabic I believe so look out for a strong showing at The Greatest Royal Rumble.

I'll just read the results

[ClockShot]

Hold on to that belt tight for the next few days, Brock.

[slik]

Missed the 1st ten minutes -- what happened before Brock?

[Jordan]

Missed the 1st ten minutes -- what happened before Brock?

Bruno tribute and 10 bell, stars on stage.

[ClockShot]

Missed the 1st ten minutes -- what happened before Brock?

Nice tribute for Bruno. Tolled the bell, great video package.

[Lock Jaw]

Missed the 1st ten minutes -- what happened before Brock?

Tribute to Bruno

[A.J.K]

Missed the 1st ten minutes -- what happened before Brock?

Bruno Tribute

[KIRA]

Heyman was trying to push Saint Louis is buttons and he finally found the right one

[slik]

Nice, THX @ all!

I'll give that a watch later, they always do excellent tribute videos.

[Jordan]

Brock is clean right now for sure, but even deflated as he is, he's a goddamn monster and looks like the last person I'd ever want to pick a fight with.

[ClockShot]

Are we counting the Super Rumble as a Tipsters event?

[Dark One]

lol at the camera volume replacing crowd volume at a clump of four fans chanting Roman's name

[KIRA]

That was literally like two people chanting Romans name

[ClockShot]

Pretty sure Roman's stepping into the cage with the friendliest fans he's going to EVER have.

[A.J.K]

lol at the camera volume replacing crowd volume at a clump of four fans chanting Roman's name

Vince will never learn.

[Savio]

Please don't chant roman.

[KIRA]

When I watch the replay of this the crowd will be nuts when Roman gets brought up

[rez]

emotional opening then I went to take the dog out and make a sangwich. This crap is still going. ugh

[slik]

THE BIG DOG HAS CENA NUFF

[Lock Jaw]

THE BIG DOG!!

[Emperor Smeat]

lol at the camera volume replacing crowd volume at a clump of four fans chanting Roman's name
:lol:

WWE makes it way too obvious when they mess around with the crowd volume.

[KIRA]

The crowd woke up to Booooooooo

[KIRA]

Bless those three guys hearts they are chanting so hard

[Jordan]

I am frustrated going through this booing the baby face shit again. Roman is really good I just don't get it. I mean I do get it but I think it's dumb and taking it out on Roman ruins the fun. Wrestling is supposed to be fun it's not your show it's everyone's show.

[ClockShot]

Come on, Brock.

One last time, just destroy him.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Dark One]

It took some guts for Roman to come down and say like two sentences from six feet away.

Sure thing, Cole.

[Jordan]

Oh my god that sucked. Are you kidding me, BELIVE THAT mic drop, and that's the hype? You can't take this out on Roman that was fucking dumb booking.

[KIRA]

Did he really just do the Mick Foley cheap pop without any of the irony attached wow

[ClockShot]

10-women tag match is the main event.

Well now.

[rez]

I am frustrated going through this booing the baby face shit again. Roman is really good I just don't get it. I mean I do get it but I think it's dumb and taking it out on Roman ruins the fun. Wrestling is supposed to be fun it's not your show it's everyone's show.

No, wrestling was specifically invented to entertain my bloodline.

He should gtfo or become full heel ;):yes:

[Lock Jaw]

:lol:

WWE makes it way too obvious when they mess around with the crowd volume.

Nothing wrong with bringing up a handheld camera mic's audio when you go to the shot so the audio matches the picture......

I wasn't paying full attention, so I don't know if that is what happened, though.

[Lock Jaw]

@Dark One, did you see this

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[ClockShot]

?

Anyone else get that Bob Backlund book commercial?

[Dark One]

Nothing wrong with bringing up a handheld camera mic's audio when you go to the shot so the audio matches the picture......

I wasn't paying full attention, so I don't know if that is what happened, though.

It did.

But the audio overlapped the "crowd" volume for a good 20 seconds on either side of that shot.

[Jordan]

Raw's Women's division is starting to look like the 80's. I will take the wrestler over the rack any day but I do miss amazing butts like Trish, and watching Vince force her to her knees to walk around like a dog, and glorious legs like Stacey Kiebler, the camera man's favorite shot, so delicious. I miss the Sunny shot where they would get just right close enough under her as she entered the ring so that you might get lucky and see the outline of her butthole through her thong.

Nowayday's we're watching the weekly expansion of Bailey's hips and seeing just how far the WWE costume artists can go with replacing Nia Jax's costume with see through mesh.

[KIRA]

Oh my god that sucked. Are you kidding me, BELIVE THAT mic drop, and that's the hype? You can't take this out on Roman that was fucking dumb booking.

Okay I cant argue with that it's true

[ClockShot]

Ouch.

No opening for Elias (Samson).

[KIRA]

Shut up Saint Louis maybe if you sit down and listen Elias and his golden throat can bring down your murder rate

[Jordan]

Ouch.

No opening for Elias (Samson).

He's about to job for sure.

[Dark One]

@Dark One, did you see this

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Saw it. Not gonna replace the classic, but I do appreciate Impact leaning into the memes while becoming overall better.

-1 star for "Cracker Barrell." COME ON PETEY. EVERYONE KNOWS THE GENETIC FREAK ONLY GOES TO SHONEYS

[KIRA]

Oh come on really we don't get to hear Elias sing this whole show is a failure

[Jordan]

I really hope Elias learns how to work well because he has a cool look and is developing a really nice character.

[slik]

Book called Bobby Roode 'a good kid'

[rez]

Shoney's still exist?

[Dark One]

Booker's out of practice.

Cole set him up perfectly for a "LOOKIN' REAL JACKED BABY" and he missed it.

[Jordan]

I like it when book is selling a match or putting someone over, his opinion means something to me.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nothing wrong with bringing up a handheld camera mic's audio when you go to the shot so the audio matches the picture......

I wasn't paying full attention, so I don't know if that is what happened, though.

Just WWE's constant habit of messing with the crowd volume whenever something involves Reigns (and Cena in the past). Not sure if its because one of my ears is more sensitive but its something that gets a bit irritating and noticeable whenever WWE does it.

[slik]

Bobby Roode is a better heel...

[KIRA]

I'm still laughing at the fact that Impact Wrestling let rude and Styles just get away from them lol.

[Jordan]

I kinda wish Mauro and Booker T were calling on Smackdown.

[KIRA]

Bobby Roode is a better heel...

He really is it was a supremely stupid idea to make him a face at entrance his nickname none of that screams face

[A.J.K]

I kinda wish Mauro and Booker T were calling on Smackdown.

MAMMA MIA

AWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK!!!!

TOPAASUICIDAAAAAAA!!!!!

SUCCCKKKKAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[KIRA]

Shoney's still exist?
I'm Legit shock but they'll probably fall off once the rest of the baby boomer generation dies

[Jordan]

Obviously he will turn heel eventually, I just hope he doesn't burn out as a face too bad before then.

[erickman]

I'm still laughing at the fact that Impact Wrestling let rude and Styles just get away from them lol.

could not afford them

[Jordan]

MAMMA MIA

AWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK!!!!

TOPAASUICIDAAAAAAA!!!!!

SUCCCKKKKAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

YUP.

[Lock Jaw]

Obviously he will turn heel eventually, I just hope he doesn't burn out as a face too bad before then.

I already don't care about him at all as a face

[Lock Jaw]

WTF at commercials in PIP...... this really is the pre-show for The Greatest Royal Rumble......

[KIRA]

could not afford them

They were too busy trying to pay Hulk Hogan in a bunch of geriatric rejects from WWE

[ClockShot]

They're going to shove this down our throats every chance they can get tonight........and tomorrow.

[KIRA]

I keep forgetting just how big Elias is

[Lock Jaw]

They should really have some sort of "prize" for winning this Rumble.....

[A.J.K]

Going to be weird watching a ppv on a Friday morning. It's going to start at 11 a.m here in iowa lol.

[Lock Jaw]

They should really have some sort of "prize" for winning this Rumble.....

I guess maybe they are just "hell naw, we ain't long term planning anything now! It's nowhere near Wrestlemania!"

[Jordan]

I wish WWE would take the time to present and explain the way matches work better. Like the Irish Whip is ridiculous unless you explain it. The reason you would continue running if you were whipped into the ropes is because it presents you with a major counter attack opportunity. Also guys should start thinking about stuff like that more, irish whips are really stupid if you are able to whip a guy into the ropes and he runs toward you and you hit him with a lariat. What idiot would allow that? Like your body physically wouldn't allow that.

[slik]

the winner gets a decorative trophy

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm still laughing at the fact that Impact Wrestling let rude and Styles just get away from them lol.

At least in regards to Styles, can pretty much blame Dixie Carter and Jeff Jarrett for that. Jarrett never built the company around Styles when he was in charge and Dixie made the same mistakes when she was in charge.

[slik]

this match sux

turn Roode heel

[ClockShot]

STOLEN!

[A.J.K]

:eek:

[rez]

yeah yeah yeah, take that face beer money

[Dark One]

I already don't care about him at all as a face

Bobby Roode's championship tenure is the lowest point of NXT for me. It was a fine character/gimmick, but all of his matches and feuds were really boring.

Roddy vs Roode was probably the high point--and was really good--but that was a secondary/tertiary thing, which was a shame.

[KIRA]

I'll be damned he won

[ClockShot]

Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt are going to win the Tag Titles.

I can't wrap my head around this.

[Dark One]

Wherever ABT is right now, he is gritting his teeth and he's not even sure why.

[KIRA]

I'd give anything to have the Bray Wyatt from his debut back

[A.J.K]

I'm probably in the minority but i enjoy seeing Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt as a team.

[KIRA]

I'm probably in the minority but i enjoy seeing Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt as a team.
I'll enjoy it more if it wasn't so cringey the WWE took something that was so bad it was good and managed to make it annoying and just actually bad

[Emperor Smeat]

Bobby Roode's championship tenure is the lowest point of NXT for me. It was a fine character/gimmick, but all of his matches and feuds were really boring.

Roddy vs Roode was probably the high point--and was really good--but that was a secondary/tertiary thing, which was a shame.

His biggest problem was nobody else on NXT really meshed well with his slower paced style. Outside of Triple H, pretty much going to be the same on the main roster.

That and going from Nakamura to him was a big downgrade in terms of star power as champ.

[rez]

I'm probably in the minority but i enjoy seeing Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt as a team.

GG. Forum blasphemy...I bet you like Jinder too

[A.J.K]

GG. Forum blasphemy...I bet you like Jinder too

Nope.

[rez]

Nope.

That's too bad :(

[Emperor Smeat]

Feels like Matt and Bray's entrance theme should go the other way around.

Start off with Bray's theme, then half-way Matt does the delete taunt, and finish with Matt's theme.

[Savio]

Did they add the laugh back in?

[A.J.K]

That's too bad :(

Although i did like seeing him beat Orton for the title. it was different.

[slik]

I for one am shocked to see The Ascension are still jobbers on RAW

[KIRA]

See this is what I'm talking about.

[slik]

I think Book just said The Ascension did bad on SD because the tag division was too talented

[KIRA]

This is the most effective I've seen the Ascension be in 2 years

[rez]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsuvxZ_UIAAvmZY.jpg:large

[slik]

So far not a good week for RAW's newest recruits.

[Jordan]

That is really scary.

[erickman]

I for one am shocked to see The Ascension are still jobbers on RAW

surprised they are not on main event but that will be next week

[KIRA]

Miz TV didn't get renewed for another season being replaced by the Sami and Kevin show

[A.J.K]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsuvxZ_UIAAvmZY.jpg:large

Senoir Benjamin (with shovel in hand) and Vanguard one should accompany them to the ring.

[slik]

# of people in RAW thread dying...possibly a #BADSIGN for ratings post-draft

[rez]

Until the savage fans throw things at Vanguard 1.

[KIRA]

Mark my words the Bruno Sammartino segments will be the highest rated parts of the show

[Lock Jaw]

Sami and Kevin Show with a nice set

[rez]

# of people in RAW thread dying...possibly a #BADSIGN for ratings post-draft

Outside of the Bruno tribute, every segment has had something people hate.

[Lock Jaw]

Sami Zayn advocating for kids to skip school

[slik]

I feel like Kevin Owens could pull off Tugboat's old look. Then he could be called "Tug-O"

[ClockShot]

And we now wait with anticipation for Rusev's response.

[KIRA]

Sammy's hyper energetic of obnoxiousness plays so well against Kevin Owens reserved Violent personality

[slik]

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[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the chair for Kurt.

[Lock Jaw]

Sami & Kevin still just feuding with the authority figures.....

[rez]

That chair reminds me of 4th of July in the 90's. God bless you, Canadians.

[Droford]

I'm actually laughing

[Dark One]

Sami Zayn's old man glasses gimmick is great.

I can't wait for them to sell them on WWEShop for like $90

[KIRA]

Kurt Angle getting roasted

[Dark One]

Shane and Kurt Angle in the greatest Royal Rumble?

We're getting John Laurinaitis in there too, aren't we?

[slik]

Daniel Bryan most popular person on RAW via his name only

[ClockShot]

Why does Braun need a tag team partner?

[KIRA]

Braun strowman and Bobby Lashley there's no point in watching the main event he just told us the winners

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice that the Miztourage got to keep their fancy looking suits as part of the divorce from Miz ... or maybe not.

[rez]

Rollins has no heart for orphans:mad:

[Lock Jaw]

Rollins refusing to fist Axel/Bo

[Lock Jaw]

Oh, ok. The winner gets a trophy!!

[A.J.K]

I'd like to see Axel given the Mr.Perfect gimmick.

[Dark One]

Rollins refusing to fist Axel/Bo

Maybe they should try the Revival.

[ClockShot]

Braun strowman and Bobby Lashley there's no point in watching the main event he just told us the winners

10-women's tag match is the main event.

[KIRA]

10-women's tag match is the main event.

Oops. See if I was gertner I would have said something to the effect of no it isn't I'm sure people like to believe that it's the main event but it's not

[Savio]

Lol at booker starring at Corey

[Dark One]

"BACKLASH! The first co-branded pay-per-view"

You know other than this GREATEST ROYAL RUMBLE they've been promoting for the past 73 minutes.

[KIRA]

Oh, ok. The winner gets a trophy!!

The Twist is that it'll just be Andre Battle Royal trophy with greatest Royal Rumble sticker slapped on the front

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder how much money WWE keeps tossing away with the Network because of their constant desperation to artificially boost the subscriber count. Pretty much no reason to buy a subscription whenever a big event happens since WWE gives it away for free anyways.

[Lock Jaw]

Dana looking fine tonight

[Triple A]

Sucsk that McIntyre is stuck with Ziggler but good that he is a heel at least...

[Lock Jaw]

What did they do to Drew McIntyre's theme now......

[KIRA]

Drew has the best smirk

[Dark One]

Sucsk that McIntyre is stuck with Ziggler but good that he is a heel at least...

And they even made his not-Broken-Dreams music somehow worse.

[Emperor Smeat]

That might have been the best use of the record scratch for Ziggy's theme. For once it actually interrupted something.

[Triple A]

Horrendous Ziggler theme ruining McIntyre's cool entrance...

[Lock Jaw]

Ziggler's record scratch just made it seem like Drew's theme was cutting cut off.

[slik]

Dolph drags down every person who is ever called up from NXT he is connected to...

[Dark One]

Drew's remixed theme even before record-scratch-Here-to-show-the-world may even be worse than Jason Jordan's first singles theme attempt OR Big Cass's theme.

Jesus Christ.

[KIRA]

What did they do to Drew McIntyre's theme now......

I actually like that better than his NXT one but I'd still prefer his Broken Dreams theme that was amazing

[ClockShot]

I miss the days when singles competitors become tag partners for a duration and their themes eventually blended.

Now, it's play one guys' theme for a few seconds, followed by the next guy's.

[Droford]

They need like a combined theme

[GD]

Dear Lord, I hate the record scratch.

[Lock Jaw]

Don't really remember Drew's NXT theme too well, but remember it was "growing on me" while "not being anywhere as good as Broken Dreams"

[Dark One]

I actually like that better than his NXT would but I'd still prefer his Broken Dreams theme that was amazing

How

It's like three unrelated themes vomited on each other.

[Lock Jaw]

Earlier Dark One said Bobby Roode was his "NXT low point"..... I'd say McIntyre for me........

[KIRA]

Dana Brooke looks like a really buff Gwen Stefani

[rez]

They need like a combined theme

It's not in the budget. First the pyro, then the new tag themes

[KIRA]

How

It's like three unrelated themes vomited on each other.

Let me rephrase I like the beginning with the drums I do not like it when songs bleed over into something entirely different than what they started with

[slik]

Dreading the Matt/Bray vs Dolph/Drew feud

[Emperor Smeat]

Don't really remember Drew's NXT theme too well, but remember it was "growing on me" while "not being anywhere as good as Broken Dreams"

Its pretty much his theme on RAW but without the drums I think.

[Lock Jaw]

Charly looking fine tonight

[Dark One]

At least Dolph + Drew have some sweet tandem moves.

[ClockShot]

Wait wait wait wait wait,

Wasn't there a time Big E played bodyguard to Dolph Ziggler.

And his time in the Spirit Squad?

[KIRA]

The Zig more?

[Dark One]

Earlier Dark One said Bobby Roode was his "NXT low point"..... I'd say McIntyre for me........

Yeah, Drew didn't have a lot of build, unfortunately. It was just like "racking up some wins" and then "SUDDEN TITLE MATCH!"

That said, he cut some white hot fire babyface promos down there though. One or two really great ones in a real brief period down there.

[Lock Jaw]

They don't just STEAL The Show..... THEY ARRRREE THE SHOW!!!

[ClockShot]

:lol:

Charly just smiling in the background.

[Droford]

Dolph and Drew will be "the Show"?

[Dark One]

Wait wait wait wait wait,

Wasn't there a time Big E played bodyguard to Dolph Ziggler.


RIP AJ Lee

[Jordan]

Helluva promo there from those boys

[KIRA]

You can be as angry as you want McIntyre you'll never replace Neville in my heart

[Triple A]

Don't like how much Ziggler's red skin tone clashes with McIntyre's

[Lock Jaw]

lol

Chad Gable: "I don't plan on wasting my opportunity here"

Kurt Angle: "I know you will."

[Dark One]

"CHAD! MY REAL, ILLEGITIMATE SON!"

[ClockShot]

So much for getting American Alpha back together.

[ClockShot]

Within a matter a seconds we go from Drew McIntyre to Jinder Mahal.

2 of the 3 members of 3MB.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[rez]

lol Jinder breaking character

[KIRA]

Oh yes

[Lock Jaw]

lol Jinder actually making me laugh with calling Chad Gable Nicholas.....

[Dark One]

Chad Gable is more of a son to Kurt Angle than that crybaby Jason Jordan.

[slik]

CHAD GABLE HAS CENA NUFF OF JINDER MAHAL

[Dark One]

CHAD GABLE HAS CENA NUFF OF JINDER MAHAL

Chad Gable truly is all of us.

[Dark One]

OH FUCK.

D-Bry on Miz TV

MY BODY IS READY

[KIRA]

I was getting some Bret Hart Vibes off of Chad for a minute they're gone that was close

[Lock Jaw]

Chad Gable's dad has already been scientifically proven to be Daniel Bryan.....

[KIRA]

OH FUCK.

D-Bry on Miz TV

MY BODY IS READY

So I can just skip the rest of this show and wait for Tuesday night great

[rez]

Jinder's pecks going to murder Chad

[Emperor Smeat]

So much for getting American Alpha back together.

I give it about a month or two after Jordan returns before they get paired together again. Would have a clear idea on how successful or not Gable's singles run is by then.

[KIRA]

I give it about a month or two after Jordan returns before they get paired together again. Would have a clear idea on how successful or not Gable's singles run is by then.

Watch Jordan end up on SmackDown then again the universe barely held it together the last time he was in the same vicinity as Shelton Benjamin so he might stay

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder what theme Chad Gable will have

[ClockShot]

Just pick a color!

[Black Widow]

Dumbass said something kinda funny for once.

[Lock Jaw]

Back to American Alpha theme! Def back to being a face!

[slik]

SD Live the A Show baybay

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of funny Gable's face turn was pretty much just Shelton saying he wasn't sincere about his farewell tweets to Gable.

[Dark One]

"Very powerful despite being 5'8" and 202 pounds."

Oh god. Chad Gable's going to end up in 205 Live before the year's done.

[KIRA]

Yes got his theme back

[rez]

Dumbass said something kinda funny for once.

The brown one?

[Lock Jaw]

I remember before Rusev Day, Chad Gable had a match vs. Rusev on SD and I really liked it. Wanted the two to feud and for Gable to finally "overcome" and beat Rusev to really "kick off" his singles career.

[ClockShot]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[A.J.K]

Really want to see Chad Gable have a great singles run.

[Dark One]

Y'all ready for the nightmarish Jinder vs Roman feud?

Next week.

[ClockShot]

Y'all ready for the nightmarish Jinder vs Roman feud?

Next week.

Nah.

Braun needs something to do, however.

[Lock Jaw]

Unfortunately I don't see Chad Gable getting over on RAW as a singles guy. Mainly because nobody gets over on RAW. I could have seen him getting some momentum behind him on Smackdown, though.

[slik]

I wonder if No Way Jose will conga to the ring and distract Jinder

[KIRA]

Y'all ready for the nightmarish Jinder vs Roman feud?

Next week.
Wonder who's going to carry who in that match

[KIRA]

Also I know I shouldn't say his name cuz it's like summoning the devil but where is Baron Corbin

[slik]

Judging from house show cards we have Braun vs Baron coming up soon

[Lock Jaw]

Judging from house show cards we have Braun vs Baron coming up soon

BAAAAARRRROOOOOONNNNN

[slik]

RAW is heavily focusing on it's new recruits this week. I suppose that makes sense, but it's also not the most interesting batch of characters so it's just so-so thus far.

[slik]

Somehow the longest match of the night has belonged to Jinder Mahal.

Alright.

[ClockShot]

Underdogs are stealing them tonight.

[KIRA]

All the people I want to see Chad Gable go against but I know in my heart I'll never happen because Vince thinks he's too small

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Gable actually won

[slik]

Good knee from Jinder

GABLE WINS

[KIRA]

YES!

[Dark One]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/b76db14963d125102fa6189ee1b2d269/tumblr_nxnzlpJ1Vs1uxtjooo1_500.gif

[ClockShot]

Don't talk, Sarah Logan.

[Droford]

They shouldn't let Logan talk

[ClockShot]

Chemical warfare ain't exactly popular these days.

[slik]

Followed by a Sarah Logan promo. Sigh.

[Dark One]

"The Riott Squad is like a canister of tear gas. We all smell really bad."

[Lock Jaw]

Samoa Joe gets to be "buried" by Roman Reigns before starting on Smackdown

[ClockShot]

Speaking of the birthday boy, is he still in hiding?

[rez]

Cena/HHH 0 buildup

[Dark One]

Can't wait for Taboo Tuesday LIVE FROM BANGLADESH

[rez]

need an Australia show where half of it is Strowman chasing after kangaroos

[Lock Jaw]

Can't wait for Taboo Tuesday LIVE FROM BANGLADESH

Loved the way Gene Snitksy would say "Taboo Tuesday"

#RandomThought

[Dark One]

I'm going to die of laughter if they boo Roman even in Saudi Arabia.

[slik]

Selfie Joe

[slik]

Samoa Joe should cut this promo using the Dog Ears snapchat filter

[Dark One]

Did you guys know that there's an event this Friday

[Dark One]

I really want King of Dickpunch Shinsuke Nakamura to finally get the WWE Championship.... but I also want to see Samoa Joe maul AJ Styles for like 35 minutes to win the title...

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Dark One]

Bo and Axel are going to convince Slater to reform 3MB (or 4MB with Rhyno) aren't they? That's the endgame here.

[A.J.K]

:lol:

[Dark One]

I THOUGHT BALOR CLUB WAS FOR EVERYONE

[slik]

Balor Club is for everyone but Axel and Bo

[KIRA]

Oh man Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel like two lost puppies I would actually be for them joining the Balor Club at least then it would have actual members

[Savio]

I guess Finn isn't about inclusion anymore.

[Emperor Smeat]

I really want King of Dickpunch Shinsuke Nakamura to finally get the WWE Championship.... but I also want to see Samoa Joe maul AJ Styles for like 35 minutes to win the title...

Speaking of Mr Puncher of the Nads, apparently AJ Styles got nailed in the nuts again by Nakamura at a recent house show.

WWE Champion AJ Styles defeated Shinsuke Nakamura via Disqualification. The match was hot and the crowd was super into it. Nakamura hit that low blow to the groin, and was DQ'd quick. It totally deflated the entire crowd with that finish and there weren't boos, but the arena just went rather silent which was quite strange. Styles hit the Phenomenal Forearm as Nakamura tried to leave the ring. Then he got on the mic and challenged Nakamura again to a future match and cut a bizarre promo on "redneck pride". The crowd was still sorta silent as that ending just really killed the whole main event.

[KIRA]

At this point it's on AJ for not wearing a cup

[ClockShot]

Yea!

Braun comes out last.

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/ma03GZP.gif

[slik]

crowd already 'sort of just there' for Lashley lol