Ealy Memorial Raw Live Thread 6/4/18

[Dark One]

I don't know what's going to happen, and I'm too broken up about today's news to find out.

[Dark One]

I can only assume Elias is out to start the show with Candle in the Wind for the fallen Ealy brother.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Where the fuck is everyone?!

Me and Dark One can't carry this thread alone, guys!!! :rant:

[KIRA]

Hey cheer up Elias is here to start us off with a song

[ClockShot]

Early symptoms of the common cold setting in. Stuffy head, runny nose, etc.

I hope this can keep me hooked. I'm half asleep already.

[KIRA]

This is wonderful

[ClockShot]

Nice zinger, Elias.

[Dark One]

Where the fuck is everyone?!

Me and Dark One can't carry this thread alone, guys!!! :rant:

Uhh

I'm pretty sure I can.

But for everyone else's sake, I hope I don't have to, because that is gonna be a shit tonne of GIFs.

[Droford]

Watching hockey which hasnt started and dont want to start on RAW, also dont want to split screen it.

[DAMN iNATOR]

What would a moment with Elias, HTM, rock and Jarrett be like at like a WM or SummerSlam?

Don't answer that. Just think about it.

[ClockShot]

EN GARDE!

[ClockShot]

Lame.

[KIRA]

It's not like the WWE doesn't have money they should have shelled out to the Disney Corporation to buy duel of Fates just for this moment

[DAMN iNATOR]

Uhh

I'm pretty sure I can.

But for everyone else's sake, I hope I don't have to, because that is gonna be a shit tonne of GIFs.

Of all nights, tonight you shouldn't have to. Not during your time of grief. My condolences on the loss of whichever Early Brother.

[KIRA]

Remember people that they want to push Reigns as an underdog all I Daniel Bryan and he just took out three huge dudes by himself

[ClockShot]

:roll:

So predictable.

[KIRA]

Attaching Roman to Seth Rollins like some sort of weird parasite

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hmm...Rollins and Reigns tagging together for the first time in forever?

I think shenanigans may be afoot here...

[Dark One]

Of all nights, tonight you shouldn't have to. Not during your time of grief. My condolences on the loss of whichever Early Brother.

Whicheva Ealy was truly the greatest Ealy.

[KIRA]

Hmm...Rollins and Reigns tagging together for the first time in forever?

I think shenanigans may be afoot here...

They tagged together like 2 weeks ago

[DAMN iNATOR]

Remember people that they want to push Reigns as an underdog all I Daniel Bryan and he just took out three huge dudes by himself

Yeah, we get it. I guarantee they're not fooling anyone into cheering for Reigns with this transparent ploy, but it's adorable how hard Vince is trying.

[ClockShot]

Attaching Roman to Seth Rollins like some sort of weird parasite

Vince saw the trailer to Venom and had a great idea...….

[DAMN iNATOR]

They tagged together like 2 weeks ago

WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE MY DEFINITION OF "FOREVER"?!

[KIRA]

What if they wanted to keep The Talented Ealy brother(lmao) how would they even know they got the right one

[Dark One]

Wait.

What the fuck is Otunga doing here.

Did they finally remember they said he was off filming a movie after the draft?

[ClockShot]

Wait.

What the fuck is Otunga doing here.

Did they finally remember they said he was off filming a movie after the draft?

Divorces are expensive.

[Anybody Thrilla]

My power was out pretty much all day. I guess it's back on right on time.

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/66HwnVM.jpg

[KIRA]

Vince saw the trailer to Venom and had a great idea...….

I think we all know that's impossible the movie is not 50 years old.

[Dark One]

My power was out pretty much all day. I guess it's back on right on time.

Oh you sweet, sheltered child.

You missed the catastrophic news.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What happened to the Ealys now?

[slik]

just tuning in, I have missed anything outside of the current jinder/seth match?

[Dark One]

What happened to the Ealys now?

Horrifying News for ABT (http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=135013)

[Anybody Thrilla]

Horrifying News for ABT (http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=135013)

A little late for April Fool's, but nice try.

[KIRA]

I think we found the one place Roman Reigns might be a little over Vince is going to be sure to hold all his other WrestleManias here

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wait.

What the fuck is Otunga doing here.

Did they finally remember they said he was off filming a movie after the draft?

They said something about Coach being on special assignment or something. Let's just hope it's not anything with relation to the awful Bobby Lashley storyline.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Gargamel Ealy (the rumored released one) was probably just released from NXT because he's ready for his call up to Raw. I mean, he's essentially done all he can do on the black and yellow brand. I won't be surprised if he debuts TONIGHT.

[Dark One]

A little late for April Fool's, but nice try.

April Fool's Ealy was also released.

Along with Whateva Ealy.

Most importantly Uriel Ealy has also been released.

But WWE can take this meme from my cold dead hands.

[KIRA]

Horrifying News for ABT (http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=135013)

But in better news Ace from The Powerpuff Girls gangreen gang is now the bassist for Gorillaz

[Dark One]

They said something about Coach being on special assignment or something. Let's just hope it's not anything with relation to the awful Bobby Lashley storyline.

Gargamel Ealy (the rumored released one) was probably just released from NXT because he's ready for his call up to Raw. I mean, he's essentially done all he can do on the black and yellow brand. I won't be surprised if he debuts TONIGHT.

It's possible he will be coming up as Genedine Lashley, the lost Lashley sister.

[Dark One]

Place your bets on how long before David Otunga is sent to the back and Percy Watson gets sent to replace him.

[DAMN iNATOR]

It's possible he will be coming up as Genedine Lashley, the lost Lashley sister.

OH NO

[KIRA]

I wonder is my Jinder Mahal rocking that mullet ironically or does he not know he's wearing a mullet

[KIRA]

Place your bets on how long before David Otunga is sent to the back and Percy Watson gets sent to replace him.

You settle for Percy Watson but you hope and pray for Booker T

[slik]

THE BIG DOG

[DAMN iNATOR]

Place your bets on how long before David Otunga is sent to the back and Percy Watson gets sent to replace him.

https://media.tenor.com/images/0700c680e6d112ae8b37f4aff356d5c2/tenor.gif

[Dark One]

You settle for Percy Watson but you hope and pray for Booker T

I'm really waiting for him to call Watson back and go DEEP into the bullpen and get Titus out here on commentary.

[Dark One]

"His finishing maneuver known as THE STOMP."

Not really inspiring fear.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn Dark One, toying with my emotions...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Booker Tealy should have made his commentary debut tonight.

[Dark One]

"STEVE AUSTIN SETTING UP FOR HIS FINISHING MANEUVER THE SIT!"

Yeah. not working.

[KIRA]

Wait a minute they went from calling at the blackout to the stomp I hate Vince McMahon so much

[RP]

This is so fucking boring.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Elias doing big business these days.

[Dark One]

Booker Tealy should have made his commentary debut tonight.

Oh man.

I hope the still-employed and heavily-concussed Ealy gets a Charlie Haas-style gimmick and starts coming out as like Booker Tealy and Stone Cold Ealy Austin.

[KIRA]

They're going to realize how stupid this is when Rollins at some point is just stomping his opponent

[Anybody Thrilla]

They're going to realize how stupid this is when Rollins at some point is just stomping his opponent

I dunno, you'd think many things would have been realized by them at this point, but nah.

[DAMN iNATOR]

This is so fucking boring.

Hey - think of the positives from the match - Elias wins and even though he didn't eat the pin, Roman technically loses. These are GOOD things.

[ClockShot]

Authors of Pain missing from that Tag Team Battle Royale.

[slik]

THE BIG DOG NEVER GOT PINNED

[slik]

I sort of zoned out during part of the opener tbh

[KIRA]

The fact that Bobby Roode is pushed as a face speaks volumes about just how incompetent the writing team is

[DAMN iNATOR]

Carmella, hell yeah. Fuck the haters!

[Dark One]

Authors of Pain missing from that Tag Team Battle Royale.

They're busy writing their next book. "How do I get back to Orlando?"

[KIRA]

THE BIG DOG NEVER GOT PINNED

WWE logic yes make the hottest guy on your Monday night roster right now who's not named Braun strowman eat a pin just to save the guy who's probably one of the most hated people on your roster from not looking strong

[Dark One]

THE BIG DOG NEVER GOT PINNED

He's no Rollermacka.

[DAMN iNATOR]

The fact that Bobby Roode is pushed as a face speaks volumes about just how incompetent the writing team is

This wouldn't happen if Lock Jaw was still the anonymous/non-anonymous RAW G.M.!

[KIRA]

They're busy writing their next book. "How do I get back to Orlando?"

I thought they were busy writing a long complicated beautiful letter to Paul ellering telling him that they were wrong and that they miss him dearly.

[DAMN iNATOR]

He's no Rollermacka.

There's very few on the main roster these days who are.

[slik]

Bobby Roode is a perfect heel
Bobby Roode is a horrible face

Naturally, he's a face.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why are there tacos. Why am I watching this.

[Dark One]

Why are there tacos.

IT'S NOT EVEN SMACKDOWN

[DAMN iNATOR]

It's not Taco Tuesday, Curt!

#FACETHEFACTS

[ClockShot]

Food + Curt Hawkins = not ending well.

[slik]

CURT HAWKINS IS HERE WITH AN OPEN CHALLENGE MAGGLE

[Dark One]

Is that Steve Styles?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Probably gonna need a few more tacos.

[KIRA]

If his prediction is not him getting back with Zack Ryder or forming the ultimate tag team with Heath Slater I don't want to hear it

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is that Steve Styles?

E. Lee Styles

[KIRA]

Curt Hawkins is about to embark on his Ryback / Braun strowmanesque jobber crushing spree

[DAMN iNATOR]

LMFAO Cole burying Otunga. :lol::rofl:

[ClockShot]

Go away Borin Corbin.

[erickman]

so whos on main event

[Dark One]

E. Lee Styles

Darrel James Styles?

[Dark One]

DJ STYLES JUST WON HIS RAW DEBUT

[DAMN iNATOR]

Corbin should force-feed this James Harden kid tacos...he needs some fattening up.

[Anybody Thrilla]

They think Baron Corbin will garner heel heat worldwide by denying Houston tacos on a random Monday.

I hope my power goes back out.

[Dark One]

Did Baron Corbin just hit Curt Hawkins with a taco?

SMELL THAT EMMY

[KIRA]

So Baron Corbin's new gimmick is literally that he ruins people's fun I hate Vince McMahon

[DAMN iNATOR]

NEXT WEEK: Rhyno hosts a pizza party.

Then on the July 2nd episode GM Kurt Angle hosts an early 4th of July party with hot dogs and apple pie.

[Dark One]

So Baron Corbin's new gimmick is literally that he ruins people's fun I hate Vince McMahon

At least they're doing it on purpose this time.

[Dark One]

NEXT WEEK: Rhyno hosts a pizza party.

Spoiler:No one gets any pizza but Rhyno.

[slik]

Baron Corbin vs Curt Hawkins, maybe it's time to #EndTheBrandSplit if this is a legit feud.

[KIRA]

At least they're doing it on purpose this time.

I'm trying to appreciate how meta his gimmick is because it ruins things for people in the arena and at home when he shows up on television

[Savio]

Oh right raw is on

[Anybody Thrilla]

Baron Constable. I don't...how...I'm so sad.

[Dark One]

"I appoint Baron Corbin as the new constable of Monday Night Raw."

What in the fuck is this.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dude. This is some ECW 2008 booking.</p>&mdash; Kelvin (@FutureInTheWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/FutureInTheWWE/status/1003799542779793409?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 5, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Anybody Thrilla]

Baron Corbin vs Curt Hawkins, maybe it's time to #EndTheBrandSplit if this is a legit feud.

Thing is, they COULD be doing way better feuds with the brand split still in tact. They're just...not, though.

[DAMN iNATOR]

"Constable Corbin" going to be 100000x more cringeworthy than "Sheriff" Austin c. 2004.

[KIRA]

Hooray a much much much much much lesser Corporate Kane

[Dark One]

"Constable" Corbin is further proof that none of the WWE writers have actually heard a human being speak for several decades.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh right raw is on

I'd recommend finding some wet paint to watch dry instead.

[KIRA]

Oh right raw is on

Turn back now do something useful like learning a second language

[slik]

Thing is, they COULD be doing way better feuds with the brand split still in tact. They're just...not, though.

True

On a related note...where are NXT megastars THE AUTHORS OF PAIN

[KIRA]

Ronda Rousey talking about guns in this day and age in this climate that's not very PC or very PG

[slik]

At this rate I don't want Aleister Black, Johnny Gargano or Velveteen Dream anywhere near RAW or SDLive.

[KIRA]

At this rate I don't want Aleister Black, Johnny Gargano or Velveteen Dream anywhere near RAW or SDLive.

Just think how deep they're going to bury ricochet and I live in Mortal fear for Asuka

[Anybody Thrilla]

At this rate I don't want Aleister Black, Johnny Gargano or Velveteen Dream anywhere near RAW or SDLive.

Or Ricochet.

Somehow, I think EC3 will be OK.

[slik]

Sex Joke Ronda

[Savio]

http://i.imgur.com/r4fULdu.jpg

[Dark One]

"Ronda, Natalya tried a judo throw earlier on in the match against Nia to absolutely no effect. What makes you think it'll be any different for you?"

"I went to the Olympics."

Wow

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Nia a heel or what the fuck?

[KIRA]

, Dark One you got to stop letting people into your stash man first Roseanne now Ronda Rousey

[Dark One]

Is Nia a heel or what the fuck?

They don't fucking know.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I fucking hate Nia Jax, and this is all making me hate myself.

[Dark One]

, Dark One you got to stop letting people into your stash man first Roseanne now Ronda Rousey

Shit, man.

You think if I had a stash left I'd be watching this show sober?

[Dark One]

I fucking hate Nia Jax, and this is all making me hate myself.

It's okay. Here are some links to the Ealy Brothers' greatest moments to keep you entertained:

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[rez]

Nia needs Kane/DB anger management classes

[rez]

fuckin bully

[KIRA]

Shit, man.

You think if I had a stash left I'd be watching this show sober?

Now that you mention it no no sane person would

[KIRA]

I have a summer resolution I'm going to stop judging Michael Coles commentary yes it sucks but it's also coming from a senile old man. It's not his fault

[slik]

is the injury legit

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's okay. Here are some links to the Ealy Brothers' greatest moments to keep you entertained:

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You missed that time Samoa Joe squashed them, but pretty good list otherwise.

[rez]

Bobby needs to work on even outing his tan

[Dark One]

is the injury legit

https://i.imgur.com/9QQLYmd.gif

[KIRA]

Ron doesn't really have a program right now outside of being in money in the bank they could use this opportunity to turn Bobby Roode heel against him for a feud But this company is run by blind deaf stupid baboons they won't do that

[Dark One]

I'm just going to post random historical Dark One images in this thread for the remaining two hours in an attempt to brighten this thread.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I have a summer resolution I'm going to stop judging Michael Coles commentary yes it sucks but it's also coming from a senile old man. It's not his fault

It's not like there's anything interesting going on for him to talk about or make feel important. I don't think it's all his fault either.

[slik]

Randall Keith and Bob Roode are both natural heels

[Dark One]

I'm just going to post random historical Dark One images in this thread for the remaining two hours in an attempt to brighten this thread.

https://i.imgur.com/Vt8tdDt.gif

[slik]

Forget about RAW for a sec b/c WTF is this


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This past weekend, I went to a tourist attraction in Virginia depicting live dinosaurs being reanimated during the civil war and the Union’s attempts to use them as “weapons of mass destruction” against the South. Above all that, this is the wildest most improbable thing I saw. <a href="https://t.co/xp1bZUvSRr">pic.twitter.com/xp1bZUvSRr</a></p>&mdash; Brian Resnick (@B_resnick) <a href="https://twitter.com/B_resnick/status/1003628702809370624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 4, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

Oh.

Wait.

Braun's here.

Probably going to be a good segment finally.

[KIRA]

Bruan is going to eat Bobby Roode alive and spit out the rhinestones on his robe

[Dark One]

Damn. Braun looks intimidating as hell in the lighting from Roode's entrance. He should take it.

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/JmTZaSB.jpg

[KIRA]

https://i.imgur.com/JmTZaSB.jpg

Remember in ECW when a young 20-something Rhino was crushing everybody in his way yeah me neither

[Dark One]

Forget about RAW for a sec b/c WTF is this


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This past weekend, I went to a tourist attraction in Virginia depicting live dinosaurs being reanimated during the civil war and the Union’s attempts to use them as “weapons of mass destruction” against the South. Above all that, this is the wildest most improbable thing I saw. <a href="https://t.co/xp1bZUvSRr">pic.twitter.com/xp1bZUvSRr</a></p>&mdash; Brian Resnick (@B_resnick) <a href="https://twitter.com/B_resnick/status/1003628702809370624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 4, 2018</a></blockquote>
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This speaks to me.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Pretty neat suplex.

[KIRA]

You know it's the same company but there's something really distinct about the wrestling on Smackdown Vs the wrestling on Raw SmackDown Wrestling feels more like wrestling

[slik]

SD is 10X better than RAW, every week.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bobby Roode just thumbed his nose at Braun Strowman like a child in the 1940s. He also really thought that ladder placement was the smartest thing ever.

Why do they do this to me?

[KIRA]

Did you guys see that for one glorious second Bobby roode's inner heel peeked through and it was great

[rez]

RIP Face Bobby hopefully

[Dark One]

Braun remains the single greatest thing in WWE.

Now that he has come and gone, back to posting random memes and GIFs I found in this old album. TO THE WAYBACK MACHINE

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/HgFmAUm.png

[Anybody Thrilla]

At least Kevin Owens promos sound like they could possibly be spoken by a real person.

[KIRA]

Bobby Roode just thumbed his nose at Braun Strowman like a child in the 1940s. He also really thought that ladder placement was the smartest thing ever.

Why do they do this to me?

1940's that be right around the timr Vince McMahon was a little boy wouldn't it I mean you write what you know

[rez]

"Made up myth" ...so Demon-Finn?

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/LgFA9ro.gif

[KIRA]

https://i.imgur.com/HgFmAUm.png

Remember when the threat of a limited idiot like big Cass beating the likes of Daniel Bryan didn't even seem like a remote possibility in any reality me neither

[DAMN iNATOR]

https://i.imgur.com/HgFmAUm.png

Was Booker drunk that night?

[Dark One]

Was Booker drunk that night?

No, just closed captioning finally captured his normal essence properly.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fuck off Nia Jax. God damn it.

[rez]

Time to get woked

[Dark One]

ABT about to leave this mortal coil

[Savio]

They are gonna scissor

[Savio]

Nia and Ronda

not Hardy and Wyatt

[KIRA]

I finally realize what's wrong with the woken Matt Hardy gimmick they took something that was very rough and raw and they f****** streamlined it just like they do everything we love

[Dark One]

Nia and Ronda

not Hardy and Wyatt

Come on man.

It's 2018. Don't be so judgmental.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The concept of laughing hysterically into a microphone has never sat right with me.

[KIRA]

The concept of laughing hysterically into a microphone has never sat right with me.

You know it's actually more disturbing if he didn't put the microphone up and you can't really hear it

[Anybody Thrilla]

:lol: @ Renee

"Yup, sure"

[KIRA]

Pretty sure Dean Ambrose gives her plenty of standing woken Os
Please let this promo be going somewhere

[Anybody Thrilla]

You know it's actually more disturbing if he didn't put the microphone up and you can't really hear it

You don't have to hear it if you can see it. Not everything that's known needs to be so overtly explained, so to speak. Seems super unnatural to not be able to 'keep composure' but still have the wherewithal to hold a mic steady to your mouth.

[Dark One]

Not everything that's known needs to be so overtly explained

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

What

Wait

What

How am I supposed to know WRESTLEMANIA IS THE ULTIMATETHRILLRIDE unless they tell me four times a segment...

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/tsBK7lz.png

[Anybody Thrilla]

https://i.imgur.com/tsBK7lz.png

I'm sorry, what the fuck is this?

[rez]

https://i.imgur.com/tsBK7lz.png

that real

[slik]

Authors of Pain not in tag battle royal

[KIRA]

We have no idea how to get our tag teams on the show

let's just booked them all together at once

[slik]

https://i.imgur.com/tsBK7lz.png


WTF is this :lol:

[Dark One]

I'm sorry, what the fuck is this?

that real

I mean, I think so, but it's in my TPWW image folder alongside this:

https://i.imgur.com/IK4xKaE.png

They're from like three years ago, so if they were real, I'm guessing they don't still exist in the shop.

[slik]

It's real:


https://shop.wwe.com/sting-at-the-plate-legends-t-shirt/W09695.html

[KIRA]

Remember when WWE shirts used to be intricately designed and kind of cool to wear in public me neither

[Dark One]

They're from like three years ago, so if they were real, I'm guessing they don't still exist in the shop.

Wait. No.

Still listed in the shop, but unavailable. (https://shop.wwe.com/sting-at-the-plate-legends-t-shirt/W09695.html)

[Anybody Thrilla]

Tatanka reference.

[Anybody Thrilla]

B Team's theme doesn't fit their vibe.

[KIRA]

Titus worldwide entrance is absolute flaming garbage without Dana Brooke in the middle

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm still OK with this McIntyre/Ziggler team. Can we just give them a joint entrance, though?

[slik]

Where are THE AUTHORS OF PAIN

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed the first half of the show, did anything interesting happen?

[slik]

Missed the first half of the show, did anything interesting happen?

No.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The first team to go was the team with the most steam. Alright, carry on, I guess.

[Savio]

Dolph in trouble

Take a shot.

[KIRA]

Michael Cole thinks food just sits in your stomach for a week and does nothing I'm sorry Vince McMahon thinks food just sits in your stomach for a week and does nothing

[Savio]

Take another shot

[Anybody Thrilla]

Missed the first half of the show, did anything interesting happen?

It'd be nice to chat with you, but you should probably miss the second half of the show too.

[slik]

@Smelly Meatball:

Baron Corbin was named "Constable of RAW". It wasn't explained what that means.
Nia Jax and Ronda argued about who is better friends w/ Natalya
Jinder pinned Seth Rollins

[Savio]

Take a 3rd shot..... and forth

[Savio]

5th and final shot.

[Emperor Smeat]

Never liked the rules for Tag Battle Royals where if one guy gets eliminated, the other guy in the team automatically gets eliminated as well.

[Dark One]

Another Dark One classic. Michael Hayes is announced as a finalist for Tough Enough:

https://i.imgur.com/uXnTu6t.jpg

Turns out it wasn't the Michael Hayes I thought.

[Emperor Smeat]

No.

It'd be nice to chat with you, but you should probably miss the second half of the show too.
It couldn't have been that bad so far ...


@Smelly Meatball:
Baron Corbin was named "Constable of RAW". It wasn't explained what that means.
Nia Jax and Ronda argued about who is better friends w/ Natalya
Jinder pinned Seth Rollins
Wow it really was that bad so far. Guess that saves me like 90 minutes of watching a replay.

[xrodmuc316]

Drew should destroy Dolph for being eliminated first in a match with at least 6 jobbers

[RP]

An Elimination during commercial..

w
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[LibSuperstar]

An Elimination during commercial..

w
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Was it a crucial one?

[Dark One]

Why is Rhyno beating himself up

[KIRA]

, the freaking Revival just got eliminated by Rhino and Slater I don't want to live anymore

[Savio]

Seth was beat by Jinder?

Remember when Seth beat Cena and Roman on the same night?

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/e29uqkd.png

[Dark One]

Oh no

Bobby Lashley/Sami Zayn coming up

https://i.imgur.com/ZEEq4LR.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

That might be the dumbest ever ending to a Battle Royale.

WWE really is going to pull a "Slater & Rhyno" with the B Team once they win the RAW tag titles. Doubt they have anything planned beyond their shock win and go right back to treating the division as a gag.

[Anybody Thrilla]

@Smelly Meatball:

Baron Corbin was named "Constable of RAW". It wasn't explained what that means.
Nia Jax and Ronda argued about who is better friends w/ Natalya
Jinder pinned Seth Rollins

In fairness, Elias pinned Seth Rollins.

[slik]

@Smeat

Baron Corbin also began a feud with Curt Hawkins

[slik]

oh yeah, I forgot which one pinned the true #1 face of RAW, Seth.

[RP]

I'm trying to figure out this look Bobby Lashley is trying to pull off right now.

[Dark One]

Doc Amann knows plenty about HIPPA laws.

[slik]

Just what the show needed, a Bobby Lashley promo

[KIRA]

they actually found some Lashley fans in the crowd

[Dark One]

I'm trying to figure out this look Bobby Lashley is trying to pull off right now.

Truck Driver trying to interview for a stock broker position

[KIRA]

I'm trying to figure out this look Bobby Lashley is trying to pull off right now.

Hawaii Five-O escapee

[rez]

I hate for them to make a mold of another Lesnar but...a non smiling Lashley that is managed by Paul would probably be what's best for business. Too late.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm trying to figure out this look Bobby Lashley is trying to pull off right now.

I was just thinking to myself "baseball cap, sure, blazer, sure...but no, not both simultaneously".

[Dark One]

Just what the show needed, a Bobby Lashley promo

https://i.imgur.com/WMNWEkA.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if Lashley regrets leaving Impact Wrestling by now.

Outside of money, his return has been a huge bust so far.

[Dark One]

When do we find out Bobby Lashley is a robot

[Dark One]

When do we find out Bobby Lashley is a robot

Was this the plot for Get Out?

Is this Get Out 2?

[Dark One]

#dontbescaredhomie

[Dark One]

80s Hulk Hogan possessed the body of Choc Lesnar

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm still befuddled as to why Sami Zayn even began to pick at Bobby Lashley. What sparked any of it? Was there a match I forgot about or something?

[Dark One]

Another Dark One classic

https://i.imgur.com/ZM4dlIy.gif

I'm trying to get us through this segment

[Dark One]

I'm still befuddled as to why Sami Zayn even began to pick at Bobby Lashley. What sparked any of it? Was there a match I forgot about or something?

I think him and KO took on Braun and Bobby and Zayn got vertigo and now it's a blood feud or something.

[RP]

Bobby dont even know where Zayne is atm.

[KIRA]

If I'm being honest Sami Zayn's obnoxiousness is the only thing keeping this afloat right now

[Savio]

I like how annoying Sami is.

[Emperor Smeat]

Sami has been really great with his obnoxious dickhead character.

[Dark One]

Damn.

Should have been Global Force Gold instead of VIP Bobby Lashley Fan Club

[Dark One]

Sami Zayn going to continue shittalking until he ends up on the roof of this building.

[slik]

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[KIRA]

I'm still befuddled as to why Sami Zayn even began to pick at Bobby Lashley. What sparked any of it? Was there a match I forgot about or something?

suplex it was a delayed suplex

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/V9H4dJ4.gif

[Dark One]

OH god

I'm running low on shitposts.

I don't think we're going to make it guys.

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/S2gLneM.jpg

[KIRA]

Take note the Bobby Lashley vs Sami Zayn Feud now involves Instagram I hate Vince McMahon

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/XOEKbp2.gif

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/ky4SBxc.gif

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/HtEn9Im.png

[RP]

BOBBY DONT LIKEY!

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/Ifsn7A7.gif

[rez]

https://youtu.be/NcO9rgWCtrU?t=16

Where you goin? Where you goin?

[Dark One]

Sami Zayn gonna hit Bobby Lashley with a kid.

https://i.imgur.com/khKNRad.gif

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/QpyT3vS.jpg

[KIRA]

You know your segment is Dead on Arrival if you can't get a USA chant from the likes of Texas

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch, not even a USA chant was able to get the crowd motivated for more than a few seconds for this segment.

[Dark One]

Okay..

Jesus.

Did we make it?

[RP]

Someone on this announce team used a little too much Soul Glow.

[Dark One]

Let's be real.

Lashley probably didn't actually join the military.

His sisters probably kept him regularly dosed with LSD and had him fight scarecrows in a field to build character.

[slik]

THE BIG DOG

[Dark One]

Wait.

Jinder speaking (mostly) the truth.

How the fuck are they accidentally making Jinder face.

Where am I