WWE EXTREME RULES 2018 *** FOUR STIPULATION MATCHES *** OFFICIAL THREAD

[Jordan]

Wow somewhere Mic Foley is have flashbacks.

[Gerard]

That was really fucking dangerous.

ITS EXTREME BITCH! :fu::|

[Gerard]

And another incredibly short match.

[Jordan]

JR would be really upset about that spot if he was at commentary lol.

[KIRA]

I want to be very very happy for Bron but I keep getting distracted by that little bit of spit in his beard is gross

[slik]

Oh hai


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[Gerard]

Now their table is gone they can't jerk each other off under the table without anyone noticing.

[slik]

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[KIRA]

Undertaker vs. Triple H oh my God this company smh

[Gerard]

Undertaker vs. Triple H oh my God this company smh

For the LAST TIME!!!!!! Until the next time.

[slik]

Recapping something from 15 minutes ago, again

[Gerard]

Recapping something from 15 minutes ago, again

First i've seen it. :-\

[Dark One]

THAT SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH HIT A DOOR WITH A CHUNK OF STYROFOAM.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I called you that because you prefer Carmella over Asuka you putz.

Because Asuka hasn't done a thing since before WM, dude She's lost a bunch and had what 2-3 MEH victories on SDL? Carmella on the other hand stole "Queen" Charlotte's throne and crown and has, including tonight, like it or not, defended the title twice.

If they had had Asuka continue to win and look like an unstoppable killing machine, then I'd be on her side, but they stupidly ended that at WM. I'm just backing a winner. I hope you can understand my perspective now.

[KIRA]

Kevin Owens head backstage to the gorilla position and asks Vince did he like it Vince McMahon says no Kevin walks away disappointed

[Gerard]

Rowan looks like what i imagine Elmer Fudd would look like if he jumped on the beard bandwagon with the rest of the cunts.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Boy do a lot of people owe me some apologies right about now.</p>&mdash; Dave Meltzer (@davemeltzerWON) <a href="https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1018654417136992256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 16, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Triple A]

Rowan looks like what i imagine Elmer Fudd would look like if he jumped on the beard bandwagon with the rest of the cunts.

Why do you say that

Doesn't really look anything like him other than being bald

Not really a good observation imo

[Tonya Harding]

Damninator and Owenbrown should fuck.

Owen is supposed to fuck me in the ass later when he comes over to drop off some oxy.

DAMN can join us, a triple threat orgy cumfest match

[KIRA]

Wait a minute so when Seth Rollins attacked Kanes knee he was able to snap that s*** back into place

What happened

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sorry about the miscommunication, Owen. I didn't let the page fully load to see which post you - repped me for, my mistake.

Although now that I've got you here, jorts y/n? Choose wisely.

[Jordan]

The WWE Championship belts have never looked worse. Spinner era excluded.

[Tonya Harding]

Keep your hand off my oxy DAMN, owen is my drug dealer, not yours.

[Gerard]

So presumably Kane's "injury" is just to have him in the ring less?

[DaveWadding]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Boy do a lot of people owe me some apologies right about now.</p>&mdash; Dave Meltzer (@davemeltzerWON) <a href="https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1018654417136992256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 16, 2018</a></blockquote>
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What does this mean?!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Owen is supposed to fuck me in the ass later when he comes over to drop off some oxy.

DAMN can join us, a triple threat orgy cumfest match

I know it's Extreme Rules night guys but I am not like that, no disrespect or hate to anyone who is.

[Gerard]

What does this mean?!

He was right about something for once, presumably.

[owenbrown]

Owen is supposed to fuck me in the ass later when he comes over to drop off some oxy.

DAMN can join us, a triple threat orgy cumfest match

wash your ass really thoroughly first

[Gerard]

wash your ass really thoroughly first

Or pour some hot sauce in and have Owens eat it out.

[Dark One]

What does this mean?!

There was a big debacle about Dave claiming WWE was just as risky/dangerous as NJPW and has had as many, if not more, injuries following Hiromu's injury.

[Dark One]

Keep your hand off my oxy

This is my gimmick you feckless cunt.

[slik]

BAH GAWD THATS GOTTA BE KANE

[slik]

What does this mean?!

ID even K!

[Dark One]

ID even K!

In case you missed it from the page flip:

There was a big debacle about Dave claiming WWE was just as risky/dangerous as NJPW and has had as many, if not more, injuries following Hiromu's injury.

[Jordan]

Dave Wadding, Meltzer was telling us that Owens was going over because the heel side of Raw is so weak. And he was right.

[Gerard]

Dave Wadding, Meltzer was telling us that Owen's was going over because the heel side of Raw is so weak. And he was right.

When he's right he makes everyone know it, and when he's wrong he plays the "plans changed" card. :|

[slik]

Bludgeon win relatively clean over DBry

[Jordan]

Not a very good match.

[Bad News Gertner]

I hope Hogan beats Styles for the World Title tonight

[slik]

Meltzer sounds whiny today

[Jordan]

Roman is a real jerk, can't even give props to the new champs.

[owenbrown]

Or pour some hot sauce in and have Owens eat it out.

I hate hot sauce

[Dark One]

Wait

The "I'm Roman Reigns" Championship isn't the main event?

[Gerard]

What exactly is the story with this fucking headband of Lashleys?

[Jordan]

Whoa... though this would close the show, cool.

[Gerard]

I hate hot sauce

Mayonnaise?

[slik]

BIG DOG vs BOB up next, AJ/Rusev closing the show

[rez]

Mayonnaise?

Gross

[Gerard]

Gross

Donkey semen?

[Bad News Gertner]

When he's right he makes everyone know it, and when he's wrong he plays the "plans changed" card. :|

Are you new to the WWE? This company changes their minds when the wind blows a different direction

[rez]

Donkey semen?

That or cocktail sauce

[Gerard]

Are you new to the WWE? This company changes their minds when the wind blows a different direction

True but its handy for a wrestling pundit as it's always their get out of jail card if they're not as "in the know" as they make out.

[Gerard]

Cue the boos

[Dark One]

"IT'S THE EIGHTH MATCH AT EXTREME RULES, WHERE THE FANS BOO WHO THEY NORMALLY CHEER AND CHEER WHO THEY NORMALLY BOO"

[owenbrown]

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[Tonya Harding]

Gertner is a great poster, I can tell from this thread!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wait, Bob v. BIG DOG NOW?! :eek:

[Bad News Gertner]

True but its handy for a wrestling pundit as it's always their get out of jail card if they're not as "in the know" as they make out.

He's the best out there by far. The Wrestling world would be a lot different if it weren't for Dave, as irritating as he can be.

[Savio]

Sometimes i mix up DAMN iNator and OwenBrown when I have avatars turned off.

[Tonya Harding]

Owen do you want me to put a strap on later and fuck you in the ass and call you Big Dog?

Just let me know!

[Gerard]

I see reigns titan tron video no longer says "believe that", never knew wtf that was referring to anyway.

[owenbrown]

Mayonnaise?

Miracle Whip dammit

[slik]

Announcers talking about Roman was 'screwed' again wrestling Brock Lesnar...ffs

[KIRA]

It's the Battle of tepid responses

[Jordan]

I've been looking forward to this match.

[Gerard]

Here comes Bobby and his headband to hide his receding hairline. :wtf:

[Bad News Gertner]

Damninator is such an idiot

:eek:

[KIRA]

I see reigns titan tron video no longer says "believe that", never knew wtf that was referring to anyway.

They were just trying to find something for him to latch onto as a catchphrase and that was just as stupid as anyting I'm glad they dropped it

[Jordan]

Random historical reference from Cole.

[Dark One]

Cole, if you're going to refer to ECW Champion Vince McMahon, please get the gimmick name right.

ECW Champion Do-rag Vince McMahon

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, was it ironic that Kane by the very definition of the word, walked out on one literally lame foot at a show called EXTREME RULES? Not hating on him, just throwing the question out there if anyone wants to take a crack at it.

[Gerard]

They were just trying to find something for him to latch onto as a catchphrase and that was just as stupid as anyting I'm glad they dropped it

I don't really recall him saying it much either to be fair, just noticed it constantly in the background and it never caught on.

[KIRA]

That headband bothers me it always has

[Jordan]

Really can't remember the last time I saw a proper head and arm start a WWE match.

[Blonde Moment]

So whose main eventing tonight? Aj or Rhonda?

[Savio]

:eek:

lol I saw that, and now he just edited it.

[Gerard]

That headband bothers me it always has

It's like he seen Asuka's black line across her face and had an epiphany.

[owenbrown]

Owen do you want me to put a strap on later and fuck you in the ass and call you Big Dog?

Just let me know!

NOPE

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[KIRA]

See I don't get this they want Roman to be portrayed as some kind of Underdog while constantly blowing him calling him the top guy

[Gerard]

NOPE

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[Innovator]

Nxt has a 10 minute dueling chant and extreme rules has a prolonged booing

[Gerard]

See I don't get this they want Roman to be portrayed as some kind of Underdog while constantly blowing him calling him the top guy

Trying to get the crowd to feel sorry for him, he could get impaled anus first on the ring post with the top of the pole coming out of his mouth and they wouldn't feel sorry for him.

[slik]

"We want beach balls" chant

[KIRA]

So Lashley is winning is I'm pretty sure Vince is happy to have his old Pet Project back

[slik]

"Rusev Day" chant

[Gerard]

Ah, here we go with the now standard "edgey" wwe random crowd chants. :|

[slik]

Wish this was a Kenny Omega match instead r/n

[Jordan]

Okay there's not a lot of chemistry here.

[KIRA]

Okay I can get behind a Bobby Lashley win now that he's lost that dumb headband

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cole, if you're going to refer to ECW Champion Vince McMahon, please get the gimmick name right.

ECW Champion Do-rag Vince McMahon

'Memba how he got a whole new titantron with the words "ECW WORLD CHAMPION" on it?

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[rez]

watching this sober... might start cutting myself

[Dark One]

One and a half star match.

No dragon suplexes, standing spanish fly, or springboard poisoned rana.

[Gerard]

Fuck me the sweat dripping off Lashley :lol:

[owenbrown]

BRB going to Walgreen's to get the following

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[Dark One]

Now up to two stars due to 10 foot back body drop to the floor.

[Gerard]

"just misses the apron" by about 2 feet....

[slik]

good spot w/ BOB thrown over the top rope

[Dark One]

Fuck me the sweat dripping off Lashley :lol:

Who sweats more? Bobby Lashley or Shane McMahon during a promo?

[owenbrown]

I would probably sleep with the real Tonya Harding than be subjected to this match

[Jordan]

Wow that was brutal.

[Gerard]

Who sweats more? Bobby Lashley or Shane McMahon during a promo?

Shane fucking bobby in the ass whilst delivering a promo.

[Dark One]

"That's one of the roughest landings I've seen in a long, long time" he says an hour after a man was thrown off the top of the steel cage and through an announcers' table.

[rez]

Shane fucking bobby in the ass whilst delivering a promo.

w/ patrick ewing as guest referee

[Jordan]

The amount that Lashley is sweating is really overwhelming.

[Gerard]

The amount that Lashley is sweating is really overwhelming.

Suppose the headband makes sense now, pity it never lasts the distance. A pair of window wipers might be the way to go.

[Jordan]

Wow that was good near fall off the stalled suplex.

[xrodmuc316]

"That's the nastiest fall I've seen in a long time"

A long time??? Owens just landed in a table like 30 minutes ago Graves lol

[Dark One]

Wait

Where the fuck did they get a replacement announcers' table

[xrodmuc316]

"That's one of the roughest landings I've seen in a long, long time" he says an hour after a man was thrown off the top of the steel cage and through an announcers' table.

Lol you best me to it!

[Gerard]

Wait

Where the fuck did they get a replacement announcers' table

Have to cover up the under table shenanigans.

That being said, those poor spanish fuckers never got one.

[slik]

BIG DOG kicks out of Lashley's finisher

"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE" -- Michael Cole

[Droford]

Oooooohhhh

[slik]

BOB Lashley pins Roman Reigns clean

[DAMN iNATOR]

@owenbrown: Do you remember the classic "Nytol will help you get your Z's!" jingle in the mid-to-late '80s ads they had?

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For some reason I always think of that jingle when I see any as for sleeping "pills"/medications...kinda feel bad though ironically enough via liking a jingle for a product type that has been shown to be very dangerous and fatal in some situations.

[Gerard]

But but, romans bad ribs, bla bla bla.

[GD]

Was not expecting Lashley to win.

[Jordan]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!

[rockman725]

lol

[slik]

Thank God, no more Lesnar/Roman please

[KIRA]

Bobby Lashley was wrestling literally when Roman Reigns was a child but this is the biggest win of his career over Roman

[owenbrown]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Jordan]

They did the best they could and it wasn't too bad, certainly got better as they went along. Good spots, psychology was lacking but still hard hitting and fun aside from the crowd being disinterested for the most part.

[Gerard]

Thank God, no more Lesnar/Roman please

Lets face it, regardless who faces Lesnar its gonna be the same shit, one move over and over and over.

[rez]

Everytime RR uses the superman punch, a Make a Wish child dies.

[Droford]

Roman Reigns will still get a title shot probably

[Dark One]

Thank God, no more Lesnar/Roman please

Until Roman comes out tomorrow night, claims he was screwed because he couldn't get a good grip on Bobby because of illegal sweating and he deserved a title match at Summerslam.

Kurt Angle will think about it for a few minutes and then agree.

[KIRA]

We can look forward to the big dogs bitchfest tomorrow night

[Jordan]

Everytime RR uses the superman punch, a Make a Wish child dies.

:lol:

[Gerard]

Ronda and her creepy looking husband.

[Gerard]

Oh ffs another bitch match.

[KIRA]

Rhonda bought a front row ticket which isn't suspicious at all

[Gerard]

Rhonda bought a front row ticket which isn't suspicious at all

Definitely not. :shifty:

[RP]

The Main Event is here. Alexa Bliss.

[DaveWadding]

Rhonda bought a front row ticket which isn't suspicious at all

Because every person who purchases a front row ticket gets to walk through the backstage area unencumbered.

[DAMN iNATOR]

We can look forward to the big dogs bitchfest tomorrow night

Losing tonight seems like a really weird, random reason for him to attempt to replicate Edge's live sex celebration c. 2006.

[KIRA]

Now we prepare for the Match which Nia Lumbers around and Alexa Bliss has somehow bump around ala Andre the Giant in his later years

[Gerard]

YOOOOOOOKOOOOOZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Jordan]

You should all know that this is happening right now.

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[RP]

Nia better be careful with Alexa. She better not hurt her.

[DAMN iNATOR]

And yes I just riffed on the word "bitchfest". #DEALWITHIT

[slik]

Is Mickie James a smokeshow

Y or N

[Jordan]

Nia looks like Jeff Hardy with skin toned makeup.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Holy crap, Mickie looking super freaking hot tonight. :eek::naughty::drool:

[Gerard]

Is Mickie James a smokeshow

Y or N

Depends on how much makeup she has on and if she's grinning like a fucking loon or not.

[Gerard]

.....fucking weapon conveyer belt.

[KIRA]

You put a botch machine like Nia Jax in a match with no rules and expect people not to die

[Gerard]

You put a botch machine like Nia Jax in a match with no rules and expect people not to die

Especially with a runt like bliss, i've taken bigger shits than her.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is Mickie James a smokeshow

Y or N

Like 1000x more than usual tonight. She must be planning on getting "EXTREME" in some other ways after the show tonight. In other words I suspect there's a reason she was dubbed "Hardcore Country" in TNA.

[Jordan]

LOL "I wanna know where you find trash can lids without handles" Graves has some good shit tonight.

[RP]

NIA YOU STUPID BITCH

[Gerard]

LOL "I wanna know where you find trash can lids without handles" Graves has some good shit tonight.

More to the point, where do you get "trash cans" made of incredibly thin metal like those?

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL "I wanna know where you find trash can lids without handles" Graves has some good shit tonight.

Home Depot. DUH.

[rez]

Someone get the goddess a kendo stick

[Dark One]

Hard not to watch this match and think about how much better an Asuka vs like Charlotte extreme rules match could have been.

[rockman725]

Graves trying to rationalize that Kendo sticks are under the ring cause ninjas put them there was great

[Gerard]

Someone get the goddess a kendo stick

So she can vanish behind it?

[slik]

David Arquette about to wrestle on a indy show

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[KIRA]

That move makes Nia look incredibly dumb

[Dark One]

David Arquette is James Ellsworth in 15 years.

[Gerard]

That move makes Nia look incredibly dumb

The slow motion waddle into the chair in the corner?

[owenbrown]

that was weak

[Dark One]

"Anything goes in Extreme Rules"

You hear that, boys? EVERYONE RUSH THE RING

[Gerard]

Rouseys samoan drop looked more like a really quick angle slam.

[RP]

RONDA YOU STUPID BITCH

[Jordan]

David Arquette is James Ellsworth in 15 years.

David Arquette is CM Punk.

[KIRA]

The slow motion waddle into the chair in the corner?

Yes also it just looks really really bizarre when you can't hit people in the head with a chair and keep hitting them in the back

[Gerard]

Yes also it just looks really really bizarre when you can't hit people in the head with a chair and keep hitting them in the back

Especially with the way bliss was swinging it, more force in a falling sheet of paper.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Goldberg costing Brock at No Way Out 2004 = OK.

Rousey interfering despite being suspended but in an Extreme Rules match where there's no DQ's = NOT FUCKING OK CUZ REASONS.

#WWELogic

[KIRA]

I just remembered Ronda is going to have to find another way to beat Alexa Bliss because she can't use that arm bar seeing as how Alexa is double-jointed it won't do anything

[Gerard]

ANNOUNCEMENT

I'm going for a shit.

[Heisenberg]

Your very own #RusevDay Mod in the house

[slik]

If AJ vs Rusev is next what is the main-event?

[GD]

Whoa! So the Intercontinental Championship is main eventing over the WWE Championship :eek:

[Dark One]

If AJ vs Rusev is next what is the main-event?

Ziggler vs Seth?

What the hell

[Savio]

Has anyone been on the main roster longer than Rowan without ever holding a belt?

Bo Dallas?

I wonder who it is now?

[DAMN iNATOR]

David Arquette is James Ellsworth in 15 years.

Hey! Show some respect. The man defeated the motherfucking Undertaker at WM last night (see: newLEGACYinc WWE 2K18 Universe Mode - W R E S T L E M A N I A)!!!

P.S. - They uploaded a YT bid of last night's show...you'd have to search maybe around an hour in give or take...somehow the bois edited what turned out to be a slightly over 6 hour stream down to 4.

Also, "Mother of the Year" Bayley actually has credibility in what is now RVD's Mondays as she won an 8-woman pin/submission only elimination match to become the new RAW Women's Champion.

[Dark One]

I wonder who it is now?

Fandango?

[rockman725]

Seth Rollins winning back the IC belt. Damn. I hate when they play hot-potato with championships

[KIRA]

Holy s*** the IC belt is the main event

[slik]

Yo I am all for Seth main-eventing a ppv

[Heisenberg]

Maybe Hogan will dethrone Lesnar for the main event

[KIRA]

That outfit Aiden English has on it sweet

[Droford]

Aiden English reminds me of Heath Slater

[Savio]

Fandango?

Dang yo.

[KIRA]

Maybe Hogan will dethrone Lesnar for the main event

It would be just like this company to put the belt on some flabby barely mobile dinosaur

[Gerard]

It would be just like this company to put the belt on some flabby barely mobile dinosaur

Don't talk about Brock like that!

[Gerard]

Rusev ripped off his shirt....BROTHER

[rockman725]

Just out of curiosity, has Ziggler ever main evented a PPV in a one-on-one singles match?

[Swiss Ultimate]

Yo I am all for Seth main-eventing a ppv

Why though?

[Jordan]

AJ looks like D'Artagnan

[Triple A]

Here comes Bobby and his headband to hide his receding hairline. :wtf:

His head is completely bald dude... not receding... some weird comments tonight man!

[Gerard]

His head is completely bald dude... not receding... some weird comments tonight man!

:|

[DAMN iNATOR]

If he's even there, Hogan should do an EXTREME run-in and cost AJ to cement a long return as a super duper über mega-heel.

[Gerard]

If he's even there, Hogan should do an EXTREME run-in and cost AJ to cement a long return as a super duper über mega-heel.

Did you just put Hogan and "RUN in" in the same sentence? it would be a moderate hobble at best.

[slik]

I would mark for a TGB appearance @ Heisenchamp, brotherjack

[rockman725]

Nevermind, answered my own question. Forgot about the Cena match in 2012.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Did you just put Hogan and "RUN in" in the same sentence? it would be a moderate hobble at best.

WHO ARE YOU TO DOUBT MR. AME --- ERR, HULK HOGAN, DUDE?!

Sorry almost got him confused with some Captain America ripoff gimmick from 2003, who despite using his theme just so happened not to be Hogan.

[Jordan]

AJ has picked up so many moves from his various opponents throughout the years, really one of the best workers ever.

[Heisenberg]

Damn brother, hope nobody dies during this

[Tonya Harding]

DAMNiNATOR I bet you have a killer body, post some pictures in your underwear in this thread, let's have a look.

[Tonya Harding]

I could kick Lana's ass

[DAMN iNATOR]

:|

I think maybe he's saying that while his hairline was starting to recede a little, it can't be receding now via there not being any hair to be in recession? :-\

[slik]

Rusev vs AJ is the best match tonight

[DAMN iNATOR]

DAMNiNATOR I bet you have a killer body, post some pictures in your underwear in this thread, let's have a look.

LULZ

[Gerard]

I think maybe he's saying that while his hairline was starting to recede a little, it can't be receding now via there not being any hair to be in recession? :-\

You know that, i know that, Bobby can't accept that :lol:

[KIRA]

If he's even there, Hogan should do an EXTREME run-in and cost AJ to cement a long return as a super duper über mega-heel.

You mean Shuffle to the ring

[Droford]

Dann I thought he actually had it silly me

[rez]

wow

[KIRA]

Hold on I really thought he was going to do it

[DAMN iNATOR]

AJ has picked up so many moves from his various opponents throughout the years, really one of the best workers ever.

My and I suspect Lock Jaw's favorite? The [Mauro screaming voice] USHIGOROSHI![/#RanalloOUT]

[Droford]

The halfolade

[Jordan]

My God these near falls are getting me every time!

[KIRA]

I would say they have great chemistry but at the same time AJ Styles can have great matches with bowl of soup

[Jordan]

Did they get new turnbuckles? You can just pull it off now? I think that is better.

[Dark One]

That was not a kickout I expected from Rusev. Noice.

[Droford]

Blargh

[owenbrown]

damn

[DAMN iNATOR]

You mean Shuffle to the ring

How DARE you, Sir?! How dare you hate on the realest of really real REAL American's, and during the month of July no less? Have you no shame?! :shifty::shifty::shifty:

[Dark One]

Well, they gave Rusev a lot in kicking out of an exposed turnbuckle + springboard 450

That said, no one's going to remember that in a week.

[Jordan]

Really good match.

[Heisenberg]

That title deserves the last spot

[owenbrown]

I could kick Lana's ass

nah you'd just hire someone to take out her knees :shifty:

[Jordan]

What's next for AJ?

[Evil Vito]

Wait they once again had the WWE Title not main event on a show Brock wasn’t on?

Lol. SmackDown is still the B-show.

[Savio]

Please don't split Rusev day.

[DAMN iNATOR]

[American Dad! Roger voice](smacks dashboard angrily twice) SHIT, SHIT, DAMMIT![/post]

[KIRA]

That was fun

[Triple A]

cool @ this PPV possibly ending around 10:30

[KIRA]

How DARE you, Sir?! How dare you hate on the realest of really real REAL American's, and during the month of July no less? Have you no shame?! :shifty::shifty::shifty:

No I've legit always hated Hulk Hogan from the time I was a child well to be fair when I was a child I simply didn't pay him any mind I thought he looked Goofy and it's slowly morphed into hatred

[Triple A]

whoa that song they were just playing in that commercial was the most irritating song I have ever heard maybe

[KIRA]

It must have been some deal that Dolph Ziggler worked out we won't make you World Champ ever but how about Main Eventing the Pay-Per-View

[Droford]

Maybe they'll make it an hour

[Savio]

There should be a 1,000 fall match.

[slik]

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[DAMN iNATOR]

That was fun

Would've been more fun if they would've let Rise win the belt. AJ us awesome as champ, but...I dunno...I get flashbacks more and more to Triple H and Cena's reigns of terror the more he retains.

That said, if not Rusev, who? And if not to drop the belt at SummerSlam, when?

[Savio]

Seth wrestled for 30+ minutes and beat Roman/Cena

[Jordan]

Happy for Dolph getting the main event singles match. These guys are awesome, it's time to BURN IT DOWN.

[DAMN iNATOR]

No I've legit always hated Hulk Hogan from the time I was a child well to be fair when I was a child I simply didn't pay him any mind I thought he looked Goofy and it's slowly morphed into hatred

Just messing' with ya man. :)

[DAMN iNATOR]

There should be a 1,000 fall match.

1000 Out Of 1999 Falls*.

[slik]

I think the last time Dolph was in a main-event of a ppv was Survivor Series 2014 when Sting showed up.

[Jordan]

Dolph looks incredible. Took tanning tips from Terry.

[KIRA]

Would've been more fun if they would've let Rise win the belt. AJ us awesome as champ, but...I dunno...I get flashbacks more and more to Triple H and Cena's reigns of terror the more he retains.

That said, if not Rusev, who? And if not to drop the belt at SummerSlam, when?

Except AJ's likeable and he can wrestle unlike Cena and he's not a glorified mid carder like Triple H

[Savio]

I think the last time Dolph was in a main-event of a ppv was Survivor Series 2014 when Sting showed up.

Nope, Royal Rumble

:p

[KIRA]

I see Dolph went and found some of his dad's old tights designs

[Jordan]

Who in the fuck is this ref?

[Jordan]

Seth should have gotten new tights for this match too. I don't like the green and black it's taken colors.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wait...I think Jojo just botched the beginning.

Thought I heard
"...and the winner will be declared an Intercontinental Champion

Ya know, as opposed to the Intercontinental Champion?

Anyone else also hear it that way?

[Jordan]

Wait, has Dolph been wearing full tights for a while? I picture Dolph and I see MMA tights.

[Tonya Harding]

nah you'd just hire someone to take out her knees :shifty:

It's true :shifty:

[Jordan]

One way to make Coach sound better is for Corey to stop fucking bullying him about ever thing he says. Just call the damn match and let coach hype the atmosphere that's what he does.