WWE Raw 7/16 "Dere's a new dog in this kennel from hell, a love story"

[Savio]

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On a night filled with stunning moments, Raw General Manager Kurt Angle dropped an absolute bombshell at WWE Extreme Rules, giving Brock Lesnar an ultimatum that could result in The Beast being stripped of his Universal Championship. Angle is awaiting an answer, and will kick off Raw tonight. Will The Conqueror comply?

What will Roman do when he finds out Bob is shitting in his yard?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'll be here.

[RP]

I'm not sure i can hang with RAW tonight if the first thing I here is Roman Reigns music.

[ClockShot]

Either that or Angle to address the Lesnar situation...…...to which Roman Reigns will come out.

[Dark One]

I'll be here.

Sup

[ClockShot]

Welp, battin' 1.000 so far.

[RP]

piped in boo's .. check

[ClockShot]

"I'm Serious!"

:rofl:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Get em Kurt

[Dark One]

"Defending"

[ClockShot]

YOU LET PAUL HEYMAN FINISH, KURT!

[RP]

Paul Heyman more entertaining than 75% of anything else WWE has.

[slik]

Paul Heyman kicking off RAW

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Heyman's reaction

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hot crowd tonight.

I'll be at Raw next week!

[Dark One]

That is the fastest Paul has moved in six years.

[Dark One]

Hot crowd tonight.

I'll be at Raw next week!

My condolences.

[slik]

Paul Heyman more entertaining than 75% of anything else WWE has.

Accurate.

[rez]

thought he was in vegas

[Anybody Thrilla]

My condolences.

I'm in a private box, I'll be fine.

[Dark One]

I'm in a private box, I'll be fine.

Private as in "owned by a company with like 15 other seats that may be a bunch of jerkoffs" or private private?

[Savio]

I want to See Brock vs Bob... book it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Solid play to Kurt, Paul.

[ClockShot]

So this more-or-less confirms this is a WWE/UFC joint-op with Lesnar?

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if this storyline would have gone in a different direction had Lesnar not agreed to go back to UFC.

Right now its no different than the last time WWE tried to get crowds to boo him for rarely being around as champ. Only small difference being UFC as the excuse.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Private as in "owned by a company with like 15 other seats that may be a bunch of jerkoffs" or private private?

Free booze

[Dark One]

Free booze

Think they'll have any oxy?

[Anybody Thrilla]

This sure was a lot to say that Brock is wrestling at Summerslam. Also, are we just officially done with the thirty day defense system?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Think they'll have any oxy?

Depends on how jerk-offy those 15 random dudes are, I guess.

[Dark One]

This sure was a lot to say that Brock is wrestling at Summerslam. Also, are we just officially done with the thirty day defense system?

Yes.

Until someone is injured again.

[RP]

Roman is coming out i'm sure.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the crowd booing the idea of Lesnar being around more often after just booing him for not being there tonight.

[RP]

Roman is gonna come out and tell us he deserves the title shot.

[ClockShot]

It's Bubby. Almost had it perfect.

[Dark One]

It's Bubby. Almost had it perfect.

It's okay. This could still happen:

Until Roman comes out tomorrow night, claims he was screwed because he couldn't get a good grip on Bobby because of illegal sweating and he deserved a title match at Summerslam.

Kurt Angle will think about it for a few minutes and then agree.

[Emperor Smeat]

This sure was a lot to say that Brock is wrestling at Summerslam. Also, are we just officially done with the thirty day defense system?

Probably not and more of Angle being terrible as a GM considering he waited months to actually invoke it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OHHHHHH, now I'm paying attention!

[rez]

lol if Lashley becomes champ.

both world titles around former tna stars

[ClockShot]

McIntyre?

[RP]

SOUNDS LIKE A GAUNTLET MATCH PLAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anybody Thrilla]

McIntyre v. Lashley tonight?

[slik]

Bobby Lashley to cut a softspoken promo on Paul Heyman

[ClockShot]

As of now, yeah, Drew, you're in Ziggy's corner.

[RP]

I love McIntyer btw. A lot.

[Savio]

Fuck..... no Drew vs Lashley tonight plz

[ClockShot]

And Seth, too.

[RP]

Please no Roman. Please no Roman. Please no Roman

[ClockShot]

Elias.

This is getting gooooooooooood.

Until his music hits.

[Savio]

Lashley mic skills arent bad when you have low expectations

[Anybody Thrilla]

Please tell me Elias is doing an album release party in Cincinnati.

[Savio]

I love McIntyer btw. A lot.

Do you want him to shit in your mouth?

[RP]

WWE totally going to there favorite Gauntlet match .. guaranteed.

[slik]

"OKADA BE KIDDING ME"

Michael Cole r/n if Okada came down to the ring

[ClockShot]

Ring's getting crowded.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is this a gauntlet or a battle royal?

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Balor to finally remember he still is owed a Universal title rematch.

[rez]

Title might as well be stripped...whole roster gonna be out here soon

[Savio]

Why is he lisping?

[ClockShot]

Here he is.

[Dark One]

Man... If only we had some kind of Greatest Royal Rumble to sort this all out or something.

[rez]

bigger point, Cole...really?

fuck off lol

[ClockShot]

Now remember boys and girls, Braun has a super special briefcase.

[Dark One]

"Maybe no one has a bigger point than Roman Reigns"

HE LOST TO BROCK LIKE FOUR TIMES AND KIND OF LOST ON A TECHNICALITY ONCE. HE LOST TO LASHLEY LAST NIGHT. STOP.

[A.J.K]

Here is Da bIg dOg.

[Emperor Smeat]

Lashley's blank stare was the perfect reaction for Reigns coming out

[ClockShot]

Double triple threat matches.

I can roll with this.

[slik]

Thunderous Boos for The Big Dog

[rez]

It's really convenient there's exactly 6 guys out there.

[RP]

The most important thing that came out of all this is that Elias's new album comes out next week on July 23rd.

[Dark One]

Is their entire Summerslam commercial entirely shitty fake memes? Wow.

[ClockShot]

And here's where Corbin makes his power play for control.

[slik]

How weird! This crowd seems to be booing Roman Reigns heavily.

Must be another wacky crowd, it is the Monday after Sunday, where crowds boo who they normally cheer and cheer who they normally boo after all!

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait ... if Corbin didn't deserve to be a challenger for the Universal title because he lost last night, then why are Reigns and Rollins in the Triple Threat matches?

[rez]

Wait ... if Corbin didn't deserve to be a challenger for the Universal title because he lost last night, then why are Reigns and Rollins in the Triple Threat matches?

#vincelogic

[KIRA]

Holla

[slik]

Drew Mac taking it to THE BIG DOG

[xrodmuc316]

33 year old Drew McIntyre, Coach says "Drew knows careers are short"
42 year old Bobby Lashley, Coach says "This young man has a bright future"

WTF Coach??? Lol

[rez]

I think there's a match going on but I've got commercials. help?

[KIRA]

You know Roman Reigns could benefit from Drew McIntyres strategy of getting fired and going away for a long time to other companies and then coming back better

[KIRA]

33 year old Drew McIntyre, Coach says "Drew knows careers are short"
42 year old Bobby Lashley, Coach says "This young man has a bright future"

WTF Coach??? Lol
42 is the new 28

[RP]

Oh cool its a ladder triple threat matchup according to Michael Cole.

[xrodmuc316]

42 is the new 28

So what is 33, the new 57?

[rez]

You know Roman Reigns could benefit from Drew McIntyres strategy of getting fired and going away for a long time to other companies and then coming back better

There's always TNA..and not come back.

[ClockShot]

May have to mute this and put on captions of Cole keeps this up.

[DAMN iNATOR]

How weird! This crowd seems to be booing Roman Reigns heavily.

Must be another wacky crowd, it is the Monday after Sunday, where crowds boo who they normally cheer and cheer who they normally boo after all!

Nah, they're doing it right.

[KIRA]

They need to stop worrying about 2k 19 and put all their promotional energy into Elias's
Album

[Anybody Thrilla]

They need to stop worrying about 2k 19 and put all their promotional energy into Elias's
Album

Nah, that album will sell itself.

[RP]

Steel chairs are legal under Triple Threat rules ? hmm ok

[RP]

FUCK THESE FUCKING COMMERCIALS THIS SHIT IS UNWATCHABLE.

[ClockShot]

Steel chairs are legal under Triple Threat rules ? hmm ok

*insert Extreme Rules tagline here*

[rez]

:wtf::nono:

[KIRA]

*insert Extreme Rules tagline here*

Wait aren't triple threats always no-dq matches

[Anybody Thrilla]

Steel chairs are legal under Triple Threat rules ? hmm ok

They always have been. If Drew hits Roman with a chair, you can't just give Roman a DQ victory, because Finn had nothing to do with any of that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wait aren't triple threats always no-dq matches

Yes

[KIRA]

Vince your homemade golden boys will never get cheered as long as you keep stacking them up against people who can actually wrestle

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fuck, McIntyre almost got Million Dollar Baby'd on that chair.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at that spear by Reigns

[ClockShot]

Ooof. McIntyre when into that chair.

[KIRA]

Oh s*** then has stopped smiling

[Savio]

Plz drew just dont win or lose

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is kinda good.

[slik]

Spear and Superman Punch made me nervous lol

[Anybody Thrilla]

You know, I think Dash Wilder had more of an argument to be in this match than Reigns.

[RP]

/sigh

[Emperor Smeat]

They need to stop worrying about 2k 19 and put all their promotional energy into Elias's
Album

Forget Rey and Ronda as pre-order bonuses, it should be Elias' album instead. At least people would have something great to listen to if this year's game ends up being a dud.

[ClockShot]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[rez]

OMG SO SURPRISE

[ClockShot]

Blood! Quick, go to black and white!

[Savio]

Plz drew just dont win or lose

Thank youuuuu

[Dark One]

Really excited about Lashley vs Reigns happening next week and Reigns winning, despite losing last night. Last night didn't matter, but when he wins, it will!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Will you just fucking book the Bayley/Banks match already???

[slik]

Le sigh.

Was hoping we'd get Drew/Dolph vs Seth/Roman at SummerSlam. Not looking likely now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

FUCK OFF KURT

[ClockShot]

Oh my god can Bayley and Sasha just rip each other apart and end this shit!?

[Savio]

Ummm dumb angle by angle

[KIRA]

Le sigh.

Was hoping we'd get Drew/Dolph vs Seth/Roman at SummerSlam. Not looking likely now.

There's still time

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good Triple Threat match but also left with the sour taste of being one step closer to another Reigns-Lesnar match and worn out feud.

[RP]

Traded to Smackdown and buried with Naomi and Auska's bodies.

[owenbrown]

Hey WWE:

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/jack-nicholson-flip-off.gif

[KIRA]

I will say this this stupid counseling s*** aside (not doctor Shelby he will always have a place in my heart) bayley vs. Sasha has felt like an actual feud with them just going at it for months

[KIRA]

Really good Triple Threat match but also left with the sour taste of being one step closer to another Reigns-Lesnar match and worn out feud.

I would ask if this company is actually dumb enough to give us Lesnar Roman number 500 but knowing how many times we got Cena and Orton....

[Anybody Thrilla]

Strowman and Owens can't get along. Owens goes as far as to avoid Strowman and all potential problems. Strowman stalks him anyway. Angle decides to lock them in a cage.

Bayley and Sasha get...anger management?

I'm sorry, I can forgive a lot of logic with this sort of thing, but that's just...no.

[Emperor Smeat]

Last night's Ironman match might have been among the worst ones ever not because of the in-ring stuff but because of how meaningless it felt for flow/pace. Only really great part was McIntyre being really smart in trading away a DQ point so that Ziggy could pick up cheap points afterwards.

[rez]

heyyyyyyy...it's face bobby...yay...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Last night's Ironman match might have been among the worst ones ever not because of the in-ring stuff but because of how meh it felt for flow/pace. Only really great part was McIntrye being really smart in trading away a DQ point so that Ziggy could pick up cheap points afterwards.

Obnoxious crowd didn't help either.

[ClockShot]

Ah. Bobby Roode.

This should be a fun little feud.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Either turn heel or fuck off, Bobby Roode.

[KIRA]

If Dolph Ziggler's stand-up Act is anything like his in-ring promo skills yikes

[ClockShot]

That's not the U.S. title, Bobby.

No open challenge.

[rez]

gets called kid on RAW but hasn't been carded for booze in 21+ years

[KIRA]

Bobby Roode being presented as a face exhibit A of this company's bottomless stupidity

[slik]

Restholds baybay!

[rez]

Good news. There's still 2 more hours

[Emperor Smeat]

Obnoxious crowd didn't help either.

Going to disagree only because I usually don't find crowd chants to be annoying unless its of the offensive type or them actively hurting a great match which last night's main event had neither.

Just couldn't get into the Ironman match because of how bad it was laid out. Think only time I enjoyed a WWE Ironman match in years was the one Sasha and Bayley had in NXT.

[slik]

On the positive -- the first hour of RAW went by much quicker than normal, so the show's pacing is good this week.

[slik]

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[ClockShot]

HBK 2.0!

[rez]

what year is this

[xrodmuc316]

Seriously, why can't Braun just say "I'm cashing this in for a match at Summerslam?" Be better to just book that then have Strowman not doing anything since he is leaving Summerslam as Champ anyways.

[ClockShot]

Seriously, why can't Braun just say "I'm cashing this in for a match at Summerslam?" Be better to just book that then have Strowman not doing anything since he is leaving Summerslam as Champ anyways.

It would ruin the surprise factor.

[slik]

Dolph wins clean, let Roode disappear and return as a heel plz

[RP]

Who in the fuck is Bobby Lashley talking to?

[slik]

This is 100% headed towards a triple threat, isn't it

Brock vs BOB vs Roman

[KIRA]

So all that stuff about Bobby having improved his talking since he's been gone that was a joke right?

[KIRA]

G1 has spoiled the hell outta me
Coming off of that and going into this show has been...... a challenge

[ClockShot]

That was...……….random/odd.

[Emperor Smeat]

Mojo stating what everyone has been wondering about Roode ever since he left the paradise known as NXT.

[rez]

don't even care if that's the shitty epiphany bobby needed to turn.

[ClockShot]

Where are they tonight?

I've never seen such sharp dressed security.

[KIRA]

When Mojo Riley is getting shots in on you you've officially hit rock bottom the good news is there's nowhere to go from there but up.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mojo's got something. :y:

[RP]

Commentators overselling Mojo right now lol

[ClockShot]

Whoa.

[KIRA]

I can see Mojo Riley as an effective top heel he's just so hateable

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like Mojo's mid-match trash talk.

[ClockShot]

Trying to figure out if they lose who benefits most from the trade to Smackdown.

[slik]

NoGo on Mojo for slik

[KIRA]

So only while they're at each other's throats do they get matching tag team gear...... I don't understand this company

[slik]

Please just end the Bayley/Sasha feud at this point.

[KIRA]

Trying to figure out if they lose who benefits most from the trade to Smackdown.

Bayley if they finally let her fulfill her Destiny and embrace the dark side

[DAMN iNATOR]

Thought Bayley should've gotten a "fresh start" of sorts in the last Superstar Shake-up/Draft in the first place. Maybe this will right a wrong (such as I perceive it to be) and send her to SDL, but I have serious doubts.

[RP]

Hopefully Bayley destroys Sasha again.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did Dana Brooke forget that she's a babyface too?

[slik]

Michael Cole about to yell "It's Boss Time"

[KIRA]

ALICIA!!!!!!!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

LMAO @ Graves ribbing Cole about always saying "It's BOSS time!" during Sasha's entrances and Cole firing back. :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">imagine watching Batista wrestle as a kid, growing up to become a wrestler, and he goes and comments on IG that you got a fatty ajhshshs <a href="https://t.co/yxVBLCFaRZ">pic.twitter.com/yxVBLCFaRZ</a></p>&mdash; ᴠ e r o ⚡ (@punkbynaturee) <a href="https://twitter.com/punkbynaturee/status/1018172282257145858?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 14, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Anybody Thrilla]

DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNN

[ClockShot]

Someone's getting TRADED!

[KIRA]

I know somebody else who should go to SmackDown one of the hands down best freaking wrestlers in the company

[Emperor Smeat]

Well that was a bit odd and/or dumb.

[Dark One]

lol if this feud ends via one of them being traded to Smackdown after ten months of false starts.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why did that match just stop? Count out?

Sasha was getting after it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

lol if this feud ends via one of them being traded to Smackdown after ten months of false starts.

With the "blow off" match being a count out finish in a tag match with them both on the same team, no less.

[RP]

I've never seen a storyline get so much airtime yet go nowhere, like Bayley/Sasha. I dont even understand why that match just happened, or what it proved. I'm just scratching my fucking head at this point.

[rez]

RAW needs Nic Cage as GM.

[RP]

This Summerslam ad can literally be made on any meme website.

[slik]

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[Emperor Smeat]

lol if this feud ends via one of them being traded to Smackdown after ten months of false starts.

Based on the last time Angle traded with Paige, he's going to get something a lot worse in return. Maybe she can con him to give up an extra star or two in return for someone like the Ghost of Big Cass.

[ClockShot]

Either fight or fuck.

We're all sick and tired of this.

[RP]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anybody Thrilla]

This episode of Raw should be called 10 Things I Hate About Bayley.

[RP]

ARE THEY MAKING SASHA BANKS A LESBIAN????

[rez]

Where's Bliss?

[KIRA]

Wtf did I just watch

[Anybody Thrilla]

Alright, B-Team is kinda hilarious.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Did Corey Graves really say his heart couldn't handle it if Angle shipped either Bayley or Sasha to Smackdown? Does he not know he also is a commentator on Smackdown? Or did I misunderstand? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a></p>&mdash; Wade Keller (@thewadekeller) <a href="https://twitter.com/thewadekeller/status/1019034916569387009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 17, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

The only thing the B-Team is missing is entrance music that mimics the A-Team theme.

[rez]

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[KIRA]

People are actually buying B Team merchandise and holding B Team signs I'm happy for them

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Did Corey Graves really say his heart couldn't handle it if Angle shipped either Bayley or Sasha to Smackdown? Does he not know he also is a commentator on Smackdown? Or did I misunderstand? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a></p>&mdash; Wade Keller (@thewadekeller) <a href="https://twitter.com/thewadekeller/status/1019034916569387009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 17, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Maybe his heart was drafted to RAW and his brains to SmackDown since he's usually better in quality on the Blue Brand.

[rez]

Only smalls left, apparently. We need to go extinct

[KIRA]

RAW needs Nic Cage as GM.

If they did that Smackdown with cease to be the a show just on principle

[Anybody Thrilla]

How did The Ascension get a title shot? Why was it not mentioned that there was a title bout before the commercial?

[Anybody Thrilla]

How did The Ascension get a title shot? Why was it not mentioned that there was a title bout before the commercial?

...well I guess it's not. Did they not just say it was a title defense when they came back from the commercial?

[Anybody Thrilla]

No. No more of this feud. Please.

[Emperor Smeat]

With the way WWE has been hyping up B Team's undefeated streak, they are soo going to end it in an anti-climatic or disappointing way based on recent streaks.

[KIRA]

I see Victor's hair is pulling a Baron Corbin

[Dark One]

A segment for the Tag Team Championships involved Bray Wyatt, Matt Hardy, Bo Dallas, Curtis Axel, Viktor, and Konnor.

That is all. Just want to mention that for posterity when I think back to the dark times of 2018.

[rez]

Oh ya...forgot RR breaking da rulez. Angle gonna ever address that?

[Dark One]

With the way WWE has been hyping up B Team's undefeated streak, they are soo going to end it in an anti-climatic or disappointing way based on recent streaks.

Only acceptable end is for Curt Hawkins to get his first win against them.

[KIRA]

The only way this B Team deleter of worlds Feud thing ends well at least in my eyes as if the B-Team ends up joining Bray Wyatt

[rez]

The only reason Vince doesn't want ya'll to smoke them cigs is because you'd use the thousands of commercial breaks as an opportunity to step away from your televisions.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Has Mickie ever NOT looked hot since her WWE return? WOW.

[DAMN iNATOR]

The only reason Vince doesn't want ya'll to smoke them cigs is because you'd use the thousands of commercial breaks as an opportunity to step away from your televisions.

Or because since he hired and then promptly fired the fans, he can no longer test any of them for drugs. :shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Thank you, drive safe, have a good night" :lol:

[Dark One]

"And that's all I have to save. Have a good night everyone. Drive safe."

A+++ mic work

[RP]

RUN ALEXA RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Dark One]

"Thank you, drive safe, have a good night" :lol:

MY BROTHER

[Dark One]

They're going to hold off the Alexa / Ronda match by repeatedly suspending her until Wrestlemania.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ronda's hair looks a bit goofy tonight.

[slik]

Ronda Rousey heinously attacking poor Alexa Bliss

[Anybody Thrilla]

Damn it. I was hoping to see Ronda live next week.

[RP]

I want Alexa Bliss to pee in my mouth.


Ass pee.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ronda's hair looks a bit goofy tonight.

I like it. Functional, yet 'cute'.

[KIRA]

I don't know why I'm okay with Ronda Rousey getting title shots so soon but I never want Roman to be around the universal title ever again

[rez]

Table for 3 looks good tonight. Too bad the WWE Network can suck some clit.

[rez]

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[Savio]

I don't know why I'm okay with Ronda Rousey getting title shots so soon but I never want Roman to be around the universal title ever again

Ronda vs Lesnar

[Savio]

Riot Squad stopped acting like children and are now acting like teenagers

[Emperor Smeat]

I don't know why I'm okay with Ronda Rousey getting title shots so soon but I never want Roman to be around the universal title ever again

Probably because it would be a fresh match and Creative haven't put their stink on her yet. Also removes Bliss' iron grip on the title scene.

If they end up making her into the Lesnar of the RAW Women's division, then all the good will that she's been building up gets flushed down the drain.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The music changed. The walk is gone. What have I done to deserve this?

[KIRA]

Riot Squad stopped acting like children and are now acting like teenagers

Now now going through your terrible twenties can be a hard thing

[rez]

fake southern gimmick that reps viking blood. let me hear that viking yell

[KIRA]

That mascot for xyzal or whatever the f*** they call that is terrifying

[Anybody Thrilla]

fake southern gimmick that reps viking blood. let me hear that viking yell

She's from Lousiville. That's southern.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cole very distracted tonight reading tweets and e-mails during matches. Methinks mayhaps he should be fired. He already admitted earlier tonight to being around for 21 years.

[rez]

Vince was just waiting to steal GLOW's viking persona.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did not see that coming.

[Emperor Smeat]

Moon-Logan match was pretty good.

[Dark One]

Welcome to the win-trades Ember.

[Dark One]

She's from Lousiville. That's southern.

About as South as it gets TBH

[DAMN iNATOR]

fake southern gimmick that reps viking blood. let me hear that viking yell

I think Cole mentioned something about her ancestors hailing from Northern Ireland which was once invaded by the Norse/Normans and hence her hair and why she claims viking heritage.

We'll know she really is crazy if she claims next week that she's related to Hägar the Horrible.

[KIRA]

I love and moons hyper-aggressive style she's like a little Pitbull

[DAMN iNATOR]

About as South as it gets TBH

Tread carefully lest you incur the wrath of owenbrown.

[RP]

What happened in the Moon match? I switched the channel

[rez]

Isn't he from Evansville? About the same thing.

[Dark One]

"Once I remembered I was in Buffalo I got immediately depressed."

Elias knows what's up.

[rez]

nah but seriously..Louisville and Lexington are havens for the non backwood types in that horrible state to my south.

[Dark One]

Isn't he from Evansville? About the same thing.

Indiana is also the northern-most southern state.

Or most southern northern state.

[rez]

Indiana is also the northern-most southern state.

Or most southern northern state.

*lalalalallala*

[Dark One]

Listen.

I'm from Indiana.

You cannot convince me that if it swapped places with Alabama anyone would notice.

[KIRA]

Listen.

I'm from Indiana.

You cannot convince me that if it swapped places with Alabama anyone would notice.

I mean...... yeah... I can't say that's not true no offense

[Anybody Thrilla]

Welcome to the win-trades Ember.

I dunno, I think it was the right call. If Ember would have continued winning, they'd have to acknowledge her being undefeated as people started to notice. Logan and the Riott Squad gained a bit of validity in that win, and Moon wasn't made to look like an idiot either.

[Dark One]

I dunno, I think it was the right call. If Ember would have continued winning, they'd have to acknowledge her being undefeated as people started to notice. Logan and the Riott Squad gained a bit of validity in that win, and Moon wasn't main to look like an idiot either.

Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying it's a wrong call, just the end of her protected initial-push debut phase.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Something sounds 'off' in Lashley's theme. I think it's that tuba-sounding horn repeating far too often throughout.

[Dark One]

I cannot help but think that the new opening to Lashley's theme is going to turn into Big Cass's abortion of a theme.

And that makes me immediately depressed.

Thanks Lashley.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying it's a wrong call, just the end of her protected initial-push debut phase.

She'll be fine. She's ALMOST credible enough to be the valet for Gargamel Ealy when he gets called up.

[rez]

Listen.

I'm from Indiana.

You cannot convince me that if it swapped places with Alabama anyone would notice.

true...they'll probably get legal weed first. :\

[KIRA]

I never thought I'd say this but there are times when CFO$ makes me reconsider my love for the horn section