Monday Night RAW -- OFFICIAL THREAD --- 12.3.18 "It can't be worse than last week"

[slik]

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* Baron Corbin will continue his vendetta against those who oppose him

* Dean Ambrose will be in the house tonight!

* Tamina/Nia Jax will face Natalya/Ronda Rousey in a tag match you have to see to believe!

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More!

[Sixx]

Gotta love those generic WWE names like Natalya.

[Franco Vazquez]

I am just watching it to see if it can get worse than last week or not.

[A.J.K]

Sticking to the DVR as usual , not expecting any better this week.

Arrow and Legends instead.

[Dark One]

Nia/Tamina tag match makes this probably a hard pass for me.

If I happen to be sitting on the couch not doing anything at 8, maybe, but uh... Yeah. Not a lot to hook onto here.

[slik]

WWE.com's preview for tonight revolves almost entirely around Baron Corbin btw. I'm sure that will lead to an upswing in ratings.

[xrodmuc316]

If Nia is having a match, then yes it is possible it could be worse.

[Sixx]

Baron Corbin sucks. But at least he cut what was left of his hair.

[Franco Vazquez]

I hope there's an open challenge today too.

[slik]

Note, rumor going round



LARS is rumored to eventually be on the RAW brand. It's rumored the reason for the Lucha House Party push is so that LARS can debut strongly by destroying them all at once. When Lars will begin appearing on the main roster is not known yet.

[Sixx]

Who's LARS?

[ClockShot]

Who's LARS?

Vince's new true love.

[owenbrown]

"It can't be worse than last week."

Vince McMahon: hold my beer

[Franco Vazquez]

LOL so they shortened Lars Sullivan's name as well.

[Sixx]

They just should say "fuck it" and give everyone random names.

RAW Main Event: Steve vs Jerry

[xrodmuc316]

LOL so they shortened Lars Sullivan's name as well.

Forget about his last name, I can't WAIT to see which 205 Live guy is gonna get to be his manager!

I hope Lars is managed by Mike AND Maria where they can use their true love to focus his rage against anybody who isn't as in love as them.

Admit it, that is gold compared to Lio Rush talking about Lashleys Glutes and his unique smell.

[Franco Vazquez]

There's no element of surprise in WWE these days. I expect same BS this week as well with a bit of tweak like having Lashley vs Balor and McIntyre vs Elias but it will be same BS

[KIRA]

I can't remember the last time I was this unenthusiastic about a wrestling show let's get this shit over with

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">alex wright's whole entire entrance song is great, but i'd like to give a specific shout out to this vwoopy lil keyboard bit that doesn't pop up until about a minute in <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/wcw98?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#wcw98</a> <a href="https://t.co/tSlIEvTq3o">pic.twitter.com/tSlIEvTq3o</a></p>&mdash; suplex santa (@BossMoz) <a href="https://twitter.com/BossMoz/status/1069596983617175552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 3, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[xrodmuc316]

Lol dumb wrestling fans "stand in silence please"
fans start clapping

[ClockShot]

Another Monday, another Raw to try to muscle through.

Here we go again.

[KIRA]

Oh what the fuk George Bush? can we not do this he's dead they're going to bury him get over it

[ClockShot]

Random camera cut to Ronda and Natalia hugging.

Gonna be a long night.

[slik]

Opening w/ the only match they announced in advance of tonight's show

[xrodmuc316]

Also funny how Nias heat has almost completely evaporated.

Guess you can't turn real hatred of how much you suck into worked heat

[ClockShot]

Opening w/ the only match they announced in advance of tonight's show

Means they're gonna wing it the rest of the night.

[Franco Vazquez]

Worst possible start to RAW.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If Nia Jax turned face and <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> made her the face of the company and built everything around her, would you like it?<br><br> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Talking Points (@WWETalkingPoint) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWETalkingPoint/status/1069759196667748352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 4, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

Tamina looks tired like she can't wait till she gets injured again so she can just rest

[Dark One]

Nia/Tamina tag match makes this probably a hard pass for me.

If I happen to be sitting on the couch not doing anything at 8, maybe, but uh... Yeah. Not a lot to hook onto here.

I apparently hate myself, because here I am and of course it starts right off with Nia/Tamina.

[ClockShot]

Vote no for me, Slik.

[KIRA]

Also one upside to this show Ronda Rousey no longer looks like patient zero

[Franco Vazquez]

Not watching RAW. Listening to some local songs instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-SRyoGMVAE&list=RDQ-SRyoGMVAE&start_radio=1

[ClockShot]

Wasn't much of a match.

[Dark One]

I have a better poll than that god awful Nia Jax one.

Who's the shittier friend? Ronda to Nattie or Reigns to Ambrose?

[slik]

WHAT DOES THIS TABLE MEAN FOR NEXT SUNDAY!?

[KIRA]

It's 2018 and Vince McMahon still isn't over his Samoan Savage gimmick

[slik]

Vote no for me, Slik.

Done!

[Sixx]

So I take watching a stream is not worth it?

[KIRA]

lol Ronda Rousey win from dominating to being dominated by of all people the worst wrestler on the roster right now

[ClockShot]

So I take watching a stream is not worth it?

These days, nope.

[xrodmuc316]

It's 2018 and Vince McMahon still isn't over his Samoan Savage gimmick

I think Vince should do a cannibal gimmick. Just a Samoan who's finish is literally biting flesh off his opponent.

[Franco Vazquez]

LOL I just plugged in a local song even though I don't listen to local music but that's how bad RAW is these days.

[ClockShot]

All that fancy hair braiding Ronda had, for nothing.

[Franco Vazquez]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQm7-m0vqNk&list=RDQ-SRyoGMVAE&index=4

A bit of a slow but a very deep song.

[GD]

So Vince McMahon rewrote the dreaded last episode of RAW.

[slik]

Apparently all the trainers/emts are in catering

[KIRA]

So Vince McMahon rewrote the dreaded last episode of RAW.

There's a shock

[Droford]

Are Bayley and Sasha Banks morons

[Dark One]

Hey, they ddin't blast Alexa Bliss with the WWE Make-up Cannon this week.

[ClockShot]

IT'S...…………..FIGHT OR FUCK TIME!

[Franco Vazquez]

Two women's segments to start with. Can't get any worse than this.

[slik]

No, not again

[ClockShot]

Actual fan questions?

Or just audience plants?

[KIRA]

I think I know what McMahon's plan is to put the entire women's division at least the raw side on to Nia Jax and shoulders so when it fails he can say that the women as a whole aren't a draw and a complete failure

[Savio]

Lets double down on all awful segments.

[erickman]

time for vince to go to the xfl

[xrodmuc316]

Lol Jesus Christ man. Vince responds to reviews of the worst Raw ever by booking the same exact segment again!!

The dude was right when he said he had big grapefruits.

[Savio]

Hope they verbally assault Alexa for no reason again.

[Franco Vazquez]

Just imagine if they add women's tag titles as well. It would make it worse.

[Savio]

Hope the fan plant drops the F bomb so this doesnt happen again.

[KIRA]

Lol Jesus Christ man. Vince responds to reviews of the worst Raw ever by booking the same exact segment again!!

The dude was right when he said he had big grapefruits.

He figured out that we as fans seemingly like pain

[Franco Vazquez]

Bayley and Banks cant even get their lines right.

[xrodmuc316]

BRO EVEN THE AUDIENCE PLANT MEMBER IS IN THE SAME SEAT!!!

[Dark One]

These segments would be 100x better if they had IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT guy ask the questions.

[KIRA]

I don't even understand how he got an audience to come to his show at this point it must just be kids begging their parents

[Franco Vazquez]

This crowd deserves crap RAW for cheering on for these a-holes.

[Savio]

Nicole Bass

[Dark One]

I apparently hate myself, because here I am and of course it starts right off with Nia/Tamina.

I've made a huge mistake.

[KIRA]

Picking them out from the plants spot nice let's not even try to hide it anymore

[slik]

This sucks

[GD]

Wow! This segment is garbage.

[Droford]

This is awful

[ClockShot]

The 'Skins/Eagles game is better than this.

[Savio]

Bye guys

[xrodmuc316]

Ok Graves just made me laugh for real about Charlie dressing like a Jedi

[Dark One]

That last dude is the most legitimate looking fan they've had yet.

[GD]

Is this the death of Sasha and Bayley?

[Dark One]

What did Alexa say? Too busy cutting myself.

[KIRA]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[erickman]

alexa and bayley should never have a talk segment again

[Franco Vazquez]

This is the worst ever opening to RAW.

[Droford]

Why even have Dana run out there lol

[slik]

Why do all the people asking questions look mysteriously like Performance Center recruits?

[xrodmuc316]

I didn't know we were getting Evolution 2 tonight...

[Franco Vazquez]

Men deserve a night off for carrying WWE since its inception.

[xrodmuc316]

Why even have Dana run out there lol

She does have incredibly bouncy boobs.

[Droford]

Tonight's episode of Raw is sponsored by Nintendo reminding you you could be playing Nintendo and enjoying the rest of your Monday night instead of wanting to drill out your eyes watching Raw...

[KIRA]

I hate this show I hate Vince McMahon I'm gone going to go watch She-Ra and the princesses of power

[slik]

The only thing that would make this match better is if it ended right away.

[Franco Vazquez]

I would rather have Matt Riddle say BRO 10000000 times than this.

[xrodmuc316]

Lol I forgot about Dean getting his flu shots

[xrodmuc316]

Houston is like the mirror opposite of Saudi Arabia in that it seems men are not able to compete in matches, just have talking segments and appreciation nights.

[GD]

Fuck! They're going to kill McIntyre tonight.

[Dark One]

Can I get inoculated for bad booking?

[slik]

https://i.imgur.com/6cm2AbL.jpg

[Franco Vazquez]

I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemy to watch this RAW

[Droford]

I'm upset

https://i.redd.it/i7pr3p6kl4221.jpg

Maybe later ?

[Dark One]

Country star or Meth-Addicted Trucker YOU DECIDE

[Franco Vazquez]

Another women's segment.

[xrodmuc316]

OMG another womens tag match with a new partner!

[ClockShot]

Good god, do they want us to turn it off?!

[Franco Vazquez]

I think WWE is trying to imply that they would have one whole hour dedicated just to women on RAW.

[xrodmuc316]

40 minutes into Raw and we still haven't had a single men's match...

[slik]

Good, more Boring Corbin

[Droford]

Ohh..revival vs LHP 3?

[xrodmuc316]

FUCK CRUISERWEIGHTS NOW...

[Franco Vazquez]

It's getting worse man

[slik]

LUCHA HOUSE PARTY LOVES TO HAVE FUN!

[Sixx]

I'm upset

https://i.redd.it/i7pr3p6kl4221.jpg

Maybe later ?

Now I'm hungry.

[Franco Vazquez]

LOL Cruiserweights give one of the best contents on WWE Network right now. LHP shouldn't even be classified as Cruiserweights.

[GD]

Lucha House rules are atrocious.

[Franco Vazquez]

Why can't Revival just add one person in their team?

[ClockShot]

Welp, that does it.

G'night.

[Dark One]

Why can't Revival just add one person in their team?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Can we get a ‘Terry Gordy’ or something? Geezus. <a href="https://t.co/QGltFQRxrR">https://t.co/QGltFQRxrR</a></p>&mdash; Scott Dawson (@ScottDawsonWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/ScottDawsonWWE/status/1067542340091461632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[xrodmuc316]

Nothing like quoting a 50 year old movie to get over...

[Dark One]

Cool Hand Luke reference?

Definitely another Vince episode.

[Droford]

Lol 3 on 1

[GD]

"A moment worth saving" by not watching this crap.

[Sixx]

Cool Hand Luke reference?

Definitely another Vince episode.

"Failure to communicate" line?

[slik]

LUCHA HOUSE PARTY LOVES TO HAVE FUN!

[GD]

Seems like Vince is running the show tonight as well.

[slik]

Only in WWE is a 3 on 1 match where you are supposed to boo the 1

[GD]

Only in WWE is a 3 on 1 match where you are supposed to boo the 1

It's funny, maggle.

[Droford]

Revival should try to have their own rules only to be over ruled

[xrodmuc316]

Nothing like quoting a 50 year old movie to get over...

I was wrong, Cool Hand Like is actually 51 years old lol

[Droford]

It's like they're acknowledging how bad everything is thru Graves

[slik]

The crowd is dead minus a few Kalisto spots

[Franco Vazquez]

I'd rather have Mexicools back than LHP.

[Triple A]

Just got home . . . Has Raw been "freaking horrible" so far or "fine"

[xrodmuc316]

Just got home . . . Has Raw been "freaking horrible" so far or "fine"

Worse than last week

[Franco Vazquez]

It has been worse than last week and it doesn't look promising either.

[Droford]

Just got home . . . Has Raw been "freaking horrible" so far or "fine"

If you liked last week it's been great since they've pretty much just done the same stuff as last week

[slik]

Just got home . . . Has Raw been "freaking horrible" so far or "fine"

Three Bad Women's Segments, one of which was another Bayley/Sasha/Alexa 'open discussion'

A look at the career of Baron Corbin video

Lucha House Party vs Revival


so yes

[RP]

I see a lot of empty seats behind Corbin

[Franco Vazquez]

At least last week there was an open challenge which had people being interested in the show. This week there is literally nothing

[Sepholio]

"If you're born better than anyone else you can do anything!"

[Sixx]

So the Cool Hand Luke reference was the "failure to communicate" line?

[GD]

I did not appreciate how they disbanded Drew McIntyre and Dolph Ziggler on the last episode. I enjoyed their association.

[Droford]

I wonder if the Gold Medal of Excellence lures Kurt Angle back

[Franco Vazquez]

Why is Finn so bad on mic when Drew is so good. Aren't they both Celtic?

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"> <a href="https://t.co/Z2XdGclGrk">pic.twitter.com/Z2XdGclGrk</a></p>&mdash; Martin Wake (@martinwake81) <a href="https://twitter.com/martinwake81/status/1069773641322250240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 4, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Franco Vazquez]

Ziggler turns face for 1000000th time

[Franco Vazquez]

I really don't wanna see Drew vs Ziggler

[xrodmuc316]

Just what Raw needs, another midcard babyface!

[GD]

Dang, Ziggler actually connecting with the Zig-Zag on McIntosh.

[GD]

They're giving away this match for free without any buildup...:nono:

[Franco Vazquez]

Just what Raw needs, another midcard babyface!

RAW actually lack in babyfaces.

[Dark One]

They're giving away this match for free without any buildup...:nono:

https://media1.tenor.com/images/0773f72dfbeacfa1789aaf33b22a0e92/tenor.gif?itemid=9329019

[Franco Vazquez]

Would you rather have bikini contest or "open forum"?

[slik]

On the positive this means Dolph won't wrestle Seth tonight

[Franco Vazquez]

Finn Balor comes out to the stage and they go off for commercial break so does that mean he's gonna stand there for 5 minutes without doing anything?

[Droford]

Why the fuck does McIntyre do an "Alabama slam"

Call it a Scottish slammer or something

[Dark One]

Why the fuck does McIntyre do an "Alabama slam"

Call it a Scottish slammer or something

THE HAGGIS HEAVE

[Dark One]

Pretty sure that was the murderer from Too Many Cooks behind Drew for a second.

[Dark One]

That was the most brutal dropkick in the history of the business.

[Dark One]

They really just had Drew take his first loss via dropkick on the outside.

Wow.

[slik]

Dolph scores the pin on RAW, first time Drew's been pinned since returning to RAW

[Droford]

Hey why not just have Drew be pinned on a random raw for the first time instead of building up to it

[GD]

Holy shit! Did we just witness Dolph fucking Ziggler pin Drew McIntyre :eek:

[Droford]

Saveus.elias.wwe

[slik]

Pretty sure that was the murderer from Too Many Cooks behind Drew for a second.

I thought he looked familiar!

[GD]

Wow! They're just moving on from this huge moment like it was nothing.

[Franco Vazquez]

That doesn't make any sense to be honest but Dolph is definitely more over than Finn and Elias

[GD]

Technically, Finn Balor can defeat McIntyre in a Last Man Standing match with just a dropkick.

[GD]

Can't wait for Dolph Ziggler to defeat Brock Lesnar and become the new Universal Champion.

[slik]

leesa mattress

[Franco Vazquez]

Ziggler should just retire and focus on comedy and getting a better girlfriend than Amy Schumer.

[Franco Vazquez]

Elias vs Lashley again

[Savio]

Holy shit! Did we just witness Dolph fucking Ziggler pin Drew McIntyre :eek:

wait what?........WTF

[Triple A]

lol McIntyre lost clean to Ziggler?

[KIRA]

Only in wrestling do villains just spell out their motivations and personality

[slik]

yeah Dolph pinned him

[Franco Vazquez]

lol McIntyre lost clean to Ziggler?

Not clean. He got distracted by Finn.

[GD]

wait what?........WTF

lol McIntyre lost clean to Ziggler?

Dolph Ziggler pinned McIntyre after a superkick. McIntyre was trying to beat the 10 count after Balor interfered and dropkicked him to the security railing.

[slik]

Finn, Ronda and Elias biggest pops so far

[Franco Vazquez]

LOL he just got pinned by Ziggler and then gave a promo as if he's won Universal Championship.

[Droford]

Almighty Bob

[Dark One]

Lashley really needs those sunglasses glued to his face

HEAT MAGNET to wear sunglasses inside through an entire match.

[Franco Vazquez]

Lashley and Elias is probably the worst thing going on RAW after women's division.

[Sixx]

Is Finn a face or a heel now?

[GD]

lol Renee just said "dang"

[Droford]

Lol what

[GD]

Elias seems neutered as a babyface.

[KIRA]

You can practically hear Vince unzipping his pants while Lio Rush talks about Lashley

[Franco Vazquez]

What the hell was that bullshit

[RP]

I like this Finn storyline.

[slik]

Lio Rush in a cage match above the ring

[KIRA]

Elias make it look more like you're not trying to actually catch up with Lashley I don't think the fans got it

[Franco Vazquez]

Elias seems neutered as a babyface.

Yeah he is much better as a heel. His whole gimmick was to diss the home crowd and now it's boring.

[Dark One]

I see Bobby Lashley used the D-Bry strategy to avoid that guitar.

https://i.imgur.com/VjKMFW5.gif?noredirect

[GD]

Remember when Jinder Mahal pinned Baron Corbin after he cashed in Money in the Bank?

[Droford]

Adios Rhyno

[KIRA]

What is Finn Balor right now everybody's avenging angel

[Dark One]

Someone just remembered Rhyno and Slater were employed.

SLATER NEEDS THIS JOB. HE GOT KIDS.

[Droford]

What a jerk!

[Franco Vazquez]

Heath Got Kids got more reaction than Women's segment.

[Dark One]

What is Finn Balor right now everybody's avenging angel

Hey, at least for once the mid-tier babyfaces are actually getting revenge. I appreciate that.

It's not like the past where everyone but Roman gets murdered for six months, then Roman gets the win AND EVERYTHING IS GOOD AGAIN RIGHT?

[Droford]

Someone just remembered Rhyno and Slater were employed.

SLATER NEEDS THIS JOB. HE GOT KIDS.

Rhyno needs the job cause..uh..
Got nothing

[Dark One]

Finn actually getting some revenge has convinced me to stick around for a bit. We'll see if I also regret that.

[KIRA]

It's sad what Rhino has become

[Dark One]

Rhyno needs the job cause..uh..
Got nothing

I GOT CRACKERS AND SPRAY CHEEZ TO BUY doesn't have quite the same ring.

[Franco Vazquez]

Remember when Jinder Mahal pinned Baron Corbin after he cashed in Money in the Bank?
https://media.tenor.com/images/f806f0da1ca19cf7112df893cb8f52b1/tenor.gif

[GD]

I see Bobby Lashley used the D-Bry strategy to avoid that guitar.

https://i.imgur.com/VjKMFW5.gif?noredirect

Elias was pretty close to hitting Lashley with the guitar until he escaped to a different portal in gorilla.

[Dark One]

It's sad what Rhino has become

A 1950s refrigerator wearing a skin-suit?

[Franco Vazquez]

It's sad what Rhino has become

He should consider himself lucky that he's still on TV.

[KIRA]

Finn actually getting some revenge has convinced me to stick around for a bit. We'll see if I also regret that.

Likewise I can't wait for them to disappoint me

[Droford]

What is Finn Balor right now everybody's avenging angel

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/new_equalizer_logo_6101.png

[KIRA]

A 1950s refrigerator wearing a skin-suit?

That and looking like he's about to suffer the first of many heart attacks at any moment

[GD]

Remember when Jinder Mahal pinned Baron Corbin after he cashed in Money in the Bank?

https://media.tenor.com/images/f806f0da1ca19cf7112df893cb8f52b1/tenor.gif

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[Franco Vazquez]

I hope there's some kind of interference in this match because it makes no sense at all.

[Dark One]

Oh shit.

Is this the moment I called where Drake Maverick's urine-centric offense evolves to him winning via hitting someone with a gallon jug of urine?

[KIRA]

Here's an irritating Trope in wrestling I think only the likes of Rey Mysterio avoided when anything happens to a wrestlers gear they act as if that was the only pair they had case in point Bobby Goode not just picking another one of the several robes he undoubtedly has

[Droford]

Will the Equalbalor save the day again?

[GD]

Booby Roode should just rollup Drake Maverick instead of acting like an idiot.

[Dark One]

Do you think Drake Maverick is going to have R Kelly perform on 205 Live?

[GD]

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNJABI!

[Dark One]

ROCKSTAR SPUD UNDEFEATED IN WWE

Rollermacka vs Spud MAIN EVENT AT WRESTLEMANIA 35

[KIRA]

ewww Roode stop it

[KIRA]

how is heel Ambrose this bland?
You would have had to try to make him this uninteresting

[GD]

how is heel Ambrose this bland?
You would have had to try to make him this uninteresting

Vince is heavily responsible for the recent rewrites if you were to believe the dirtsheets.

[RP]

dafuq

[Droford]

Dean Ambrose new theme?

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a> has been rough yet again, so hopefully I can bless your TL with this. <a href="https://t.co/J4mJESR0sy">pic.twitter.com/J4mJESR0sy</a></p>&mdash; WrestlingINC.com (@WrestlingInc) <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestlingInc/status/1069787765586444291?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 4, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

How did they find a worse way to implement a siren than Cesaro's theme

[KIRA]

Still trying to make us give a f*** about Nia Jax she must have really worked Vince over when she complained to her cousin

[slik]

When RAW is in shambles I give u permission to die

Dean Bane

[Droford]

Cut the promo through the mask lol

[RP]

why is Cole being a dick to Renee?

[Dark One]

Bane lost some mass since the Batman movie.

[GD]

lol this is outrageous

[KIRA]

What in seven Hells is this is Dean Ambrose his new gimmick is that he's germophobic

[Triple A]

Dean Ambrose being increasingly afraid of diseases and being disgusted by the fans is very good imo

[slik]

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[RP]

I like that jacket

[Droford]

Dean Ambrose supporting domestic violence

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose being increasingly afraid of diseases and being disgusted by the fans is very good imo

I figured the DON'T TOUCH ME PEOPLE and diseases would resonate with you.

He'll replace Taz as your favorite when he starts railing on Bosnians right?

[Dark One]

Man

This is actually being delivered in a cadence and vocabulary that actually sounds like human speech. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

[KIRA]

Dean Ambrose being increasingly afraid of diseases and being disgusted by the fans is very good imo

The problem with that taking off the mask completely kills the gimmick

[Dark One]

The problem with that taking off the mask completely kills the gimmick

No, it's okay, he got inoculated.

He's also protected from polio.

[Dark One]

If this was late 90s ECW, Seth Rollins would have stabbed Dean with a syringe full of hepatitis right now.

[KIRA]

Wait a minute this actually sounds like he wrote it

[Droford]

Yay something is happening

[KIRA]

No, it's okay, he got inoculated.

He's also protected from polio.

That's true but I got to think a true germaphobe would never ever take it off because in their minds they could never be safe enough in fact he should be wearing gloves

[Dark One]

Whoa whoa whoa

You can't have dudes in masks carry someone around. You'll get thrown off UPN again.

[KIRA]

This must be the point in the show where Vince McMahon lit out to go ensure the Xfl tanks again

[slik]

one more time chant

[slik]

best part of raw easily

[KIRA]

It's okay folks it's okay we know you didn't get enough of Ronda Rousey and Nia Jax the first time so we're going to do it again because we listen to our fans

[Frank Drebin]

I just wanted to tell you all "good luck." We're all counting on you.