Official Royal Rumble Thread

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lacey stumbling out the blocks

[Evil Vito]

hahaha Mandy to be the first one eliminated again

[Triple A]

Numbers for the "TPWW Royal Rumble Game"


Woken Anthony
Reverend David
DaveWadding
Frank Drebin
#1-wwf-fan
Helmsphere
Seph
Nicky Fives
Simple Fan
Locke
Emperor Smeat
Heisenberg
Fignuts
poopfromweiner dude
screech
RP
Big Vic
spilzrvd_69
Ezra
Juan
Conspiracy Victim Vito
Splaya
Supreme Olajuwon
SixxT9
ClockShot
Anybody Thrilla
rez
SlickyTrickyDamon
El Vaquero de Infierno
Slik

[KIRA]

Good. Inexperienced, but lots of potential. Seems like one of those people that "gets it"

Pretty much my exact same thoughts

[RP]

What did they say?

Cole says: " Can you imagine if Rousey taps to the armbar here!!! "


He does this shit all the time and it's always the opposite rofl. And it turned out to be true cause Ronda reveresed and did a Piper's Pit ( i guess ) on Sasha. 1 2 3.

He tipped the finish with his " Can you imagine bullshit." . WWE probably dont even realize he's doing it. But he is and it's fucking terrible and he needs to stop.

[Dark One]

AAA, that is incorrect.

I ambushed SlickyTrickyDamon in the back and took #28.

[rez]

TRHEE WAY SCISSOR

[Evil Vito]

okay, Lacey on top of Mandy. I can get on board with that

[Fignuts]

cool moonsault from lacey

[Evil Vito]

Mandy and Liv in the ring together

RP's penis is about to fall off

[Triple A]

horny tbh

[xrodmuc316]

My God this is Blonde overload

[Evil Vito]

well that was an easy payday

[Dark One]

ABT better enjoy that LONG Liv walk.

[Emperor Smeat]

So where are we on Lacey Evans good bad indifferent?

She's decent but not someone who was big star quality in NXT.

Probably going to be pushed big on RAW because she has Vince's ideal look for women wrestlers.

[Fignuts]

lol

[KIRA]

Well ABT's night is complete

[Evil Vito]

Mickie James still looking great

[xrodmuc316]

Wow Mickie James looks incredible tonight

[rez]

that was a close one. go go mandy

[Evil Vito]

Ember Moon also makes me happy in the pants

[Emperor Smeat]

Trying to hurricanrana someone over the top rope seems like a really dumb thing to do during a Rumble match.

[Fignuts]

finally a cg effect that looks cool

[xrodmuc316]

Love me some Ember Moon

[Bad News Gertner]

What the hell is Corey Graves problem. Does he just argue with people for the sake of it?

[RP]

LIV MORGAN DIDNT DESERVE THAT!

[A.J.K]

Trying to hurricanrana someone over the top rope seems like a really dumb thing to do during a Rumble match.

TBF , that's how Rey eliminated Adam Cole last year.

[RP]

Are we at 16 yet? I had to make food

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Peyton

[Evil Vito]

Hahaha, Billie is waiting for Peyton

[KIRA]

I dig Billy K's knee pads

[A.J.K]

:lol:

[RP]

OK why is Mandy Rose this early? What the fuck man! Her ass probably taste like eternal life!

[RP]

STAY IN MY GODDESS~!

[rez]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iOZNcxxhVUs/hqdefault.jpg

[Savio]

Should be a rule that you must enter before the next entrant or you are DQ'd

[KIRA]

Wait a minute you don't have to immediately get in the ring that is a huge plot hole that you think every single wrestler would exploit

[A.J.K]

Wait a minute you don't have to immediately get in the ring that is a huge plot hole that you think every single wrestler would exploit

Curtis Axel

[KIRA]

I just realized I really want Nikki cross to win this

[RP]

DONT YOU DARE THROW MANDY OUT YOU AFRICAN BITCH!

[Emperor Smeat]

What the hell is Corey Graves problem. Does he just argue with people for the sake of it?

Pretty much. Besides his own blunders, its why Coachman never fit well in the RAW booth since Graves was relentless at times with the mocking.

[Bad News Gertner]

This is atrocious. Gonna go watch South Park till the real Royal Rumble starts.

[RP]

My stream was like 20 minutes behind.

[A.J.K]

I want to see Kharma take out both IIconics

[Evil Vito]

Struggle to see why Tamina is still employed

[RP]

Thank God Mandy Rose is still in.

[Dark One]

Tamina moving like she's the Great Khali

[RP]

I'm pick #16. Got a bad feeling i'll get that fat twat Nia.

[xrodmuc316]

Is it bad when you hear music and have no idea who's theme it is, only to find out it's Tamina who has been around for like 10 years lol

[rez]

I'm pick #16. Got a bad feeling i'll get that fat twat Nia.

wait...we're doing that for this rumble too? same numbers?

[RP]

TAMINA BIG HIOEEEEEEE

[KIRA]

Despite her being somewhat terrible I maintain that to Mina has one of the best superkicks in the company

[Fignuts]

xia li

thats random

[xrodmuc316]

Tamina doing her best getting hit in the head Nancy Argentino impression

[A.J.K]

First surprise entrant.

[Emperor Smeat]

Alright the Emperor's sponsored #11 pick is about to show up and .... whelp I got no chance at winning TPWW's Rumble contest.

[Evil Vito]

Tamina looks like she can barely walk

[RP]

random Asian has appeared. Let us all be scared.

[Bad News Gertner]

This is so bad

[xrodmuc316]

And why is Tamina's face so shiny? She can't be that sweaty already can she?

[RP]

This Asian is making my pants small

[KIRA]

There's no way in hell Vince will let Asian people win the rumble twice

[Evil Vito]

Xia Li being in was unexpected. Guessing Kavita Devi and Taynara Conti will show up too.

[Fignuts]

my rumble game pick is next

come ooooooooooon becky

[Emperor Smeat]

Supposedly Logan was one of the vikings as part of War Raiders entrance at Takeover Phoenix last night.

[Dark One]

This is so bad

Yeah... Last year was smart starting with Sasha and Becky. There's like zero star power in this Rumble so far.

[rez]

Grats whoever has #13

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: rare time IIconics actually do something meaningful in the ring.

[Evil Vito]

I want to like this but it's been a very dull Rumble so far.

[Dark One]

Oh, hey, halfway through the Rumble and someone that's actually considered a star.

[xrodmuc316]

Oh yay it's Charlotte Flair...

[Fignuts]

Oh shit not becky but my chances are still really good.

[KIRA]

They got rid of Nikki...THIS RUMBLE IS BULLSHIT

[slik]

Huge reaction for Charlotte

[RP]

Yes Renee they should get out of thing ring now, because JBL spoiled the winner like 3 hours ago.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at everyone just beating up Charlotte.

WWE is soo giving her the Reigns/Braun spot of dominating everyone in the ring.

[A.J.K]

Lacey takes out the IIconics

[Fignuts]

Oh, hey, halfway through the Rumble and someone that's actually considered a star.

Hasn't had star power til now but its still been entertaining. The midcarders and jobbers doing good work

[xrodmuc316]

Whoa Xia, that isn't Lacey, it's Charlotte and you shouldn't be kicking her

[Emperor Smeat]

#11's streak of being useless in recent Rumbles lives for now.

[Evil Vito]

woooo Kairi

[rez]

I don't even watch NXT but I love this chick. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[xrodmuc316]

Oh that was a good pop for Kari

[Evil Vito]

Kairi trying to bust Charlotte's implants with those chops

[Triple A]

Charlotte rules...

[RP]

lol @ Tamina gone because no one cares. Bye.

[Fignuts]

holy shit that strike exchange

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE makes it way too obvious at times who they actually favor in Rumble matches. Pretty much Charlotte's winning or some shenanigans is happening to cause her elimination.

[xrodmuc316]

Lita says the hardest she has ever been hit in her career was by Kairi, so Charlotte no sells all of Kairi's offense

[Evil Vito]

HERE'S TO THE GREATEST GREATEST LOVE I'VE EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOWN

[rez]

Whoa. Maria actually gonna do somethin!

[Maluco]

When did Charlotte turn into a beast? Thought she was meant to be the supreme technician type?

[Dark One]

BUT SHE ASKED FOR HER RELEASE

[KIRA]

For the love of God Kari stop going to the top

[RP]

Becky winning for sure.

[rez]

https://images.tmz.com/2018/11/27/1127-kairi-sane-wwe-7.jpg

[A.J.K]

Time for Naomi's Kofi spot.

[rez]

What numba we on?

[Evil Vito]

Only black people can do elimination saves

[rez]

somebody push her

[Emperor Smeat]

Didn't Naomi do a similar spot in last year's Women's Rumble?

[Dark One]

Why they making all the black folks do the creative saves.

RACIST

[rez]

hahahahhahahahhah nice. mmmm

[xrodmuc316]

HAHAHA That was great!

[rez]

Didn't Naomi do a similar spot in last year's Women's Rumble?

yeah...and you know titus will do his trip

[Dark One]

FANTASTIC heel move by Mandy.

[Evil Vito]

CANDICE WRESTLING

[RP]

ROLF THERE GOES MY NUMBER!

[A.J.K]

Damn .

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: even when Naomi finally gets the upper hand over Mandy, WWE gives it right back to Mandy making the whole thing a wash.

[Savio]

Well not winning this rumble.............

[xrodmuc316]

Wonder if this mean Johnny will be in the men's match

[slik]

What number is Alicia

[RP]

CANDACE LAREA IS A TREASURE!

[KIRA]

Only black people can do elimination saves

Ahem Johnny Nitro

[RP]

Alicia Nutjob

[Dark One]

Alicia's entrance taking so long made me 100% believe she was going to be the one Becky was going to take out.

[KIRA]

What number is Alicia

That's a damn good question

[RP]

I want Maria Kenalis afterbirth in my mouth

[Dark One]

Cannot wait for the nuclear heat when Becky isn't #30 but it's like Aaliyah from NXT

[rez]

#19 coming up

[Evil Vito]

KACYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[KIRA]

Maria Kanellis looks like a 50 year old that is trying to keep it together at least in profile oh yeah and

ALICA!!!!!!

[rez]

YESHHHHH yeshhshsteyyseyg YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Savio]

who booked this stupid shit?

[rez]

YESYYEYEYSEYSEESSE!!!!!!! NUT

[RP]

Maria should give birth in my mouth and I would cherish that child in my mouth.

[Triple A]

enjoying this...

[rez]

KACY MMMM MMMM MMMM

[Dark One]

Kacy is the first member of the 55 Live roster.

[Fignuts]

they keep eliminating people during the countdown and entrances. Seems bad.

[rez]

I wish I could nut a 2nd time this fast

[Emperor Smeat]

Zelina cosplaying as SF's Vega is great.

[Evil Vito]

Well, my number (#21) is next.

People who haven't entered yet: Bayley, Nia, Alexa

Don't think any of them have a better chance of winning than Charlotte but at least I'd think I have a chance

[Anybody Thrilla]

Zelina Vega as Vega. I love it.

[KIRA]

Alicia Fox just did a back-breaker from the apron somebody tell me why she isn't the most decorated champion in this division

[Evil Vito]

Welp.......love you Ruby but yeah, not winning this one

[RP]

Natalya is getting the long run in the Rumble push for... reasons I guess? No fan wants this? No one wants this? Why is this happening?

[Dark One]

Even more Charlotte Reigns parallels...

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Zelina hiding under the ring

[KIRA]

Wait a minute Ruby Riot gets to bring her boys

[Fignuts]

Vega pulling a lawler

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at LeRae's back

[xrodmuc316]

Man WWE really busting out the stars for the women's rumble match lol

[rez]

noooooooooooooooooooo

[slik]

Women's rumble pretty bad so far

[Fignuts]

YES

[A.J.K]

IO

[Dark One]

Ohhhhh shiiiit

[rez]

mmmm cute asian to replace cute asian

[Dark One]

Io's gonna get eliminated in 90 seconds and I'm going to be FURIOUS

[RP]

I love Ruby Riott and Vega.

But longest lasting is kind of a push in itself and I cant understand why Natalya is getting that spot. She fucking sucks.

[Dark One]

Definitely positioning Kairi + Io to be one of the tag teams in the elimination chamber match for the tag titles.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Zelina

[RP]

If It's not gonna be Flair or Lynch, it should be Ruby Riott. I love her.

[Evil Vito]

6 entrants left: Nia, Bayley, Carmella, Alexa, Sonya, and Lana. But Lana was likely written off so there's one spot left for someone else.

[A.J.K]

Rhea Ripley

[Dark One]

I would absolutely let Rhea manhandle me.

[Evil Vito]

holy shit Kacy

[Emperor Smeat]

Rhea's new theme is pretty bad compared to her prior theme.

And just like that Naomi's annual crazy spot in the Rumble is now replaced.

[Dark One]

They can't have Kacy do a save spot. She's not black.

[Triple A]

Cool @ Kacy Catanzaro stuff

[rez]

FUCK THAT MAN LOOKING BITCH

[Fignuts]

fucking great

[Dark One]

Rhea is a PHENOMENAL base

[RP]

That Kacy chick has my attention.

[Fignuts]

love deville

[RP]

Why has Natayla been in for 45 minutes? WHY?? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????? SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME!

[xrodmuc316]

Sonya Deville with her 2 MMA Victories, which is 2 more than CM Phil fyi

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Zelina ... wtf Hornswoggle.

[rez]

hhahahahhahaha. has he been down there all night?

[Fignuts]

lol

[rez]

That Kacy chick has my attention.

EYES OFF MY WIFE, BITCH

[Dark One]

I'm not sure how I feel about Hornswoggle getting the loudest pop so far in the Women's Rumble... but it's also not surprising given how the first half of the Rumble was just "there"

[RP]

RIP Zelina

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hey! I got Bliss!

[RP]

LOL I just busted my nut all over my burritos and i'm eating them.

[KIRA]

He meets Aleister black right behind the curtain and gets destroyed

[RP]

FUCK YOU CHARLOTTE

[RP]

YOU DONT PUT YOUR HANDS ON ALEXA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rez]

GODDAMNT. my pick is Bayley :(

[Evil Vito]

This Rumble got better once Ruby Riott showed up

[RP]

LOL Sonya Deville just did the ultimate job hahaha

[Fignuts]

I dont think the rumble has been bad. It just didn't have the star power spread out enough. Theres still been entertaining spots and moments throughout.

[Emperor Smeat]

Yikes. Rhea almost blew out her knees with that elimination

[RP]

Bitches be jobbing!

[rez]

Has no one bitched about WWE and their clock management yet this Rumble? If not, I'll be the first.

[Dark One]

I'M GONNA WIN AFTER STEALING STD'S SPOT

[Evil Vito]

Come onnnnnnnn Becky

[Emperor Smeat]

Lana should have asked for one of those golf carts like WWE used to help guys get to the ring quickly one time.

[RP]

Here comes Becky

[Evil Vito]

Calling it: Becky/Charlotte double win

[rez]

Nia gonna legit injure Lana....

[Emperor Smeat]

So unless Becky is taking Lana's spot, WWE getting very close to having a 2014 Rumble situation happen.

[RP]

Oh God. Nia is about to eat half these girls.

[xrodmuc316]

Nia winded already after hitting Lana a few times

[rez]

man, fuck off, Nia. I legit hate you you stupid bitch

[slik]

Nia is the biggest heel of the night

[Dark One]

For fuck's sake

[Dark One]

"We all know Nia's dangerous"

Welllllll.....

[RP]

NIA IS GOING TO EAT THESE WOMEN SOMEONE PUT A STOP TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fignuts]

jax probably gonna hurt a bunch of people

[Evil Vito]

YES!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

So the payoff to Natty lasting a record-setting time was to just get tossed out by Nia.

[KIRA]

I wonder how many years off Natalia's back picking up Naya Jax took away

[rez]

lol. Nice Irish exchange there

[Dark One]

Becky gonna save this Rumble.

[Evil Vito]

I'm not sure Finlay has the power to make this decision.....but I'll take it!

[Fignuts]

fucking listen to that pop

[Dark One]

ALSO I WANT MY MONEY AAA.

I CALLED MY SHOT.

[rez]

BREAK HER NOSE, BECKY

[RP]

YES YES YES

[Emperor Smeat]

Nia almost somehow messed up doing a Samoan Drop to Charlotte

[Evil Vito]

Ember was in there a really long time despite doing nothing at all.

[RP]

Alexa's facial expressions are so friggin underrated.

[RP]

THEY ARE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT RIGHT NOW!

[KIRA]

Damnit

[Dark One]

This Rumble match feels like it has taken six hours.

[rez]

fuq

[Evil Vito]

A Becky/Charlotte win would be an annoying fuck finish, but if a triple threat with Ronda at Mania is the plan it feels like the only logical way to get there.

[KIRA]

Of course they let Charlotte have beast mode

[Emperor Smeat]

Final 4 being 3 of the Four Horsewomen is pretty cool.

[RP]

They really made Carmella strong there.

[rez]

There goes Bayley. Worthless!

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Bayley's knee. Nia really is an injury magnet.

[RaginRonic]

Nia Jax...the female Yokozuna, but only half as wide. And missing his ring gear.

XB

[Fignuts]

guys we're only minutes away from some hardcore sign pointing

[KIRA]

Vega still in

[RaginRonic]

guys we're only minutes away from some hardcore sign pointing

There's no WM 35 sign hanging there at all.

=P

[Dark One]

There's no WM 35 sign hanging there at all.

=P

The end of an era.

[Emperor Smeat]

guys we're only minutes away from some hardcore sign pointing

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[Dark One]

There's no WM 35 sign hanging there at all.

=P

The end of an era.

They're probably going to point at an AR sign because fuck you

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol Becky selling the wrong knee. She was clutching her right knee at first.

[RP]

If they ruin this Rumble like this, I wont watch the rest.

[Emperor Smeat]

I'd laugh if they call off the match due to injury.

[Fignuts]

Vega still in

Rhea threw her over the top

[Triple A]

This whole match has been great tbh imo! In a good mood I think!!!!!!

[Evil Vito]

There are still two title matches and another Rumble after this.

This show is gonna go til midnight EST

[Evil Vito]

YES YES YES YES YES

[rez]

whoa

[Dark One]

There are still two title matches and another Rumble after this.

This show is gonna go til midnight EST

Raw is going to start with the men's Rumble winner celebrating.

[rez]

Yeah..they shouldn't have had so many matches.

[Evil Vito]

FUCK YES BECKY!!!

The crowd needs to hoist that woman up on their shoulders!

[RP]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BECKY TITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[rez]

Who had Becky?

[Dark One]

WHERE IS MY MONEY AFIF?!

I CALLED MY SHOT

GIVE ME MY MONEY

[Dark One]

Who had Becky?

I have chosen to attack STD in the back and take the 28th spot.

Just FYI.

[RP]

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE RED TITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[GD]

Fuck yeah! Becky is going to Mania!

[RP]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS