Official Royal Rumble Thread

[xrodmuc316]

I assume that happens, she eliminates Charlotte to win, Charlotte says since Becky wasn't really in the Rumble that Charlotte is the real winner, some weird McMahon decision comes, and they shove Charlotte into the Ronda/Becky Match much like the doctor shoved those gigantic fake blond into Charlotte's chest area.

Thats the good stuff!

[RP]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT TITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Dark One]

WHERE MY MONEY AFIF

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Charlotte lost via being dumb

Better Women's Rumble match overall than last year's. Outside of the surprises with former stars, last year's Rumble was very sloppy and had really questionable booking going on.

[Fignuts]

damn

lost the rumble game but I wanted becky to win

so many conflicting emotions!

[xrodmuc316]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT TITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

We ever get a screencap from those satellite users yet?

[rez]

Hopefully the Rumble is next. Some of your fans have jobs, Vince

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Fenix122]

SIGN POINTING!!!!!

[Evil Vito]

They better have something really surprising planned for the men's Rumble because I can't imagine why that wasn't the main event

[Fignuts]

you fucking fools doubted the sign pointing

[Triple A]

WHERE IS MY MONEY AFIF?!

I CALLED MY SHOT

GIVE ME MY MONEY

Congrats dude U did it!!!

[rez]

Kacy Catanzaro still not on the NXT roster page.
https://www.shape.com/sites/shape.com/files/styles/story_detail/public/story/kacycatanzaro_0.jpg?itok=WCaXXUmq

[A.J.K]

So the men's Rumble is the main event?

[Evil Vito]

I'm glad I've stayed completely clear of potential mystery entrants, because unless someone really shocking shows up and wins the men's Rumble I can't imagine why it is going on last after that.

[Dark One]

Congrats dude U did it!!!

I'M GOING TO TPWWMANIAAAAAA

[RP]

Kacy Catanzaro still not on the NXT roster page.
https://www.shape.com/sites/shape.com/files/styles/story_detail/public/story/kacycatanzaro_0.jpg?itok=WCaXXUmq

I just drew a picture of her with my cum shot.

[rez]

I just drew a picture of her with my cum shot.

You're about to get neg repped into space

[Dark One]

I'm glad I've stayed completely clear of potential mystery entrants, because unless someone really shocking shows up and wins the men's Rumble I can't imagine why it is going on last after that.

You're going to be so pissed when the ghost of Bushwhacker Luke wins.

[RP]

I didnt know who she was, my penis just drew the picture without being prompted. I cant control this thing sometimes.

[Dark One]

They had to have this match on at night with the roof closed, because Bryan would be unstoppable in the sunlight due to photosynthesis.

[Dark One]

So this match is going to end with AJ Styles getting kicked in the dick for the 34th time, right?

[rez]

They had to have this match on at night with the roof closed, because Bryan would be unstoppable in the sunlight due to photosynthesis.

Doesn't need it. He's getting it from AJ's tights..

[xrodmuc316]

You're going to be so pissed when the ghost of Bushwhacker Luke wins.

Both of those dudes are still alive!

[Dark One]

Both of those dudes are still alive!

I mean, Bushwhacker Luke hasn't tweeted in at least four days. Are you sure?

[RP]

Every pic I find seems to show Ricochet pounding the shit out of this Kacy hoe.

[xrodmuc316]

I mean, Bushwhacker Luke hasn't tweeted in at least four days. Are you sure?

Well, yeah I guess I can't be totally sure =\

[rez]

Every pic I find seems to show Ricochet pounding the shit out of this Kacy hoe.

Otis hates you

[Dark One]

Well, yeah I guess I can't be totally sure =\

I mean, I'm not saying that I have the ability to predict the future, but I did predict exactly what would happen with #28 in the Rumble nearly a month ago so

Yeah, he dead.

[Evil Vito]

Thing is if it is a surprise winner I have no idea who it can realistically be. The Rock and Batista surely would've been leaked by now. CM Punk isn't returning. Hulk Hogan isn't wrestling at WrestleMania.

So either HBK wins and faces Bryan, or Roman's beaten cancer in 3 months.

[xrodmuc316]

I mean, I'm not saying that I have the ability to predict the future, but I did predict exactly what would happen with #28 in the Rumble nearly a month ago so

Yeah, he dead.

Fair enough. I did say Roman is winning the Rumble about 3 months ago, let's see if I have the magic in about an hour lol.

Also, it's already 10pm, Lesnar/Finn is gonna be a 2 minute match lol

[rez]

ouch

[RP]

I'm so close to cracking this case.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmFCzsbUkAE8LYL.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You did it RP.

[RP]

That was from 2016. I'm not as close as I thought

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Still probably the same thing that happened.

[xrodmuc316]

Thing is if it is a surprise winner I have no idea who it can realistically be. The Rock and Batista surely would've been leaked by now. CM Punk isn't returning. Hulk Hogan isn't wrestling at WrestleMania.

So either HBK wins and faces Bryan, or Roman's beaten cancer in 3 months.

If the previous timeline holds true. Here is what I dug up months back

I found an older article from a few years ago where he alluded to it:

https://sports.yahoo.com/news/wwe-s-roman-reigns-ready-to-prove-his-critics-wrong-at-wrestlemania-31-210550571.html

Anoa’i went undrafted but was signed by the Minnesota Vikings, and he said he was extremely close to making the team.

“I was right there,” he said. “I was as close as you can imagine. It just slipped through the fingers. It wasn’t meant to be. I signed, went to rookie camp. But I didn’t pass my physical. I had some medical things going on. I’m convinced I could have made the team.”

Anoa’i’s medical situation has long-since cleared up, but the lingering disappointment stuck with him."


Found a little more info:

https://247sports.com/nfl/minnesota-vikings/Article/Vikings-Release-Two-Linemen-104423743/

This article has quoted from his agent at the time.

"According to Anoai's agent, Jim Ulrich, Anoai had an injury that didn't allow him to participate in the team's organized team activities last week. The Vikings reported Anoai's absence as being for "personal reasons."

On Tuesday, Ulrich said he was hopeful that Anoai would be able to participate in this weekend's minicamp, but he confirmed Wednesday that undrafted rookie would be released.

"I can't get into what his medical condition is," Ulrich said.

Ulrich said it is possible Anoai could get the medical issue cleared up in a few weeks and then look to sign with the Vikings or another team before training camp. "

He was signed in the beginning of May after going undrafted and participated in rookie mini camp. The date of his release was May 30th, 2007.

Then according to the following article, he signed with the Jaguars on August 26th, 2007:

http://slam.canoe.com/Slam/Wrestling/2013/10/07/21177661.html


If those dates are correct, and the "medical issue" was the leukemia, then that could give a rough estimate on the timeframe, as he was evidently healthy after 3 months to get cleared and signed by another NFL team.

I would imagine he wasn't at top strength after chemo, which is why he probably got cut after a week, but still he wouldn't have been signed at all if he wasn't in full remission.

So hoping all goes well and the docs can get him back into remission, it is possible that a best case scenario is him being back at the Royal Rumble, which is a little more than 3 months away.


So it is at least possible, if unlikely.

[KIRA]

This is fun

[rez]

Gratz on 1k posts, dude

[RP]

Guys... I'm on the case. It will be solved. There will be a Becky Lynch tit. I just need time and space.

[xrodmuc316]

Gratz on 1k posts, dude

Thanks, had no idea til you said it lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Very slow and methodical pace so far in this WWE title match which isn't bad considering it has to deal with the cool-down from the Women's Rumble match.

[RaginRonic]

Guys... I'm on the case. It will be solved. There will be a Becky Lynch tit. I just need time and space.

All female WWE talent became uggos when they entered the world of pro wrestling.

Nutting to one of them isn't worth the time or effort.

=P

[RP]

My scientific titty opinion leads me to believe that this is the point where the Becky Lynch titty surfaces for air.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Untitled-41.png?strip=all&w=800

[Evil Vito]

WTF Rowan!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Random Rowan sighting.

[rez]

Rowan must be lost

[Dark One]

WTF Rowan!!!

This is somehow a weirder finish than Bryan just kicking AJ in the balls.

The BRYAN FAMILY. WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE

[RP]

At this point, a split second after the incident, the titty gets recovered by Becky and a government cover up begins to happen.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Lynch.png?strip=all&w=941

[Emperor Smeat]

OMG what if Bryan amasses his own army of hobo looking guys to take over WWE by force.

Should be enough long bearded guys on the main roster and NXT to make that possible.

[Dark One]

The Wyatt family are dirty swamp people that haven't washed their clothes in years.

The Bryan family are dirty commune people that wear plaid.

[xrodmuc316]

Lol this is the most random run in ever

[Mr. Nerfect]

I caught the end of the Women's Rumble. It was fucking awful and made very little sense. Obvious they're going to use Becky's unofficial entering under the supreme authority of Finlay to get Charlotte in.

It got much better when it was just Charlotte and Becky. Loved how Charlotte sold her elimination. Rhea Ripley looked good from what I saw of her. Nice of them to give Natalya the Iron Woman spot.

[Dark One]

THE BLUDGEON BROTHERS LOVE PLANET EARTH

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think I actually like the potential here.

[rez]

They must both shop at the same vegan store

[Emperor Smeat]

Flat ending considering the pacing of the match.

[Evil Vito]

As we know, Rowan is a vintner. Maybe he has expanded his operation into sustainable farming.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Up to the WWE Title match. Bryan needs to enter to rainforest noises or something.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Flat ending considering the pacing of the match.

Is this a pun?

[Anybody Thrilla]

SES 2.0

[Mr. Nerfect]

When Bryan first turned heel I was really worried that Bray Wyatt would go against him at WrestleMania. If he's got The Wyatts...eep.

[rez]

It's going on 10:30

Fuck you, Vince

[xrodmuc316]

Isn't Rowan the one who was injured? Makes it even more random for him to come back first/without Harper right?

[rez]

Vince must not like Maroon5

[Theo Dious]

... did Bryan seriously just summon Rowan from the mountains to help him beat AJ?

[Dark One]

SES 2.0

VAGINA

Vegans Always Gaining Incredible Notoriety and Authority.

[Emperor Smeat]

Is this a pun?

No. Just felt a bit anti-climatic and sudden with how things were playing out in the match.

[Dark One]

Steve Corino looking like he has a country club wine tasting to get to.

[rez]

time to heat up some queso

[Dark One]

"Combined Days as Universal Champion:
1 Day"

lol

[Fignuts]

Gonna have to be a 10 second squash

[Emperor Smeat]

Probably not a good match graphic to use since Balor doesn't look that tiny compared to Lesnar. Just a few inches shorter but more leaner in muscles.

[xrodmuc316]

Gonna have to be a 10 second squash

It has to be, Rumble match is at the very least 28 entrants at a minute and a half, which means 42 minutes before everybody is even in the match, then how ever long it takes to get to the winner.

Oh plus the time it takes for the intros of #1 and 2, and the pointing at the Mania sign by the winner.

[Theo Dious]

It's going on 10:30

Fuck you, Vince

Yeah Fuck him for giving us more of what we claim to like.

Also you're a tool.

[Locke]

is this the main event

did i miss the Royal Fucking Rumble

[Anybody Thrilla]

They don't have time restrictions on their own Network, do they? Shows have ran long already since its inception.

[Anybody Thrilla]

is this the main event

did i miss the Royal Fucking Rumble

Nope, you're good

[Locke]

entrance ramp looks cool

[RP]

Is this Rumble pre recorded? In my current investigation of Becky's nip slip, i'm seeing news of her nip slip being reported 8 hours ago.

[A.J.K]

is this the main event

did i miss the Royal Fucking Rumble

That's after this.

[Locke]

Nope, you're good

For real? This match gunna last 6 minutes

[Locke]

set looks really cool

really cool

[KIRA]

Sooooo no demon.....

Finn is a dead man

[Evil Vito]

They don't have time restrictions on their own Network, do they? Shows have ran long already since its inception.

Nope, the restrictions went away once the Network came in. WM33 ended way after midnight

[xrodmuc316]

They don't have time restrictions on their own Network, do they? Shows have ran long already since its inception.

Nope they dont, still I can't remember any going longer than 11:30, aside from Mania of course, which this will easily if this match isn't over insanely quick.

[RP]

When i google " becky lynch breast slip royal rumble " it shows Ringside news reporting this 8 hours ago.

[Emperor Smeat]

If the stuff about Lesnar having a hand in setting this match up is true, could end up being a very good match.

Supposedly he likes working with smaller guys and whenever he has hand in booking matches, he ends up being way more motivated for quality.

[rez]

Yeah Fuck him for giving us more of what we claim to like.

Also you're a tool.

:kiss:

[xrodmuc316]

Lesnar looks like he is back up to his WWE weight as opposed to his getting in MMA shape weight.

[Dark One]

HE HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE DIVERTICULITIS

[Emperor Smeat]

When i google " becky lynch breast slip royal rumble " it shows Ringside news reporting this 8 hours ago.

Probably just part of a pre-written report that went live much earlier.

[RP]

You know Brock is 100% in this match when he sells this hard.

[Evil Vito]

Balor working the intestines, clever.

[dronepool]

damn.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wouldn't call it a squash from here, at least.

[dronepool]

Is this going past 11:30?

[Fignuts]

Really liking the story here

[Evil Vito]

I appreciate that Brock sells his ass off for guys like Bryan and Balor

[rez]

damn. are all the announcing tables still up?

[RP]

Renee needs to stop saying " Fairy Tail " that is a Ciampa thing.. bitch shut up already!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I want to see a Coup de Gras through the announce table one day. Wrestlemania moment.

[Fignuts]

crowd is hot for this

[Emperor Smeat]

Universal match was pretty entertaining overall.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good match. I actually bought Finn winning for a second.

[OssMan]

Is it really called a "Coup de Gras"... isn't it "coup de grace" but you don't pronounce the S at the end

[RP]

I've never seen Lesnar sell harder in a match.

[dronepool]

Good match.

[Dark One]

Good match. I actually bought Finn winning for a second.

Yeah, I mean that's a hell of an accomplishment, right?

Bonus points for the creativity of the HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE DIVERTICULITIS story too

[Dark One]

Is it really called a "Coup de Gras"... isn't it "coup de grace" but you don't pronounce the S at the end

That is correct.

Graves didn't finish school.

[Locke]

Is it really called a "Coup de Gras"... isn't it "coup de grace" but you don't pronounce the S at the end

is the plural "coupes de grace" or "coup de graces"

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is it really called a "Coup de Gras"... isn't it "coup de grace" but you don't pronounce the S at the end

I dunno, I'm not French

[Locke]

why does lesnar hate Finn Balor

[Fignuts]

I do like crepes tho

[KIRA]

If the stuff about Lesnar having a hand in setting this match up is true, could end up being a very good match.

Supposedly he likes working with smaller guys and whenever he has hand in booking matches, he ends up being way more motivated for quality.

He seems to have fun it reminds you and it reminds you how insanely talented he is. This begs the question why was he so unwilling to work with Dean Ambrose I really do believe they could have had a hell of a match

[Dark One]

why does lesnar hate Finn Balor

Because he HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE DIVERTICULITIS

[Fenix122]

crepes de grace

[Fignuts]

why does lesnar hate Finn Balor

They literally just explained why

[KIRA]

I dunno, I'm not French

The S is not pronounced

[Dark One]

crepes de grace

Croissant du fromage

[Anybody Thrilla]

Still not French over here.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I understand the S isn't pronounced. I just spelled it wrong.

[A.J.K]

This is going to 10:30-45 for sure

[Fignuts]

So far this has been the best WWE ppv in a very very long time

[xrodmuc316]

That was a good match. Vince made the right Audible putting Finn in there.

[dronepool]

Surprised this is going so long.

[Dark One]

JBL and King eh

This is gonna be a long hour.

[Fignuts]

Hopefully they finish strong with really good surprises and a cool winner!

[dronepool]

YES

[Fenix122]

so is it going to be JBL or the King as a surprise entrant in the rumble?

[Evil Vito]

JBL and Lawler? It's as if WWE has a minimum shittiness announcer quota to meet for each show.

[A.J.K]

Damnit, i lost

Again.

[Fignuts]

Good call making elias first

[Dark One]

With Elias being #1, the next four or five dudes should be the jamokes, so Elias can toss them in five seconds and resume his concert.

[Emperor Smeat]

Elias being #1 better lead to him signing a song but breaking it up into parts because he has to get rid of someone else first.

[rez]

No JR. He AEW bound

[Evil Vito]

I love Elias but yeah.................we really don't need this right now. Start the damn match.

[A.J.K]

With Elias being #1, the next four or five dudes should be the jamokes, so Elias can toss them in five seconds and resume his concert.

what if 2 and 3 are Jarrett and honky tonk man?

[Locke]

Oh its at the diamond backs stadium.. guess thats why it looks cool

Thought it was in a smaller stadium and therefore cool... guess it is not as cool as i thought

no pyro I imagine

[xrodmuc316]

Lol Elias just added another 5,000 to the attendance figure

[Evil Vito]

YES JARRETT!!!!!!! THEY DID IT!!!

[RaginRonic]

DOUBLE J!

[slik]

Whaaaaaa

[rez]

what if 2 and 3 are Jarrett and honky tonk man?

LOL

[Emperor Smeat]

He seems to have fun it reminds you and it reminds you how insanely talented he is. This begs the question why was he so unwilling to work with Dean Ambrose I really do believe they could have had a hell of a match

Had a UFC fight coming up at the time and didn't want to risk any possible injury happening before it.

[Fenix122]

WHAT!!!

[Fignuts]

holy shit

[Locke]

They literally just explained why

What did they say

[Evil Vito]

I FUCKING CALLED IT

[Gerard]

JJ has been eating well. :lol:

[KIRA]

WHERE IS TENNESSEE LEE????����������

[Emperor Smeat]

Would have been great if Jarrett had brought a guitar with him as well.

[Evil Vito]

Much as I want this match to start, I'm smiling so much.

[dronepool]

Elias is annoying

[A.J.K]

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Fignuts]

Please let honky tonk come out

[Anybody Thrilla]

This might end at 12:30

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

Much better start than the Women's Rumble.

[RP]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[Anybody Thrilla]

The passing of the stroke.

[Evil Vito]

Shinsuke! It's been about 12 hours since we've last seen him.

[A.J.K]

That was great

[rockman725]

Does that constitute a heel turn for Elias!?!

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Congrats on your new title! Now how about we try for a bigger one?"

[Nicky Fives]

Say what you want about Jarrett, but he can still bump his ass off...

[RP]

Guessing Jarrett will get his guitar shot on Elias

[A.J.K]

I'm still smiling after that.

[Evil Vito]

Nakamura looking like a young Kane in the 70s

[Locke]

Doesnt kurt angle have many health issues... this seems bad

[Evil Vito]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this is the first time two of the first four entrants in a Rumble match have been married to the same woman.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Angle and Jarrett facing off could have been interesting.

[rez]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this is the first time two of the first four entrants in a Rumble match have been married to the same woman.

:rofl::lol:

[RP]

SUPLEX CITY!

[Emperor Smeat]

Thought for a moment Big E was going to blow out the speakers in the arena.

[Nicky Fives]

Damn... Angle & Jarrett would have made for an interesting face-off.....

[Gerard]

3 people in the ring "its starting to fill up really quick" :wtf:

[RP]

Angle and Jarrett facing off could have been interesting.

Every strap on Jeff Jarrett's chest piece would have popped in 2 minutes. They had to get him out of there.

[Evil Vito]

JOHNNY WRESTLING

[Savio]

lol @ #4

[Evil Vito]

Big E vs. Brock would rule

[Gerard]

Every strap on Jeff Jarrett's chest piece would have popped in 2 minutes. They had to get him out of there.

Think it was specially reinforced to last as long as it did.

[rez]

Johnny has a cool outfit

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why put Angle in for that?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh dip!

[Fignuts]

JOHNNY RUMBLE

[Dark One]

Gargano is 100% going to main event Wrestlemania this year.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

[Gerard]

Why put Angle in for that?

May as well, he's doing fuck all else.

[A.J.K]

This has started off with a bang

[KIRA]

Johnny Evil!!

[RP]

JOHNNY TAKEOVER I PREDICTED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fignuts]

Calling a Ciampa surprise entrance right now

[A.J.K]

fart noise

[Evil Vito]

Ahahaha fuck you Jinder

[rez]

Poor Jinder...

[Fignuts]

Unfortunate that Jinder sucks cause his theme kicks ass

[RP]

Gargano is 10 speeds ahead of these Main roster fucks. You can tell in ring.

[Dark One]

GARGANO ELIMINATES A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION.

JOHNNY'S GOING TO MANIA

[Gerard]

lol, atomic drop over the top ropes, not seen that in years. :lol:

[rez]

Never eating pancakes again...waffles and french toast are superior anyways

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why did I just hear the term "underwear pancakes"?

[RP]

I'M CUMMING ON MY GARGANO FIGURE RIGHT NOW!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Joe slipped on his towel

[Fignuts]

fucking Joe is over as fuck

if there were any justice in the world, he'd win this

[Gerard]

Why did I just hear the term "underwear pancakes"?

Probably a clothing line new day will be whoring out soon.

[Fignuts]

wut

[Evil Vito]

LET HAWKINS WIN!

[Fignuts]

why tho?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Gargano's "Phoenix" gear is super clever and pertinent on many levels. Love it.

[rez]

lol @ hawkins

[Emperor Smeat]

I'd probably die of laughter if Hawkins actually won. Story-wise it would be the greatest payoff ever in wrestling.

[A.J.K]

Cue Dillinger at 10.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the camera missing Hawkins going out of the ring.

[rez]

nice graphic

[A.J.K]

Now Hakwins is under the ring.

[Triple A]

@Locke you have Seth Rollins in the Official TPWW Royal Rumble Game


Woken Anthony
Reverend David
DaveWadding
Frank Drebin
#1-wwf-fan
Helmsphere
Seph
Nicky Fives
Simple Fan
Locke
Emperor Smeat
Heisenberg
Fignuts
poopfromweiner dude
screech
RP
Big Vic
spilzrvd_69
Ezra
Juan
Conspiracy Victim Vito
Splaya
Supreme Olajuwon
SixxT9
ClockShot
Anybody Thrilla
rez
SlickyTrickyDamon
El Vaquero de Infierno
Slik

[Evil Vito]

Calling Boogeyman being under the ring

[Gerard]

Finger slap for an elimination.

[A.J.K]

Andddd i lost

[Emperor Smeat]

Alright the Emperor's other #11 pick is about to show up and ...

https://i.imgur.com/PjfWAiJ.gif

[Fignuts]

lol

[Dark One]

There is a THIRD Rumble going on in Little People's Court right now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The men's rumble has already been more entertaining than the women's.

[Evil Vito]

HAWKINS (KINDA) WINS!
HAWKINS (KINDA) WINS!
HAWKINS (KINDA) WINS!

[Emperor Smeat]

2 peeps and I got a grand total of zero eliminations.

#11 really is a cursed number to get now

[Locke]

Shit who entered #10

[A.J.K]

Hawkins got an elimination

[Locke]

@Locke you have Seth Rollins in the Official TPWW Royal Rumble Game


Woken Anthony
Reverend David
DaveWadding
Frank Drebin
#1-wwf-fan
Helmsphere
Seph
Nicky Fives
Simple Fan
Locke
Emperor Smeat
Heisenberg
Fignuts
poopfromweiner dude
screech
RP
Big Vic
spilzrvd_69
Ezra
Juan
Conspiracy Victim Vito
Splaya
Supreme Olajuwon
SixxT9
ClockShot
Anybody Thrilla
rez
SlickyTrickyDamon
El Vaquero de Infierno
Slik

Hell yes thank u

[Gerard]

Wonder if Big Show will be in this, he randomly vanished off Smackdown because of a tweaked hamstring a few months back.

[Fenix122]

Shit who entered #10

Rollins

[Evil Vito]

Mustafa Ali's theme is straight fire.

[Fignuts]

Ali probably gonna eliminate Joe

[Gerard]

Renee Young creaming her spinach right now.

[Locke]

Dean ambrose needs to chill the hell out

[RP]

Alright the Emperor's other #11 pick is about to show up and ...

https://i.imgur.com/PjfWAiJ.gif

rofl

[RP]

I think #16 is about to be terrible.

[Locke]

Do most members of the WWE universe hate Mustafa Ali (because he is arab)

[Emperor Smeat]

Ha think Kofi actually had both feet on the floor for a split second.

[Gerard]

The annual Kofi non elimination gimmick was tame this year compared to previous years.

[Locke]

In bed watching da rumble

Feeling good

[Evil Vito]

lol how the fuck did No Way Jose get into this

[Dark One]

No Way Jose is still alive?

[Gerard]

That was a cert.

[Locke]

Does anyone remember Carlito Carribean Cool

"I spit in the face of ppl who dont want to be cool"

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's Who Cares Jose!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess on the bright side for Jose, at least he got to be in the ring for once.

Sure it was only for like a second or two.

[A.J.K]

That was a waste.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The annual Kofi non elimination gimmick was tame this year compared to previous years.

Ambrose should have stopped it midway for instant heat.

[Evil Vito]

Genuinely forgot No Way Jose existed.

[RP]

ROFL they said #16 and I heard Jose music and said " FUCK MY LIFE! "

It's #15.

[Emperor Smeat]

The annual Kofi non elimination gimmick was tame this year compared to previous years.
Should have had Kofi tossed onto the Conga line and then have them carry him back into the ring while dancing.