WWE FASTLANE -- Official Thread -- 4 weeks until WrestleMania!

[Mr. Nerfect]

The fact that they directly mention Dean not resigning his contract makes me 99% certain its been a work all along just like I thought.

What would the point of that be?

What's with this company and Diving through the second rope

Everybody works the same.

[slik]

Rey is probably pound for pound the best wrestler in WWE, given his age

[DAMN iNATOR]

Feels like this PPV has been going on for like 4.5 hours but it hasn't I guess

You doing OK? Saw your thread in casual earlier and I'm very concerned for your well-being. :-\:(

[KIRA]

How can we kill the crowd even harder than we already have send out Nia Jax

[slik]

I don't remember this Alundra Blayzes moment at all lol

Maybe I blocked it out

[Jordan]

Rey is probably pound for pound the best wrestler in WWE, given his age

His performance tonight was incredible.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Rey is probably pound for pound the best wrestler in WWE, given his age

Not hard to do when his only competition in his age range is Nicholas.

[Jordan]

Bailey's ass continues to get bigger. She should start doing the stinkface

Would you take a stinkface from her too?

[Jordan]

I don't remember this Alundra Blayzes moment at all lol

Maybe I blocked it out

I'm thinking Survivor Series 95.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I am so done with Corey. He’s annoying AF.

He’s shit but thinks he’s fucking great.

[A.J.K]

Would you take a stinkface from her too?

Of course.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rey is fucking great. I wish they were doing him vs. Andrade belt versus mask at Mania.

[GD]

Nia unable to balance the super heavyweight for the Samoan drop

[slik]

Nia almost kills Sasha smh

[Jordan]

This is a workin show. The matches are really good. I'm enjoying Nia a lot in this so far.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Watched MLW Fusion. Guarantee it was better than this show.

[Jordan]

Bailey looking great tonight, she's got some abs coming in and looks like she's working harder than normal lately. That dive was cool.

[Emperor Smeat]

This match has been riddled with botches so far.

[Jordan]

Watched MLW Fusion. Guarantee it was better than this show.

Yeah I've recently caught up with the past few months, I loved Intimidation Games especially.

[GD]

Feeling uninspired and bored.

[slik]

Of course.

What male wrestlers do you want to take a stinkface from??

Ricochet? Finn?

Give us the #scoop

[Jordan]

Nice! Big win for Bailey and Sasha.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Little short, but an awesome match.

[GD]

Bayley has Jax’s number with all the pinfall victories.

[slik]

Intimidation Games was good, I dug it a lot

Jim Cornette was really good on commentary

[GD]

Oh damn! Mrs. Copeland with the stare down.

[GD]

Ref, her phone!

[Jordan]

Everyone's best friend, Nattie!

[RP]

Oh yay! Look guys... It's ... Natalya.

[A.J.K]

Beth and Nattie back together!!!!

[rockman725]

Looks like Nattie & Beth are taking the Bella's place at WM. Good.

[Dark One]

I can’t believe I’m going to say this about something involving Nia AND Tamina AND Natalya, but I’m interested in Beth coming back for a tag match and seeing Nia/Tamina vs Beth/Nattie

This truly is the darkest timeline.

[Jordan]

Looks like Nattie & Beth are taking the Bella's place at WM. Good.

:lol: Yes a more than acceptable replacement.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Ref, her phone!

It sure knows how to sell.

[Jordan]

I can’t believe I’m going to say this about something involving Nia AND Tamina AND Natalya, but I’m interested in Beth coming back for a tag match and seeing Nia/Tamina vs Beth/Nattie

This truly is the darkest timeline.

It does feel right. Maybe add in the tag champs as well.

[KIRA]

I'm finally going to get my dream team of Beth Phoenix and Natalia

[Emperor Smeat]

So Triple Threat for the Women's tag titles at Mania or Mania is getting 2 women's tag matches to bloat the card even more?

[slik]

Nia/Tamina vs Beth/Nattie at WM I guess

[Black Widow]

I bet Sasha Banks blows good

You won't ever find out.

[GD]

I hope Daniel Bryan doesn’t wrestle a slow paced match this late in the crowd.

[Dark One]

Jesus Christ the people behind the announce position make Miz Dad look relatively photogenic. Goddamn Cleveland, get your shit together.

[Droford]

FTR=follow the rules straight from their mouth

[KIRA]

Kevin Owens is practically proposing to Stone Cold at this point

[KIRA]

FTR=follow the rules straight from their mouth

Mystery solved I can die happy

[Droford]

the wwe champ match is still triple threat lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah I've recently caught up with the past few months, I loved Intimidation Games especially.

I thought Lawlor and Low Ki fought too long on the cage, and I think the psychology there lost people, but I loved everything else.

Intimidation Games was good, I dug it a lot

Jim Cornette was really good on commentary

I’m a mark for the guy, but I couldn’t believe how good he was. That commentary seems to be almost universally bad in modern times probably helps him stand out too.

Looks like Nattie & Beth are taking the Bella's place at WM. Good.

That is good. Please let it just be them versus Sasha & Bayley though. We don’t need The Bellas or Nia & Tamina anywhere near this.

[Jordan]

Well it's going to be a triple threat... Hm....

[DAMN iNATOR]

Triple threat? Vince changing plans mid-show again?

[Sepholio]

Theres about 5 possibilities here. Still Kofi somehow, Zayn, Rowan, Harper or Bray. Outside of that I've got nothing.

[KIRA]

I didn't notice before but Kevin Owens moved a lot of his bulk to his upper body looks good

[Mr. Nerfect]

I fucking hate multi-man matches that don’t have a reason to be. It’s now just a thing that happens and no one really ever questions.

[Droford]

Triple threat? Vince changing plans mid-show again?

the surprise is they didnt change it a 2nd time

[Sepholio]

AJ maybe?

[Dark One]

Noice

[GD]

Holy shit! Mustafa Ali is in a WWE Championship match. Wow!

[Jordan]

This is putting Ali in a tough spot. I would've gone with a heel.

[Sepholio]

holy shit they did go with Mustafa!

[KIRA]

I'm actually good with Mustafa Ali

[Droford]

he sorta stole Jericho's jacket

[Sepholio]

I literally thought there was 0 chance of this.

[Mr. Nerfect]

At this rate you might as well put the WWE Title on the line in the Andre Battle Royal, since people seem to just get awarded shots.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: at Ali still getting a WWE title match.

[Triple A]

Turning ppl against poor Mustafa Ali now

[DAMN iNATOR]

That is good. Please let it just be them versus Sasha & Bayley though. We don’t need The Bellas or Nia & Tamina anywhere near this.

At the moment it looks like it will be a triple threat tag match for the titles at WM. Of course, that's if Vince doesn't change his mind 16,387 times before then.

[GD]

Crowd booing Ali.

[Stickman]

Is Tamina the worst wrestler on the roster, serious

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ali getting the shot was, like, the most obvious possibility of the lot. He returned on Smackdown, lol.

[Droford]

Mustafa Ali goes from 1 in 6 odds to 1 in 3 odds just for getting hurt lol

[Sepholio]

Holy shit the crowd reactions......

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol at the crowd apparently turning on him. Great job, guys. Fucking morons.

[RP]

Mustafi Ali must feel great

[KIRA]

Instead of introducing Daniel Bryan as the new Daniel Bryan every time they should introduce him as the planets champion

[Jordan]

LOL @ the giant Conrad face on the camera side.

[Mr. Nerfect]

If TNA didn’t still exist, WWE would easily be the worst promotion. It’s so fucking stupid.

[RP]

I dont think Vince know's what he's doing anymore.

[GD]

Vince must be hella confused right now. “Goddamit! Why are they booing Ali?”

[KIRA]

I don't think Kevin Owens knows how to be a face he's got the same problem as Randy Orton

[GD]

LOL @ the giant Conrad face on the camera side.

Bruce too!

[RP]

Kofi belongs in this match like Black Widow belongs in the kitchen.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ali and Owens going to have to work extra hard to get the crowd to side with them at the rate things are going so far.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What an absolutely magical moment between <a href="https://twitter.com/DashWilderWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@DashWilderWWE</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/ScottDawsonWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@ScottDawsonWWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ftr?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ftr</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEFastlane</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WatchAlong?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WatchAlong</a> <a href="https://t.co/8Gv0EU5liY">pic.twitter.com/8Gv0EU5liY</a></p>&mdash; Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) <a href="https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1104913796412391426?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 11, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[Mr. Nerfect]

“Hey, we’ve got this kid who is kind of over and could appeal to lots of different demographics.”
“You know what we should do? Put him in an environment that gets him noticeably negative reactions, make him look like an entitled prick and risk them catching on because crowds decide its’s a thing to do, ruining all that marketability.”
“It’s good to have you back, Bruce!”
.”

[GD]

What’s that thing below Bryan’s shoulder?

[Stickman]

Surprised this main event championship match started so early...oh wait...

[Jordan]

Amazing dropkick spot with Bryand and Ali.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I fucking hate this company.

[Black Widow]

Is Tamina the worst wrestler on the roster, serious
Her and Titus

[GD]

No Finn Balor on the show?

[Droford]

Pat Mcafee saying wanker on watch along

no way they ever do this again

[Jordan]

What’s that thing below Bryan’s shoulder?

It's a bruise I think.

[DaveWadding]

Mustafa Ali is dead.

[KIRA]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What an absolutely magical moment between <a href="https://twitter.com/DashWilderWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@DashWilderWWE</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/ScottDawsonWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@ScottDawsonWWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ftr?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ftr</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEFastlane</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WatchAlong?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WatchAlong</a> <a href="https://t.co/8Gv0EU5liY">pic.twitter.com/8Gv0EU5liY</a></p>&mdash; Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) <a href="https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1104913796412391426?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 11, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Wow that was a man kiss

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jinder, Ryder, Titus, Tamina and Nia Jax are all really horrible.

[Black Widow]

Kofi belongs in this match like Black Widow belongs in the kitchen.

So nice that you have me on your mind tonight

[Mr. Nerfect]

Mustafa Ali is dead.

Who cares at this point? Not the fans.

[Mr. Nerfect]

WWE deserves to lose every fan it does, and if AEW ends up becoming more popular than them, they’ve only got themselves to blame. Atlantis deserves to crumble into the ocean.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It seems like such a small thing to be cranky about, but it’s symptomatic of WWE’s whole philosophy. How could no one realize this was going to get Ali booed. They are either idiots, or they don’t care.

[Black Widow]

WWE deserves to lose every fan it does, and if AEW ends up becoming more popular than them, they’ve only got themselves to blame. Atlantis deserves to crumble into the ocean.

WOW!!!!!! You gotta be the NERD of the century if you think that's gonna happen.

[OssMan]

stunner

[Triple A]

Feels like this is the best & most interesting match of the night so far easily

[Stickman]

This ppv hasn’t been bad

[Mr. Nerfect]

Fuck off, cunt.

[KIRA]

It's time to break out the package Piledriver

[Mr. Nerfect]

This PPV has made me not only not want to watch it, but no watch Mania either.

[slik]

Crowd getting into this

[Triple A]

sweet @ 450 on the apron... crowd didn't care...

[Emperor Smeat]

450 splash onto the apron was pretty cool.

[Black Widow]

Fuck off, cunt.Agree.

Your AEW hero's need to fuck off

[Dark One]

Jesus. Owens just about Mercuryed his face on the announcer table.

[slik]

This is a really good triple threat!

[GD]

Some of these camera angles are atrocious.

[Mr. Nerfect]

sweet @ 450 on the apron... crowd didn't care...

Nothing makes sense and even less matters

[Black Widow]

This PPV has made me not only not want to watch it, but no watch Mania either.But we all know you will just so you can have a period on here.

[Droford]

triple threat just to make it no dq

[Emperor Smeat]

Owens came within an inch or two of going face first through the commentary table.

[Stickman]

WWE wrestlers have gotten too flippy.

[KIRA]

Mustafa Ali didn't destroy his shins is a miracle

[Mr. Nerfect]

Some of these camera angles are atrocious.

WWE is pretty bad with their production at times. Like, they’re a well-oiled machine, but the machine makes screen doors.

[Triple A]

smh @ dumb ass "mark" crowd chanting for Kofi still

[Mr. Nerfect]

But we all know you will just so you can have a period on here.

I really doubt I will. I didn’t watch last year.

[rockman725]

Love it or hate it, this PPV is still more interesting than Chamber... to this point at least.

[KIRA]

Erick Rowan has the best shirts it's like he wants us to know exactly what's on his playlist

[rez]

But we all know you will just so you can have a period on here.

Please turn down the negativity. Can't we all get along?

[Jordan]

Great match. Great finish.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: all that work to get the crowd interested in Ali and Owens and they go right back to the Kofi chants.

WWE title match was great.

[Mr. Nerfect]

smh @ dumb ass "mark" crowd chanting for Kofi still

That’s what their stories have conditioned them to want. Not their fault WWE doesn’t know how to tell a story.

[Droford]

daniel bryan going to wm as wwe champion

first ever wwe championship match on the preshow

[KIRA]

I changed my mind Nation introduced Daniel Bryan as earth's greatest champion

[Dark One]

Daaaaamn. That finishing spot was SPICY

[KIRA]

That's what you get for driving your stupid gas-guzzling SUV Ali

[Triple A]

That match was sweet

[Jordan]

Where do they go with Bryan for Mania?

[Stickman]

Is The Sheild vs The Evil Jobbers seriously the main event? Ugh

[slik]

KO vs Mustafa at WM

[slik]

Where do they go with Bryan for Mania?

Kofi

[Droford]

roman in the main event do dah do dah

nothings gonna ever change

all the do dah day

[rockman725]

Guessing there is going to be a screwy finish if this is going on now. Probably Ronda interference.

[Droford]

Nigel McGuinness doing card tricks on watch along

[slik]

I bet Dean turns on Roman

Dean vs Roman at WM

[Droford]

Nigel McGuinness doesnt pay attention to social media..didnt know about ronda rousey

but..Pat McAfee just tells him "she said the business is fake"

[Dark One]

My favorite part of the build to the WM14 main event was the part where Austin got fired, they added Jeff Jarrett to the main event, then they rehired Austin, then fired him again, then Shawn Michaels asked for them to rehire Austin, and then they vacated the championship, then they rehired Austin and gave the belt back to Michaels, and then Austin faced Jeff Jarrett on Saturday Night's Main Event to get back into Wrestlemania.

Wait. What?

[Droford]

tomorrow

WWE wishes Pat McAfee the best in his future endeavors

[KIRA]

Wait a minute didn't Becky already get the title at a WrestleMania when she was crowned the first women's champ on the smackdown brand

[Sepholio]

Charlotte is actually David Flair. Change my mind.

[Stickman]

Great, Becky still doing the injury angle. I hate matches when somebody is doing the injury thing. usually a shitty match comes from it.

[Triple A]

Michael Cole saying "the WWE" smdh...

[slik]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

My favorite part of the build to the WM14 main event was the part where Austin got fired, they added Jeff Jarrett to the main event, then they rehired Austin, then fired him again, then Shawn Michaels asked for them to rehire Austin, and then they vacated the championship, then they rehired Austin and gave the belt back to Michaels, and then Austin faced Jeff Jarrett on Saturday Night's Main Event to get back into Wrestlemania.

Wait. What?

Yep.

Wait a minute didn't Becky already get the title at a WrestleMania when she was crowned the first women's champ on the smackdown brand

That was like a Backlash or something. I think it was in September.

[KIRA]

I protest this injury angle getting elbowed in the back of the head should have stopped Charlotte from doing whatever she was doing the Becky's leg

[Emperor Smeat]

Feels like this match is going to end via Charlotte being dumb like every recent encounter they've had.

[KIRA]

Yep.



That was like a Backlash or something. I think it was in September.
Ah

[slik]

Wish they would drop this injury angle for Becky

[Droford]

Charlotte is actually David Flair. Change my mind.

David flair was several inches taller

[KIRA]

The crowd contemplating their own mortality

[Mr. Nerfect]

When is David Flair going into the Hall of Fame?

[Droford]

The crowd contemplating their own mortality

theyre all gonna leave after this, i think

[GD]

When is David Flair going into the Hall of Fame?

Former United States Champion, same as “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair and Bret “The Hitman” Hart, Maggle.

[slik]

Rumored celebrity for the HOF this year is really random outside of NYC connection



A-Rod

[Droford]

becky wins lol

[slik]

Ronda guaranteeing Becky added to the main-event

[GD]

This was stupid. Why would a heel Ronda care to add one more competitor?

[Droford]

ronda looking like she dgaf

[slik]

WUT is this BOOKING

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the ending to Becky-Charlotte.

Normally that would be extra dumb but Ronda's been adamant about wanting to beat Becky at Mania even if it means worse odds at keeping the belt.

[Jordan]

Rumored celebrity for the HOF this year is really random outside of NYC connection



A-Rod



I don't remember him doing anything for WWE.

[Stickman]

Knew that was going to happen. Thank god though that match sucked

[BigCrippyZ]

Wish they would drop this injury angle for Becky

Seriously wonder if, come WM match time, they're planning on having Becky outsmarting everyone and having been faking the injury all this time.

[Droford]

goodnight everybody

[KIRA]

I can't wait to see the promo package for this match is going to start out so smoothly then it's going to go all Jagged and sideways

[Black Widow]

Seriously wonder if, come WM match time, they're planning on having Becky outsmarting everyone and having been faking the injury all this time.

Thought she was gonna do it here.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Elias going all in on Cleveland sucking

[slik]

I don't remember him doing anything for WWE.

I don't either

[GD]

They don’t want naan

[Droford]

orton/styles at wm should be good

[RP]

sigh

[slik]

AJ this close to pointing at WrestleMania sign

[BigCrippyZ]

Does Elias ever actually do anything? Granted I don't watch the product hardly ever anymore, but I've actually seen him have a match I think once, maybe twice, in the last year. He's almost always doing nothing more than his pretty boring singing segment/promo spot.

[Emperor Smeat]

orton/styles at wm should be good

I'd put money down on it being a boring slogfest instead since WWE has a knack of taking what should be great Styles matches on paper and making them as boring or convoluted as possible. Happened with his matches against "Nut Kicker" Nakamura and the one against Bryan at the Rumble.

[Emperor Smeat]

Does Elias ever actually do anything? Granted I don't watch the product hardly ever anymore, but I've actually seen him have a match I think once, maybe twice, in the last year. He's almost always doing nothing more than his pretty boring singing segment/promo spot.

His problem is every notable push he's gotten fell flat since he's not that good enough in the ring to reach the next level WWE wants of him.

Its a big reason why his face run quickly ended in failure.

[Jordan]

I hate Baron Corbin and his attire so bad.

[GD]

No Balor or Strowman tonight

[GD]

Shut up, Corey!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rumored celebrity for the HOF this year is really random outside of NYC connection



A-Rod



Isn’t he married to Torrie Wilson?

Does Elias ever actually do anything? Granted I don't watch the product hardly ever anymore, but I've actually seen him have a match I think once, maybe twice, in the last year. He's almost always doing nothing more than his pretty boring singing segment/promo spot.

They’ve tried him in some long matches and they are usually really bad. He’s been at this for 12 years or something too. They like him, but they clearly know what he’s good at what he maybe shouldn’t do too much of.

[rockman725]

So either Dean is really leaving and they are doing the best to try to have him change his mind or probably keep Renee from leaving too or this is all a work a la Punk in 2011. I can totally see Dean staying away for a while, staying silent and then a few months down the road, maybe even a year, just show up and randomly drop the top heel at the time.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Does Baron Corbin still inexplicably wrestle in a suit?

[slik]

Isn’t he married to Torrie Wilson?

No, he is engaged to:


Jennifer Lopez

[Droford]

Isn’t he married to Torrie Wilson?





Only if shes really J Lo

[Droford]

Roman vs Corbin will probably Main Event wm so everyone can get a jump on getting out early

[Stickman]

The heels look bigger and more intimidating

[GD]

The combination of Corey and Renee is slowly becoming unbearable. Also, Dean seems to have resigned.

[slik]

RAW Commentary team is so bad

[BigCrippyZ]

Shut up, Corey!

Seriously, Corey Graves has the potential to be a great heel commentator, ala King, Heenan, etc. I think his flaws are he's, 1. actually a huge douche in reality (though that could be used as an advantage if he wasn't,) 2. given such horrible illogical characters, story lines, and feuds to work with.

As it is, he's way more terrible than he is adequate or good.

[KIRA]

It's incredibly stupid how hard they're overplaying their hand on this Dean Ambrose leaving it's almost like Vince McMahon didn't know how to properly tell a story without shoving it down your throat

[Triple A]

This just feels like a match I have had on in the background on Raw like 75 times

[Triple A]

Sucks that Drew McIntyre has been ruined by being in this jobber ass stable...

[Stickman]

Renne is awful and Graves can be ok. Sometimes I feel they talk just for the sake of saying something

[BigCrippyZ]

Jesus, that 2012 Shield Survivor Series stat just does nothing but show how uneventful and lame the last 6 and a half years have been.

[GD]

RAW Commentary team is so bad

Cole is the play-by-play but all I am hearing is Corey Graves being annoying AF.

[Stickman]

This just feels like a match I have had on in the background on Raw like 75 times

Agreed, especially annoyed it’s the main event

[GD]

Renne is awful and Graves can be ok. Sometimes I feel they talk just for the sake of saying something

Their back and forth is uninspiring and boring.

[BigCrippyZ]

Cole is the play-by-play but all I am hearing is Corey Graves being annoying AF.

They're all ridiculously awful and annoying, TBF.

[GD]

They're all ridiculously awful and annoying, TBF.

Yeah! It’s just that Cole is more bearable.

[Triple A]

Baron Corbin rest hold

[BigCrippyZ]

This just feels like a match I have had on in the background on Raw like 75 times

In fairness, most of these matches feel that way, and that's because they have been on in the background on Raw like 50 times at least in some form or fashion and with just as little impact coming from the results.

[Triple A]

Baron Corbin the most freaking unbearable wrestler... just the worst...

[slik]

This just feels like a match I have had on in the background on Raw like 75 times

Same

[slik]

WRAP

IT

UP

[Droford]

watch along ends with r truth and sam roberts lol

[BigCrippyZ]

Lol...

Corbin and his attire... is he wrestling in WWE or is he a valet at a 3.5 star restaurant?

[slik]

Applebees Baron Corbin

[DrA]

Going to start watching now, should I watch Live or Start from the beginning?

[rez]

I've just had this PPV on in the background all night...nothing has really made me open its chrome tab

[Emperor Smeat]

This 6-man tag match has been pretty good soo far. Too bad Cole still is terrible at invoking genuine emotion with his calls for big spots.

[slik]

Going to start watching now, should I watch Live or Start from the beginning?

Start at the beginning

[Triple A]

Going to start watching now, should I watch Live or Start from the beginning?

Watch this match live... nothing happened in the first 15 mins

[GD]

WRAP

IT

UP

Agreed!

[GD]

Fuck you Kevin Dunn!

[Droford]

crazy camera returns

[DrA]

I don't think doing the curb stomp on the black wrestler is something we should be seeing in 2019.

[slik]

Match definitely has gotten good

[Stickman]

I’ve never been a big Sheild fan but I am beyond disinterested in them. A little surprised the crowd is eating them up

[GD]

One more mothetfucking time, Cleveland!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Rollins swearing.

Don't think that's PG.

[Sepholio]

wow seth droppin the mf

[Droford]

malibu al

[Evil Vito]

Dean seemed genuinely choked up at the end there.

[Emperor Smeat]

Main event was pretty good overall and so was Fastlane in general.

Only real dud was the Becky-Charlotte match but mostly because of all the junk WWE's has added to the RAW Women's title storyline and them still going hard on Becky being injured.

[Dark One]

I don’t really have much to say about this show other than that was literally the stupidest way they could have gotten to the women’s triple threat. Like, week to week, it seems as thought they’re aiming to take the worst possible step for that given show. Jesus.

[Droford]

lol aj styles promo from 01

[KIRA]

wow seth droppin the mf

You can mark the time his push died I mean technically it was when Roman Reigns got back but still

[Droford]

tna photos lol

[RP]

Going to start watching now, should I watch Live or Start from the beginning?

Watch a few episodes of Christley instead.

[Droford]

more tna pics lol

[slik]

I predict the WrestleMania card will be:

Becky vs Charlotte vs Ronda
Dbry vs Kofi
HHH vs Batista
Roman vs Dean
Seth vs Brock
Shane vs Miz
Hardys vs Usos
Lacey vs Asuka
Beth & Nattie vs Nia/Tamina
Sasha/Bayley vs Bella Twins vs Lita/Trish
Nakamura/Rusev vs New Day
Sonya vs Mandy
Cruiserweights
KO vs Ali
AJ vs Orton
IC Title
US Title
RAW Tag Titles

last three will be multi-person matches

[slik]

WWE playing this up as a Shield send-off.

It was as much a send-off as DX disbanding in like 2002. We'll see it plenty - every time ratings drop - in the next fifteen years. Just like the return of McMahon family drama, it's not going anywhere.

[Droford]

Well I mean..If Ambrose is still leaving hed have to come back..it could happen but itll be a few years

[Droford]

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[xrodmuc316]

Hey all! Just got home from fastlane, so I'll do the traditional reporting of certain points.

1. They didn't announce attendance numbers to the live audience, but it was damn near sold out for the seats available. Only the sections behind the stage and the upper deck on the hard camera side were covered, but those seats were never available in the first place.
2. Specific to this show, Miz was incredibly over being from Cleveland and rocking Browns colors. Elias likewise got tons of heat for bashing the Browns, Cavs, Ohio, ect.
3. Discounting the reactions for those two:
Biggest Pops
Shield
Becky
Kofi
Randy Orton
Samoa Joe
Aliester Black

Biggest Heat
Daniel Bryan
Drew McIntyre
Mustafa Ali (they made zero announcement to the live crowd, everybody was still expecting Kofi). Ali turned them around later
The Bar
Andrade for imitating Eddie Guerro

4. Other observations:
The K.O./Bryan/Ali match suffered from no idea about where Kofi was. Ali got heat because of it, not something you want for a babyface. K.O. Was over like 40% of what he would have been if it weren't for showing the crowd when Vince said Kofi was in the match, then no follow up announcement. Crowd shit on the first 10 minutes of the match because of it, when it was a really good match.

Lashley and Corbin got really no reaction. They are dragging Drew down a lot.

Ronda had heat, but once the crowd realized what she did, there was a pretty loud "Thank you Ronda" chant.

Mandy Rose's entrance actually looks amazing without that weird blurry screen effect. I didn't expect that.

Asuka, Rusev, and Nakamura were all more over than they come across on TV after such shitty booking over the last year. Sadly the same can't be said about Bobby Roode. Him and Gable really didn't get a reaction for anything, even the entrance.

AJ got slightly booed for taking out the guy who took out Elias for about 10 seconds, long enough to be funny because of the Elias heat, then got cheered again, which was funny to me.

There was also no announcement about the Rey Andrade preshow match. I just figured It got cut for time, then BAM there was a fatal 4 way US title match, which was a nice surprise.

It was an enjoyable show from top to bottom.

Edit: Forget to mention, Shield music player for a good 10 minutes after the show ended. Kevin Dunn must have not realized it was on repeat lol

[slik]

Nice!


Glad you had fun! Thanks for sharing live crowd reactions, I always like hearing about those.

[Fignuts]

Just gonna leave my thoughts here, as I watch.

Don't care about this miz/shane crap. It's all just filler until one of them turns.

Cool dropkick spot from shane

Oh good there we go. Still really dont care about shane facing anyone.

lol at miz's dad looking mildly annoyed at his son getting the shit kicked out of him.


The state of Asuka. Christ.

Fuck, I literally had to put this shit on mute. Graves reaching heel michael cole levels of annoying. Heenan, King, and Ventura were great heel commentators because they were entertaining in support of the heels. There is nothing entertaining about this dog shit.

Mandy looking pretty botchy tonight.

That was kind of a nothing match. Kind of dumb to split these two right when they get womens tag titles.

I like Kofi but dude doesnt feel like a star to me. Great worker, but Big E is the one who should be getting the push, tbh.


Given the physicality and accomplishments of both men in the bar, they should be old school Road Warriors strong. Like, they should be the Brock Lesnar of tag teams. Instead they've been booked like any average team from their inception.

WHY DID THAT TAKE SO LONG

Christ.

Womens tag titles look really cool, tbh

wasn't elias there earliar? think I was getting a beer

Glad elias turned heel even though it was completely random and made no sense. He's way better when he's shitting on the town they're in.

fucking why are you showing shane turning? it was only a few matches ago. I didnt fucking forget. Its not raw. Theres a "watch from beginning" option on the network. No one is tuning in halfway through.

Renee channeling Ted Dibiase with that jacket

lol he's known as the dutch destroyer now? That sounds like a CAW.

Match should be really good given the participants.

Japanese announcer just said Asuka. Fucking racist. Only talking about his own people.

Cool dive feint

Always thought it would be cool to see a triple threat tag match that actually functioned like a triple threat match. Like, one guy from each team in at once. Looks like theyre doing it the usual way here. SIGH

Chaos theory!

That was a cool sequence with the splash onto the german bridge

Jesus fuck that hurricanrana to the outside

Good match.

lol Dawson taking a Kane bump on the glorious ddt

Feel like the shield vs drew and friends has been a raw main event for 10 years

Truth rules. Fuck all the haters

Joe is one of the best promos in the company right now

lol at truth hamming it up in the background

Andrade does that back elbow so fast it always takes me a second to realize what happened. Almost looks like a botch

Nice shot down Zelinas shirt

GREAT ddt

this match is pretty fire, tbh

We're still doing the eddie thing with mysterio? For real?

Thought for sure the urunage was gonna finish it

ahahahaha truth doing the cena comeback

Match was fucking great. On all cyliders right from the starting bell.

Tamina has been there for like 10 years and still has been nothing but forgettable

Really hoping for bff's vs sky pirates at mania, but I got a feeling its gonna be the iconics

Cool spot with Bailey dodging by the post

lol "what power by Nia" as she drops sasha

nice finish

lol was that a peoples legdrop?

Wonder if this is just to get heat for the fatties, or if we may actually be getting a Phoenix return

"who's gonna stop them?" Well they just got beat by two chicks half their size, so anybody I guess?

You had your chance Kofi but you were "stupid".

Owens seems like one of those guys who is completely boring as a face.

lol its just Mustafa Ali. And the crowd goes mild. Thought it might be Zayn. That would have been cool.

Mustafa with Mortal Kombat Annihilation style unnecessary flips.

I really love watching Ali work, but he's the same generic indy character as every generic indy guy out there. He's Roderick Strong with blinking lights.

lol the irony of the crowd jeering a Daniel Bryan match because they want to see someone else. WWE has done a really good job with this Kofi angle.

So weird seeing anyone but Austin use the stunner. Don't think it will ever not feel weird. Wish he would just go back to the pop up powerbomb. What was wrong with that?

lol Bryan's chest is raw

Fuck this crowd, this is a good match

jesus, owens almost decpitated himself on the table with that dive

HOLY SHIT at that finish.

Awesome fucking match. Fucking marks got worked so hard for kofi that they chanted "this is boring" despite how good that was.You know what Cleveland? I've been to your shitty city. YOU"RE boring.

Fucking knackers.

Should have been the main event tbh

Oh ffs the stupid 6-man is the main event? Thats gay.

lol the hold harmless agreement completely breaks this whole storyline. Like' why didn't they just do that from the start?

hahaha great heel stuff from charlotte

"glancing blow" Actually she missed completely

How do you botch a stomp lol

I agree with Graves. That was dumb.

Forget about the match at mania being devalued by shoving charlotte into it, the whole angle has been a fucking mess because of this shit.

Think I'll just read the results for the main event, like I do for raw. Because thats what this is. A Raw main event.

After Elias, that is.

This Lacey Evans thing wore out its welcome weeks ago. Another case of WWE running something into the ground ad nauseum

Oh cool RKO on Elias for some reason

K, gonna read the results.

Yep Shield beats the bad guys. Nothing else really happens.

Okay show. Some very entertaining matches, but they were surrounded by boring shit.

[Droford]

I predict the WrestleMania card will be:

Becky vs Charlotte vs Ronda
Dbry vs Kofi
HHH vs Batista
Roman vs Dean
Seth vs Brock
Shane vs Miz
Hardys vs Usos
Lacey vs Asuka
Beth & Nattie vs Nia/Tamina
Sasha/Bayley vs Bella Twins vs Lita/Trish
Nakamura/Rusev vs New Day
Sonya vs Mandy
Cruiserweights
KO vs Ali
AJ vs Orton
IC Title
US Title
RAW Tag Titles

last three will be multi-person matches

US title almost has to be Cena vs Joe.
IC title..uhh..Balor vs Mcintyre?
Raw Tag Titles ..no idea. I feel like they led towards Heavy Machinery vs Reivival but thats preshow/who gives a fuck at best.
Id rather see Andrade vs Rey than KO vs Ali, plus they didnt bring Rey back for nothing at WM. KO probably relegated to the Andre Battle Royal.
Dont think Roman vs Dean happens, but Reigns needs an opponent. Corbin and Lashley would be open. I honestly think they might try to turn strowman heel again maybe.
No way theres 2 womens tag matches PLUS 2 womens title matches. They obviously started the Beth/Nattie angle but I think it just ends up as a fatal 4 way tag match.

Official
Raw Women's Title Triple Threat (Becky/Charlotte/Ronda)
Universal Title (brock vs Seth)
HHH vs Batista
Cruiser Title (Buddy Murphy vs Tourney winner..destined for preshow)

Heavilly Hinted Towards
AJ vs Orton
Shane vs Miz
Some Womens Tag Title Match with Beth/Nattie, probably 4 way with Tamina/Nia and a SD Womens Team)

No idea
WWE Championship (Bryan vs ??)
US Title (Joe vs ???)
Raw Tag Titles (Revival vs ??)
IC Title (Balor vs ??)
SD Women's Title (Asuka vs ??)
SD Tag (Usos vs ??)

thats 13 matches and nothing for Roman, Dean, Strowman, Mcintyre, Lashley, Rey,Cena? Taker, Kurt Angle!?! New Day, Rusev, Nakamura, KO plus all the women

[Vastardikai]

I don't get why people think we're getting Kofi vs Bryan. I feel like we're more likely to get Kofi vs Big E or Kofi winning the Andre.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, I’m not super-sure the Kofi thing is happening. It’s like they want him to be over, but want him in his station. It really wouldn’t surprise me if there’s some thing with The New Day against a heel faction — whether that’s The Bar, Rusev & Nakamura in a handicap or with New Day getting a partner, or Lashley, Corbin & Drew.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Joe vs. Cena and Orton vs. Styles feel like safe bets. Asuka vs. Lacey Evans is just a thing that I can see them doing. I do think we’ll get The Hardys vs. The Usos too. I don’t think Bryan is done with Owens. Raw’s side is harder to call and will probably be more obvious after Raw. I can see Roman Reigns and Kurt Angle teaming up to face Drew and Corbin. Balor defends the IC Title in a Ladder Match that involves Elias, Lashley, Ziggler, Ambrose, Wyatt and Zayn or something. Fuck’s me.

[GD]

I am already dreading the two battle royals that we will have to endure.

[Jordan]

So many guys that have to "fit on the card" too much pressure, gonna ruin the show and undoubtedly disappoint many.

[slik]

They have so many people on the roster, there's no way the show has less than 16-18 matches this year.

I am not sure they will do the battle royals this year either.

[slik]

DBry vs Kofi seems like a given to me at WM.

[slik]

I thought last year's show was fantastic until about post Ronda/Kurt vs HHH/Steph. Up until that point the show was headed into a 'one of the best ever' territory.

Having WM go on for like 8 hrs, as much as I love pro-wrestling, it's just too much. It absolutely kills the crowd by the end of the show.

[Innovator]

Seriously the biggest show of the year shouldn't be a war of attrition