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slik
03-10-2019, 06:06 PM
MAIN CARD:



If Becky wins, she gets added to WM Main Event:
https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_l/public/all/2019/03/20190304_FL_CharlotteBecky--51b3e7cac2042b8eede84e2668873643.jpg


The Shield Reunites:
https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_l/public/all/2019/03/20190304_FL_6ManTagMatch--287b917130b82a2268c6fc79c427bccb.jpg


WWE World Title:
https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xxl/public/all/2019/03/20190304_FL_BryanOwens--6907eb19948a886abd903d723a67f424.jpg


Women's Tag Team Titles:
https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_l/public/all/2019/03/20190304_FL_WomensTag--1e3ea12f9e7ab6d70874a6cddd920723.jpg


SD Men's Tag Team Titles:
https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_l/public/all/2019/03/20190304_FL_UsosShaneMiz--f5318989d9da440917f5907bdddd8da2.jpg


SD Women's Title:
https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_l/public/all/2019/03/20190304_Asuka_Mandy--c53c2bd1be49c8c4c7347ab30d1d9b7c.jpg


RAW Men's Tag Team Titles:
https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_l/public/all/2019/03/20190304_FL_TagMatch--4002781ed3caee91caef54e7cc7af03c.jpg


KICK-OFF


Tag Match:
https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_l/public/all/2019/03/20190308_FL_menstag--2088d1856636ffc4de5496efc3998d08.jpg


Grudge Match:
https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_l/public/all/2019/03/20190305_FL_ReyAndrade--dcf6bb83695cf0606cce267300f7bb64.jpg

Supreme Olajuwon
03-10-2019, 06:09 PM
More like FastLAME amirite?!?!

Supreme Olajuwon
03-10-2019, 06:10 PM
Jk I am so motherfucking pumped for this show!

slik
03-10-2019, 06:12 PM
Sam Roberts is terrible. Please stop putting him on Kick-Off shows.

Dark One
03-10-2019, 06:20 PM
EC3 FINALLY SPEAKS

On a preshow.

Dark One
03-10-2019, 06:24 PM
CHRISTIAN

slik
03-10-2019, 06:26 PM
Woah, Now it's Rey vs Andrade vs Joe vs RTruth for the US Title

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 06:26 PM
Anyone Think Miz and Shane will win tonight?

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 06:27 PM
Sam Roberts is terrible. Please stop putting him on Kick-Off shows.

Either WWE really thinks his recent heel turn is amazing or he probably has been paying to get on more pre-show panels like Peter Rosenberg supposedly does.

slik
03-10-2019, 06:30 PM
What do we call Ricochet/Aleister

RicoBlack
AleiChet

Dark One
03-10-2019, 06:30 PM
Sam Roberts looks like a sentient chia pet.

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 06:37 PM
What do we call Ricochet/Aleister

RicoBlack
AleiChet


DarkSky Inc.

?

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 06:39 PM
Hmmmm

Kofi being added perhaps?

KIRA
03-10-2019, 06:40 PM
Oh Nakamura how you've Fallen

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 06:42 PM
Oh Nakamura how you've Fallen

I guess WWE thinks that Nakamura had to fall before Samoa Joe would rise.

slik
03-10-2019, 06:44 PM
I had no idea Roman Reigns has Leukemia, they haven't mentioned it, at all!

slik
03-10-2019, 06:46 PM
Can Tom Phillips and Corey Graves do commentary for the whole show? (No offense to Michael Cole and Renee)

Triple A
03-10-2019, 06:46 PM
Kevin Owens and The Miz unbelievably boring faces... all personality zapped from them

KIRA
03-10-2019, 06:47 PM
When Xavier Woods is in the ring I try to use his hair as a gauge of how hard has been wrestling tonight not very hard the band holding his hair back is still on step it up man

slik
03-10-2019, 06:49 PM
Does Shane turn on Miz tonight? Does Dean turn on Baron?

KIRA
03-10-2019, 06:49 PM
There's going to be some kind of temporal collapse when Keith Lee meets Big E

We barely avoided it way back when Jason Jordan met Shelton Benjamin

KIRA
03-10-2019, 06:53 PM
This is a damn good match

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 06:54 PM
Nakamura has one of the quickest fall from grace ever in WWE not counting injuries or outside stuff. Went from winning the Rumble and being in a major match at Mania last year to pretty much stuck in pre-show status and likely doing nothing big at Mania this year.

Jordan
03-10-2019, 06:55 PM
Rusev is is great shape. Is that AEW shape?

Jordan
03-10-2019, 06:56 PM
Big victory in a solid showing for The NEW DAY!

KIRA
03-10-2019, 06:57 PM
I hate that Sam Roberts is the representation of the smark

Jordan
03-10-2019, 06:58 PM
Had David Otunga actually defended or prosecuted a trial?

KIRA
03-10-2019, 06:58 PM
Face Miz is the worst

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 07:00 PM
Honestly at this point, I don't care if Miz is a face or heel. He is in my top 10 WWE list.

Triple A
03-10-2019, 07:00 PM
Thankful that it's not WrestleMania Sunday and this PPV isn't going to be 8 hours

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:01 PM
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Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 07:01 PM
Yikes at Coach pretty much just reading from the script on the table for that pre-show farewell promo. Guess WWE didn't bring a teleprompter for him to use.

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:03 PM
If RP is in here Alexa Bliss is on the Watch Along panel

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 07:06 PM
Bit surprised the Smackdown tag title match is opening the show.

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:08 PM
The Uso's look awesome. They can be big time in AEW.

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:08 PM
Actually it's just that one Uso that looks awesome the other one looks normal.

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:10 PM
Graves using Ricky Bobby as an allusion.

RP
03-10-2019, 07:11 PM
I just shot a web of steamy nut all over my face, seeing Alexa on the watch along show. I wish i could smell that seat when she gets up.

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:11 PM
"the miz and shane are all forced and fake"
"theyre also not brothers like bubba and dvon"

Christian

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:12 PM
Shane and his light f****** rabbit punches

RP
03-10-2019, 07:13 PM
I would let Alexa's pig shit in my mouth and Buddy pee in my mouth at the same time, just to get 15 minutes of sexy time with her.

The Gold Standard
03-10-2019, 07:14 PM
Maybe Alexa gets the title match at Mania

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:14 PM
the good thing is im only like 2 secs ahead of watch along video so its not terrible i was worried thered be a lot of delay

slik
03-10-2019, 07:15 PM
Graves using Ricky Bobby as an allusion.

Miz's dad about to run around the ring in his underwear screaming he is on fire

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:16 PM
Mizicide dive? nope

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:18 PM
So I heard Shane McMahon had a glandular problem where he sweats a lot and he has to stay hydrated

slik
03-10-2019, 07:18 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">WrestleMania pre-show to begin immediately following Fastlane <a href="https://t.co/UPFqJWxpyz">https://t.co/UPFqJWxpyz</a><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEFastlane</a></p>&mdash; Kayfabe News (@KayfabeNews) <a href="https://twitter.com/KayfabeNews/status/1104883705959473153?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 10, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Droford
03-10-2019, 07:19 PM
Dvons table - dvons cooking show

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:21 PM
oh shit

Dark One
03-10-2019, 07:21 PM
Wow.

slik
03-10-2019, 07:22 PM
That spot w/ Shane and The Uso's was great!

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 07:22 PM
Shane O'Mac is incredible

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:22 PM
awwww

Dark One
03-10-2019, 07:23 PM
MizDad fucks everything up again.

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:23 PM
Man The Uso's are the best.

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 07:23 PM
That Coast to Coast counter was pretty cool.

Shane pretty much kicked one of the Usos in the nuts though so like a counter to a counter.

slik
03-10-2019, 07:23 PM
Good match!

Dark One
03-10-2019, 07:23 PM
Miz looks like he has a hell of a frog splash though

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 07:23 PM
Shane turning or Miz?

RP
03-10-2019, 07:23 PM
UCEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dark One
03-10-2019, 07:24 PM
That Coast to Coast counter was pretty cool.

Shane pretty much kicked one of the Usos in the nuts though so like a counter to a counter.

Coast to Coast to the balls is his SUPER FINISHER like Cena's top rope AA

Dark One
03-10-2019, 07:24 PM
I assume this means we're getting Shane vs. MizDad at Mania

slik
03-10-2019, 07:25 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You might call this <a href="https://twitter.com/shanemcmahon?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@shanemcmahon</a>'s first career INTERCEPTION! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEFastlane</a> <a href="https://t.co/qDlqwAHnen">pic.twitter.com/qDlqwAHnen</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1104885066629472256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 10, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Droford
03-10-2019, 07:25 PM
shocker

Triple A
03-10-2019, 07:25 PM
Thank god... nice... was feeling pissed off @ another "The Miz's dad" segment.....

slik
03-10-2019, 07:26 PM
Shane turns heel!

Dark One
03-10-2019, 07:26 PM
Heel Shane vs Bewildered MizDad is the REAL Main Event of Mania 35

Fenix122
03-10-2019, 07:26 PM
that was the opposite of what i thought was going to happen

GD
03-10-2019, 07:26 PM
Oh snap! Shane with the turn.

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:26 PM
Okay this is all very sweet now please stop it

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 07:26 PM
:lol: at Shane's random heel turn.

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:26 PM
so of course the mcmahons are all heels now

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:27 PM
ec3 on the watchalong

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:27 PM
Shane with some good punches for once.

Dark One
03-10-2019, 07:27 PM
Can someone go back to April 2018 and try to convince the world that Daniel Bryan will be a mega heel, Miz will be a big face feuding vs heel Shane?

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:27 PM
Oh great now we get the much-vaunted Shane vs Miz Feud I've been waiting for this since I was in high school

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:28 PM
shane now a submission master too

Dark One
03-10-2019, 07:28 PM
Really hoping Mizdad puts the boots into Miz too

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 07:28 PM
Nice Twist with Shane turning heel instead.

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:28 PM
Mizdad was worthless

RP
03-10-2019, 07:28 PM
Shane rolled into that suspension like a 90 year old rolls around on a wheel chair.

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 07:30 PM
Can someone go back to April 2018 and try to convince the world that Daniel Bryan will be a mega heel, Miz will be a big face feuding vs heel Shane?

Bizzaro world huh?

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:30 PM
Shane doesn't look like a badass or intimidating after doing that he looks like all he wants to do is go backstage and Ice his knees

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 07:31 PM
Only way Shane vs Miz at Mania is going to be interesting is if they add that the winner gets Miz's dad as the prize.

Shane wins and sets in process the storyline of Miz's dad replacing Vince as Shane's "father" and new owner of WWE.

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:32 PM
The building to WrestleMania has been so bad like literally the only two things I'm looking forward to or whatever Becky is going to do and Daniel Bryan and Kofi Kingston

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:32 PM
rp about to die

Dark One
03-10-2019, 07:33 PM
Honestly expected them to cut to a Chrisley commercial as soon as they said "Elias"

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:34 PM
No they are promoting it too much I don't think Dean Ambrose is really going anywhere

slik
03-10-2019, 07:34 PM
Shane sweats more in 5 minutes than most people do all week

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:35 PM
Why is there a commercial right now?

Dark One
03-10-2019, 07:35 PM
Shane sweats more in 5 minutes than most people do all week

You don't know my life

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:36 PM
I'm honestly surprised at the people at Cleveland like it at all enough to defend it

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:38 PM
Is Sonya secretly as obsessed with Mandy as Graves is?

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:38 PM
Asuka please go to aew

RP
03-10-2019, 07:38 PM
I'd watch a 24 hour stream of Mandy Rose shitting blood.

slik
03-10-2019, 07:38 PM
I think Asuka wins here

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:39 PM
I would fuck the shit out of Auska. I would let her smother me with her thighs even if I die.

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:40 PM
Yep your Smackdown Women's Champion is just there to fill out the card I f****** hate this company

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:40 PM
And also Mandy, so this should be a good match.

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 07:40 PM
I wish Asuka was allowed to use her Stinkface on tv and the network and not just live events

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:41 PM
I would fuck the shit out of Auska. I would let her smother me with her thighs even if I die.

well thats..different than the usual

DaveWadding
03-10-2019, 07:41 PM
Have I missed anything? Was Shane/Miz the opener?

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:41 PM
I wish Asuka was allowed to use her Stinkface on me.

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 07:41 PM
I am gay but i'd love to be stinkfaced by Asuka

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:41 PM
Mandys first ppv singles match lol

Mr. Nerfect
03-10-2019, 07:42 PM
This show sounds incredibly boring. I’ve got the day off work and I can’t even be bothered free streaming. It’s amazing how little interest WWE commands in 2019.

They’re really running with babyface Miz?

Triple A
03-10-2019, 07:42 PM
Have I missed anything? Was Shane/Miz the opener?

Yeah. Miz went for a frog splash but Uso got his knees up then rolled him up with a small package for the win...

Then Shane McMahon turned on Miz in front of his dad

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:42 PM
Have I missed anything? Was Shane/Miz the opener?

Yeah the Uso's beat Miz and Shane in a good match with cool spots and then Shane turned on Miz and humiliated him in front of his homely dad.

Black Widow
03-10-2019, 07:43 PM
Come on Mandy make the internet cry more than they already do.

slik
03-10-2019, 07:43 PM
WrestleMandy

Oh No You Did Not

lol

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:43 PM
I am gay but i'd love to be stinkfaced by Asuka

:lol::lol:

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:43 PM
Mandy eats a lot of donuts apparently

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:44 PM
I find Sonya interesting. Do you think they will go for a romantic interest or obsession story?

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 07:44 PM
Yikes at that awful botch by mandy

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:45 PM
Mandy eats a lot of donuts apparently

I would eat her doughnut.

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:45 PM
watch along has delved into keto talk

slik
03-10-2019, 07:45 PM
crowd sounds dead

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:45 PM
watch along has delved into keto talk

:lol: I gave up on that quick.

slik
03-10-2019, 07:46 PM
watch along has delved into keto talk

what wrestlers are doing keto, gimme the scoop

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:46 PM
crowd sounds dead

The build for this match was rushed. Not important.

Mr. Nerfect
03-10-2019, 07:46 PM
I find Sonya interesting. Do you think they will go for a romantic interest or obsession story?

They will at some point, but it will be several months after the point where people can care about it.

GD
03-10-2019, 07:47 PM
That was quite an odd way to end the match.

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:47 PM
Oh that was dumb. Who the fuck came up with that?

RP
03-10-2019, 07:47 PM
Come on Mandy make the internet cry more than they already do.

Are you serious? If she wins, I might cum on one of my cats by accident.

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:47 PM
what wrestlers are doing keto, gimme the scoop
the women were all mad Mandy can eat donuts

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:47 PM
Wow great shot of that kick.

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 07:47 PM
Mandy throws a better knee strike than Rollins ever did with his Kneemaker.

:lol: at the end to the match.

Mr. Nerfect
03-10-2019, 07:48 PM
crowd sounds dead

It’s definitely their fault though, and not the flat-ass product WWE puts out. As as fan it is your job to pretend you are having a good time, even though you aren’t.

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:48 PM
Sonya going for the kendo stick was to set up the "slip" accident

neat

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:48 PM
Kofi's chest is weird.

Black Widow
03-10-2019, 07:49 PM
I wish Kofi would shit in my mouth.

So horny.

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:49 PM
kofi gonna get added triple threat

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:49 PM
I love ya Kofi but your pictorials are running to hide underneath your armpits man

GD
03-10-2019, 07:50 PM
lol what the hell? They just added Kofi to the WWE Championship match...that was random

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:50 PM
lol shield main eventing

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:50 PM
Oh shit! I'm excited!

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:51 PM
Big Time Kofi!!!

Dark One
03-10-2019, 07:51 PM
I assume Rowan murders him on the way down the ramp and he doen't get to be int he match

slik
03-10-2019, 07:51 PM
Let's go KOFI!

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:51 PM
crowd sounds dead

Very dead

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:52 PM
I just want the night to end with Owens and Kofi getting murdered by Rowan and Harper

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:52 PM
OMG is he gonna win? I feel like a kid, it could happen. Wow, I also love Kevin Owens he's one of my favorites and also there have been times when Bryan was my favorite.... this is cool.

Mr. Nerfect
03-10-2019, 07:52 PM
Why did they even bring Kevin Owens back already if they were going
To run with Kofi anyway? Why bring him back if you weren’t? This company makes zero sense. When does MLW come on?

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 07:52 PM
I'd laugh if the next match is the Smackdown women's title match to continue the first half of Fastlane just being Smackdown stuff.

slik
03-10-2019, 07:52 PM
Shenanigans!

Black Widow
03-10-2019, 07:53 PM
kofi gonna get added triple threatBig e and Woods are gonna cost him.

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:53 PM
Oh man they fucking us.

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:53 PM
LOL

Jordan
03-10-2019, 07:53 PM
Man this feels racist somehow.

RP
03-10-2019, 07:53 PM
VINCE HATES BLACKS!

mrwalty
03-10-2019, 07:54 PM
So Sami Zayn to be added to the triple threat?

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:54 PM
I just realized how bad an idea Fastlane is

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:54 PM
watch along is only funny cause its obvious Pat McAfee doesnt watch

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 07:54 PM
:lol: at the swerve.

Wonder who the third guy in the WWE title match is going to be if its not Kofi.

slik
03-10-2019, 07:55 PM
Damn, like 6 more matches after this...hope this isn't 8 hrs long

Black Widow
03-10-2019, 07:55 PM
Man this feels racist somehow.Yeah should of made the crowd fall asleep and sent Titus and mini Lashley instead.

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:56 PM
:lol: at the swerve.

Wonder who the third guy in the WWE title match is going to be if its not Kofi.

maybe Vacant finally gets a straight shot at winning the belt instead of being given to him

mrwalty
03-10-2019, 07:57 PM
Hogan to make the save and prove the point he is not racist?

KIRA
03-10-2019, 07:57 PM
I love the Vince McMahon can never just do what fans want he has to have some convoluted story attached to it because he thinks that makes it better all the while delaying pulling the trigger

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:58 PM
Yeah should of made the crowd fall asleep and sent Titus and mini Lashley instead.

I was surprised it wasnt kofi vs big e and Xavier

RP
03-10-2019, 07:58 PM
Kofi looking good now. I havent seen fight like this since Black Widow fought to abort her black baby.

Dark One
03-10-2019, 07:58 PM
I love the Vince McMahon can never just do what fans want he has to have some convoluted story attached to it because he thinks that makes it better all the while delaying pulling the trigger

META NARRATIVE

It's how he books it for real, so now that's how he books it on screen.

slik
03-10-2019, 07:59 PM
This show has been all SDLive so far, the A-Show

Droford
03-10-2019, 07:59 PM
the league of nations is reforming!

Dark One
03-10-2019, 07:59 PM
Oh no.


They're reforming the League of Nations aren't they

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:01 PM
Oh no.


They're reforming the League of Nations aren't they

I demand they rehire Wade Barrett if that's the case

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:02 PM
From far away it looks like Bailey got beat up and she has a cut above her eye

Droford
03-10-2019, 08:02 PM
I demand they rehire Wade Barrett if that's the case

Aliester Black for Barrett

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:03 PM
They really couldn't think of a better name than boss hug connection who the hell is writing for this f****** thing

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 08:03 PM
Guess the life lesson from this match is to never ask Vince to give you anything good since its just going to end up as a monkey paw's scenario instead.

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:04 PM
Lol send Elias out there to Noodle on the guitar for every interlude

I don't mean that this is funny I mean it's ridiculous

Droford
03-10-2019, 08:04 PM
fuck elias

Droford
03-10-2019, 08:05 PM
watch along wont be renewed for episode 2

GD
03-10-2019, 08:05 PM
They really want to kill the crowd tonight

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 08:06 PM
That WWE championships video was pretty cool and also a remind of how terrible the current belts look compared to the past ones.

Droford
03-10-2019, 08:06 PM
That WWE championships video was pretty cool and also a remind of how terrible the current belts look compared to the past ones.

they arent even selling daniel bryans

Droford
03-10-2019, 08:07 PM
ITS RAW TIME

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:07 PM
they arent even selling daniel bryans

It's a goddamn crime

slik
03-10-2019, 08:08 PM
Michael Cole's voice

:(

screech
03-10-2019, 08:08 PM
Elias reviewing every match by making fun of the losers is great. I hope it happens after each one.

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:09 PM
Only the people writing for RAW could make me say no to Ricochet and Aleister black showing up

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 08:09 PM
they finally got his entrance lift correct

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:10 PM
Also f*** You Vince for derailing NXT storylines you old bastard

Droford
03-10-2019, 08:10 PM
how nice of heavy machinery to pop into watch along for the tag match

Black Widow
03-10-2019, 08:11 PM
Kofi looking good now. I havent seen fight like this since Black Widow fought to abort her black baby.
Go back to your fantasy of getting drugged and banged by cosby

Dark One
03-10-2019, 08:12 PM
Moment of silence for Ciampa

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 08:12 PM
How Ironic is this that all six of them were on NXT

Triple A
03-10-2019, 08:13 PM
Everything taking so long

GD
03-10-2019, 08:13 PM
Corey always has something to say about the Mandarin team

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:14 PM
How Ironic is this that all six of them were on NXT

Ugh it just makes the drop in the quality of the product more glaring

Droford
03-10-2019, 08:15 PM
one of heavy machinery just said "profressional wrestler"

bye

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:15 PM
I wonder is Chad Gable tired of getting gear to match his tag team partners only for them to dump him not too much later

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:17 PM
Management try to make the Revival happy but they're still wearing FTR trunks lol

Black Widow
03-10-2019, 08:17 PM
Really makes me wanna watch Hardys,Dudleys and Edge & Christian.

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:18 PM
Moment of silence for Ciampa

It may have been a good thing on the one hand we don't get DIY for a long time on the other hand it keeps Vince McMahon from seeing them as a permanent tag team

Droford
03-10-2019, 08:19 PM
Management try to make the Revival happy but they're still wearing FTR trunks lol

Im pretty sure its forever the revival in wwe universe

Droford
03-10-2019, 08:20 PM
I swear to god if they start caling them Alie and Ricky

slik
03-10-2019, 08:20 PM
Starting to feel like an episode of RAW or SD

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 08:20 PM
Also f*** You Vince for derailing NXT storylines you old bastard

To be fair a bit, Ciampa's neck decided to not play nice with NXT's plans.

Stickman
03-10-2019, 08:22 PM
Im pretty sure its forever the revival in wwe universe

What is it in the rest of the pro wrestling biz, Fuck the Rest?

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 08:22 PM
Umm think the ref legit counted to 3 on Richocett's pinfall.

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 08:24 PM
Holy crap. That hurricarana could have very disastrous for Dawson's neck.

slik
03-10-2019, 08:24 PM
Wow

GD
03-10-2019, 08:24 PM
Decent match for the tag titles

Droford
03-10-2019, 08:25 PM
TIL the Iiconics love the Revival

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:26 PM
To be fair a bit, Ciampa's neck decided to not play nice with NXT's plans.

I know but still.... I hate Vince McMahon

GD
03-10-2019, 08:28 PM
Charlotte looks absolutely gorgeous in red.

slik
03-10-2019, 08:28 PM
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KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:28 PM
Lol Charlotte doesn't lose anyting

Sepholio
03-10-2019, 08:28 PM
The fact that they directly mention Dean not resigning his contract makes me 99% certain its been a work all along just like I thought.

Black Widow
03-10-2019, 08:28 PM
Charlotte looks absolutely gorgeous in red.

Yeah

Sepholio
03-10-2019, 08:31 PM
omfg Carmella stfu UUUUHHHHHGGGG

RP
03-10-2019, 08:32 PM
WAS THERE NOT JUST A FATAL 4 WAY MATCH TUESDAY NIGHT FUCKING FUCK YOU

GD
03-10-2019, 08:32 PM
I don’t understand why they lower the crowd mics during entrances

Droford
03-10-2019, 08:32 PM
Sam Roberts is trending for saying the shield reunion is stupid on the preshow

GD
03-10-2019, 08:33 PM
Sam Roberts is trending for saying the shield reunion is stupid on the preshow

Jesus, Sam has become unbearable

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 08:33 PM
Nice of Joe to help settle the squabble between Carmella and Vega by offering free naps to everyone in the US title match.

Sepholio
03-10-2019, 08:34 PM
I don't think Ive ever pointed this out but I'm pretty sure every time I see Reys titan tron video (where its his face rapidly switching which mask he has on) I come about a hair away from having a seizure. It makes me v lightheaded and "wonky" feeling.

Stickman
03-10-2019, 08:34 PM
Are there any 1 v 1 matches?

GD
03-10-2019, 08:35 PM
Nice of Joe to help settle the squabble between Carmella and Vega by offering free naps to everyone in the US title match.

Free naps?

GD
03-10-2019, 08:35 PM
Are there any 1 v 1 matches?

Becky vs Charlotte

Bryan vs Owens

Black Widow
03-10-2019, 08:36 PM
omfg Carmella stfu UUUUHHHHHGGGG

Hilarious she gets you that angry NERD

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:37 PM
What's with this company and Diving through the second rope

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 08:37 PM
Are there any 1 v 1 matches?

Just the Smackdown and RAW Women's title matches unless Vince was fibbing about the WWE title match being a Triple Threat.

slik
03-10-2019, 08:38 PM
Vince could add Mustafa Ali to WWE Title Match and make it a triple threat, could set up Mustafa vs KO at WM???

slik
03-10-2019, 08:38 PM
Crowd seems dead again

Sepholio
03-10-2019, 08:39 PM
I don't think I have ever seen a hurricanrana like that one Rey just did. Nice.

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 08:39 PM
Vince could add Mustafa Ali to WWE Title Match and make it a triple threat, could set up Mustafa vs KO at WM???

or if they want to keep KO as a face, Sami Zayn instead.

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 08:40 PM
Rey has yet to win the U.S title.

Triple A
03-10-2019, 08:42 PM
camera work doing me head in

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:42 PM
El tranquilo didn't see the critique on Rey Mysterio's diper outfit apparently because he's done the same thing just without the singlet

Sepholio
03-10-2019, 08:44 PM
This is a fun match.

DaveWadding
03-10-2019, 08:44 PM
Rey Mysterio is still fucking nuts after all these years. It's incredible.

Stickman
03-10-2019, 08:44 PM
Andrede laying on Joe for way more than a 3 count

Sepholio
03-10-2019, 08:46 PM
Andrade just pinned joe for like a 10 count.....why was he not counting...….

Jordan
03-10-2019, 08:46 PM
That was a really good match.

Emperor Smeat
03-10-2019, 08:46 PM
US title match was pretty great overall.

slik
03-10-2019, 08:46 PM
Fun Fatal Fourway, crowd got into it

RP
03-10-2019, 08:47 PM
This PPV sucks

KIRA
03-10-2019, 08:47 PM
Nice match

RP
03-10-2019, 08:48 PM
This is like watching a Bree Larson movie.

Sepholio
03-10-2019, 08:48 PM
That was incredible the way Joe snatched up Rey for the clutch.

Andrade is the real champ though. Ref did him a major disservice by not counting for some reason.

Jordan
03-10-2019, 08:48 PM
This PPV sucks

:wtf: Why you not havin fun RP? Not enough but hole blood for you?

Jordan
03-10-2019, 08:50 PM
Remember that time Alundra Blayze got her period in a match? My I was like 11, my mom was like "what are you watching?".

A.J.K
03-10-2019, 08:50 PM
Bailey's ass continues to get bigger. She should start doing the stinkface

RP
03-10-2019, 08:51 PM
I bet Sasha Banks blows good

rez
03-10-2019, 08:52 PM
Nia probably gonna injure someone

Triple A
03-10-2019, 08:53 PM
Feels like this PPV has been going on for like 4.5 hours but it hasn't I guess

DAMN iNATOR
03-10-2019, 08:53 PM
I bet Sasha Banks blows good

Nia Jam has the most euphemistic name in the match though. :shifty:

GD
03-10-2019, 08:53 PM
I am so done with Corey. He’s annoying AF.