Official WrestleMania XXXV Thread

[Droford]

It's considerably chilier than it was at 29

[rez]

I might take a nap. What time are AJ/RKO and Drax/Bitch?

[Droford]

Just noticed the very top rows are covered

[Lock Jaw]

SAY YEAH

[GD]

Top Guys in the house :yes:

[Lock Jaw]

#ForTheRecord

[GD]

Knockout artist, Dash Wilder.

[KIRA]

I find it hard to believe that the likes of JBL and Lawler aren't just a little bit disturbed by women main Eventing their rasslin show

[erickman]

damn preshow for this match

[KIRA]

You can just tell Paige hate being asked about stuff like this she wants to be a part of it so badly I feel bad for her

[rez]

#FTR #Grubhub

[GD]

Checkout Nicholas' dad's hair.

[RP]

Dash becomes RAW CHAMP TONIGHT!

[Sepholio]

YOU GOT NO SOUL

[rez]

Dash becomes RAW CHAMP TONIGHT!

I have no new reason to say this but the Blackhawks are the suck, bitch

[GD]

Dear Lord, Cole! Ryder won the Intercontinental Championship :nono:

[Droford]

Hawkins could have color coordinate better

[GD]

I can't imagine being in Graves' shoes tonight when it comes to staying hydrated and wanting to urinate.

[DAMN iNATOR]

"New York City". Even though they're actually in New Jersey.

[Lock Jaw]

Very "weird" at building Black/Ricochet vs. Revival, and then having a great RAW match that ends with "underhanded tactics" from Revival...... and then instead of doing a rematch at Mania, you randomly do Revival vs Ryder/Hawkins (and seems like they will lose), and shove Black/Ricochet last minute into a SD tag title match

[Droford]

Hawkins needs to win the 2020 rumble but keep his losing streak so they can build to him winning a championship and breaking the losing streak lol

[Droford]

"New York City". Even though they're actually in New Jersey.

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Not looking so good for the former Edgeheads...

[Lock Jaw]

Hawkins could have color coordinate better

On the other hand, Ryder has good colour coordination with The Revival

[slik]

Eating salmon burgers covered in Lousiana Hot Sauce r/n

[Anybody Thrilla]

This match is fine or whatever, but nothing about it says "Wrestlemania".

[Sepholio]

90 seconds boys....good one ref. Turn the ring mics down.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Just realized Hawkins looks like he wouldn't be out of place in the Spirit Squad.

[KIRA]

The greatest night in sports entertainment
McMahon really is crazy if he expects everybody to forget that this is wrestling

[Droford]

70000+ screaming let's go Hawkins lol

[DAMN iNATOR]

That was a seriously dangerous looking spot.

[Sepholio]

JESUS

[Lock Jaw]

Cool King would be very excited @ Hawkins right now

RIP

[Lock Jaw]

So freakin' weird

[DAMN iNATOR]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

[Evil Vito]

THE STREAK - IS OVER!

[erickman]

atleast it was a good match

[rez]

KFC hot wings and PBR. I'm all outta Trader Joe's beers

[Dark One]

THE STREAK - IS OVER!

[RP]

LOL

[KIRA]

Hawkins finally got one

[Dark One]

Watching with #TheLibrarian, so I may not be posting here a lot. Hope it’s a good show.

At least when it drags, I can just bone on the couch.

[Sepholio]

I enjoyed that match. Better than I was expecting.

[Lock Jaw]

Watching with #TheLibrarian, so I may not be posting here a lot. Hope it’s a good show.

You're subjecting her to this show?

Well, I guess that relationship is ending soon.

[Evil Vito]

Gonna enjoy it before they inevitably drop the belts back tomorrow

[Lock Jaw]

Also so "weird" at Braun Strowman having so much momentum.... and then they can find nothing better for him to do at Mania than pre-show comedy bit

[DAMN iNATOR]

And now for another Battle Royal with a worthless trophy on the line.

[Sepholio]

LUKE HARPER

[Jordan]

LOL Michael Che and Colin get their own entrance.

[Droford]

Hardy's have fallen a ton in 2 years

[Dark One]

You're subjecting her to this show?

Well, I guess that relationship is ending soon.

I’m pretty sure I’ve got her locked in at this point. This is the real test.

[Sepholio]

what in the actual......what are they wearing

[Jordan]

Legit can't believe how fucking good Mat Hardy looks.

[RaginRonic]

Sorry, but when it comes to Hawkins and Ryder, the DROUGHT is dead, not the streak...they were in a DROUGHT.

Let's get that nomenclature right, okay shitheads?

>=P

[rez]

please for the love of god get the heartbreak kid off the play by play. i think it's him. fuck, do not care.

[RP]

Gosh i wonder who will win this.

[Droford]

I'm tired of the Hardy's theme thx

[Evil Vito]

Hates theme has been playing for 5 minutes straight

[rez]

Why the fuck am I watching this? I could be watching Season 2 of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina or the new animated season of Trailer Park Boys

[Jordan]

Hates theme has been playing for 5 minutes straight

LOL we are listening to Booker T.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Damn, Braun is jacked.

[Jordan]

OMG Braun looks fucking awesome

[rez]

Great that only some people are getting entrances. Half hour later

[KIRA]

Booker T is one of those people who looks at thousand times better with a beard he looks okay clean shaven

[RP]

Braun walks like I walk when i'm holding a shit in.

[Jordan]

Matt Hardy is amazing to make a physical comeback like this.

[KIRA]

I'm struggling to understand why they keep Sam Roberts around

[Jordan]

I like English on color.

[rez]

Tyler Breeze please AEW

[Jordan]

I'm struggling to understand why they keep Sam Roberts around

They can't ignore the IWC so he represents that and they constantly "own" him.

Was thinking of this earlier myself and that's what I came up with.

[rez]

If one of the Good Brothers aren't winning, I'm fighting KIRA irl

[KIRA]

LUKE HARPER!!

[Jordan]

Gran Metalik is so fucking good :(

[rez]

FACK

[KIRA]

If one of the Good Brothers aren't winning, I'm fighting KIRA irl

Well then I guess I better tape up my fist I like you but still

[Jordan]

Fantastic elimination by Andrade on Gable.

[KIRA]

What the f*** is going on they've Loop through the Hardy Boyz theme at least three times

[rez]

Well then I guess I better tape up my fist I like you but still

I'll give you a mulligan. Go Otis!

[Jordan]

Wow great spot with Harper, Ali and Strowman.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This has been a lightweight entertaining battle royale!

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed almost all of the pre-show, what were the match results so far?

[KIRA]

They didn't get doctor Shelby it's a no-go

[rez]

FUCK THIS SHIT. GET YOUR GLOVES, KIRA

My magic is over. I have TT/Virginia in my bracket for teh championship, tho

[rez]

LAWSUIT

[Jordan]

That was kind of fun kind of lame.

[Dark One]

I mean... I guess that was TECHNICALLY a payoff.

[slik]

The Andre The Giant Battle Royal was fun

[Droford]

Missed almost all of the pre-show, what were the match results so far?

Neese
Mella
Hawkins and Ryder
Braun

[KIRA]

FUCK THIS SHIT. GET YOUR GLOVES, KIRA

My magic is over. I have TT/Virginia in my bracket for teh championship, tho

I'm ready when you are champ hopefully you hit me hard enough to where I will miss the Miz and Shane or just not remember it ever taking place

[DAMN iNATOR]

Was that the first time we've seen a therapist at WM, or was Dr. Shelby there during the Team Hell No stuff?

[Jordan]

Missed almost all of the pre-show, what were the match results so far?

Neese over Murphy
Carmella won the Women's Battle Royal
Zack and Curt won the Raw tag titles.
Braun won the Men's Battle Royal.

[rez]

WWE almost pulled an Arquette

[slik]

4 matches own

12 matches to go!

[Jordan]

Man it's over over cast... WM looks apocalyptic right now. I love it.

[Droford]

Just realized all ring aprons no led

[KIRA]

Its cute that Booker T thinks Braun can parlay that battle royal win into anything let alone a championship shot

[Jordan]

Just realized all ring aprons no led

That usually means... that's gotta mean... I don't even want to say it because I don't want to spoil for those who don't know!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh dip, Need won???

[Droford]

No led ring aprons = some funny business with the ring

[RaginRonic]

No led ring aprons = some funny business with the ring

Heat being vented through the ring posts tonight...cold weather venue.

=P

[rez]

Eh, that was a decent PPV

[Emperor Smeat]

Neese
Mella
Hawkins and Ryder
Braun

Neese over Murphy
Carmella won the Women's Battle Royal
Zack and Curt won the Raw tag titles.
Braun won the Men's Battle Royal.

Thanks.

Carmella winning the Women's battle royal is a big surprise and probably involved something dumb to Asuka to get her eliminated.

[rez]

oh. no

[rez]

that wasn't the ppv? there's more?

[rez]

oh fuck my life

[Droford]

2 hours I've had to get up 50 times at least for idiots who can't sit for more than 10 minutes straight
Rip my knees
Fuck being the end seat on a row

[rez]

2 hours I've had to get up 50 times at least for idiots who can't sit for more than 10 minutes straight
Rip my knees
Fuck being the end seat on a row

I'd rather have testicular cancer than be you right meow

[Droford]

Thanks.

Carmella winning the Women's battle royal is a big surprise and probably involved something dumb to Asuka to get her eliminated.

Mella eliminate Sarah logan

[DAMN iNATOR]

Thanks.

Carmella winning the Women's battle royal is a big surprise and probably involved something dumb to Asuka to get her eliminated.

Mella last eliminated Sarah Logan via "WOW! X HAS WON! oh, wait, someone you forgot wasn't eliminated earlier" shenanigans.

[KIRA]

It's still ridiculous how hard they work to shoehorn Charlotte Flair into that match

[slik]

Here we go!

[rez]

yay.....

[DAMN iNATOR]

WWE: "Please don't steal our awful show."

[Droford]

My knees hurt to much to stand for America the beautiful
#takinganonstand

[Triple A]

Who is pumped for WrestleMania 35

[KIRA]

National anthem or GTFO

Am I kidding I already want this to end

[rez]

Where's Black Widow? I wanted to shape my ball sac into a vagina and rub it all over her face

[KIRA]

You idiots don't have to stand up for that it's not the national anthem. dumb asses

[slik]

WRAP

IT

UP

[DAMN iNATOR]

Just thought about when Aretha sang "America the Beautiful" at WM 23.

RIP.

[Triple A]

Chanting USA @ my TV, crying

[DAMN iNATOR]

There goes WWE's annual pyro budget.

[KIRA]

I'm just looking at all this and thinking they can't afford health insurance for their performers really

[rez]

gawd. my illegal stream sux

[KIRA]

Chanting USA @ my TV, crying

Really ?I'm flipping mine off

[Emperor Smeat]

There goes WWE's pyro budget they saved up from the first 3 months of the year.

[slik]

Fantastic opening video for WrestleMania

[DAMN iNATOR]

gawd. my illegal stream sux

I hear prison is preferable. Just ask Charlotte, Becky or Ronda.

[Blue Demon]

Where can I get a good stream?

[DAMN iNATOR]

There goes WWE's pyro budget they saved up from the first 3 months of the year.

Already beat you to the joke.

[KIRA]

gawd. my illegal stream sux

Check your private messages

[rez]

I hear prison is preferable. Just ask Charlotte, Becky or Ronda.

I'd rather be in prison but here I am watching

[DAMN iNATOR]

Feel like this video package is just setting up the show to not be able to live up to its hype.

[rez]

Check your private messages

You scheduled our live streamed boxing match?

[DAMN iNATOR]

So what kind of inflated attendance figure will they tell us tonight?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Vanna, I'd like to buy a vowel.

Oh. Wrong show.

[DAMN iNATOR]

RACISMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD, BROTHER!

[KIRA]

The man can barely move

[slik]

Dropping the big boot brotherjack

[RP]

Ohhhhh Alexa i want to lift that skirt up and smell your ovaries.

[KIRA]

You scheduled our live streamed boxing match?

That's next time

[RP]

Droford cant see Hogan. He can only hear him.

[Droford]

Oh shit

[Sepholio]

Hulkster looking good

[Emperor Smeat]

Looks like its going to start raining any minute now.

[rez]

Bliss looking fineeeeee.

[KIRA]

Droford cant see Hogan. He can only hear him.

He's lucky

[Droford]

Droford cant see Hogan. He can only hear him.

4 video screens brother

[DAMN iNATOR]

PAUL HEYMAN?!

[Sepholio]

Droford cant see Hogan. He can only hear him.

Oh God that would piss me off to the max

[GD]

They're opening the show with the Universal Championship match?

[Triple A]

glad they are doing angles and stuff rather than just match after match

[rez]

Paul has no shits given for racists

[Droford]

Rollins better win

[slik]

Brock vs Seth opening the show?!

[Danny Electric]

Every five minutes we must hear ‘WrestleMania moment’

[Sepholio]

LMFAO

Renee: Check out the pythons on Alexa Corey!

Corey: Yeah well she's got on long sleeves Renee....

[DAMN iNATOR]

Subtle, Paul. :lol:

[Jordan]

Damn big time opener! Whoa boy!

[erickman]

I like this as 1st match

[Dark One]

This is a good way to spread out the (hopefully) babyface wins without having one of the three get buried by going on first!

[RP]

Make sense. Probably dont want to go against Game of Thrones season premiere.

[Ruien]

As much as I like the Becky storyline I dont feel the need to stay awake for the main event this year. So kudos for making Brock and Rollins first (or well anything besides last).

[Droford]

Pyro

[GD]

From main-eventing last year's WrestleMania to opening this year's show. Also, PYRO!!!

[Dark One]

Giant screen and stage are simple but look nice.

[KIRA]

I would have become Brock Lesnar's biggest fan if he had punched Hulk Hogan on the way out to the ring it's not about hugging being racist I just hate Hulk Hogan in general

[rez]

Good. The worst championship in the history of professional sports entertaining wrestling gets to kick off the show

[DAMN iNATOR]

Guess they found another $25 in the pyro budget.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Universal belt as the opener.

[rez]

Make sense. Probably dont want to go against Game of Thrones season premiere.

that's next week, biatch

[KIRA]

From main-eventing last year's WrestleMania to opening this year's show. Also, PYRO!!!

Brock wants to get paid and leave so he can beat the traffic he really is a smart businessman

[Dark One]

Make sense. Probably dont want to go against Game of Thrones season premiere.

This is a long show, but that’s next weekend bruh.

[slik]

I love this actually, starting BIG

[DaveWadding]

This is nuts.

[Triple A]

cool... pumped

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn...new Rollins intro is fucking SIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.

[Jordan]

I love the screen this year. Yes very simple but quite fucking epic.

[RP]

SETH VS BROCK OPENING MATCH OMG!

[GD]

From opening last year's WrestleMania to opening this year's show, Rollins is at home.

[rez]

awesome entrance, Seth

[RP]

This is a long show, but that’s next weekend bruh.

Thought it was tonight honestly.

[DAMN iNATOR]

This is a long show, but that’s next weekend bruh.

We all know WM in the current era goes for 1 month straight, dude. :roll::shifty:

[Ben Rodrigues]

Brock in UFC shape!

[slik]

I am used to the entrance now and I dig it

Simple but it works great, looks great

[GD]

Looks like Rollins is going to defeat Lesnar in record time.

[Jordan]

Cole "Brock Lesnar is in BEAST mode" great sound byte.

[Jari]

This is all happening early so Roman can beat Lesnar later on ain't it?

[Blue Demon]

Where can I stream you mofos?!?!

[Emperor Smeat]

I'd laugh if the ref just called off the match via Lesnar not allowing Rollins to get set properly.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Holy shit, Seth's back resembles a boiled lobster.

[DAMN iNATOR]

This is all happening early so Roman can beat Lesnar later on ain't it?

That'd be the 2nd time this year he's beaten a cancer.

[Jordan]

Good on Cole for bringing up Seth's cash in. Thank you.

[slik]

Seth's back, damn

[Emperor Smeat]

For all the times Lesnar has been hit in the nuts, you'd think he would have invested in a cup by now.

[KIRA]

Ref is a big dude

[Dark One]

Brock Lesnar wishes he was Johnny Gargano.

[GD]

Holy fucking shit! Seth Rollins is the new Universal Champion.

[RP]

ROFL ok. WELP that was easy.

[slik]

Wow, hell yeah!

[rez]

Where can I stream you mofos?!?!

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA was about to send you a link but

SETH FRICKEN ROLLENS

[Triple A]

feel like that was "perfectly done"

[Sepholio]

His back is gonna be hurting so bad in the morning.....

[DAMN iNATOR]

For all the times Lesnar has been hit in the nuts, you'd think he would have invested in a cup by now.

He went to the AJ Styles School of Logic.

[Jordan]

Great opener and a great start to Mania.

[GD]

2 minutes and 30 seconds

[Ruien]

SETH ROLLINS BABY!!!!!!

[Droford]

It was fun chanting 1 more time

[Emperor Smeat]

Universal title match was ok. That was like 2 squash matched mushed into one match with how it went.

[DAMN iNATOR]

So, Daniel Bryan HAS to retain now, right?

[Jordan]

IF you are going to have 16 matches or whatever on a card, I like the idea of throwing the old school build to a school to the wayside and doing something like what we've got here with one of the main events as the opener.

[slik]

Technically Seth beat Brock in 2 minutes!

Beast Slayed.

[GD]

lol at the camera man whistling and asking Rollins to raise the championship

[GD]

Technically Seth beat Brock in 2 minutes!

Beast Slayed.

2:30 is the official time.

[Jordan]

Officially 2 minutes but that was around 10 minutes of a beatdown and match together.

[Sepholio]

lmfao Paul Heymans face during the replays.....omg he is the greatest ever lololol

[GD]

They don't want naan

[Jordan]

Holy shit! AJ and Orton next!?

[GD]

Seph, the crowd cannot see the snake.

[Emperor Smeat]

Why does Orton's AR snakes look more like dog turds?

[Sepholio]

I feel like they need to space some of these higher profile matches out.... Gonna be a loooooong slog to the main event if they waste too many of the marquis matches too early.

[Droford]

Seizure inducing

[Jordan]

Those graphics look bad.

[Sepholio]

Seph, the crowd cannot see the snake.

ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT

[Jordan]

This is my most anticipated match tonight.

[RP]

CGI snakes

[GD]

TakeOver Sikh dude was wearing a yellow turban. WrestleMania Sikh dude is sporting a red turban.

[Savio]

THIS SEGMENT IS STUPID EVERY FUCKING TIME

[Jordan]

If WWE is replacing the spanish table PPV bump for the German table I support that lol.

[slik]

This could be Match Of The Night

[Droford]

Turn the smoke off

[slik]

Randall Resthold

[Jordan]

Very thankful to have King on the Smackdown team.

[DAMN iNATOR]

If WWE is replacing the spanish table PPV bump for the German table I support that lol.

I'm worried if they do that the German announce team will annex the Polish team's desk. #WWIIjokes

[Ben Rodrigues]

Why is Randy Orton so boring? He's made me not want to watch AJ Styles.

[Jordan]

AJ is my favorite striker in the business.

[Jordan]

What are they signing?

[Triple A]

My streak of having never seen a good Randy Orton match seems like it is going to continue

[rez]

fuck yes. I can pass out anytime now after dis match

[Sepholio]

Randy has one of the best if not the best power slam ever. Has there ever been anyone else who consistently made that move look as intense as he does?

[James Steele]

Stage is growing on me, but I bet it’s a mindfuck in person seeing a video board as big as a damn football field. Fuck off with the 3D CGI graphics though. Solid story to open and AJ/Randy is good so far.

[Jordan]

Randy has one of the best if not the best power slam ever. Has there ever been anyone else who consistently made that move look as intense as he does?

Dustin Rhodes.

[Emperor Smeat]

Maybe its unfair because of how fast paced Lesnar-Rollins was but the pace to this Orton-Styles match is too slow.

Think that's been a problem with a lot of Styles high profile matches the past year where it has too much padding and either ends anti-climatically or right when it hits the next gear.

[Droford]

I agree with We can't see chanting fucking stupid

[James Steele]

Maybe its unfair because of how fast paced Lesnar-Rollins was but the pace to this Orton-Styles match is really slow.

Think that's been a problem with a lot of Styles high profile matches the past year where it has too much padding and either ends anti-climatically or right when it hits the next gear.

Not many people can hang at the breakneck pace AJ can go at - especially Randy Orton.

[GD]

I took a power nap during the last hour of the "Kickoff" and feel like I can make it through this card.

[GD]

Why is the crowd going mental for an uppercut?

[Jordan]

I like this match. Not a barn burner but it's good and it's not over yet.

[Triple A]

Why did the crowd just randomly pop

@Droford

[GD]

RKO!