Friday Night Smackdown 10/11/2019 - Now with extra crispy Noid comments

[GD]

Universal Champion Seth Rollins versus Roman Reigns (winner gets the number one draft pick for their respective brand)

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Smackdown Women's Championship Match
Smackdown Women's Champion Charlotte Flair versus Bayley

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6-Man Tag Team Match
The O.C. versus The New Day

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List of draft-eligible Superstars for tonight's show




Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch
Roman Reigns
The O.C. (United States Champion AJ Styles, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson)
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt
Drew McIntyre
Randy Orton
Sasha Banks
Ricochet
Braun Strowman
Bobby Lashley
Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross
Lacey Evans
The Viking Raiders (Erik & Ivar)
SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Revival (Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder)
Natalya
The Street Profits (Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins)
Lucha House Party (Kalisto, Gran Metalik, Lince Dorado)
Cesaro
Kevin Owens
Humberto Carrillo
Akira Tozawa
Sin Cara
Eric Young
EC3
Chad Gable
Heath Slater
Drew Gulak
The B-Team (Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel)
Tamina


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[Ruien]

Pretty pumped. Feel like Smackdown is going to be a new show for me to watch weekly. I miss when WWE had all these legit stars. Fuck if they are home grown talents or not. I want big stars wrestling in the main event. I don't mind people like AJ Styles OBVIOUSLY since he (and others) is amazing.

Until recently, WWE was not about having 5 star matches. For the casual fan, having 5 star matches for every match is boring. Give me the weird ass ending like Big Show just throwing Austin outside the cage. Love mayhem.

[Droford]

the press conference was stupid

[Emperor Smeat]

Unless they forgot to announce it, Lesnar vs. Cain not being for the WWE belt at Crown Jewel is really dumb. No reason at all for Lesnar to have won the belt last week if it likely won't be a factor in his match against Cain.


Pretty pumped. Feel like Smackdown is going to be a new show for me to watch weekly. I miss when WWE had all these legit stars. Fuck if they are home grown talents or not. I want big stars wrestling in the main event. I don't mind people like AJ Styles OBVIOUSLY since he (and others) is amazing.

Until recently, WWE was not about having 5 star matches. For the casual fan, having 5 star matches for every match is boring. Give me the weird ass ending like Big Show just throwing Austin outside the cage. Love mayhem.

Blame Vince and Creative for that. Once WWE's storytelling abilities went down the drains after Vince got Cena as his new mega star, only compelling thing left was in-ring action. It was slowly becoming a problem prior to Cena's mega star rise but didn't really show its damaging effects until after that point.

[Sepholio]

Well...I'm at the house tonight. And this is on. I guess I can turn this on as bg noise while I play a game on the PC.

[Triple A]

Interested in watching the show tonight

[Jordan]

Are you ready FOR A GOOD TIME?

[GD]

Damn, Kofi is still in the intro.

[GD]

Damn, Cole still gets to say "Big Dog".

[Emperor Smeat]

I'd laugh if Reigns wins SD the #1 pick but ends up going to RAW and vice versa with Rollins if he wins.

[GD]

Both Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins receiving a mixed reaction.

[slik]

Just got home, will be here for bit so going to watch Smackdown's draft before going out later.

I predict SD gets most big names in a whopping landslide, regardless of RAW having 3 hours to fill or getting lots of money from NBCUniversal.

[Triple A]

Are you doing anything cool later... @slik

[erickman]

my local fox is playing high school football they will get a lot of complants tonight

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait ... Lesnar vs. Cain for the WWE belt was actually announced during the press conference?

A couple reports and some other people who saw the conference said it wasn't mentioned there.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Seth Rollins IS cool. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SmackDown</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERollins?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWERollins</a> <a href="https://t.co/cVftUGaCLb">pic.twitter.com/cVftUGaCLb</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1182809601751695367?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 12, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty boring match between Rollins and Reigns soo far despite the high stakes attached to it.

[slik]

Are you doing anything cool later... @slik

going to see the movie JEXI

[Mr. Nerfect]

I read that Brock vs. Cain was confirmed. Not sure if for the title. I'd be fine with Cain winning a rare promoted non-title match since it's his first date in the company.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Seth Rollins is not cool.

[GD]

Pretty boring match between Rollins and Reigns soo far despite the high stakes attached to it.

Imaging being in attendance and enduring the rest holds during commercial breaks.

[RP]

Alexa Bliss is number 1 pick right?

[slik]

I predict Roman and Seth are the first two drafted to SD

[Emperor Smeat]

I read that Brock vs. Cain was confirmed. Not sure if for the title. I'd be fine with Cain winning a rare promoted non-title match since it's his first date in the company.

Apparently Cole mentioned at the start of the show its now for the title.

WWE putting themselves in the same situation that ended up plaguing the Rollins vs Fiend match at Hell in a Cell.

[RP]

Ring ruined for rest of the night.

[slik]

lol bray

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins might have busted out the worst ever looking pedigree as a counter.

[GD]

Damn, I hope this isn't a no contest.

[RP]

lol Bray is probably exhausted

[Mr. Nerfect]

Fuck off, Bray Wyatt! This gimmick fucking sucks so bad.

[Mr. Nerfect]

That fucking noise and these fucking laughs. God, so hokey.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lame mask too.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, is that it?

[GD]

What the fuck WWE?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Bray and the ending to this match.

20 minutes down the drain and no draft pick got announced yet.

[Sepholio]

LOL the war rooms

[Mr. Nerfect]

Seriously, Bray Wyatt is just another case of wrestling fans not having a clue what is cool. This is "Broken" Matt Hardy bad. Fuck this campy, hokey embarrassing gimmick. Rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Rrrrraaaaaaahhhh! Rrrrrraaaaaaaahhhh!!!! Rrrrrraaaaaaaahhh!

Fuck you all the way to hell you tasteless cunts.

[RP]

Those war rooms are so bad lol

[xrodmuc316]

LOL WTF.

I turned in out of curiosity for the draft.

20 minutes of talking about who will get the advantage with the first pick, and they go with a no contest???

25 minutes and there hasn't been been a pick?

And WAS that the fucking Fox Robot in the draft room????

Holy hell...

[GD]

Seriously, Bray Wyatt is just another case of wrestling fans not having a clue what is cool. This is "Broken" Matt Hardy bad. Fuck this campy, hokey embarrassing gimmick. Rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Rrrrraaaaaaahhhh! Rrrrrraaaaaaaahhhh!!!! Rrrrrraaaaaaaahhh!

Fuck you all the way to hell you tasteless cunts.

Thanks for your take, man :y: very cool

[RP]

So Raw gets the first pick because Bray was a dick. Roman did nothing to lose.

BRILLIANT FUCKING SHIT!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Hahaha! The war rooms legitimately made me laugh.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They are not going to make any new fans with this show.

[slik]

Oh Steph is announcing shit...

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOLRAWWINS because reasons...:roll:

[xrodmuc316]

Why would they ever draft one person instead of the whole team. Would make zero sense.

[xrodmuc316]

HAHAHAHA Becky #1 pick.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at FOX's sports robot being in the war room.

[Mr. Nerfect]

You disappoint us too, Stephanie.

[RP]

So no one is changing brands ROFL

[RP]

Really shaking things up guys!

This robot lol

This war room ROFL

[xrodmuc316]

OMG THIS SHIT MAKES NO SENSE!!

"Drew McIntyre, future world champion" ahead of both ACTUAL world champions lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

Why are they celebrating? They picked him.

[RP]

And the best talent they have, Samoa Joe, is sitting at an announce table not being used for wrestling or storylines. Because.....

WWE.

[Mr. Nerfect]

OMG THIS SHIT MAKES NO SENSE!!

"Drew McIntyre, future world champion" ahead of both ACTUAL world champions lol

Well, they're not in the pool tonight, to be fair.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Michael Cole and Corey Graves' chief shared talent is being able to keep a straight face.

[GD]

Samosa Joe :love:

[xrodmuc316]

Well, they're not in the pool tonight, to be fair.

Wait, I missed something then. Why is Becky in it but Seth and Brock arent?

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: everyone sans Bray who started the week on their brand managed to stay on the same brand for the 1st round picks.

WWE quickly managed to make even announcing draft pick surprises come off as being really lame and uninteresting.

[GD]

OMG THIS SHIT MAKES NO SENSE!!

"Drew McIntyre, future world champion" ahead of both ACTUAL world champions lol

Oh yeah, I posted the list of eligible superstars on the first page.

[Mr. Nerfect]

And the best talent they have, Samoa Joe, is sitting at an announce table not being used for wrestling or storylines. Because.....

WWE.

He is hurt, but he could say that he's out with an injury and looking at which show he wants to get involved with.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wait, I missed something then. Why is Becky in it but Seth and Brock arent?

They're in the 40-person pool on Raw. So is Charlotte and Nakamura as far as champions go, I think.

[GD]

:eek: everyone sans Bray who started the week on their brand managed to stay on the same brand for the 1st round picks.

WWE quickly managed to make even announcing draft pick surprises come off as being really lame and uninteresting.

Jesus Christ, after this week's Dynamite episode, Smackdown feels extremely boring.

[xrodmuc316]

:eek: everyone sans Bray who started the week on their brand managed to stay on the same brand for the 1st round picks.

WWE quickly managed to make even announcing draft pick surprises come off as being really lame and uninteresting.

"Fox wants to be presented as more real sports like" drafts the evil horror villain monster :rofl:

What is happening lol

[GD]

What the actual fuck? They're officially calling him Shorty Gable :nono:

[Sepholio]

lol its funny still watching Noid rage at anyone who gets over in WWE for whatever reason. He was raging about Braun when Braun was super over too lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

Randy Orton, Ricochet, Braun Strowman, Bobby Lashley, Cesaro, Kevin Owens, Humberto Carrillo, Akira Tozawa, Sin Cara, Eric Young, EC3, Chad Gable, Heath Slater and Drew Gulak are still eligible.

[RP]

He is hurt, but he could say that he's out with an injury and looking at which show he wants to get involved with.

They didnt do shit with him when he wasnt injured.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Is <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> drafting in order from what’s on their website? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEDraft?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEDraft</a> <a href="https://t.co/fhT0skxCIS">pic.twitter.com/fhT0skxCIS</a></p>&mdash; Matt Degnan (@degnan_matt) <a href="https://twitter.com/degnan_matt/status/1182816313267359745?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 12, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[GD]

Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch
Roman Reigns
The O.C. (United States Champion AJ Styles, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson)
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt
Drew McIntyre

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Randy Orton
Sasha Banks
Ricochet
Braun Strowman
Bobby Lashley
Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross
Lacey Evans
The Viking Raiders (Erik & Ivar)
SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Revival (Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder)
Natalya
The Street Profits (Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins)
Lucha House Party (Kalisto, Gran Metalik, Lince Dorado)
Cesaro
Kevin Owens
Humberto Carrillo
Akira Tozawa
Sin Cara
Eric Young
EC3
Chad Gable
Heath Slater
Drew Gulak
The B-Team (Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel)
Tamina

[Mr. Nerfect]

lol its funny still watching Noid rage at anyone who gets over in WWE for whatever reason. He was raging about Braun when Braun was super over too lol

1st: How'd that go?

2nd: Braun was not that over, that was my fucking point. It was exaggerated by people. And he's good enough to be the top babyface, no matter what people say.

3rd: Bray Wyatt fucking sucks and is unbearable at this point. He can be as over as he wants -- I don't have to enjoy that fucking awful production.

[RP]

This is fucking embarrassing

[RP]

OMFG His name is Shorty Gable

LOL

I cant stop laughing.

[Triple A]

Shorty Gable shit sucks so fucking much it's unbelievable..........

[Evil Vito]

Can’t be bothered to watch this but checking in. Glad to see my gut feeling of Becky on Raw was right. Vince wants Roman and Charlotte as the faces of FOX.

Seth will go to Raw since they almost never split couples. So I assume Bray on Smackdown is their way of aborting this awful feud after that fuck finish at HIAC.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Shorty Gable? Fuck this company.

[Triple A]

Feel embarrassed to be watching this

[xrodmuc316]

Randy Orton, Ricochet, Braun Strowman, Bobby Lashley, Cesaro, Kevin Owens, Humberto Carrillo, Akira Tozawa, Sin Cara, Eric Young, EC3, Chad Gable, Heath Slater and Drew Gulak are still eligible.

Since when is Gulak on the main roster? Lol they are just doing whatever fuck logic. I mean maybe since he lost the cruiserweight title 2 days ago.

But Tozawa, how?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Vince needs to be removed from power.

[GD]

Feel embarrassed to be watching this

Agreed.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol at Chad Gable just walking and being beaten up like that. Holy fuck, WWE is actually working as unintentional comedy for me.

[xrodmuc316]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Is <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> drafting in order from what’s on their website? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEDraft?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEDraft</a> <a href="https://t.co/fhT0skxCIS">pic.twitter.com/fhT0skxCIS</a></p>&mdash; Matt Degnan (@degnan_matt) <a href="https://twitter.com/degnan_matt/status/1182816313267359745?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 12, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Holy Shit if they leaked the whole order by accident lol

[#1-norm-fan]

I just turned it on. What the fuck am I watching?

[Mr. Nerfect]

AEW is more embarrassing in a "Holy fuck, you watch this shit?" sense. This is embarrassing in a "I get this is ridiculous, but shouldn't you be spending your Saturday morning doing something else?" way.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Baron Corbin looks so low rent out there. :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Is <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> drafting in order from what’s on their website? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEDraft?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEDraft</a> <a href="https://t.co/fhT0skxCIS">pic.twitter.com/fhT0skxCIS</a></p>&mdash; Matt Degnan (@degnan_matt) <a href="https://twitter.com/degnan_matt/status/1182816313267359745?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 12, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Going to laugh if WWE actually did end up spoiling the draft order and surprises for both nights because nobody bothered to check beforehand what was being sent out.

[Mr. Nerfect]

How hard is it to put together a vignette of past WWE Olympians and then announce Chad Gable as the next in that line and let him go out there and wrestle?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Holy shit, if everyone got drafted in order, that would be FUCKING AMAZING.

[RP]

Motherfucking Guru Dave had a source that told him the draft results. SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN!

[Mr. Nerfect]

It would make sense for Randy Orton, Sasha Banks, Ricochet, Braun Strowman and Bobby Lashley to be in the next bracket. Oh god, this is going to be amazing.

[xrodmuc316]

Going to laugh if WWE actually did end up spoiling the draft order and surprises for both nights because nobody bothered to check beforehand what was being sent out.

Right!! All those "war room" people acting like they are trying to decide.when the picks are already in lol

[RP]

They could have just called him Gable. That's all they had to do. It's really that fucking simple.

[Emperor Smeat]

I just turned it on. What the fuck am I watching?

Vince and/or WWE's idea of what they think sports actually is when they remove the "entertainment" part from their sports entertainment model.

[RP]

Right!! All those "war room" people acting like they are trying to decide.when the picks are already in lol

OMG that's even better.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Gable is so good, but this match is bad.

[Triple A]

Gable is so good, but this match is bad.

It's also like the 5th time it's been on TV in the past month

[Mr. Nerfect]

You can see them running into spots.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's also like the 6th time it's been on TV in the past month

This is why it is useful not to watch WWE. Keeps things slightly fresher. :lol:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, I usually love Gable's German spot, but you can tell Corbin was on his feet.

[Sepholio]

LOLOL YESSSS DUSTY RHODES >D

[Sepholio]

Love that that is who he chose as his #1 LOL

[RP]

ROFL IT'S HAPPENING

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, these guys looking at their notes to get their picks.

[Sepholio]

IT IS THEY ARE FOLLOWING THE LIST

[Emperor Smeat]

Gable vs Corbin was meh.

[RP]

This is a fucking train wreck. Wow

[Sepholio]

OMG

HOW HAVE THEIR PPL NOT DETECTED THIS AND THROWN A CURVEBALL

[Triple A]

lmao

[Triple A]

holy shit

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Is <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> drafting in order from what’s on their website? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEDraft?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEDraft</a> <a href="https://t.co/fhT0skxCIS">pic.twitter.com/fhT0skxCIS</a></p>&mdash; Matt Degnan (@degnan_matt) <a href="https://twitter.com/degnan_matt/status/1182816313267359745?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 12, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


OMG it so accurate

[RP]

The war room ROFL

Jesus Christ i'm in tears.

[GD]

Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch
Roman Reigns
The O.C. (United States Champion AJ Styles, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson)
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt
Drew McIntyre

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Randy Orton
Sasha Banks
Ricochet
Braun Strowman
Bobby Lashley

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Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross
Lacey Evans
The Viking Raiders (Erik & Ivar)
SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Revival (Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder)
Natalya
The Street Profits (Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins)
Lucha House Party (Kalisto, Gran Metalik, Lince Dorado)
Cesaro
Kevin Owens
Humberto Carrillo
Akira Tozawa
Sin Cara
Eric Young
EC3
Chad Gable
Heath Slater
Drew Gulak
The B-Team (Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel)
Tamina

[Mr. Nerfect]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[Mr. Nerfect]

This might be my highlight of the year.

[RP]

This is so fucking terrible, I cant turn the channel.

Tyson Fury is the Gypsy King . LOL

[Mr. Nerfect]

How does this happen? This is going to be an eternally memorable faux pas.

[Emperor Smeat]

:rofl: they really are just reading off in order from the list they posted yesterday.

If nobody backstage calls an audible soon to swap the order around but keeping who goes where, WWE might even more dumber than previously assumed.

[xrodmuc316]

On the real, why was USA so excited to get Randy Orton at the very moment? They were "on the clock" the entire Table match, they knew who they were picking.

Aside from the leaked picks, they would have known they were Picking Orton.

This is so comically bad I'm actually enjoying it lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, Kevin Owens is scheduled to be drafted so low.

[Mr. Nerfect]

:rofl: they really are just reading off in order from the list they posted yesterday.

If nobody backstage calls an audible soon to swap the order around but keeping who goes where, WWE might even more dumber than previously assumed.

For comedy reasons, I hope they don't.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Dave Meltzer said WWE "had their game plan." He said he didn't know what it is, but the joke's on him, because he did. :lol:

[xrodmuc316]

Somebody Tweet that shit at Vince McMahon and ask who the leak is lol.

There is still time to save EC3 from being stuck in Raw!!!

[GD]

:rofl: they really are just reading off in order from the list they posted yesterday.

If nobody backstage calls an audible soon to swap the order around but keeping who goes where, WWE might even more dumber than previously assumed.

I don't see what the big deal is. There are far more worse things on the show. This show has been a major let down.

[RP]

I think i'm having a heart attack.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Raw: Alexa & Nikki
SmackDown: Lacey
Raw: Vikings
SmackDown: Revival
Raw: Natalya

Raw: Heavy Machinery
SmackDown: Street Profits
Raw: Lucha House Party
SmackDown: Cesaro
Raw: Kevin Owens

[GD]

I think i'm having a heart attack.

Power through it, Alexa Bliss is next.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE showing why sports have clock rules for draft picks. Show is about halfway done and only 10 picks got made.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The list for Raw has Titus in the top drafts. :lol:

[Evil Vito]

WWE showing why sports have clock rules for draft picks. Show is about halfway done and only 10 picks got made.

Chances are the last 5-10 picks will just go on the website because nobody cares about them.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Owens will probably be the last pick, is my guess.

[Emperor Smeat]

I don't see what the big deal is. There are far more worse things on the show. This show has been a major let down.

No real reason at all to watch the rest of the show if you only tuned in to find out who is going to RAW or Smackdown. At least if they swap the remaining order around a bit, it gives a bit of a reason to keep watching and any remaining draft pick surprises in tact.

[Mr. Nerfect]

No real reason at all to watch the rest of the show if you only tuned in to find out who is going to RAW or Smackdown. At least if they swap the remaining order around a bit, it gives a bit of a reason to keep watching and draft pick surprises in tact.

Does anyone really care though? Really?

[GD]

No real reason at all to watch the rest of the show if you only tuned in to find out who is going to RAW or Smackdown. At least if they swap the remaining order around a bit, it gives a bit of a reason to keep watching and draft pick surprises in tact.

That's why I miss the draft lottery format. The uncertainty made it special.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Main roster WWE is a zombie product.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Who would have thought that Rey Mysterio would end up being one of the trusted talkers in this company. :lol:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Brock Lesnar is so good.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, good to see Kofi took his WWE Title loss to heart. :lol:

[GD]

Kofi doesn't seem bummed out.

[Sepholio]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Kofi doesn't seem bummed out.

He seems FUCKING HAPPY!

[Sepholio]

LOL this is rich

[Mr. Nerfect]

That's if they get to those last names. I really can't see them closing on Drew Gulak.

[Evil Vito]

Everything in main roster WWE is so sterile.

Even if AEW isn’t your cup of tea, at the very least they’re putting out inspired work. Everyone on Raw and Smackdown comes across like they’re just going through the motions, and that’s by design.

[Triple A]

Jesus

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Seth Rollins IS cool. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SmackDown</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERollins?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWERollins</a> <a href="https://t.co/cVftUGaCLb">pic.twitter.com/cVftUGaCLb</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1182809601751695367?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 12, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Sepholio]

no picks in awhile, are they calling an audible I wonder?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jesus

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Seth Rollins IS cool. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SmackDown</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERollins?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWERollins</a> <a href="https://t.co/cVftUGaCLb">pic.twitter.com/cVftUGaCLb</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1182809601751695367?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 12, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Tell 'em what to like, dammit!

[Mr. Nerfect]

no picks in awhile, are they calling an audible I wonder?

They might be, but you know what? They should have plans for these guys. Throwing out your plans for something that is already so hilarious is just...fuck. They've fucked this up.

[Mr. Nerfect]

These inserts with sports guys is just like "drafts exist!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, Kofi not even referencing his loss! Hahaha!

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't think I've heard Xavier Woods talk seriously before. He's got a good tone.

[Triple A]

feels like they are purposefully trying to make the show as bad as possible... unbelievable

[GD]

Jesus

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Seth Rollins IS cool. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SmackDown</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERollins?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWERollins</a> <a href="https://t.co/cVftUGaCLb">pic.twitter.com/cVftUGaCLb</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1182809601751695367?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 12, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


Tell 'em what to like, dammit!

I don't believe you know of this

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That riot video may not be real, but that don't mean there aren't sick fans out there that aren't willing to cross the line.<br><br>Some people take this shit seriously.<br>Seth should watch his back at all times. The Fiend ain't the only one on his ass. ��<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/HIAC?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#HIAC</a> <a href="https://t.co/M8EuNl1vwo">pic.twitter.com/M8EuNl1vwo</a></p>&mdash; �� ☕️ Ⓩ ☕️ �� (@The_Realest2_) <a href="https://twitter.com/The_Realest2_/status/1181071378709176325?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Mr. Nerfect]

He could be a good heel manager or a commentator down the line.

[Evil Vito]

Two matches and 45 minutes left.

They’re definitely just gonna put up a graphic with the rest of the picks. This company is hilariously bad.

[slik]

Kofi is awfully upbeat for a guy who lost the title

[Triple A]

It really feels like the writing is tailored for like 8 year olds... even though most of the audience is over 50...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Corey Graves mentioned it in passing, but I was about to think that they were not even going to mention he is a former WWE Champion.

[Sepholio]

Wish there was some basement dwelling super hacker who would just hack the WWE feed and put the draft order on the titan tron for the live audience and get it into the live TV feed too. Would be epic af. Wheres drave when we need him?

[Sepholio]

heres ur graphic

[Mr. Nerfect]

It really feels like the writing is tailored for like 8 year olds... even though most of the audience is over 50...

By writers who don't get 8-year-olds. They would hate this too.

[Evil Vito]

I don't think I've heard Xavier Woods talk seriously before. He's got a good tone.

I legit love his UpUpDownDown YouTube channel. He interviews different members of the roster while they play video games.

To no real surprise, the talent show far more personality on that show than they do on TV.

[Sepholio]

Oh wow, figured theyd have more picks on that ticker guess not.

[erickman]

feels like they are purposefully trying to make the show as bad as possible... unbelievable

maybe it is a good thing my local fox is playing high school football

[Mr. Nerfect]

Luke Gallows looks like he is in good shape.

[GD]

I guess it is safe to assume that Shinsuke Nakamura and Sami Zayn will be drafted to Smackdown.

[Emperor Smeat]

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Assuming that holds up, Tozawa would be the biggest loser of Night 1 since the rest of the 205 Live group in that pool managed to stay together.

Also :lol: at Street Profits moving to SD and tossing into the trash whatever Heyman's grand plan was for them on RAW.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't believe you know of this

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That riot video may not be real, but that don't mean there aren't sick fans out there that aren't willing to cross the line.<br><br>Some people take this shit seriously.<br>Seth should watch his back at all times. The Fiend ain't the only one on his ass. 😭<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/HIAC?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#HIAC</a> <a href="https://t.co/M8EuNl1vwo">pic.twitter.com/M8EuNl1vwo</a></p>&mdash; 👅 ☕️ Ⓩ ☕️ 👅 (@The_Realest2_) <a href="https://twitter.com/The_Realest2_/status/1181071378709176325?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I'm aware of it, I was just placing the company's directive through the voice of Vince McMahon.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Assuming that holds up, Tozawa would be the biggest loser of Night 1 since the rest of the 205 Live group in that pool managed to stay together.

Also :lol: at Street Profits moving to SD and tossing into the trash whatever Heyman's grand plan was for them on RAW.

Tozawa might have a chance to stand out on SmackDown. Some matches with Cesaro would be sick. But I don't think it gets that far. That being said, that might be how they do it.

[Evil Vito]

I’d be down for a Nakamura/Tozawa feud.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I guess it is safe to assume that Shinsuke Nakamura and Sami Zayn will be drafted to Smackdown.

Things look wonky for Raw. Like the list was posted wrong. Titus O'Neil throws things out and puts Charlotte and Nakamura on Raw.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Daniel Bryan is sandwiched between Bayley and The New Day. For whatever that's worth.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Aleister Black placed high for the Raw night.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Harper and Rowan are drafted right after each other, and Harper is drafted first! :eek:

[GD]

Damn, Kingston gets to pin the United States Champion as a consolation.

[RP]

The robot is killing me.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Hahaha, Bray Wyatt peeking from above the mat.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Why wouldn't you draft Bliss & Nikki together?

[GD]

Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch
Roman Reigns
The O.C. (United States Champion AJ Styles, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson)
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt
Drew McIntyre

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Randy Orton
Sasha Banks
Ricochet
Braun Strowman
Bobby Lashley

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Alexa Bliss
Lacey Evans
Kevin Owens
SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Revival (Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder)
Natalya

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The Street Profits (Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins)
Lucha House Party (Kalisto, Gran Metalik, Lince Dorado)
Cesaro
Kevin Owens
Humberto Carrillo
Akira Tozawa
Sin Cara
Eric Young
EC3
Chad Gable
Heath Slater
Drew Gulak
The B-Team (Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel)
Tamina

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ah, damn. WWE shook it up.

[Evil Vito]

WWE’s idea of calling an audible is just flipping KO with the Raiders lol

[slik]

Roman, Bray, Lashley and Braun so far the SD main-eventers

[xrodmuc316]

Ok BULLSHIT!!!

Nobody would be THAT happy to draft Nattie lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

Swapping The Viking Raiders for Owens. :lol:

[Evil Vito]

Fair play WWE. I wasn’t watching but reading this thread made me want to tune it on purely for the trainwreck factor. Genius.

[Mr. Nerfect]

That should have been the case anyway. It wouldn't surprise me if WWE just fucked up posting that list.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I am NOT regretting watching this show.

[GD]

WWE’s idea of calling an audible is just flipping KO with the Raiders lol

Also poor Nikki Cross :(

[slik]

4th and final round LOL what

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wait, I didn't properly catch that. Did they just advertise who is going to be on SmackDown?

[Mr. Nerfect]

How does it make ANY sense to not draft a tag team together? Even if you don't plan to use them that way?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Titus O'Neil placed way too high on Raw's names...I wonder if he's going to be the host for the Fox Sports 1 show?

[Evil Vito]

Lol Smackdown picking Lucha House Party over the Street Profits

[Mr. Nerfect]

They've deliberately shaken things up now.

[Evil Vito]

They said there would be 30 picks tonight AT THE START OF THE SHOW :lol:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, Bliss & Cross both drafted to Raw separately. Fuck this company.

[Emperor Smeat]

So RAW managed to blow 2 draft picks on Nikki and Alexa when they could have just used one since they are a team.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, Cesaro not even drafted.

[xrodmuc316]

Why wouldn't you draft Bliss & Nikki together?

See, that is the shit that makes NO FUCKING SENSE!

Raw drafted Nikki Cross anyways, so they wasted a draft pick for no reason. Fuck WWE

[GD]

Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch
Roman Reigns
The O.C. (United States Champion AJ Styles, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson)
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt
Drew McIntyre

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Randy Orton
Sasha Banks
Ricochet
Braun Strowman
Bobby Lashley

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Alexa Bliss
Lacey Evans
Kevin Owens
SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Revival (Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder)
Natalya

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


The Viking Raiders
Lucha House Party
Nikki Cross
Heavy Machinery
The Street Profits (Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Undrafted superstars / Free agents


Cesaro
Humberto Carrillo
Akira Tozawa
Sin Cara
Eric Young
EC3
Shorty Gable
Heath Slater
Drew Gulak
The B-Team (Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel)
Tamina

[Mr. Nerfect]

Joe being a balanced analyst doesn't fit him at all.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, Chad Gable also undrafted.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Just fucking send them down to NXT at this point.

[slik]

why aren't they doing anymore announcements tonight

[Evil Vito]

Anyway even if you ignore the pool order listed. Pretty easy to tell the Kabuki Warriors are going to Raw. I’d expect Fire and Desire and The IIconics ending up there too so the entire women’s tag division is on one show. A whopping 4 team division.

[Emperor Smeat]

Assuming they do the same routine on RAW, free agent pool is going to be 20 people deep.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Why should these people be worthy of roster slots?

[Evil Vito]

Assuming they do the same routine on RAW, free agent pool is going to be 20 people deep.

Might be a extra round on Raw. Monday’s pool seems “deeper”

[xrodmuc316]

For real, how much do these Fox sports guys HATE being forced to do these promos ? Lol

[GD]

Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch
Roman Reigns
The O.C. (United States Champion AJ Styles, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson)
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt
Drew McIntyre

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Randy Orton
Sasha Banks
Ricochet
Braun Strowman
Bobby Lashley

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Alexa Bliss
Lacey Evans
Kevin Owens
SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Revival (Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder)
Natalya

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


The Viking Raiders
Lucha House Party
Nikki Cross
Heavy Machinery
The Street Profits (Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Undrafted superstars / Free agents


Cesaro
Humberto Carrillo
Akira Tozawa
Sin Cara
Eric Young
EC3
Shorty Gable
Heath Slater
Drew Gulak
The B-Team (Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel)
Tamina




Just realized that Heath Slater is a free agent again :lol:

[GD]

"Sonya Deville's Emergence"

[slik]

Imagine waisting a televised draft pick on NATALYA
and then cutting to 'USA EXECUTIVES' cheering in the back
I died

[Evil Vito]

I called Nikki and Alexa being drafted separately. The numbers guaranteed it. 29 people/groups listed for 30 picks.

That they ended up on the same show anyway is absolutely hilarious. This company really does not think anything through.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cesaro and Chad Gable would be better off going to NXT. I'd throw Carrillo, Tozawa and Gulak into that unnecessary Cruiserweight Division too.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I called Nikki and Alexa being drafted separately. The numbers guaranteed it. 29 people/groups listed for 30 picks.

That they ended up on the same show anyway is absolutely hilarious. This company really does not think anything through.

I thought about this. I mean, that's how little sense this company makes, so fair played.

[Evil Vito]

SWITCHBLADE BAY WHITE

[Emperor Smeat]

Using real sports analysts to act as if this was a real sports draft has been pretty bad overall. Doesn't feel genuine nor come off that well.

[xrodmuc316]

Just realized that Heath Slater is a free agent again :lol:

He's the only original Nexus guy who has been constantly employed with WWE on the active roster since the debuted in 2010.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hate to be this guy, but Charlotte's face looks horrible.

[Sepholio]

LOLOLOL

[Sepholio]

I hate to be this guy, but Charlotte's face looks horrible.

Everyone is that guy bro.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I just cannot give a flying fuck about Bayley at all.

[Sepholio]

Poor wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tubemen :(

[GD]

Bayley with a brand new haircut.

[Triple A]

That weapon seems dangerous... worried she is gonna hurt herself!!!

[xrodmuc316]

Bagley committing tubemanslaughter on live tv =(

[Mr. Nerfect]

HAHAHA!

[Mr. Nerfect]

This fucking sucks.

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Bayley shanking her Bayley Buddies. SwitchBayley transformation is complete.

[Mr. Nerfect]

She's been a heel for weeks, guys.

[Evil Vito]

I hate to be this guy, but Charlotte's face looks horrible.

You most definitely aren’t alone. She even got a thread on the Botched Surgery sub-reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/Botchedsurgeries/comments/d5sp5z/how_old_do_u_think_she_is_pic_on_right_is_current/

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't watch enough to know if this is a worst episode of the year contender. For your sake, I hope so.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NO FUN ALLOWED. <a href="https://t.co/AJXS9EA08h">pic.twitter.com/AJXS9EA08h</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@tde_wrestling) <a href="https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1182834664379179008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 12, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Triple A]

You most definitely aren’t alone. She even got a thread on the Botched Surgery sub-reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/Botchedsurgeries/comments/d5sp5z/how_old_do_u_think_she_is_pic_on_right_is_current/

pretty mean...

[Evil Vito]

Sasha’s apparently hurt again so I feel like Bayley will stay on Smackdown and keep the feud going. I’m thinking Raw’s women’s division is going to mostly be Becky, Natalya, and a bunch of tag teams.

Baszler will probably come up and feud with Becky once she loses the NXT title. She’s got nothing left to do at NXT and is nearly 40 so the clock is ticking on a call up.

[RP]

That Bayley buddy murder bit could have been so much easier and more badass. Just have her pull a knife. Walk up to each and shank them in the stomach area while giving a menacing look. Instead she's flailing around like an idiot.

[slik]

DarkBayley has arrived

[Emperor Smeat]

I don't watch enough to know if this is a worst episode of the year contender. For your sake, I hope so.

This past Monday's episode of RAW was way worse and a ton more boring/dull.

At least tonight had the Draft as an entertaining trainwreck to watch.

[GD]

They're talking too loudly. Also Corey :lol:

[Evil Vito]

Charlotte has a great body and a cracking pair of tits. It’s just a shame she’s such a butterface.

[Triple A]

That weapon seems dangerous... worried she is gonna hurt herself!!!

Has a cut on her shoulder.......

[Mr. Nerfect]

I can't get into this match at all.

[Sepholio]

LOLOLOL

[Evil Vito]

LOL another stat pad reign for Charlotte

[Mr. Nerfect]

Charlotte is kicking her ass.

[Sepholio]

Gotta pad those numbers for Charlotte some more. She'll be 12 time champ when this feud is over.

[slik]

DarkBayley the new Smackdown women's champ

Charlotte gearing up for her 11th reign soon

[slik]

A source I am friends with who gets a bad rap here told me Char drinks as much as her dad and it freaks people out backstage

[slik]

SD ending like 4 minutes early

[RP]

What? LOL . They just botched Bayleys ring promo. Oh this is amazing.

[Sepholio]

LOLOLOLLLOL