WWE: Royal Rumble 2021

[RP]

Billy Kaye might be a great commentator

[slik]

I think these are 60 second intervals instead of 2 minute (just an observation)

[Volare]

Cmon Iiconics....

[Lock Jaw]

Lol at Shayna punching the picture.

Billy Kay being great right now

[Emperor Smeat]

Whelp Baszler pulling double duty means its a lock Charlotte and Nia are also showing up later in this match.

[Triple A]

Billie Kay is cool... Shotzi Blackheart also cool

[Evil Vito]

Toni Storm! Come on Fignuts!

[Sepholio]

WOOO TONI TIME

[RP]

Billy Kaye is fucking hilarious.

[Evil Vito]

If Billie's search for a partner doesn't end in Peyton Royce coming in with her and immediately eliminating her, what a missed opportunity.

[OssMan]

Lol is that one chick trying to get an autograph from all the entrants

[Evil Vito]

Toni Storm's ass can unify the world.

[NeanderCarl]

The women have way too many gimmicks going on.

[Lock Jaw]

Is Toni a heel now? The canned fan reaction for her seemed lukewarm....

[GD]

Tuned in and Shotzi is gone.

[Sepholio]

BOOOOOOOO WENDY TESTABURGER

[GD]

Oh my! Jillian Hall :eek:

[Evil Vito]

Holy shit Jillian Hall

[Damian Rey 2.0]

BAH GAWD IT'S JILLIAN HALL!

[GD]

JBL: Former Divas Champion, same as Charlotte Flair, maggle!

[RP]

I cant wait for the Billie Kaye payoff when Royce comes out and they reunite.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Billy and Jilly lmao

[Emperor Smeat]

Holy hell forgot how terrible Jillian Hall's theme was.


Is it me or is the time between entrants extremely short this year?

Yeah, ring announcer said 90 seconds but its more like 45-50 seconds instead.

Not sure why WWE doesn't just announce the actual time instead of pulling these timing shenanigans every year.

[RP]

:(

[Evil Vito]

Billie and Jilly :lol:

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Ruby with a great looking haircut

[Triple A]

Lol is that one chick trying to get an autograph from all the entrants

Trying to show them her head shot so they'll team up with her

[Lock Jaw]

Oh no.... stream died for a second and Billie and Jillie are gone?

[Triple A]

Damn @ Toni Storm's large a$$.......

[RP]

Toni Storms ass right now..

[GD]

Love Billie Kay <3

[RP]

Billy Kaye is stealing the show right now

[GD]

VICTORIA! :yes:

[Evil Vito]

VICTORIA! FINALLY!

[Damian Rey 2.0]

VICTORIA SHAKE DAT ASS

[Lock Jaw]

Stream died and came back, they are still there. Good.

[RP]

Speaking of great dick suckers of all time.

ITS VICTORIA!

[slik]

Victoria w/ 8k entrance

[GD]

I'm marking out, bro!

[Sepholio]

Victoria!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Victoria.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Terrible camera work skipping Victoria's ass.

This timer is insane lol

[GD]

Who's bright idea was it to have Lawler do commentary for the women's Rumble?

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Peyton Royce gorgeous my gawd

[Sepholio]

Hey it's my side piece!

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Billy Kaye is the MVP of this rumble right now

[Sepholio]

That dark purple hair looks so good on Peyton.

[Evil Vito]

Billie Kay the MVP so far.

[GD]

Shit! I thought we were getting another appearance from Santina Marella.

[Evil Vito]

Sexiness overload in the ring

[RP]

Leave it up to WWE to ruin the Iconics spot. THey should of had Kaye running to the entrance and getting turned down by everyone and then Royce comes out and they reunite.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Why is King there

[Sepholio]

Feels really bad that Shotzi has been the only elimination thus far and it was awhile ago now.

[Triple A]

I hope the IIconics reunite!!!! But I bet that's it for the rest of the match :-(

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Liv Morgan run into my arms please

[Emperor Smeat]

Legit thought for a second Sanata's tron said "Santina" and Santino Marella was about to show up.

Also helps that I completely forgot what Santina's entrance music sounded like.

[Sepholio]

Damn Liv coming out and massively upping the sexy time factor immediately.

[Triple A]

Jerry Lawler being horny on commentary :y:

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Damn Billy was the best part of the rumble so far

[GD]

Damn, wish they'd done more with Billie and Peyton :(

[Damian Rey 2.0]

LET'S FUCKING GO RHEA

[GD]

Rhea Ripley, baby! :yes:

[Sepholio]

And here....we.......go.

[Evil Vito]

Riott Squad turned heel in my book :mad:

[RP]

The only thing entertaining just got eliminated.

[OssMan]

5 of these chicks look like different versions of Harley Quinn

[Gerard]

Damn Liv coming out and massively upping the sexy time factor immediately.

That lasted long....

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Victoria getting herself eliminated. Idiot.

[RP]

Someone check on Fignuts

[Evil Vito]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Emperor Smeat]

Rhea getting the fancy FOX sports camera shot treatment for her entrance probably means she's either winning or a lock for the Final 4 or runner-up.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I hope Rhea tosses Charlotte the fuck out

[GD]

Friggin' Charlotte Flair :nono:

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Rhea getting the fancy FOX sports camera shot treatment for her entrance probably means she's either winning or a lock for the Final 4.

Gotta be her or Bianca

[Sepholio]

Rhea has to eliminate Charlotte. Has to. That is built in story being handed to them. Don't drop the ball plz.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Ooof what a power bomb

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Dana still on the roster? Huh

[Sepholio]

Here comes Major Bewbage.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Lmao wtf is Dana doing

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Here comes Major Bewbage.

There are some epic titties in this match

[Sepholio]

That little flip neck breaker that Dana used on Bayley is actually a decent move for her to use.

[Sepholio]

TORRIE FUCKING WILSON

[Damian Rey 2.0]

OH MY GAWD MY DICK SO HARD

[OssMan]

Fuck yeah Torrie...

[OssMan]

lets see Trish Stratus........

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Torrie hasn't aged at all

[Sepholio]

Is it me or does Torrie get hotter the older she gets?

[RP]

Torrie Wilson sold her soul to stay a dime for life.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Jesus what a bump.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Lawler trying his hardest to not be a creep on commentary during this match.

Wonder how much Vince is yelling at him right now to not be perverted.

[Volare]

Holy fuck that powerbomb!!

[Damian Rey 2.0]

The greatest Rumble winner ever, wooooooooooo

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Why isn't anybody throwing Charlotte out right now

[RP]

Dana Brooke is walking back to back like Goldberg now.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE's been weird with who gets the fancy camera shot treatment for their Rumble entrances.

Like Charlotte got regular cam style while Dana Brooke got the fancy treatment for someone who was quickly eliminated.

[Evil Vito]

Billy Kidman and A-Rod are Eskimo Brothers via Torrie Wilson

[GD]

lol Bayley getting eliminated during Mickie James' entrance.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

They fucking botched Bailey's elimination, those fucking clowns

[Evil Vito]

lol @ missing Bayley's elimination

[OssMan]

I didnt like Micky James before but she seems cool now

[slik]

Mickie looks good

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Kevin Dunn & co. missing Bayley's elimination when it happened.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Charlotte and Mickey not vibing at all

[rez]

just tuning in...anything cool happen?

[GD]

I don't think I like Nikki Cross' new entrance music.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Always taken back by how tall/big Rhea is. Charlotte is so mad at Lacey Evans she's leaving her alone.

[Evil Vito]

LOL R-Truth entering the wrong Rumble

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Lmao R Truth is forever entertaining

[rez]

Alicia Fox. aw yis

[RP]

ALICIA FOX IS WINNING THE RUMBLE!

[GD]

A title change in a Rumble match :lol:

[Damian Rey 2.0]

BAH GAWD THE GIRL HOOD DREAM HAS COME TRUE

[Sepholio]

LMAO ALICIA FOX IS CHAMPION AHAHAHA love it

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at R-Truth and mid-match 24/7 title change.

[Evil Vito]

R-Truth is a national treasure

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Who tf thought it was a good idea to give Mandy the Karen cut?

[RP]

OMFG

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Lmaoooooo R Truth is so fucking good

[OssMan]

Stand Up and Say What's Up!!!

[Gerard]

Who tf thought it was a good idea to give Mandy the Karen cut?

Fuck knows, looks like bayley almost. :nono:

[slik]

Alexa and Nia haven't entered yet

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Fuck knows, looks like bayley almost. :nono:

But like, actually attractive

[RP]

I'd eat owenbrowns shit if it was in Mandy Rose's asshole.

[Gerard]

But like, actually attractive

True.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Jesus Christ what a bump Dakota Kai just ate. Karen Mandy out as well

[GD]

Jesus at that Dakota Kai elimination.

[Evil Vito]

I'm really enjoying this Rumble.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Should have the wrestlers kayfabe choose a title match or rumble entry

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at that rough elimination to Dakota Kai.

Rhea channeled her inner Nia Jax with how unsafe that dump was.

[rez]

Mandy Rose's haircut is a boner killer

[Damian Rey 2.0]

How is Tamina still on the roster? Like, why?

[GD]

lol Carmella eliminated herself. That was a weird goof.

[Evil Vito]

Tamina still being on the roster is insane to me.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Reginald dropping Carmella before he even saw Tamina.

[slik]

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[rez]

Limp dick crawled back inside with Tamina entrance.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Lmao another great Naomi spot

[GD]

Okay...that was a pretty neat spot.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Lana is gorgeous

[GD]

Happy Lana Day!

[Evil Vito]

LANAAAAAAAA

[OssMan]

go Tamina

[Damian Rey 2.0]

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C'mon baybay

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Naomi and Bianca have been battling the last few minutes and its been great

[RP]

Did Lana bring her table?

[Damian Rey 2.0]

5 feet of fucking power

[GD]

I'm not really into Alexa Bliss' new gimmick.

[slik]

Alexa gonna clean house

[Volare]

Loving Alexa's gear!

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Rhea the most intelligent person on the roster

[slik]

lmao

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Bliss getting tossed out nonchalantly by Rhea.

[Sepholio]

Boooooooo

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Ember thighs looking thiccccc

[Sepholio]

Very hyped for Embers return.

[owenbrown is SUS]

I want to see Alexa Bliss get fucked by some of my favorite big donkey dick black pornstars.

[Evil Vito]

They're giving Rhea a really great run in this with giving her the most eliminations, but other than Braun in the Saudi Rumble, most eliminations is usually a talking point they like to give someone that didn't win the whole thing.

[Triple A]

would be funny if Tamina won

[Volare]

So Reah vs Alexa at Mania eh?

[OssMan]

fuck yes Nia Jacks

[GD]

Who's gonna throw out Nia Jax?

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Naomi's face. That was way too stiff of a kick by Ember.

Not sure what's more anti-climatic, Nia Jax getting the real final surprise spot of the Rumble or Natty having the actual final spot.

[Evil Vito]

I figured Evans would take out Charlotte.....shit....

[rez]

Nia Jax...i don't even want a penis anymore. grah

[Damian Rey 2.0]

There is nothing irresistible about Nia Jax.

Charlotte doesn't get to eliminate Lacey. Or vice versa. Lame.

[RP]

I wonder who will be #30? It could be anyone!

Wait they already said it was Fart McGee

[slik]

Nia looks gassed

[GD]

Calm down with the camera cuts Dunn :mad:

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Nia's thighs are gonna start a fire

[Evil Vito]

This has been like a 4 minute interval

[Volare]

Woooow Nat's gear!

[rez]

Lana only hottie left

[RP]

I'd mark out hard if Lana won this and it was WWE's way of like thanks

[GD]

What is Natalya wearing?

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Becky gonna take another injury spot???

[RP]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA LANA YES!!!!!!

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Natalya looks like she's cosplaying as Lana lmao

[Emperor Smeat]

Umm Nia and Shayna forgot to beat up Charlotte during that beatdown they gave to everyone else in the ring.

[Evil Vito]

Lana getting to eliminate the albatross that is Nia Jax was nice

[GD]

Ripley or Belair deserve the victory...which means Charlotte is winning.

[OssMan]

No love for Biana Bel Air, she's been in for really long

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Natalya is the most under achieving wrestler in this match right now

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Did nobody talk to each other about wearing gold at the Rumble

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Natalya loses to bigger stars again lmao

[rez]

Nattie with no purple? bizarre

[GD]

No love for Biana Bel Air, she's been in for really long

Everyone loves Bianca Belair...I think.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Can Cena...I mean....Charlotte....overcome the odds!?

[Emperor Smeat]

This Final 4 would be pretty cool if I actually gave a shit about more than 2 of them.

Rhea or Bianca winning would be great opponents for either Asuka or Sasha at Mania.

[RP]

Belair has really one me over. This is a fantastic performance.

[RP]

Good win Charlotte.

[rez]

GO BB!

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Charlotte beats the piss outta everyone and nobody hits back in the same manner

[Evil Vito]

YES YES YES YES YES!!!

[Sepholio]

YES CHARLOTTE OUT WOOO

[GD]

Now we're talking. Bianca Belair vs Rhea Ripley :yes:

[Damian Rey 2.0]

THERE'S NO WRONG ANSWER HERE

[Evil Vito]

No-lose situation with this final two.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

This is so fucking great. Star making performances.

[OssMan]

sweet "this is awesome" chant from the Zoom

[RP]

Love this

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the cringey "This Is Awesome" fake crowd chants.

[Volare]

BIANCA!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!

[GD]

Belair wins :love:

[slik]

Nice @ Bianca winning

[Sepholio]

wow didnt see that coming

[OssMan]

Cool

[GD]

Genuinely happy for Belair :yes:

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Bianca actually won.

That final part of the Women's Rumble was great. Match itself was pretty good overall.

[rez]

YAAASSSS

[slik]

sweet "this is awesome" chant from the Zoom

It's not real
they have the zoom mics turned off and just pump in w/e sound they want

[RP]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS I FUCKING LOVE IT!

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Fuck yes they made a legitimate star tonight. That was one of the best final rumble battles I've seen. Great ending.

[RP]

That was superstar making performance from Bianca

[Evil Vito]

What a great, great, great Royal Rumble. Fun comedy, good spread of entrants with just about everyone getting moments, and a star-making choice for a winner.

[GD]

Yo Adrian, I did it!

[rez]

This thread is so hot I'm surprised Nerfect isn't in here calling us fan boys!

[Evil Vito]

Also good news for Rhea as last year both runner-ups were in line for Mania title shots as well.

[Triple A]

:y: @ Belair winning

[Sepholio]

Yeah even tho I typically dont like the womens rumble that one was actually really good. The shorter times really helped.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Bottom lip quivering for Bianca. You know it's still real to her dammit

[GD]

Pat Patterson would be proud of this one...

[slik]

bad promo from belair

[Volare]

Gambling on WWE?? LOL

[Crimson]

Now let's just pray she doesn't job to Charlotte at Wrestlemania

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Yeah even tho I typically dont like the womens rumble that one was actually really good. The shorter times really helped.

It was running at a crazy pace but that ended up being a good thing.

[GD]

This thread is so hot I'm surprised Nerfect isn't in here calling us fan boys!

Only 12 pages? Weak :roll:

[Evil Vito]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Massive locker room pop for Bianca. She’s beloved. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RoyalRumble?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RoyalRumble</a></p>&mdash; Florida Man (@WWEBigE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/1356058657952292866?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 1, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Evil Vito]

Only 12 pages? Weak :roll:

Lol he's gonna pivot to "Way more interest in this thread than an AEW show!"

Because obviously one of the most beloved PPVs of the year getting a lot of interest even from lapsed fans is an indictment on AEW

[RP]

I'm not sure how the Men top that.


Wait I know how. The Rock comes out and wins.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

This thread is so hot I'm surprised Nerfect isn't in here calling us fan boys!

Fuck that loser. Tonight has been a blast so far.

[Evil Vito]

We could have a Wrestlemania match involving Banks and Belair, presumably refereed by Will Smith.

[Triple A]

Hope the Roman Reigns match is not like 35 mins...

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I'm not sure how the Men top that.


Wait I know how. The Rock comes out and wins.

CM Punk or Cena

[Lock Jaw]

Really enjoyed that whole match.... lots of good spots and stories.... would rather Rhea have won, but I guess Bianca could "use it" more.... terrible promo from her after though... don't wanna see "tough" rasslers crying like babies....

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Morrison's Spanishis killing me lmao

[Lock Jaw]

Is Bad Bunny part of The Shield?!

[Volare]

Lmao Morrison.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Morrison the MVP of that segment

[GD]

lol wasn't aware Booker was doing his old GI Bro gimmick

[Lock Jaw]

lol at JoMo just bailing

[slik]

Hope GOLDBERG wins the Rumble

[rez]

When did Booker T start wrestling again?

[owenbrown is SUS]

Me and my niggas were marking out at that Bel Air win! What a fine piece of black pussy.

[Lock Jaw]

P sure Sonya Deville just hit on Charley Caruso

[Evil Vito]

I remember they made Bianca a post-Mania call up last year only to do nothing with her for months other than work a couple of 6-person tags with the Street Profits. Glad they've come to their senses and are giving her the rocket strap, she's great.

[OssMan]

It's not real
they have the zoom mics turned off and just pump in w/e sound they want

Not True of course. The Zoom fans all synchronized their chants and yelled them loud enough through the chat client that it was audible on the arena :y:

[rez]

P sure Sonya Deville just hit on Charley Caruso

That'd be a good scissoring

[Evil Vito]

Hope GOLDBERG wins the Rumble

stop wishing this into existence :(

[slik]

24/7 stuff sucks

[GD]

Peter Rosenberg is champion :rofl: