Vince McMahon announces retirement on Twitter/Brock Lesnar walks out of WWE and then walks back in

[Sepholio]

The second one seems a bit more eccentric and thus would probably draw slightly more if for no other reason than morbid curiosity.

[Sepholio]

I feel like the contents of the box hatching from the egg would also have an impact on any potential draw.

[Mr. Nerfect]

That’s thinking outside the box, Seph.

[Mr. Nerfect]

According to the Wall Street Journal, Vince McMahon is under investigation from the SEC and is potentially facing federal prosecution again.

[IC Champion]

Well that would be a shame if someone who once covered up a murder went to jail for financial malpractice lol.

[drave]

Think Vince would actually do hard time, or would he Epstein himself?

[#1-norm-fan]

He’d claim he’s in there by choice.

[IC Champion]

Probably end up in a country club prison, unless some sinister crimes are uncovered that aren’t financial.

[XL]

I want to point out of the craziest bits of Vince McMahon's legacy:

He got 2 separate eggs over.

One of the big draws from the '90 Survivor Series was the Giant Egg. Folks had to have bought that show just to see what was going to pop out of it. And the outcome was... yeah.

Now, if Theory ends up with the top titles at Summerslam, it will cap off a rise that started when he stole the Egg from Red Notice.

You have a strange interpretation of the word “over”.

[xrodmuc316]

This is great, wait until he gets to Natalya :rofl:

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[Stu Hart]

Take that karma you old bastard…I haven’t forgot about survivor series 1997

[Mr. Nerfect]

With the new regime, I wonder if there is nostalgia within the office for some WWE crossover shows with major Japanese promotions that will be capitalized on. A WWE/New Japan show would be pretty epic.

[xrodmuc316]

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[Sepholio]

LOL

[slik]

That guy's face

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Linda McMahon asked about Vince &quot;retiring&quot;.<br><br>The way she dodged the Hush Money question. No shame. <a href="https://t.co/lxolACqr8e">pic.twitter.com/lxolACqr8e</a></p>&mdash; D1 Climax (@DrainBamager) <a href="https://twitter.com/DrainBamager/status/1553086767456464896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 29, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[BigCrippyZ]

:lol::lol::lol:

[#1-norm-fan]

That was the reaction of a woman who hasn’t thought much about the man she’s legally married to in a while and didn’t prepare for questions about him.

… and also didn’t consider that she’s still best known as “Mrs. Vince McMahon” and should always assume that’s why anyone wants to speak to her.

[screech]

They've definitely been "separated" for years, right?

[#1-norm-fan]

Lol That definitely wasn’t a political “damage control” reaction. That was a political “fuck that guy, I got my own shit going on” reaction.

[slik]

Meltzer answered a question on WO's live broadcast about if Tony Khan would be willing to mentor Stephanie if asked, since he's had more experience running a wrestling company than Stephanie and Meltzer said he believes Tony Khan would be happy to mentor Stephanie if asked.

[slik]

They've definitely been "separated" for years, right?

Someone told me they haven't even lived in the same house for over a decade and they've basically been married for tax break purposes for a long time.

[xrodmuc316]

Meltzer answered a question on WO's live broadcast about if Tony Khan would be willing to mentor Stephanie if asked, since he's had more experience running a wrestling company than Stephanie and Meltzer said he believes Tony Khan would be happy to mentor Stephanie if asked.

What advice could Tiny possibly give, ask your daddy for money? Steph already knows that :rofl:

[Sepholio]

Meltzer answered a question on WO's live broadcast about if Tony Khan would be willing to mentor Stephanie if asked, since he's had more experience running a wrestling company than Stephanie and Meltzer said he believes Tony Khan would be happy to mentor Stephanie if asked.

....ok Meltzer is just trolling at this point.

[screech]

Someone told me they haven't even lived in the same house for over a decade and they've basically been married for tax break purposes for a long time.

I 100p believe that.

[Mr. Nerfect]

....ok Meltzer is just trolling at this point.

I believe he is fried enough to believe his own shit on that one. Dude says absolutely ludicrous things when it comes to AEW.

[slik]

John Laurinitus fired from WWE per PWInsider

[IC Champion]

Oh no!

[#1-norm-fan]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Is this simply a result of his part in the scandal or has housecleaning begun??

https://i.imgur.com/9ggxWJ9.gif

[Evil Vito]

Kevin Dunn being next would be excellent. His firing would single-handedly get me to tune into the next Raw just to see if there's no longer a disgusting amount of camera cuts.

[Mr. Nerfect]

What would be disappointing is if there was.

[DAMN iNATOR]

i am talking about news in general, doofus.

Don’t let him get to you Nerfect. He’s always cranky when he wakes up on the wrong side of the underpass.

[ClockShot]

John Laurinitus fired from WWE per PWInsider

If this is start of a purge of all of Vince's "Yes Men", I'm down with it.

If you're gonna get rid of one, gotta get rid of 'em all.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Laurinaitis is probably gone because of the sex scandals. It doesn’t necessarily mean an upheaval of Vince’s guys. But even Vince’s guys might operate differently in the environment now.

[XL]

Yeah. Dunn doesn’t need to go per se. He needs to be “reeled in”. All it should take is Steph/H to heavily suggest he uses less camera cuts and see what happens.

[slik]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah. Dunn doesn’t need to go per se. He needs to be “reeled in”. All it should take is Steph/H to heavily suggest he uses less camera cuts and see what happens.

I don’t know. A guy who thinks that’s been a good idea for this long… Even if he were forced to cut back on that one thing, the fact that he has to be forced after all these years is a big indictment on his vision. Just find someone with a better mind for the job. Someone you can at least just leave alone and trust not to make the audience vomit during your show.

[slik]

This puts the amount known (so far) at just under 20 million in payouts total

[Evil Vito]

Apparently Laurinaitis' phone and e-mail were cut off before he was notified of the firing, which is the same thing that happened to a lot of the furloughed office workers during the early days of COVID.

[Evil Vito]

No word though on if he was sent his personal belongings in a trash bag.

[Blonde Moment]

No word though on if he was sent his personal belongings in a trash bag.

perhaps his bags were delivered by Randy Orton

[Mr. Nerfect]

This puts the amount known (so far) at just under 20 million in payouts total

Yeah, he won’t be back.

[XL]

I don’t know. A guy who thinks that’s been a good idea for this long… Even if he were forced to cut back on that one thing, the fact that he has to be forced after all these years is a big indictment on his vision. Just find someone with a better mind for the job. Someone you can at least just leave alone and trust not to make the audience vomit during your show.

I’d 100% expect for Dunn to be unable to change his ways and get the boot in this scenario but you give the guy the chance. Nobody knows producing WWE like him tbf.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I’d 100% expect for Dunn to be unable to change his ways and get the boot in this scenario but you give the guy the chance. Nobody knows producing WWE like him tbf.

This. He wouldn’t be impossible to replace, but there is sense to keeping him around if he can adapt. A lot of what he is in charge of works really well. It’s just the actual on-air direction that sucks, and there’s no guarantee that didn’t come from Vince.

[RP]

20 million in payments??

That's Alexa Bliss pussy prices!

[xrodmuc316]

Maybe just tell the camera guys to cut this shit off.

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[Mr. Nerfect]

20 million in payments??

That's Alexa Bliss pussy prices!

Who knows, she might be among them?

[Stu Hart]

This bitches fucked for money and then broke their NDA.
they should be named as well..the public has a right to know.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This bitches fucked for money and then broke their NDA.
they should be named as well..the public has a right to know.

Come on, Stu. These women didn’t break their NDAs. WWE are following the paper trail. Let them get their “whore money,” as you would say. But it would be nice to know who they were for research’s sake.

[Destor]

Clearly one broke it

[xrodmuc316]

New reports coming out that the latest $5 million was not for NDAs, but company money Vince gave to Donald Trump's foundation. This was known to be Trump's payments for appearances with WWE. Since he did not personally take payment, and requested a donation be made, it would seem that these payments are that $5 million. Why Vince/WWE didn't include that in their accounting seems to be the issue, but it doesn't seem to be in the same category of Vince banging employees :rofl:

[Sepholio]

Its always fucking Trump

[Mr. Nerfect]

Its always fucking Trump

No, no, no — he paid Trump for appearances, not for fucking.

[#1-norm-fan]

That hasn’t been confirmed.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Clearly one broke it

And by the Destor code of ethics, that would make her worse than any rapist or murderer.

[RP]

What if Vince is the father of Lacey Evans second child?

[#1-norm-fan]

Lacey likes to drink. Not completely impossible.

[Sepholio]

What if McMahons Millions giveaway was really just a cover for getting out more hush money payments without it looking sus on the books and former TPWW poster FourFifty was really sexually assaulted in a back alley behind the Staples Center by Vince and Johnny Ace when the fed was in town for RAW!!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

What if McMahons Millions giveaway was really just a cover for getting out more hush money payments without it looking sus on the books and former TPWW poster FourFifty was really sexually assaulted in a back alley behind the Staples Center by Vince and Johnny Ace when the fed was in town for RAW!!!

That theory makes too much sense for it to not be true. I’m a bit sad FourFifty only got $250k. Maybe he only jerked someone off? Or let them jerk him off?

[Jordan]

WWE lost their polarizing iconic leader Vince and gained the super fan friendly and likeable Triple H as the creative show runner. While AEW's leader has turned out to be the biggest nerd mark in the history of the business.

What flip.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I wouldn’t go as far as calling Triple H likeable, but I see your point. It’s been evident that TK isn’t that bright from the start. It just takes some people a little time to catch up.

[RP]

What if Vince fathered Lacy's baby and fired Andrade so he can put a baby in Charlotte too?

[RaginRonic]

If Vince wanted to kiss Trump's limp dick and get fucked in the ass by it, then he had no business using WWE's company money to get that done.

All he needed to do to make Trump a fag is ask for a $5 handjob behind the Dairy Queen in Hyden, KY....I'm sure that Jim Cornette would've blasted both of them for being there, and harassing the employees.

XD

[#1-norm-fan]

Ronic loves just stopping by, dropping a gem and then disappearing again.

[RaginRonic]

Ronic loves just stopping by, dropping a gem and then disappearing again.

Gotta make those posts count, Norm...give them some meaning. ;)

[RP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-YeNlpXoAUOzyr.jpg

That's the look of a man who's about to have a threesome. Notice the the ladies hands.