RAW June 21,2004

[BCWWF]

One youll soon wish you never had

Remember the old game WWF Warzone, people would challenge you to grudge matches by talking trash, but when Kane did it he just punched at the camera, good times.

[The CyNick]

Bows down to LC bowing down

[Fryza]

*gets ready for code blue Batista poses*

[JeremyTB29]

Wasn't that Kane who was with xpac?.

[Joe Kerr]

http://raw.wwe.com/results/081103/images/evolution.gif

[BCWWF]

Taker was with X Pac :wtf:

I thought we were talking about Kane, my bad

Taker was never really a jobber, but he is the kind of guy that when he isnt used right is horribly unaffective

[The CyNick]

Batista looks like the gayest MFer on the planet (dont tell him I said that though)

[Mayo]

Kanes in like 4 storylines right now... Matt/Kane, Benoit/Kane, Bischoff's Hitman, Kane/HBK... It's like WWE just didnt use him properly before, and now he's being OVERUSED when it comes to storylines and confusion...

:yes:

[BCWWF]

Jericho kind of looks like Christian...I'll fly with this

[Fryza]

Edge is sporting the racist look today.

[RawRocks]

Batista looks like the gayest MFer on the planet (dont tell him I said that though)

:rofl:

[Joe Kerr]

http://yu1003.hp.infoseek.co.jp/y2j.jpg

[BCWWF]

Where is the American Airlines Center?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I love that golden shower in the Evolution entrance.

[The CyNick]

Where is the American Airlines Center?

Dallas?

[RawRocks]

Miami

[BCWWF]

Batista's obliques are big

[Xero]

"Bischoff is obsessed with his uncle, uh, nephew Eugene"

:nono:

[The CyNick]

Miami

that would make more sense

[Joe Kerr]

I love agolden shower




lol


Just playing :p

[RawRocks]

American Airlines Center - Dallas
American Airlines Arena - Miami

[BCWWF]

The Rock isn't afraid of anyone, King

[Joe Kerr]

http://getfback.hp.infoseek.co.jp/wwe/y2j/y2j_16.jpg

[BCWWF]

So this is in Dallas right?

[Anybody Thrilla]

lol


Just playing :p

Damn you Joseph Radical! :mad:

;)

[The CyNick]

"Bischoff is obsessed with his uncle, uh, nephew Eugene"

:nono:

That whole Bischoff-Eugene thing makes zero sense. He cant fire Eugene in part because he'll take heat from his family, but he can publically admit to making eugene's life a living hell on International TV and his family is cool with that? Maybe the Bischoff's are more F'd up than the McMahon's.....wait no, Bischoff has never looked down his daughter's blouse and got a stiffy.

[Xero]

Walls of... Uh, Crabs :shifty:

[The CyNick]

So this is in Dallas right?

No, Miami

[BCWWF]

Jerico with the bulldog :y:

[RawRocks]

Why is it I sense a Triple H vs Rock match at Vengence?

[The CyNick]

*waits for commercial*

[Xero]

Why is it I sense a Triple H vs Rock match at Vengence?
Nah, SummerSlam...

[Mayo]

WTF just happened to Jericho???

I didn't see it

[Joe Kerr]

Is jericho actually fucked up? It looked like Batista was going to continue the match then was like oh shit and backed off and went to his corner.

[Xero]

Clotheslined by Batista... Or in the words of JR... "A SEMI TRUCK!"

[The CyNick]

Why is it I sense a Triple H vs Rock match at Vengence?

Doubtful, they've already said HHH gets the champ. I cant see Kane getting the title, so it looks like we've got HHH-Benoit. If Rock were to do a match, I would think it would be at Summerslam, and judging by RAW tonight, I would think it would be against Randy Orton.

[BCWWF]

new page

[BCWWF]

oops

[Xero]

I didnt see the ref do the "X", but it did look a little odd...

[BCWWF]

Joe Schmo is funny

[The CyNick]

I didnt see the ref do the "X", but it did look a little odd...

The "X" thing has become a work at this point.

[Mayo]

WOW, major props to The King of Bling Bling!

:y:

[V]

jericho better not be injured :(

[Xero]

The "X" thing has become a work at this point.
I know, but they do do it when it happens, dont they? (Ive really stopped believing it when Test did the boot and got "injured" during his feud with Steiner...)

[Face Heely]

Yeah, Xero, I was waiting for the "X", too.

Batista looked ready to continue, and the ref had to pull him off. That's what makes me think it wasn't a work...

[Joe Kerr]

Since Sheltons already injured Jericho better not be.

[JeremyTB29]

Looks like Batista missed with the closeline and hit Jericho in the top of the head.Might be a work but not sure.If it's a work, it looks like they are going to eliminate guys who might of helped Eugene tonight.

[RawRocks]

*Yawns at match*

[Xero]

Shelton's injured? Since when? And how?

[Xero]

Looks like Batista missed with the closeline and hit Jericho in the top of the head.Might be a work but not sure.If it's a work, it looks like they are going to eliminate guys who might of helped Eugene tonight.
Ahh, good point...

[BCWWF]

wait, is Raw not live anymore, or how did they just go to ads and have the same match still going?

[The CyNick]

I know, but they do do it when it happens, dont they? (Ive really stopped believing it when Test did the boot and got "injured" during his feud with Steiner...)

I think they do, but its just that even if they were to do it, we wouldn't know one way or the other if it was a work or legit. But I know what you're saying, they didn't do it, so its likely not real, which obviously now it wasn't.

[Krow]

His head bounced pretty hard against the mat. I saw it hit first before the rest of him, so he's probably got a concussion, stinger at worst.

[Joe Kerr]

Shelton's injured? Since when? And how?
Injured his hand on heat when he slammed it off of garrison Cades Knee brace. I have a thread up on it.

[Azriel]

If it wasn't a work, chances are they probably wouldn't have continued with the match, but knowing the WWE, you can never tell

[BCWWF]

another bull dog

[The CyNick]

Benjamin hurt his hand/wrist at last week's TV tapings and will miss some time.

RAW is still live, only now we get commercials between matches.

[JeremyTB29]

lol@Batista.He missed the over the top rope bump.

[RawRocks]

they have been doing that for the last couple years or so.. it pisses me off when they do it to a main event.

[BCWWF]

that was clearly 3

[Mayo]

Fuck, Batista sucks.

He botched the double clothesline by Edge, and then can't even fall over the ropes. Push someone else besides this guy, he's shit!

[Xero]

Injured his hand on heat when he slammed it off of garrison Cades Knee brace. I have a thread up on it.
Oh, must have missed it, havent been on the forums in a few days...

[Azriel]

pin him orton, you idiot

[BCWWF]

lol@Batista.He missed the over the top rope bump.

Lol @ that

[The CyNick]

sweet

[Face Heely]

Edge's spears look weaker every time... :nono:

[Azriel]

RKO!!!!!!!!!

*marks out*

Where's LC?

[Xero]

Why is it Im grossed out by the little blood on Edge's face, but Im fine with the HBK incident?

[JeremyTB29]

Regal,Jericho&Edge are all pretty much done for the night.Benoit is next.

[Azriel]

Edge's spears look weaker every time... :nono:
Agreed. That spear sucked

[RawRocks]

where is Flair tonight?

[The CyNick]

Enough with this crap

[BCWWF]

If nothing else, these chicks are hott

[Azriel]

Why they have Coach judging this? And who's the girl with him?

[Xero]

Okay, WTF does singing have to do with wrestling, or just flashing your boobs and your butt?

[BCWWF]

"All I want is to make it"

What else would you want, bitch?

[Azriel]

King needs his costume back on.

[The CyNick]

Oh no, politics, King is going to go on a rant and ruin the US for another 4 years

[Loose Cannon]

OH YEAH. TAKE THAT FK'ERS. RK FK'N O

[Azriel]

Now, why do they have the low cards doing this stuff? It would be more important if the higher ups were involved

[Azriel]

*marks out for LC*

[Joe Kerr]

http://home.att.net/~shanehelms/graphics/hurrrosem.jpg

[Xero]

Now, why do they have the low cards doing this stuff? It would be more important if the higher ups were involved
Yeah, how about Bradshaw!?

[The CyNick]

OH YEAH. TAKE THAT FK'ERS. RK FK'N O

Good night for Orton overall, except for the My Pretty Pony revelation, but hey, nobody is judging.

[Azriel]

^:lol: Thats pretty cool

[Xero]

Good night for Orton overall, except for the My Pretty Pony revelation, but hey, nobody is judging.
And the gerbiel :shifty:

[BCWWF]

King needs his costume back on.

Thats what I said, like four pages back

[Azriel]

I missed the Rock promo. Oh well, someone will probably have it up tomorrow on nodq

[The CyNick]

And the gerbiel :shifty:

true, maybe it wasn't such a great night afterall

[BCWWF]

Gangrel is coming back at Great American Bash according to 4wrestling.com

[Azriel]

Probably the staff told him he needs to be more serious.

[The CyNick]

I missed the Rock promo. Oh well, someone will probably have it up tomorrow on nodq

go out of your way to get it, its some good stuff.

[Azriel]

WOOO! Stacy!

[Joe Kerr]

that would be great if Matt was like....uh..What?

[Azriel]

Matt, its not yours you idiot! :lol:

[Xero]

10 bucks says she says no... Or something else will happen...

[Mayo]

No more WWE weddings please! :mad:

[The CyNick]

A marriage angle too, they are trying to make the....

WORST ANGLE IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING

Side Note:

When Stacey said "My lips are sealed", half the boys in the back spit out their protein shakes and said "yeah right"

[Azriel]

She'll probably botch the answer

[JeremyTB29]

I read that Torrie&Stacy are living together in hopes of both making it as an actress in Hollywood.

Adult film stars?

[The CyNick]

Matt, its not yours you idiot! :lol:

In his defense, Matt doesn't watch RAW so he hasn't been able to put 2 and 2 together like we have.

[Face Heely]

I hate this angle so much...Okay, you're pregnant, and neither you nor yor friends can act. We get it. Thank you, now move along so we can watch the retard wrestle.

[Joe Kerr]

http://i.wrestlingdb.com/gallery/WWE-S/20021210/Matt_Hardy2.jpg

[Azriel]

Threesome with Billy? :lol:

[The CyNick]

I read that Torrie&Stacy are living together in hopes of both making it as an actress in Hollywood.

Adult film stars?

They are not good enough at acting

[Xero]

No more WWE weddings please! :mad:
OMG now I see where this is going... Proposel, Wedding, Wedding Interupted, Drive Through Wedding with Kane! It all makes sence now!

Funny, that sounds oddly familiar :shifty:

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.flemart.com/taker.jpg

[Xero]

LMAO!

[BCWWF]

Sorry to be out of the loop again, but is Undertaker the phenom again, or is he still the bike rider?

Also, theres Flair whoever asked

[Xero]

OMG Ric is gonna rape Eugene! NOOOOOO!!

[The CyNick]

Anyone else notice this Euene isn't that bright?

[Face Heely]

Gangrel is coming back at Great American Bash according to 4wrestling.com

Now that I would totally mark out for. I always liked Gangrel. (If only I could believe it.)

Additionally, :eek: at the Undertaker drawing.

[Xero]

Sorry to be out of the loop again, but is Undertaker the phenom again, or is he still the bike rider?
He's a mix... People like to call him Walker: Texas Taker cause its just Biker Taker with a new hat and logo on his pants... Yeah, he's SORTA back to Deadman...

[Azriel]

What you think HHH is gonna get his ass handed to him tonight by Eugene?

[Mayo]

When Stacey said "My lips are sealed", half the boys in the back spit out their protein shakes and said "yeah right"

:rofl:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The CyNick again.

[The CyNick]

Sorry to be out of the loop again, but is Undertaker the phenom again, or is he still the bike rider?

Also, theres Flair whoever asked

He came back at Mania as the Deadman, but he looks like a hybrid of all his character. He's more of a Dead Cowboy at this point.

[RawRocks]

if i see another Birdman Lugz commercial i am going to blow the Spike TV HQs up

[Azriel]

He's Deadman Lite. Half the believability

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.elcybergoth.com/tapelistofdoom/hhh.jpg

[Face Heely]

I predict Trips will win via DQ, after tricking Eugene into using some sort of foreign object. (A long shot, yes, but there's no way we get a clean ending out of this match.)

[Xero]

:lol:

[Azriel]

if i see another Birdman Lugz commercial i am going to blow the Spike TV HQs up
Hey, it's better than the FFX2 commercials.

[JeremyTB29]

He's pretty much the deadman though because he only responds to the urn and is controlled by it.

[The CyNick]

if i see another Birdman Lugz commercial i am going to blow the Spike TV HQs up

We dont get American commericals up here, so we get off, but then I have to deal with Marc Llyod telling me about live events, and he's really annoying, so we all have our problems.

[Joe Kerr]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/superstars/hardy_m/images/01.jpg

[The CyNick]

He's pretty much the deadman though because he only responds to the earn and is controlled by it.


Yeah but now the urn holds the ashes of Clint Eastwood, which gives him cowboy powers

[Xero]

Looks like Matt is all Queer Eyed up...

[Azriel]

Did she happen to also say the baby was yours Matt? :lol:

[JeremyTB29]

omg this segment is going to be brutal.I can see all the fans heading for a Bathroom break.And the ones who don't will be putting headphones on.

[RawRocks]

enter.. Lita





then enter.. Kane

[BCWWF]

I remember watching the Hardy Boyz on WWF Shotgun like six years ago, its surprising how far such a bad gimmick went

[Xero]

This seems all too familiar... Didnt they do this and Matt turned heel? :nono:

[The CyNick]

They should turn this into comedy:

Lita says Matt, I cant marry you, because the child may not be yours. Matt says well then whose is it? She says well I slept with...(and then they show footage of the Royal Rumble)... all of those guys, it could be anyone of them.

[Azriel]

Maybe it is his

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.dory-funk.com/lita-26.JPG

[Xero]

They should turn this into comedy:

Lita says Matt, I cant marry you, because the child may not be yours. Matt says well then whose is it? She says well I slept with...(and then they show footage of the Royal Rumble)... all of those guys, it could be anyone of them.
Followed by clips of the Denver Broncos :lol:

[Azriel]

either that opr she's taken acting lessons

[JeremyTB29]

Kane is going to come out with a baby carriage

[The CyNick]

Followed by clips of the Denver Broncos :lol:

heh heh

[Xero]

Uh oh... Lita's a whore...

[BCWWF]

Kane is the father, lol

[Joe Kerr]

Kane needs to not say Lita real slow.

[The CyNick]

Kane is going to come out with a baby carriage

The baby should start reaching out of her drawers

[Mayo]

Look, its Kane, The Man of 1001 Angles

[BCWWF]

Now thats bad acting

[Azriel]

It's Rosemary's Baby 2: Son of the Hoss

[BCWWF]

At least its better than Billy and Chuck getting married

[Xero]

Are they chanting "F*ck her up"?

[BCWWF]

Lita is like nasty now :wtf:

[JeremyTB29]

Give her the Twist of fate Matt

[Fryza]

Bet Lita gives birth to a disfigured hand.

[Face Heely]

[Opens RAW program ]

"The part of Matt Hardy in tonight's performance will be played by Jeff Hardy; the part of Kane will be played by Lou Ferrigno; and the part of Lita will be played by Moppy."

:wtf:

[Vazz]

Award winning acting...

[Joe Kerr]

They should turn this into comedy:

Lita says Matt, I cant marry you, because the child may not be yours. Matt says well then whose is it? She says well I slept with...(and then they show footage of the Royal Rumble)... all of those guys, it could be anyone of them.
http://www.wrestling-online.com/infocentral/ppvposters/wwfroyalrumble.gif

[The CyNick]

horrible

[Azriel]

That was weird

[BCWWF]

Just imagine Kanes monstrous deformed unit going inside Lita, now thats sick

[RawRocks]

Matt needs to take acting lessons.. that was bad

[Xero]

Lita: Yes... Im the fath... I mean Kane's the Moth...
Matt: WHAT!?
Fan: You see, Lita is a hermaphradite, and Kane, well, he's just a crazy guy...

[Krow]

I've seen better acting in a porno.

Seriously.

[BCWWF]

Again I must ask, how can they go into ads in the middle of a segment like that? Is it not live anymore?


(ALSO, whats that song in The Anchorman promos?)

[The CyNick]

Just imagine Kanes monstrous deformed unit going inside Lita, now thats sick

"lita I swear I used a condom, but I burned a hole right through it, I cant help it"

[Savio]

:lol: Lita bothed marrige.

[Joe Kerr]

All burnt and shriveledJust imagine Kanes monstrous deformed unit going inside Lita, now thats sick

[Xero]

Again I must ask, how can they go into ads in the middle of a segment like that? Is it not live anymore?


(ALSO, whats that song in The Anchorman promos?)
Dunno about the song...

They just do more commercials now... It seems they do them in between long matches mostly, and to "Keep you in suspence"...

[The CyNick]

I've seen better acting in a porno.

Seriously.

Ive seen better acting from Torrie...seriously

[Face Heely]

(ALSO, whats that song in The Anchorman promos?)

Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son

[6to1]

so kane does not know how to use a rubber and i thought it was all burned up in the fire

[The CyNick]

Why did Lita agree to have sex with Kane in the first place?

[Joe Kerr]

Matt: " I knew something was up when she said she was pregnant but we have yet to sleep with each other"

[BCWWF]

A good writer, like myself, would have played out the situation like so:

Matt Hardy goes over and listens to Kane and laughs at the thought of it (Because think about it, it is laughable) and then turns around just to confirm, and then Lita has her head down, and then Matt either punches her or walks away in shame

[Xero]

The Kane mask on the baby would have been a dead giveaway anyway...

[The CyNick]

Sign of a ho #453

"The baby might be yours"

[BCWWF]

Thanks Face Heely


Also, does this sound like rape to anyone else?

[The CyNick]

Matt: " I knew something was up when she said she was pregnant but we have yet to sleep with each other"

hahahahaha

[Mayo]

I've seen better acting in a porno.

Seriously.

And MUCH better looking women.

[Azriel]

Blood test Lita, blood test.

[The CyNick]

Thanks Face Heely


Also, does this sound like rape to anyone else?

Nah, Kane just has strong game

[Xero]

Thanks Face Heely


Also, does this sound like rape to anyone else?
She did it so Kane wouldnt kill Matt basicly...

[BCWWF]

Alright, my brother came home and changed the channel, I guess my night back to wrestling is over :sad:

[The CyNick]

Blood test Lita, blood test.

Wrestlers and blood tests go together like Nathan Jones and 5 star matches

[Xero]

She had the McMahon chin, lol...

[RawRocks]

Next week on Raw...
Maury Povich with the Paternity Test!

[Vega]

Jesus H Christ...425 replies in the topic and Raw isn't even over? Something good must have happened tonight. Anything worth taping? (No spoilers)

[Azriel]

That girl with the afro is ugly. What you thinking Coach?

[Joe Kerr]

Alright, my brother came home and changed the channel, I guess my night back to wrestling is over :sad:




Your going to miss the match of the year :shifty:

[Xero]

The opening... 20 mins of goodness...

[Mayo]

That one girl in the Diva Search, the one that said she was a playboy playmate, i have tons of playmate pics of her, man shes smokin'! :D

[The CyNick]

Jesus H Christ...425 replies in the topic and Raw isn't even over? Something good must have happened tonight. Anything worth taping? (No spoilers)

tape the first half hour, avoid the rest. Most of the conversation is making fun of stuff.

[Xero]

I wish Eugene would just punch Bischoff in the face... Then tear off Hunter's balls and eat them... :shifty:

[Azriel]

Now THAT'S acting.

[Joe Kerr]

eugene is the product of Evolution lol.

[JeremyTB29]

lol@HHH

[Xero]

Wouldnt it be weird if Eugene really DID join Evolution? HUGE swerve...

[Azriel]

Match of the year coming up.

[RawRocks]

I wish Eugene would just punch Bischoff in the face... Then tear off Hunter's balls and eat them... :shifty:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JeremyTB29]

Does HHH even know the Rock was there tonight?.

[Vega]

tape the first half hour, avoid the rest. Most of the conversation is making fun of stuff.

Well, I plan on watching it already. Just wondering if anything is worth taping and re-watching.

[Azriel]

If it did Xero, I would throw up all over my TV, seriously

[The CyNick]

Well, I plan on watching it already. Just wondering if anything is worth taping and re-watching.

The first segment (25 mins or so) is really strong, probably worth watching a few times.

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.info-lutte.com/news/photos/oldtaker.jpg


Remember this?

[Azriel]

Can't believe I'm missing the 2nd part of Salem's Lot for this :lol: Ah well, I'll see it again

[Xero]

I could imagin Eugene's new music in Evolution...

TIME TO PLAY THE GAMES!

It's all about the games, like Candy Land...
It's all about the games, and how you defeat them!

etc etc...

[Azriel]

What the hell? :lol:

[Xero]

http://www.info-lutte.com/news/photos/oldtaker.jpg


Remember this?
What the F*CK is that!?

[Azriel]

I dont think Rock's showing up.

[Joe Kerr]

here we go..

[Joe Kerr]

What the F*CK is that!?



taker from Royal Rumble....94 I think

[Azriel]

Match of the year I tell you. 5 star match.

[Xero]

Wait, its 10:49... Theres usually atleast a 5 minuite overrun... ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS IS GOING TO BE 15 MINUITES!?

[Joe Kerr]

I dont think Rock's showing up.


In the match or on the show????

[Azriel]

One commercial break most likely

[Xero]

Trips has a cut over his nose... Nose job?

[Azriel]

In the match.

[Xero]

Has he EVER shook someones hand in a match?

[Vazz]

LMAO @ Eugene overpowering hhh

[Xero]

LMAO! Hogan!

[Azriel]

Gotta love Eugene. :lol:

[Xero]

LMAO!!! Eugene is Superman!

[Azriel]

Flair's having a seizure :lol:

[Vazz]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Flair rules...

[Mayo]

Flair is such a joker!

Takes off his jacket and gets so pissed off, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Xero]

My god, Trips is selling like theres no tomorrow... He's faking it...

[Joe Kerr]

I really have no clue who is going to win. It can go so many ways.

[Azriel]

You got to respect Eugene and the WWE trying to bring back more classic wrestling with this character

[Vazz]

Damn commercials every main event! :mad: :rant: :foc:

[Azriel]

Told ya.

[Savio]

or 2 ways

[RawRocks]

Damn commercials every main event! :mad: :rant: :foc:
whats new? :nono:

[Savio]

They never did it until they bought WCW

[Azriel]

Trips'll probably win.

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.eyeofthewarp.com/twobeans/images/art/mpphhh.jpg

[Azriel]

GO EUGENE GO!

[Azriel]

Joey, what the hell is that?

[Gerard]

http://www.eyeofthewarp.com/twobeans/images/art/mpphhh.jpg



.............................

[Xero]

Its the Quad all over again...

[Savio]

Eugene will win definatly.

[Vazz]

lmao
HHH: SHIT!
HHH: Eugene u hurt my arm!

[Xero]

He's gonna Hulk up and kick Trips' ass... That would kick ass...

[Azriel]

where's Hebner?

[Joe Kerr]

Joey, what the hell is that?



HHH versus My pretty pony



pony jobbed :(

[Azriel]

well so far, this match isnt sucking.

[Xero]

I see this: Kick, Set-up for the Pedigree, IF YA SMELLLL!

[Azriel]

Oh, okay :wtf:

[Xero]

OMG... LOL

[Azriel]

Here we go.

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.thenorthwest.com/image_wwe/10749.gif

[Xero]

OMG! LMAO!

[Azriel]

Its certainly entertaining.

[Joe Kerr]

since when Does HHH take orders?