June CAPTION OF THE MONTH

[Corkscrewed]

Looking at previous contests, I've noticed that most of the votes are done pretty quickly, therefore you will only have five days to vote this time instead of the usual ten. Following this will be the Qualifying Round for Caption of the Year; rules for that will be explained later.


Anyway, on with this month's candidates.

c4g2:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/060304/images/main.jpg
Heyman: *speaks to speaker* 1 small pepperoni, please...
Speaker: Mumble mumble telling mumble already mumble...
Heyman: Come again?
*taps the screen*
Speaker: I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.

loopydate:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/060704/images/11.jpg
EDGE: Hmm... Maybe if I allowed people to know more, they might actually know me instead of just thinking they know me...

Mayo:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/060704/images/03.jpg
Now the answer to the long pondered question "What happens when The Hulk has an orgasm?".

Always450:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061004/images/08.jpg
Bradshaw botches eating.

Corkscrewed:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061004/images/08.jpg
At the time of his despicable actions in Munich, Bradshaw could never have anticipated the fury of Jewish Romaine Lettuce everywhere.

Nowhere Man:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/badblood/images/22.jpg
In retrospect, both men should have realized it was a bad idea to have shoot match with Jericho.

loopydate:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/badblood/images/21.jpg
P.A.: This is not a drill! The bottom has fallen out of the cage! Sean O'Haire is loose! Repeat, Sean O'Haire is loose!

Back Stabbed:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/10.jpg
Lita: Lets see - Means no baby. + means baby. = means hand.

Innovator:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061704/images/11.jpg
Rey: STOP!
*Rey stops in mid-air*
Rey:....Hammer time!

Edge:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061704/images/08.jpg
Spike: Kenzo, I have something to tell you
Kenzo: Mysterio?
SPike: I have been sleeping with your wife
Kenzo: MYSTERIO !!!!!
Spike: Honestly, can you stop with the MYSTERIO please
Kenzo: Mysterio?

Coldwaver:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/11.jpg
Gimme back the last five commandments, you bastard!!!

gonMad00:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/31.jpg
Mordecai: Pull my finger,Sean.
O'Haire: I'm not telling you any-
Mordecai: I didn't ask for a psalm! Pull it!

Raising Kane:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/50.jpg
I wonder what this lever does... oh shit.
*whistles as he walks away*

Always450:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/39.jpg
Belty:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Corkscrewed:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/062804/images/14.jpg
Eugene demonstrates his "Brock Lesnar meeting a homosexual internet geek" impression.

[OssMan]

tie between Innovator and the two Loopydate ones.

[Loose Cannon]

Nowhere Man "Shoot Fight"

[Corkscrewed]

I almost forgot about Innovator's too. Good thing I double checked! :D

loopy's cage thing was priceless, so that's what got my vote. A lot of great contenders though.

[Loose Cannon]

My Sean O'Haire cage gag will never die. :p

[Corkscrewed]

Yes, it is one of the all time classics, along with Lammy's Rhyno crazy glue, Steven Richard's invisibility, and Chris Benoit levitating people.

[Tornado]

Loopy's Edge caption gets my vote....:y:

[Corkscrewed]

Wow! 6-way tie!!! :shifty:

And I actually got votes... almost immediately... this time! :eek:

[Loose Cannon]

told ya the "Brock" one would work

[Corkscrewed]

Haha. :D

You like how I have every other reply so far?

[Gone Mad]

I thought Cork's "Eugene's Brock impression" was hilarious.

I read the recent Brock interview and to then read that cap, I never laughed so hard at a cap before.

[Savio]

Damn it I keep coming in second!

Remember vote for me and you'll get a good report

[LK]

I am going to go with loopydate's sean o'haire caption

[Ferocious]

I also went with the Sean O'Haire is loose one.

[Chuck Jones]

Edge caption gets my vote

[Disturbed316]

O'Haire is Loose

[The Naitch]

O'Haire is loose

[The Naitch]

Lita's pregnancy one was a close second

[Corkscrewed]

Wow, loopy is demolishing the competition right now. It might finally be his month! :D

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>Nowhere Man's shoot fight... Damn close... If I could vote for everyone once, then I would... but that would take out the whole point of having a poll.

[Jonster]

tie between Innovator and the two Loopydate ones.Loopy's Edge caption gets my vote....:y:
But possibly only because I came across it first, thus making me laugh more.

[Nowhere Man]

Voted for myself, because one of these days, I am going to win the damn CotM competition for once!

(although I thought "Bradshaw Botches Eating" was funnier)

[Batsu]

Innovator and Corkscrewed...

Corkscrewed's because of Eugene's face in that picture...

[c4g2]

I shamelessly voted for myself. :D

[loopydate]

Do the bumpty bump

[natureboycv]

<font color=8307ff><b>I chose the "Bradshaw botches eating one", that one was pretty funny. :cool:</font></b>

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

Aw, I've been snubbed.

[Sensei Of Mattitude]

BACKSTABBED! BACKSTABBED! BACKSTABBED!


= means hand

HAHAHAHAHAHAH Absolutely Classic.

[Mayo]

Tough to decide between Nowhere Man, loopy, and Raising Kane... but I went with the man without a home.

Great stuff everyone! :p

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>WOO-HOO! POOR BELTY IS IN THE TOP 5!!!
And <font size=1>(want a good rep?) </font size> I'm sooooo happy <font size=1> (vote for belty!)</font size> that I'm up there!

[Corkscrewed]

Close race! It's neck and neck between me and loopy for the lead right now, though I think he'll pull it out. Loopy definitely deserves this one, as his caption was just absolutely classic. Always450 has pulled into a tie for 4th place (remember that top four usually advances, though it may be top five this time). Some good stuff, though I think the voting count is a little lower... It's Independence Day weekend guys! Show off your patriotism by voting!!! :D (if you're British or non-American... vote anyway)

:D

[FourFifty]

I'm drunk... Happy g4th og July.

[Innovator]

4 votes! WOOOOOOOOOO!

[Corkscrewed]

Darn, loopy jumped two more votes ahead of me to take a three vote lead. Don't blow it this time, loopy! :D Of course, you're Detroit and I'm LA, and the last time those two met, it wasn't that pretty for my side. ;)

[Azriel]

Loopy's O'Haire getting loose was just too priceless, although Cork had some good ones too. Even though he's gone, Sean O'Haire still remains in our hearts and in our captions.

[Edge]

My one sucks.

[Corkscrewed]

Only a few hours left, and unless I mount a furious comeback, loopy is going to win his first (and much deserved) Caption of the Month!

Now the real race is for 4th place. If it's a tie, five captions advance instead of the usual four.

[c4g2]

<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=4 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY id=collapseobj_usercp_reputation><TR><TD class=alt1Active id=p441814 width="50%">June CAPTION OF THE MONTH (http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=441814#post441814)</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>07-07-2004 09:27 AM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>The Naitch (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=543)</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">you suck</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Funny Naitch did that when I posted that I would vote for myself. :D

[Savio]

Vote for me people please!

[Blue Demon]

Bradshaw Botches eating

[Corkscrewed]

WOW. A late surge by Savior pulls him into third place, completely dropping Nowhere Man's "Jericho Shoot Fight" out of contention! Meanwhile, fourth place is a tie between "Bradshaw Botches Eating" and "They Think They Know Me"

So basically, loopydate dominated this round, winning the thing and having his other caption qualify. Had his caption votes been combined, it would have been a landslide.

So congrats to loopydate's first CotM. We have yet to have a repeat so far this year, to my recollection, which is a testimony to the quality captioneers we have here at the site.

Stay tuned for Caption of the Year Qualifying!