June CAPTION OF THE MONTH

**Corkscrewed** · 07-02-2004, 03:18 PM

Looking at previous contests, I've noticed that most of the votes are done pretty quickly, therefore you will only have five days to vote this time instead of the usual ten. Following this will be the Qualifying Round for Caption of the Year; rules for that will be explained later.

Anyway, on with this month's candidates.

c4g2:

Heyman: *speaks to speaker* 1 small pepperoni, please...
Speaker: Mumble mumble telling mumble already mumble...
Heyman: Come again?
*taps the screen*
Speaker: I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.

loopydate:

EDGE: Hmm... Maybe if I allowed people to know more, they might actually know me instead of just thinking they know me...

Mayo:

Now the answer to the long pondered question "What happens when The Hulk has an orgasm?".

Always450:

Bradshaw botches eating.

Corkscrewed:

At the time of his despicable actions in Munich, Bradshaw could never have anticipated the fury of Jewish Romaine Lettuce everywhere.

Nowhere Man:

In retrospect, both men should have realized it was a bad idea to have shoot match with Jericho.

loopydate:

P.A.: This is not a drill! The bottom has fallen out of the cage! Sean O'Haire is loose! Repeat, Sean O'Haire is loose!

Back Stabbed:

Lita: Lets see - Means no baby. + means baby. = means hand.

Innovator:

Rey: STOP!
*Rey stops in mid-air*
Rey:....Hammer time!

Edge:

Spike: Kenzo, I have something to tell you
Kenzo: Mysterio?
SPike: I have been sleeping with your wife
Kenzo: MYSTERIO !!!!!
Spike: Honestly, can you stop with the MYSTERIO please
Kenzo: Mysterio?

Coldwaver:

Gimme back the last five commandments, you bastard!!!

gonMad00:

Mordecai: Pull my finger,Sean.
O'Haire: I'm not telling you any-
Mordecai: I didn't ask for a psalm! Pull it!

Raising Kane:

I wonder what this lever does... oh shit.
*whistles as he walks away*

Always450:

Belty:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Corkscrewed:

Eugene demonstrates his "Brock Lesnar meeting a homosexual internet geek" impression.

View Poll Results: Choose the best caption in June.
c4g2: "Sean O'Hare Fast Food Window"	2	2.82%
loopydate: "They Think They Know Me"	7	9.86%
Mayo: "Hulk's Orgasm"	0	0%
Always450: "Bradshaw Botches Eating"	7	9.86%
Corkscrewed: "Revenge of the Jewish Lettuce"	1	1.41%
Nowhere Man: "Jericho Shoot Fight"	6	8.45%
loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Is Loose!"	14	19.72%
Back Stabbed: "Lita Pregnancy Test"	8	11.27%
Innovator: "Rey's Hammer Time"	5	7.04%
Edge: "Mysterio?!"	0	0%
Coldwaver: "The Last Five Commandments"	4	5.63%
gonMad00: "Pull My Finger"	0	0%
Raising Kane: "The Lever"	1	1.41%
Always450: "Poor Belty"	5	7.04%
Corkscrewed: "Eugene's Lesnar Impression"	11	15.49%
Voters: 71. You must log in or register to vote on this poll.

07-02-2004, 03:18 PM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	June CAPTION OF THE MONTH Looking at previous contests, I've noticed that most of the votes are done pretty quickly, therefore you will only have five days to vote this time instead of the usual ten. Following this will be the Qualifying Round for Caption of the Year; rules for that will be explained later. Anyway, on with this month's candidates. c4g2: Heyman: speaks to speaker 1 small pepperoni, please... Speaker: Mumble mumble telling mumble already mumble... Heyman: Come again? taps the screen Speaker: I'm not telling you anything you don't already know. loopydate: EDGE: Hmm... Maybe if I allowed people to know more, they might actually know me instead of just thinking they know me... Mayo: Now the answer to the long pondered question "What happens when The Hulk has an orgasm?". Always450: Bradshaw botches eating. Corkscrewed: At the time of his despicable actions in Munich, Bradshaw could never have anticipated the fury of Jewish Romaine Lettuce everywhere. Nowhere Man: In retrospect, both men should have realized it was a bad idea to have shoot match with Jericho. loopydate: P.A.: This is not a drill! The bottom has fallen out of the cage! Sean O'Haire is loose! Repeat, Sean O'Haire is loose! Back Stabbed: Lita: Lets see - Means no baby. + means baby. = means hand. Innovator: Rey: STOP! Rey stops in mid-air Rey:....Hammer time! Edge: Spike: Kenzo, I have something to tell you Kenzo: Mysterio? SPike: I have been sleeping with your wife Kenzo: MYSTERIO !!!!! Spike: Honestly, can you stop with the MYSTERIO please Kenzo: Mysterio? Coldwaver: Gimme back the last five commandments, you bastard!!! gonMad00: Mordecai: Pull my finger,Sean. O'Haire: I'm not telling you any- Mordecai: I didn't ask for a psalm! Pull it! Raising Kane: I wonder what this lever does... oh shit. whistles as he walks away Always450: Belty:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Corkscrewed: Eugene demonstrates his "Brock Lesnar meeting a homosexual internet geek" impression.