Caption of the Year Qualifying (Jan. - Jun.)

[Corkscrewed]

Okay, here's the deal. Having chosen the top finishers in the six Caption of the Month votes we've had, I have selected 26 captions that have placed into this qualifying round. However, not all of them will make it to the Caption of the Year tournament. 16 captions will be cut.

Now, in this poll, you, the people, are to choose what you feel are the ten best captions of this batch. When voting ends in exactly one week, the ten captions with the most votes will advance to the next round. The rest will receive a consolation prize consisting of Evolution Kool Aid, some cream filling, Rhyno Crazy glue, a personal golden box, and a Lita Pregnancy Kit.

If there is a tie for 10th place, the tie breaker rules go as follows:
1. Among the captions, if one caption is a CotM winner and the other is not, the CotM winner receives precedence and advances.
2. If a tie persists, among the captions, the one that received the most votes during CotM voting will advance.
3. If a tie is still present, among the captions, the one that received the highest PERCENTAGE of votes will advance.
4. If the captions are still tied, the caption that ranked the highest in its own CotM voting will advance.
5. If it's still a tie, a three day playoff will be set to determine the last caption(s). This would basically be a head to head "choose the best one(s)" vote.

Should the ties consist of more than two captions, the tiebreaker formula remains, and captions are eliminated until one remains (two if they are tied for 9th, three if tied for 8th, four if tied for 7th, etc...).

So without further ado, I present to you the candidates. Remember, choose the top ten.

Loopydate:
http://www.wwesmackdown.com/results/010804/images/18.jpg
After botching a move, Chavo had to go to the "Time Out Chair."

http://www.wweraw.com/results/012604/images/20.jpg
Rico does his "Vince McMahon watching a hoss match" impression.

Corkscrewed:
http://www.wwesmackdown.com/results/010804/images/33.jpg
Holly: "Stupid. Chair. Dammit... Easy-Fold my ass!"

Loose Cannon:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/012904/images/04.jpg
Kurt, "Wow, what's this golden box"
Heyman, "Well that's where Vince keeps his buried gimmicks. Go ahead Dawn, open her up."
Voice from Box, "I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."

Mr. Monday Morning:
http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg
"So then Jesus rides into Nazareth on a donkey, and this woman shouts 'Nice ass!', and...what?"

Kane Knight:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg
Thanks to Affirmative Action, the WWE was forced to create the WWE "illegal immigrant" title.

Nowhere Man:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021204/images/21.jpg
Show does his world-famous impression of the entire Jackson family, complete with Michael's crotch grabbing, Janet's nipple slipping, and Tito's wondering-where-the-hell-his-career-went.

ColdwaVer:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/022304/images/30.jpg
Failing proctology, Lesnar becomes WWE's "naptime enforcer."

Nowhere Man:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/030104/images/16.jpg
HBK: Look, Bret, I know you're probably still upset about the whole--
Benoit: My name's not Bret. It's Chris.
HBK: Oh! Well, I like the new hair color! Looks better than when I beat you last year!
Benoit: Wrong Chris.
HBK: Jeez, how many of you guys are there?!

Rock Bottom:
http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/55.jpg
Benoit: TAP OUT TRIPLE H!
Triple H: NEVER! Why in the HELL would I job the gold to you cleanly at Mania and sell that weak move!? I AM THE GAME!
Benoit: Look Triple H. A spider on the mat right under your right hand!
Triple H: OMG KILL IT! KILL IT! I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS! (Pounding the mat profusely)

loopydate:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg
STEVE: You wouldn't happen to know where the Divas' locker room is, would you?
SHELTON: Down the hall to the left. Why?
STEVE: No reason. *Cracks knuckles* I'll be back in a minute.

Sascha:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/14.jpg
You mean there's a whole OTHER roster to be buried???

PorkSoda:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/16.jpg
Bradshaw: And there he was just above my chambored door, he squealed at me like nothing more, he took my boozm's to the bedroom floor, and whacked about on my door. Who was this on my bedroom floor, smacking me like a chambored door? I reached the door, hoping for a glore, it was just Stephanie, poking on my chambored door like a 2 cent baby whore! Quote the Bradshaw, nevermore!

Fryza:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040804/images/03.jpg
Scotty: IT'S MORPHING TIME!

Savior:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/15.jpg
JR: ROCK BOTTOM!

Rock Bottom:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/042604/images/05.jpg
Triple H: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CRAP. Unbelievable. How DARE you have leaves greener than my face.
Tree: ...
Triple H: Look at me when I'm talking to you, you jobbing piece of shit.

loopydate:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/042604/images/01.jpg
GAIL: As the future World Women's Champion, I encourage you from time to time - and always in a respectful manner - to critique my matches. If you're unconvinced that a particular move I've used is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up the fact that I'm a Canadian being announced as "from Korea" as a negative is - I collect your ****ing arm. Just like this ****er here. Now, if any of you botchtastic bitches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE ****ING TIME! I didn't think so.

Kane Knight:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/12.jpg
"OH MY GOD! IT VIBRATES!"

Savior:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/20.jpg
HHH: I wanna go out there!
Orton: No Hunter you must stay in the back, There's a hurricane coming through.

loopydate:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/050604/images/18.jpg
VOICE: I'm... not... telling... you... anything... you... didn't... already... know!

Nowhere Man:
http://judgmentday.wwe.com/matches/post_jday/images/08.jpg
YOU.....SHALL NOT.....PASSSS!!!!!

loopydate:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/badblood/images/21.jpg
P.A.: This is not a drill! The bottom has fallen out of the cage! Sean O'Haire is loose! Repeat, Sean O'Haire is loose!

Corkscrewed:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/062804/images/14.jpg
Eugene demonstrates his "Brock Lesnar meeting a homosexual internet geek" impression.

Back Stabbed:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/10.jpg
Lita: Lets see - Means no baby. + means baby. = means hand.

loopydate:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/060704/images/11.jpg
EDGE: Hmm... Maybe if I allowed people to know more, they might actually know me instead of just thinking they know me...

Always450:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061004/images/08.jpg
Bradshaw botches eating.

[Savio]

Poll?

[Corkscrewed]

Crap, there's no limit on how many you can choose, but I'd really appreciate it if you choose ten and that was it. No more, no less. On your honor, please. In fact, go ahead and list which ten you voted for so I can confirm the votes match up.

THIS IS ON YOUR HONOR. PLEASE HAVE SOME DIGNITY AND DON'T TRY TO CHEAT OR ANYTHING.

Thanks!

[Savio]

I'd Rather take my 10 choices and put them all on one of mine can I do that?

[Corkscrewed]

No. Sorry.

[Corkscrewed]

Also, I voted for:

- loopydate: "Time Out Chair"
- Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
- Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
- Mr. Monday Morning: "Nice Ass!"
- loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"
- Fryza: "It's Morphing Time!"
- Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
- Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
- Savior: "You Must Stay in the Back"
- loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"

[LK]

Back Stabbed: "Lita Pregnancy Test"
Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
Savior: "ROCK BOTTOM!"
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"

[Savio]

I'm not going to vote until the end. JTLYAK.

[parkmania]

I voted for:

E-Z Fold Chair
The Golden Box
A Whole OTHER roster?
It's Morphing Time!
It Vibrates?!?
Mordecai=Gandalf

[DaveWadding]

I voted for 10, on my honor.

[Fryza]

Okay, I voted for:

- "Easy-fold Chair"
- "Illegal Immigrant Title"
- "Women's Locker Room"
- "A whole OTHER Roster?"
- "Quoth the Bradshaw, Nevermore"
- "It's Morphing Time!"
- "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
- "It Vibrates?!"
- "The Hand of O'Haire"
- "Mordecai = Gandalf"
- "Eugene's Lesnar Impression"

[Corkscrewed]

I voted for:

E-Z Fold Chair
The Golden Box
A Whole OTHER roster?
It's Morphing Time!
It Vibrates?!?
Mordecai=Gandalf

Way to count to ten.

[Fryza]

Wait, we could only vote for ten?

[V]

i voted for

Loose Cannon: golden box
Nowhere man: Wrong Chris
Rock bottom: spider tap out
Sascha: a whole OTHER roster
Fryza: it's morphing time
Savior: ROCK BOTTOM
Rock bottom: HHH holds down a tree
loopydate: Hand of O'haire
loopydate: Searn O'haire escapes
loopydate: they think they know me

[loopydate]

I voted for six of mine (all except the "Hoss match" one. I liked it at the time, but it hasn't aged well), plus Easy-Fold Chair, "It vibrates," "You shall not pass," and "= means hand."

[parkmania]

Way to count to ten.

Not to be rude, but I only voted for the ones that I felt were head and shoulders above the others.

[MVP]

Time Out Chair
Illegal Immigrant Title
WRONG CHRIS!!!
Spider Tap Out
Women's Locker Room
ROCK BOTTOM
You Must Stay in the Back
Sean O'Haire Escpaes
Lita Pregnancy Test
Bradshaw Botches Eating

[Tornado]

loopydate: "Time Out Chair"
Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
Mr. Monday Morning: "Nice Ass!"
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
loopydate: "Gail-Ren Ishii"
loopydate: "Hand of O'Haire"
Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"

[Mayo]

loopydate: "Vince Watching a Hoss Match Impression"
Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
Mr. Monday Morning: "Nice Ass!"
Nowhere Man: "WRONG CHRIS!!!"
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
loopydate: "Gail-Ren Ishii"
Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"

[Corkscrewed]

Not to be rude, but I only voted for the ones that I felt were head and shoulders above the others.

It's cool. I was just playing anywa (as the smiley above my post indicated). I'd just prefer everyone votes for ten so that we have an equal share... but it shouldn't really affect anything. The main thing is to prevent cheating, and voting less than the maximum doesn't hurt anything. Well, except for the chances of the four you didn't vote for... :p

Anyway, continue on please. :)

[Savio]

Whats the top 10 cork?

[Corkscrewed]

Also, as of July 7, 2004, 4:23 PST, the top ten are:

1. loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
2. Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
3. Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
3. Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
5. loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"
5. Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!"
7. Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
7. Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
9. Fryza: "It's Morphing Time
9. loopydate: "Hand of O'Haire"
================
9. loopydate: "Time Out Chair"
9. Nowhere Man: "Wrong Chris!"
9. Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
9. Savior: "Rock Bottom!"

*Note that the cut off is arbitrary at this point, just indicating ten spots. If this were to be the final tally, two of the six would make it into the final round, based first on their CotM totals and if necessary a head to head vote.


(in case you're too lazy to figure it out yourself :D)

[Corkscrewed]

That's kinda eerie, I started compiling that list before you posted that question, Savior.

[Savio]

dododododododo[/twilight zone]
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PS Rock bottom would make the cut remember it had 26.

[Savio]

Voted....Oops I meant to give a pitty vote to the big show one.

[Raising Kane]

loopydate: "Vince Watching a Hoss Match Impression"
Mr. Monday Morning: "Nice Ass!"
Nowhere Man: "WRONG CHRIS!!!"
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
Corkscrewed: "Eugene's Lesnar Impression"
Back Stabbed: "Lita Pregnancy Test"
loopydate: "They Think They Know Me"

I think those are the ones I voted for. :mad: making me remember that.

[Savio]

Now whats the standings corky? We need to know!

[PorkSoda]

"I'm not telling you anything you already dont know"

I don't get it, can someone please explain that to me?

[Savio]

Top 10 in order:
loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"
Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
Fryza: "It's Morphing Time!"
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>loopydate: "Vince Watching a Hoss Match Impression"
Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
Kane Knight: "WWE Illegal Immigrant Title"
Nowhere Man: "WRONG CHRIS!!!"
Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
Fryza: "It's Morphing Time!"
Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
Savior: "You Must Stay in the Back"
Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
Back Stabbed: "Lita Pregnancy Test"</font>

[Fryza]

How'd I gain all those votes? I was just at like five..

[loopydate]

"I'm not telling you anything you already dont know"

I don't get it, can someone please explain that to me?
It was Sean O'Haire's catchphrase during his "Devil's Advocate" gimmick. The gimmick debuted to a very warm response from fans (both "mark" and Internet alike), but shortly thereafter Mr. O'Haire disappeared from WWE entirely. Within months, he'd been totally buried and released.

Hence, the running joke about O'Haire being

1) Trapped inside the Golden Box of Buried Gimmicks
2) Literally buried alive
3) Being trapped in a cage above the ring (and subsequently escaping)

and so on and so on.

Hope that helps.

[Mayo]

"I'm not telling you anything you already dont know"

I don't get it, can someone please explain that to me?

Sean O'Haire's old catchphrase.

[ColdwaVer]

It was Sean O'Haire's catchphrase during his "Devil's Advocate" gimmick. The gimmick debuted to a very warm response from fans (both "mark" and Internet alike), but shortly thereafter Mr. O'Haire disappeared from WWE entirely. Within months, he'd been totally buried and released.

You're forgetting one thing: the gimmick was basically abandoned when O'Haire became Roddy Piper's sidekick. Which wasn't bad for him (he did score a count-out victory over Hogan) but O'Haire's real de-push dates from the day Piper's most recent run ended.

[Gone Mad]

PorkSoda: "Quote the Bradshaw, Nevermore!"
Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
Mr. Monday Morning: "Nice Ass!"
Always450: "Bradshaw Botches Eating"
loopydate: "Vince Watching a Hoss Match Impression"
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
Savior: "ROCK BOTTOM!" and "You Must Stay in the Back"
Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair" and Corkscrewed: "Eugene's Lesnar Impression"

[Tiken]

Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
Kane Knight: "WWE Illegal Immigrant Title"
Nowhere Man: "WRONG CHRIS!!!"
Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"

[Corkscrewed]

Top 10 as of 9:42 PM (PST) on 7/7/2004

1. Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
1. Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
1. loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
4. Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
4. Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
6. Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
7. Nowhere Man: "WRONG CHRIS!!!"
7. Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
7. Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
10. Fryza: "It's Morphing Time!"
===========
10. loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"


Fryza holds the tiebreaker, having been CotM.

Also, please note that I'm modifying the tiebreaker rules right now.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>-loopydate: "Time Out Chair"
-Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
-Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
-Kane Knight: "WWE Illegal Immigrant Title"
-Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
-Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
-Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
-loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
-Back Stabbed: "Lita Pregnancy Test"
-Always450: "Bradshaw Botches Eating"</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! :mad:

I was going to plug in my votes, and I fuckin' clicked on the first caption and accidentally submitted it, so I only voted for one caption.</font> :'(

[Savio]

No! one of those vote were for me!

[Hired Hitman]

Big Show does the Jacksons, that one will win the caption of the year so far (IMO)

[Rock Bottom]

loopydate: "Vince Watching a Hoss Match Impression"
Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
Kane Knight: "WWE Illegal Immigrant Title"
ColdwaVer: "Naptime Enforcer
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
Fryza: "It's Morphing Time!"
Savior: "ROCK BOTTOM!"
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"

Those are my ten. I'm partial to the ones I saw when I was still captioning. :D I'll be captioning again soon though. Looking at some of these cracks me up. Good times.

[PorkSoda]

It was Sean O'Haire's catchphrase during his "Devil's Advocate" gimmick. The gimmick debuted to a very warm response from fans (both "mark" and Internet alike), but shortly thereafter Mr. O'Haire disappeared from WWE entirely. Within months, he'd been totally buried and released.

Hence, the running joke about O'Haire being

1) Trapped inside the Golden Box of Buried Gimmicks
2) Literally buried alive
3) Being trapped in a cage above the ring (and subsequently escaping)

and so on and so on.

Hope that helps.

Thank you so much. Except....I don't remember hearing O'Haire saying that :nono: But I do remember seeing him at one time on Smackdown confronting several wrestlers and reciting them some poetry or something....that was it, right?

[Corkscrewed]

It wasn't poetry, but like when he told Spanky to streak, he ended his little speech with his catchphrase.

Also, if it's possible, could this get pinned? If not, oh well.

[Savio]

whats the standings corky?

[Corkscrewed]

Are you stalking me?

[Corkscrewed]

As of 7/8/2004, 9:20 AM (PST)

1. Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
1. Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
3. Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
3. loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
5. Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
6. Nowhere Man: "WRONG CHRIS!!!"
6. Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
8. Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
9. Fryza: "It's Morphing Time!"
9. Savior: "ROCK BOTTOM!"
======================
9. Kane Knight: "WWE Illegal Immigrant Title"
9. Back Stabbed: "Lita Pregnancy Test"

Fryza and Savior hold tiebreakers.

[Savio]

Are you stalking me?
kind of :wave:

[Corkscrewed]

:eek:

[Savio]

Is it still the same corky? Update us every hour.....Welcome to our newest member, DrewCarey :wtf: :nono:

[natureboycv]

loopydate: "Time Out Chair"
Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
Nowhere Man: "Big Show Does the Jacksons"
loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"
Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
Savior: "You Must Stay in the Back"
loopydate: "They Think They Know Me"
Always450: "Bradshaw Botches Eating"

[Corkscrewed]

OMG DREW CAREY IS REALLY HERE IT'S DREW CAREY AND HES A BIG WRESTLING FAN AND MAYBE HE CAN HANG OUT WITH LOUIE ANDERSON AND AL WILSON BAWGAWDBBQSAUCESTUUNERPEDIGREEAUSTINROCKBOTTOM!!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

Loose Cannon's Golden Box was pretty funny. :y:

[Face Heely]

loopydate: "Time Out Chair"
Mr. Monday Morning: "Nice Ass!"
Nowhere Man: "Big Show Does the Jacksons"
ColdwaVer: "Naptime Enforcer
loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
loopydate: "Hand of O'Haire"
Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
loopydate: "They Think They Know Me"

I'm pretty sure that's ten.

[Savio]

OMG DREW CAREY IS REALLY HERE IT'S DREW CAREY AND HES A BIG WRESTLING FAN AND MAYBE HE CAN HANG OUT WITH LOUIE ANDERSON AND AL WILSON BAWGAWDBBQSAUCESTUUNERPEDIGREEAUSTINROCKBOTTOM!!!!!!
I know what your up to corky...

[Savio]

Is it still the same corky? Update us every hour

[Corkscrewed]

LC is trying to get the most votes here just like the wrestling mod vote, but not if RB has anything to say about it!

[Corkscrewed]

Voting seems to have died down a bit... we still need your voice though! :D

As of 7/9/2004, at 9:51 AM PST:

1. Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
1. Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
3. Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
3. Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
3. loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
6. Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
7. Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
7. Savior: "ROCK BOTTOM!"
9. Nowhere Man: "WRONG CHRIS!!!"
9. Back Stabbed: "Lita Pregnancy Test"

We have a solid ten for the first time. loopy's "Lockerroom" joke and Savior's "Stay in the Back" gag are tried for 11th.

[loopydate]

As of 6:40ish PM EDT on July 10...

1) "The Golden Box" by Loose Cannon - 23
2) "Spider Tap Out" by Rock Bottom - 23
3) "It Vibrates" by Kane Knight - 21
4) "Sean O'Haire Escapes" by loopydate - 21
5) "A Whole Other Roster" by Sascha - 21
6) "Rock Bottom" by Savior - 19
7) "Triple H Holds Down A Tree" by Rock Bottom - 19
8) "Easy-Fold Chair" by Corkscrewed - 18
9) "Lita Pregnancy Test" by Backstabbed - 18
10) "Women's Locker Room" by loopydate - 17
11) "You Must Stay In The Back" by Savior - 17
12) "Wrong Chris" by Nowhere Man - 17

Oh, and...bump.

[Nowhere Man]

Damn, looks like none of mine are going to make it. Well, "Wrong Chris!" is holding out.

[ColdwaVer]

No! one of those vote were for me!

It's an honor to be nominated tho, ain't it? [/borderline bitterness at not getting more votes :shifty:]

[Savio]

Who were the top ten?

[Corkscrewed]

Sorry, guys, totally forgot about this! :o

FINAL TOP TEN
1. Loose Cannon: "Golden Box"
1. Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
3. Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!"
3. loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
5. Sascha: "Another Roster???"
5. Savior: "Rock Bottom!"
7. Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
8. Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
8. Savior: "You Must Stay in the Back"
8. Backstabbed: "Lita Pregnancy Test"


And the guy with the most nominations is.... SAVIOR?! With three! Wow, ain't that a surprise! :D

Interestingly, neither February's Caption of the Month ("Nice Ass") nor April's ("It's Morphin Time!") qualified.

Loose Cannon and Rock Bottom remain the current favorites to win, as they lead practically throughout the voting.

Congratulations everyone!

[Savio]

Tel me if you voted for me I'll rep you......Well it looks like Rock Bottom was the true April champion.

[Corkscrewed]

Um... I did have people list who they voted for... :wtf:

[Savio]

Yeah but now I don't have to look.

[Corkscrewed]

Lazy bastard.

[Rock Bottom]

Damn, HHH/Tree has 20 votes on the poll. But they're not accounted for I'm assuming.

[AareDub]

I can't believe the "nice ass" caption did so poorly. That thing was GOLD!

[V]

Tel me if you voted for me I'll rep you

i voted for

Loose Cannon: golden box
Nowhere man: Wrong Chris
Rock bottom: spider tap out
Sascha: a whole OTHER roster
Fryza: it's morphing time
Savior: ROCK BOTTOM
Rock bottom: HHH holds down a tree
loopydate: Hand of O'haire
loopydate: Searn O'haire escapes
loopydate: they think they know me

[Loose Cannon]

dammit, I too good to tie with someone. I should have won.

**Heel promo

[Corkscrewed]

Damn, HHH/Tree has 20 votes on the poll. But they're not accounted for I'm assuming.

Ah SHIT! It totally didn't see that, which is weird, cuz I double checked. Guess I need new glasses!

Okay, that bumps loopy's caption off the list. Fortunately, we still have a solid 10 and no ties.

Sorry RB!

[loopydate]

Ah SHIT! It totally didn't see that, which is weird, cuz I double checked. Guess I need new glasses!

Okay, that bumps loopy's caption off the list. Fortunately, we still have a solid 10 and no ties.

Sorry RB!
Thus began the Rock Bottom - loopydate feud. :mad: :rant: :foc:

[Rock Bottom]

No big deal. And yeah LC we tied. And if you don't drop out of this tournament, I will post your centerfolds of Randy Orton playing with My Little Pony naked on the front page.

[Rock Bottom]

YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME LOOPYDATE? *Pulls a Foley and comes out of caption retirement*

[loopydate]

You're a coward, Rock Bottom.

*Spits in your face*

Oh, wait... That's LC's gimmick.

Oh, for fuck's sake, now I have to come up with a gimmick to take RB down with.

[V]

You can use triple H's gimmick, if you let me be stephanie ;)

LOL.. just kidding

go with eugene's!

[loopydate]

Hi, Uncle Bottom!

Don't be mad at me. I didn't mean to pee on your captions...(really small voice) it was an accident.

(Smacks self in the head a bunch of times)

[Rock Bottom]

LOL, I love you loopy.

[Corkscrewed]

You broke kayfabe!!!!

[loopydate]

*Ric Flair runs in, screaming, and kills RB for breaking kayfabe, Corky for saying "kayfabe," and loopy and gohan for saying "gimmick."*

*After he leaves, Brock Lesnar comes in and kills everyone else for being on the Internet*

[Corkscrewed]

dammit, NOW who's gonna do caption stuff? :(

[loopydate]

*Mordecai enters and performs some occult ceremony, reviving all of Flair and Lesnar's victims*

VINCE: Dammit! Didn't I tell you to go back to OVW...Kevin?
MORDECAI/KEVIN: (sad) Yes, sir...

*He walks away with his head low*