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View Poll Results: Which ten captions will advance to the next round?
loopydate: "Time Out Chair" 15 25.42%
loopydate: "Vince Watching a Hoss Match Impression" 11 18.64%
Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair" 19 32.20%
Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box" 24 40.68%
Mr. Monday Morning: "Nice Ass!" 9 15.25%
Kane Knight: "WWE Illegal Immigrant Title" 15 25.42%
Nowhere Man: "Big Show Does the Jacksons" 13 22.03%
ColdwaVer: "Naptime Enforcer 8 13.56%
Nowhere Man: "WRONG CHRIS!!!" 17 28.81%
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out" 24 40.68%
loopydate: "Women's Locker Room" 18 30.51%
Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???" 21 35.59%
PorkSoda: "Quote the Bradshaw, Nevermore!" 6 10.17%
Fryza: "It's Morphing Time!" 16 27.12%
Savior: "ROCK BOTTOM!" 21 35.59%
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree" 20 33.90%
loopydate: "Gail-Ren Ishii" 6 10.17%
Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!" 22 37.29%
Savior: "You Must Stay in the Back" 19 32.20%
loopydate: "Hand of O'Haire" 12 20.34%
Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf" 15 25.42%
loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes" 22 37.29%
Corkscrewed: "Eugene's Lesnar Impression" 8 13.56%
Back Stabbed: "Lita Pregnancy Test" 19 32.20%
loopydate: "They Think They Know Me" 12 20.34%
Always450: "Bradshaw Botches Eating" 8 13.56%
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:19 PM   #1
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Caption of the Year Qualifying (Jan. - Jun.)
Okay, here's the deal. Having chosen the top finishers in the six Caption of the Month votes we've had, I have selected 26 captions that have placed into this qualifying round. However, not all of them will make it to the Caption of the Year tournament. 16 captions will be cut.

Now, in this poll, you, the people, are to choose what you feel are the ten best captions of this batch. When voting ends in exactly one week, the ten captions with the most votes will advance to the next round. The rest will receive a consolation prize consisting of Evolution Kool Aid, some cream filling, Rhyno Crazy glue, a personal golden box, and a Lita Pregnancy Kit.

If there is a tie for 10th place, the tie breaker rules go as follows:
1. Among the captions, if one caption is a CotM winner and the other is not, the CotM winner receives precedence and advances.
2. If a tie persists, among the captions, the one that received the most votes during CotM voting will advance.
3. If a tie is still present, among the captions, the one that received the highest PERCENTAGE of votes will advance.
4. If the captions are still tied, the caption that ranked the highest in its own CotM voting will advance.
5. If it's still a tie, a three day playoff will be set to determine the last caption(s). This would basically be a head to head "choose the best one(s)" vote.

Should the ties consist of more than two captions, the tiebreaker formula remains, and captions are eliminated until one remains (two if they are tied for 9th, three if tied for 8th, four if tied for 7th, etc...).

So without further ado, I present to you the candidates. Remember, choose the top ten.

Loopydate:

After botching a move, Chavo had to go to the "Time Out Chair."


Rico does his "Vince McMahon watching a hoss match" impression.

Corkscrewed:

Holly: "Stupid. Chair. Dammit... Easy-Fold my ass!"

Loose Cannon:

Kurt, "Wow, what's this golden box"
Heyman, "Well that's where Vince keeps his buried gimmicks. Go ahead Dawn, open her up."
Voice from Box, "I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."

Mr. Monday Morning:

"So then Jesus rides into Nazareth on a donkey, and this woman shouts 'Nice ass!', and...what?"

Kane Knight:

Thanks to Affirmative Action, the WWE was forced to create the WWE "illegal immigrant" title.

Nowhere Man:

Show does his world-famous impression of the entire Jackson family, complete with Michael's crotch grabbing, Janet's nipple slipping, and Tito's wondering-where-the-hell-his-career-went.

ColdwaVer:

Failing proctology, Lesnar becomes WWE's "naptime enforcer."

Nowhere Man:

HBK: Look, Bret, I know you're probably still upset about the whole--
Benoit: My name's not Bret. It's Chris.
HBK: Oh! Well, I like the new hair color! Looks better than when I beat you last year!
Benoit: Wrong Chris.
HBK: Jeez, how many of you guys are there?!

Rock Bottom:

Benoit: TAP OUT TRIPLE H!
Triple H: NEVER! Why in the HELL would I job the gold to you cleanly at Mania and sell that weak move!? I AM THE GAME!
Benoit: Look Triple H. A spider on the mat right under your right hand!
Triple H: OMG KILL IT! KILL IT! I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS! (Pounding the mat profusely)

loopydate:

STEVE: You wouldn't happen to know where the Divas' locker room is, would you?
SHELTON: Down the hall to the left. Why?
STEVE: No reason. *Cracks knuckles* I'll be back in a minute.

Sascha:

You mean there's a whole OTHER roster to be buried???

PorkSoda:

Bradshaw: And there he was just above my chambored door, he squealed at me like nothing more, he took my boozm's to the bedroom floor, and whacked about on my door. Who was this on my bedroom floor, smacking me like a chambored door? I reached the door, hoping for a glore, it was just Stephanie, poking on my chambored door like a 2 cent baby whore! Quote the Bradshaw, nevermore!

Fryza:

Scotty: IT'S MORPHING TIME!

Savior:

JR: ROCK BOTTOM!

Rock Bottom:

Triple H: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CRAP. Unbelievable. How DARE you have leaves greener than my face.
Tree: ...
Triple H: Look at me when I'm talking to you, you jobbing piece of shit.

loopydate:

GAIL: As the future World Women's Champion, I encourage you from time to time - and always in a respectful manner - to critique my matches. If you're unconvinced that a particular move I've used is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up the fact that I'm a Canadian being announced as "from Korea" as a negative is - I collect your ****ing arm. Just like this ****er here. Now, if any of you botchtastic bitches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE ****ING TIME! I didn't think so.

Kane Knight:

"OH MY GOD! IT VIBRATES!"

Savior:

HHH: I wanna go out there!
Orton: No Hunter you must stay in the back, There's a hurricane coming through.

loopydate:

VOICE: I'm... not... telling... you... anything... you... didn't... already... know!

Nowhere Man:

YOU.....SHALL NOT.....PASSSS!!!!!

loopydate:

P.A.: This is not a drill! The bottom has fallen out of the cage! Sean O'Haire is loose! Repeat, Sean O'Haire is loose!

Corkscrewed:

Eugene demonstrates his "Brock Lesnar meeting a homosexual internet geek" impression.

Back Stabbed:

Lita: Lets see - Means no baby. + means baby. = means hand.

loopydate:

EDGE: Hmm... Maybe if I allowed people to know more, they might actually know me instead of just thinking they know me...

Always450:

Bradshaw botches eating.
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:22 PM   #2
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:26 PM   #3
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Crap, there's no limit on how many you can choose, but I'd really appreciate it if you choose ten and that was it. No more, no less. On your honor, please. In fact, go ahead and list which ten you voted for so I can confirm the votes match up.

THIS IS ON YOUR HONOR. PLEASE HAVE SOME DIGNITY AND DON'T TRY TO CHEAT OR ANYTHING.

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Old 07-07-2004, 05:28 PM   #4
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I'd Rather take my 10 choices and put them all on one of mine can I do that?
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:29 PM   #5
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:31 PM   #6
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Also, I voted for:

- loopydate: "Time Out Chair"
- Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
- Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
- Mr. Monday Morning: "Nice Ass!"
- loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"
- Fryza: "It's Morphing Time!"
- Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
- Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
- Savior: "You Must Stay in the Back"
- loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:38 PM   #7
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Back Stabbed: "Lita Pregnancy Test"
Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
Savior: "ROCK BOTTOM!"
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:40 PM   #8
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I'm not going to vote until the end. JTLYAK.
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:47 PM   #9
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I voted for:

E-Z Fold Chair
The Golden Box
A Whole OTHER roster?
It's Morphing Time!
It Vibrates?!?
Mordecai=Gandalf
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:50 PM   #10
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I voted for 10, on my honor.
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:54 PM   #11
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Okay, I voted for:

- "Easy-fold Chair"
- "Illegal Immigrant Title"
- "Women's Locker Room"
- "A whole OTHER Roster?"
- "Quoth the Bradshaw, Nevermore"
- "It's Morphing Time!"
- "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
- "It Vibrates?!"
- "The Hand of O'Haire"
- "Mordecai = Gandalf"
- "Eugene's Lesnar Impression"
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Old 07-07-2004, 06:02 PM   #12
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I voted for:

E-Z Fold Chair
The Golden Box
A Whole OTHER roster?
It's Morphing Time!
It Vibrates?!?
Mordecai=Gandalf
Way to count to ten.
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Old 07-07-2004, 06:03 PM   #13
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Wait, we could only vote for ten?
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Old 07-07-2004, 06:04 PM   #14
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i voted for

Loose Cannon: golden box
Nowhere man: Wrong Chris
Rock bottom: spider tap out
Sascha: a whole OTHER roster
Fryza: it's morphing time
Savior: ROCK BOTTOM
Rock bottom: HHH holds down a tree
loopydate: Hand of O'haire
loopydate: Searn O'haire escapes
loopydate: they think they know me
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Old 07-07-2004, 06:11 PM   #15
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I voted for six of mine (all except the "Hoss match" one. I liked it at the time, but it hasn't aged well), plus Easy-Fold Chair, "It vibrates," "You shall not pass," and "= means hand."
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Way to count to ten.
Not to be rude, but I only voted for the ones that I felt were head and shoulders above the others.
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:10 PM   #17
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Time Out Chair
Illegal Immigrant Title
WRONG CHRIS!!!
Spider Tap Out
Women's Locker Room
ROCK BOTTOM
You Must Stay in the Back
Sean O'Haire Escpaes
Lita Pregnancy Test
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loopydate: "Time Out Chair"
Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
Mr. Monday Morning: "Nice Ass!"
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
loopydate: "Gail-Ren Ishii"
loopydate: "Hand of O'Haire"
Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:20 PM   #19
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loopydate: "Vince Watching a Hoss Match Impression"
Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
Mr. Monday Morning: "Nice Ass!"
Nowhere Man: "WRONG CHRIS!!!"
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
loopydate: "Gail-Ren Ishii"
Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:26 PM   #20
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Not to be rude, but I only voted for the ones that I felt were head and shoulders above the others.
It's cool. I was just playing anywa (as the smiley above my post indicated). I'd just prefer everyone votes for ten so that we have an equal share... but it shouldn't really affect anything. The main thing is to prevent cheating, and voting less than the maximum doesn't hurt anything. Well, except for the chances of the four you didn't vote for...

Anyway, continue on please.
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:31 PM   #21
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:33 PM   #22
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Also, as of July 7, 2004, 4:23 PST, the top ten are:

1. loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
2. Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
3. Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
3. Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
5. loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"
5. Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!"
7. Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
7. Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
9. Fryza: "It's Morphing Time
9. loopydate: "Hand of O'Haire"
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9. loopydate: "Time Out Chair"
9. Nowhere Man: "Wrong Chris!"
9. Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
9. Savior: "Rock Bottom!"

*Note that the cut off is arbitrary at this point, just indicating ten spots. If this were to be the final tally, two of the six would make it into the final round, based first on their CotM totals and if necessary a head to head vote.


(in case you're too lazy to figure it out yourself )
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:34 PM   #23
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That's kinda eerie, I started compiling that list before you posted that question, Savior.
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:36 PM   #24
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:40 PM   #25
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Voted....Oops I meant to give a pitty vote to the big show one.
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:52 PM   #26
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loopydate: "Vince Watching a Hoss Match Impression"
Mr. Monday Morning: "Nice Ass!"
Nowhere Man: "WRONG CHRIS!!!"
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
Corkscrewed: "Eugene's Lesnar Impression"
Back Stabbed: "Lita Pregnancy Test"
loopydate: "They Think They Know Me"

I think those are the ones I voted for. making me remember that.
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:59 PM   #27
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Now whats the standings corky? We need to know!
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:03 PM   #28
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"I'm not telling you anything you already dont know"

I don't get it, can someone please explain that to me?
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:36 PM   #29
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Top 10 in order:
loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"
Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
Fryza: "It's Morphing Time!"
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:46 PM   #30
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loopydate: "Vince Watching a Hoss Match Impression"
Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
Kane Knight: "WWE Illegal Immigrant Title"
Nowhere Man: "WRONG CHRIS!!!"
Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
Fryza: "It's Morphing Time!"
Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
Savior: "You Must Stay in the Back"
Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
Back Stabbed: "Lita Pregnancy Test"
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:57 PM   #31
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How'd I gain all those votes? I was just at like five..
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Old 07-07-2004, 10:11 PM   #32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PorkSoda
"I'm not telling you anything you already dont know"

I don't get it, can someone please explain that to me?
It was Sean O'Haire's catchphrase during his "Devil's Advocate" gimmick. The gimmick debuted to a very warm response from fans (both "mark" and Internet alike), but shortly thereafter Mr. O'Haire disappeared from WWE entirely. Within months, he'd been totally buried and released.

Hence, the running joke about O'Haire being

1) Trapped inside the Golden Box of Buried Gimmicks
2) Literally buried alive
3) Being trapped in a cage above the ring (and subsequently escaping)

and so on and so on.

Hope that helps.
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Old 07-07-2004, 10:12 PM   #33
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"I'm not telling you anything you already dont know"

I don't get it, can someone please explain that to me?
Sean O'Haire's old catchphrase.
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Old 07-07-2004, 10:56 PM   #34
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Quote:
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It was Sean O'Haire's catchphrase during his "Devil's Advocate" gimmick. The gimmick debuted to a very warm response from fans (both "mark" and Internet alike), but shortly thereafter Mr. O'Haire disappeared from WWE entirely. Within months, he'd been totally buried and released.
You're forgetting one thing: the gimmick was basically abandoned when O'Haire became Roddy Piper's sidekick. Which wasn't bad for him (he did score a count-out victory over Hogan) but O'Haire's real de-push dates from the day Piper's most recent run ended.
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Old 07-07-2004, 11:57 PM   #35
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PorkSoda: "Quote the Bradshaw, Nevermore!"
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Mr. Monday Morning: "Nice Ass!"
Always450: "Bradshaw Botches Eating"
loopydate: "Vince Watching a Hoss Match Impression"
Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
Savior: "ROCK BOTTOM!" and "You Must Stay in the Back"
Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair" and Corkscrewed: "Eugene's Lesnar Impression"
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:44 AM   #36
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Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
Kane Knight: "WWE Illegal Immigrant Title"
Nowhere Man: "WRONG CHRIS!!!"
Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
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Old 07-08-2004, 01:50 AM   #37
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Top 10 as of 9:42 PM (PST) on 7/7/2004

1. Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
1. Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
1. loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
4. Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
4. Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
6. Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
7. Nowhere Man: "WRONG CHRIS!!!"
7. Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"
7. Nowhere Man: "Mordecai = Gandalf"
10. Fryza: "It's Morphing Time!"
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10. loopydate: "Women's Locker Room"


Fryza holds the tiebreaker, having been CotM.

Also, please note that I'm modifying the tiebreaker rules right now.
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Old 07-08-2004, 02:05 AM   #38
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-loopydate: "Time Out Chair"
-Corkscrewed: "Easy-Fold Chair"
-Loose Cannon: "The Golden Box"
-Kane Knight: "WWE Illegal Immigrant Title"
-Rock Bottom: "Spider Tap Out"
-Sascha: "A Whole OTHER Roster???"
-Kane Knight: "It Vibrates!!!"
-loopydate: "Sean O'Haire Escapes"
-Back Stabbed: "Lita Pregnancy Test"
-Always450: "Bradshaw Botches Eating"
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Old 07-08-2004, 02:07 AM   #39
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

I was going to plug in my votes, and I fuckin' clicked on the first caption and accidentally submitted it, so I only voted for one caption.
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Old 07-08-2004, 02:10 AM   #40
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No! one of those vote were for me!
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