Official RAW Thread - July 12, 2004

[RGWhat316]

Was there actually an ending to that JBL/Luchadore match? Seems like JBL would have been counted out.

[Azriel]

Hurricane.

Oh, by the way


1000 BABY, YEAH!!


and it only took 4 years too.

[ilt_undertaker]

Hurricane...
Thanks

[Xero]

Congrats trnbuckle :)

N/P ilt...

[FearedSanctity]

1000 BABY, YEAH!!

Congrats, I'll be there in about 5-6 years

[RGWhat316]

Eugene/Regal SSlam commercial!!!

[mrslackalack]

I think people care about the Diva Search as much as WCW's Spring Breaks lol

[Xero]

LMAO! :rofl: @ The commercial

[Watson]

Ahhh Some Wrestlecrap compliments of Eugene and William Regal..................

[ilt_undertaker]

YEAH FLAIR!

[RGWhat316]

LOL stop, drop, and roll after the fire is already out.

[Loose Cannon]

Savior, King just said "Stand Back."

[Lara Emily]

That last girl now made Stacy look like Shakespeare.

[Savio]

Stay in the shack!!!!!!

[Savio]

Savior, King just said "Stand Back."
Sure he did "LC"

[Watson]

I think people care about the Diva Search as much as WCW's Spring Breaks lol

I dunno I think WCW's Spring Break was more interesting than seeing Lawler get all horny over some bimbos.

[Xero]

STAY AT THE RACK!

[FearedSanctity]

GREGORY! GREGORY! GREGORY!

[Loose Cannon]

I hope Bret comes out of the crowd and clocks Flair

[Mayo]

Nice job, trnbuckle :y:

Rep for that :)

[ilt_undertaker]

That last girl now made Stacy look like Shakespeare.
:lol:

[Xero]

LOL! I love that...

[Lara Emily]

whoo the wassup wit dat eyepoke of doom

[Xero]

Ric's coughing... Thats weird :-\

[6to1]

some of flairs statements in his book are pissing off some of his peers no kidding

[Loose Cannon]

Ric's coughing... Thats weird :-\

Trips must have unloaded before Ric came out.

[Xero]

Trips must have unloaded before Ric came out.
:lol:

[RGWhat316]

damn bloody ear, how did that happen?

[Mayo]

Coughing is weird?

I agree though, during a match is quite odd. Maybe he had one too many pills before the match.

How the hell is Flair's ear bleeding???

[FearedSanctity]

:lol: @ LC

[Loose Cannon]

Trips must have unloaded before Ric came out.

:lol: :lol:

[ilt_undertaker]

My margarita tastes kinda nasty :(

But Flair, woooooooooo!

[Typing Drunk]

Flair's got that brain aneurysm now...hee hee.

[RGWhat316]

Is this a one time thing, or are they attempting another push for The Hurricane?

[Loose Cannon]

HHH must have poked his ear too. Or maybe it was Dave :naughty:

[Xero]

He's humping his foot... :wtf:

[FearedSanctity]

Is this a one time thing, or are they attempting another push for The Hurricane?
Unfortunatley, it looks like no

[I-Hate-You]

Hurricane will go back to jobbing to La Resistance next week.

[V]

i think hurricane pulled a mike tyson when nobody was looking

[RGWhat316]

Oh damn, HHH is one of the judges for the Diva Search.

[ilt_undertaker]

He's humping his foot... :wtf:
:wtf:

[Mayo]

My margarita tastes kinda nasty :(

But Flair, woooooooooo!

Trips didn't unload in that too, did he? :rant:

[Loose Cannon]

Some little kid in the stands held up a "I'm a Smark" sign and it made Flair's ear bleed

[Savio]

Some little kid in the stands held up a "I'm a Smark" sign and it made Flair's ear bleed
:wtf:

[Lara Emily]

WHERE'S MY FUCKING GUN?

[Loose Cannon]

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[RGWhat316]

Here she comes...............

[ilt_undertaker]

Trips didn't unload in that too, did he? :rant:
:roll:

[Loose Cannon]

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Mayo]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! SHES SO FUCKIN HOT!!! :drool::drool::drool:

Wait till asphyXy sees this :D

[I-Hate-You]

Oh yeah, Chris Benoit vs. Eugene is next

[Lara Emily]

Jesus christ do they have to kiss Lawler.


Better looking thatn the others

But ugh, still can't talk.

[FearedSanctity]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET :drool: :drool: :drool:

[ilt_undertaker]

WHERE'S MY FUCKING GUN?
Sorry, borrowed it. *hands it over*

[I-Hate-You]

Oh wait, this is better.

[Lara Emily]

How can you have a playmate of the year when the year isn't over :wtf:

[Xero]

Everybody: Awwwwwwwwww

[RGWhat316]

WTF was Eugene talking to?

[Xero]

I feel a title change coming... I seriously have this hunch....

[Xero]

LMAO@The Monkey...

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST. SHE WAS FUCKING PHENOMINAL LOOKING.

Not that I expected anything differently... but...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.</font>

[Loose Cannon]

LOL Eugene.

[I-Hate-You]

It would have been hilarious if that monkey would have reared back and hit Eugene in the back of the head as they went to break.

[Xero]

It would have been hilarious if that monkey would have reared back and hit Eugene in the back of the head as they went to break.
:rofl:

[FearedSanctity]

If WWE have any brains Eugene WILL NOT WIN.











Everybody, get ready for a title change :shifty:

[Lara Emily]

Ok that one was better looking than the others but her mic skills makes Stacy look like the reincarnation of John Lennon.

[Savio]

CAPITALS CPATIALS ANGINA SHUTTLECOCK!

[asphyXy]

How can you have a playmate of the year when the year isn't over :wtf:
<font color=969696>BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER WOMEN ON THE PLANET THAT CAN TOP HER.</font>

[Xero]

How degrading would it be for Benoit to lose the title to a retard? Even with Evolution interference...

[Lara Emily]

I miss the Midnight Express :(

[Loose Cannon]

<font color=969696>HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST. ORTON WAS FUCKING ROBBED OF THE TITLE

Not that I expected anything differently from the WWE writers.... but...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.</font>


Yeah SERIOUSLY :mad:

[Lara Emily]

She was cute and at least she didn't look like someone on a crack cocaine diet

[Typing Drunk]

Carmella's got it won. It's like the competition is extra dumb, to give her a push...she doesn't need a push, though. More bad writing for the WWE crew. holy crap, she's fine.

[RGWhat316]

GO EUGENE!!!!!!! I'm still surprised Benoit has had a longer champion reign than Eddie.

[Lara Emily]

GO EUGENE!!!!!!! I'm still surprised Benoit has had a longer champion reign than Eddie.

Eddie won it a month before Benoit did.

[Innovator]

i have a bad feeling about this...

[Xero]

GO EUGENE!!!!!!! I'm still surprised Benoit has had a longer champion reign than Eddie.
Actually, it would be about the same, since Eddie won it in Feb and Benoit in March and Eddie lost it last month...

Edit: Lara beat me :o

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>The first two chicks were ugly.

Carmella DeCesare.

I do not need to finish that sentence.</font>

[Lara Emily]

Maybe Benoit will turn heel by locking in the crossface until Eugene's nose breaks and he starts to bleed into unconsciousness.

[Innovator]

the crossface will make Eugene smart

[Mayo]

Nobody knows who to cheer for in this match. I guess Eugene is that over, or Benoit isn't over enough, or a combo of both.

[RGWhat316]

PEDIGREE!!!!!!!!!!

[RGWhat316]

nevermind, almost

[Xero]

PEOPLE'S ELBOW!

[Xero]

Damn...

[Lara Emily]

TAP OUT DAMNIT!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!

[I-Hate-You]

I just looked up Carmella on Google and holy mother of God (http://images.google.com/images?q=Carmella+DeCesare&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search).

[Lara Emily]

Fuck.

[Xero]

Now he's gonna hulk up...

[Innovator]

TARDING UP!!!

[Lara Emily]

UGH, this is not a Main Event gimmick.

[Xero]

Holy shit he's drooling...

[Xero]

OMFG NO!

[Lara Emily]

Of course Eugene gets more offense in against Benoit then he did against HHH

[Typing Drunk]

<font color=969696>The first two chicks were ugly.

Carmella DeCesare.

I do not need to finish that sentence.</font>

in all fairness, all chicks are pretty much ugly next to Carmella... :naughty:

[Loose Cannon]

CROSSFACE

[Xero]

NO! GOD PLEASE NO!

[RGWhat316]

Eugene locks in the crossface!

[Xero]

Thank God!

[Xero]

Thats it... Hes gonna tap... FUCK!

[RGWhat316]

ROCK BOTTOM

[Xero]

We've just traveled three minuites into the future :nono:

[Typing Drunk]

This is f@cking hilarious. go eugene with the early win!!!

[Loose Cannon]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MARKS OUT

[RGWhat316]

Uh-oh

[Lara Emily]

Great let's make Benoit totally irrelevant again *sigh*

[Xero]

He's dead...

[Azriel]

Thanks guys. Had some computer issues. And yeah, Carmella's hot.

[FearedSanctity]

Sooooo, Eugene wins? :shifty:

[Lara Emily]

HA HA HA Regal punked out Orton :D

[RGWhat316]

Now we have ourselves a little clusterfuck.

[Loose Cannon]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: "YOU ARE DONE"

[Lara Emily]

It took 3 people to allow Orton to RKO Regal.

[Azriel]

Well, glad they ended the farce.

[V]

RKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

RKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RGWhat316]

There's your RKO LC

[V]

RKO AGAIN!!!

[Loose Cannon]

RKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Azriel]

RKO on Eugene!!

[Loose Cannon]

trnbuckle, what did I say buddy :)

[Azriel]

wheres Edge?

[Loose Cannon]

told you Eugene would get slaughtered

[Dragoneyes]

i love the fact that it takes 4 people to beat up a retard

[Azriel]

split delayed once again.

[RGWhat316]

LOL @ JR "He wouldn't hurt a hair on a man's head." Maybe not hair, but apparently chairs are alright.

[Lara Emily]

See you next week on Raw is HHH

[Dragoneyes]

he doesnt sleep at night he bangs stef

[Azriel]

slaughtered? thats an understatement

[Mayo]

Eugene, Edge, Benoit, Regal to take down Evolution!

[Xero]

God damn...

[Loose Cannon]

HA HA HA Regal punked out Orton :D

lol, what? He got RKO'ed

[Lara Emily]

Well that sucked six ways from Sunday.

[Azriel]

8 man tag you thinking?

[Lara Emily]

lol, what? He got RKO'edYeah but only after the rest of Evolution beat him up and helpd him for Orton. Orton was cowering in the corner until he got his ass saved.

[RGWhat316]

Well, this is a way to get my post count up, go to a live thread.

[Azriel]

Well, here comes Joe Schmoe 2

[Lara Emily]

In fact both Regal and Eugene where kiicking Orton`s ass until he got saved by Batista and Evolution.

[Lara Emily]

Anyways decent show, with a boring ending.

[I-Hate-You]

I wish death on all of Evoltuion now.

For some reason, I marked out those last few minutes on RAW.

I hope Ric Flair dies of a heart attack and Bret Hart, Mick Foley, and everyone he shitted on pisses on his grave.

[Lara Emily]

But at least Eugene trying to help HHH is over.

[RGWhat316]

All in all, not a bad show.

[Savio]

split delayed once again.
:mad:

[Loose Cannon]

I LOVE ORTON :love: :love: :love: :love:

LOL

[Lara Emily]

LOLWow you're a great mod :roll:


Btw before you say well Mask did it, Mask also wasn't a perm mod, you are. Live up to your responsibilities.

[RGWhat316]

I read how everyone bashes Lita around here, but I think she did a good job tonight. She did really well at being all pissed off.

[Loose Cannon]

hehe, I'll put it back

[Loose Cannon]

Lara, it was just a one time joke. I even copied your original message so I could put it back. Sorry :(

[Azriel]

Overall, not a bad show.

Carmella was the highlight by the way, and if she doesn't win, WWE fans are gay.

[Typing Drunk]

Joe Schmo Discussion Board is now open...:rofl:

[Lara Emily]

hehe, I'll put it back

Just don't make a habbit of it as I said you are a permanent Mod, so you your job with class.

[Lara Emily]

Lara, it was just a one time joke. I even copied your original message so I could put it back. Sorry :(
Fair enough.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I must say, the WWE has done a good job at making me hate Evolution.</font> :mad:

[Splaya]

This is great. I've never marked out for Orton so much. And the opening sequence when HHH was like Eugene, we're not mad at you. It's ok buddy. Orton's face was just absolutely priceless after that happened.

[Loose Cannon]

Watching that whole segment again :naughty:

[Innovator]

Flair just broke kayfabe by calling Hurricane Gregory...HYPOCRIT!

[ilt_undertaker]

Watching that whole segment again :naughty:
:lol:

[Mayo]

2 Mods??? I guess that balances the power a bit more. Funky bans the Ultimo Dragon mockers, and LC bans the Orton mockers!

Congrats to both of you guys :y:

[Loose Cannon]

Dam, Batista save Orton like 3 times from getting his ass beat

[Splaya]

POor Batista having to take Eugene to Chucky Cheeses.


I work there :)

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>Carmella was awesome.</font>

[Lara Emily]

Dam, Batista save Orton like 3 times from getting his ass beatThat's what I said LC :p.

[The CyNick]

To steal a phrase, RAW is....PORN.....wait wrong one, RAW is BORE.

Such a predictable show tonight. Evolution has no titles, so of course they have to lay out EVERYONE. And what a champion Chris Benoit is, he gets Pedigreed and then cant get back in the ring for the rest of the show.....yeah he's a real main event player.

Edge-Batista and Kane-Jericho get a lot of time to give us no real finishes. Great!

Divas Search continues to waste time.

If it wasn't for the funny Summerslam commericals I would have nothing good to say at all.

[6to1]

and poor kane is stuck in another dumb angle

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>How hot was Carmella DeCesare? On a scale from one to ten, she was Carmella DeCesare, which is about 1000000 x 10^(infinity).</font>

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>When are the Raw pictures usually put up? I'd love to caption her. :naughty:</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Way to go Lita! I never thought she was as bad of an actor as everyone else thinks but tonight was just great. All I was thinking while watching it was "Let's hear everyone on TPWW still find something to bitch about and not give her one compliment on this promo".

Plus, lol @ the boos during the diva search segments.

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>Carmella got cheers.

She is the best ever.</font>

[Vega]

How hot was Carmella DeCesare? On a scale from one to ten, she was Carmella DeCesare, which is about 1000000 x 10^(infinity).
She was insanely hot.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah, she was alright. She looks like one of the Miller Light Catfight girls from last year. Is that her?

Anyways, I think she got cheers because 99% of the audience subscribes to playboy.

Or because she was following up that girl before her who was not attractive at ALL.

[Hired Hitman]

R.....K.....Oh Yeah :cool:

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>She got cheers because she's the hottest woman on the planet.</font>

[Boondock Saint]

I was at the show last night. Overall it seemed to be pretty good. Not sure how it played out on TV.

LC, in case you don't know, Orton wrestled on Heat against Rosey.

Crowd was rather hot for most of the show. Lots of Lita fans surprisingly.

People looked genuinely concerned for Eugene after he was bloodied at the end of RAW. Regal and Benoit stayed with him and he was carried out in a stretcher.


This is was my first RAW actually, 3 house shows and a KOTR, overall I enjoyed myself even if some of the people were as annoying as hell.

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>How many pictures of Carmella DeCesare did you take?</font>

[Boondock Saint]

Heh. None. No camera, but she seemed to be the only one who really got cheered while out there