Official RAW Thread - July 12, 2004

[Mayo]

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LOOK OUT, EUGENE
July 12, 2004
Judging by the look on Triple H's face after losing his match against Chris Benoit at Vengeance, Monday night may not be a good one for honorary Evolution member Eugene. Just prior to the Game's loss, he was inadvertently hit with a steel chair by Eugene. Undoubtedly, Triple H will be looking for somebody to blame for the loss, chances are that person will be Eugene.

WWE.com has just learned that the Highlight Reel returns to Monday Night RAW tonight with two huge guests. Y2J will welcome Lita and the potential father of her baby, Kane.

Speaking of Kane, Matt Hardy pulled off the biggest single's pay-per-view victory of his career, pinning the mighty monster. After the match, Hardy told Lita that he had to figure some things out and that she should stay far away from him while he does this. Will Lita listen to Matt? Or will she once again attempt to reconcile with her man? Find out on Monday Night RAW.


Edge regained Intercontinental glory on Sunday night, pinning Randy Orton to capture the title. Where does the new Intercontinental Champion go from here? He tries to keep good on his word is where. On RAW, the new Intercontinental Champion will continue his battle against Evolution when he takes on Batista. Will the big man be Edge's next victim? Find out on RAW.

Watch Monday Night RAW at 9/8 CT on Spike TV to find out.

Also...
Don't forget to check out the $250,000 RAW Diva Search.

[Mayo]

The Highlight Reel should be pretty damn funny, I :heart: Jericho!

And they barely even fucking mention Benoit once again! :rant:

[Thriller]

I predict Christian to come out and ask for his canadian dollar because Lita's baby is his lol

[Loose Cannon]

Wish I could make this a sticky right now :-\

[Xero]

I predict Christian to come out and ask for his canadian dollar because Lita's baby is his lol
LMAO! I could really see that happening down the line, Christian being the father... SWERVE!

[Thriller]

Well if the rumors are true and the angle is going the full 9 months.Christian would definatlly keep things intresting.I can see it now Christian VS Hardy in a Diaper on a Pole match. lol

[Xero]

Well if the rumors are true and the angle is going the full 9 months.Christian would definatlly keep things intresting.I can see it now Christian VS Hardy in a Diaper on a Pole match. lol
Or, when the baby is born, have a Baby on a Pole match! Kane vs. Christian vs. Matt Hardy! That would be classic!

Or, maybe, with Christian in the picture... ANOTHER one comes in, and ANOTHER, and ANOTHER! And finally, at the Royal Rumble, the winner of the Rumble is declared the baby's biological father! (Someone like Funaki or Vince)




:shifty:

[Thriller]

Or, when the baby is born, have a Baby on a Pole match! Kane vs. Christian vs. Matt Hardy! That would be classic!

Or, maybe, with Christian in the picture... ANOTHER one comes in, and ANOTHER, and ANOTHER! And finally, at the Royal Rumble, the winner of the Rumble is declared the baby's biological father! (Someone like Funaki or Vince)




:shifty:

Alot of talk about Jeff being the daddy.Bring in Danny Doring and Roadkill oh and dont forget Essa Rios

[Mayo]

Wish I could make this a sticky right now :-\

In time, young grasshopper...

In time...

Congrats LC :D

[Loose Cannon]

If Orton starts his "turn" tonight on Evolution, I am marking out like a bitch

[Thriller]

I could see Triple H asking him where he was in the ME.and the spilt spirals from there

[Loose Cannon]

yeah exactly. Something is going down and I hope it's the first segment

[Mayo]

You know the way the WWE is though. They could either totally ignore the fact that Orton didn't show up, or use it to advance the breakup of Evolution.

BTW, when are you officially getting mod powers, LC?

[Thriller]

If anything they tease.The full turn will take place before HHH leaves for the movie.Orton will turn and"injure"HHH

[Loose Cannon]

You know the way the WWE is though. They could either totally ignore the fact that Orton didn't show up, or use it to advance the breakup of Evolution.

BTW, when are you officially getting mod powers, LC?

Don't know. Soon

[Loose Cannon]

RAW IS WAR

[FFD]

POor Batista having to take Eugene to Chucky Cheeses.

[FFD]

I wouldn't doubit if he was having more fun there than Eugene

[Loose Cannon]

DAMMIT, NO SPLIT Hints yet

[Loose Cannon]

lol, look at Orton's face

[Thriller]

lol, look at Orton's face

priceless

[6to1]

this is lame, but it does look like a brake up

[FFD]

AM I the only one thinking that HHH won't have it in him to beat Eugene up, thus starting his face turn.

[Loose Cannon]

FU EDGE, YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT

[Loose Cannon]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Mayo]

Edge = Greatness

Sorry LC ;)

[Thriller]

AM I the only one thinking that HHH won't have it in him to beat Eugene up, thus starting his face turn.

nope i can see it too

[Xero]

Eric's gonna say the Easter Bunny and Santa arent real.... Then Eugene will cry... And quit...


:shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

Dies anyone else crack up at Batista's posing show :lol:

[The Forgotten One]

FU EDGE, YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT
I hate that lil' bitch.

[Loose Cannon]

Come on Batista

[Azriel]

So, is HHH facing Eugene in a no DQ match tonight? Is that Eric's announcement? Oh, btw, congrats LC. One more victory for the wrestling forum

[Azriel]

One thing I've always wonder. When going solo, why doesn't Batista walk out with the Evolution music?

[Xero]

Why doesnt Hunter?

[Azriel]

Edge is nothing compared to Orton

[Mayo]

Dies anyone else crack up at Batista's posing show :lol:

He did it last night too.

It reminds me of HBK's little posing show but in slow motion :cool:




Here comes Orton!!!

[Loose Cannon]

WOOOOOOOOOO ORTON :yes:

[Azriel]

Forgot about that Xero

[Azriel]

Orton is the man no doubt.

[Loose Cannon]

I think Edge is due for an RKO :mad:

[Azriel]

Well, here's the way I see it LC. Personally, I see Orton becoming World Champ ages before Edge if that makes you feel better

[Loose Cannon]

HEY WTF? BULLSHIT :foc: :foc: :foc:

[Azriel]

and no, I'm not kissing LC's ass just vbecause he's mod now.

Oh come on ref. You suck.

[Mayo]

Guys, Orton has been built up so much because he was in Evolution. Edge had the Brood, and then E&C. I'm not trying to compare Evolution to those midcard groups, but the point that I'm trying to make is that Orton has to be able to draw on his own to move up to the ME scene. Edge did well on his own after E&C, then he got hurt for so long, and didn't get a great reception when he came back. After Orton leaves Evolution, his 'put up or shut up' time will start.

[Azriel]

Orton will win next year's rumble.

[Loose Cannon]

Yeah, I think he will win the Rumble

[Azriel]

Kill him Batista

[Xero]

Edge=Canadian
Batista=American
Hebner=Himself




Boy that joke is getting old...

[Loose Cannon]

:mad: :mad:

[Loose Cannon]

yeah, don't know why I just put those faces

[Azriel]

:lol: That guy in the audience is such a dork

[Loose Cannon]

GREAT MOVE BATISTA

[Azriel]

Good move Batista

[Loose Cannon]

:lol: That guy in the audience is such a dork

where is he?

[Azriel]

Batista was the only one from Evolution who won last night, right?

[Loose Cannon]

yep

[Xero]

BAHGAWDSTUNNER!

[Mayo]

King wants Edge to bleed from every orfice on his body :nono:

Bring up The Coach and Al Snow!

[Azriel]

He was the guy with the wifebeater who stood up and did that Eddie Guerrero shake earlier

[Loose Cannon]

WTF WAS THAT? WTF. CHEATER :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Azriel]

Edge is the Eddie G. of RAW :lol:

[Xero]

lol, Edge was holding up 4 fingers, then 3, then 2...

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL

[Xero]

Why do I hear a dial tone?

[Loose Cannon]

at Eugene

[Xero]

WTF is up with this? Is Triple H gonna turn FACE!?

[Xero]

LOL, Invadive...

[V]

hey edge took orton's title, but someoene was gonna do it eventually, doesn't mean you have to hate him for it, i'd rather edge have the ic title than some other faces on raw

anyway.. edge takes down another.. 2 more to go

[Azriel]

What the?

[Xero]

OMFG... IF THEY PUT THE TITLE ON EUGENE..........




I wont do anything, BUT STILL!

[Loose Cannon]

They're gonna slaughter him tonight.

[Mayo]

Eugene World Champ???

And people say that JBL as champ is retarded :roll:

[Azriel]

HHH special guest referee?

[Loose Cannon]

Nah, 0% chance he's winning the Title. Mark my words

[Azriel]

I agree LC, but how is the question.

[Xero]

I see Eugene winning, then facing Trips, but Trips LOSES, and we have a retard and a nazi as our World Champions... What the fuck is going on here?

[Lara Emily]

If Eugene wins :mad:

[Xero]

I know it wont happen, but just the thought is sickening...

[Azriel]

is he getting slaughtered I mean

[Xero]

Woo hoo... **Spins finger in air**

[Azriel]

"We am Eugene champs" :lol:

[Savio]

Edge grabbed batistas nuts.

[Lara Emily]

LOl btw at Edge cheating.

LOL wonder if if that Diva show is running against SD.

[Lara Emily]

BOOOOOOOORING, EWWW Carmen Electra if she was anorexic.


Ugly dress too. Please take the mic away, she makes Stacy look like a Poet Lauriate.

[Xero]

LOl btw at Edge cheating.

LOL wonder if if that Diva show is running against SD.
No, at 10... Vince isnt THAT stu... **Thinks of JBL**...... I take back my comment.....

[Loose Cannon]

OH god, spare me.

[Loose Cannon]

WHERE IS CARMELLA :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Azriel]

Big whoop.

[Xero]

I'm 16, and I like girls, but come fucking on... Are all adults perverts or something? Or are they just lonely?

[Loose Cannon]

LOL WHAT? She botched it

[Azriel]

Probably will be up last

[Lara Emily]

OH god, spare me.
KILL ME.

WTF, what kind of talent is that, waste of airtime.

[Typing Drunk]

Eugene is 3 up in IQ points over this chick...:rofl:.

[Thriller]

why do i think her nose isnt the other thing she touches with her tongue

[Azriel]

:lol:@LC

[Xero]

KILL ME.

WTF, what kind of talent is that, waste of airtime.
All the better to steal Jericho's air time my dear...

Edit: Hell, insert ANY wasted tallent in there...

[Azriel]

Stay in the back, there's a retard coming through :lol:

[Xero]

LMAO! I love the sound effects...

[Lara Emily]

What the hell did Helms do to hair?

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, Hurricane said "HEEL" before to Flair

[Lara Emily]

Flair's losing his touch.

[Loose Cannon]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Xero]

LMAO!!!! CHYNA'S!!!

MICK FOLEY! WOOOO!

LMAO@Ric's face...

LMAO@The punch...

Damn that happened so fast...

[Savio]

Thank you Helms!

[Azriel]

wtg Hurricane.

[Xero]

STAY IN THE BACK! Cause Ric Flair is gonna kick your ass for saying "heel" and dressing up like a fan :shifty:

[Savio]

LOL, Hurricane said "HEEL" before to Flair
He did I didn't catch it...

[Azriel]

neither did I :lol:

[Mayo]

I hope this means the death of Hurricane and resurrection of Gregory/Shane Helms, but I doubt it :(

LC, patience is not one of your strong suits! There are still 2 more girls to go :naughty:

[Xero]

I love the SS commercial with Eugene and Regal :rofl:

[Azriel]

btw, I predict I'll hit 1000 posts tonight

[Loose Cannon]

I hope this means the death of Hurricane and resurrection of Gregory/Shane Helms, but I doubt it :(

LC, patience is not one of your strong suits! There are still 2 more girls to go :naughty:

:yes:

[Lara Emily]

EC-DUB EC-DUB EC-DUB :)

[Loose Cannon]

ECW ECW ECW

[Azriel]

I agree Xero, that commercial is much funnier.

[Loose Cannon]

I want one of those La Resistence robes :naughty:

[Lara Emily]

All these Divas suck, and you know why they suck? Because they aren't wrestlers, they are models at best, and even they they aren;t even appaling to the eye and they make my ears bleed.

[Lara Emily]

ECW ECW ECW
Beat you to it :p

[I-Hate-You]

After the InVasion, Ric Flair re-hired Hurricane because he thought WWE (then WWF) needed more super heros.

Nobody remembers that?

[Xero]

GOREGOREBAHGAWDGORE!

[V]

when did rhyno stop jobbing

[Mayo]

I think this team of Rhyno and Tajiri has some potential. Two talented wrestlers that will be stuck in the lowcard, so why not make a team to spice up the tag division?

[Xero]

After the InVasion, Ric Flair re-hired Hurricane because he thought WWE (then WWF) needed more super heros.

Nobody remembers that?
Honestly I dont...

[I-Hate-You]

:n:

[Azriel]

I do.

[Azriel]

I, Robot better be good.

[Azriel]

Maven's gonna get squished

[Azriel]

Its jobber time!

[Xero]

Why is Maven so enthusiastic about being in the lower card?

[Loose Cannon]

god, TRISH is SOOOOOOOOOO HOTT :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[RemyRed]

The Hurricane is the man. I'm hoping for a push tonight, and what a cheap fucking plug for dodgeball...like I'm really gonna rush out and see it now.

[Azriel]

He's just glad to be on TV I guess

[I-Hate-You]

:shifty:

Trish has a cute tummy.

[Mayo]

Trish looks fuckin' hot as usual :drool:

Nidia doesn't look that great, as usual.

Wow, this is one of the few times that Tomko may be the more talented person in the ring.

[Loose Cannon]

When's Maven turning heel god dammit :mad:

[The Forgotten One]

god, TRISH is SOOOOOOOOOO HOTT :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Agreed. Shes soo hot with that pony tail. :drool:

[Azriel]

Like theres a time when Trish isn't hot?

[Xero]

The Hurricane is the man. I'm hoping for a push tonight, and what a cheap fucking plug for dodgeball...like I'm really gonna rush out and see it now.
I bet 50% of the 10-16 year olds who watch Raw will...

[Loose Cannon]

FK'N TRISH IS HOTT :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Azriel]

I've seen it. Its actually pretty funny

[The Forgotten One]

What a great pop for Benoit. :sarcasism:

[Xero]

Looks like Chris just got back from Greasy Bob's BBQ...

[Azriel]

I guess Jericho likes to create drama :lol:

[Savio]

The botched and the buried up next.

[Azriel]

I have no desire to see Thunderbirds.

[Xero]

The botched and the buried up next.
Today's Topic: Whores Who Botch and Monsters... WHO'S DA DADDY!?

[Azriel]

Poor Kane.

[Xero]

When the fuck is Carrot Top gonna be off my TV?

[Azriel]

JERICHO!!!!

*bows down*

[Xero]

LMAO!

[Azriel]

that's cool he's playing up musical chairs.

[I-Hate-You]

When the fuck is Carrot Top gonna be off my TV?

I wish I could be unfunny, anorexic, and have a voice that calls for my vocal chords to be ripped out and put in museum plus be paid millions by ATT.

[Azriel]

So cool. Give him the WWE title damnit.

[Mayo]

Someone needs to plant headphones playing a subliminal message tape with Y2J chants while Vince sleeps.

[Xero]

Reverb!

[Loose Cannon]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTAAAAAAAAAAA

[Azriel]

We're having technical difficulties here :lol:

[Xero]

Did she get breast implants?

[Xero]

Dead whore botching...

[I-Hate-You]

Lita looks hot for the first time in about four months.

She also doesn't look pregnant one damn bit.

[Lara Emily]

Wonder if something like this is gonna happen to Orton again tonight?

[Azriel]

Not recently Xero.

[Loose Cannon]

WOAH, LITA's pretty good at being pissed off. She can't act sad for shit though

[Loose Cannon]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Azriel]

shes taken acting lessons.

[Xero]

THATS IT! SHE LOOKS LIKE ELVIS! HER FACE LOOKS LIKE ELVIS!

Thats been bugging me for a while :shifty:

[I-Hate-You]

Lita is eating her hair.

[Loose Cannon]

DOOOOOO TO YOUUUUUUUUUU

[Loose Cannon]

KANE CREATED THE WORLD IN 7 DAYS TOO

[Loose Cannon]

IT'S THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR. BAH GAWD

[Xero]

Looks like Kane is taking Lamaz classes...

[Azriel]

get out there Chris. too late.

[I-Hate-You]

Uh oh, Jericho hurt his knee. Or at least he grabbed for it.

[ilt_undertaker]

Wow, listening to Lita was torture

[Loose Cannon]

LOL JERICHO

[Typing Drunk]

i think Lita's the most manly out of all 3 of them. she used to be hot.

[Lara Emily]

Jericho jobber to the stars and the not so stars :(

[Mayo]

LOL, Jericho is the fucking man!

[Azriel]

He looks like hes going to explode.

[Loose Cannon]

Wow, listening to Lita was torture

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING about? She was good tonight.

[RGWhat316]

LMAO at Jericho :rofl:

[FearedSanctity]

LOL @ Jericho

[I-Hate-You]

R.I.P. Jericho

[Azriel]

Jericho rules.

[Savio]

Kanes getting a shovel...He may unbury himself!

[Xero]

Wouldnt it be weird if Spiderman came out during Hurricane/Flair and saved Hurricane?

[Mayo]

Wow, listening to Lita was torture

*mixes a marguerita to comfort ilt*

You're welcome ;)

[FearedSanctity]

When WWE knows the have a shit show booked, they should just let Jericho talk for 2 hours

[ilt_undertaker]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING about? She was good tonight.
Yeah, but I really dont like her.

[RGWhat316]

This is pretty much Kane/Tori all over again

[Azriel]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING about? She was good tonight.
Wow. It's been a while since someone here's said that :eek:

[ilt_undertaker]

*mixes a marguerita to comfort ilt*

You're welcome ;)
:roll:

[Savio]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING about? She was good tonight.
:naughty:

[I-Hate-You]

Wouldnt it be weird if Spiderman came out during Hurricane/Flair and saved Hurricane?
Only to be held down by Triple H moments later.

Not even the awesome power of Spider-man can tame the almighty Triple H.

[The One]

Jericho = the man.

[Loose Cannon]

Wow. It's been a while since someone here's said that :eek:

I always give credit where credit is do. Exceot for Edge :mad:

[RGWhat316]

Only to be held down by Triple H moments later.

Not even the awesome power of Spider-man can tame the almighty Triple H.
Then HHH no-sells the web.

[Azriel]

I wonder if Orton's going to have a match tonight?

[FearedSanctity]

I wonder if Orton's going to have a match tonight?

He better

[Azriel]

I hear ya.

[Xero]

Kane's boot is untied...

[Loose Cannon]

Then HHH no-sells the web.

LOL.

[Azriel]

HHH would no sell the wrath of God. Oh wait, he is God

[Xero]

You can always tell Kane is going to miss that...

[Loose Cannon]

HHH would no sell the wrath of God. Oh wait, he is God

He did already. He was the Arc

[Azriel]

that was pretty cool move.

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>Where the fuck is Carmella DeCesare?</font>

[Loose Cannon]

<font color=969696>Where the fuck is Carmella DeCesare?</font>

SHE came out and HHH fk'ed her in the ass.

[Azriel]

Get him Chris.

[Mayo]

Jericho is going to job again I think :mad:

[Azriel]

We'd all like to do that. :drool:

[RGWhat316]

This kills me that they have Jericho provoke Kane, Kane is all pissed coming to the ring......commercial........match is already on in a submission. It's like they built it up for nothing!

[FearedSanctity]

All Jericho had to do was grab Kane's leg's to put him in the Walls. So why did he flip Kane over and the try to flip him over again?

[Xero]

WOO! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!

[Mr. Marcus]

Since when did Kane become such a damn sissy. :(

[Azriel]

since the writers wished it so.

[6to1]

Jericho is going to job again I think :mad:
i am glad no one jobed that was a good dq

[Mr. Marcus]

It's a crying shame, really.

[Loose Cannon]

SHE came out and HHH fk'ed her in the ass.

:lol:

[Azriel]

that was a cool chokeslam


6

[Vazz]

Nice double choke slam.

[Azriel]

You laughing at your own comment there LC :lol:

5

[Mayo]

I wonder if I'll go see Ric Flair when he comes to my city. I don't plan on buying the book, but I guess it would be a great read anyways.

[Savio]

LC doesn't seem like LC tonight.

[Mr. Marcus]

I wonder if I'll go see Ric Flair when he comes to my city. I don't plan on buying the book, but I guess it would be a great read anyways.


Just don't look directly into his eyes..... He doesn't like that.

[Azriel]

He's probably a bit delirious with the whole mod thing. :lol:

4

[FearedSanctity]

WOO! Diva Search! Piss break

[ilt_undertaker]

That girl is ugly, but I would like to have her outfit

[Azriel]

I don't think so.

3

[Savio]

Nipple....

[RGWhat316]

She getting booed??

[Xero]

Crowd is pretty quiet... I think she IS being booed...

[Azriel]

Outfitt's pretty cool, but she has to go

2

[Mayo]

LC doesn't seem like LC tonight.

The upcoming Mod responsibilities are getting to him :-\


This diva is fucking ugly, and people were booing her LOL

[FearedSanctity]

Her voice makes me wanna jab a sharpened pencil into my ear

[Loose Cannon]

SHUT THAT MUSIC OFF.

[Typing Drunk]

When WWE knows the have a shit show booked, they should just let Jericho talk for 2 hours

It would just be a Jericho talk show every monday then... :lol:

[Vazz]

Wow that chick was worse than the first one.

[Loose Cannon]

lol, she got like no reaction at all

[Mr. Marcus]

If I paid 60 bucks to sit and watch that non-sense, I'd boo too.

[RGWhat316]

I did see them eliminate a bunch more of the women hotter than she was.

[Azriel]

She was pretty awful. Bring on Carmella, please

1

[Xero]

Maybe they ARE looking for tallent!?












:shifty:

[FearedSanctity]

The people don't want some damn Diva Search. They wanna see Rhyno win more damnit.

[Xero]

Flair's right nostril is alot bigger than his left...

[ilt_undertaker]

Who's Flair wrestling?

[Loose Cannon]

Orton needs to RKO some of these divas

[Xero]

Who's Flair wrestling?
Hurricane...

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>Carmella DeCesare had better be the third Diva Search chick.

The crowd will give her infinite cheers.</font>

[Watson]

Flair's right nostril is alot bigger than his left...


LOL!