Official Raw Thread - July 19, 2004

[V]

i love batista's theme

[Anybody Thrilla]

Dont get tix right away, wait for the day of the show, I bet you can score primo seats for like half the price.

Probably so. Last time SmackDOWN! was here, a buddy of mine won 4 tickets off the radio, so that was pretty sweet. Hopefully he'll do it again.

[KingofOldSchool]

Vince has money.

WOOO!

[Anybody Thrilla]

i love batista's theme

I second that notion. I go around humming it all the time like a big dork chop.

[Loose Cannon]

Bret was suppose to meet Shane today about his DVD.hmmmmm coiencidence he was mentioned

lol, read that. They probably got into a fight.

[Xero]

Bret was suppose to meet Shane today about his DVD.hmmmmm coiencidence he was mentioned
Shit I forgot about that... What a cheap shot...

[The CyNick]

Bret was suppose to meet Shane today about his DVD.hmmmmm coiencidence he was mentioned

I was thinking the same thing. They are so low class it sometimes even surprises me.

[Mayo]

Where are you, Anybody Thrilla?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think if Flair had his way he would rather have Tomko Vs Mark Henry at every RAW main event than Mick Foley ever returning to WWE

Mark Henry IS pretty sick. :shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Where are you, Anybody Thrilla?

Cincinnati, OH

[Xero]

Mick is HALF the man Mark Henry is... Litterally...

[Azriel]

And I'm back. Sucks we only get to vote once. Ah well, I vote for Carmella.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Last time they were in Cincinnati, Stephanie gave that awful promo that had the building booing for like ten minutes. I swear I saw people walking out. I didn't really notice if they were going to piss or whatever, but it didn't look as full at the end of the show.

[Thriller]

Anyone think it possible to see Bret in Benoits corner and fLAIR in the games at summerslam

[Mayo]

Oh nice. The Smackdown after Summerslam is coming to Hamilton, Ontario and I was thinking of going. Tickets went on sale like a month ago, and there are still floor seats left :lol:

[Azriel]

Foley rules and Flair can just kiss my ass. Self-righteous prick :mad:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Anyone think it possible to see Bret in Benoits corner and fLAIR in the games at summerslam

Doubt it. I think Flair and Bret have legitimate heat.

[The CyNick]

Anyone think it possible to see Bret in Benoits corner and fLAIR in the games at summerslam

In a word, no. In three words No fu$#ing way

[V]

Anyone think it possible to see Bret in Benoits corner and fLAIR in the games at summerslam

This is the WWE, not ... something else

[The CyNick]

Oh nice. The Smackdown after Summerslam is coming to Hamilton, Ontario and I was thinking of going. Tickets went on sale like a month ago, and there are still floor seats left :lol:

See,a nd if you show up the day of the show scalpers will be trying to unload their tiz at cheap prices.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh nice. The Smackdown after Summerslam is coming to Hamilton, Ontario and I was thinking of going. Tickets went on sale like a month ago, and there are still floor seats left :lol:

Haha, I could probably get a seat at Tazz and Michael Cole's table if I wanted to.

[Loose Cannon]

BRET WILL NEVER DO A STORYLINE AGAIN IN THE WWE

[Azriel]

Probably could

[Shadow]

Wow...Batista's not getting alot of pop. Weird for a hometown boy.

[The CyNick]

we're people chanting for Batista?

[Azriel]

Unfortunately, Bret will never come back to the WWE

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>Carmella :love:</font>

[Xero]

Batista is nothing but a big veiny blob...

[Anybody Thrilla]

But fortunately, a Bret DVD can still be released.

[Azriel]

Wasn't HHH in an ironman match with Jericho a while back?

[The CyNick]

BRET WILL NEVER DO A STORYLINE AGAIN IN THE WWE

On the one hand I hope he doesn't, but then again I'd like to see them put out a proper DVD on him where he gets to set the record straight.

[Loose Cannon]

we're people chanting for Batista?

LOL, Really? I stepped away for a sec. WOW

[Azriel]

We can only hope Thrilla

[Xero]

Wasn't HHH in an ironman match with Jericho a while back?
He had one w/ Rock, I know that...

[Thriller]

Well think about it.He meets with Shane a month before a ppv is in Brets home counry.He gets mentioned on TV.I would get huge intreste in the rematch.Plus next week an iron man match which is the match bret famous.not mention mention in is article about flair

[KingofOldSchool]

Wasn't HHH in an ironman match with Jericho a while back?

Yeah like 4 years ago. :|

[The CyNick]

LOL, Really? I stepped away for a sec. WOW

I couldn't tell, it might have been "chris-ben-wahh" just as easily though.

[Shadow]

Refs are soooo brave.

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sounds like they popped for that powerbomb.

[Shadow]

Also....damn. Just...damn.

[Loose Cannon]

ok, People just cheered that powerbomb. They Love Batista now.

[The CyNick]

weakest world champ....ever, seriosuly Bradhsaw looks more credible at this point, and I'm not even joking.

[Shadow]

Who doesn't pop for the powerbomb?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Batista = Over...

...inflated

[Loose Cannon]

They gotta turn Benoit heel.

[The CyNick]

ok, People just cheered that powerbomb. They Love Batista now.

Its NWO all over again, fans have nobody to cheer for, so they just cheer for the heels.

[Loose Cannon]

ORTON INTERVIEW NEXT :D :D :D

[The CyNick]

I dont think Jericho and Hunter ever had an Ironman match, they've had every other kind of match though

[Shadow]

You know...if I won that contest, I'd demand Secrete Service gear. And a "Protect the Package" skit.

[Mayo]

They gotta turn Benoit heel.

:yes:

[KingofOldSchool]

weakest world champ....ever, seriosuly Bradhsaw looks more credible at this point, and I'm not even joking.


LOL.

Gold.

[Azriel]

thats because this is Batistas hometown I guess

[Anybody Thrilla]

I went nuts at Hooters when Edge beat Orton. Firstly, I was pissed because it was raining and the satellite lost half the match. But when Edge won, I was screaming and kicking chairs and all that madness. They gave me a free Vengeance promotional poster with Randy Orton on it, though!....but then I got drunk and left it at a party afterwards.

*sigh*

RKO!

[KingofOldSchool]

I dont think Jericho and Hunter ever had an Ironman match, they've had every other kind of match though

Wait a minute I was mistaking the Iron Man Match for the Last Man Standing match. :-\

[Loose Cannon]

Its NWO all over again, fans have nobody to cheer for, so they just cheer for the heels.

You're right. That's why Orton needs to go babyface soon

[Shadow]

That's when we'll see if Orton could be the next Rock.

[Azriel]

Orton rocks as a heel though

[The CyNick]

I went nuts at Hooters when Edge beat Orton. Firstly, I was pissed because it was raining and the satellite lost half the match. But when Edge won, I was screaming and kicking chairs and all that madness. They gave me a free Vengeance promotional poster with Randy Orton on it, though!....but then I got drunk and left it at a party afterwards.

*sigh*

RKO!

Dont worry, Randy will make everything better tonight.

[Mayo]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAA

[Azriel]

Jericho is more Rock than Orton is. I don't know what kind of face Orton would make

[The CyNick]

Wait a minute I was mistaking the Iron Man Match for the Last Man Standing match. :-\

Yeah, I was pretty sure they didn't have one.

I think there have only been three of them; HBK-Bret, HHH-Rock and Angle-Lesnar.

[The CyNick]

You're right. That's why Orton needs to go babyface soon

fo' shizzle

[Shadow]

You know what....I belive her when she says that. GO LITA!

[The CyNick]

Lita: I slept with HBK too

[The CyNick]

Lita: and Jeff

[The CyNick]

Lita: and your grandma

[Azriel]

Yeah, I was probably thinking about Rock then

[Loose Cannon]

Got that shirt :yes:

[The CyNick]

Solid point by Orton

[Shadow]

When did Randy kill Stone Cold?

[Mayo]

Stop making Matt look like a fucking pussy. Guys don't need time to make decisions like that. They act like Brock:

KILL HOMOS!!! KILL INTERNET! KILL!!!!!!!!!

[Azriel]

remind me when Orton punked out Austin.

[Loose Cannon]

YOU SUCK EDGE

[The CyNick]

Edge: I came back to be a statistic on a Tripel H t-shirt

[Shadow]

Wow...Edge is saying what some of us are thinking.

[The CyNick]

weak, meanwhile Edge's dad was turning tricks on Jarvis (local joke)

[Mayo]

I don't like that Orton shirt, I prefer the My Little Pony one :p

[Rock Bottom]

Wowwwwwwwwww. Batista is gonna be the WWE's version of Goldberg. I don't exactly agree with the logic, but Batista totally destroyed Benoit, and we know a while ago he just knocked Jericho out. He is really getting an exclamation point put on him. I dunno, gonna write about him in my next column, he was actually impressive... Look forward to seeing more out of him and how long he can go, etc.

In other news... Edge must die for trash mouthing Randy Orton in such a manner.

[Thriller]

remind me when Orton punked out Austin.

At Survivor Series 2003 he got the pin over HBK in the match that was suppose to end Austins career

[Mayo]

weak, meanwhile Edge's dad was turning tricks on Jarvis (local joke)

I guess its gotta be very local, because I live in Mississauga :-\

[The CyNick]

I guess its gotta be very local, because I live in Mississauga :-\

gay part of the city

[Azriel]

Oh, so it was a technicality. Thats what I thought.

[Mayo]

Gotcha :y:

[Shadow]

....What!? That's the offical themesong?! Weird. Oh well. Jericho's on.

[Azriel]

Wow, Rush goes WWE? Nice move WWE

[The CyNick]

Not exactly a hardcore theme

[RemyRed]

Jericho's old Pearl Jam song in WCW was much better... :nono:

[Shadow]

Its a friggin Alan Jackson song!

[Azriel]

Well, since we have two Canadians hold the two big titles and a Canadian holding the Womens title, I guess it must've been a favor to them.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well, I'm off to a cookout. I'll have to watch the rest of this masterpiece tomorrow after work. Take it easy, folks.

[Azriel]

Oh wait, all Candians hold titles on RAW.

[Shadow]

Btw...that envelop was in Jericho's pants.

[The CyNick]

Well, I'm off to a cookout. I'll have to watch the rest of this masterpiece tomorrow after work. Take it easy, folks.

take me with you

[The CyNick]

Oh wait, all Candians hold titles on RAW.

Is Benoit American? And is Conway Canadian?

[Azriel]

I wish they'd show the standings of the voting. Maybe another sign the contest is rigged.

[Mayo]

Oh wait, all Candians hold titles on RAW.

Jericho doesn't :(

I think you meant it the other way around :)

[Azriel]

well, Sylvian is Canadian and so is Benoit. I dont think Rob is.

[Shadow]

I wish Jericho would go back to the old Walls of Jericho. Not the friggin Boston Crab

[Azriel]

Yeah, all titleholders on RAW are from Canada, with the exception of Conway

[Shadow]

Oh boy...Kane's credibility just went down a bit more.....or not.

[The CyNick]

SWERVE SWERVE SWERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shadow]

Go to commercial!

[Azriel]

Commercial.

[Shadow]

Who didn't see that happening?

[The CyNick]

this really has been a terrible show

[Azriel]

I'll admit I didn't

[Shadow]

Rep for you for not seeing that.`

[Azriel]

Yeah Cynick, hasn't exactly rocked my socks off either

[KingofOldSchool]

It's the Carrot Top Raw Commercial Break of DOOM.

[The CyNick]

Yeah Cynick, hasn't exactly rocked my socks off either

At least Orton is main eventing.

[Shadow]

Best Raw Commercial Break I've ever seen was when they had a Diva battle royal, they go to commercial, come back and the match is almost over.

[Azriel]

so I guess Jericho is going to lose now, huh?

[The CyNick]

Best Raw Commercial Break I've ever seen was when they had a Diva battle royal, they go to commercial, come back and the match is almost over.

that one was funny

[Azriel]

We can all be glad of that Cynick. Orton rules

[The CyNick]

so I guess Jericho is going to lose now, huh?

I could see Hardy getting in there, and Jericho winning again, but then Kane lays them both out and laughs in an evil manner.

[Azriel]

I remember that Shadow. There was like 7 ladies, commercial, down to 3 :lol:

[RemyRed]

Damn Kane reminds me of that guy from Addams Family...

[Shadow]

Where's Kane taking Jericho JR? To my house. Since I live like...5 miles or so from DC.

[Shadow]

I remember that Shadow. There was like 7 ladies, commercial, down to 3 :lol:

Yep...best Diva match I've never seen.

[Azriel]

He does look like Lurch a bit.

[The CyNick]

The Crane hit Kane in the Rain in Spain

[Azriel]

Okay...

[Mayo]

At least Jericho is getting some tv time. Looks like the Y2J/Batista program is next.

[Shadow]

I guess Evolution needs a new retard in the group since Eugene got kicked out.

[RemyRed]

I was thinkin Fester, but i guess he looks like a mix of both....weird :wtf:

[KingofOldSchool]

It's Lex Luger's steel plate forearm of DOOM.

Luger morphed into Batista's body. :eek:

[Azriel]

Give Jericho the damn title WWE

[Shadow]

It's Lex Luger's steel plate forearm of DOOM.

Luger morphed into Batista's body. :eek:

Alot of old school guys are doing that these days. new fashion statement.

[TheDiva]

Kane reminds me of Uncle Fester, I'm just waiting for him to stick a light bulb in his mouth and for it to light up.

[Dragoneyes]

that idiot batista is gonna kill someone i swear

[Shadow]

NOOOOOOOOOO! I liked that commercial.

[Shadow]

And that was an experiance that I'll never forget.

[Mayo]

Give Jericho the damn title WWE

You're not telling us anything we don't already know.





:cool:

[Azriel]

Somehow I think you might be waiting a while Diva. :lol: Welcome to TPWW by the way.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, Batista is mad over tonight

[Shadow]

Somehow I think you might be waiting a while Diva. :lol: Welcome to TPWW by the way.

Now go fuck yourself. Sorry...efed joke.

[Azriel]

we can hope Batista will kill himself then Dragon :lol:

[RemyRed]

With all the dumb things Kane has ever been involved in, he might be sticking lightbulbs in his mouth real soon.

[Azriel]

Sadly, you may be right.

[Azriel]

Diva match coming up?

[Shadow]

Let's hope not.


God damn Lita! Stop making me botch spelling!

[Dragoneyes]

we can hope Batista will kill himself then Dragon :lol:

we can hope but the way the wwe runs things we would acctualy lose someone with talent. :shifty:

[Azriel]

I know, but its usually predictable that it would come at this time

[Shadow]

I didn't know LC was in this competition.

[Azriel]

i hope Tracie gets eliminated first

[Azriel]

well, I guess this is better then

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>GOD DAMN!</font>

[Mayo]

Love that lime green bikini :drool:

[Azriel]

Amy's probably the oldest of them. She's like 32, but she still looks gorgeous

[KingofOldSchool]

If Trish comes out and knocks all of them out with her cast, I will become a Trish fan.

[RemyRed]

:-\ I've seen better than all of em.

[Azriel]

Betcha its going to be between Carmella and Christy in the end.

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>You haven't seen better than Carmella DeCesare. Impossible.</font>

[Shadow]

I didn't pay much attention to that. They don't really interest me that much.

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>Christy is ugly, by the way.</font>

[Loose Cannon]

I didn't know LC was in this competition.

LOL, WHAT?

[Azriel]

This next one should be good

[Shadow]

Didn't one of the Divas say she'd make out with Randy right there? My point, sir, is made.

[Loose Cannon]

***BOWS DOWN.

[Mayo]

Maria is pretty hot too.

Edge/Orton rematch should be good :y:

[RemyRed]

Yeah one did, Carmella I think it was.

[ilt_undertaker]

The Coach :love:

[RemyRed]

Edge/Orton should be good, but the way the night has been going, it probably won't.

[RemyRed]

I wonder if Kimberly Page tried entering the Diva Comp when it was first announced.

[TheDiva]

Edge/Orton should be entertaining, although Edge will probably keep the title.

[Azriel]

It'll be the only saving grace to quite a dull RAW

[Azriel]

That should be good

[Shadow]

That's true. I wanna see a face Randy!

[Azriel]

****BOWS DOWN*****

[Shadow]

Oh yeah. *bows down to Edge*

[Azriel]

BOOO!!! j/k

[V]

i don't think randy should be face until he faces cena at a wrestlemania

[I-Hate-You]

Why does Randy walk like he has a corn cob stuck up his ass?

[Mayo]

Edge/Orton should be entertaining, although Edge will most definitely keep the title.

Fixed

[TheDiva]

Raw is suffering the 'Week After A PPV Dullness' Disorder :shifty:

[The CyNick]

*bows down to Edge.....then sticks a thumb in his eye*

[Azriel]

Is Earl Hebner like getting ready to retire? You don't see him ref many high profile matches lately.

[The CyNick]

RAN-DY RAN-DY RAN-DY

[Shadow]

He's getting old TB....that's all. He was in one match eairlier tonight. I think they have him do all world title matches.

[Azriel]

Kick his ass Randy.

[RemyRed]

It'd be cool if we could place bets...

[The CyNick]

damn son

[Shadow]

COMMERCIAL BREAK DURING MATCH! DRINK!

[Azriel]

where's LC? Masturbating probably. :lol:

[Mayo]

Orton looks like a stalker when he does that crazy stare :|

[Savio]

Good match so far

[Savio]

You think the wrestlers play cards during the break in their matches?

[RemyRed]

Man I'm sick of seeing collect call commercials.

[Azriel]

:lol:@Savior

[RemyRed]

I'd rather they just make Rey Mysterio change the 619 to the 10-10-321 or w/e their sponsor is.

[Shadow]

You think the wrestlers play cards during the break in their matches?

Nope...they keep going at it. At least on RAW they do.

[Azriel]

I think he was joking Shadow :lol:

[Shadow]

I'm too stoned to know that.

[Shadow]

Oh look...blood. In the mouth.

[Azriel]

Ah, good call.

[Shadow]

Eugene's back next week.

[Azriel]

collision.

[Ricky]

Nope...they keep going at it. At least on RAW they do.
LOL

[Shadow]

And what's so funny Ricky?

[Azriel]

probably will be Shadow. He'll be the next Mr. America :lol:

[Shadow]

Edge is Test! It all makes sense now!

[RemyRed]

Originally said by Jim Ross
And what a night it's been

Who the hell are you kidding JR?

[Shadow]

And that must've hurt. Really...it looked that hard and stiff.

[Azriel]

where is everybody? getting quiet in here

[TheDiva]

I think JR is watching another program

[Shadow]

Wait till Randy loses....We'll have things pick up. Really, we will.

[Azriel]

ref bump

[The CyNick]

Batista?

[Shadow]

Wow...Randy just said fuck. Cool.

[Azriel]

then Shelton or Rock

[The CyNick]

yah!

[Azriel]

RKO!!!!!

[Mayo]

RKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edge will kick out

[Shadow]

Quick! Do a heel turn and...hit that nice RKO. Best one that I've seen.

[The CyNick]

damn

[Shadow]

Rep for you Mayo.

[Azriel]

Damn this is good.

[The CyNick]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RemyRed]

Evan Kourageous would've had this one won already.. :nono:

[The CyNick]

Randy Chants

[Azriel]

LC's creaming his pants

[The CyNick]

booooooooooooooo

[Innovator]

EDGE USED THE FUCKING ROPE!

[Shadow]

...Edge just...cheated to win?! Oh LC....you might wanna get in here.

[Mayo]

Damn, I thought Edge was going to win there.

Oh well he just won there.

[Azriel]

God damnit

[Innovator]

Does Evolution just not care about Randy anymore?

[The Forgotten One]

That cheating son of a bitch.

[Azriel]

Benoit/HHH better be the best match, or else I'll puke :lol:

[TheDiva]

Man that blows

[RemyRed]

So who do you all have for the Iron Man match?

[Azriel]

Benoit probably.

[Mayo]

Draw or Benoit

[Loose Cannon]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT

[Azriel]

Good call mayo. Can't see it going HHH's way.

[The CyNick]

Orton will get his revenge soon enough

[Shadow]

For an hour? They better be.

[Azriel]

Uh-oh. He's going to blow.

[Vazz]

lol@Edge cheating...
Ok time to see who dies on Joe Schmo. :P

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Benoit</font>

[I-Hate-You]

Someone put LC on another suicide watch.

[TheDiva]

I'm leaning towards tie. Benoit/HHH will go another round at SS. Maybe even a run in from a returning HBK, he should be due back soon right?

[Azriel]

that was stupid Ingrid getting booted so soon.

[AareDub]

Is the plan for Summerslam still Benoit v HHH? It doesn't make sense to me that they'd have an iron man match on raw only to have a regular match (rematch) on the ppv. If beating somebody in an hour long contest doesn't prove who is better then I can't think of anything that would. I'm not understanding the logic behind this one.

[Loose Cannon]

Holy sh**, that was a great match though. Great close call counts. But did you guys here practically the whole arena chant RANDY RANDY RANDY, when he kicked out of the last spear. Put a smile to my face :D

[Innovator]

I'm leaning towards tie. Benoit/HHH will go another round at SS. Maybe even a run in from a returning HBK, he should be due back soon right?
Eugene will interfere next week...guaranteed

[Loose Cannon]

AND LAMO at Randy "GET THE FUCK UP" to the guy in the chair. lol

[Innovator]

Is the plan for Summerslam still Benoit v HHH? It doesn't make sense to me that they'd have an iron man match on raw only to have a regular match (rematch) on the ppv. If beating somebody in an hour long contest doesn't prove who is better then I can't think of anything that would. I'm not understanding the logic behind this one.
maybe they're putting Batista vs. Benoit

or just HHH vs. Benoit vs. Eugene

anyway you slice it it'll be Eugene vs. HHH after last week and this week.

[TheDiva]

I hope Eugene kicks Trips behind all over the arena. But knowing H he'll probably no sell it and make Eugene job