Official Raw Thread - July 19, 2004

[Mayo]

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10 BECOMES NINE
July 19, 2004
Last Thursday night, over 25 of the world's most beautiful women competed for just 10 spots in the finals of the $250,000 RAW Diva Search. RAW Superstars Triple H, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho and Edge made the decision. Tonight, you make the decision. Watch RAW, as all 10 girls strut their stuff for you, the fans. Then you decide which girl you like the best. Details on voting will be made available on RAW.

WWE.com has just learned of a huge Vengeance rematch that will take place on this week's RAW. The new Intercontinental Champion, Edge, will defend his gold against former champion, and Evolution member, Randy Orton. Will the belt go back around Orton's waist? Find out tonight on RAW.


On Monday Night RAW last week, Eugene thought he had captured the World Heavyweight Championship. Then, during his post-match celebration, he thought his new "friends" Evolution were coming down to celebrate with him. Little did he know that the faction was coming to tear him apart. Led by Triple H, Evolution decimated Eugene, leaving him a bloody mess. What will happen next in the Eugene/Evolution saga? Tune in to RAW to find out (9/8 CT on Spike TV).

[Loose Cannon]

STICKY...RKO

[Mayo]

Once again, no mention of Benoit. The WWE is great :nono:

[Mayo]

You got a quick finger there, LC. Gotta love the new Mods :D

[Thriller]

Edge/Orton will end up in a giant brawl

[Cactus Sid]

Good to see the WWE pushing in-ring talent by promoting this Diva Search so heavily

[Thriller]

wow it hasnt even started and it being critisized :lol:

[Xero]

Good to see the WWE pushing in-ring talent by promoting this Diva Search so heavily
Main Event: Boobie on a Pole match!

[Mayo]

Hey Thriller, do you work for the WWE? Are you a spy sent to infiltrate internet boards to convince smarks that WWE is good? I'll have none of that! :rant:

[Thriller]

Main Event: Boobie on a Pole match!
winner gets a free boob job

[Azriel]

Well, its Monday night. Let's hope the show's good tonight. I can't wait to see what Eugene's going to do.

[The CyNick]

Hopefully tonight, the wrong from Vengeance will be righted.

[Xero]

winner gets a free boob job
Winner: Vince McMahon






:shifty:

[Azriel]

winner gets a free boob job
Like they need one :roll:

[Thriller]

Hey Thriller, do you work for the WWE? Are you a spy sent to infiltrate internet boards to convince smarks that WWE is good? I'll have none of that! :rant:
No this JBL aka HHH jr hear to cuss all you smarks lmao

[Thriller]

Hopefully tonight, the wrong from Vengeance will be righted.highly unlikly

[The CyNick]

highly unlikly

Yeah I'm assuming it will be a CF ending, which will set up the SS match, but one can dream.

[Azriel]

It's EGO time

[Xero]

I bet Eugene gets involved w/ the Divas one way or another...

[The CyNick]

YES!!!!!!!!!!! Trips!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Thriller]

WOW HHH starting off Raw i didn see that happening

[Mayo]

HHH got a pretty big pop.

[Azriel]

He usually does

[Thriller]

this week he challenges Satan

[Azriel]

Ok, wheres the swerve coming?

[Xero]

this week he challenges Satan
To the BOUNCY HOUSE OF DOOOOOM Match!

[The CyNick]

HHH got a pretty big pop.

People like the music, then he starts talking and people go to sleep.

[Azriel]

:lol: HHH

[Loose Cannon]

Come on, Give me Evolution music to start me off dammit.

[Xero]

LOL! Fart jokes... Great save...

[Mayo]

LOL, Triple H has no manners :nono:

[The CyNick]

Fart Jokes? Thats Cena's gimmick dammit.

[Azriel]

Eugene's not here?

[Thriller]

HHH is good as the smartass

[Xero]

If he kisses the camera...

[Loose Cannon]

CyNick, I don't think the fans will turn on Eugene now with what has happened.

[Xero]

Doesnt take a retard to know that... (About Triple H/Evolution hating Eugene)

[The CyNick]

CyNick, I don't think the fans will turn on Eugene now with what has happened.

they still will, he'll obviously get a good pop when he comes back, but after that his days as a face are numbered.

[Thriller]

I dont think he farted,he still sound constipated to me

[Azriel]

embarrasment? uhh, that embarrasment nearly won the World Title last week.

[The CyNick]

Leave Moms out of this, yo.

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>Dinsmore? Did he slip?</font>

[KingofOldSchool]

this week he challenges Satan

No, he challenges Bret Hart to a stroke match.

[Mayo]

Mrs. Dinsmore???

Is his in ring name Eugene Dinsmore? Either that, or I hope he become himself (Nick Dinsmore).

[The CyNick]

When's Benoit coming out?

[Azriel]

His wrestling name is Eugene Dinsmore.

[Xero]

Mrs. Dinsmore???

Is his in ring name Eugene Dinsmore? Either that, or I hope he become himself (Nick Dinsmore).
His name is Eugene Dinsmore storyline wise...

[The CyNick]

Holy Sh$t! Give Regal an Oscar!

[Azriel]

Tom Hanks you're not HHH :lol:

[Thriller]

Why do i think Eugene will be normal when he returns,because of the beating

[The CyNick]

It gets worse....

[KingofOldSchool]

Chris "The Crybaby" Benoit.

Hahahaha.

[Mayo]

Okay, thanks guys about the Dinsmore stuff :y:

[Azriel]

Huh?

[Loose Cannon]

Good clip right there. Nice emotion by Regal. At least some guys still care about doing the little things like that

[Azriel]

Of course next week.

[Xero]

HOLY FUCK!

[The CyNick]

Nooooooooo

[Thriller]

OMFG

[Loose Cannon]

lol, what? TITLE SWITCH

[Xero]

LMAO@No crowd response...

[The CyNick]

Trips for 60.

[Azriel]

Iron Man match?! HOLY SH!T

[Mayo]

So now HHH will take up about 75% of the show next week, hes slowly taking over the whole thing :roll:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Triple H wrestling for 60 minutes? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</font>

[Thriller]

Benoit will win

[The CyNick]

LMAO@No crowd response...

Its death to announce a huge match to a crowd that isn't going to be able to see it live in person.

[Loose Cannon]

Look at the flip side guys, BENOIT IS WRESTLING FOR 60 MINUTES

[Azriel]

Like that doesn't suprise you?

[Loose Cannon]

GOTTA BE OPTOMISTIC

[Xero]

I dunno... He may suprise us... And NOT win the title....




...And I will wake up in a cold sweat with him as champion...

[The CyNick]

Benoit will win

I wouldn't be surprised to see Hunter win, but I could also see a draw.

[The CyNick]

Look at the flip side guys, BENOIT IS WRESTLING FOR 60 MINUTES

you take the good, you take the bad.

[Thriller]

it will end in a draw to set up the SS match

[Azriel]

I couid see a draw too.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Don't worry guys, I'm here now! Miss me anyone?

[Xero]

Its death to announce a huge match to a crowd that isn't going to be able to see it live in person.

Ive heard huge pops for upcoming matches... Granted, most were PPV matches, but still, they can still get a pop...

[Loose Cannon]

Oh see, this is what I like. Regal standing up for Eugene. Shows he really does care about him even when he was taken back by managing him at first. That's good writing. :y: :y: :y:

[The CyNick]

Yeah!!! Reagl the ass kicker (at least until Evo comes out)

[Azriel]

Give him hell Regal!

[Thriller]

My mom is cheering regal lmao

[Xero]

Regal kicked Hunter's ass... :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

Regal is the man.

[Azriel]

So, is he going to come back as Nick Dinsmore then?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Maybe I should, but I really don't have a problem with this Diva Search.

[The CyNick]

Ive heard huge pops for upcoming matches... Granted, most were PPV matches, but still, they can still get a pop...

yeah its possible, moreso for PPV matches like you said. But in general when they do those "in 2 weeks" deals, the match gets very little reaction if not boos.

[Loose Cannon]

jeez, how fk'n long is that Diva segment going to be.

[Azriel]

IC match tonight. Yeah baby.

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>Carmella :love:</font>

[Anybody Thrilla]

jeez, how fk'n long is that Diva segment going to be.

As long as it takes Lawler to rub one out, most likely.

[Azriel]

10 weeks LC. Ten long weeks

[Thriller]

no more Eugene :(

[The CyNick]

I plan on watching baseball during the Diva Search stuff, yes baseball, that just shows how boring I think it will be......

Actually maybe I'll just watch porn instead.

[KingofOldSchool]

jeez, how fk'n long is that Diva segment going to be.

Well seeing how they are promoting that more than the World Title, I'd say about 61 minutes. Which will be one minute more than the 60 minute Iron Man World Title match next week.

[Xero]

jeez, how fk'n long is that Diva segment going to be.
Look at the time between "9" and "11" on a clock... Now cover about 7/10ths of it... Thats about it...

[Azriel]

You know, I liked being called brilliant better than lookin good :lol:

[The CyNick]

no more Eugene :(

As The Terminator would say, "dont worry, he'll be back"

[Loose Cannon]

I think I'll go run up and down the stairs during that segment

[Mayo]

I tried signing up to vote for the diva thing, and it says my postal code must contain numbers. Does that mean it is only US viewers that can vote? (I'm in Canada).

[Loose Cannon]

Well seeing how they are promoting that more than the World Title, I'd say about 61 minutes. Which will be one minute more than the 60 minute Iron Man World Title match next week.

lol, wouldn't surprise me at all.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So what are the chances of RKO recapturing his glorious title tonight?

[The CyNick]

Vive La Resistance!

[Azriel]

I smell Shelton run in.

[Loose Cannon]

VIVA LA RESISTENCE

[The CyNick]

*stands and salutes*

[Loose Cannon]

**STANDS UP

[The CyNick]

so very rude.

[Loose Cannon]

lol, only me and CyNick saluted?

[KingofOldSchool]

Hey it's The Network. :shifty:

[Thriller]

So what are the chances of RKO recapturing his glorious title tonight?
About as likly as HHH jobbing clean to Benoit next week

[The CyNick]

I now hate Tajiri

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why doesn't Sylvan just keep singing over the music? There aren't any lyrics, maybe he could just sing the anthem in time with Tajiri's music. Kinda like an Asian P. Diddy remix, ya know?

[Xero]

... Tajiri gets cheered for supporting the US, but Kenzo gets booed... :wtf:

[Loose Cannon]

dam site went down for a few minutes

[Xero]

Yep...

[Loose Cannon]

woooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anybody Thrilla]

LET'S GO SYLVAN!

[The CyNick]

sweet French revenge

[Xero]

Poor Rhyno gets the generic shirts... :nono:

[asphyXy]

http://divasearch.wwe.com

<font color=969696>You choose your favorite of the group. EVERYONE VOTE CARMELLA DECESARE!</font>

[The CyNick]

Speaking with French accent: Come on buy tix to house shows, who are you to resist? Come on, my children need wine!

[Mayo]

Is it only US residents that can vote? :mad:

[Xero]

Poor Jericho... Stuck promoting bullshit :nono:

[Loose Cannon]

OH GREAT. FK'N HIGHLIGHT REEL with Crap

[Anybody Thrilla]

http://divasearch.wwe.com

<font color=969696>You choose your favorite of the group. EVERYONE VOTE CARMELLA DECESARE!</font>

Carmella is amazing, but honestly, her personality is about the sh</>its.

I developed an unexplained enfatuation with that annoying red head chick for some reason. I hope she wins. And sleeps with me to celebrate.

[The CyNick]

time for basbeball or porn

[Thriller]

at least it will be funny,how many girl will he hit on

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>The red head is hideous. You can't be serious.</font>

[The CyNick]

nevermind, I found Jaws, I'll watch that instead

[Loose Cannon]

I'd go porn, unless the Yanks were playing. Dam Right.

[Loose Cannon]

"Smile YOU SON OF A BITCH"

-JAWS

[The CyNick]

I'd go porn, unless the Yanks were playing. Dam Right.

I'm stuck with the Jays, but they dont play till 10

[Anybody Thrilla]

<font color=969696>The red head is hideous. You can't be serious.</font>

Hideous? How do you call any of them <i>hideous</i>? I'd love to see the ass you pull if that's how you feel about it.

Anyway, I'm not even saying she's hotter than Carmella, because she's not. But Carmella seems like she has the personality of a cardboard carrot.

[Thriller]

I'd go porn, unless the Yanks were playing. Dam Right.
porn ,divas both serve the same purpose

[Xero]

Jericho doesnt seem or look very happy...

[Loose Cannon]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[V]

Does Jericho think he's Bob Barker?

[Xero]

Is that a Fozzy song? Cause it sounds ALOT like Jericho singing...

[Mayo]

I like the one in the yellow shirt for some reason (next to Carmella, of course). :naughty:

[Thriller]

fozzy in the background lol

[V]

carmella's haaawwwwt

[Anybody Thrilla]

They all dance like white girls.

[The CyNick]

Does Jericho think he's Bob Barker?

he wishes, at leats if he was Bob, he'd be getting a push on his show.

[Loose Cannon]

Does Jericho think he's Bob Barker?

I don't think Jericho really even knows who he is anymore

[The CyNick]

They all dance like white girls.

but they bang like Asian strippers

[Xero]

OH JESUS! THIS IS TEN WEEKS!?

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>So the voting starts after 10? Half hour...</font>

[Loose Cannon]

lol at audience BOOOOOOing

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't think Jericho really even knows who he is anymore

:lol:

I don't know why, but that was hilarious to me.

[Loose Cannon]

TERRIBLE

[Xero]

Julia looks like she's half high and half stupid... Or all stupid... I dunno...

[The CyNick]

big surprise....the crowd is crapping on it, glad I'm watching now.

[Thriller]

this will be scraped there getting booed more than the game

[ilt_undertaker]

LOL @ the crowd booing. This is the worst time to not have any Margarita's :(

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>Carmella got the biggest pop BY FAR. EVERYONE ELSE got booed except the last girl.

:love:</font>

[Anybody Thrilla]

Let's see if JR and The King no sell the crowd reaction.

[V]

hahaha everyone got booed besides carmella

[The CyNick]

Jericho: And now, here's Bradshaw with a broomstick!

[Loose Cannon]

Orton can save this segment by RKO'ing everyone

[Xero]

Who wants to bet that the envelope will be a stupid joke and be in Bischoff's or Jericho's pants...

[Thriller]

well its official this is rigged

[Anybody Thrilla]

Diva Search....

Searching for the immunity envelope....

Ahh, I see. It's all coming together now. This is intriguing!

[/bold faced lie]

[Loose Cannon]

POOR Jericho. Seriously. HE WAS THE FIRST FK'N UNDISPUTED CHAMPION

[Mayo]

This is so fucking stupid. Please don't waste my free tv time :mad:

[The CyNick]

Orton can save this segment by RKO'ing everyone

Dude, if that happened I would buy 10 of every piece of merch he has

[Loose Cannon]

Dude, if that happened I would buy 10 of every piece of merch he has
:lol:

[Xero]

Dude, if that happened I would buy 10 of every piece of merch he has
So... You'd buy 10 things?

[Xero]

This is so sad...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Where's Right To Censor when you need them?

[V]

i know WWE has a reputation of disrespecting women but this is getting ridiculous

[The CyNick]

So... You'd buy 10 things?

well, yes.

[Mayo]

LOL @ the crowd booing. This is the worst time to not have any Margarita's :(

Were you waiting for me to make one?

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>Ahh, Carmella bending over. :drool:</font>

[Loose Cannon]

I'M IN WRESTLING HELL

[Anybody Thrilla]

The gratuitous screaming makes it so much better.....right?

[The CyNick]

Bischoff: For ruining my office, you have to wrestle (dramatic pause)....(another dramatic pause)....Kane!

[Loose Cannon]

WOAH, Look at Carmella though. HOTT STUFF

[The CyNick]

I wish I was watching Legend of Wrestling PPV

[Xero]

Oh PLEASE Bisch, FIRE THEM ALL! (Besides Jericho)

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, SHE SAID EUGENE

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bischoff: For ruining my office, you have to wrestle (dramatic pause)....(another dramatic pause)....Kane!

Or worse yet...

Bischoff: For ruining my office, you have to (dramatic pause)....(another dramatic pause)....Do this again next week!

[Thriller]

did she say Eugene lol

[Loose Cannon]

She didn't even know Jericho's name for god sakes

[The CyNick]

WOAH, Look at Carmella though. HOTT STUFF

true, but cant we just give her the trophy or whatever

and on the plus side, they are better actresses than Torrie

[Xero]

Or worse yet...

Bischoff: For ruining my office, you have to (dramatic pause)....(another dramatic pause)....Do this again next week!
Or even worse yet....

Bischoff: For ruining my office, you have to (dramatic pause)....(another dramatic pause).... Do this for NINE MORE WEEKS!

[The CyNick]

She didn't even know Jericho's name for god sakes

rib

[Thriller]

YOU HAVE 3 MINUTES

[Xero]

did she say Eugene lol
LMAO! I thought I heard that!

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>WTFFFF PUT CARMELLA ON CAMERA!</font>

[The CyNick]

Or even worse yet....

Bischoff: For ruining my office, you have to (dramatic pause)....(another dramatic pause).... Do this for NINE MORE WEEKS!

noooooooooooooooo

[Mayo]

You tell em, Bisch! Get those sluts into my bed and off my tv!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Or even worse yet....

Bischoff: For ruining my office, you have to (dramatic pause)....(another dramatic pause).... Do this for NINE MORE WEEKS!

:'(

Sad but true.

[V]

it's as if theyr'e all bischoff's daughters

[The CyNick]

I dont know, on the one hand I'm pissed that I missed 12 minutes of Jaws, on the other hand, that was a pure Wrestlecrap moment that will live in wrestling history forever. Hard to say whether or not I made the right call.

[Anybody Thrilla]

On an unrelated note, when should we expect the CLB to be back?

[The CyNick]

You tell em, Bisch! Get those sluts into my bed and off my tv!

Bischoff is going to become a huge face from this.

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>During that whole thing, the only one that King mentioned by name was Carmella.

She is going to win without a doubt.</font>

[Savio]

POOR Jericho. Seriously. HE WAS THE FIRST FK'N UNDISPUTED CHAMPION
and the only undisputed champ in 2001

[The CyNick]

On an unrelated note, when should we expect the CLB to be back?

unknown, he's got back problems, its just a matter of when he feels better. I remember hearing Spet a while back.

[V]

http://www.amarillonet.com/images/headlines/011802/priceisright.jpg

lol its' Jericho a few minutes ago

[Xero]

I thought it was CLB! Damn!

[The CyNick]

http://www.amarillonet.com/images/headlines/011802/priceisright.jpg

lol its' Jericho a few minutes ago

Jericho was wearing a red dress?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Tomko doesn't deserve Christian's music.

[V]

tyson needs his own damn theme, i mean really, christian can't even make a surprise entrance cuz everyone will Just think it's tyson

[Xero]

Jericho was wearing a red dress?
:rofl: I dunno why, I found that funny...

[Mayo]

Trish doesn't look as hot as usual tonight :(

But she still is :p

WOOOOOOOOO! STACY! :drool:

[V]

LOL STACEY AND HURRICANE

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh god, whatever is about to happen just shouldn't.

[The CyNick]

Test breaks his neck, Hurricane swipes his girl

[Thriller]

OMG Stacy is on TV thats a switch

[Xero]

OMG, if Stacy is going to be Leg Girl, Im outa here...






:shifty:


On an unrelated note, I just drank a Coke and I'll prolly be up all night now :(

[Anybody Thrilla]

What are you talking about? Stacy's on TV all the time talking about Lita's baby and whatever other general dumbassery may be going on.

[The CyNick]

When they are trying to push a guy like TOmko, they should just have JR go: "That guy is big, therefore he's great"

[Anybody Thrilla]

Haha, who called Jericho/Kane?

[Xero]

When they are trying to push a guy like TOmko, they should just have JR go: "That guy is big, therefore he's great"
BAHGAWDhassesaregoodSTUNNERBBQSAUSE!

[FFD]

Stacy is definately banging.

[The CyNick]

terrible.

Stacy picked another loser

[KingofOldSchool]

My God that was the weakest big boot this side of Hulk Hogan. :nono:

[Anybody Thrilla]

If only Trish would jack Lita in the stomach like that, everything would be fine.

[Xero]

OMG! Rosey has a real costume!

[The CyNick]

Haha, who called Jericho/Kane?

*raises hand*

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Rosey's training over?

[Thriller]

OMG hes notSHIT anymore...oh wait never mind

[Anybody Thrilla]

*raises hand*

I give rep for correct predictions, as obvious as it was.

[Mayo]

Stacy is definately banging.

Why the name change, dude?

[Xero]

Is Rosey's training over?
He's now a SHOT... A Super Hero Outa Training






:shifty:

Note: I couldnt come up with another "I" word...

[The CyNick]

FLAIR: You're the biggets baddest man, but seriously dude, you look like a flaming homosexual type person.

BATISTA: wha?

FLAIR: Seriously man, whats with the naval tatoo, tell me that was a lost bet or at least a drunken bender, something.

BATISTA: *looks down in shame*

[Anybody Thrilla]

He's now a SHOT... A Super Hero Outa Training






:shifty:

Note: I couldnt come up with another "I" word...

Nice try, though

[Mayo]

OMG hes notSHIT anymore...oh wait never mind

:lol:

[The CyNick]

I give rep for correct predictions, as obvious as it was.

Sweet, how about this one: I predict HHH will get the World Title back at some point.

[Anybody Thrilla]

FLAIR: You're the biggets baddest man, but seriously dude, you look like a flaming ******.

BATISTA: wha?

FLAIR: Seriously man, whats with the naval tatoo, tell me that was a lost bet or at least a drunken bender, something.

BATISTA: *looks down in shame*

You can't call somebody a homo when you're notorious for your bejeweled robe.

[Savio]

evolution split :shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Great, SmackDOWN! is coming here on the 27th. You guys think I should go?

[Shadow]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Go back into Training Rosey! Now!

[The CyNick]

You can't call somebody a homo when you're notorious for your bejeweled robe.

Good point, I didn't know Space Mountain went both ways

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sweet, how about this one: I predict HHH will get the World Title back at some point.

Wokka wokka wokka

[Loose Cannon]

BAAATISTAAAA

[Loose Cannon]

FU FLAIR

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

Shots at Bret ahd Foley.

LOL

[Loose Cannon]

YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Mayo]

Fuck you, Flair! You senile old fool.

[Xero]

Holy shit... Right on AIR they are stating it... Man are these guys going to be pissed as hell...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bret Hart > Ric Flair

[The CyNick]

Great, SmackDOWN! is coming here on the 27th. You guys think I should go?

Dont get tix right away, wait for the day of the show, I bet you can score primo seats for like half the price.

[RemyRed]

Is Ric Flair jealous or something of these other Legends or something?

[V]

fucking flair

why the fuck would they read that out loud

BRET HART IS GOD

[KingofOldSchool]

FLAIR > YOU, FOLEY, AND STROKEMAN COMBINED

[mrslackalack]

I think if Flair had his way he would rather have Tomko Vs Mark Henry at every RAW main event than Mick Foley ever returning to WWE

[The CyNick]

Vince is a prick

[Thriller]

Bret was suppose to meet Shane today about his DVD.hmmmmm coiencidence he was mentioned