View Full Version : Stupidest things you ever heard Announcers say.
Savio
07-22-2004, 11:19 PM
Cole: This is what the dudleys do, They physicaly (sp?) wear down the opponent until the can pin them.
Thriller
07-22-2004, 11:28 PM
BAHGAWDSTUNNERBAHGAWG
cole: kurt angle, like spiderman, causing eddie the match
something like that anyway, this guy is very weird with some of the things he says
James Steele
07-22-2004, 11:32 PM
"PUPPIES!"
Innovator
07-22-2004, 11:35 PM
"Some people question whether the Undertaker is alive or dead"
GOD DAMMIT MICHAEL COLE!
Dorkchop
07-22-2004, 11:35 PM
TLC 3 (Tazz): Here comes Jeff. He's gotta be about 35 feet in the air.
I love Tazz and all, but seriously, Jeff was at most 15 feet in the air.
Any announcer refering to Sable as hot is funny. Gotta love those sphere breasts.
There are dumber things that I've heard, but this is the first one that pops into my mind. Crap, and I know I'm forgetting soooo many funny ones.
Savio
07-22-2004, 11:38 PM
Cole: Rene is just like the french army throwing a women in the way of John Cena.
JR: (referring to Garrison Cade) Lance missing with the clothesline
James Steele
07-22-2004, 11:47 PM
:lol:
Poor J.R. , he has been through so much shit and gets so much shit yet still manages to entertain us every week with his pointless banter.
HERE IS TO JIM F***ING ROSS!
King: "That's a heel for a heel."
i also hate how king is sexually attracted to randy orton, and passes on his jealousy of his body to JR
mrslackalack
07-23-2004, 01:10 AM
Tony Schavione saying Stings performance at BATB 96 vs the outsiders was the best performance of his carrer
Nowhere Man
07-23-2004, 01:16 AM
"There's the flying leg kick!!!"
"Here is your winner, Spike Dudley!!"
J.R: I'm telling 'ya, this young Maven is going to go a long way in his career.
J.R: You wouldn't see anybody like this Rico in old Oklahoma. :shifty:
J.R: Would 'ya shut up about the P.T.A for 5 minutes!!!
ColdwaVer
07-23-2004, 01:31 AM
JR: (referring to Garrison Cade) Lance missing with the clothesline
Well his name IS Lance. So long as he never calls Kane 'Glen...' or worse, 'Isaac.' :shifty:
J.R: Would 'ya shut up about the P.T.A for 5 minutes!!!
LMFAO, that was a funny one.
"He's tougher than a two dollar steak!"
The Fugitive
07-23-2004, 02:21 AM
Isaac Yankem told me the reason why Lex Luger is so stupid is because he has a cavity in his wisdom tooth
Favre4Ever
07-23-2004, 04:27 AM
Armaggedon 2000
Austin lifts a barrel to smash rikishi, but misses.
King: Goodness, J.R., those barrels have to weigh hundreds of pounds."
nelioneil
07-23-2004, 06:51 AM
(Referring to a back and forth match)
JR: King, this is just like in Oklahoma, with two bulls standing their ground in the farmyard
Or something along those lines.
PorkSoda
07-23-2004, 09:25 AM
This was on Smackdown a long time ago, when Rock Rock Bottomed British Bulldog on a pile of dog poop.
Cole: No no not in the dog poop! OW! ROCK BOTTOM IN THE DOG POOP! ROCK BOTTOM IN THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! OW, ROCK BOTTOM IN THE DOG POOP!
Jaton
07-23-2004, 10:24 AM
JR: BAHGAWD HE CAUGHT HIM MID-WOO!
(Shelton Benjamin and Ric Flair)
NoJabbaNoBogRoll
07-23-2004, 11:53 AM
Tazz: It's deja vu all over again, Cole!
King (When Jericho had someone in the Walls of Jericho, and was shouting 'Ask Him!' to the ref): Chris Jericho is obsessed with Austin!
OssMan
07-23-2004, 12:03 PM
Cole: Big Show treating Mysterio like a small child!
Corkscrewed
07-23-2004, 12:26 PM
http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/15.jpg
JR: ROCK BOTTOM!
:shifty:
Stickman
07-23-2004, 12:33 PM
I think it's funny when announcers say the steps into the ring are hundreds of pounds.
Savio
07-23-2004, 12:36 PM
This was on Smackdown a long time ago, when Rock Rock Bottomed British Bulldog on a pile of dog poop.
Cole: No no not in the dog poop! OW! ROCK BOTTOM IN THE DOG POOP! ROCK BOTTOM IN THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! OW, ROCK BOTTOM IN THE DOG POOP!
I remember that episode I taped it and the rock got him up for the rock bottom then My tape ran out
After Suzuki's debut match
Cole: Kenzo Suzuki with an impressive debut.
Or after Blackman vs Shane at SS when Blackman hit him off the titan tron
JR: King shane had to be 50 or 75 feet in the air.
loopydate
07-23-2004, 01:48 PM
Tony Schiavone had a line at Superbrawl '98 that was something to the effect of:
"When Savage's music hits tonight, this arena is literally going to explode!"
tucsonspeed6
07-23-2004, 02:26 PM
cole: kurt angle, like spiderman, causing eddie the match
something like that anyway, this guy is very weird with some of the things he says
You must have missed some of it. He said Kurt Angle climbed the cage like Spiderman, causing Eddie the match.
BLaZeR-
07-23-2004, 04:13 PM
During The Rock vs. Mankind "I Quit" match at Royal Rumble '99
*Rock climbs the turnbuckle during his entrance and does the eyebrow*
Lawler: "Oooh there's that Corporate Elbow."
Oxstar
07-23-2004, 04:19 PM
Tony Schiavone "Them trash cans are very thin they don't hurt much"
Corkscrewed
07-23-2004, 04:20 PM
This isn't exact.
Survivor Series 1999
JR: "Baw gawd, Austin just dropped that limo 20 feet to the ground!"
RAW next night
JR: "That limo must have been 30 feet in the air!!!"
SmackDOWN that week
Cole: "That limo was 50 feet in the air! How did HHH survive?"
CheesyChaz
07-23-2004, 05:25 PM
This was on Smackdown a long time ago, when Rock Rock Bottomed British Bulldog on a pile of dog poop.
Cole: No no not in the dog poop! OW! ROCK BOTTOM IN THE DOG POOP! ROCK BOTTOM IN THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! OW, ROCK BOTTOM IN THE DOG POOP!
http://mysite.freeserve.com/wwfmi/dogpoop.mp3
he says 'dog poop' 5 or 6 times in 12 seconds.
As for stupidest thing I heard an announcer say? I need to think about it.
Team Sheep
07-23-2004, 05:40 PM
Tony Schiavone "Them trash cans are very thin they don't hurt much"
lol seriously?
http://mysite.freeserve.com/wwfmi/dogpoop.mp3
he says 'dog poop' 5 or 6 times in 12 seconds.
As for stupidest thing I heard an announcer say? I need to think about it.
LMMFAO! REP! :rofl: OMG Cole is a fucking idiot... LMAO@King in the background too :lol:
Mark Madden (I Think, during a graveyard match or something, I heard it on WrestleCrap.com): Was that the tombstone or his head exploding!?
RemyRed
07-23-2004, 05:52 PM
King- There goes the IC Champ Randy Orton. My God look at him.....J.R. just look at that body. Mmmmm.... Uggh Im cumming!!... PUPPIES!!!
parkmania
07-23-2004, 07:42 PM
Tazz - "Well, here comes the pain"
It was OK the first 50 times, then it became old.
Tornado
07-23-2004, 08:01 PM
Tazz - "Well, here comes the pain"
It was OK the first 50 times, then it became old.
It was ok that many times?
parkmania
07-23-2004, 08:27 PM
It was ok that many times?
Not really, I was just playing.
You know, it was Tazz who started saying that, and it became Brock's official catch phrase, however I dont remember him saying it even ONCE...
parkmania
07-23-2004, 09:21 PM
You know, it was Tazz who started saying that, and it became Brock's official catch phrase, however I dont remember him saying it even ONCE...
You're kidding, right? Tazz said it EVERY time Brock's music hit...
CheesyChaz
07-23-2004, 10:11 PM
I think Xero Limit 126 mean Brock never said it.
BTW,Mr.Limit,Thanks for the rep:y:
Splaya
07-23-2004, 10:23 PM
Well his name IS Lance. So long as he never calls Kane 'Glen...' or worse, 'Isaac.' :shifty:
Or tells the Montoya joke again
I think Xero Limit 126 mean Brock never said it.
BTW,Mr.Limit,Thanks for the rep:y:
Yeah I meant Brock never said it...
And :y:
Imagi-Nation
07-24-2004, 01:31 AM
This was said on Smackdown a few years back
Heyman: "Rhyno used to gore people on the streets of Michigan for fun"
It just sounds hilarious
Teenager-icon
07-24-2004, 09:17 AM
these was said a long time ago that bret hart "was the best there is the best there ever will be "
targo_the_sho_stopa
07-24-2004, 09:26 AM
JR: (Referring to Jeff) Matt Hardy with a dropkick to Matt
JR: (Referring to Edge) Christian with the spear!
Evolution
07-24-2004, 10:55 AM
If I remember right, "Here Comes The Pain" originated as a line in Triple H's theme on WWF Forceable Entry.
And Austin dropped the car at Survivor Series 2000, he was run down in 1999.
Anyway, stupid comments...
Triple H (when asked if he was bilingual): "There's a lot of bi things I am but lingual isn't one of them. Hey wait, did I just mean to say that?"
RemyRed
07-24-2004, 12:03 PM
Ironically enough during that same PPV where he said that bi comment, (Most likely King Of The Ring 98) he also said, "It's all about your ability in the ring, it's not about how far your nose is up the boss' ass." (something to that degree anyways.)
Tony Shiavone (during a hardcore match): "OHHHHH a shot to the head with the cookie sheet!!!"
Mark Madden: "Those cookie sheets don't hurt much, but they make a helluva sound!"
(Dead silence.)
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(Ric Flair pushes Shelton Benjamin off the top rope to the floor)
JR: "And now Ric Flair helping out Randy Orton by getting Shelton off."
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JR: "Rikishi ran down Steve Austin like a dog in the street!"
(who the fuck just goes around running down dogs in the street?)
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