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Stupidest things you ever heard Announcers say.
Cole: This is what the dudleys do, They physicaly (sp?) wear down the opponent until the can pin them.
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BAHGAWDSTUNNERBAHGAWG
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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cole: kurt angle, like spiderman, causing eddie the match
something like that anyway, this guy is very weird with some of the things he says |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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"PUPPIES!"
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Inno Knows.
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"Some people question whether the Undertaker is alive or dead"
GOD DAMMIT MICHAEL COLE! |
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facebook.com/bloquemen
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TLC 3 (Tazz): Here comes Jeff. He's gotta be about 35 feet in the air.
I love Tazz and all, but seriously, Jeff was at most 15 feet in the air. Any announcer refering to Sable as hot is funny. Gotta love those sphere breasts. There are dumber things that I've heard, but this is the first one that pops into my mind. Crap, and I know I'm forgetting soooo many funny ones. |
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Cole: Rene is just like the french army throwing a women in the way of John Cena.
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not gayo
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JR: (referring to Garrison Cade) Lance missing with the clothesline
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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![]() Poor J.R. , he has been through so much shit and gets so much shit yet still manages to entertain us every week with his pointless banter. HERE IS TO JIM F***ING ROSS! |
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Mas Vagina Porfavor
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King: "That's a heel for a heel."
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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i also hate how king is sexually attracted to randy orton, and passes on his jealousy of his body to JR
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Mr. Slack A Lack Jack!
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Tony Schavione saying Stings performance at BATB 96 vs the outsiders was the best performance of his carrer
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Now. Here. Man.
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"There's the flying leg kick!!!"
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"Here is your winner, Spike Dudley!!"
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J.R: I'm telling 'ya, this young Maven is going to go a long way in his career.
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J.R: You wouldn't see anybody like this Rico in old Oklahoma.
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J.R: Would 'ya shut up about the P.T.A for 5 minutes!!!
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Darth Teedious
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not gayo
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"He's tougher than a two dollar steak!" |
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Isaac Yankem told me the reason why Lex Luger is so stupid is because he has a cavity in his wisdom tooth
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Armaggedon 2000
Austin lifts a barrel to smash rikishi, but misses. King: Goodness, J.R., those barrels have to weigh hundreds of pounds." |
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(Referring to a back and forth match)
JR: King, this is just like in Oklahoma, with two bulls standing their ground in the farmyard Or something along those lines. |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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This was on Smackdown a long time ago, when Rock Rock Bottomed British Bulldog on a pile of dog poop.
Cole: No no not in the dog poop! OW! ROCK BOTTOM IN THE DOG POOP! ROCK BOTTOM IN THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! OW, ROCK BOTTOM IN THE DOG POOP! |
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BISONICA
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JR: BAHGAWD HE CAUGHT HIM MID-WOO!
(Shelton Benjamin and Ric Flair) |
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Tazz: It's deja vu all over again, Cole!
King (When Jericho had someone in the Walls of Jericho, and was shouting 'Ask Him!' to the ref): Chris Jericho is obsessed with Austin! |
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The Classic Dylan Staples
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Cole: Big Show treating Mysterio like a small child!
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![]() JR: ROCK BOTTOM!
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Stickman
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I think it's funny when announcers say the steps into the ring are hundreds of pounds.
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It's Clobbering Time!
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After Suzuki's debut match
Cole: Kenzo Suzuki with an impressive debut. Or after Blackman vs Shane at SS when Blackman hit him off the titan tron JR: King shane had to be 50 or 75 feet in the air. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Tony Schiavone had a line at Superbrawl '98 that was something to the effect of:
"When Savage's music hits tonight, this arena is literally going to explode!" |
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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You must have missed some of it. He said Kurt Angle climbed the cage like Spiderman, causing Eddie the match. |
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It is what it is n heaven
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During The Rock vs. Mankind "I Quit" match at Royal Rumble '99
*Rock climbs the turnbuckle during his entrance and does the eyebrow* Lawler: "Oooh there's that Corporate Elbow." |
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"Autobots transform"
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Tony Schiavone "Them trash cans are very thin they don't hurt much"
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This isn't exact.
Survivor Series 1999 JR: "Baw gawd, Austin just dropped that limo 20 feet to the ground!" RAW next night JR: "That limo must have been 30 feet in the air!!!" SmackDOWN that week Cole: "That limo was 50 feet in the air! How did HHH survive?" |
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lol
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he says 'dog poop' 5 or 6 times in 12 seconds. As for stupidest thing I heard an announcer say? I need to think about it. |
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Tîm Defaid
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He's Here
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OMG Cole is a fucking idiot... LMAO@King in the background too ![]() Mark Madden (I Think, during a graveyard match or something, I heard it on WrestleCrap.com): Was that the tombstone or his head exploding!? |
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My Opinion Matters
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King- There goes the IC Champ Randy Orton. My God look at him.....J.R. just look at that body. Mmmmm.... Uggh Im cumming!!... PUPPIES!!!
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#BUCTOBER
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Tazz - "Well, here comes the pain"
It was OK the first 50 times, then it became old. |
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