Perry Saturn got shot in the neck three fucking times?

[I-Hate-You]

From 411mania:

"Wrestling-News.com and USA Pro is reporting that former ECW, WCW, NWA TNA and WWE (as part of the Radicalz) star Perry Saturn is making his return to the ring at a USA Pro show in September, following a long layoff due to injury.

From USA Pro:

In April of 2004 Perry Saturn was driving his girlfriend to work when he heard what he thought was an argument next to a vehicle. When he approached the vehicle, he saw two men trying to restrain a woman as they were raping her. Without hesitation, he grabbed both men off her, and started fighting with them. As he was able to get the woman free from her attackers, he felt a burning sensation in his neck. He thought originally it was a cut stemming from a punch. However, he learned soonafter he was shot three times in the neck with a 25 caliber handgun.

Perry Saturn now has a steel plate and 3 stainless steel screws where his C-5, C-6 and C-7 vertabre in his neck were badly injured. The good news is that after a very tough and extensive amount of physical therapy and training, he is able to return to wrestling. When you think about it, it's amazing he is even alive, or even able to walk!"


You'd think someone would have mentioned something like this a while ago. I never thought I'd say this, but I now respect Perry Saturn, breaking my life-long hatred of men named "Perry."

I didn't even know he got shot.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Sounds like bullshit, but if it's true I like Saturn even more. Always been a mark for him (I know that's not going to make me real popular) but this makes me actually respect him.

[Kane Knight]

Holy Shit.

[Nowhere Man]

Whoah. I'd always heard that Saturn was one tough son of a bitch in real life, but...just....daaaaamn!

[Hired Hitman]

THREE TIMES? He is lucky to be alive (as it states). I do appaud his actions :)

[LK]

Makes me respect the man a lot

[Shadow]

Go Saturn. Kick some ass, take some names, and save the girl.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Wow. Way to go Saturn. :y:

[Evolution]

I never cared all that much for Saturn in the WWF, but this makes my respect for him go waaaaaaaaaaay up. If I ever see him in another match, I will cheer my lungs out.

[Londoner]

This story sounds like bullshit to me, you would've thought we would've heard about it sooner, but if it is true then yeah i respect him a hell of alot more. I never really cared for him in WWF either.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Perry Saturn is the man.</font>

[Ninti the Mad]

I hope its true.

That would be awesome.

He would be the man.

[Wrestlingfan18]

perry saturn is awesome

[Oxstar]

He got shot 3 times and didn't notice? Saturn is the man:y:

[Kane Knight]

He got shot 3 times and didn't notice? Saturn is the man:y:
Steroids tend to do that.

[Funky Fly]

Why didn't we hear about this earlier? If it's true, I respect him more, but something says bullshit to me.

[The Naitch]

If it's true, I respect and like Saturn more than I did.

ps- Those guys were raping Moppy, that's why Saturn had to open up a can of whoop ass!

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Saturn was an awesome wrestler. I loved his "Dogs eat applesauce to save the universe" line.

I won't let my thoughts on rape into this post, but I do applaud Saturn for showing his courage and strength by taking on two guys. However, he could be considered stupid, as it he could have gotten more help. Either way, he is a hero.

[[b] [/b]]

[/b]']Saturn was an awesome wrestler. I loved his "Dogs eat applesauce to save the universe" line.

I won't let my thoughts on rape into this post, but I do applaud Saturn for showing his courage and strength by taking on two guys. However, he could be considered stupid, as it he could have gotten more help. Either way, he is a hero.
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[MVP]

Yeah major props to Saturn if the story's true.

[Mr. JL]

just wow if that is true...

definitely need KayfabeMan on this case.

[Edge]

Fake. :roll:

[The Ravishing One]

<font color=goldenrod>Perry Saturn is the man.</font>

[Goldbird]

TERRI :love:

[HankScorpio]

Who shot him? if it was one of the guys he was fighting surely they would have been firing at point blank, which would've ripped his head right of IMO.

still

Saturn IS the man!

[ColdwaVer]

He got shot 3 times and didn't notice? Saturn is the man:y:

Sh</>it, the man was an army ranger, probably felt like a couple of mosquito bites.

[Rob]

Sound like sh</>ite to me. I would have heard about that now if it happened in April. And since when do vertabre heal that quickly? Guys are having fusion surgery on one and are out for a year. He gets shot in 3 and is out for 3 months?

[Kane Knight]

Well yeah. You divide the year for each of the vertebrae, so it's 12/3. As we all know, 12/3 = 3.

:shifty:

[Thriller]

Sound like sh</>ite to me. I would have heard about that now if it happened in April. And since when do vertabre heal that quickly? Guys are having fusion surgery on one and are out for a year. He gets shot in 3 and is out for 3 months?
I heard that Saturn didnt want it to go public until he could return.As for healing so quick this is the guy who broke his leg and 6 weeks later won the WCW TV Title

[Vega]

Hero.

[Rob]

I heard that Saturn didnt want it to go public until he could return.As for healing so quick this is the guy who broke his leg and 6 weeks later won the WCW TV Title

He tore his ACL and wasn't getting paid by ECW. He had to leave and he'll even say now that was a huge mistake getting in the ring that early. He made it a lot worse.

[Favre4Ever]

Moppy would be proud......God rest her soul.

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