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Old 07-24-2004, 02:29 AM   #1
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Question Perry Saturn got shot in the neck three fucking times?

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"Wrestling-News.com and USA Pro is reporting that former ECW, WCW, NWA TNA and WWE (as part of the Radicalz) star Perry Saturn is making his return to the ring at a USA Pro show in September, following a long layoff due to injury.

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In April of 2004 Perry Saturn was driving his girlfriend to work when he heard what he thought was an argument next to a vehicle. When he approached the vehicle, he saw two men trying to restrain a woman as they were raping her. Without hesitation, he grabbed both men off her, and started fighting with them. As he was able to get the woman free from her attackers, he felt a burning sensation in his neck. He thought originally it was a cut stemming from a punch. However, he learned soonafter he was shot three times in the neck with a 25 caliber handgun.

Perry Saturn now has a steel plate and 3 stainless steel screws where his C-5, C-6 and C-7 vertabre in his neck were badly injured. The good news is that after a very tough and extensive amount of physical therapy and training, he is able to return to wrestling. When you think about it, it's amazing he is even alive, or even able to walk!"
You'd think someone would have mentioned something like this a while ago. I never thought I'd say this, but I now respect Perry Saturn, breaking my life-long hatred of men named "Perry."

I didn't even know he got shot.

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Old 07-24-2004, 02:53 AM   #2
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Sounds like bullshit, but if it's true I like Saturn even more. Always been a mark for him (I know that's not going to make me real popular) but this makes me actually respect him.
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Old 07-24-2004, 02:59 AM   #3
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Old 07-24-2004, 04:47 AM   #4
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Whoah. I'd always heard that Saturn was one tough son of a bitch in real life, but...just....daaaaamn!
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Old 07-24-2004, 05:14 AM   #5
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THREE TIMES? He is lucky to be alive (as it states). I do appaud his actions
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Old 07-24-2004, 09:26 AM   #6
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Makes me respect the man a lot
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Old 07-24-2004, 09:35 AM   #7
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Go Saturn. Kick some ass, take some names, and save the girl.
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Old 07-24-2004, 09:37 AM   #8
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Wow. Way to go Saturn.
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Old 07-24-2004, 10:41 AM   #9
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I never cared all that much for Saturn in the WWF, but this makes my respect for him go waaaaaaaaaaay up. If I ever see him in another match, I will cheer my lungs out.
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Old 07-24-2004, 10:50 AM   #10
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This story sounds like bullshit to me, you would've thought we would've heard about it sooner, but if it is true then yeah i respect him a hell of alot more. I never really cared for him in WWF either.
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Old 07-24-2004, 10:50 AM   #11
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Perry Saturn is the man.
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Old 07-24-2004, 10:57 AM   #12
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I hope its true.

That would be awesome.

He would be the man.
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Old 07-24-2004, 11:18 AM   #13
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perry saturn is awesome
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Old 07-24-2004, 12:16 PM   #14
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He got shot 3 times and didn't notice? Saturn is the man
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Old 07-24-2004, 12:54 PM   #15
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He got shot 3 times and didn't notice? Saturn is the man
Steroids tend to do that.
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Old 07-24-2004, 04:10 PM   #16
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Why didn't we hear about this earlier? If it's true, I respect him more, but something says bullshit to me.
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Old 07-24-2004, 09:06 PM   #17
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If it's true, I respect and like Saturn more than I did.

ps- Those guys were raping Moppy, that's why Saturn had to open up a can of whoop ass!
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Old 07-24-2004, 09:40 PM   #18
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Saturn was an awesome wrestler. I loved his "Dogs eat applesauce to save the universe" line.

I won't let my thoughts on rape into this post, but I do applaud Saturn for showing his courage and strength by taking on two guys. However, he could be considered stupid, as it he could have gotten more help. Either way, he is a hero.
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Saturn was an awesome wrestler. I loved his "Dogs eat applesauce to save the universe" line.

I won't let my thoughts on rape into this post, but I do applaud Saturn for showing his courage and strength by taking on two guys. However, he could be considered stupid, as it he could have gotten more help. Either way, he is a hero.
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Old 07-25-2004, 12:28 AM   #20
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Yeah major props to Saturn if the story's true.
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Old 07-25-2004, 12:38 AM   #21
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just wow if that is true...

definitely need KayfabeMan on this case.
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Old 07-25-2004, 12:39 AM   #22
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Old 07-25-2004, 09:30 AM   #23
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Old 07-25-2004, 09:36 AM   #24
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Old 07-25-2004, 09:37 AM   #25
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Who shot him? if it was one of the guys he was fighting surely they would have been firing at point blank, which would've ripped his head right of IMO.

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Old 07-25-2004, 11:45 AM   #26
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He got shot 3 times and didn't notice? Saturn is the man
Shit, the man was an army ranger, probably felt like a couple of mosquito bites.
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Old 07-25-2004, 11:48 AM   #27
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Sound like shite to me. I would have heard about that now if it happened in April. And since when do vertabre heal that quickly? Guys are having fusion surgery on one and are out for a year. He gets shot in 3 and is out for 3 months?
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Old 07-25-2004, 02:07 PM   #28
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Well yeah. You divide the year for each of the vertebrae, so it's 12/3. As we all know, 12/3 = 3.

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Sound like shite to me. I would have heard about that now if it happened in April. And since when do vertabre heal that quickly? Guys are having fusion surgery on one and are out for a year. He gets shot in 3 and is out for 3 months?
I heard that Saturn didnt want it to go public until he could return.As for healing so quick this is the guy who broke his leg and 6 weeks later won the WCW TV Title
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Old 07-25-2004, 04:56 PM   #30
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I heard that Saturn didnt want it to go public until he could return.As for healing so quick this is the guy who broke his leg and 6 weeks later won the WCW TV Title
He tore his ACL and wasn't getting paid by ECW. He had to leave and he'll even say now that was a huge mistake getting in the ring that early. He made it a lot worse.
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