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NoJabbaNoBogRoll
07-25-2004, 05:36 PM
It has been reported that WWE Superstar and 'World's Strongest Man' Mark Henry, is recovering in hospital after being shot in the ass three times.

On July 22 2004, Henry was driving to pick up his laundry when he thought he heard an argument from behind a fast food joint. When he approached, he saw two men restraining a trainee staff member while filling sacks with the various hot snacks on offer. Without hesitation, Henry grabbed the two sacks and began to eat the contents. As he was able to free a sticky cheeseburger from the bottom of the sack, he felt a sharp pain in his ass, this passed when he released the built up gas caused by his earlier trip to a Mexican restaurant. However, before long he felt a second pain is his behind, and this one was not cured by even emptying his bowels in an attempt to relieve the pressure. He was later informed by a friend that he had three bullet-holes in his left butt cheek, which doctors confirmed were made by a 25 caliber handgun.

It is believed that Henry will require a metal plate to be inserted into his behind, to prevent any further damage. By all accounts, he is recovering well in hospital and should be able to sit in relative comfort within seven days.

credit: wrestling observer.


WOW, I never liked this guy before, but I have a new-found respect for him. :y:

Loose Cannon
07-25-2004, 05:37 PM
false credit. **Fires a Ban Cannon

Bad Company
07-25-2004, 05:51 PM
Respect.

Rob
07-25-2004, 05:57 PM
Pretty good stuff

Oxstar
07-25-2004, 06:02 PM
LoL, but I hope I never see him wrestle ever again:n:

.44 Magdalene
07-25-2004, 06:18 PM
:rofl: Wacky.

Jonster
07-25-2004, 06:22 PM
I see what you did there :)

OssMan
07-25-2004, 06:23 PM
I hope everyone realizes that this is a take-off of the recent Perry Saturn incident.

Team Sheep
07-25-2004, 06:23 PM
Wow. I mean, just wow. I never liked him as a wrestler, but man he's one tough sob not to realise three bullets inserted into his ass. I have all the respect in the world for this guy now, that's just incredible.

.44 Magdalene
07-25-2004, 06:26 PM
I hope everyone realizes that this is a take-off of the recent Perry Saturn incident.

YOU MEAN THERE'S PEOPLE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY?!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm about to fall out of my chair. You people really need to stop.

Kane Knight
07-25-2004, 06:47 PM
false credit. **Fires a Ban Cannon
AHAHAHA!!!

THAT WAS SO FUNNY! YOU'RE A RIOT!

Kane Knight
07-25-2004, 06:48 PM
I hope everyone realizes that this is a take-off of the recent Perry Saturn incident.
REALLY??????????????

Rob
07-25-2004, 06:49 PM
YOU MEAN THERE'S PEOPLE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY?!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm about to fall out of my chair. You people really need to stop.

Did anyone take the Saturn story seriously?

Loose Cannon
07-25-2004, 06:54 PM
calm down there Kane Knight. wasn't taking it seriously. One of Funky's rules was that you couldn't post news without credit or give false credit. And Jabba put the :( face because he thought he couldn't post these bits anymore. Just a joke between me and Jabba.

And what is your deal with me all of a sudden? Why the sacastic attacks?

Kane Knight
07-25-2004, 06:56 PM
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. It gets funnier every time I see that hilarious joke.

Kane Knight
07-25-2004, 06:59 PM
Did anyone take the Saturn story seriously?
'Sadly enough, it looked like people did.

I find it funny that getting shot in the neck would be a reason to respect someone. I mean, sure, he wigged out in the ring and beat the fuck out of someone, coulda really seriously injured/crippled him, but he got shot in the neck! that's an act of definite respect.

:wank:

It sacres me.

Vega
07-25-2004, 07:15 PM
LOL

Favre4Ever
07-25-2004, 10:05 PM
I guess thats why they call Henry the World's Strongest Man.

Ba Dum Chhhhhhhhhh.

Kane Knight
07-25-2004, 10:18 PM
I heard on www.beatingthejoketodeath.com that Orton took 3 shots to the ass, batista took three in the back, and Flair took 3 on the chin.

Oh, we were talking bullets.

What Would Kevin Do?
07-26-2004, 01:04 AM
Was Teddy Long the gunman?

Mayo
07-26-2004, 01:13 AM
Was Teddy Long the gunman?

:lol:

Shadow
07-26-2004, 01:36 AM
This had me laughing till I had a headache.

Corkscrewed
07-26-2004, 03:16 AM
Was Teddy Long the gunman?

Fucking.

Beautiful.



You get rep for reviving that one. :rofl:

Rob
07-26-2004, 03:38 PM
HHH and Batista take 3 shots in the ass every day

Corkscrewed
07-26-2004, 04:01 PM
*rimshot* :lol:

Kane Knight
07-26-2004, 04:20 PM
HHH and Batista take 3 shots in the ass every day
Mine was better.

Rob
07-26-2004, 05:51 PM
You think Chyna ever shot HHH in the face?

Kane Knight
07-26-2004, 05:55 PM
With that nose?

She could be aiming for Waltman, and STILL get 'im.

Kane Knight
07-26-2004, 05:56 PM
With her...uhhh..."gun."