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Old 07-25-2004, 06:36 PM   #1
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Mark Henry 'Shot In The Ass 3 Times'
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It has been reported that WWE Superstar and 'World's Strongest Man' Mark Henry, is recovering in hospital after being shot in the ass three times.

On July 22 2004, Henry was driving to pick up his laundry when he thought he heard an argument from behind a fast food joint. When he approached, he saw two men restraining a trainee staff member while filling sacks with the various hot snacks on offer. Without hesitation, Henry grabbed the two sacks and began to eat the contents. As he was able to free a sticky cheeseburger from the bottom of the sack, he felt a sharp pain in his ass, this passed when he released the built up gas caused by his earlier trip to a Mexican restaurant. However, before long he felt a second pain is his behind, and this one was not cured by even emptying his bowels in an attempt to relieve the pressure. He was later informed by a friend that he had three bullet-holes in his left butt cheek, which doctors confirmed were made by a 25 caliber handgun.

It is believed that Henry will require a metal plate to be inserted into his behind, to prevent any further damage. By all accounts, he is recovering well in hospital and should be able to sit in relative comfort within seven days.

credit: wrestling observer.
WOW, I never liked this guy before, but I have a new-found respect for him.
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:37 PM   #2
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:51 PM   #3
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:57 PM   #4
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:02 PM   #5
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:18 PM   #6
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:22 PM   #7
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:23 PM   #8
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I hope everyone realizes that this is a take-off of the recent Perry Saturn incident.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:23 PM   #9
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Wow. I mean, just wow. I never liked him as a wrestler, but man he's one tough sob not to realise three bullets inserted into his ass. I have all the respect in the world for this guy now, that's just incredible.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:26 PM   #10
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I hope everyone realizes that this is a take-off of the recent Perry Saturn incident.
YOU MEAN THERE'S PEOPLE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY?!



I'm about to fall out of my chair. You people really need to stop.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:47 PM   #11
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false credit. **Fires a Ban Cannon
AHAHAHA!!!

THAT WAS SO FUNNY! YOU'RE A RIOT!
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:48 PM   #12
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I hope everyone realizes that this is a take-off of the recent Perry Saturn incident.
REALLY??????????????
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:49 PM   #13
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YOU MEAN THERE'S PEOPLE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY?!



I'm about to fall out of my chair. You people really need to stop.
Did anyone take the Saturn story seriously?
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:54 PM   #14
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calm down there Kane Knight. wasn't taking it seriously. One of Funky's rules was that you couldn't post news without credit or give false credit. And Jabba put the face because he thought he couldn't post these bits anymore. Just a joke between me and Jabba.

And what is your deal with me all of a sudden? Why the sacastic attacks?
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:56 PM   #15
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Sorry, I couldn't help myself. It gets funnier every time I see that hilarious joke.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:59 PM   #16
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Did anyone take the Saturn story seriously?
'Sadly enough, it looked like people did.

I find it funny that getting shot in the neck would be a reason to respect someone. I mean, sure, he wigged out in the ring and beat the fuck out of someone, coulda really seriously injured/crippled him, but he got shot in the neck! that's an act of definite respect.

:wank:

It sacres me.
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Old 07-25-2004, 08:15 PM   #17
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Old 07-25-2004, 11:05 PM   #18
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I guess thats why they call Henry the World's Strongest Man.

Ba Dum Chhhhhhhhhh.
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Old 07-25-2004, 11:18 PM   #19
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I heard on www.beatingthejoketodeath.com that Orton took 3 shots to the ass, batista took three in the back, and Flair took 3 on the chin.

Oh, we were talking bullets.
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Old 07-26-2004, 02:04 AM   #20
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Was Teddy Long the gunman?
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Old 07-26-2004, 02:13 AM   #21
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Was Teddy Long the gunman?
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Old 07-26-2004, 02:36 AM   #22
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Was Teddy Long the gunman?
Fucking.

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HHH and Batista take 3 shots in the ass every day
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HHH and Batista take 3 shots in the ass every day
Mine was better.
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