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Corkscrewed
08-03-2004, 04:28 PM
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Innovator
08-03-2004, 04:29 PM
only one diva search pic, excellent
I-Hate-You
08-03-2004, 04:41 PM
Here is the 18th picture, which for some reason, is not showing up.

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James Steele
08-03-2004, 04:46 PM
Damn, did i sleep through the RAW i should have stayed up for?
Favre4Ever
08-03-2004, 05:00 PM
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Somewhere in the back, the Hurricane laughed. The laxatives he put in Hunters drink were starting to take effect.

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And the Diva contestant who gets to spend the night with Jonathan Coachman is..........

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La Resistance made the mistake of paying nine dollars to see "The Village".

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Yes, Lita even botches kissing.
YES I GOT IT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tomko froze. He thought he had killed the man, but apparently, he had been wrong. How had he survived that avalanche? Tomko didn't know, but one thing was for sure: RC Cola man was back for revenge.

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You know the WWE doesn't pay their cameramen well when they start jacking off to divas in the middle of the audience.

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Edge hesitated. He'd never cut off another man's arm before; he wasn't to sure what to do next.

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After a swift punch to the stomach, Edge spewed out the ten foot pole he'd swallowed earlier.

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Bischoff(thinking):Damn, that really is one big ass nose.

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Kane wasn't really too sure how to do the Heimlich maneuver, so he went on instinct.

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The more Batista danced, the wider Jericho's eyes got. This meant WAR.
Corkscrewed
08-03-2004, 05:03 PM
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Triple H was PISSED when he found out someone stole his cream filling.

OR

The first-ever Evolution vocal percussions concert was a huge bust.

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Coach: "So Trips says Steph screams like a banshee every time he's pumping away, and I've always wondered what that sounded like, so, um, Camille, can you scream for me?"

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Rob's glory leap into the endzone was foiled when Rhyno and Tajiri slammed him down just one inch from a touchdown.

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Tajiri and Rhyno didn't like their new roles as Invisible Crucifix raisers, but orders were orders.

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When Hunter caught Rob screwing up his pose, he froze him with his Freeze Ray. Two random jobbers were then ordered to take him away.

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Seconds later, Tajiri discovered he should have believed Rob when he said he used to hang out with Tub Girl.

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"Merde! The Germans are coming!!"

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As they finished their kiss, Matt stepped back with the satisfaction of knowing Lita didn't botch it this time... until he realized his tongue was gone.

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"That'll teach you to drink Pepsi or Coke, BITCH!"

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Seconds later, every pedophilic WWE fan spontaneously exploded.

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On this night, Steven Richards affirmed his title of Guy Who Can Make Girls Get into ANY Position.

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"Oh Stevie! I didn't know you liked your gals tied and hung up!"

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Tomko: "RC COLA SUCKS!!!"

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The universe suddenly went screwy when Trish and Edge switched bodies.

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Despite his epiphany a few weeks ago, instinct took over when Jericho tried to get to know him and Edge responded with violence.

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Edge's new gravity boots could go a little haywire sometimes.

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Hunter's thigh liposuction procedure was going smoothly until the doctor revealed himself to be William Regal and started beating the crap out of him.

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That was the last time Triple H got Regal confused with Angle.

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Regal: "MY SINGLET ISN'T GAY!!! IT'S BRITISH!!!"

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Triple H (talking while dreaming): "Mmmm mmmm... yeah Shawn... stick it in... mmmmm..."

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Regal was incensed when the blind date HHH set him up with ended being Carrie.

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It was a said day when Regal OD'ed on Evolution Kool-Aid.

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Regal wanted to respond to HHH's taunts, but curse that botox injection he'd gotten that morning!

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Triple H shocked the world by revealing his penis was actually a black leather band watch.

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Bischoff: "Look, man, I know you lost all of your money in my casino reality show, but you're taking it a bit rough..."

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For a former dentist, Kane sure did have bad breath...

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Things got downright bizarre when Imhotep was introduced into the Lita angle.

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When Kane came stomping with a vengeance, Billy Blanks knew he shouldn't have included that "Lose weight or you can beat me up" guarantee.

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Things weren't pretty when the spirit of Triple H infested Kane.
"And THAT's for copying my bald hairstyle and looking like me so the fans get confused and cheer you as well!!!"

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Trapped in the figure four, Benoit calls for backup in the form of a comet strike from the cheap seats.

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Even Edge was grossed out to the point of unconsciousness when Flair showed him the second head growing from his left shoulder.

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Earl: "Ah crap... how the hell am I gonna limbo under THAT?"

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Benoit: "For the last time! Which one's more effective, Sharpshooter or Figure Four?"
Batista: "Flair says Figure Four. I'm sticking with it!"
Benoit: "In the name of Bret Hart, WRONG ANSWER!!!"

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Flair: "Oh hey! THERE'RE my contacts!"

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The double flying headbutt by Benoit and the streaking comet was a sight to behold.

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Jericho solidified his heel turn when he kicked Edge over the abyss and into midcard hell.

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It was an amazing set of manevuers: Flair low blowed Chris, Randy gave him the RKO, AND he took out Steven Richards at the same time!!!

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Hebner had the little ant trapped. Now, if only he could call for backup...

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"I knew having Loose Cannon bribe the ref with a quarter million dollars was a good idea!"

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OW! That doesn't sound like the ocean at all!!!

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Realizing he'd gotten less attention than Maven as champ over these few months, Benoit just broke down.
Savio
08-03-2004, 05:36 PM
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HHH: Vot Jews going to do, ven Hitlermania runs vild on you?!
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Even wrestlers fall aslleep during a Flair match.
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*Fart noise*
Mayo
08-03-2004, 06:27 PM
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HHH: *singing* "We're not gonna take it, NOO, we ain't gonna take it, we're not gonna take it, anymooooooooore"

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Lillian Garcia was convinced that her implants were a good idea as The Coach slowly caressed her arm.

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Tajiri: Rhyno, not again? Now we have to carry this fucker around all day.
Rhyno: Hey man, I thought I was immune to my own glue.


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The rumours were true that Conway indeed had a third leg.

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The WWE was running low on ideas when Matt Morgan and Val Venis became the new Quebec team.

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Lita: Matt, your braces got caught in my lip again.
Matt: Ohhh Lita!
Lita: *muffled* Seriously Matt, if you don't stop, my mouth is going to be too sore for tonight.
*Matt stops instantly*

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Tomko: Oh God, don't tell me you did it for The Rock? But he always calls you the Hamburglar!

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Not a caption, but is there anyone here that wouldn't fuck Stacy? :drool:

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Stacy: Really Officers, I'm not 14 years old! But sadly yes, I did have sex with David Flair. Lock me up.

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Tomko's favourite movie was Bloodsport, so he just had to copy Van Damme's consecutive kicks when he got the chance.

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The writers wanted to make Trish seem tougher, so they photoshopped a trucker hat on her head.

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Edge: But Chris, please take a seat, let's try to work things out.
Jericho: I'm not listeniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Edge: You only have one ear covered, idiot.
Jericho: The Diva Search gets bigger pops than you.
Edge: That was low, dude.
Jericho: Sorry man!!!
*they hug afterwards*

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Edge's new sword swallowing gimmick was destined to fail when he began to eat the swords backwards.

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HHH: I can't find the whole where the secret button is hidden.
Regal: Don't worry sunshine, I sure found the right hole.
*Regal takes out his member*
HHH: I guess this is payback? :mad:

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HHH: So THIS is how Steph feels all the time.

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Hunter became so exhausted after ripping out part of a rotary phone that he just needed to lie down.

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Kurt Angle's rival from the 1996 Olympics was back with a vengeance.

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Sadly, he didn't learn his lesson back then, so Kurt took him to school again.

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HHH: You think anyone even cares about the Olympics anymore? Bahaha.
Olympian: But... doing it for my country... WWE is fake...
HHH: Just like my wife's rack, but you should see how I-
Olympian: Just smash me with the hammer, please!

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Hunter heard that women dug black guys cocks, but this was just ridiculous.

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Eric: Hello, stranger.
HHH: You looked over when we were taking a piss Eric; you broke the guy's code.
Eric: But... WHY WAS IT BLACK?
HHH: :$

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Lita didn't know what she was getting into when she played the 'smell my last meal from my burp' game with Kane.
Lita: Oh God, you really do eat pieces of shit for breakfast!

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Kane: Go back to Hollywood, we don't need you around here!
Maven: But I'm not him!
Kane: LIES! Who's walking tall now?
Maven: NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Kane: Oh, and Johnny Bravo is going to suck!

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Meng's newest Ref costume was sure to fool Benoit as he snuck in for the Tongan Death Grip.

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Flair: Oooooooooh, but I really have to GO! Just let me pin you, Edge.
Edge: NO, you were supposed to wear your Depends like HHH said!

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The Ref hated bullies, but he could only watch as Orton crouched behind Jericho while Richards pushed him.

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Benoit: Your little Randy Orton cutout was no match for my superb wit, Batista! Now TAP!!!

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Ref: So tell me Flair, what do you have to say after I proved that Bret Hart and Mick Foley were both better than you?
Flair: Err.... umm..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Benoit was already travelling towards the light after hearing rumours that Orton was going to kill his career at Summerslam.

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Jericho was shocked than Tony Danza had showed up after hearing all of the captions about him.

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Worst. Double team move. Ever.

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Ref: It doesn't really look like a diamond, what the hell was Page talking about?
Orton: Not now, Earl!

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Orton: You all know that I'm gonna get a piece from Carmella. Yeah, you don't have to tell me, I know, I'm the man :cool:

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Benoit: That stupid toothfairy didnt have to glue the money to my pillow! I'll never lose a tooth again! :'(
Corkscrewed
08-03-2004, 06:47 PM
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Hunter heard that women dug black guys cocks, but this was just ridiculous.

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Eric: Hello, stranger.
HHH: You looked over when we were taking a piss Eric; you broke the guy's code.
Eric: But... WHY WAS IT BLACK?
HHH: :$

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Kane: Go back to Hollywood, we don't need you around here!
Maven: But I'm not him!
Kane: LIES! Who's walking tall now?
Maven: NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Kane: Oh, and Johnny Bravo is going to suck!


ROFLMAO! Best captions from you ever! :lol: Triple H's black cock was priceless! :rofl:
Mayo
08-03-2004, 07:05 PM
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Rob's glory leap into the endzone was foiled when Rhyno and Tajiri slammed him down just one inch from a touchdown.

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On this night, Steven Richards affirmed his title of Guy Who Can Make Girls Get into ANY Position.

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Bischoff: "Look, man, I know you lost all of your money in my casino reality show, but you're taking it a bit rough..."

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Things got downright bizarre when Imhotep was introduced into the Lita angle.

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When Kane came stomping with a vengeance, Billy Blanks knew he shouldn't have included that "Lose weight or you can beat me up" guarantee.

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Trapped in the figure four, Benoit calls for backup in the form of a comet strike from the cheap seats.

Classic Corky :rofl:
Mayo
08-03-2004, 07:07 PM
ROFLMAO! Best captions from you ever! :lol: Triple H's black cock was priceless! :rofl:
Thanks Corky, it means a lot coming from you :wave:
Innovator
08-03-2004, 11:43 PM
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HHH really needed to take Orton up on his high fiber diet

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Coach: My what big boobs you have!
Camille: The better to feed you with

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Extreme
Crucifix
Wranglers
fuck that sucked

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The ref saw his opportunity to end La Resistance once and for all...

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When did Chris Pontius debut?

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Matt: I love you Lita
Lita: I love you Jeff...Kane...Shane...Matt, yeah that's it

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Ritalin Man makes his debut to the shagrin of Tyson "ADD" Tomko

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It was at this moment where Assman hit puberty...

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Cleavage shots, THEY'RE BACK BABY!

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Kane: KANE HUNGRY!
Innovator
08-03-2004, 11:44 PM
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Kane: I DID NOT LOSE TO BENOIT! I WAS DRUNK!
Savio
08-03-2004, 11:48 PM
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Former ECW wrestlers in tag match! Possible ECW brand in the works! (tpww.net)
FourFifty
08-04-2004, 04:35 AM
<font color=cyan>Caption time!

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In the back Rhyno and Shane were laughing their asses off… All Shane had to do was tell Triple H to make love to the microphone, and Rhyno took care of the rest…

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<b>Coach:</b> You know, it’s true. Gentlemen really do prefer blondes… But where the hell is Carmella? I’m no gentleman!

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Get all this crazy action and more on “When Invisible Crucifixes F*** Up”! Order now with your Visa or MasterCard and receive “The Best Of Glass Ceiling Bloopers” at no additional cost!

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Some may argue that Tajiri’s powerbomb was a little stiff… But if you had to hear anyone sing “We’re Not The Mounties” on a 3 hour car ride you’d get your revenge also.

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<b>Rob:</b> They’re getting WHO to play the lead role in the Green Lantern movie?!?!?!

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Moment later Matt Hardy understands the lyrics to “Dude Looks Like A Lady.”

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JOEY RADD TO THE RESCUE!!!

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Not a caption, but seriously… Look at that one fan standing up in the crowd… The dude with his arms up… I bet he has never been laid… He is now Virgin Joe!

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It doesn’t take that much physical work to do a cartwheel. The true reason for Virgin Joe’s standing ovation is for Stacy that took a lot of mental work… The whole “doing something and breathing” thing is hard.

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Thankfully Rosey got in the way of the goose step before we had Bradshaw V 2.0 on Raw.

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Oh that naughty Steven Richards!:naughty:

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<b>Jericho:</b> Woah… I’m seeing colors in the ring… Did I hang out with RVD too much?
<b>Edge:</b> No, we’re doing the high light reel, and the anti-push drugs that Triple H puts in your milk are kicking in.

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Edge didn’t believe Chris when he said that the hot sauce will knock him on his ass.

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<b>Regal:</b> Remember when you jobbed to Henry Godwin? Or the Warrior? When you weren’t the top guy? You remember that, sunshine!?!?!
<b>HHH:</b> STOP IT! STOP IT! I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT!!! I’M TELLING VINNIEEEEEE!!!

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<b>King:</b> The worst part about this is the fact that the fans can’t hear us and this is some good time to do some commentary… So, Jim, how is everything?
<b>JR:</b> BAHGAWDSTUNNERBROKEHIMINHALFNOSELLBBQCARNAGE!!!!

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“Okay Regal… You Win… Ed, Edd, and Eddie is better than Dexter’s Lab….”

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If he couldn’t get out of the glass ceiling with his bear hands, then he’d use the brass knuckles to break it!

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After being reminded that his initials are not “H, H, H”, William took his life into his own hands instead of taking the de-push from hell.

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<b>HHH:</b> I’m not taking back what Is aid about Dexter’s Lab, but DeDe is cooler than Plank!
<b>Regal:</b> You bloody fool! Plank is a genius!

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Triple H doesn’t care where he’ll be when his diarrhea acts up.

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<b>Eric:</b> Holy Crap Hunter! What happened to you!?!?!
<b>HHH:</b> Steph’s time of the month….

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<b>Kane:</b> For the last time, OPEN WIDE!!!
<b>Lita:</b> Is this wide enough. Dr. Yankem?
<b>Kane:</b> You’re not even opening your mouth!
<b>Lita:</b> Oh! My mouth!

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<b>Maven:</b> Oh No! There goes my credibility!
<b>Kane:</b> Like you even had any.

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“You see this? You see Maven right here? This is what happens when you don’t floss!”

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<b>Ric:</b> Say it Chris!
<b>Benoit:</b> Never!
<b>Ric:</b> Just say it!
<b>Benoit:</b> But Vince screwed him! Bret did not screw Bret!

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Yep, the WWE is desperate to find a new man to do the People’s Elbow.

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The ref was a little hesitant to participate in the Extreme Limbo competition.

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<b>Batisita:</b> BUT I DON’T WANNA GET MY HAIR CUT!!!

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Ric Flair… another victim of the “I Swear The Fish Was This Big” story.

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Periodically God will stop by to make sure that Benoit isn’t getting de-pushed.

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When you seriously cannot come up with a decent caption, the following phrase will do.
“YOU’RE A HOMO!!!!”

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People questioned Randy’s sexuality when he decided to run up to feel how smooth Chris Benoit’s hair is.

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See! LC isn’t the only man to bow down to Orton!

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“I know that there are a lot of people over in the back that think I haven’t paid my dues, but oh, how I love my laptop… the internet community will always reassure me that I am indeed a credible wrestler!”

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“OWWWW!!! Damn it! There was a huge hermit crab in that shell!!!!”

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And this is the last time that Lita borrows lip gloss from Rhyno.

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“Oh Lucy, that’s how you do it! Oh yeah! Work my cannon, work it!”
FourFifty
08-04-2004, 04:51 AM
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<b>Lita:</b> Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket that’s poking my hip?
<b>Matt:</b> Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.
Mayo
08-04-2004, 02:58 PM
Caption time!
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Kane: For the last time, OPEN WIDE!!!
Lita: Is this wide enough. Dr. Yankem?
Kane: You’re not even opening your mouth!
Lita: Oh! My mouth!

Good stuff :lol: