View Full Version : RAW Captions Thread (12/29/03)
Azriel
12-30-2003, 03:43 PM
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Azriel
12-30-2003, 03:48 PM
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Much to Orton's chagrin, Lillian avoided the temptation to stare at Randy's ass.
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Unfortunately for Scott, his reenactment of the chest-ripping scene from Alien wasn't met with much approval.
The Naitch
12-30-2003, 03:50 PM
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-Ric Flairs' version of the People's Elbow doesn't sit too well with the people
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HHH: God I look hidious
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HBK: I put the K in Kamasutra, boyeee!
HHH: Well I put the H in homo-erotic!
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HHH: You don't mind if Ric joins us?
HBK: No I don't mind...I like Ric
Azriel
12-30-2003, 04:38 PM
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HHH was a bit confused because he thought this was a tag match
tuk420
12-30-2003, 05:11 PM
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The crowd was stunned as a tiny muscle-bound man popped out of RVD's ass.
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Vince felt a sudden sinking feeling, as he realized why Coach thought they should share a hotel room "to save money."
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No my friend, I'll shoot YOU in the ass!
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Batista was confused, wasn't Ric usually on his knees when he made that face?
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Terri: HO HO HO
Trish/Lita/Stacy: Wha....HEY!
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Trish: But I didn't get you anything.
Y2J: The cleavage shot is thanks enough.
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At this precise moment all the men sitting in row 1A, knew they were not getting up to cheer anytime soon.
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An embarassed Lita realizes that her tail has popped out of her tights.
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God I love the holidays.
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After easily sucking HBK's head up his ass, HHH knew the shoulders would be the hardest part.
Azriel
12-30-2003, 05:18 PM
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Coach was about to do a "you're a homo" joke, but retracted when he realized who he was talking to.
tuk420
12-30-2003, 07:15 PM
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You know, Flair's run-ins have become less entertaining now that he has to be helped into the ring.
loopydate
12-30-2003, 09:14 PM
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LILIAN: That's right, folks, Ortonbot V2.0 is the perfect addition to ANY New Year's party! His bent right arm is perfect for cradling dip.
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Steiner and RVD show how Peter Jackson did that whole "forced perspective" thing for the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy.
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The look on Steiner's face says it all. This diving headbutt was not going to end well.
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With Coach backing him up on the human beatbox, Vince busted out some phat rhymes. Somewhere, John Cena wept.
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BUBBA: Did you break out of prison?
RIC: No, no, no. Look at the stripes. Horizontal means prisoner, vertical means referee!
BUBBA: Whoops, then sorry I called the cops on you.
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With the heat on, Flair managed a pretty speedy escape for an old guy.
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BATISTA: No! Throw the grapes in his MOUTH, ya freakin' moron!
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Terri reacts to Trish's beautiful man-voice.
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REF: Watch yourself, Shaniqua. You may have escaped from SmackDown, but Triple H will NEVER let you go over his boy.
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Randy Orton: Master of 1,000 Impressions strikes again. His Jack Nicholson was always a hit.
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Booker T shows the ill effects of having had his lip disced.
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Kane had impeccable aim. When he spiked people, they ALWAYS hit the WWE logo.
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Linda's a cappella operatic aria was met with slightly less enthusiasm.
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Y2J: Okay, here's the clears throat special present.
TRISH: Ooh! Does this one vibrate?
Y2J: Shhhhhhh!
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Molly had made her decision. To become the most popular diva on RAW, she'd have to hit the others where it hurts. She begins by devouring Stacy's legs.
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Victoria thinks it's gross, but Jackie gets a sick pleasure out of it. Of course, she also hangs out with Rico, so...
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Lita looks up in embarassment. When did that crowd show up?
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Molly next tried to move on to Trish's breasts, but they just overpowered her.
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Take a guess where those white stains on Trish's clothes came from...
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Shawn looked up just in time to see a familiar transparent object starting to lower itself from the ceiling.
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He tried everything to hold it up.
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But only one could rise above it.
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When the glass ceiling mysteriously raised itself back up, Triple H knew that he would have to take out Michaels the old-fashioned way. If Steve Blackman was, in fact, back, he would have to take out the threat at hand first.
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That Triple H is so nice. He takes time out of his matches to help old men cross the ring.
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EARL: That's right. Now, Hunter, I want you to turn to the camera and lick your lips. Got it? Beautiful.
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To round out WWE Authority Figures Open Mic Night, Eric Bischoff stuns the crowd with a pitch-perfect rendition of "Let's Hear It For The Boy."
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BISCHOFF: So, wait, let me see if I got this straight. The black sheep had THREE bags?
MICHAELS: That's right.
BISCHOFF: What the hell did the little boy who lives down the lane do to deserve a bag of wool?
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If you play this replay backwards, you get a subliminal message. On an unrelated topic, I just enlisted in the Army.
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Once again, sitting at home, loopydate begs Kane to come out and set off his pyro.
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AUSTIN: Where's DX? I got something to drop on their bus!
JR: Bah Gawd!
KING: It's not 2000 anymore...
Innovator
12-30-2003, 11:00 PM
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RVD lays still, Steiner can only see people if they move
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Having enough of Austin and his shenanegins, the WWE logo and his partner WWE microphone lay a beating on Stone Cold
ilt_undertaker
12-30-2003, 11:13 PM
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You know, Flair's run-ins have become less entertaining now that he has to be helped into the ring.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:( (because the joke was about Ric)
ColdwaVer
12-30-2003, 11:32 PM
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Orton stares off into the crowd as Lilian attempts to help him save money on his car insurance.
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Always with the fans in mind, RVD kicks the cameraman in the face so we don't have to watch another Steiner pec shot.
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Steiner's pushups are interrupted by a flasher at ringside.
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Vince scoffs at Coach's idea to let him sing all the entrance themes.
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Flair is indignant at Bubba Ray's insistance that he is stealing Foley's gimmick.
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Flair refuses to disqualify the newcomer for masturbating in the ring.
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In fact, he encourages Batista to follow his example.
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"I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance, sucka!"
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Orton displays his ignorance of the correct administration of the Heimlick Maneuver.
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"Hey! He stole my push!"
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Kane's tryout for the 2004 Olympic shot put team was impressive.
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Coach: Well if I can't sing the entrance themes, can I at least do a new theme song for the show?"
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"Trish, I just want you to know, you've got dandruff all over your shirt."
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The new mutated "Triple HBK" didn't go over well with the fans.
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Michaels' new career: invasive proctology.
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HHH refuses to job to his own hair.
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...or even HBK's.
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Flair attempts to seperate the conjoined HHHBK.
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WWE's new marketing campagin: Hardcore Footsies.
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Eric Bischoff: Scoutmaster
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"We don't tolerate man-boobs around here!"
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Tired of the catch phrase "break the walls down," Jericho decides instead to close the walls in on all those who would hold him down.
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Austin had gone unseen in his camouflage, but was spotted by the light shining off his bald head.
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"My god man, put that back in your pants!"
Vastardikai
12-30-2003, 11:50 PM
Time for some crappy captions. Are you ready? Oh well, I'm starting anyway!
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Standing in the Ring, Orton realizes that someone put too much starch in his pants.
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Steiner attempts to put RVD away with Mileena's Suck and Spit Fatality
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Vince has gone from the Billionaire owner of a Fortune 500 Company to being the victim of a "Pull My Finger" Gag. How the Mighty have fallen...
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Bubba: Referee's shouldn't wear khaki pants.
Ric: And you shouldn't wear shorts either, Chicken Legs!
Bubba: What do you mean I have Chicken Legs?
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Ric suddenly asks for a bucket as the Ex-Lax laced coffee kicks in: Mark Henry has finally gotten his revenge.
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Batista: What's a "FLA put SHIRT?"
The WWE Logo didn't know, either.
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The ladies found out that the rumors about Lance are true! (sorry, I had nothing, but for the most part, I try anyway!)
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Ref: why does he have that look on his face?
Booker: because he knows that he'll never job... DAMMIT!
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Booker T is in trouble until the Hand birthed by Mae Young makes the save.
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His jaw then drops when he realized that the Hand was actually Thing from the Adams Family.
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Stolen Joke Alert: Kane tries to help Booker T climb over the Glass Ceiling.
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Coach tries the joke again on Florence Henderson, who chides him for his immaturity.
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Trish: A gift for me! How Sweet, what is it?
Y2J: A gift certificate for Acting Lessons
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The Ref shows some disappointment, as he's out of position to see if Stacy remembered her panties this time...
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Jackie laughs at the thought of Stacy forgetting her Panties until Victoria reminded her about her last nipple slip.
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There's a Monty Python song that goes along with this picture, but I can't remember which one... :naughty:
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The Ref is disappointed again, he ALWAYS misses the good panty shots...
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But when Trish offers him a chance Later tonight, his spirits rise.
or
The Ref points out the girl who he wants to marry to his Mother watching at home.
Corkscrewed
12-31-2003, 08:55 PM
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The failure of the Ortonbot 2000 reduced it from complex interactive robot to world's most expensive paperweight ($5999 at wwweshopzone.com).
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RVD, after drifting asea from an island where he was constantly being buried, emerged on a new island as... a GIANT!
(a good rep to anyone who possibly gets that allusion)
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Steiner was about to do another push up when suddenly, his muscles snapped, rendering him unable to go down.
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Coach (in Aussie accent): "Wow! This here's a real Vincentaurus McMahonasaurus! Check out its confused gaze as I touch it!"
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Flair: "I won't tell anyone you look like a bumble bee if you don't tell anyone I look like a zebra!"
Bubba: "DEAL!"
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Offstage: "Now, Ric, piroette... Good! Good! Congratulations! You're our new swan princess for next year's Christmas opera!"
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Batista: "YOU WILL RESPECT THE SWAN PRINCESS!!!"
Flair: "Woooooooooo!!!"
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At that moment, Terri realized she was a washed up old former diva who DEFINITELY couldn't cut it with the new crowd.
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Booker T found his new Ortonbot 2000 v.2 just as glitchy and freeze-prone as his original.
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More concerning was its tendency to attack and choke people while proclaiming in its stoic, robotic voice, "Hunter will be king."
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Offstage: "Hey Booker! Show your O face!"
Booker: "O... O... O..."
(pat yourself on the back if you get that one... it's easy)
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Kane was damned if he was gonna let Booker T be elevated above him!
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Coach: "The Lindamarion McMahonasaurus is known to be quite confused and stretch its neck in dismay as well!"
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Y2J: "Hey Trish, for Christmas, I got you some of my ring ability and skill."
Trish: "Oh thanks! It's-- hey, what's that supposed to mean???"
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Stacy felt rather cold down there.
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Victoria: "I can't believe Stacy just posed for GGW!!!"
Jackie: "Yeah, but you get $5000 per public nudity exposure."
Victoria: "Really....?"
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Lita: "Yeah, and $10,000 for public acts of sexual exhibitionism!"
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Trish was pleasantly shocked. No cleavage shots in over two months and suddenly two in on night! This was amazing!"
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The girls were ecstatic with relief, having won the first ever "loser has to sleep with Triple H" match.
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Mid-match, Shawn looked up in the sky to see a flaming object hurtle towards the ground. Wait, was that his push?
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Michaels certainly had a way of being detailed with his prostate exams.
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Right about now, Triple H could sure go for some of Edge's Japanese hair shampoo.
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At the prospect of Triple H locked in an extended feud with his friend Shawn Michaels, the system glitched, Hunter's left arm morphed into Michael's face, and the first Matrix crashed.
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Triple H uses Michaels as leverage when an old man tries to pull him down into the lulls of decrepid midcard hell.
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Just one more push and HBK's birth of a fully grown Triple H was a healthy success.
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When Bischoff started singing the Barney "I Love You" song, Shawn Michaels got the heck out of there, lest he be like Triple H, who was already knocked out.
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It was a hard decision for Shawn to make, pull the finger and get a push, or DON'T pull the figure and face the consequences...
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On really hot and passionate nights, both men would end up exhausted after hours of heated love.
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Suddenly, Rikishi crashed through the top of the Titantron, aimed straight at Stone Cold as part of the WWE writer's attempt to repeat history and garner higher ratings.
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Austin: "Wait, 'kish... so you did it for... The Brock???"
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