Official No Mercy 2004 thread

[Joe Kerr]

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WWE Championship
John Bradshaw Layfield's feelings toward Undertaker have been well documented in recent weeks. Ever since the Phenom unceremoniously choke-slammed JBL through the roof of his white limo at SummerSlam, the WWE Champion has considered Taker too sadistic for the company. Undertaker didn't even let JBL recover from his injuries properly, ripping off his neck brace and back support during a recent SmackDown! JBL better be 100 percent at No Mercy, as he will face Undertaker in a Last Ride Match for the WWE Championship. The match will not be decided by a pinfall, countout or submission. A win can only be recorded by dumping your opponent in the back of a hearse. We know JBL will arrive in a limousine, let's see if he leaves in one.


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U.S. Championship
It all comes down to this.

After four grueling matches, John Cena and Booker T will have the fifth-and-deciding match of their exciting series to decide the United States Championship.

Cena was United States Champion earlier this summer before being stripped of the title after a spat with then General Manager Kurt Angle. Booker T would eventually win an elimination bout to gain the championship. But that wasn't good enough for new GM Theodore Long, who ordered the pair to have a best-of-five series to decide the undisputed champion.

Will the United States Championship go home with Cena, or will it stay with Booker T? Watch No Mercy to see which Superstar takes the fifth.


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SmackDown! presents No MercyKurt Angle vs. Big Show
He's back, and nobody's safe, especially Kurt Angle.

The Big Show, all 7-foot-2 and 500 pounds of him, returned to SmackDown! recently after a four-month hiatus. His arrival was marked by terror and destruction as Show wiped out the entire SmackDown! roster when he interrupted Angle and Eddie Guerrero's Lumberjack Match.

SmackDown! General Manager Theodore Long gave Show his choice of facing Guererro or Angle at No Mercy, and he opted for Angle. These two have a long history together. Back in 2002, Angle defeated Show for the WWE Championship.

At one time, they were also both in Paul Heyman's stable. But don't expect them to rehash old times Oct. 3 at No Mercy, Show doesn't seem like he's in any mood for that.

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Luther Reigns vs. Eddie Guerrero
It's totally understandable if Eddie Guerrero has just about had it with the antics of Luther Reigns.

Kurt Angle's meddling henchman has twice cost Latino Heat chances to defeat the Olympic Champ, including a terrific best-of-three falls match where Reigns drilled Guerrero with a chair.

But with Angle occupied with the daunting task of facing Big Show at No Mercy, it turns out Luther and Eddie are both free that night.

So, as usual, SmackDown! General Manager Theodore Long had a great idea, let Reigns and Guerrero settle their differences Oct. 3 at No Mercy as well.

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WWE Tag Team Championship
Some feel Kenzo Suzuki and Rene Dupree are very fortunate to be WWE Tag Team Champions. The odd couple was able to capitalize on Billy Kidman and Paul London's recent issues and capture the title. But since becoming champions, Suzuki and Dupree proved dangerous and totally in lockstep with each other -- despite their disparate cultural backgrounds.

Meanwhile, Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio have forged a friendship of late. RVD even saved Mysterio from a merciless run-in by Suzuki and Dupree on a recent edition of SmackDown!

Together, Mysterio and Mr. Thursday Night make an exciting pair, capable of big things. They will try and make their mark at No Mercy by winning the WWE Tag Team Championship.

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Paul London vs. Billy Kidman
Billy Kidman has already lost his half of the WWE Tag Team Championship and seemingly his nerve to wrestle.

And if he doesn't snap out of his current funk, Kidman will next lose his job. Kidman and Paul London enjoyed a successful run as WWE Tag Team Champions, but after Kidman accidentally injured Chavo Guerrero with his high-flying Shooting Star Press, things began to change.

Suddenly, Kidman's bravado and spirit were gone. He refused to perform the Shooting Star Press, ultimately costing the popular tandem the Championship.

Now, London wants to slap some sense into his former partner. Kidman, who already walked out of a scheduled match with London on a recent SmackDown! broadcast, has no options left.

If Kidman walks out at No Mercy, SmackDown! General Manager Theodore Long told him to not bother coming back.

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Cruiserweight Championship
Nunzio already has Spike Dudley's attention. Now the mini-Italian Stallion wants the Cruiserweight Championship.

SmackDown! General Manager Theodore Long was so impressed with Nunzio's upset win over Spike Dudley in a non-title match in Wichita, Kan., he rewarded Nunzio with a rematch at No Mercy.

But this time the Cruiserweight gold will indeed be on the line. Could Nunzio, with Johnny Stamboli in his corner, surprise Spike yet again? Or will Spike and the Dudleys handle their business with the stakes higher than ever at No Mercy?

[Cruiserweight 3:16]

It's 2004, not 2005

[Joe Kerr]

LOL join me in the future, where the matches dont change.

[Cruiserweight 3:16]

Taker challenging for the WWE Title at No Mercy never changes

[Xero]

I was SUPPOSED to go to No Mercy... But then my grandfather pulled a Triple H, tore his quad, and my ride went out the window... Now I dont get to see it at all... Unless I download the matches that I want, and I refuse to download the WHOLE fucking PPV if I only want one match...

Am I the only one looking forward to the Last Ride match? :$

Although, all the Last Ride match is is an ambulance match where instead of using something that saves people, you use something that carries dead people...

And why does Bradshaw have a beauty mole? :shifty:

[Team Sheep]

This PPV looks good from top to bottom.

[Gouda]

They have also added The Dudleys and Dawn Marie versus Rico, Charlie Haas, and Miss Jackie.

[Joe Kerr]

Except cena vs. booker I mean this is what match 15 between the 2 of them ? Its going to be the same repeative match. Booker will win by cheating.

[Loose Cannon]

Bradshaw's main event push comes to an end tonight.

[Xero]

Except cena vs. booker I mean this is what match 15 between the 2 of them ? Its going to be the same repeative match. Booker will win by cheating.
Actually, I like the series... Not as stellar as Benoit/Booker from what I've heard, but it's still not bad... IMO...

[Scarface]

Bradshaw's main event push comes to an end tonight.

Hurrah :lol:

[The CyNick]

Bradshaw's main event push comes to an end tonight.

I hope they continue to feature him in a major role if he does in fact drop the title tonight. I think he'd make an awesome US champ, and keeping him near the main event level wouldn't be the worst idea. Actually I was even thinking they should have him face Hogan at Mania. That may sound crazy, but promo wise I think it would be great, and it would give JBL a rub to go over Hogan.

On the other hand you have Taker as champ......The only good thing I can see there is that it will give them some focus heading into Mania. Taker would be champ and they can start to tease the idea of him facing Kurt. Maybe it will seem special if they handle it right.

Of course where do you go with Taker as champ? Taker will be faced with the same problem Eddie had as champ earlier in the year; no opponents. Cant go to Kurt yet, because they want to save that. Cant really do BT/Taker, because they just did that. Whats left? Hiedenreich? Luther Reigns? I just dont see a big program they can go to with Taker as champ that would get them to Mania.

However, if they were to keep the title on JBL one more month, and then do a switch over to Kurt (say in a 3 way with Eddie or Show), then you have more guys for Kurt to work with. They can always do another PPV with Kurt vs Eddie for the title (I'd do that at Rumble). They could throw Cena in a PPV at any time for the WWE title. Show is being built up again, so they could do him and Kurt for the title. In the meantime you keep Taker occupied with Heidenreich or whatever, and then he can win the Rumble and set up Kurt-Taker that way.

[Loose Cannon]

Yeah, no doubt JBL will still be up in the upper cards, I just meant he won't be in the World Title scene any longer. Yeah, the US Title is perfect for him and I definately wouldn't mind seeing him holding it, for a long while too.

See, I think Taker's going over tonight 100% because of what's happened the past few weeks. He's got past Gangrel Viscera, Orlando and now i't's JBL. That's like your wrestling 101 setup for a Title Win. I will be very suprised if JBL wlaks out as Champ.

They were planning on Taker/Heidenreich for Survivor Series, but I don't know about that now. Heidenreich's character is like a pansy now, so I don't know if you put him against Taker. He's not really a monster anymore. Actually, I haven't seen his Smackdown segmetns, I just going by what I'm hearing with his reading poems and shit. Does he still come off as a monster?

Maybe you just have Taker win, Luther interferes in Kurt's match, which sets up Show/Luther. Eddie takes time off. Then Kurt does his program with Taker. Kurt takes the Title right away and then Taker chases and gets it at Mania.

[Innovator]

Bradshaw's main event push comes to an end tonight.
I've been saving a bottle for krystal for this occasion

[Azriel]

Taker needs to win it, and I agree with LC. I think if Cena wins tonight, him and JBL could have an awesome program. and then maybe have Booker feud with Eddie.

[The CyNick]

They could do that, but I hate that scenario for two reasons. First, its the same thing they are doing on RAW with Randy and Trips (assuming they still go with Randy at Mania, I'm having my doubts now, but thats for another thread). And second, I just hate giving the fans the visual of seeing the face with the title, only to lose and then build back up the same thing.

Its like with Austin in 98/99. They could have had him win the title in the tourny at SurvSer, and then get crewed the next night by Rock. But it was more valuable having Austin fail by getting screwed (without really losing a match), and then build up his chase to get a title shot.

What I can see tonight is that Taker goes through everyone (Vis, Gangrel and Jordan all run in and Taker kills em), he gets JBL in the Hearse, but there's no ref. Out comes Heidenreich and he starts beating down Taker, and they do the spot where Taker gets put through the top of the Hearse. OJ drags JBL out of the Hearse, ref wakes up and rings the bell.

That way Taker had really won the match, but gets screwed and now he has a heated program with a fresh opponent in Hiedenreich for SurvSer. JBL gets another win without winning and keeps the title. On TV they reveal JBL paid off Heyman to have Heidenreich screw over Taker and thats that.

Heidenreich has been booked like a nut job on SD. Sure he's doing poems and raping Micheal Cole, but he still looks like someone to fear. Now, that said, we all know he sucks, but the booking hasn't hurt him at all. If anything it makes him more intruiging, like whats he going to do next.

Taker getting screwed would in theory also make his Mania title win (if thats how it goes down) more special. Fans will have seen Taker come oh so close, only to have it taken from him without ever getting it. Angle could get the title, and they could have him say Taker doesn't deserve a shot, usual heel stuff, Taker wins the Rumble (he's never done that) and there's your match. This time Taker finally reaches the top of the mountain again. Its not what I would do, but I can see how they would think its the right thing to do.

[Azriel]

I could see that possibility.

[Loose Cannon]

Yeah, that's pretty good. I was also thinking that the other idea was "Orton vs HHH story" on Raw when I typed that. Well if Hiedenreich still looks like a threat, I say go with it.

I could see Taker winning the Rumble as well, but they might have a Raw guy win it this year since a Smackdown guy won it last year. I wish they would do the Rumble 92 thing once again where the winner gets the Title.

[Azriel]

I see Orton winning the Rumble, no question.

[Loose Cannon]

Oh BTW, since the thought is in my head, I hope at Survivor Series they do an encounter between Evolution and Team Angle, not for a storyline, but just have them cross paths in the back for a moment.

[The CyNick]

Yeah, I'd like to see the Evo-Anlge thing as well.

With the Rumble, I kinda think a SD guy will win again just so they can have the SD title match close the show. I figure if Taker is going to take the title, that will be the final match. SD closed out 19, RAW 20, so I can see them going back and forth.

[Joe Kerr]

Yeah, I'd like to see the Evo-Anlge thing as well.

With the Rumble, I kinda think a SD guy will win again just so they can have the SD title match close the show. I figure if Taker is going to take the title, that will be the final match. SD closed out 19, RAW 20, so I can see them going back and forth.


If taker had the title do you think he would lose at Wrestlemania? I mean the man is undefeated at Mania wouldnt he want to keep that record?

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

Booker will cheat to win the u.s title and JBL will cheat to retain also. Then there is going to be a Cena/JBL fued.

[Rain Man]

I'm thinking about ordering it on PPV.. Should I order this or Taboo Tuesday??

[Savio]

I don't know we already know Bishoff and HHH will win.

[The CyNick]

If taker had the title do you think he would lose at Wrestlemania? I mean the man is undefeated at Mania wouldnt he want to keep that record?

Thats why I think Taker will be chasing the title into Mania. With the streak on the line, it gives the champ (lets assume its Angle) something to go after, instead of just having something to lose.

Personally, I believe if they ever do have Taker lose at Mania it needs to be against someone who needs and can benefit from the rub of taking the streak. Orton would be a good choice with his gimmick, but oh yeah he's a face, or at least he tries to play one on TV.

If Taker is champ going into Mania, then I think he will keep the title, and then possibly lose it at the next PPV after Mania.

[The CyNick]

I'm thinking about ordering it on PPV.. Should I order this or Taboo Tuesday??

It depends.

Personally, I wouldn't order any WWE PPV, but thats just my refusal to reward their crappy booking.

This card is set, whereas with TT all we really know is Eugene/Bischoff and Flair/Orton (likely). If you want to see Bisch get his head shaved, then I guess TT is for you. In the ring, it'll likely have at least or two better matches than anything on tonight's show. But, then on the other hand you'll have to deal with a lot of the stupid stuff which usually plagues RAW shows.

I would save my money for SurvSer myself. At least with the major shows you get all the top talent on one show, and a lot of the crap is eliminated.

[LK]

Yeah I could see a feud between JBL and Cena. IT could be part of JBL's attmept to get a better America like he talked about when he wrestled Eddie and the immigrants were ruining America. He could say the same about rappers and thus him and Cena feud.

[Rain Man]

It depends.

Personally, I wouldn't order any WWE PPV, but thats just my refusal to reward their crappy booking.

This card is set, whereas with TT all we really know is Eugene/Bischoff and Flair/Orton (likely). If you want to see Bisch get his head shaved, then I guess TT is for you. In the ring, it'll likely have at least or two better matches than anything on tonight's show. But, then on the other hand you'll have to deal with a lot of the stupid stuff which usually plagues RAW shows.

I would save my money for SurvSer myself. At least with the major shows you get all the top talent on one show, and a lot of the crap is eliminated.

Forgot about SS thanks man

[The CyNick]

The only problem I see with that, is that I think Cena needs to be put in a bigger program than JBL for Mania.

He already won the US title last year, so anything on that same level will seem like he's gone nowhere. Unless he's going for the WWE title (which he should, but likely wont be), I almost think they need to bring someone in from the outside to fued with him. Either a celebrity or someone like Rock, Hogan, etc.

I guess the other option would be to go to Orton-Cena. Everyone ont he net seems to see this as a dream match or something and they did tease it at Summerslam. Personally I think tis too soon for that one, but you never know. I could especially see this one if Orton doesn't get the World Title spot with HHH at Mania.

[Joe Kerr]

Thats why I think Taker will be chasing the title into Mania. With the streak on the line, it gives the champ (lets assume its Angle) something to go after, instead of just having something to lose.

Personally, I believe if they ever do have Taker lose at Mania it needs to be against someone who needs and can benefit from the rub of taking the streak. Orton would be a good choice with his gimmick, but oh yeah he's a face, or at least he tries to play one on TV.

If Taker is champ going into Mania, then I think he will keep the title, and then possibly lose it at the next PPV after Mania.



Im thinking if Taker loses at wrestlemania itll be when he is ready to retire. Maybe he uses that as his last match to go out on.

[Mikey]

There is a possible rumor that....






UT will lose due to interference from Heindenreich

Spike will win because they want to keep a strong heel CW champ

Cena will lose. since he will be leaving to shoot his movie

[The Mackem]

They could do that, but I hate that scenario for two reasons. First, its the same thing they are doing on RAW with Randy and Trips (assuming they still go with Randy at Mania, I'm having my doubts now, but thats for another thread). And second, I just hate giving the fans the visual of seeing the face with the title, only to lose and then build back up the same thing.

Its like with Austin in 98/99. They could have had him win the title in the tourny at SurvSer, and then get crewed the next night by Rock. But it was more valuable having Austin fail by getting screwed (without really losing a match), and then build up his chase to get a title shot.

What I can see tonight is that Taker goes through everyone (Vis, Gangrel and Jordan all run in and Taker kills em), he gets JBL in the Hearse, but there's no ref. Out comes Heidenreich and he starts beating down Taker, and they do the spot where Taker gets put through the top of the Hearse. OJ drags JBL out of the Hearse, ref wakes up and rings the bell.

That way Taker had really won the match, but gets screwed and now he has a heated program with a fresh opponent in Hiedenreich for SurvSer. JBL gets another win without winning and keeps the title. On TV they reveal JBL paid off Heyman to have Heidenreich screw over Taker and thats that.

Heidenreich has been booked like a nut job on SD. Sure he's doing poems and raping Micheal Cole, but he still looks like someone to fear. Now, that said, we all know he sucks, but the booking hasn't hurt him at all. If anything it makes him more intruiging, like whats he going to do next.

Taker getting screwed would in theory also make his Mania title win (if thats how it goes down) more special. Fans will have seen Taker come oh so close, only to have it taken from him without ever getting it. Angle could get the title, and they could have him say Taker doesn't deserve a shot, usual heel stuff, Taker wins the Rumble (he's never done that) and there's your match. This time Taker finally reaches the top of the mountain again. Its not what I would do, but I can see how they would think its the right thing to do.
There's your half year of booking, it wasn't that hard WWE was it?

[loopydate]

Should I even bother with the Heat report tonight?

I mean, it's probably going to be forty-nine minutes of previews, then one Shannon Moore/Akio match or something.

[M-A-G]

Haha, remember the days when I would actually recap these things? I should probably get back into the spirit again.

On a side note, regarding the Orton-Cena thing, I fail to see it as that big of a dream match considering neither man can carry a match on their own much less against each other and Orton is nowhere near the levels of popularity Cena has acheived. And that's even when Orton is being pushed as the bigger star, what with a World Title win and all. The minute they're on equal ground in ringwork and fan interest, I'll get on board with the idea.

[Batsu]

In a note about the HEAT previews...

...is it a "can't do anything about it" clause that allowed WWE to show Jamie Noble prominently in the Kidman-London video packages?

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

Cena's making a movie?

[Loose Cannon]

yep, he won't be around for a little while.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

did any1 just see the heat trademark thing come up in the corner during s2h's entrance??

[Innovator]

sweet, now Eddie is opening the PPV? how the mighty have fallen

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

please tell me im seeing things when eddie is in the opener?

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

lmao, cole is like a broken record telling us what has happened to luther in the past....

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

eddies opening?

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

harsh reality. hes makin luther look pretty good

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

classic eddie here

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

whats going on?

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

eddie just beat luther by 'lying, cheating and stealing'

[jerichoholic169]

lol that was great - luther looked all right apart from botching hitting jindrak with the chair

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

what happened? Jindrak tried to interfere but it backfired?

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

does any1 think theres a point to this CW match? i highly doubt that Nunzio will go over twice in a row

[jerichoholic169]

eddie grabbed a chair, luther pulled it away from him, nearly hitting jindrak with it, turning around and getting dropkicked by eddie causing him to hit jindrak 'right in the face'. and then eddie hit luther with a baton which he knicked from a cop. pure genius

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

eh... nunzio may surprise us all. It would be hilarouse if he won.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

eddie hit luther with a baton when the ref wasnt looking

[Innovator]

So the FBI have a home field advantage here?

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

wtf is up with spikes attire? khaki?!?!?!

[Innovator]

anyone else find it funny that Johnny the Bull wears a bulletproof vest?

[V]

why is this thread full of people with less than 50 posts lol

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

yea i only noticed that this past week on SD.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

correction : less than 52

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

lmao @ bubba drggin spike by one arm around the ring

[jerichoholic169]

lol at bubba dragging spike off - that was a better match than i was expecting but it wasnt like we werent expecting bubba to interfere and allow spike to retain.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

cool history of taker vids comin along

[Innovator]

here comes the match of the night

[Savio]

So spike won?

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

the reason for kidmans heel turn : he realised he upset jamie knoble.
'Its all your fault......'


And nobody saw him again......

[Innovator]

prediction: London beats Kidman with London Calling

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

WTF!!! @ Kidmans glitter robe!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm not watching the PPV, but I'm bored. How is it so far? What's happened?

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

predction-kidman wins with the shooting star press or whatever its called.

[OssMan]

MRAT=VEGETABLES

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

jus a random question - when i watched heat and jindrak made his entance with new music and no mirrors, does this mean the whole 'reflection of perfection' thing has been dropped??

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

ASSMAN

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

mrat was right. kidman with sick shooting star - knees to ribs

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

so kidman won?

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

kidman does another while london is strapped to stretcher

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

yea he won

[jerichoholic169]

aw man that looks sick - blood coming out of london's mouth. and then kidman does another SSP while londons on the stretcher - thats crazy!!

quite funny as kidman tries to turn heel but the crowd cheers him.

[Innovator]

worker of the night so far is Paul London

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

sounds bad for london

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

did anyone notice theres only 3 people here and only 1 is actually watching

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

the next taker championship win clip was from Over the Edge 99 wasnt it? the night of Owens death. damn

[jerichoholic169]

i was watching til jbl started talking

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

yea, a bad turnout tonight! lol

[jerichoholic169]

jeez how much does kenzo get paid to do this?!

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

kenzo.....is.....singing.....born....in....the.....USA.....

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

kenzo is singing what?

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

he better be getting a big bonus check for that.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

and he was bouncing around when he was doing it as well.....it was pretty funny. lol

[jerichoholic169]

wow WWE are letting RVD do more than the 3 moves he usually does. that sequence with rene reminded me of jerry lynn v rvd at hardcore heaven

[Savio]

http://www.thewrestlingoutlaws.com/ppv/020.jpg

[loopydate]

kenzo.....is.....singing.....born....in....the.....USA.....
He did that on Velocity last night, too.

[Innovator]

double flips over the rope was cool

[Joe Kerr]

No one gets higher than R.V.D

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

is the match over yet?

[jerichoholic169]

rvd and rey are pretty good together with their combo moves.

anyone else notice on the double flip that mysterio landed straight on his head.

now theres a surprise at the ending - using the ropes.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

yea, kenzo wins with ropes

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

not really lookin 4wrd to the next taker flashback. its gnna bring back bad memories

[Innovator]

Show/Angle is next

[jerichoholic169]

does anyone else find the long term memory loss of commentators to be funny? everyone keeps making out that angle doesnt stand a chance against show but angles beaten him before. plus hes only 469pounds according to ivory now - still looks fat lol.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

lol @ ONLY 469 pounds

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

according to ivory/chimmel, show just lost 9 pounds between heat and now

[jerichoholic169]

was it me or was kurt not wearing his gold medals?? what happened to them?? or is it too late for my eyes!?

wow goldberg is back

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

and will show EVER get new music???

[jerichoholic169]

according to ivory/chimmel, show just lost 9 pounds between heat and now

hes been wearing angle's chicken suit!! (anyone remember christian going for CW gold will know what i mean)

[The CyNick]

and will show EVER get new music???

Right after HBK does

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

eddie sold kurts medals on wwe.com
goldberg?

[Anybody Thrilla]

You guys are all missing a bit</>ching episode of Desparate Housewives right now.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

theres a clip of the chicken suit on mick foleys 'hard knocks and cheap pops' dvd. so ill never forget that classic. cole just said hes 470 - show has a dodgy metabolism by the sound of it

[jerichoholic169]

er what just happened??

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

lmao @ teddy longs swagger

[jerichoholic169]

lol at kurt tripping up

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

lol at kurt tripping on the stairs...... he was supposed to do that, wasnt he?

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

oh no.... the refs down.... im so suprised

[The Answer]

lmao @ teddy longs swagger

Im really starting to like that "Mack militant" song that Teddy long comes out with

[The Answer]

Im pretty sure Kidman blew another shooting star press on London.You guys think they should ban that move.He might have broken London's ribs

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

i liked that song when the first used it with him and mark henry

[Hired Hitman]

I love that song. UH-UH-UH UH

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

i dont think he wouldve gone up again if he botched it. i could be wrong tho

[The Answer]

The angle slam looked like a hip toss on the Big Show.Haha Big show just broke a tranquilizer gun.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

show hasnt used that allyoop for a couple of years now

[Innovator]

angle is dead

[jerichoholic169]

holy *******

[The Answer]

Show beats Angle with a chokeslam from the top rope

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

chokeslam from the top rope wins it. that gun looked like something from fisher-price.....

[The Answer]

chokeslam from the top rope wins it. that gun looked like something from fisher-price.....

Yep it sure did :rofl:

[jerichoholic169]

have i fallen asleep or have the dudleys - rico/haas not been on yet??

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

they better do something special with this US Title match. so far ive pretty much felt like ive seen the same match 4 times over

[The Answer]

they better do something special with this US Title match. so far ive pretty much felt like ive seen the same match 4 times over

The Benoit/Booker T best out of 5 back in WCW was much better than this one was.

[Innovator]

The Benoit/Booker T best out of 5 back in WCW was much better than this one was.
7

[The CyNick]

have i fallen asleep or have the dudleys - rico/haas not been on yet??

they do that a lot nowadays, they'll put a top tier match first (ie Eddie-Reigns) and then save a curtain jerker type match (Dudleys deal) to split up two main event matches (in this case BT/Cena and JBL/Taker).

[loopydate]

That was best of seven, wasn't it?

I seem to remember it ending 4-3.

Could be wrong, though.

[The Answer]

7

Was it?It could have been best of three and been better than this series

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

i think they shouldve had a different stip for each of these, just to mix it up a lil

[jerichoholic169]

yeah im fed up with the cena / booker t fued - its been going on waaaaay too long. saying this itll either be a double count out or a double pin and then having co holders like jericho/chyna way back in 2000.

[loopydate]

i think they shouldve had a different stip for each of these, just to mix it up a lil
That would have been much better.

Start with a standard match, then go with a streetfight, then a cage match, then a ladder match, then...A NO-COUNT-OUT MATCH!

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

that would be interesting, but apparently cena is leaving for a movie. so im gnna be original and go with booker...

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

that no count out match thing aint gettin old any time soon, is it?

[Innovator]

That would have been much better.

Start with a standard match, then go with a streetfight, then a cage match, then a ladder match, then...A NO-COUNT-OUT MATCH!
at least they could've had one of them get injured, ala Fallen Angel in the Triple X/AMW best of 3 series

[Innovator]

That would have been much better.

Start with a standard match, then go with a streetfight, then a cage match, then a ladder match, then...A NO-COUNT-OUT MATCH!
BOOYA!

[Hired Hitman]

come on Booker T!

[The CyNick]

That would have been much better.

Start with a standard match, then go with a streetfight, then a cage match, then a ladder match, then...A NO-COUNT-OUT MATCH!

Nice to see Vince Russo posts here

[OssMan]

I hope they both get injured.

[DMI]

without having to read this whole thing, could someone tell me the results so far?

[jerichoholic169]

eddie over luther
spike retained
dupree/susuki retained
show over angle
kidman over london

and now cena over booker

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

i dont believe it........ cena wins

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

he wins with a friggin F-U.......im so dissapointed

[The CyNick]

Had a fgeeling they would give it to Cena. Lots of babys winning key matches, me thinks JBL might be living to see another day as champion.

[jerichoholic169]

for a minute i thought cena was getting a spliff out then..........

[Innovator]

AHAHAHAHA Cena pulled a TO!

[The CyNick]

he wins with a friggin F-U.......im so dissapointed

What did you expect him to win with? A tombstone? A Stunner? A Leg Drop?

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

EuGeNe

[The Answer]

Well,Cena wins which costs me some fantasy points.But besides that this may set up Booker vs JBL.Dawn Marie with the Dudleys

[jerichoholic169]

fanatic series for eugene!? wow im glad i cant get that over here!!

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

i meant that match didnt suprise me everything was the usual, right down to the finish

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

lmao at dawns top

[jerichoholic169]

i meant that match didnt suprise me everything was the usual, right down to the finish

like cole said, it was like all the other matches in the series. yep precisely like all the other matches hence im very glad its over!!

go rico!!

[The CyNick]

i meant that match didnt suprise me everything was the usual, right down to the finish

Well it only makes sense for Cena to win with the F-U, but Cena isn't going to have much of a different match. They seem to want him to work a cookie cutter style every time out. Its worked befre, so I cant say that its a bad thing.

[The Answer]

Haas looks different some how probably should have kept the beard makes him look older.Where is Simon Diamond at these days Dawn Marie's real husband

[Innovator]

I wish Gertner still managed the Dudleyz, I miss his promos

[jerichoholic169]

lol wat a surprise - dawns top comes off - and thats a good thing!!

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

someone start a 'HLA' chant

[The Answer]

Lol at Rico kissing Bubba

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

lmao @ rico n bubba

[Innovator]

my god Taker needs to learn how to sell from Bubba, ahahaha

[Innovator]

CMON GET THE FUCKING TABLES

[jerichoholic169]

does anyone else find it stupid that dawn marie is teaming up with my the dudleys who are gonna beat the crap out of the person she's having an affair with??! i guess thats WWE for you.

[Innovator]

can anyone remember the last time someone went through a table by the Dudleyz

[The CyNick]

Haas looks different some how probably should have kept the beard makes him look older.Where is Simon Diamond at these days Dawn Marie's real husband

He looks different because he's got a look of shock, somehting along the lines of "how lucky am I that the WWE put Jackie Gayda on the road with me so I could bang her night in and night out".

[jerichoholic169]

hey were back in 2000 again

[The CyNick]

does anyone else find it stupid that dawn marie is teaming up with my the dudleys who are gonna beat the crap out of the person she's having an affair with??! i guess thats WWE for you.

Its probably a means to an end for her, she wants a piece of Jackie, this was a way to do it. Maybe she figures Charlie will need a good rub down when the match is over.

[Innovator]

that was a nice moonsault

[BlackDawn2024]

can anyone remember the last time someone went through a table by the Dudleyz

I believe the last time was a couple weeks before the Royal Rumble. Dudleyz put Coach through the table with the 3D.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

that didnt really conclude anything

[jerichoholic169]

*sigh* i guess hei-den-REICH is gonna interfere on jbl's behalf then as he hasnt appeared yet tonight. kinda thought he would have given us some poetry tonight if he wasnt going to interfere.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

the wwe just showed us how much taker still looks like ABA

[The Answer]

Please Lord it's almost my birthday have JBL lose the title tonight.

[Joe Kerr]

I know im a little late but Im glad Cena won the title. Being that he never truly lost it ...just seems right.

[The Answer]

The WWE is swerving us by showing taker's title reigns to build up Heidenreich destroying him :mad:

[jerichoholic169]

wahey its the ambul..sorry i mean last ride match. please lets have a clean victory for taker.

[Innovator]

If JBL doesn't lose the title tonight, then he'll lose to the Big Show next month, who will lose to Angle, then to Taker

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

i really want taker to win this 1. but heidi is bound to interfere. but taker hasnt lost on tv since WM. but theyve hyped his title wins too much for him to win..... AHHH, I DONT KNOW

[The Answer]

WTF?A blue hearst never seen one of those

[Joe Kerr]

Did you know Rico is 43....he looks like he is in his early thirties

[jerichoholic169]

what would be cool would be if hei-den-reich put them both in the hearse. then again they keep mentioning jbl having a plan so i guess that means jbl to retain due to little jonny.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

PLEASE let heidenrich be completly off this PPV and not in the ME

[Joe Kerr]

Taker has big ears

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

Y the fuk is taker not dying his beard? it dont look very deadmanish with a ginger goatee. how old is taker btw?

[jerichoholic169]

taker's 42.

they're building up this match as taker's sort of match - we all know what happens in those, dont we??

and they keep mentioning jbl not having a plan and needing a plan b. i hope this isnt leading to what i think it is.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

wat do you think it is? ........ waits for a three syllable answer

[Innovator]

E-C-W!!!!!!!!!

[DMI]

Taker has big ears:foc:

[jerichoholic169]

lit-tle jon-ny...d'oh thats four!!

[OssMan]

lol Undertaker had some retarded match with one of his patented stipulations last year at No Mercy, and we all know that was a great match.

[jerichoholic169]

lol Undertaker had some retarded match with one of his patented stipulations last year at No Mercy, and we all know that was a great match.

dont forget SS last year either.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

vince : now thats a shock ending that we need
jr: but vince, we already...
vince : YOOOOOUUUR FIIIIIRRRRRED

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

did cena win..i had to go out for a while and i wasnt reading

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

Y the fuk do wwe commentatiors not know the names of any moves? ITS A TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!!

[jerichoholic169]

and taker just did what we all dream of doing....choking jbl out.

[Innovator]

Tazz called it a triangle choke

[Innovator]

NO! HUGO! NO TU MESA!

[The Answer]

That taker choke hold is cool.You can snap someone's neck in that, Chuck Norris style

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

lets face it. HIAC = taker loses. Casket match = taker loses. Buried Alive = taker loses. Last Ride = taker loses.

this is the majority of the time anyway

[jerichoholic169]

does anyone else's coverage black out?!

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

yea, i thought it was the weather. bt obviosly not

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

is it over? did JBL retain?

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

not yet

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

that tombstone looked pretty sick

[The Answer]

lets face it. HIAC = taker loses. Casket match = taker loses. Buried Alive = taker loses. Last Ride = taker loses.

this is the majority of the time anyway

I believe Taker is about even in casket matches.Lost to Yoko,Shawn Micheals and beat Fake taker and Yoko

[McLegend]

is it a good match

[jerichoholic169]

wooo thats gonna hurt!! lol the blood on jbls face looks like takers symbol

[Innovator]

JBL is dead

[The Answer]

That tombstone on the steps was cool.Jbl busted open hard

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

he llost to mankind i believe

[Innovator]

call me old fashioned but shouldn't a tombstone on the steel steps leave you pretty much limp

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

tombstone on the steps!!!SWEET!

[The Answer]

he llost to mankind i believe

I think mankind came out of the casket he helped someone else win.He may have beaten Kamala in one of those matches not sure

[Innovator]

JBL, GET THE TABLES

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

tombstone on the steps reminds me of kane/shane

[The Answer]

Chokeslam threw the Spanish announce table!!!!!

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!

[Innovator]

now he's dead

[jerichoholic169]

this match is pretty good actually. now a chokeslam through the spanish announcing table - why is it always the spanish table that goes?!?

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

who went through the tables?JBL or taker?

[jerichoholic169]

here comes heidi

[Innovator]

NO!!!!!!!!!

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

HERE WE FUCKIN GO

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

fuck!! hei-den-rich interfernence..tell me your kidding

[Innovator]

YUS!

[jerichoholic169]

takers pissed now

[The Answer]

Heidenreich with cloraphorm helps JBL win.Wo maybe not

Edit:Ya it's over.Dammit I can't believe it another month or two eith JBL as champion

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

YES!! FUCKIN SITUP!!! MARKS OUT!!

[Loose Cannon]

Heidenriech came out? :lol: Well there it is.

[Innovator]

CMON TAKER!

[jerichoholic169]

ministry, ministry, ministry!!

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

whats going on?

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

FUCKSAKES

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

yes niners got a td. 2 more and a field goal and were tied.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

not......amused

[jerichoholic169]

ah crap maybe no ministry then. well at least we all knew what was going to happen.

[jerichoholic169]

hmmm where have i seen this before??!

[Loose Cannon]

what happened

[DMI]

yes niners got a td. 2 more and a field goal and were tied.
rub a lamp

[The Answer]

Heyman was driving the hearst and parks it.Heidenreich slams into the hearst and it blows up

[jerichoholic169]

heidi just crashed a ford something into the hearse

[OssMan]

that's my Heidenreich!

[jerichoholic169]

lol heidi looks well hurt!!

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

oh that heidenrich...

[jerichoholic169]

kane+paul bearer = heidenreich+paul heyman

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

this is hopefully where Taker fully returns as the real deadman with the ministry to take on Ivan Drago.....I mean Heidi....and how did he get busted up so mch???

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

so JBL retains?