Smackdown! Captions 10/17/04

[I-Hate-You]

Well, they have a new system now. It's no longer numbers, it's letters. I noticed two letters were missing and they c and d and they both are pictures of Taker chokeslamming Heyman and Hedienriech (sp?).

Anyway, enjoy.

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BONUS PIC:

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[Apprentice]

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Heinden: Guess what?
Paul: What?
Heiden: I have makeup on
Paul: huh?
Heiden: You can't see it cuz its a concealer.
Paul: Are you okay?
Heiden: Did you know you look like a white Al Roker?

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Holly: I crown you the most white trash WWE Champion of all time.

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Rey: O man... That apple didn't taste so good...
CCC: Uhh, they don't look like apples to me... Where did you get them?
Rey: JBL's dressing room....
CCC: Those weren't apples dude. Those were buffalo testicles.
Rey: .....

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Angle: I didn't say I was a Yankee fan... HONEST!
Big Show: Damn you and your stupid curse! 1918!! :mad:

[Corkscrewed]

What the... more captions? And these are from last Thursday, right?

I'm positively confused, but will caption these later.

[Xero]

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Billy: Dude, are you alright!?
Charlie: Yeah, my knee just shattered... I'll be FINE Mr. Shooting Star Press...
Billy: Good... **Puts on the figure four**
Charlie: AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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John: You are getting very sleepy...
Paul: I am getting very sleepy...
John: When I snap my fingers, you will give RVD a push or be fired...
Paul: When you snap your fingers, I will give RVD a push or be fired...
John: **Snap** So Paul, how do you feel?
Paul: I feel the strange urge to be fired because I feel something is impossible...

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God and The Undertaker - The newest WWE Tag Team!

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Taker: Damn John, you're light as hell... Wait a minuite... **Looks down** CHAVOOOO!

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Holly: What time is it?
JBL: It's... **CRASH**

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JBL does his best Brock Lesnar being cut impression...

-OR-

Bradshaw lost the top part of his hat, so he had to settle for the brim...

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God: Me I hate those guys...

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Carlito: Stealing my apples... Now that's not coo'... Like me... Carlito... Caribbean... Cool...

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Kurt: Ooo... Pretty lights :lol:

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Rey: I must return to my home planet. They need me.
**Rey rises off the screen very jerkily**

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Rey: WOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! **SPLAT**

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Who's got who? We'll never know... And we don't WANT to know... Believe me...

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Carlito: This title and chain combination is soo coo'...

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Stacy Keibler returns to SmackDown!... Only to steal Eddie's car...

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Eddie: Yo esse... You want to get some Latino HEEEEE... Aw fuck it... I'm not as good as I used to be... :(

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(Seconds later)
Luther: Oh yeah... OH YEAH! DO IT TO ME BABY!
Kurt: YEAH BITCH! SWALLOW!
Eddie: Muh ma muh muf...
Mark: Yeah bitch, eat that cupcake!

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Kurt: Wait! Wait! I DIDN'T do it! I didn't shoot Bambi!
Big Show: YES YOU DID YOU MONSTER!!!!!

[Dave Youell]

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CCC: Hey Cool Sign
Me: Thanks

[Dave Youell]

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JBL was trying a new metal cowboy hat, and as a rib put superglue on it, much to Holly's dismay

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but the rib wasn't over not by a long shot as JBL showed off an even bigger hat


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Heyman: I'm a little tea pot short and spout this is my handle this is m........................

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CCC: Dude you really should get that boil on your neck looked at, it looks sore

[Drakul]

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CCC: How does the apple taste?
Rey: It tastes like..buuurning! Oow!

[Gone Mad]

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Haas couldn't help it. He just thought that "Team America" was HHHILLiarious!

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Heidenreich: Give me Power Pellets and talent! RANDOM.. POETRY.COM.. REFERRENCE!

Heyman: ..Sandman???!

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Heyman, the heart! Aim for his heart!... That's his back, idiot!

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Undertaker: RASENGAN! **shoots chi blast to stomach**

Heidireich: NO ONE WILL GET THIS JOKE!!! **explodes**

Anime fans: :shifty:

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Holly: Hey, JBL! Where does Oscar the Grouch live again?

JBL: Um.. a ga-- **KICKED IN THE BALLS!**

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JBL: ARGG! I'm the Crystal Pepsi Pirate! Yarg!

Holly: I'll show you-- SURGE!! **attempts punch.. collapses instead**

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Vir--..I mean, Jordan: HEY! I got an idea! HEY, JBL... **punches self, steals CW title** .. :shifty:

JBL: 'HE SO RONERY'... HILARIOUS!!

more later...

[Aussie Skier]

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Charlie: oh its so bad, it hurts so much
Billy: What Charlie, you leg?
Charlie: No, i was out the back getting ready to come out here, and Dawn Marie came up from behind, and heidenreiched me! :'(

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Hmmm, i thought we had all just dreamt that...

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JBL: Hurry up, i can't hold on much longer......

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JBL replaces his hat with the new, steel edition.

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CCC: Your lying down, that's cool.

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Surely if you can have a wrestler with one leg, you can also have one with 3 arms

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First Viscera and Gangrel..and now the godfather makes his return...hoes and all!

[Apprentice]

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Undertaker: RASENGAN! **shoots chi blast to stomach**

Heidireich: NO ONE WILL GET THIS JOKE!!! **explodes**

Anime fans: :shifty:


Yay Naruto ref! :love:

[SuperSlim]

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Billy: Oh no. You caught it. You caught the Kevin Nash syndrome.

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Heidensometin: What's that on your forehead?

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JBL: Crap Haas already got it and now I'm startin to catch it.

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CCC: Man you got it bad. You caught the KNS. That not cool. Not cool at all. You gonna finsih that apple?

[Gone Mad]

ENCORE! ..Naruto rules!
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CCC: Told you not to eat that witch's apple.

Rey: Ugh..shut up.. and it wasn't a witch... It was a prostitute.

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Angle: Hey, a glass ceiling.. didn't know it was day already..

Gangrel/Viscera: NOOOOO!!! **burns up, KABOOMS! **

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Mysterio: Spirit Bomb!

Taker: .. Oh, yeah! RA-SEN-GAN AGAIN, BIATCH!

Angle: ..uhh.. that's Hei-den-reich.. **death rattle**

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Rey: I LOVE YOU, SPONGEBOB!

CCC: AH! You reek of marshmellow and dog food!

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Signs that you love SpongeBob alittle TOO much.

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CCC: HAHA! Told you, PeeWee Herman, not to tie you bike to me!
Police (grabs CCC): Alright, you're under arrest for continuing a joke that was never funny.
CCC: Not cool.
Police: ..Exactly.

RIP CCC as robot clown referrence.

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Cole: WOW! Eddie looks to be having a great time with those girls..

Eddie: HELP! They kidnapped me!

Neutrino Girls: Shut up and give us a good time, damn it!

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Car: HE TAKES A LITTLE BLUE PILL, LADIES!
Girls: **LOL**
Eddie: ..fucking asshole..
Car: ..HE ALSO PUT HIMSELF INSIDE OF ME..
Everyone: ....
Car: ..Sorry.. that's half true..

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Angle: Yeah, you know you like this, Eddie.. Luther???

Luther: With pleasure.. ....... RANDOM PAC-MAN! **theme in the background**

Eddie: No.. You ate Pinky, bastard!

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Angle: Stop doing that Stacy impression, Mark.. and help me! Stone Show Steve Austin, no!!

Stone Show: What?... No, really. What did you say? I was looking at Test doing that Stacy impression..

Eddie (to himself): ..just stay on the floor and no one will put you in a shitty storyline.. everything will be all right...

END... again.

[Savio]

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No matter how hard Billy tried He could not teach Haas how to do the Harlem Shake.
Billy: No Haas you have to stand up.

[Cool King]

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J.R:ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!
Tazz & Cole: :wtf:

[Jorgha]

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"JBL, that's a good look for you. What do you mean it didn't go over at your Chipendale tryouts?"

[Vastardikai]

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Jindrak leaves the ring, he knows that Stone Show doesn't take kindly to people doing the Macarena.

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CCC: I told you that watching Bob Holly vs. JBL would make you sick, dude.


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Heidenreich: Where's my Teddy Bear?

Paul: Uh oh...

[Corkscrewed]

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Haas: "AGH! My knee!!!"
Kidman: "Not again! DAMN YOU TANYA HARDING!!!"

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Heidenreich: "WHADDYA MEAN ROBERT FROST OWNS ME???"

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One way or another, Taker was putting a stop to Heyman's rendition of Phantom of the Opera.

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Why Taker was elevating Heidi was beyond everyone. Maybe he just related to wrestlers who raped other people (physically or careerwise).

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Mrs. Holly: "Bob! Take out the trash!!!"
*Hardcore takes the trash can then takes out JBL*
Hardcore: "Done, dear!"

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John "Bradshaw" Layfield: WWE Champion. Open Nazi. Graduate of Undertaker's School of Selling.

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Orlando: "WHOA! I just got a brilliant idea!!! Go to TNA!!!"

OR

JBL hated the middle of the month. Orlando's newly shaven cueball head was always too damn reflective.

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Carlito: "Tsk tsk tsk. Shouldn't have said Nancy Kerrigan was better."

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Kurt shows off his divine powers by manipulating the smoke and pyros to make two hands pointing upward as well.

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Rey could have made the pin, but he was having too much fun invisible hang gliding.

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Tension built as Carlito went up for a crucial pair of freethrows in the firstever Cruiserweight B-Ball Game.

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Rey might be overcompensating a bit for his no-pubes complex.

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Carlito was too busy celebrating to realize he was slowly being chained to an S&M board.

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"We're ALL doing it for The Rock!!!"

:-\

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Eddie's mental health was shaken even further when, a few moments later, he botched hitting on the girls.

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SmackDOWN'S Shawshank Redemption re-enactment was graphic, to say the least.

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"I SWORE I SAID YOU WERE A GREAT GOVERNOR, MR. VENTURA!!!"

[Blue Demon]

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Billy was shocked when he caused the "HHH effect"

[OssMan]

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and then Rey was asked, "where did Shelton Benjamin fall from?"

[Mayo]

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Kidman: Oh shit, was that supposed to bend like that?
Haas: Not your fault man. Jackie insisted on the "wild bronco" last night, so I pulled my groin a bit.
Kidman: Yeah I hear ya man. Torrie always tells me to try the "Lone Ranger" when I ask her for sex, but I ignore her so I don't seem stupid.
Haas::wtf:

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Paul: John, this vase didn't work like I told you. Just hit me or throw me or something.
Heidenrich: :|
Paul: Okay fine, the Yankees are going to lose tonight. You'll get your 5 bucks.
Heidenrich: :|
Paul: Okay seriously, I don't want to see Little Johnny!
Heidenrich: :'(

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JBL: Okay Bob, are you sure you really want to whack me? *pulls down zipper*
Bob: We don't have that kind of talk in Alabamy! *whack with chair*

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JBL takes his prejudice to new heights when he imitates Napoleon Bonaparte getting his ass kicked in a France house show.

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Orlando: Wow, it sure was nice of John to give me this diamond necklace for my girlfriend. I wonder why that spotlight is shining on me though...
Voice over Loudspeaker: STOP RIGHT THERE, WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!
JBL: Haha, stupid Virgil.

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CCC: I wore my prettiest shirt for you, Rey. You can't hear me because of the chloroform, but I just love watching you sleep. You are the stuff that Catholic priests dream of. *sigh*

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All: The field goal is good! The Patriots win their 5th straight superbowl and now have a 89 game winning streak!



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Luther: So 'Esse', is this how they did things down in South Central LA?
Eddie: I'm technically American, but I consider myself Mexican.
Luther: Oh okay, in that case, we'll treat you just like the Mexican police.

BONUS PIC:

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Angle was wearing only part of a tunic to get the proper feel of the biblical David vs. Goliath story.

[Jorgha]

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It's me, it's me. It's someone cooler than RVD.

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Rey: Hey, Carlito...Catch!
Carlito: That's not cool.

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Carlito Cool is proof that not all hairdressers are gay.