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Old 10-18-2004, 12:39 AM   #1
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Arrow Smackdown! Captions 10/17/04
Well, they have a new system now. It's no longer numbers, it's letters. I noticed two letters were missing and they c and d and they both are pictures of Taker chokeslamming Heyman and Hedienriech (sp?).

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Old 10-18-2004, 03:47 AM   #2
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Heinden: Guess what?
Paul: What?
Heiden: I have makeup on
Paul: huh?
Heiden: You can't see it cuz its a concealer.
Paul: Are you okay?
Heiden: Did you know you look like a white Al Roker?


Holly: I crown you the most white trash WWE Champion of all time.


Rey: O man... That apple didn't taste so good...
CCC: Uhh, they don't look like apples to me... Where did you get them?
Rey: JBL's dressing room....
CCC: Those weren't apples dude. Those were buffalo testicles.
Rey: .....


Angle: I didn't say I was a Yankee fan... HONEST!
Big Show: Damn you and your stupid curse! 1918!!
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Old 10-18-2004, 06:01 AM   #3
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What the... more captions? And these are from last Thursday, right?

I'm positively confused, but will caption these later.
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Old 10-18-2004, 09:39 AM   #4
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Billy: Dude, are you alright!?
Charlie: Yeah, my knee just shattered... I'll be FINE Mr. Shooting Star Press...
Billy: Good... **Puts on the figure four**
Charlie: AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


John: You are getting very sleepy...
Paul: I am getting very sleepy...
John: When I snap my fingers, you will give RVD a push or be fired...
Paul: When you snap your fingers, I will give RVD a push or be fired...
John: **Snap** So Paul, how do you feel?
Paul: I feel the strange urge to be fired because I feel something is impossible...


God and The Undertaker - The newest WWE Tag Team!


Taker: Damn John, you're light as hell... Wait a minuite... **Looks down** CHAVOOOO!


Holly: What time is it?
JBL: It's... **CRASH**


JBL does his best Brock Lesnar being cut impression...

-OR-

Bradshaw lost the top part of his hat, so he had to settle for the brim...


God: Me I hate those guys...


Carlito: Stealing my apples... Now that's not coo'... Like me... Carlito... Caribbean... Cool...


Kurt: Ooo... Pretty lights


Rey: I must return to my home planet. They need me.
**Rey rises off the screen very jerkily**


Rey: WOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! **SPLAT**


Who's got who? We'll never know... And we don't WANT to know... Believe me...


Carlito: This title and chain combination is soo coo'...


Stacy Keibler returns to SmackDown!... Only to steal Eddie's car...


Eddie: Yo esse... You want to get some Latino HEEEEE... Aw fuck it... I'm not as good as I used to be...


(Seconds later)
Luther: Oh yeah... OH YEAH! DO IT TO ME BABY!
Kurt: YEAH BITCH! SWALLOW!
Eddie: Muh ma muh muf...
Mark: Yeah bitch, eat that cupcake!


Kurt: Wait! Wait! I DIDN'T do it! I didn't shoot Bambi!
Big Show: YES YOU DID YOU MONSTER!!!!!
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Me: Thanks
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JBL was trying a new metal cowboy hat, and as a rib put superglue on it, much to Holly's dismay



but the rib wasn't over not by a long shot as JBL showed off an even bigger hat




Heyman: I'm a little tea pot short and spout this is my handle this is m........................



CCC: Dude you really should get that boil on your neck looked at, it looks sore
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:30 AM   #7
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CCC: How does the apple taste?
Rey: It tastes like..buuurning! Oow!
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:53 AM   #8
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Haas couldn't help it. He just thought that "Team America" was HHHILLiarious!


Heidenreich: Give me Power Pellets and talent! RANDOM.. POETRY.COM.. REFERRENCE!

Heyman: ..Sandman???!


Heyman, the heart! Aim for his heart!... That's his back, idiot!


Undertaker: RASENGAN! **shoots chi blast to stomach**

Heidireich: NO ONE WILL GET THIS JOKE!!! **explodes**

Anime fans:


Holly: Hey, JBL! Where does Oscar the Grouch live again?

JBL: Um.. a ga-- **KICKED IN THE BALLS!**


JBL: ARGG! I'm the Crystal Pepsi Pirate! Yarg!

Holly: I'll show you-- SURGE!! **attempts punch.. collapses instead**


Vir--..I mean, Jordan: HEY! I got an idea! HEY, JBL... **punches self, steals CW title** ..

JBL: 'HE SO RONERY'... HILARIOUS!!

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Old 10-18-2004, 11:45 AM   #9
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Charlie: oh its so bad, it hurts so much
Billy: What Charlie, you leg?
Charlie: No, i was out the back getting ready to come out here, and Dawn Marie came up from behind, and heidenreiched me!


Hmmm, i thought we had all just dreamt that...


JBL: Hurry up, i can't hold on much longer......


JBL replaces his hat with the new, steel edition.


CCC: Your lying down, that's cool.


Surely if you can have a wrestler with one leg, you can also have one with 3 arms


First Viscera and Gangrel..and now the godfather makes his return...hoes and all!
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Old 10-18-2004, 01:33 PM   #10
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Undertaker: RASENGAN! **shoots chi blast to stomach**

Heidireich: NO ONE WILL GET THIS JOKE!!! **explodes**

Anime fans:
Yay Naruto ref!
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Old 10-18-2004, 04:05 PM   #11
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Billy: Oh no. You caught it. You caught the Kevin Nash syndrome.


Heidensometin: What's that on your forehead?



JBL: Crap Haas already got it and now I'm startin to catch it.



CCC: Man you got it bad. You caught the KNS. That not cool. Not cool at all. You gonna finsih that apple?
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ENCORE! ..Naruto rules!

CCC: Told you not to eat that witch's apple.

Rey: Ugh..shut up.. and it wasn't a witch... It was a prostitute.


Angle: Hey, a glass ceiling.. didn't know it was day already..

Gangrel/Viscera: NOOOOO!!! **burns up, KABOOMS! **


Mysterio: Spirit Bomb!

Taker: .. Oh, yeah! RA-SEN-GAN AGAIN, BIATCH!

Angle: ..uhh.. that's Hei-den-reich.. **death rattle**


Rey: I LOVE YOU, SPONGEBOB!

CCC: AH! You reek of marshmellow and dog food!


Signs that you love SpongeBob alittle TOO much.


CCC: HAHA! Told you, PeeWee Herman, not to tie you bike to me!
Police (grabs CCC): Alright, you're under arrest for continuing a joke that was never funny.
CCC: Not cool.
Police: ..Exactly.

RIP CCC as robot clown referrence.


Cole: WOW! Eddie looks to be having a great time with those girls..

Eddie: HELP! They kidnapped me!

Neutrino Girls: Shut up and give us a good time, damn it!


Car: HE TAKES A LITTLE BLUE PILL, LADIES!
Girls: **LOL**
Eddie: ..fucking asshole..
Car: ..HE ALSO PUT HIMSELF INSIDE OF ME..
Everyone: ....
Car: ..Sorry.. that's half true..


Angle: Yeah, you know you like this, Eddie.. Luther???

Luther: With pleasure.. ....... RANDOM PAC-MAN! **theme in the background**

Eddie: No.. You ate Pinky, bastard!


Angle: Stop doing that Stacy impression, Mark.. and help me! Stone Show Steve Austin, no!!

Stone Show: What?... No, really. What did you say? I was looking at Test doing that Stacy impression..

Eddie (to himself): ..just stay on the floor and no one will put you in a shitty storyline.. everything will be all right...

END... again.
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Old 10-18-2004, 05:53 PM   #13
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No matter how hard Billy tried He could not teach Haas how to do the Harlem Shake.
Billy: No Haas you have to stand up.
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Old 10-18-2004, 06:59 PM   #14
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Old 10-18-2004, 07:04 PM   #15
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Jindrak leaves the ring, he knows that Stone Show doesn't take kindly to people doing the Macarena.



CCC: I told you that watching Bob Holly vs. JBL would make you sick, dude.




Heidenreich: Where's my Teddy Bear?

Paul: Uh oh...
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Haas: "AGH! My knee!!!"
Kidman: "Not again! DAMN YOU TANYA HARDING!!!"


Heidenreich: "WHADDYA MEAN ROBERT FROST OWNS ME???"


One way or another, Taker was putting a stop to Heyman's rendition of Phantom of the Opera.


Why Taker was elevating Heidi was beyond everyone. Maybe he just related to wrestlers who raped other people (physically or careerwise).


Mrs. Holly: "Bob! Take out the trash!!!"
*Hardcore takes the trash can then takes out JBL*
Hardcore: "Done, dear!"


John "Bradshaw" Layfield: WWE Champion. Open Nazi. Graduate of Undertaker's School of Selling.


Orlando: "WHOA! I just got a brilliant idea!!! Go to TNA!!!"

OR

JBL hated the middle of the month. Orlando's newly shaven cueball head was always too damn reflective.


Carlito: "Tsk tsk tsk. Shouldn't have said Nancy Kerrigan was better."


Kurt shows off his divine powers by manipulating the smoke and pyros to make two hands pointing upward as well.


Rey could have made the pin, but he was having too much fun invisible hang gliding.


Tension built as Carlito went up for a crucial pair of freethrows in the firstever Cruiserweight B-Ball Game.


Rey might be overcompensating a bit for his no-pubes complex.


Carlito was too busy celebrating to realize he was slowly being chained to an S&M board.


"We're ALL doing it for The Rock!!!"




Eddie's mental health was shaken even further when, a few moments later, he botched hitting on the girls.


SmackDOWN'S Shawshank Redemption re-enactment was graphic, to say the least.


"I SWORE I SAID YOU WERE A GREAT GOVERNOR, MR. VENTURA!!!"
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Old 10-18-2004, 09:28 PM   #18
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Billy was shocked when he caused the "HHH effect"
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and then Rey was asked, "where did Shelton Benjamin fall from?"
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Old 10-19-2004, 01:18 AM   #20
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Kidman: Oh shit, was that supposed to bend like that?
Haas: Not your fault man. Jackie insisted on the "wild bronco" last night, so I pulled my groin a bit.
Kidman: Yeah I hear ya man. Torrie always tells me to try the "Lone Ranger" when I ask her for sex, but I ignore her so I don't seem stupid.
Haas:


Paul: John, this vase didn't work like I told you. Just hit me or throw me or something.
Heidenrich:
Paul: Okay fine, the Yankees are going to lose tonight. You'll get your 5 bucks.
Heidenrich:
Paul: Okay seriously, I don't want to see Little Johnny!
Heidenrich:


JBL: Okay Bob, are you sure you really want to whack me? *pulls down zipper*
Bob: We don't have that kind of talk in Alabamy! *whack with chair*


JBL takes his prejudice to new heights when he imitates Napoleon Bonaparte getting his ass kicked in a France house show.


Orlando: Wow, it sure was nice of John to give me this diamond necklace for my girlfriend. I wonder why that spotlight is shining on me though...
Voice over Loudspeaker: STOP RIGHT THERE, WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!
JBL: Haha, stupid Virgil.


CCC: I wore my prettiest shirt for you, Rey. You can't hear me because of the chloroform, but I just love watching you sleep. You are the stuff that Catholic priests dream of. *sigh*





All: The field goal is good! The Patriots win their 5th straight superbowl and now have a 89 game winning streak!




Luther: So 'Esse', is this how they did things down in South Central LA?
Eddie: I'm technically American, but I consider myself Mexican.
Luther: Oh okay, in that case, we'll treat you just like the Mexican police.

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Angle was wearing only part of a tunic to get the proper feel of the biblical David vs. Goliath story.
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Old 10-19-2004, 02:16 AM   #21
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Carlito: That's not cool.


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