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Heinden: Guess what? Paul: What? Heiden: I have makeup on Paul: huh? Heiden: You can't see it cuz its a concealer. Paul: Are you okay? Heiden: Did you know you look like a white Al Roker? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014f.jpg Holly: I crown you the most white trash WWE Champion of all time. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014h.jpg Rey: O man... That apple didn't taste so good... CCC: Uhh, they don't look like apples to me... Where did you get them? Rey: JBL's dressing room.... CCC: Those weren't apples dude. Those were buffalo testicles. Rey: ..... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101...01404cover.jpg Angle: I didn't say I was a Yankee fan... HONEST! Big Show: Damn you and your stupid curse! 1918!! :mad: |
What the... more captions? And these are from last Thursday, right?
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Billy: Dude, are you alright!? Charlie: Yeah, my knee just shattered... I'll be FINE Mr. Shooting Star Press... Billy: Good... **Puts on the figure four** Charlie: AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014b.jpg John: You are getting very sleepy... Paul: I am getting very sleepy... John: When I snap my fingers, you will give RVD a push or be fired... Paul: When you snap your fingers, I will give RVD a push or be fired... John: **Snap** So Paul, how do you feel? Paul: I feel the strange urge to be fired because I feel something is impossible... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014c.jpg God and The Undertaker - The newest WWE Tag Team! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014d.jpg Taker: Damn John, you're light as hell... Wait a minuite... **Looks down** CHAVOOOO! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014e.jpg Holly: What time is it? JBL: It's... **CRASH** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014f.jpg JBL does his best Brock Lesnar being cut impression... -OR- Bradshaw lost the top part of his hat, so he had to settle for the brim... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014g.jpg God: Me I hate those guys... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014h.jpg Carlito: Stealing my apples... Now that's not coo'... Like me... Carlito... Caribbean... Cool... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014i.jpg Kurt: Ooo... Pretty lights :lol: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014j.jpg Rey: I must return to my home planet. They need me. **Rey rises off the screen very jerkily** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014k.jpg Rey: WOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! **SPLAT** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014l.jpg Who's got who? We'll never know... And we don't WANT to know... Believe me... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014m.jpg Carlito: This title and chain combination is soo coo'... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014n.jpg Stacy Keibler returns to SmackDown!... Only to steal Eddie's car... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014o.jpg Eddie: Yo esse... You want to get some Latino HEEEEE... Aw fuck it... I'm not as good as I used to be... :( http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014p.jpg (Seconds later) Luther: Oh yeah... OH YEAH! DO IT TO ME BABY! Kurt: YEAH BITCH! SWALLOW! Eddie: Muh ma muh muf... Mark: Yeah bitch, eat that cupcake! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101...01404cover.jpg Kurt: Wait! Wait! I DIDN'T do it! I didn't shoot Bambi! Big Show: YES YOU DID YOU MONSTER!!!!! |
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JBL was trying a new metal cowboy hat, and as a rib put superglue on it, much to Holly's dismay http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014e.jpg but the rib wasn't over not by a long shot as JBL showed off an even bigger hat http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014b.jpg Heyman: I'm a little tea pot short and spout this is my handle this is m........................ http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014h.jpg CCC: Dude you really should get that boil on your neck looked at, it looks sore |
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CCC: How does the apple taste? Rey: It tastes like..buuurning! Oow! |
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Haas couldn't help it. He just thought that "Team America" was HHHILLiarious! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014b.jpg Heidenreich: Give me Power Pellets and talent! RANDOM.. POETRY.COM.. REFERRENCE! Heyman: ..Sandman???! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014c.jpg Heyman, the heart! Aim for his heart!... That's his back, idiot! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014d.jpg Undertaker: RASENGAN! **shoots chi blast to stomach** Heidireich: NO ONE WILL GET THIS JOKE!!! **explodes** Anime fans: :shifty: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014e.jpg Holly: Hey, JBL! Where does Oscar the Grouch live again? JBL: Um.. a ga-- **KICKED IN THE BALLS!** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014f.jpg JBL: ARGG! I'm the Crystal Pepsi Pirate! Yarg! Holly: I'll show you-- SURGE!! **attempts punch.. collapses instead** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014g.jpg Vir--..I mean, Jordan: HEY! I got an idea! HEY, JBL... **punches self, steals CW title** .. :shifty: JBL: 'HE SO RONERY'... HILARIOUS!! more later... |
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Charlie: oh its so bad, it hurts so much Billy: What Charlie, you leg? Charlie: No, i was out the back getting ready to come out here, and Dawn Marie came up from behind, and heidenreiched me! :'( http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014d.jpg Hmmm, i thought we had all just dreamt that... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014e.jpg JBL: Hurry up, i can't hold on much longer...... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014f.jpg JBL replaces his hat with the new, steel edition. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014h.jpg CCC: Your lying down, that's cool. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014m.jpg Surely if you can have a wrestler with one leg, you can also have one with 3 arms http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014n.jpg First Viscera and Gangrel..and now the godfather makes his return...hoes and all! |
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Billy: Oh no. You caught it. You caught the Kevin Nash syndrome. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014b.jpg Heidensometin: What's that on your forehead? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014g.jpg JBL: Crap Haas already got it and now I'm startin to catch it. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014h.jpg CCC: Man you got it bad. You caught the KNS. That not cool. Not cool at all. You gonna finsih that apple? |
ENCORE! ..Naruto rules!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014h.jpg CCC: Told you not to eat that witch's apple. Rey: Ugh..shut up.. and it wasn't a witch... It was a prostitute. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014i.jpg Angle: Hey, a glass ceiling.. didn't know it was day already.. Gangrel/Viscera: NOOOOO!!! **burns up, KABOOMS! ** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014j.jpg Mysterio: Spirit Bomb! Taker: .. Oh, yeah! RA-SEN-GAN AGAIN, BIATCH! Angle: ..uhh.. that's Hei-den-reich.. **death rattle** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014k.jpg Rey: I LOVE YOU, SPONGEBOB! CCC: AH! You reek of marshmellow and dog food! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014l.jpg Signs that you love SpongeBob alittle TOO much. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014m.jpg CCC: HAHA! Told you, PeeWee Herman, not to tie you bike to me! Police (grabs CCC): Alright, you're under arrest for continuing a joke that was never funny. CCC: Not cool. Police: ..Exactly. RIP CCC as robot clown referrence. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014n.jpg Cole: WOW! Eddie looks to be having a great time with those girls.. Eddie: HELP! They kidnapped me! Neutrino Girls: Shut up and give us a good time, damn it! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014o.jpg Car: HE TAKES A LITTLE BLUE PILL, LADIES! Girls: **LOL** Eddie: ..fucking asshole.. Car: ..HE ALSO PUT HIMSELF INSIDE OF ME.. Everyone: .... Car: ..Sorry.. that's half true.. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014p.jpg Angle: Yeah, you know you like this, Eddie.. Luther??? Luther: With pleasure.. ....... RANDOM PAC-MAN! **theme in the background** Eddie: No.. You ate Pinky, bastard! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101...01404cover.jpg Angle: Stop doing that Stacy impression, Mark.. and help me! Stone Show Steve Austin, no!! Stone Show: What?... No, really. What did you say? I was looking at Test doing that Stacy impression.. Eddie (to himself): ..just stay on the floor and no one will put you in a shitty storyline.. everything will be all right... END... again. |
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No matter how hard Billy tried He could not teach Haas how to do the Harlem Shake. Billy: No Haas you have to stand up. |
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J.R:ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! Tazz & Cole: :wtf: |
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"JBL, that's a good look for you. What do you mean it didn't go over at your Chipendale tryouts?" |
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Jindrak leaves the ring, he knows that Stone Show doesn't take kindly to people doing the Macarena. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014h.jpg CCC: I told you that watching Bob Holly vs. JBL would make you sick, dude. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014b.jpg Heidenreich: Where's my Teddy Bear? Paul: Uh oh... |
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Haas: "AGH! My knee!!!" Kidman: "Not again! DAMN YOU TANYA HARDING!!!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014b.jpg Heidenreich: "WHADDYA MEAN ROBERT FROST OWNS ME???" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014c.jpg One way or another, Taker was putting a stop to Heyman's rendition of Phantom of the Opera. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014d.jpg Why Taker was elevating Heidi was beyond everyone. Maybe he just related to wrestlers who raped other people (physically or careerwise). http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014e.jpg Mrs. Holly: "Bob! Take out the trash!!!" *Hardcore takes the trash can then takes out JBL* Hardcore: "Done, dear!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014f.jpg John "Bradshaw" Layfield: WWE Champion. Open Nazi. Graduate of Undertaker's School of Selling. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014g.jpg Orlando: "WHOA! I just got a brilliant idea!!! Go to TNA!!!" OR JBL hated the middle of the month. Orlando's newly shaven cueball head was always too damn reflective. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014h.jpg Carlito: "Tsk tsk tsk. Shouldn't have said Nancy Kerrigan was better." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014i.jpg Kurt shows off his divine powers by manipulating the smoke and pyros to make two hands pointing upward as well. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014j.jpg Rey could have made the pin, but he was having too much fun invisible hang gliding. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014k.jpg Tension built as Carlito went up for a crucial pair of freethrows in the firstever Cruiserweight B-Ball Game. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014l.jpg Rey might be overcompensating a bit for his no-pubes complex. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014m.jpg Carlito was too busy celebrating to realize he was slowly being chained to an S&M board. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014n.jpg "We're ALL doing it for The Rock!!!" :-\ http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014o.jpg Eddie's mental health was shaken even further when, a few moments later, he botched hitting on the girls. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014p.jpg SmackDOWN'S Shawshank Redemption re-enactment was graphic, to say the least. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101...01404cover.jpg "I SWORE I SAID YOU WERE A GREAT GOVERNOR, MR. VENTURA!!!" |
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Billy was shocked when he caused the "HHH effect" |
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and then Rey was asked, "where did Shelton Benjamin fall from?" |
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Kidman: Oh shit, was that supposed to bend like that? Haas: Not your fault man. Jackie insisted on the "wild bronco" last night, so I pulled my groin a bit. Kidman: Yeah I hear ya man. Torrie always tells me to try the "Lone Ranger" when I ask her for sex, but I ignore her so I don't seem stupid. Haas::wtf: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014b.jpg Paul: John, this vase didn't work like I told you. Just hit me or throw me or something. Heidenrich: :| Paul: Okay fine, the Yankees are going to lose tonight. You'll get your 5 bucks. Heidenrich: :| Paul: Okay seriously, I don't want to see Little Johnny! Heidenrich: :'( http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014e.jpg JBL: Okay Bob, are you sure you really want to whack me? *pulls down zipper* Bob: We don't have that kind of talk in Alabamy! *whack with chair* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014f.jpg JBL takes his prejudice to new heights when he imitates Napoleon Bonaparte getting his ass kicked in a France house show. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014g.jpg Orlando: Wow, it sure was nice of John to give me this diamond necklace for my girlfriend. I wonder why that spotlight is shining on me though... Voice over Loudspeaker: STOP RIGHT THERE, WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED! JBL: Haha, stupid Virgil. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014h.jpg CCC: I wore my prettiest shirt for you, Rey. You can't hear me because of the chloroform, but I just love watching you sleep. You are the stuff that Catholic priests dream of. *sigh* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014i.jpg http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014j.jpg http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014m.jpg All: The field goal is good! The Patriots win their 5th straight superbowl and now have a 89 game winning streak! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014p.jpg Luther: So 'Esse', is this how they did things down in South Central LA? Eddie: I'm technically American, but I consider myself Mexican. Luther: Oh okay, in that case, we'll treat you just like the Mexican police. BONUS PIC: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101...01404cover.jpg Angle was wearing only part of a tunic to get the proper feel of the biblical David vs. Goliath story. |
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It's me, it's me. It's someone cooler than RVD. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014k.jpg Rey: Hey, Carlito...Catch! Carlito: That's not cool. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014m.jpg Carlito Cool is proof that not all hairdressers are gay. |
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