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Marc the Smark
11-07-2004, 12:06 AM
"I'd rather go down to the San Diego Zoo, dressed like a pork chop, and jump in the lion's pen." - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, on the prospect of having to wrestle Chris Benoit
"Luke is so dumb, if they were twins, he wouldn't know when his brother's birthday was." - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, on The Bushwhackers
"I have never been in a position where somebody has asked me to put my body on the line. I have always offered it." - Mick Foley, on giving it his all
"Deep down, I don't think Vince believed that to be true (that "Brew screwed Bret"). I think Vince believed, like I believe, that Vince screwed Bret; but by playing it the other way, I think he subtly became a heel in the minds of millions of people." - Mick Foley, on the Montreal controversy, and the introduction of the "Mr. McMahon" character
"I hope Frank McCourt doesn't take it too hard." - - Mick Foley, when his book passed Frank McCourt's "Angela's Ashes" to become the number one seller in the country
"Maybe if you're out of toilet paper, you could use a couple of the pages."
- Jerry "The King" Lawler, after saying Foley's book was good bathroom reading
"Triple H may wear the pants in the family, but I think Stephanie tells him what pants to wear." - Jerry "The King" Lawler
"If I told Moolah to act her age, she'd die." - Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The trouble with boxing is that it lacks credibility." - Vince McMahon
"And the Pope was free!" - Gene Okerlund, on more than 90,000 wrestling fans coming to Pontiac Silverdome, 5,000 more than cam to see the Pope the following week
"To be the man, you've got to beat the man." - Ric Flair, his motto
"The worst kept secret in the world is that I hate Hollywood Hulk Hogan, in life, in death." - Ric Flair
".....talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16. Austin 3:16 says I just whopped your ass!" - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, after defeating Jake "The Snake" Roberts (a Christian) and becoming the King of the Ring
"Maybe if America were comprised of criminals, miscreants, and mediocre football players." - Kurt Angle, slamming the Dallas Cowboys, often referred to as "Amercia's Team"
"He's copied me throughout his career." - Jesse Ventura, asked if he was surprised about Hulk Hogan's interest in a political career
"What'cha gonna do (brother), when the 24-inch pythons run wild on you?"
- Hulk Hogan, his trademark phrase
"Just when they think they have the answers, I change the questions."
- "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
"You do not throw rocks at a man who's got a machine gun."
- "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
"Basically, the truth is I want to get naked." - Chyna, on why she was posing for Playboy
"The Rock wipes a lobster's left testicle with what you think." - The Rock, on a decision made by Commissioner Foley
"Dwayne Johnson lounges around and then takes out the garbage." - The Rock, on his real-life personality
Any more good ones that stick out in your mind?
"I didn't know Goldberg made microphones" - Triple H after his microphone failure on Raw
i was fucking dying with laughter
Drakul
11-07-2004, 01:19 AM
yeah:D
Funky Fly
11-07-2004, 01:44 AM
RFOL
That Moolah one and the Goldberg one are gold. Despite all the things HHH catches hell for, you can't doubt his ability to come up with good one liners in a pinch.
Mr. Nerfect
11-07-2004, 02:28 AM
RFOL
That Moolah one and the Goldberg one are gold. Despite all the things HHH catches hell for, you can't doubt his ability to come up with good one liners in a pinch.
I agree. I loved his one on RAW a few weeks ago, "I don't come and tell her what street corner to stand on."
Savio
11-07-2004, 02:42 AM
Vince: "atleast I don't think of the Mae youngs of the world!"
*Buzz*
"I hate you Hogan!"
Ding!
~lie detector test
Drakul
11-07-2004, 02:48 AM
I heard about that but never saw it.Anyone know wher I can see it?
Kapoutman
11-07-2004, 03:27 AM
Joel Gertner, presenting himself before Anarchy Rulz 2000:
"And well, well, well. I'm here in St. Paul, Minnesota at Anarchy Rulz, and when they ask me for pearl necklaces, I show them the Family Jewels. I've made so many women so wet I could fill Olympic-sized swimming pools; and I have so much carnal knowledge, I could open my own chain of schools. For I'm the quintessential studmuffin, Joel "I've been everywhere in the United States, east west up and down, but the chicks in Minnesota are the hottest girls around. I've been with white. I've been with black. I've been with red, yellow, and brown, and if it wasn't for contraception, I'd have 27 children in this town" Gertner."
Back when Kurt Angle won King of the Ring, he was backstage, speaking to Funaki:
"I am your King. That is like your Emperor, or Head Ninja."
Kapoutman
11-07-2004, 03:32 AM
On Raw, Edge and Christian describing a run-in.
Christian: The reason why we're here is, you see, in about 3 or 4 minutes, if Road Dogg here in fact does have the upperhand, you know maybe he's gettin jiggy and maybe throwin some jabs or something like that, we're basically going to interfere and cost him the match.
Edge: You know what, in wrestling circles that's called a run-in, derived from the fact that as it looks like Road Dogg's about to win the match, we're gonna cause him to lose.
King: A run-in?
Edge: Yeah.
King: Hey JR, they're going to do a run-in!
JR: That's what I've heard, I'm somewhat shocked at their bluntness.
King: Sometimes JR can be sorta markish.
Edge: Well I know he's a mark for Edge and Christian, and damn well should be.'
Aussie Skier
11-07-2004, 03:44 AM
my favourite was rock and angle during the invasion angle.
Angle: "Rock, after tonight, we should celebrate, and i know exactly what to do"
Rock: "Whats that Kurt?"
Angle: "We should do something that the Rock wants, something that Rock needs."
Rock: "We should go and get some strudel!"
Angle: "Woah woah woah, kurt, kurt. The rock doesnt like studel. The rock, likes pie kurt, PIE!"
Angle: "Oh well, its all pastry to me, and you know what goes great with pastry. MILK! And I'm not just talking about the small cartons, i'm talking about the big jugs of milk. So wholesome and fresh, makes you feel a hundred bucks!"
:D :D :D
*maybe uhafta see it to really get it, but its a pisser!
The rock with booker and goldust is awesome too!
Corkscrewed
11-07-2004, 03:46 AM
^^ ROFLMAO!
When did that happen? And good thing Ric Flair wasn't around back then to kill them for it! :rofl:
Aussie Skier
11-07-2004, 03:46 AM
Joel Gertner, presenting himself before Anarchy Rulz 2000:
"And well, well, well. I'm here in St. Paul, Minnesota at Anarchy Rulz, and when they ask me for pearl necklaces, I show them the Family Jewels. I've made so many women so wet I could fill Olympic-sized swimming pools; and I have so much carnal knowledge, I could open my own chain of schools. For I'm the quintessential studmuffin, Joel "I've been everywhere in the United States, east west up and down, but the chicks in Minnesota are the hottest girls around. I've been with white. I've been with black. I've been with red, yellow, and brown, and if it wasn't for contraception, I'd have 27 children in this town" Gertner."
Back when Kurt Angle won King of the Ring, he was backstage, speaking to Funaki:
"I am your King. That is like your Emperor, or Head Ninja."
gertner's funny, but head ninja, HAHAHA, Kurt's such a nerd! lol
Kapoutman
11-07-2004, 03:51 AM
Big Show: "Why is it he gets the title shot and I don't?"
RVD: "Because you're a tool?"
Big Show: "I'm seven feet tall. I'm 500 pounds. I am a giant."
RVD: "OK. You're a giant tool."
Back when Jericho was TV Champ in WCW, and trying to prove that it was more valuable than the World Belt.
"If you're watching TV right now, I am your champion. If you like to sit at home and stuff potato chips down your mouth while watching the boob tube, I am your champion. If you're married to the remote control, you're married to Chris Jericho. And if you like to channel surf, you're surfing w/ me. Hang Ten Daddio!!!"
Kapoutman
11-07-2004, 03:59 AM
"You’ll have to hold on. I just popped in an Al Snow's Greatest Hits video, and I want to watch the whole thing. Okay, it's over now." - Mick Foley
Tazz (to Jim Ross): "I'd slap you, but I see God already beat me to it."
Kurt Angle (after being accused of running over Steve Austin): "Wait a minute, why is everybody looking at me? Why are you looking at me? Hold on a second! Why aren't you looking at Essa Rios? Why can't it be him, huh? Why not Essa? I mean, everybody knows it's always the quiet ones! Who knows...maybe Stone Cold Steve Austin stole his green card."
Mr. Nerfect
11-07-2004, 04:18 AM
On Raw, Edge and Christian describing a run-in.
Christian: The reason why we're here is, you see, in about 3 or 4 minutes, if Road Dogg here in fact does have the upperhand, you know maybe he's gettin jiggy and maybe throwin some jabs or something like that, we're basically going to interfere and cost him the match.
Edge: You know what, in wrestling circles that's called a run-in, derived from the fact that as it looks like Road Dogg's about to win the match, we're gonna cause him to lose.
King: A run-in?
Edge: Yeah.
King: Hey JR, they're going to do a run-in!
JR: That's what I've heard, I'm somewhat shocked at their bluntness.
King: Sometimes JR can be sorta markish.
Edge: Well I know he's a mark for Edge and Christian, and damn well should be.'
:rofl:
I've got to hear that!
"The Rock could just imagine what you were like in High School! The oldest 27 year old senior the world has ever seen! Standing outside your house with your momma, and that short little yellow bus pulling up in front - beep beep, beep beep, beep beep! You just walk in on the bus, go into class, get inside the classroom, teacher up on the blackboard 'Ok class, what is 2 + 2? Do you know Booker?' 'Oh yeah I know the answer to that, 2 + 2? Thomas Jefferson, sucka!" - The Rock to Booker T (Found it on Google, this was also the promo where Rock dropped an F bomb and it wasn't picked up by the censors.)
123 kid
11-07-2004, 06:46 AM
Vince McMahon - Are you at all concerned with what Dink said?
Jerry Lawler - Hell no, what's he gonna do? Punch me in the ankle?
*^^During Lawlers feud with the clowns.
*During a Val Venis V Mankind Match*
*Lawler had just been talking about Val's 'Big Valbowski'
Lawler: Do you know what women say when they say Mankind naked?
JR: No, I don't King, why don't you tell us?
Lawler: Oh, and you have such big feet!
*Lawler laughs at himself*
JR: Is that so King...
Cool King
11-07-2004, 07:11 AM
Jerry"The King"Lawler:Oklahoma,home of Jim Ross...where all the toilets come with drinking straws.
Jerry"The King"Lawler:When Mankind was born,the doctor took one look at his face,and one look at his rear end and said 'My God, Siamese twins!
Christian:Greetings to all of our fans in Memphis! As we all know, there are two types of Elvis,there was fat Elvis,and really fat Elvis! But the sad thing is,none of us will ever get the chance to find how fat Elvis really would have been,because he ended up like this town....Dead!!!!
Bobby"The Brain"Heenan:You don't have to yell at me,Schiavone.I'm not blind!
PorkSoda
11-07-2004, 07:33 AM
"What the FUCK are you doin?" - Bobby Heenan calling a match between Flyin Brian (Pillman) and Eddy Guerrero when Pillman goes and grabs Heenan
Savio
11-07-2004, 11:52 AM
"You know the big valboskesi is like a Rubics cube...The longer you play with it the harder it gets."
Mike the Metal Ed
11-07-2004, 12:27 PM
Christian and RVD backstage:
C: "My Euro? My Euro? You know nothing of Europe, all right? What's the capital of Belgium?"
R: "Waffle!"
C: "Be serious -- see what I'm talking about?"
R: "I don't know, what's the capital?"
C: "....I'm not telling you!"
R: "You know the capital of Brussels?"
C: "Yeah, I know the -- it's none of your business!"
Jonster
11-07-2004, 12:33 PM
On Raw, Edge and Christian describing a run-in.
Christian: The reason why we're here is, you see, in about 3 or 4 minutes, if Road Dogg here in fact does have the upperhand, you know maybe he's gettin jiggy and maybe throwin some jabs or something like that, we're basically going to interfere and cost him the match.
Edge: You know what, in wrestling circles that's called a run-in, derived from the fact that as it looks like Road Dogg's about to win the match, we're gonna cause him to lose.
King: A run-in?
Edge: Yeah.
King: Hey JR, they're going to do a run-in!
JR: That's what I've heard, I'm somewhat shocked at their bluntness.
King: Sometimes JR can be sorta markish.
Edge: Well I know he's a mark for Edge and Christian, and damn well should be.'
:love:
Tornado
11-07-2004, 01:02 PM
E&C Patented Run In..... :D
Survior Series (Winner Takes all Match)
*Austin has The Rock in the sharpshooter*
Heyman: "TAP! TAAAAAP!"
Ross: "The Rock won't tap with this much on the line"
Heyman: "Why isn't Earl Hebner ringing the bell"
Ross: "Because The Rock isn't tapping"
Heyman: "Well that never stopped him before"
Cool King
11-07-2004, 04:15 PM
E&C Patented Run In..... :D
Survior Series (Winner Takes all Match)
*Austin has The Rock in the sharpshooter*
Heyman: "TAP! TAAAAAP!"
Ross: "The Rock won't tap with this much on the line"
Heyman: "Why isn't Earl Hebner ringing the bell"
Ross: "Because The Rock isn't tapping"
Heyman: "Well that never stopped him before"
:lol:
Oh my god, THAT'S MILK! THAT'S MILK! MILK-O-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD! IT'S MILK MAN MADNESS, MY GOD! YOU GOT MILK!? THE MILLION DOLLAR PRINCESS HAS BECOME THE DAIRY QUEEN! Kurk Angle has got milk and Austin and the Alliance are getting humiliated by Kurt Angle! Look at Kurt Angle, standing on top of the milk wagon! And now he's pulling out the heavy stuff! It's homogenized! No skim milk for Kurt Angle! Cold milk and cookies, what a combination! Kurt Angle is the olympic dairy man! Milk-o-mania has run wild on Raw! Stone Cold will not forget this night!- JR during the Milk Truck incident.
(I watched my SummerSlam 2001 DVD and the milk truck incident was on it.)
Just had to add this first
Tazz: Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you (Tazz catchphrase)
John Cena: I'll watch you drown and not throw a rope
This is jail Brock, we inmates
You just dropped the soap
Wordlife.
Evolution
11-07-2004, 06:48 PM
J.R. : Well, Road Dogg, it looks like your buddy X-Pac is in a little trouble with Blackman.
R.D. : Hang on I gotta tie my shoelace..
*Runs in the ring and gives Blackman a pumphandle*
*Drapes X-Pac's arm over Blackman and heads back to the announce table*
R.D. Sorry, guys my shoelace was undone. Oh, look, X-P-A-C won. How about that?
Back when DX was having a friendly rivalry, leading to its eventual breakup at SummerSlam 2000.
King: You know what Road Dogg, I was just looking at your hair, and I think you've got more extensions than AT&T.
Aussie Skier
11-07-2004, 08:50 PM
The Rock to Booker T (Found it on Google, this was also the promo where Rock dropped an F bomb and it wasn't picked up by the censors.)
"Booker T and SHane McMahon. The punk-ass sucka, and the silver spoon motherfucker!" :D :D :D
i never saw it live, only on the rock's DVD. hehehe, i couldnt believe it when he said that, most guys would have been sacked!
Aussie Skier
11-07-2004, 08:52 PM
King and J.R refering to Ivory;
King: "King, that Ivory is a real butterface. Do you know what that means J.R."
J.R.: "No I don't"
King: "Everything's great but-ter-face"
Aussie Skier
11-07-2004, 08:54 PM
E&C Patented Run In..... :D
Survior Series (Winner Takes all Match)
*Austin has The Rock in the sharpshooter*
Heyman: "TAP! TAAAAAP!"
Ross: "The Rock won't tap with this much on the line"
Heyman: "Why isn't Earl Hebner ringing the bell"
Ross: "Because The Rock isn't tapping"
Heyman: "Well that never stopped him before"
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
Azriel
11-07-2004, 09:24 PM
I remember that E and C promo. All the stuff they did as a team was gold, and that Heyman commentary was priceless. I bet Earl must've been pissed when he heard that.
samichna
11-07-2004, 09:28 PM
Kurt Angle (after being accused of running over Steve Austin): "Wait a minute, why is everybody looking at me? Why are you looking at me? Hold on a second! Why aren't you looking at Essa Rios? Why can't it be him, huh? Why not Essa? I mean, everybody knows it's always the quiet ones! Who knows...maybe Stone Cold Steve Austin stole his green card."
LOL early Kurt Angle was AWESOME.
Drakul
11-07-2004, 10:52 PM
Got these from a site
"Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop... Yeah, he does rear-end work!" - Jim Ross
"That is the biggest man that has ever been on top of Patterson" -Jim Ross (talking about Viscera)
"When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops." - Jerry Lawler
meh :-\ I'll do some later.
BJbmxXx
11-07-2004, 11:06 PM
"Who is the blue hell are you" The Rock
"I'm Chris..." Y2J
"It doesn't matter what your name is!" The Rock
What a great way for Y2J to join WWE
Anybody Thrilla
11-07-2004, 11:21 PM
Haha, I loved Jericho's debut.
ROCK: Y2J plan? Well the Rock's got a plan too. It's called the KY Jelly plan. The Rock is gonna take his boot, lube it up real nice, and stick it straight up your candy ass!
****
ROCK: You think you impress the Rock because you used to beat up on some jabroni named Juventud?
*****
I don't remember verbatim, but that's the general gist of it.
BJbmxXx
11-07-2004, 11:23 PM
wow... it's all comming back to me now...
Gouda
11-08-2004, 12:14 AM
Paraphrased quotes, don't remember the exact quotes, but the gist of it:
Christian: Yeah, so we thought we were sick from our nuts right?
Edge: But then when we were hurling we didn't see any chunks!
Christian: Yeah, cause if we were sick from our nuts there would be nut chunks in it.
Edge: turns out our nuts are perfectly fine for consumption
Christian: I could whip 'em out right now!
I forget the rest and am not really doing it justice... and possibly getting the speakers mixed up.
Kapoutman
11-08-2004, 12:40 AM
Chris Jericho at SummerSlam 99: "You think you're so smart by spelling your name 'R-O-A-D-D-O-double G.' You want to impress me? Spell lugubrious!"
And one of the funniest unintentional promo of all time.
Mean Gene: "Alright, over the last couple of months, it has been very difficult to introduce this man with the words World Wrestling Federation Champion, Hulk Hogan, here at WrestleMania IV this afternoon, you've got the opportunity to change that."
Hogan: "Oh yeah, it's been hard to live with, man! FEE FI FO FUM, Andre! One long year, and your time has come, man! No marks, no scars, no blemishes on the Hulkster, brother! But inside man, I've been scarred for one long year! Everywhere I go man, all the little Hulksters ask me, 'Is there any truth to the fact that there was a controversial count? Hulkster, did you really press him over your head? Did you REALLY beat the Giant? Well today man, in WrestleMania IV, we're gonna wipe all that controversy out! Andre the Giant, in the second round, when you're fresh as a daisy, with the whole world watching, I'm gonna PROVE, brother, that I can beat ya, anywhere, anytime! And all my Hulkamaniacs, they're gonna FEEL it, too!
Gene: "Speaking of the Hulkamaniacs, Hulk Hogan, we have seen them here in Atlantic City, and I know millions of others are watching very intently all around the world!"
Hulk: "Yeah! But if you look into their eyes, man, have you seen the FEAR in all those little Hulksters? They realize, that when I get Andre the Giant cinched up in the launch position, when I slam him through the Trump Plaza, brother, from New York, down to Tampa, Florida, the fault line is gonna break off! And as Andre the Giant FALLS INTO THE OCEAN, as my next two opponents, fall into the ocean floor and I pin 'em, SO WILL DONALD TRUMP, and ALL the Hulkamaniacs! But as Donald Trump hangs on to the top of the Trump Plaza, with his family in his other arm, as they sink to the bottom of the sea, THANK GOD DONALD TRUMP'S A HULKAMANIAC! He'll know enough to let go of his materialistic possessions, hang on to the wife and kids, dog paddle with his life, all the way to safety! But Donald...if something happens and you run out of gas, and all those Hulkamaniacs run out of gas...JUST HANG ON, to the largest back in the world, and I'll DOG PADDLE us, BACKSTROKE ALL OF US TO SAFETY!"
Kapoutman
11-08-2004, 01:00 AM
"You know something Mean Gene, you don't have to remind me and my Hulkamaniacs, that at Skydome, we're gonna face the Ultimate Challenge, brother! When we crossed the border from the United States of America to Canada, I was hovering over Skydome brother, I saw what was beneath me man. I saw the greatest arena of all times, where the Ultimate Challenge will take place...and as we landed brother, nothing but star-craving Hulkamaniacs were there to greet me at the airport. Nothing but positive vibes, man! Hulkamania is running wild like it's never ran before! But the Ultimate Warrior, you must realize that when you step into Skydome, when you feel the energy that is gonna run wild throughout the arena, those are my people. That's my energy, brother, and Ultimate Warrior, this is where the power lies, man, and the power of the Hulkster, the largest arms in the world, and once I get you down on your knees, Ultimate Warrior, I'm gonna ask you one question, brother! I'm gonna ask you: DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER? And if your answer is "yes," Ultimate Warrior, then BREATHE YOUR LAST BREATH NITO MY BODY! I can save ya, my Hulkamaniacs can save ya! We can turn the darkness that you live in into the light. We can save all your little Warriors with the training, the prayers, and the vitamins. But I gotta prove one thing to all my little Hulkamaniacs out there, it's not whether you win, or whether you lose, the only thing that matters is what kind of winner you are or what kind of loser you are! And Ultimate Warrior, I sure hope you're a good loser, brother! Whatcha ya gonna do at Skydome when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania DESTROYS YOU????"
-Hulk Hogan for Wrestlemania 6
"Ahhhhh YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NORMAL! You don't deserve to breathe the same air that I and Hulk Hogan do! Hulk Hogan, I must ask you now as you asked me: do YOU, Hulk Hogan, want your ideas, your beliefs, to live forever? For Hulk Hogan in this normal world, physically, none of us can live forever. But the places you have taken the Hulkamaniacs, the ideas and beliefs that you have given them can live through me, Hulk Hogan. That is why I breathe, that is why the Warriors have come. Hulk Hogan, there are ones that question where you are taking them. Do you no longer want to walk or step into that darkness? Hulk Hogan, that darkness I speak of is nothing of fear. It is about the beliefs...of excepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing everything Hulk Hogan. You have lived, Hulk Hogan, for the last 5 Wrestlemania's for this one belief. Now Hulk Hogan, I come to take what you believe in, further then you ever could. I come Hulk Hogan, not to destroy the Hulkamaniacs and Hulkamania. I come Hulk Hogan to bring the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together as one. As we, Hulk Hogan, accept all the challenges with all the strength of the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together. Hulk Hogan the colors of the Hulkamaniacs are coming through the pores of my skin...and Hulk Hogan when we meet Hulk Hogan, I will look at you and you will realize then that I have come to do no one no harm, but only Hulk Hogan to take what we both believe in, to places IT SHALL NEVER HAVE BEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!!".
-The Ultimate Warrior's reply for the same event.
Kapoutman
11-08-2004, 01:08 AM
JR: "X-Pac might only be 222 pounds, but his heart weighs 300."
Lawler: "And if you could hit somebody with your heart, maybe he'd win once in a while."
"That's about as legitimate as a three-legged donkey...which as we all know is illegitimate because donkeys have four legs." - Lance Storm
"When he found out he was going to be on Nitro tonight, he said 'I'm so excited, I feel like I'm four feet tall.'" - Heenan about a Midget Tag Match
Lawler: "Helen Hart is the only person I know who has an autographed copy of the Bible. When Cain killed Abel, she was on the jury!"
Kapoutman
11-08-2004, 01:11 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen...Scott Steiner in all of his glory.
"But the date is set, this Sunday at Greed, and you're gonna notice the day of that the weather's gonna change, because the pendulum on which the earth rotates on is gonna be on a 51 degree axis, I'm gonna have the sun to my right, the dark side of the moon to my left, and I'm gonna come at you with a vengeance, and I'm gonna eclipse your ass."
"Now, what happened, Sid Vicious ran into the freak. See, Sid Vicious came off the top rope, he hit the massive chest of the genetic freak, and he felt the power, and that power sent his leg down to the mat, shatterin' his leg and his dreams of ever becomin' world champion again."
"Now Ric Flair, you've been in this business a long time, and you have seen a lot of white trash, and a lot of jabrones, so when Diamond Dallas Page comes out here and says 'self high five,' do your job - send him back down to the bush leagues where he belongs! When he comes out here and says 'badda-boom, badda-bing, badda-bang...' I don't even know what the hell that means - send him back down to the bush leagues, because he's proof you can take somebody out of the trailer park, but he'll always be...white trash. "
"Booker T, at Mayhem, I'm gon' look at you, and I'm gon' look at the whole world, and I'm gonna say Vinny, Viddy, Voochy. And I know that's not in your Ebonics handbook, and I know none of these white trash know what it means, but at Fall--- at-- at Mayhem, I'm gonna give you the same thing I gave Sting..."
"There won't be no drama, there won't be no mystery - I'm gonna kick your ass! As far as 'save the drama for your momma,' the only drama is she don't know who your daddy is!"
"Booker T., I'm sitting and listening to you in the back talking all your jive, and to be quite honest with you, I don't understand a word you're saying. You come out here and say save the drama for your momma, 'cause she don't know how much her welfare check is, I don't understand that. And don't hate the player, hate my momma 'cause she works on a street corner for $1.95 an hour, I don't understand that. So what I'm saying to you is, I need the ebonics handbook to understand your ass!"
"I'm the genetic freak, and size does matter! But that statement, Mean Gene, comes true whether I'm in the ring or out of the ring, see when I have my freaks horizontal, they understand size, they appreciate size, and size does matter, and they know that they don't have to wait for the earth to rotate on a 47 degree axis, so the stars can touch the sky and create an equinox so they can see the Big Dipper - no no no, all they gotta do is call the Big Poppa, 'cause I'M the man with the Big Dipper and satisfaction's comin' when I go behind, and do the bump and grind, and it's only a matter of time before they call me the Big Bad Booty Daddy! So Goldberg, realize this - I only care about two things in this world, my freaks and my peaks - and when I beat your bald ass down at Fall Brawl, and I'm about to put you in the Steiner Recliner, I'm gonna whisper in your ear...SIZE DOES MATTER, bitch!"
Kapoutman
11-08-2004, 01:45 AM
In the "What The Hell" Department, here is Dusty Rhodes to Bobby Heenan.
"Bobby Heenan, I ain't be trustin you, cause you is a snake in da grass managah, and when I turn mah head, you probably, probably hit me in da head wit a pop can! ON DA MOTHA SHEEIP. But that's okay because I will win an ace award for Cable on THIS MOTHA SHEEIP...Thank You"
Scott Hall: "Yo... it's the Dudley's right? I can't wait to kick out of your finisher, mang."
Before a tag match with Jericho, here's what Angle had to say.
Angle: "Damn that Edge! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a loud-mouth...Canadian...with long blond hair, who - who dresses like a rock star"
Jericho: "..."
Angle:"I mean.....well, except for you, you're cool."
During a backstage segment in D-X days, X-Pac moons Road Dogg.
Road Dogg: I think I just saw your X-Sack!
During a match, Triple H was doing guest commentary at the English announcing table, while Chyna was doing guest commentary at the Spanish table. JR (Or King, I can't remember) says "What about you Triple H. Are you bilingual?
HHH: "I'm bi at a lot of things, and lingual isn't one of them...wait, did I just say that?"
THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! ROCK BOTTOM INTO... INTO THE DOG POOP! - Michael Cole commentating a Dog Poop match.
Drakul
11-08-2004, 08:06 PM
HHH: "I'm bi at a lot of things, and lingual isn't one of them...wait, did I just say that?"
:lol:
FourFifty
11-09-2004, 12:56 AM
<font color=cyan>In regards to a fued with Brock Lesnar...
<b>Kurt:</b> Brock, you and me... We aren't over!
<i>*and backstage, Ric Flair puts Kurt on his hit list for using insider terms*</i>
Something along the lines of:
I like little boys! I like playing with little boys! WAIT! NO! - Kurt Angle to Rey Mysterio.
FourFifty
11-09-2004, 01:28 PM
Something along the lines of:
I like little boys! I like playing with little boys! WAIT! NO! - Kurt Angle to Rey Mysterio.
<font color=cyan>Didn't he say the same thing about Tazz?
Not sure. I doubt it, but you never know.
Aussie Skier
11-09-2004, 06:12 PM
Something along the lines of:
I like little boys! I like playing with little boys! WAIT! NO! - Kurt Angle to Rey Mysterio.
Something similar, when kurt lost to rey i think on rey's debut:
Kurt: "What the hell just happened? I just lost to a friggin 12 year old!"
BJbmxXx
11-09-2004, 08:52 PM
Vinnie Mac ~ Turn around Show... what do you have behind your back?
big show turns around, he has a steel chair...
VM ~ What were you goona do with that?
BIG SHOW ~ I just wanted a good seat!
SNL re-run on last night when Rock hosted.
John la Rock
11-09-2004, 09:05 PM
"It was here in Toronto where the people turned on the people's champion. Oh yeah The Rock didn't forget, Wrestlemania, 68,000 strong, 68,000 of you MOTHER CUNUCKERS booing The Rock out of the building."
"Oh you don't boo The Rock, fatty, The Rock gets more pie in a week then you get in a life time!!!"
"The Rock will tell you who that it, Toronto that is: the jabroni beaten, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising, stronger than a bear, faster than a buck, the biggest thing to hit Canada, cause the Maple Leafs SUCK!!!!"
"You know what hell, Know your role, shut your mouth, take all your boos and stick it straight up your Maple Suryup sucking candy asses!!!"
All on the same night. Raw February 2003 courtesy of The Rock
John la Rock
11-09-2004, 09:11 PM
Also from that night
"Who in the green hell are you? Oh wait a minute The Rock knows exactly who you are. Green shirt, H on your chest, green mask....oh you're the Hamburgler!!! Go get The Rock a cheeseburger, NO Ketchup!!!"
Rock to Hurricane
Heel Rock = GOD
John la Rock
11-09-2004, 09:14 PM
ROCK: You think you impress the Rock because you used to beat up on some jabroni named Juventud?
:lol: genious
Azriel
11-09-2004, 09:16 PM
Yeah, got to love the Rock. When he's a face, he's great on the mic, but when he's heel he always seems to take it up a notch.
Gouda
11-09-2004, 10:17 PM
Heel Rock is gold.
From one of Carlito's video promos... "Cool it man! Can't you see Carlito's on the phone?!"
I just loved the way he said that.
Mr. Nerfect
11-10-2004, 01:42 AM
Something along the lines of:
I like little boys! I like playing with little boys! WAIT! NO! - Kurt Angle to Rey Mysterio.
Yeah. I think it went somehting like:
Kurt: In a world of men, I'm a man that like splaying with boys.
Crowd: *Laughs or makes noises in disgust*
Kurt: No! No! That's not what I meant! I meant, when I get you one on one Mysterio, I'm gonig ot pin you down, 1-2-3.
Crowd: *Makes the same response*
Kurt: Oh...you people are disgusting!
I forget it, but I think there were three or so innuendos.
BJbmxXx
11-10-2004, 10:22 PM
From SNL
The Rock, "Oh... it's Triple H, i thought I smelt Dandruff shampoo and monkey crap."
Marc the Smark
11-10-2004, 10:31 PM
WOW! I am so happy I started this thread, and that so many of you have decided to reply. A lot of you often think that I add nothing to this place.... apology accepted.
Aussie Skier
11-10-2004, 11:09 PM
BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
ROCK:
"Whose gonna win the hell in a cell at armegeddon. Is it gonna be Rikishi? *Talks like Rikishi* 'I did it, for the Rock, I did it, for the people, I did it, for the' Ahhhh SHUT UP YOU THRONG WEARING FATTY!
Or is it gonna be Kurt Angle. *talks like Kurt Angle* 'Hi I'm kurt Angle and I'm going to home home and have a big glass of milk and a chocolate biscuit. Then afterward, I'm gonna talk three viagra.'
Or is it gonna be the deadman, the undertaker. *Talks like the undertaker* 'Rest, IN, PEACE!'
Or is it *talks like HHH* gonna be the gaaammmmmeea. In the middle of the Ringgggga. And i've got a two dollar slut for a wifeeeeea!'
Or is it gonna be *puts on a redneck hat and talks like austin* 'Stone cold steve austin. I'm gonna get in my pickup truck, drink some stevewisers, listen to some backstreet boys and thats the bottom line' cos the great one said so!"
MAGIC!!!!!!!
I also loved the Rock's work with Coach.
Rock: "So what are you gonna do coach, go home, listen to some music. Coach, whos your favourite musician"
Coach: "barrry mmanill...."
Rock: "WHAT?"
Coach: "Barry Manilow, I like Barry Manilow"
Rock: "Ok coach, would you like to sing, some Barry Manilow. Wait a minute, people, would like to hear coach sing barry manilow?"
Coach: *agrees* "At the copa, copa cobana, the hottest spot north of havana here at the copa" *rock talks the mic away from Coach and breaks it by accident. Coach sings again, "At the copa, copa cobana, the hottest spot north of havana here at the copa"
Rock: "Sweet jesus, what the hell was that Coach"
LOL :D :D :D
and when Rock made Coach dance the Charleston, then kicked him in the arse, LOL!
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