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"I'd rather go down to the San Diego Zoo, dressed like a pork chop, and jump in the lion's pen." - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, on the prospect of having to wrestle Chris Benoit
"Luke is so dumb, if they were twins, he wouldn't know when his brother's birthday was." - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, on The Bushwhackers "I have never been in a position where somebody has asked me to put my body on the line. I have always offered it." - Mick Foley, on giving it his all "Deep down, I don't think Vince believed that to be true (that "Brew screwed Bret"). I think Vince believed, like I believe, that Vince screwed Bret; but by playing it the other way, I think he subtly became a heel in the minds of millions of people." - Mick Foley, on the Montreal controversy, and the introduction of the "Mr. McMahon" character "I hope Frank McCourt doesn't take it too hard." - - Mick Foley, when his book passed Frank McCourt's "Angela's Ashes" to become the number one seller in the country "Maybe if you're out of toilet paper, you could use a couple of the pages." - Jerry "The King" Lawler, after saying Foley's book was good bathroom reading "Triple H may wear the pants in the family, but I think Stephanie tells him what pants to wear." - Jerry "The King" Lawler "If I told Moolah to act her age, she'd die." - Jerry "The King" Lawler "The trouble with boxing is that it lacks credibility." - Vince McMahon "And the Pope was free!" - Gene Okerlund, on more than 90,000 wrestling fans coming to Pontiac Silverdome, 5,000 more than cam to see the Pope the following week "To be the man, you've got to beat the man." - Ric Flair, his motto "The worst kept secret in the world is that I hate Hollywood Hulk Hogan, in life, in death." - Ric Flair ".....talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16. Austin 3:16 says I just whopped your ass!" - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, after defeating Jake "The Snake" Roberts (a Christian) and becoming the King of the Ring "Maybe if America were comprised of criminals, miscreants, and mediocre football players." - Kurt Angle, slamming the Dallas Cowboys, often referred to as "Amercia's Team" "He's copied me throughout his career." - Jesse Ventura, asked if he was surprised about Hulk Hogan's interest in a political career "What'cha gonna do (brother), when the 24-inch pythons run wild on you?" - Hulk Hogan, his trademark phrase "Just when they think they have the answers, I change the questions." - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper "You do not throw rocks at a man who's got a machine gun." - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper "Basically, the truth is I want to get naked." - Chyna, on why she was posing for Playboy "The Rock wipes a lobster's left testicle with what you think." - The Rock, on a decision made by Commissioner Foley "Dwayne Johnson lounges around and then takes out the garbage." - The Rock, on his real-life personality Any more good ones that stick out in your mind? |
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