SmackDown! Captions: 11/11/04

[Gone Mad]

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Torrie: Someone throw me an Austin related beverage... hehe!
Guys: :drool:

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Santa's helper: Hey, HOW YOU DOIN' ?
Torrie: Oh my god, that poor, drunk elf!
Santa: Nah, that's just Frank the Tank.. and that guy that played Screech.
Screech: ZOINKS!

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Trying to top the other gay marriage, Dawn and Mae's commitment cermony just failed horribly and immediately.

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Mysterio reanacts the fight scene from the film 'Team America'.

Mysterio: YOU LOSE!

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Ref: WOW! A Lionsault by Mysterio on top of the man who invented it!
Spike: Um, I'm not Jerich--
M. Bison (in the crowd): That had to be the worst Psycho Crusher ev--
Mysterio: It's not a P-- (looks at ref) Nick Carter?!
M. Bison: Wait, why the hell am I still here?!

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Oh, that Mr. Magoo. Always walking into trouble.. and Eddie's dropkicks.

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RVD: Let's fly away from here.
Eddie: Rob.. you've been smoking, haven't you?
RVD: No, we haven't been lifted up yet though... Damn your balloons, Abyss!
Abyss: :'( ...... :foc:

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In this photo, are there two tired hosses or a big oak tree?

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Big Show does his best impression of Tara Reid at a party.

(God, is that joke gonna be so dated..)

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Angle: WAH!
Show: Son, daddy is slowly losing normal brain functions.. please.. GET THE FUCK OFF MY BACK!

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Ref (looking at both heads): Yup.. they DO look like a giant butt together.

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Jindrak: Look what happen because of us!
Angle: Yeah! We cripple those who don't find us hip! Boy-ee!
Luther: Guys, he only just pulled a Nash. Shut u-- **QUAD!!!** AHHH!!

end.

[Drakul]

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Ref: WOW! A Lionsault by Mysterio on top of the man who invented it!
Spike: Um, I'm not Jerich--
M. Bison (in the crowd): That had to be the worst Psycho Crusher ev--
Mysterio: It's not a P-- (looks at ref) Nick Carter?!
M. Bison: Wait, why the hell am I still here?!
Wasn't it Ultimo Dragon that invented it? Asia Moonsault or something? :shifty: *nit picking*

[Impact!]

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can anyone guess what daniel puder is looking at.



that's right a penny
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torrie thinking: cool a penny

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dawn maria: and this is what ill look like at the age of 60

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rey mysterio on his invisible hover bike


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supermysterio away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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luther reigns trys unsuccesfully to DDT eddie's feet

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kid in the front row thinking to himself: cool a penny

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hiedenrape to undertaker: weren't you a biker? :wtf:

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big show: the letter of the day is not A

(sorry that was sad)

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Kurt: HEIDENRAPE!!!!!

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ref: wow there are two goldbergs
Kurt: hey
Show: Raglaferga

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Kurt: look at his big fat ass
Luther: more cushin for the pushin

[Impact!]

the first pic in my captions disappeared? :-\

[Xero]

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Chuck Palumbo tries to get his job back by joining Tough Enough.

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Torrie (Thinking): Damn Santa is HOT! No wonder mom was kissing him!

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Mae: Here is your winner of the Pin the Tail on the Donkey Championship, and winner of the pink little doggie, DAWN MARIE!

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Billy was having lots of fun on the WWE's Ride of Doom. Only thing is, it's programmed to cut off cruiserweight's heads.

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Spike: Oh...
Ref: My...
Rey: WOOOOOOOO! *SPLAT*

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Vince: Okay Hunter, *snicker* turn off the Matrix gravity.

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Eddie and Rob may have been happy, but whoever was using that microphone next wasn't going to be.

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Both: LASER EYES... ACTIVATE!

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The bitch slap from Hell.

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Kurt pulls a Heidenreich!

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JR: BAHGAWDINVERTEDONEHANDEDSLEEPERLIFTUPHOLD!
Michael Cole: What?
Tazz: Yeah, what? And where the Hell did you come fr-
JR: BAHGAWD!

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Kurt: Okay, okay, now lets point and laugh at the fat ass!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Gone Mad]

Drakul: I just used the Lionsault comment only because Spike looked abit like Jericho but thank you for pointing that out.

Impact Player: you need to put [img] in front of the pic to close it.

[Blue Demon]

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RVD: and I'm gonna be high......as a kite....cuz I'm a rocket man!
Eddie: :wtf:

[PorkSoda]

:)

[KayfabeMan]

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Ref: Rey, you have to burp to get back down!!!
Spike: I told you not to touch anything in my factory!!!

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Even The Undertaker has no clue who the hell this guy is....

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Big Show: Do you swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God??

[juanker]

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Taker: Cool a Heidenreich pokemon
Heidenreich: reich, reich, HEIDENREICH

I wonder if anyone will get that??

[Corkscrewed]

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Anytime Torrie wasn't up for a cheerful greeting of the fans, her Plastic Smile Management Thong would tighten up and take care of it for her.

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Dawn: "And now, I will seduce this old lady and kill her after having sex with her too!!!!"

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Rey was having an awesome time on his mini ATV until he hit the Kidman Roadblock.

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Try as he might, Charles Robinson could not reel Rey in while he was in his Superman hover mode.

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Suffice to say, this was the most violent invisible pole dance Eddie had EVER done.

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Heidenreich: "YOU'RE the judge at poetry.com???"

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There was no move worse than having Big Show stuff your face in his armpit.

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Even the fan on the upper right was disgusted by Kurt and Big Show's unmanly reactions to the death of Bambi's mother.

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The baldness was just the beginning. As Big Show slowly transferred his flaws to Kurt Angle via his choking grip, Kurt also started to notice his ass swelling to J-Lo curvature.

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Luther: "Oh no! Show's hurt!"
Angle: "It's okay! I"ll just use my magical powers to heal him!" *points finger at Show* "Alakazaam!!!"
Everyone: ....
Angle: "Well, I guess that's why I stick to wrestling."

OR

Years of learning Hemsleyan politics had also taught Kurt an extra trick: instantenous muscle tears at the point of a finger.

[Azriel]

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Angle: Damnit ref, I said shoot him in the ass, not the knee.

[Gone Mad]

Good stuff, Corky, especially the last one and the Poetry.com one, of course.

(I'm glad someone remembers my jokes!) :)

[Hired Hitman]

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No matter how hard he tried, Maven couldn't fool the Big Show into believing he was Kurt Angle.