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Old 11-12-2004, 02:05 AM   #1
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SmackDown! Captions: 11/11/04

Torrie: Someone throw me an Austin related beverage... hehe!
Guys:


Santa's helper: Hey, HOW YOU DOIN' ?
Torrie: Oh my god, that poor, drunk elf!
Santa: Nah, that's just Frank the Tank.. and that guy that played Screech.
Screech: ZOINKS!


Trying to top the other gay marriage, Dawn and Mae's commitment cermony just failed horribly and immediately.


Mysterio reanacts the fight scene from the film 'Team America'.

Mysterio: YOU LOSE!


Ref: WOW! A Lionsault by Mysterio on top of the man who invented it!
Spike: Um, I'm not Jerich--
M. Bison (in the crowd): That had to be the worst Psycho Crusher ev--
Mysterio: It's not a P-- (looks at ref) Nick Carter?!
M. Bison: Wait, why the hell am I still here?!


Oh, that Mr. Magoo. Always walking into trouble.. and Eddie's dropkicks.


RVD: Let's fly away from here.
Eddie: Rob.. you've been smoking, haven't you?
RVD: No, we haven't been lifted up yet though... Damn your balloons, Abyss!
Abyss: ...... :foc:


In this photo, are there two tired hosses or a big oak tree?


Big Show does his best impression of Tara Reid at a party.

(God, is that joke gonna be so dated..)


Angle: WAH!
Show: Son, daddy is slowly losing normal brain functions.. please.. GET THE FUCK OFF MY BACK!


Ref (looking at both heads): Yup.. they DO look like a giant butt together.


Jindrak: Look what happen because of us!
Angle: Yeah! We cripple those who don't find us hip! Boy-ee!
Luther: Guys, he only just pulled a Nash. Shut u-- **QUAD!!!** AHHH!!

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Old 11-12-2004, 02:47 AM   #2
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Ref: WOW! A Lionsault by Mysterio on top of the man who invented it!
Spike: Um, I'm not Jerich--
M. Bison (in the crowd): That had to be the worst Psycho Crusher ev--
Mysterio: It's not a P-- (looks at ref) Nick Carter?!
M. Bison: Wait, why the hell am I still here?!
Wasn't it Ultimo Dragon that invented it? Asia Moonsault or something? *nit picking*
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Old 11-12-2004, 02:51 AM   #3
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can anyone guess what daniel puder is looking at.



that's right a penny

torrie thinking: cool a penny


dawn maria: and this is what ill look like at the age of 60


rey mysterio on his invisible hover bike



supermysterio away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


luther reigns trys unsuccesfully to DDT eddie's feet


kid in the front row thinking to himself: cool a penny


hiedenrape to undertaker: weren't you a biker?


big show: the letter of the day is not A

(sorry that was sad)


Kurt: HEIDENRAPE!!!!!


ref: wow there are two goldbergs
Kurt: hey
Show: Raglaferga


Kurt: look at his big fat ass
Luther: more cushin for the pushin
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Old 11-12-2004, 02:54 AM   #4
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Old 11-12-2004, 09:41 AM   #5
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Chuck Palumbo tries to get his job back by joining Tough Enough.


Torrie (Thinking): Damn Santa is HOT! No wonder mom was kissing him!


Mae: Here is your winner of the Pin the Tail on the Donkey Championship, and winner of the pink little doggie, DAWN MARIE!


Billy was having lots of fun on the WWE's Ride of Doom. Only thing is, it's programmed to cut off cruiserweight's heads.


Spike: Oh...
Ref: My...
Rey: WOOOOOOOO! *SPLAT*


Vince: Okay Hunter, *snicker* turn off the Matrix gravity.


Eddie and Rob may have been happy, but whoever was using that microphone next wasn't going to be.


Both: LASER EYES... ACTIVATE!


The bitch slap from Hell.


Kurt pulls a Heidenreich!


JR: BAHGAWDINVERTEDONEHANDEDSLEEPERLIFTUPHOLD!
Michael Cole: What?
Tazz: Yeah, what? And where the Hell did you come fr-
JR: BAHGAWD!


Kurt: Okay, okay, now lets point and laugh at the fat ass!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 11-12-2004, 10:16 AM   #6
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Drakul: I just used the Lionsault comment only because Spike looked abit like Jericho but thank you for pointing that out.

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Old 11-12-2004, 11:33 AM   #7
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RVD: and I'm gonna be high......as a kite....cuz I'm a rocket man!
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Old 11-12-2004, 08:05 PM   #8
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Old 11-13-2004, 02:04 AM   #9
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Ref: Rey, you have to burp to get back down!!!
Spike: I told you not to touch anything in my factory!!!


Even The Undertaker has no clue who the hell this guy is....


Big Show: Do you swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God??
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Old 11-13-2004, 01:18 PM   #10
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Taker: Cool a Heidenreich pokemon
Heidenreich: reich, reich, HEIDENREICH

I wonder if anyone will get that??
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Old 11-15-2004, 02:56 AM   #11
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Anytime Torrie wasn't up for a cheerful greeting of the fans, her Plastic Smile Management Thong would tighten up and take care of it for her.


Dawn: "And now, I will seduce this old lady and kill her after having sex with her too!!!!"


Rey was having an awesome time on his mini ATV until he hit the Kidman Roadblock.


Try as he might, Charles Robinson could not reel Rey in while he was in his Superman hover mode.


Suffice to say, this was the most violent invisible pole dance Eddie had EVER done.


Heidenreich: "YOU'RE the judge at poetry.com???"


There was no move worse than having Big Show stuff your face in his armpit.


Even the fan on the upper right was disgusted by Kurt and Big Show's unmanly reactions to the death of Bambi's mother.


The baldness was just the beginning. As Big Show slowly transferred his flaws to Kurt Angle via his choking grip, Kurt also started to notice his ass swelling to J-Lo curvature.


Luther: "Oh no! Show's hurt!"
Angle: "It's okay! I"ll just use my magical powers to heal him!" *points finger at Show* "Alakazaam!!!"
Everyone: ....
Angle: "Well, I guess that's why I stick to wrestling."

OR

Years of learning Hemsleyan politics had also taught Kurt an extra trick: instantenous muscle tears at the point of a finger.
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Old 11-15-2004, 03:04 AM   #12
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Angle: Damnit ref, I said shoot him in the ass, not the knee.
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Old 11-15-2004, 03:05 AM   #13
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Good stuff, Corky, especially the last one and the Poetry.com one, of course.

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Old 11-15-2004, 04:58 AM   #14
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No matter how hard he tried, Maven couldn't fool the Big Show into believing he was Kurt Angle.
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