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Azriel
11-16-2004, 04:39 PM
Really crappy number this week, but here you go:

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Sorry, about the weird order by the way

Gone Mad
11-16-2004, 09:37 PM
Soooo... you guys like captions???

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Remember: Never try and eat Eugene's Pac-man power pellet.

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Edgeward: ???
Benoit: Sorry, you were Shawn Michael'ing there, Adam.
HBK (at home): ..It's cuz I couldn't afford a belt, stoopid!

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Benoit: You wanted to watch the X-pac/ Chyna sex tape, you're watchin' the DAMN THING!
Xtian: ***rnnOOOOO !!!!***
X-pac (from the tape): Where do I put this thing again??

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The ref, after he began to realize that the death of Goobledee Gooker and the appearance of new pillows was not a coincedence.

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HHH: I thought you were wearing my boots? Why the hell you gotta Benoit's.. uh?!
Maven: SHUT UP AND SUCK FOR THIS PUSH!
HHH: Nevermind! Those are my boots! :)

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JR: BAWGAWD! HHH SELLS THE TANGO BY MAVEN!

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Snitsky: .. and that one was called 'Flying Infant #2'. What do you think?
HHH: Um, the Poetry.com meeting is next door. If you excuse me, I need to kill his push now...
Snitsky: Oh, sorry.. **last time I listen to the nazi bastard ....mumblemumble..**

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Jericho: Oh, my god, Maven! Are you alright-- What happen... (looks at Titantron)
Chyna (on the screen): How'd you like a Roman helmet? Oh, yeah?
Benoit: ....well... somebody's ... hung.. which one of their's is their ..thing.. **runs to the back to throw up**
RKO: Whoa! This is hot... (Jericho whispers something to him)... THAT'S A DUDE?!

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HHH: So there are such things as 10 foot tall spiders! ..And they like to eat low mid-carders? Ah, the beauty of the food chain...

ending.

FourFifty
11-16-2004, 10:06 PM
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<b>Triple H:</b> And why haven’t you been fired yet?
<b>Gene:</b> Hoss clause in my contract.

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<b>Chris:</b> Next time chew up your matzo balls before swallowing and I wouldn’t have to do the Heimlich on you!

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Mick Foley was amazed! Of all the people to figure out the counter for the mandible claw….

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<b>HHH:</b> That’s right Belty! You’d rather be with me, wouldn’t you?
<b>Belty:</b> Yeah, but it’s a close call.

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<b>Xtian:</b> What do you mean the scrawny one with the greasy hair is the dude?
<b>Benoit:</b> Listen kid, I’ve seen videos where the men dress up as women, and the guy in the Xena dress is not a guy!

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<b>Jericho:</b> Maven, Mave, wake up.
<b>Maven:</b> *mumble mumble* Is Triple H done with his promo yet?

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It’s bad enough that Triple H wants to make the entire locker room his bitch, but did he REALLY need to take Steven Richards in the middle of the ring?

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In honor of the release of “The Rise And Fall of ECW” the WWE did everything to The Extreme, even the “What’s on your shirt” gag.

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<b>Ref:</b> It was worth cleaning out O’Haire’s cage for this very moment…

Rock Bottom
11-16-2004, 10:23 PM
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The laws of physics reared their ugly heads when Benoit and Edge's anal encounter hit climax.

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Regal: Eugene dear boy, this is what a MAN's finger smells lik - OW!

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BELTY: Yesssssss... Give in to your anger and your journey toward the dark side will be complete.

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Benoit: MUST (Yank!) SOLVE (Yank!) SCOOBIE-DOO (Yank!) Mystery!

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All four: Shit, the WWE just re-signed Stone Cold Steve Austin. :(

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Snitsky: What the hell are you doing?
Triple H: Getting my belt back.
Snitsky: But Maven didn't win your belt.
Triple H: I told him, you ask for a title shot, I stick the thing up your ass.

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Triple H was shocked to see the love child of The Rock and Nunzio fly at him from out of thin air.

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Maven unleashed his new finisher, "Lack of a Tic Tac" on Triple H.

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Ref (to himself): I just saw a boob. A saw it... I saw it... A boob..! I saw... a boob. Wow.

(lol, dunno, just randomly decided to do these)

Aussie Skier
11-16-2004, 11:56 PM
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Benoit: "I've got you edge!"
Edge: "Hold onto me Chris, the vacuum is sucking me up!"

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HHH: "Belty. I will alwayssss, love yououuuuuuuuu, i will always, love you"


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Maven: "Ohhhh, i'm sorry, did i hit u then boss?"

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Christy: "Your cute, wanna fuck?"

Transplant
11-17-2004, 05:28 AM
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Mike the Sound Guy forgot to screw the Edge's into the cieling properly.

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Eugene: Hey William, what's a Sylvian?

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Maven and Trips didnt know what to do when they caught each other masturbating.

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Benoit: Damn Cookie Jar Lids

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RAW's Tough Enough competition came with a Last Man Standing After Watching Footage Of Bradshaw And Edge In The Shower Match

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After 5 minutes, Maven is eliminated and Snitsky has the upper hand in a triple threat Soul Extracting match.

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Dhalsim makes his first WWE appearance.

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Dhalsim was impressed by Triple H's Guile impersonation

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Ref: What kind of fuckin dream is this?

Aussie Skier
11-17-2004, 06:14 AM
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Benoit: MUST (Yank!) SOLVE (Yank!) SCOOBIE-DOO (Yank!) Mystery!


LOL!!!!! :D :D :D :D

PorkSoda
11-17-2004, 09:48 AM
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Jericho: (At Karoke) ANNNND II WILLL ALLLWAYYYYS LOVE YOUUUU!
*Christian slips the rug out from under him*
Jericho: Whoooooaa! WERWERWREWEWEWEWEWEHHAHA-ERR-CHA-CHA!

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This is what RVD saw peering threw Doctor Ruth’s peephole

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HHH: Got what?
Snitsky: You got the "Touch Your Skin You Have A Seizure Disease*
HHH: No I dont....
Maven: *Shaking on the ground* AHHH KILL KILL! MOMMY NOO!!! NOT THE SOSPOON! RINKA DINKA! WAH WAH!
Snitsky: Told ya

Hired Hitman
11-17-2004, 10:27 AM
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that is priceless :cool:

Xero
11-17-2004, 02:52 PM
Didn't read any, so sorry if I copied anyone.

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Randy came at the site of Triple H and Stephanie in bed.
Jericho: Ewwww!
Maven: ACK GOD! *Faints*
Randy: Mmm, OH! No WONDER they call me Randy! :naughty:

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Maven balled up into the fetal position when Triple H threatened to whip out the "Big Guns".

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Seconds later, MAVEN, of all people, held down Triple H, if only for a second.

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Maven: OHHH!
Triple H: OHHH!
Benoit: OHHH!
Vince (Off Camera): OHHHH!.... YESSSS!

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Ref: Meh...

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JR: BAHGAWD! INVERTEDBELLYTOBELLYSUPLEX!

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Regal: YES! WE DID IT!
Eugene: Is that... IT IS! A SEVERED LEG!

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Triple H: MY TITLE! *Kissy wissy sounds* Never scare me like that again, okay Belty?
Belty: God help me...

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Benoit: Can't... *Chomp* Quite... *Chomp* Reach... *Chomp* TWIZZLER! *Chomp*

FourFifty
11-18-2004, 12:20 AM
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<font color=cyan>William Regal does his "Always450 winning the CoTM for October" face.

Corkscrewed
11-20-2004, 02:27 AM
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Chris Benoit: STILL undisputed champion of midair pantsing.

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The celebration was cut short when Eugene suddenly remembered Regal's three month old exasperated threat to "make him a knuckle sandwich" and proceeded to take William up on the offer.

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HHH: "Whoa... I have the Butterfly Effect too?!"

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Chris could sometimes get a little too emotional in hugging his Siamese twin, Christian.

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Gene: "I AM THE MUFFIN MAN, and I live on Drury Lane! Next time, get it RIGHT!!!"
Maven: ....
Gene: "You remember too, got it?"
Hunter: "Yes sir..."

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Benoit, Orton, and Jericho got to the ring but were too late, and could only stare in awe at the aftermath of what had happened to Maven. Who knew the Muffin Man had this vicious streak in him?

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Maven: "IT'S MY DADDY!!!"
Hunter: "Wait, since when did Pedro shave his hair and get buff?"

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Maven: "Jermaine O'Neal on stupid Detroit Piston fan... BIOTCH!!!"

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Here in the unrated adult version of The Polar Express, you see the Santa come to an unfortunate end when his hos finally get tired of his abusive pimping.