EHD reminded me of a joke...

[Kane Knight]

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?

A Drummer.

Post your music-related jokes here.

[Kane Knight]

How do you trip up a guitarist?

Put music in front of him.

[The Destroyer]

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?

A Drummer.

Post your music-related jokes here.
Wouldn't that be a singer? :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Wouldn't that be a singer? :shifty:

It would in his world. ;)

That's actually what reminded me.

[Lamuella]

what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

you only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.

[Lamuella]

what's the difference between God and a lead guitarist?

God doesn't think he's a lead guitarist.

[The Miz]

creed

[The Mask]

A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordian."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

[The Mask]

How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?

He doesn't know when to come in

[The Mask]

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

:shifty:

[Lamuella]

how do you tell that the stage is level?

the drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth.

[everyhourdylan]

Wouldn't that be a singer? :shifty:
it works for both

[everyhourdylan]

how many guitarsts does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
6. 1 to do it and 5 to say "i can do that"

[road doggy dogg]

waht

What's all this drummer talk, I thought the bass players were the ones that were always ridiculed :rant:

[everyhourdylan]

i hear ya. when i played i was annoyed too

[road doggy dogg]

shut the **** up

[everyhourdylan]

eat my ass

[Kane Knight]

waht

What's all this drummer talk, I thought the bass players were the ones that were always ridiculed :rant:


I saw the Kids in the Hall mock bass players last night, but otherwise, don't hear much bass player mocking (and thus, not many bass player jokes).

[Kane Knight]

i hear ya. when i played i was annoyed too

Not as annoyed as the poor people who had to listen to that shit. :lol:

[everyhourdylan]

the shit comming outta my ass made of meat into your mouth is much worse i can assure you

[Kane Knight]

I assure you, there is very little worse than listening to your shit music. :)

I'm guessing it's the same shit that comes out of your ass, so I'll call it a tie.

[Lamuella]

wait... meat comes out of your ass?

son, you're not well. Go see a doctor.

unless you were merely implying that you take it in the rear.

[Kane Knight]

wait... meat comes out of your ass?

son, you're not well. Go see a doctor.

unless you were merely implying that you take it in the rear.

That makes sense, considering how intent he seems on having sex with me.

[Kane Knight]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. She holds it in place and the world revolves around her.

[Lamuella]

how many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

that's what we have roadies for.