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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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EHD reminded me of a joke...
What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
A Drummer. Post your music-related jokes here. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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How do you trip up a guitarist?
Put music in front of him. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() That's actually what reminded me. |
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Forum Happy Cat
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what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
you only have to punch the information into a drum machine once. |
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Forum Happy Cat
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what's the difference between God and a lead guitarist?
God doesn't think he's a lead guitarist. |
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Clutch Poster
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That Entenbrot, The Mask
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A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordian."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay". |
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That Entenbrot, The Mask
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How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in |
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That Entenbrot, The Mask
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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
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Forum Happy Cat
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how do you tell that the stage is level?
the drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth. |
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how many guitarsts does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
6. 1 to do it and 5 to say "i can do that" |
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waht
What's all this drummer talk, I thought the bass players were the ones that were always ridiculed ![]() |
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i hear ya. when i played i was annoyed too
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shut the **** up
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eat my ass
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the shit comming outta my ass made of meat into your mouth is much worse i can assure you
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I assure you, there is very little worse than listening to your shit music.
![]() I'm guessing it's the same shit that comes out of your ass, so I'll call it a tie. |
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Forum Happy Cat
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wait... meat comes out of your ass?
son, you're not well. Go see a doctor. unless you were merely implying that you take it in the rear. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. She holds it in place and the world revolves around her. |
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Forum Happy Cat
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how many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
that's what we have roadies for. |
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