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Old 01-06-2004, 02:40 PM   #1
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EHD reminded me of a joke...
What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?

A Drummer.

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Old 01-06-2004, 02:41 PM   #2
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How do you trip up a guitarist?

Put music in front of him.
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Old 01-06-2004, 03:20 PM   #3
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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?

A Drummer.

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Wouldn't that be a singer?
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Old 01-06-2004, 03:41 PM   #4
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Wouldn't that be a singer?
It would in his world.

That's actually what reminded me.
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Old 01-06-2004, 05:17 PM   #5
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what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

you only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.
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Old 01-06-2004, 05:18 PM   #6
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what's the difference between God and a lead guitarist?

God doesn't think he's a lead guitarist.
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Old 01-06-2004, 07:05 PM   #7
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Old 01-06-2004, 09:48 PM   #8
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A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordian."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".
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Old 01-06-2004, 09:49 PM   #9
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How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?

He doesn't know when to come in
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Old 01-06-2004, 09:50 PM   #10
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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
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Old 01-07-2004, 11:19 AM   #11
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how do you tell that the stage is level?

the drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth.
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Old 01-07-2004, 11:23 AM   #12
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Wouldn't that be a singer?
it works for both
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Old 01-07-2004, 11:24 AM   #13
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how many guitarsts does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
6. 1 to do it and 5 to say "i can do that"
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Old 01-07-2004, 11:28 AM   #14
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What's all this drummer talk, I thought the bass players were the ones that were always ridiculed
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Old 01-07-2004, 11:37 AM   #15
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i hear ya. when i played i was annoyed too
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Old 01-07-2004, 11:47 AM   #16
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shut the **** up
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Old 01-07-2004, 12:48 PM   #17
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eat my ass
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Old 01-07-2004, 01:26 PM   #18
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What's all this drummer talk, I thought the bass players were the ones that were always ridiculed
I saw the Kids in the Hall mock bass players last night, but otherwise, don't hear much bass player mocking (and thus, not many bass player jokes).
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Old 01-07-2004, 01:27 PM   #19
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i hear ya. when i played i was annoyed too
Not as annoyed as the poor people who had to listen to that shit.
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the shit comming outta my ass made of meat into your mouth is much worse i can assure you
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Old 01-07-2004, 01:51 PM   #21
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I assure you, there is very little worse than listening to your shit music.

I'm guessing it's the same shit that comes out of your ass, so I'll call it a tie.
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wait... meat comes out of your ass?

son, you're not well. Go see a doctor.

unless you were merely implying that you take it in the rear.
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Old 01-07-2004, 03:42 PM   #23
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wait... meat comes out of your ass?

son, you're not well. Go see a doctor.

unless you were merely implying that you take it in the rear.
That makes sense, considering how intent he seems on having sex with me.
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How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. She holds it in place and the world revolves around her.
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how many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

that's what we have roadies for.
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