EHD reminded me of a joke...
 

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?

A Drummer.

Post your music-related jokes here.

How do you trip up a guitarist?

Put music in front of him.

Wouldn't that be a singer? :shifty:

It would in his world. ;)

That's actually what reminded me.

what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

you only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.

what's the difference between God and a lead guitarist?

God doesn't think he's a lead guitarist.

A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordian."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?

He doesn't know when to come in

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

:shifty:

how do you tell that the stage is level?

the drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth.

it works for both

how many guitarsts does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
6. 1 to do it and 5 to say "i can do that"

i hear ya. when i played i was annoyed too

eat my ass

I saw the Kids in the Hall mock bass players last night, but otherwise, don't hear much bass player mocking (and thus, not many bass player jokes).

Not as annoyed as the poor people who had to listen to that shit. :lol:

the shit comming outta my ass made of meat into your mouth is much worse i can assure you

I assure you, there is very little worse than listening to your shit music. :)

I'm guessing it's the same shit that comes out of your ass, so I'll call it a tie.

wait... meat comes out of your ass?

son, you're not well. Go see a doctor.

unless you were merely implying that you take it in the rear.

That makes sense, considering how intent he seems on having sex with me.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. She holds it in place and the world revolves around her.

how many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

that's what we have roadies for.