To Rock fans: Online Petition that will go to Vince Mcmahon!

[The Naitch]

Cockgurl is black. Oh oh...I smell a more agressive version of ilt_undertaker

[tucsonspeed6]

I think it's funny that some dumb fuck is calling someone typing on the internet blind. Then again, you seem to think calling you fat means I want to jump your bones, so the lead content in your blood must have been pretty high.

SHe eats paintchips too?!?!

[Rockgurl]

The thing that's dumb is that all you guys, who've never met me in real life, are calling me fat. You all are retards!

[Marcyo]

why are we calling him fat agin?

[Kane Knight]

So when's this petition going to go to Vince McMahon? :shifty:
About the time Hunter stops sucking him off.

[Rockgurl]

Cockgurl is black. Oh oh...I smell a more agressive version of ilt_undertaker

No, I'm not black.

[Kane Knight]

I know for a fact that Kane Knight keeps a spare toilet seat around just in case a fat Rock fan breaks his normal one.
Come on, even I'm not that low. Letting a Rock fan in my house? :nono:

[tucsonspeed6]

Eskimos are usually short and fat. I bet she's an eskimo.

[The Naitch]

post a pic then, genius. The masses need to know what the infamous Cockgurl is all about.

[Bad Company]

:(

[The Naitch]

She's either native, or Mexican

[tucsonspeed6]

:(

Sorry about the eskimo thing, man. I take it back.

[Marcyo]

Eskimos are usually short and fat. I bet she's an eskimo.

HE not she!

[M. Banana]

^^^Wow, this is coming from you, a guy, now girl, who had his testicles removed!

Someone's never heard of a thing called "Sarcasm" :shifty:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/Scan0015_0015.jpg

You can clearly see a penis..

[Rockgurl]

post a pic then, genius. The masses need to know what the infamous Cockgurl is all about.

See? Exactly what I said. You all are typing this shit just because you want me to post a pic. Well, I won't because I don't need to prove anything to all you retards.

[Kane Knight]

It was written on the petition, you dumbass! I think it said March 17. I don't think there's any need for it anymore since Vince plans to fix the situation, and Rock will probably be at WM. He's not actually done with the WWE. :D
So if only you were smart enough to read before you posted. And you bitched at us for not being up on the news...:nono: Dumb bitch.

[Kane Knight]

HOLD ON A MINUTE! You mean to tell me that prior to six pages of us making your fat ass look like it's under the ownership of a complete retard could have been eliminated if you had just said a couple of hours ago that you already knew that the petition was completely unnecessary?!?! WHAT A DIPSHIT!
:love:

You must spread some something something...

[Marcyo]

See? Exactly what I said. You all are typing this shit just because you want me to post a pic. Well, I won't because I don't need to prove anything to all you retards.

Who wants to see his pic? :wtf:

[Rockgurl]

You guys are so low.

[The Naitch]

Hurry up and post a damn pic, fatty

[Kane Knight]

I still believe you are a guy.

....

or maybe you were a guy. :shifty:
Probably both. The Rock's had a thing for hermaphrodites. I should know. :shifty:

[M. Banana]

But right above you! :>

[Kane Knight]

Cockgurl is black. Oh oh...I smell a more agressive version of ilt_undertaker
So she's Eminem's RIGHT hand?

[Kane Knight]

She's either native, or Mexican
Ewww. Fat indians. :sick:

[M. Banana]

RIGHT.

[Rockgurl]

So if only you were smart enough to read before you posted. And you bitched at us for not being up on the news...:nono: Dumb bitch.

You are the dumb bitch. The news was posted online after I posted the petition. How was I supposed to read before? Damn idiot!

[The Naitch]

in theory. In theory....

[M. Banana]

How dare you say she's Mexican!! The chicas are fat.. but in a good way..

Her ass is just plain fat.

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL. WTF happned in here. I'm gone for 3 hours and there's like 3 new pages :lol:

LOL, can't wait to read all this shit later, got to get back to class :wave:

[Rockgurl]

Ewww. Fat indians. :sick:

What the fuck? :wtf:

[The Naitch]

ROFL. WTF happned in here. I'm gone for 3 hours and there's like 3 new pages :lol:

LOL, can't wait to read all this shit later, got to get back to class :wave:


C-Feds' before class, asshole :wave:

[Marcyo]

ROFL. WTF happned in here. I'm gone for 3 hours and there's like 3 new pages :lol:

LOL, can't wait to read all this shit later, got to get back to class :wave:

This thread is worth a million bucks

[M. Banana]

What the fuck?

I've heard that somewhere.. where was it....

Where was it...

Oh yeah.. from your dad, when you were born.

[tucsonspeed6]

Ok, I've got proof.

http://www-curator.jsc.nasa.gov/curator/stardust/scientist.jpg
THis scientist says that when somebody on the internet claims to be a female but refuses to post a picture of themself, they are really a man. I've got a quote to prove it.

...to be performed by scientists worldwide. Individual samples will be dissected (if required), containerized, and allocated. Samples will be allocated in several different ways: as entire aerogel cells, as smaller pieces of aerogel containing one or more sample grains, as completely excavated sample grains, and as ultramicrotomed grains. All tools coming in contact with the aerogel will have been previously cleaned as per JSC-03243...

See? SEE?!?!?!

[Marcyo]

I knew it from the start, tucson. :lmao:

[Rockgurl]

Is there anyone on this forum, other than me, who isn't a retard?

[M. Banana]

TS6 to you bitch... :>

[Marcyo]

No one here is a retard but you cuz no one here likes the rock but you.

[M. Banana]

No there aren't..
The only way to save yourself from becoming a retard..
Is to in fact kill yourself..
You will then be lifted to a higher plane..
Where you..
And fat ass Rock fans like you..
Can run free and sex Kane Knight as much as you want.

[tucsonspeed6]

Is there anyone on this forum, other than me, who isn't a retard?

Master Muhhhunguhhh buhh isn't retarded...but you don't talk to him. He says he's sad. I think he's just horny for fat indian chicks.

[Rockgurl]

No one here is a retard but you cuz no one here likes the rock but you.

Lol, that's why you all are retards :lol:!

[Marcyo]

Poor Master Muhhhunguhhh buhh :'(

[Rockgurl]

No there aren't..
The only way to save yourself from becoming a retard..
Is to in fact kill yourself..
You will then be lifted to a higher plane..
Where you..
And fat ass Rock fans like you..
Can run free and sex Kane Knight as much as you want.

You should kill yourself because you have the ugly Jeff Hardy icon.

[Marcyo]

At least Miguel admits he's a guy. You should do so, Rock''gurl''

[M. Banana]

Yes indeed..

WAit.. did you think I was a chick or some shit?

And Jeff is hot.. he may be a crack head.. but he's hot.. so STFU..

[M. Banana]

I shouldn't leave... but SmackDown is on.. and I have to write a report for it... bah.

[tucsonspeed6]

Oh, I hope she doesn't make fun of my avatar!!!


*Waits for Rockgurl to take the bait so Master Muhhhunguhh buhh can snare the trap and ass rape him*

[asphyXy]

Since this thread blows. Might as well have some thrash metal.

<embed src="http://asphyxy.net/ata.mp3" autostart="false">

[Marcyo]

WAit.. did you think I was a chick or some shit?

Were you talking to me? Nah, didnt think you were a chick. :lol:

[Rockgurl]

At least Miguel admits he's a guy. You should do so, Rock''gurl''

Because you guys can't come up with any good arguments, you are calling me fat and a guy? Wow, you guys need a life. I never thought anyone could be as jealous as you guys. You know that you can never be as hot as The Rock, so why don't you just admit it? You don't need to call me stupid things because I like that hottie. You fucking idiots.

[Marcyo]

EVERYBODY HERE WHO THINKS ROCK LOOKS LIKE A CATFISH GIMME A HELL YEAH

[Kane Knight]

Hurry up and post a damn pic, fatty
"she" can't find a wide angle lense.

[tucsonspeed6]

If the Rock's so hot, why does he have an ugly wife?

[Rockgurl]

Yes indeed..

WAit.. did you think I was a chick or some shit?

And Jeff is hot.. he may be a crack head.. but he's hot.. so STFU..

So, you're just gay?

[Kane Knight]

What the fuck? :wtf:
You ARE, aren't you?

Disgusting. Wrinkly fat indian boobies.

[Rockgurl]

EVERYBODY HERE WHO THINKS ROCK LOOKS LIKE A CATFISH GIMME A HELL YEAH

Lol :lol:! A catfish? Yeah, that's why girls scream when he comes out :shifty:.

[tucsonspeed6]

You ARE, aren't you?

Disgusting. Wrinkly fat indian boobies.

American Indian or India Indian? Either way "EWWWW!!!!"

[Rockgurl]

You ARE, aren't you?

Disgusting. Wrinkly fat indian boobies.

Uh...no.

[Marcyo]

..... gimme a hell yeah......

[asphyXy]

THRASH METALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[tucsonspeed6]

.......hell.......yeah....?

[Kane Knight]

Because you guys can't come up with any good arguments, you are calling me fat and a guy? Wow, you guys need a life. I never thought anyone could be as jealous as you guys. You know that you can never be as hot as The Rock, so why don't you just admit it? You don't need to call me stupid things because I like that hottie. You fucking idiots.
Sorry, but nobody will EVER use a good argument against you, because there's no point in putting that much effort against someone who is either a really lame troll, or perhaps the dumbest person able to find the "on" button on their computer.

[tucsonspeed6]

http://www.um-isa.org/Fitness/Images/Fat-Deepak.jpg

This just in on the rumor patrol.....possible picture of Rock"gurl"

[Rockgurl]

If the Rock's so hot, why does he have an ugly wife?

That's a dumb question. Because he fell in love with her, that's why. If you don't know, there are thousands of girls out there who would do anything to be with him.

[Kane Knight]

So, you're just gay?
Says the fan of The Rock, the most "gayLECTRICFYING man in sports entertainment."

[Marcyo]

''possible?''

[Rockgurl]

Sorry, but nobody will EVER use a good argument against you, because there's no point in putting that much effort against someone who is either a really lame troll, or perhaps the dumbest person able to find the "on" button on their computer.

Oh yeah? Then why are you wasting your time replying to me? You idiot.

[Kane Knight]

American Indian or India Indian? Either way "EWWWW!!!!"
Native American. Insulting Indian-Indians would be racist of me. ;)

[tucsonspeed6]

That's a dumb question. Because he fell in love with her, that's why. If you don't know, there are thousands of girls out there who would do anything to be with him.

Funny how he chose an ugly girl over you. You know the old saying "An ugly girl in the hand is worth two big fat floppy indian boobs dangling below her bush..."

[Kane Knight]

Uh...no.
Good comeback. Took you a while to come up with it, I bet.

[Rockgurl]

Says the fan of The Rock, the most "gayLECTRICFYING man in sports entertainment."

Lol :lol: Lame bitch.

[Rockgurl]

Funny how he chose an ugly girl over you. You know the old saying "An ugly girl in the hand is worth two big fat floppy indian boobs dangling below her bush..."

You are so jealous. I feel sorry for you.

[Kane Knight]

Oh yeah? Then why are you wasting your time replying to me? You idiot.
BEcause Smackdown's on. If I'm going to waste my time watching the Bashams, I might as well also waste my time with something that makes me laugh....

[Kane Knight]

Lol :lol: Lame bitch.
Coming from the fat indian hermaphrodite who could only come back with "ummm...no? "

:rofl:

[tucsonspeed6]

I feel sorry for the rock....whenever I scroll over his picture on your avatar it looks like he keeps picking his nose. You like him so much, I bet you'd eat his boogers, wouldn't you? Only the Rock's best fans would....

[Mike the Metal Ed]

http://www.vg.no/bilder/bildarkiv/1057211260.jpg

[Rockgurl]

I feel sorry for the rock....whenever I scroll over his picture on your avatar it looks like he keeps picking his nose. You like him so much, I bet you'd eat his boogers, wouldn't you? Only the Rock's best fans would....

You mean you see his sexy picture that pisses you off. Picking his nose? Ew, that's probably what you're doing right now sitting in front of your computer. You really need to see an eye doctor. You are seeing things. Retard :rofl:

[asphyXy]

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[tucsonspeed6]

YOu never answered my question...

"WOULD YOU EAT HIS BOOGERS?!?!"

[Rockgurl]

YOu never answered my question...

"WOULD YOU EAT HIS BOOGERS?!?!"

What the fuck is wrong with you retard? I don't do disgusting things like you.

[tucsonspeed6]

REports are flowing in as more witnesses have sighted the mysterious "Rockgurl"

http://www.opticalsin.com/sw_engrish/images/anh/DSCN3881.jpg

[tucsonspeed6]

Yes or no

[Kane Knight]

I feel sorry for the rock....whenever I scroll over his picture on your avatar it looks like he keeps picking his nose. You like him so much, I bet you'd eat his boogers, wouldn't you? Only the Rock's best fans would....
I feel sorry for Vince McMahon. I bet this thread is drawing better than Smackdown.

[Rockgurl]

REports are flowing in as more witnesses have sighted the mysterious "Rockgurl"

http://www.opticalsin.com/sw_engrish/images/anh/DSCN3881.jpg

:roll: Idiot.

[tucsonspeed6]

:roll: Idiot.

http://www.opticalsin.com/sw_engrish/images/anh/DSCN3844.jpg

[tucsonspeed6]

Rockgurl eats the rocks boogers.

[Kane Knight]

What the fuck is wrong with you retard? I don't do disgusting things like you.
Are you implying he'd do disgusting things?

Sweet. You'd have a chance of popping that cherry.

[Rockgurl]

Rockgurl eats the rocks boogers.

Lol :rofl:. You don't need to prove over and over again that you're a retard.

[tucsonspeed6]

Awesome. Now if only it didn't smell like gangrene.....

[M. Banana]

XD.. And no I'm not gay.. even if I was what's wrong with that? You a homophobe or something you fat bitch? If you were to marry the Rock, would you be the butch? I think you would.. you seem butchy..

Oh.. and I'm Bi.. thank you very much.

"All bi means is that ya like the dick." And that I do too. Kurt's about to kill another jobber.. so good day.

[tucsonspeed6]

Sorry KK. Gotta go. My girlfriend gets off work soon. Looks like you'll have to hold the fort down.

[Rockgurl]

Are you going to eat your girlfriend's boogers? Lol, idiot.

[Rockgurl]

XD.. And no I'm not gay.. even if I was what's wrong with that? You a homophobe or something you fat bitch? If you were to marry the Rock, would you be the butch? I think you would.. you seem butchy..

Oh.. and I'm Bi.. thank you very much.

"All bi means is that ya like the dick." And that I do too. Kurt's about to kill another jobber.. so good day.

No, I don't have a problem with gay people. But I do have a problem with fucking idiots like you.

[Kane Knight]

Sorry KK. Gotta go. My girlfriend gets off work soon. Looks like you'll have to hold the fort down.
Like it'll take more than one person. I could type with my dick and make more sense than Cockgrrrrl.

[M. Banana]

XD! I couldn't type with mine, it'd hit too many keys at once.. but it'd still make more sense.. than what'sherface.. reps!

[Volchok]

wtf.. i went out to dinner it was on page 4, come back and its on page 9.... damn you guys were busy.

[DaveWadding]

So, RockBoi, how's it hangin?

[VJW]

You are so jealous. I feel sorry for you.

Jesus fucking christ! What is your goddamn obession with people being jealous? You sound like some kindergartner that got told by his mom to say: "You're just jealous!" whenever you get bullied. I bet you're some whore that spends all day fingering your ass to the rock since you're fanatic of a mom sewed it up tight to prevent you from getting fucked. During this process you sign the petition over and over again like a mentally damaged idiot that refuses to accept that the people at WWE don't give a flying piece of cum what you think.

[M. Banana]

Best.Comeback.Ever[/thetruth]

[Kane Knight]

XD! I couldn't type with mine, it'd hit too many keys at once.. but it'd still make more sense.. than what'sherface.. reps!
Fortunately for my cock-typing, I only usually hit two keys at a time.

Unfortunate for my love life, but my hand never complains...
...Much...

[Kane Knight]

Jesus fucking christ! What is your goddamn obession with people being jealous? You sound like some kindergartner that got told by his mom to say: "You're just jealous!" whenever you get bullied. I bet you're some whore that spends all day fingering your ass to the rock since you're fanatic of a mom sewed it up tight to prevent you from getting fucked. During this process you sign the petition over and over again like a mentally damaged idiot that refuses to accept that the people at WWE don't give a flying piece of cum what you think.
You're just jealous.

:shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, Funky stickied this. haha Classic

I think Rockgurl has just become TPWW's biggest dunce of all-time. Congrats. Dark Kane would be proud.

[Loose Cannon]

and LOL at Naitch captioning. This thread brings everything. :lol:

[Kane Knight]

Except Midgets. We need midgets.

[Gouda]

omg u r all stupid if carlitos petition could get through to linda mcmahon then so can this one!!!!!11!!!1!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!!

[Kane Knight]

:lol:

[VJW]

omg u r all stupid if carlitos petition could get through to linda mcmahon then so can this one!!!!!11!!!1!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!!

Rep for you.

[The Naitch]

Except Midgets. We need midgets.

http://img102.exs.cx/img102/629/147xb.jpg

The Cock with "Superslim-Mini"

[SuperSlim]

No thanks. I don't want an ass to be my friend. :rofl: You think I'm the loner? I have more friends than your fat ass can have in his dreams. Omg, this is funny!!! :lol:


whoa whoa hold up their hoe. first off I ain't fat. Check the name... Slim. Since when was Slim meaning fat?

secondly I doubt you got more friends than me. Yeah this is funny but man alive you are truly showin how dumb you can be. I bet your a blonde.

[Danny Electric]

I'll be your friend Rockgurl. Just take no notice of the dicks in here, they don't love The Rock like we do.
I signed the petition and I hope he comes back.


You are a nasty slut, go eat some cock bitch.

[SuperSlim]

http://img102.exs.cx/img102/629/147xb.jpg

The Cock with "Superslim-Mini"

great. the mini me.

Rockdude doesn't like internet guys. He thinks we're all gay or somethin. SO if Rockdude isn't white or black then what in the world is he?

[Kane Knight]

http://img102.exs.cx/img102/629/147xb.jpg

The Cock with "Superslim-Mini"
That's the stuff.

[Kane Knight]

I'll be your friend Rockgurl. Just take no notice of the dicks in here, they don't love The Rock like we do.
I signed the petition and I hope he comes back.


You are a nasty slut, go eat some cock bitch.
:rofl:

[Kane Knight]

The Rock's half black. Affirmative action requires he return.

[Rockgurl]

Jesus fucking christ! What is your goddamn obession with people being jealous? You sound like some kindergartner that got told by his mom to say: "You're just jealous!" whenever you get bullied. I bet you're some whore that spends all day fingering your ass to the rock since you're fanatic of a mom sewed it up tight to prevent you from getting fucked. During this process you sign the petition over and over again like a mentally damaged idiot that refuses to accept that the people at WWE don't give a flying piece of cum what you think.

Lmao :rofl:! What's your obsession with people being fat? You all say "You're fat" when you can come up with nothing else. Fucking retards :foc:!

[Kane Knight]

Lmao :rofl:! What's your obsession with people being fat? You all say "You're fat" when you can come up with nothing else. Fucking retards :foc:!
YES! The dumb bitch returns! Ratings soar!

[Rockgurl]

whoa whoa hold up their hoe. first off I ain't fat. Check the name... Slim. Since when was Slim meaning fat?

secondly I doubt you got more friends than me. Yeah this is funny but man alive you are truly showin how dumb you can be. I bet your a blonde.

No, I'm not a blonde. I'm a brunette! So, STFU. Just because you put slim in your name doesn't mean you are slim!

[Kane Knight]

No, I'm not a blonde. I'm a brunette! So, STFU. Just because you put slim in your name doesn't mean you are slim!
Just because you put "gurl" in your name doesn't mean you actually are a girl. Or even a "gurl" (Which near as I can reckon means retarded hermaphrodite).

[VJW]

Lmao :rofl:! What's your obsession with people being fat? You all say "You're fat" when you can come up with nothing else. Fucking retards :foc:!

I never said you were fat you dumb little bitch :roll: Nah, I just think that you have the brain capacity of a three year old that thinks that babies comes from the ground. Honestly, why don't you just go? Nobody likes you here and you can go back to your life of fingering your ass to the Rock.

[Kane Knight]

I never said you were fat you dumb little bitch :roll: Nah, I just think that you have the brain capacity of a three year old that thinks that babies comes from the ground. Honestly, why don't you just go? Nobody likes you here and you can go back to your life of fingering your <s>ass</s>balls to the Rock.

[Kane Knight]

Fixed it.

[Rockgurl]

I never said you were fat you dumb little bitch :roll: Nah, I just think that you have the brain capacity of a three year old that thinks that babies comes from the ground. Honestly, why don't you just go? Nobody likes you here and you can go back to your life of fingering your ass to the Rock.

I don't give a damn if people like me or not. I don't like any of you either. Bitch :rofl:

[Kane Knight]

I don't give a damn if people like me or not. I don't like any of you either. Bitch :rofl:
With your amazing personality? I'm surprised.

:|

[VJW]

I don't give a damn if people like me or not. I don't like any of you either. Bitch :rofl:

K, you've proven that you're a dumb little slut or a "retard" as you like to say so maybe this will work.

*clears throat*

1. Realize how annoying you are
2. Understand that you're not mature enough for the internet
3. Promise yourself that you'll never EVER go onto this place again
4. Walk to the garage
5. Grab a hammer from daddy's tool kit (I hear that you use to drink his cum 'cause you thought that it was milk)
6. Take the hammer up to your room
7. SMASH THE FUCKING COMPUTER
8. Do it until you can see all the chips and wires all over your floor
9. Go fuck yourself

[VJW]

Fixed it.

LOL

[Danny Electric]

Rockgurl, are you ok. I'm sorry about these dicks. I hope you get AIDS.

[VJW]

Rockgurl, are you ok. I'm sorry about these dicks. I hope you get AIDS.

TRAITOR! :rant:

J/K

Good man! Raise her self esteem so we can bring it back down!

*evil laugh*

[Danny Electric]

Rockgurl, why do you like The Rock, I think he's amazing on the mic and in the ring.
Is it because you want his black cock in your skanky ass.

[Kane Knight]

K, you've proven that you're a dumb little slut or a "retard" as you like to say so maybe this will work.

*clears throat*

1. Realize how annoying you are
2. Understand that you're not mature enough for the internet
3. Promise yourself that you'll never EVER go onto this place again
4. Walk to the garage
5. Grab a hammer from daddy's tool kit (I hear that you use to drink his cum 'cause you thought that it was milk)
6. Take the hammer up to your room
7. SMASH THE FUCKING COMPUTER
8. Do it until you can see all the chips and wires all over your floor
9. Go fuck yourself with the broken shards of your motherboard

[Kane Knight]

Rockgurl, why do you like The Rock, I think he's amazing on the mic and in the ring.
Is it because you want his black cock in your skanky ass.
And in bed, you fag.
J/K, man. Hopefully, the dumb cunt doesn't catch on.

[Corkscrewed]

What the hell? Suddenly this thread has ten pages!!! :rofl: This is hilarious. Rockgurl is the Dark Kane of 2005.

This has to be archived. :lol:

[Kane Knight]

What the hell? Suddenly this thread has ten pages!!! :rofl: This is hilarious. Rockgurl is the Dark Kane of 2005.

This has to be archived. :lol:
Has Rockgurl been banned 95 times? I think not.

[Funky Fly]

Jesus Assraping Christ. This was funny at first, but it's just turned sad now. Consider this closed.