View Full Version : To Rock fans: Online Petition that will go to Vince Mcmahon!
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 04:23 PM
Petition to Bring The Rock Back to the WWE
Credit: www.electrifying-trewp.net
Many fans were upset to hear that the Rock's contract with the WWE was not renewed. Some fans refused to believe the news and struck out at those who reported it but others sought a way to take action. This is how the petition "Bring The Rock Back to the WWE" was born. Fans desiring to let The Rock and the WWE know how they feel about this situation are encouraged to sign the petition which will be sent to Vince McMahon prior to Wreslemania XXI. If you would like to check out the petition please follow this link;
http://www.ipetitions.com/campaigns...ckBackToTheWWE/
Also, post the link at any other forums, online groups and clubs, and send it to your friends. If we get a lot of signatures, then this can really do something! :D Thank you.
P.S. A group of Rock fans started this petition and it will be sent to Vince Mcmahon before WM21.
SuperSlim
02-22-2005, 04:23 PM
:rofl:
Disturbed316
02-22-2005, 04:24 PM
I WOOD SING BUT MY INTERWEB IS BRKEN
asphyXy
02-22-2005, 04:27 PM
ROCKY SUCKS.
KingofOldSchool
02-22-2005, 04:27 PM
LOL
Zen v.W.o.
02-22-2005, 04:48 PM
I admire your passion for The Rock. You are truly devoted. :y:
If shit like this worked, Triple H would have been out of a job long ago.
Disturbed316
02-22-2005, 04:51 PM
lol the link doesn't even work.
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 04:55 PM
lol the link doesn't even work.
Then your computer is messed up, because it works for me. :lol: By the way, the topic said to Rock fans, not to idiots!
road doggy dogg
02-22-2005, 04:56 PM
SAVE TAZZ
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 04:58 PM
I admire your passion for The Rock. You are truly devoted. :y:
I know, thank you :roll: But I didn't start this petition. I found it on the website that I gave the credit to. If you want to sign it, sign it. If you don't, then don't. :foc: Nobody is forcing you too.
Disturbed316
02-22-2005, 05:01 PM
lol, nothing wrong with my computer. Next time, make sure you dont just copy and paste from the website, use the actual link.
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 05:03 PM
lol, nothing wrong with my computer. Next time, make sure you dont just copy and paste from the website, use the actual link.
:lol: It is the actual link. Lol, you computer is messed up.
Tornado
02-22-2005, 05:03 PM
I am a huge Rock fan. There is nothing I would like to see more than him back in the WWE. But i'm not signing that. Any online petition that WWE fans send to the WWE will get nowhere near Vince McMahons desk.
Azriel
02-22-2005, 05:04 PM
Online petitions never work, so why even bother?
Mike the Metal Ed
02-22-2005, 05:05 PM
:lol: It is the actual link. Lol, you computer is messed up.
Guess again, genius.
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 05:06 PM
I am a huge Rock fan. There is nothing I would like to see more than him back in the WWE. But i'm not signing that. Any online petition that WWE fans send to the WWE will get nowhere near Vince McMahons desk.
Maybe if it has a lot of signatures, it will. Whos knows? What's wrong with signing? Trust me, it won't take that long. Lol :lol:
Tornado
02-22-2005, 05:06 PM
Yeah the link doesn't work.
Retard.
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 05:07 PM
Yeah the link doesn't work.
Retard.
Lol. It does for me. Assclown.
Tornado
02-22-2005, 05:08 PM
For fucks sake IT WONT WORK.
1) The Rock is focused on his movie career, he's happy. leave it.
2) IF these petitions did work:
Triple H would be a jobber on Heat
Tazz would still be wrestling, and would be called Taz
etc.
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 05:10 PM
For fucks sake IT WONT WORK.
1) The Rock is focused on his movie career, he's happy. leave it.
2) IF these petitions did work:
Triple H would be a jobber on Heat
Tazz would still be wrestling, and would be called Taz
etc.
If you don't think it will work, then don't fucking sign it! It's that simple you damn fool!
Tornado
02-22-2005, 05:10 PM
Lol. It does for me. Assclown.
You've just copied an pasted the link, and you have the site in your history, thats why it works for you and no-one else.
Also, stop posting your sig in every post, nobody else does.
Tornado
02-22-2005, 05:12 PM
Thats why i'm not signing it.
Here is a WORKING link for anyone who is interested:
http://www.ipetitions.com/campaigns/BringTheRockBackToTheWWE/
Disturbed316
02-22-2005, 05:13 PM
WE CANT SIGN IT AS THE LINK DOESN'T WORK! OMFG!
K now it does, ta Tornado
Zen v.W.o.
02-22-2005, 05:13 PM
I know, thank you :roll: But I didn't start this petition. I found it on the website that I gave the credit to. If you want to sign it, sign it. If you don't, then don't. :foc: Nobody is forcing you too.
I didn't say you were forcing me. I merely said I admire your devotion for the man.
I think you really aught to just send the rock a thank you card for the years he has given to you..
"Rock, having followed you throughout the years, from your days as Mr. Ch-ch-ch-chia! to your days as the most electrifying man in sports entertainment, you have given me enough memories and moments that will forever be idelibly etched in my own annals of time..the smiles, the laughter whenever you would cut a promo, the shivers you sent down my spine and the orgasms I incurred at night time thinking of you before bedtime..I truly thank you Rock..you were more special to me then you will ever know, or care to know. I love you Rocky Maivia. Thank you."
-HallMark.
Again, loyalty is a virtue.
Disturbed316
02-22-2005, 05:15 PM
This petition is being sponsored by fans of The Rock. These fans admire The Rock's athletic ability and "electrifying" persona and greatly miss his active presence in the WWE.
lol
PullMyFinger
02-22-2005, 05:15 PM
Make a petition for the WWE to bring back Duane Gill/Gillberg, and Blue Meanie...and if it works and they're back...then I'll sign this one cuz I'll know it works!
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 05:15 PM
You've just copied an pasted the link, and you have the site in your history, thats why it works for you and no-one else.
Also, stop posting your sig in every post, nobody else does.
What the hell? I can post my sig if I want to. Who the fuck are you to tell if I should post it or not? So what if nobody else does? I don't copy everyone else like you. Damn idiot. If you don't want to sign the petition, then why are you clicking on the link?
PullMyFinger
02-22-2005, 05:17 PM
Wait wait...considering how Vince and Trips hate internet fans...how do you think an ONLINE petition will even sit with them?!
PullMyFinger
02-22-2005, 05:18 PM
What the hell? I can post my sig if I want to. Who the fuck are you to tell if I should post it or not? So what if nobody else does? I don't copy everyone else like you. Damn idiot. If you don't want to sign the petition, then why are you clicking on the link?
In the words of the Britons..."fuck off, cunt."
Tornado
02-22-2005, 05:19 PM
What the hell? I can post my sig if I want to. Who the fuck are you to tell if I should post it or not? So what if nobody else does? I don't copy everyone else like you. Damn idiot. If you don't want to sign the petition, then why are you clicking on the link?
The reason that nobody else does is because it's fairly annoying, and it's kinda "known" or what you would call "forum etiqute" that you shouldn't post a signiture in every post you make.
Also, I clicked the link to show you that you made a mistake when posting, and I rectified it.
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 05:19 PM
Make a petition for the WWE to bring back Duane Gill/Gillberg, and Blue Meanie...and if it works and they're back...then I'll sign this one cuz I'll know it works!
Uh...why would anyone make a petition to bring back those guys? Obviously, they won't work because nobody cares about them, and they're not as big as the Rock. :lol: I don't know how you can be this dumb.
addy2hotty
02-22-2005, 05:19 PM
The Rock would make about $250,000 a year in the WWE as a full-time wrestler.
He makes $10-$15m dollars per movie. He makes 3 movies a year.
Do the math Rockgirl.
Wait wait...considering how Vince and Trips hate internet fans...how do you think an ONLINE petition will even sit with them?!
:lol:
PullMyFinger
02-22-2005, 05:24 PM
Uh...why would anyone make a petition to bring back those guys? Obviously, they won't work because nobody cares about them, and they're not as big as the Rock. :lol: I don't know how you can be this dumb.
Obviously, you didn't understand what I meant by that statement. You're an idiot.
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 05:26 PM
The Rock would make about $250,000 a year in the WWE as a full-time wrestler.
He makes $10-$15m dollars per movie. He makes 3 movies a year.
Do the math Rockgirl.
And your point is? I know how much he makes per movie and I support his movie career more than anyone. I'm not signing this petition to bring him back full-time. I want him to atleast continue to make appearances. I don't know why some people have problems with him doing that. All he does is bring up ratings. It's better than watching those talentless sluts waste tv time every week and get paid for it :rant:
Tornado
02-22-2005, 05:30 PM
I know that when he comes back, he puts someone over, but, that takes away a spot from someone who deseves it and possibly needs it more. Look at last years Backlash, Rock vs Goldberg, what a "success"..they could have spent that airtime building up someone who needs it. Bottom line is, The Rock is done with the WWE for the forseable future, we need to accept it.
James Steele
02-22-2005, 05:32 PM
Are you jealous Rockgurl?
Loose Cannon
02-22-2005, 05:33 PM
Post your sig one more time and I'm banning you.
Tornado
02-22-2005, 05:34 PM
Post your sig one more time and I'm banning you.
I :heart: you.
SuperSlim
02-22-2005, 05:47 PM
yay that sig was gettin extremely gay
Fignuts
02-22-2005, 05:49 PM
See, this is why I don't post in the wrestling forum anymore.
AareDub
02-22-2005, 06:04 PM
:rofl: @ LC, great job.
As far as the business end is concerned, renewing the contract was the best thing for the company. WWE doesn't need to spend all that money for the Rock to "possibly" make an appearance once or twice a year. It's not worth it for a little spike in the ratings 1 or 2 weeks out of the year.
I just got a huge promotion at work. If a bunch of people signed a petition to move me out of the corporate office and back into the retail store because they missed seeing me around, I would personally hunt each one of them down and knife them good.
Scarface
02-22-2005, 06:26 PM
Lol, terrible.
Funky Fly
02-22-2005, 06:48 PM
Meh, looks like LC took care of business already. And here I was ready to light a mod fire under her ass. :'(
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 07:16 PM
Are you jealous Rockgurl?
Of...?
Lol LC :lol: Wow, I can't believe you guys are so jealous of him. I know looking at that pic makes you guys mad because you know you don't look like that and never will :D. You bunch of fatties! Lol. LC, you're going to ban me because you can't stand looking at a hot guy because you're not one :eek: ?
No, he's going to ban you because it's big and obnoxious. Like yourself.
AareDub
02-22-2005, 07:18 PM
Don't we have forum guidelines somewhere that say you're not supposed to post a sig in every post?
Pepsi Man
02-22-2005, 07:20 PM
IF Rock really is gone, then frankly, good riddance, as far as pro wrestling goes. I was so sick of watching him show up and get a WrestleMania match and do little or nothing else.
Loose Cannon
02-22-2005, 07:20 PM
No dick, I'm going to ban you because your NOT ALLOWED to post sigs other then in your topic that you started.
Nice job of trying to come off as mature though :y:
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 07:27 PM
Haha, well I'm sorry to disappoint all you haters that there's still a chance of him being at Wrestlemania. I just read it on a bunch of wrestling sites, including PWTorch. They're saying that letting the contract renewal slip was just a mistake. Vince and others in the WWE have apologised to The Rock and Vince wants to resolve the situation at the earliest opportunity! I'm so happy:)! You all must be pissed off. Haha. There's nothing you can do about it!
Gouda
02-22-2005, 07:39 PM
Ha ha ha. I don't know why everyone is so pissed off/annoyed with you Rockgurl.
Personally I find you highly hilarious. :shifty:
Kane Knight
02-22-2005, 08:17 PM
I know, thank you :roll: But I didn't start this petition. I found it on the website that I gave the credit to. If you want to sign it, sign it. If you don't, then don't. :foc: Nobody is forcing you too.
If you want to be an idiot, sign it. If you want to be smart, be realistic.
Kane Knight
02-22-2005, 08:21 PM
Guess again, genius.
Kane Knight
02-22-2005, 08:22 PM
If you don't think it will work, then don't fucking sign it! It's that simple you damn fool!
More, he's trying to reason with you, you damn fool.
Zen v.W.o.
02-22-2005, 08:31 PM
http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/Photos_B/Brian_Pillman/Brian_Pillman_-_Brian_Pillman_07.jpg
LC, you'd never be able to ban someone with a sig like this. Rock Gurl, if you had a sig that had a top notch wrestler in it such as the one shown here, you'd be safe.
James Steele
02-22-2005, 09:22 PM
or this
*points down to H-I-Larious sig!
Kevin Nash Botching Something (other than moving his leg) = comedic gold :y:
AareDub
02-22-2005, 09:31 PM
That sig would be like 5x cooler if you spelled sacrifice correctly.
James Steele
02-22-2005, 09:41 PM
What are you talking about?
Kane Knight
02-22-2005, 09:43 PM
http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/Photos_B/Brian_Pillman/Brian_Pillman_-_Brian_Pillman_07.jpg
LC, you'd never be able to ban someone with a sig like this. Rock Gurl, if you had a sig that had a top notch wrestler in it such as the one shown here, you'd be safe.
Do an Orton sig, and he won't be able to ban you due to sporradic masturbation.
Ruien
02-22-2005, 10:07 PM
Ok I did not read this whole post for the fact it says the same thing voer and voer that this will go no where. And the reason it will go no where is becasue they know that the 5 main people just sign it over and over to make it look like a lot of people. And if you have one of the good petition that says you can only sign once every 24 hours all u ahve to do is delete cookies and sign it that way. This is why it never goes newhere.
The Answer
02-22-2005, 10:09 PM
Petition to Bring The Rock Back to the WWE
Credit: www.electrifying-trewp.net
Many fans were upset to hear that the Rock's contract with the WWE was not renewed. Some fans refused to believe the news and struck out at those who reported it but others sought a way to take action. This is how the petition "Bring The Rock Back to the WWE" was born. Fans desiring to let The Rock and the WWE know how they feel about this situation are encouraged to sign the petition which will be sent to Vince McMahon prior to Wreslemania XXI. If you would like to check out the petition please follow this link;
http://www.ipetitions.com/campaigns...ckBackToTheWWE/
Also, post the link at any other forums, online groups and clubs, and send it to your friends. If we get a lot of signatures, then this can really do something! :D Thank you.
P.S. A group of Rock fans started this petition and it will be sent to Vince Mcmahon before WM21.
This is the greatest post ever :rofl:. Did you ever think that the Rock likes being a movie star and not getting busted up everyday wrestling
Kane Knight
02-22-2005, 10:22 PM
No, Rocky WANTS to wrestle, but the evil McMahons won't let him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad Company
02-22-2005, 10:25 PM
SAVE TAZZ
LOL :heart:
Bad Company
02-22-2005, 10:27 PM
No, he's going to ban you because it's big and obnoxious. Like yourself.
LOL :heart:
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 10:47 PM
http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/Photos_B/Brian_Pillman/Brian_Pillman_-_Brian_Pillman_07.jpg
LC, you'd never be able to ban someone with a sig like this. Rock Gurl, if you had a sig that had a top notch wrestler in it such as the one shown here, you'd be safe.
:roll: Mine is way better.
Kane Knight
02-22-2005, 10:51 PM
Way to miss the point, Rockgurl...
Rockgurl
02-22-2005, 10:54 PM
Way to miss the point, Rockgurl...
What point are you always talking about? What is you damn point? :mad:
The Answer
02-22-2005, 11:17 PM
What point are you always talking about? What is you damn point? :mad:
If you read that fast enough it sounds like a Nazi salute
Funky Fly
02-22-2005, 11:26 PM
If you bastards keep posting sigs, I will ban you all and give your IPs to some bad people. :mad:
Ruien
02-22-2005, 11:29 PM
If you bastards keep posting sigs, I will ban you all and give your IPs to some bad people. :mad:
Ummmm what are wrong with sigs? I guess its a good thing i didn't put one in lol.
SuperSlim
02-22-2005, 11:30 PM
it's just puttin sigs everywhere inteh freakin thread instead of only the thread openeer displayin his/her's once. it really clutters up the thread and makes it look bad. plus sigs that size are majorly annoying.
K this thread is turning into a pointless sig argument.
Kane Knight
02-22-2005, 11:36 PM
What point are you always talking about? What is you damn point? :mad:
It's not ONE point. It depends on what we're talking about. In this case, Loose Cannon's namesake. Pretty fucking obvious, oh mindless one.
Kane Knight
02-22-2005, 11:36 PM
K this thread is turning into a pointless sig argument.
I agree.
Funky Fly
02-22-2005, 11:37 PM
OK, here's how the rule on sigs goes:
You may only post your sig ONCE per thread and only if you are the creator of the thread. Failure to comply may result in warning or outright banning.
Kane Knight
02-22-2005, 11:50 PM
MALL COP
Kane Knight
02-22-2005, 11:50 PM
UNCLE TOM
Ruien
02-22-2005, 11:52 PM
OK, here's how the rule on sigs goes:
You may only post your sig ONCE per thread and only if you are the creator of the thread. Failure to comply may result in warning or outright banning.
Thanks
Funky Fly
02-22-2005, 11:56 PM
Nigga, if you call me a mall cop again, the next time you smokum peacepipe, it'll be out your ass.
AareDub
02-22-2005, 11:59 PM
:rofl: you should make your custom title say mall cop funky ;)
Kane Knight
02-23-2005, 12:01 AM
Nigga, if you call me a mall cop again, the next time you smokum peacepipe, it'll be out your ass.
Don't make me do a diahreah dance on yo black ass. That's why you ain't seen Sascha around of late. Fop boy gotum runs
PullMyFinger
02-23-2005, 12:02 AM
Haha, well I'm sorry to disappoint all you haters that there's still a chance of him being at Wrestlemania. I just read it on a bunch of wrestling sites, including PWTorch. They're saying that letting the contract renewal slip was just a mistake. Vince and others in the WWE have apologised to The Rock and Vince wants to resolve the situation at the earliest opportunity! I'm so happy:)! You all must be pissed off. Haha. There's nothing you can do about it!
Wow, you're the dumbest girl alive. Seriously. How old are you? 13?! I hope so!
HeartBreakMan2k
02-23-2005, 12:11 AM
SAVE TAZZ
lol. That worked so well :(
Pepsi Man
02-23-2005, 12:29 AM
haha, I remember when the sig thing was more of a guidline than a hard rule
Mister Sinister
02-23-2005, 12:39 AM
What is everyone talking about, we know theses things work...I mean, I did the whole, if HHH walks out WMXX as Champion, I will stop watching Wrestling thing....
Also, as for Rockgurl...
The door is open for rock to make apperances, it would be like how Indy Feds run, A Per Apperance Fee...which basically is, the WWE would pay him for every apperance he makes, as opposed to him, making movies, while still draining $800,000 out of vince's pocket.
Kane Knight
02-23-2005, 12:47 AM
What is everyone talking about, we know theses things work...I mean, I did the whole, if HHH walks out WMXX as Champion, I will stop watching Wrestling thing....
Also, as for Rockgurl...
The door is open for rock to make apperances, it would be like how Indy Feds run, A Per Apperance Fee...which basically is, the WWE would pay him for every apperance he makes, as opposed to him, making movies, while still draining $800,000 out of vince's pocket.
Exactly.
So what if the Rock will or might be at WMXXI? That doesn't mean he's returning to the WWE, any more than Pete Rose is becoming a full time wrestler.
Meanwhile, you can't petition Vince to bring back the Rock. It's not like he FIRED him. They parted ways on semi-aimiable terms. If the Rock want to come back, he'll come back. If you don't want the Rock in Hollywood, don't go to any of his movies. The worse his movies sell, the more likely he is to return.
Still, if you're a huge Rock fan, you should want him to succeed, not to be some petty little bitch or snotty princess.
Corkscrewed
02-23-2005, 01:45 AM
Hmph... didn't know the sig thing was an actual rule. Or maybe I forgot it. I post my sig in more than just hte topics I start, but whatever. It's not huge. Just bigger than a typical 468x60 forum sig.
:shifty:
Corkscrewed
02-23-2005, 01:46 AM
LMAO at this topic tho. Also, does anyone really believe Rockgurl is really a girl? Someone do an IP check and see who "she" really is. Not very good trolling IMO.
Corkscrewed
02-23-2005, 01:48 AM
Also, the petition will never work. I love people who think they can post petitions and not get flamed. :lol:
I felt like spamming. And this post doesn't deserve respect anyway.
Kane Knight
02-23-2005, 10:59 AM
LMAO at this topic tho. Also, does anyone really believe Rockgurl is really a girl? Someone do an IP check and see who "she" really is. Not very good trolling IMO.
I think she's a girl...:shifty:
Then again, I've spent the better part of the last couple days calling Eminem and Anybody Thrilla girls, so I probably mean it in a different sense. :p
Kane Knight
02-23-2005, 11:00 AM
Also, the petition will never work. I love people who think they can post petitions and not get flamed. :lol:
I felt like spamming. And this post doesn't deserve respect anyway.
I respect the spam.
Kane Knight
02-23-2005, 11:00 AM
Also, Funky Fly sleeps with Republicans.
Loose Cannon
02-23-2005, 11:14 AM
I checked the IP already. Just a new poster.
Gonzo
02-23-2005, 11:16 AM
Van Banninator
Kane Knight
02-23-2005, 11:27 AM
This is some pretty funny shit:
The Rock (The People's Champ) is "The most electrifying man in sports entertainment." However he has been absent from the sports entertainment arena now for far too long and his presence is greatly missed. Now disturbing news has reached the eyes and ears of wrestling fans everywhere...his contract has not been renewed! How can it be that this great athlete and terrific showman was allowed to slip away so easily? If Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson were back in the WWE it would be a benefit to all. He brings fun and intensity to the WWE and has many fans who would love to have him back in his rightful home. Whether entertaining with a mic or with his athletic ability he gets positive feedback each time. In addition The Rock is a true humanitarian who during his wrestlng career reached out often to terminally ill children by fullfilling their "wishes" to meet him. If you would please sign this petition it would be greatly appreciated by all. We need to show Vince McMahon and the WWE that The Rock is still popular and will bring in the fans. He is an all around great guy who loves the WWE and his fans. Please sign this petition and bring The Rock back to the WWE. We would like to send this petition to the WWE by 3/17/05 so they have it prior to Wrestlemania XXI. Please pass this information on so we get as many signatures as possible before the deadline. Thank you.
TerranRich
02-23-2005, 12:53 PM
I really don't see the point of this petition.
1. The Rock is happy with his movie career. Do you think a petition will change his or the WWE's minds?
2. Like a few people have said, the door is wide open for Rock to make a few apperances in WWE. They've already said that they'll be willing to brng the Rock back a few times here and there. Therefore, a petition is pointless.
It seems as though the creators of the petition are under the false impression that Rock was released and is banned from WWE or something. Get a clue, really.
Kane Knight
02-23-2005, 02:46 PM
I really don't see the point of this petition.
1. The Rock is happy with his movie career. Do you think a petition will change his or the WWE's minds?
2. Like a few people have said, the door is wide open for Rock to make a few apperances in WWE. They've already said that they'll be willing to brng the Rock back a few times here and there. Therefore, a petition is pointless.
It seems as though the creators of the petition are under the false impression that Rock was released and is banned from WWE or something. Get a clue, really.
1. Actually, it MIGHT change the WWE's mind (Although the odds are long against this working any better than "SAVE TAZ(z)"), but it's not really telling them anything they don't already know. Rocky's over bigtime, and a lot of people want him back.
However, the important point is that it's being sent to the WWE, and they have 0 say in this matter. It's Meester Johnson's call, and I doubt he's oblivious as to the millions (and MILLIONS) of the Rock's fans who want him back wrestling.
2. A deal like Foley's would make more sense for the Rock anyway. If the Rock decides to come back, he certainly will, and he'd certainly be welcomed back by both the fans and the WWE.
3. Anyone want to see the Rock show up in court as Lesnar pleads his case and just see him Rock Bottom Brock through the Judge's bench? That last one was way off the subject...
Corkscrewed
02-23-2005, 02:58 PM
I'd love to see that last one. But then again, you know Judge Judy will get involved. Which means Buff will come in, try to bulldog someone, and break his neck or something.
Rockgurl
02-23-2005, 04:51 PM
Exactly.
So what if the Rock will or might be at WMXXI? That doesn't mean he's returning to the WWE, any more than Pete Rose is becoming a full time wrestler.
Meanwhile, you can't petition Vince to bring back the Rock. It's not like he FIRED him. They parted ways on semi-aimiable terms. If the Rock want to come back, he'll come back. If you don't want the Rock in Hollywood, don't go to any of his movies. The worse his movies sell, the more likely he is to return.
Still, if you're a huge Rock fan, you should want him to succeed, not to be some petty little bitch or snotty princess.
What the f*ck :wtf: ? When did I say I don't support his movie career? I love his movies and I want him to continue making more movies because that's what he wants to do. I just want him to continue to make appearances in the WWE. If he decides someday that he totally wants to leave it, I'll still support him. It's his life and he should be able to do what he wants to do. In his recent interviews, he has been saying that he's hurt that the WWE and Vince didn't bring up the contract renewal and that he has always wanted to remain a part of it in some way. That's what he wants to do, and that's what I want him to do. If you have read the latest news, Vince and The Rock are trying to resolve the situation. I don't know where you got the idea of me not wanting him to succeed. I'm the one who's always arguing with stupid people who call him a sellout and think that he shouldn't leave the WWE for Hollywood. He should do what he wants! So, don't call me a little bitch, because you're the bitch around here :rant: !
The Naitch
02-23-2005, 05:00 PM
I love Ze Cock. His next movie "Duke Nukem 3D" will be off the hizzie! It's great that The Cock can still work full-time in Caption-Entertainment and still manage to do his movies. That's a reason why The Cock is better than The Rock. As for Rockgurl, she's an idiot. I will be waiting for NCW Hindenburg Havoc when The Cock wins the NCW Championship, according to internet rumours, he will be winning it. I'm gonna call up all my girlfriends and we will be BUSTING OUT our Cock t-shirts, and we will be watching the PPV in the living room. God I love The Cock. Plus, I'm going to start a petition to allow The Cock to be on BOTH shows: NCW Nazi Nitro and TNA RAW IS RATINGS. I have trouble getting the NCW shows because I live in a trailer park and my mother is a crack addict, so if Cock can be on TNA again, I can finally see him Layeth The Captioneth Down on The Mark Foundation, MVP and The Naitch
Thank you for your kind words. These are tears of joy ---> :'(
jerichoholic169
02-23-2005, 05:11 PM
why should WWE give a contract to a guy who is not going to be around for most of the year and just makes sporadic appearances?? it makes perfect business sense to me. just pay him when he appears. hopefully that's what they'll sort out.
as for petitions, they simply don't work. we all know how much vince etc hate the internet so its screwed!!
SuperSlim
02-23-2005, 05:35 PM
just the fact that this thing is still runnin is funny enough
Gerard
02-23-2005, 06:36 PM
Online petitions get taken soo seriously. *cough*
LOL Cockgurl should be the president of The Cock-lover fanclub.
Danny Electric
02-23-2005, 07:09 PM
I love this girl
Seriously I do, will you marry me?
Danny Electric
02-23-2005, 07:17 PM
"I think I love you so what am I afraid of..."
Come on everybody lets sing to Rockgurl.
"Baby,baby I'll get on my knees for you"
Kane Knight
02-23-2005, 07:30 PM
I'd love to see that last one. But then again, you know Judge Judy will get involved. Which means Buff will come in, try to bulldog someone, and break his neck or something.
:love:
Maybe Kane can reprise his "Stoner" streak by Tombstoning Judge Judy. Though technically she's not a woman, and I bet she sells like Bobcore for a rookie.
Kane Knight
02-23-2005, 07:39 PM
What the f*ck :wtf: ? When did I say I don't support his movie career?
I was speaking hypothetically, dumbass.
Especially considering the comments he's made on working both the WWE and Hollywood at once.
I just want him to continue to make appearances in the WWE.
You mean, like he's already done? :wtf:
In his recent interviews, he has been saying that he's hurt that the WWE and Vince didn't bring up the contract renewal and that he has always wanted to remain a part of it in some way. That's what he wants to do, and that's what I want him to do. If you have read the latest news, Vince and The Rock are trying to resolve the situation.
So? He's not going to end up under contract in any real way. Look at Foley. I've read the news, I'm taking it with a grain of salt. A lot of what you said is shit, probably dug up from bullshit sites anyway, what is true is mostly RUMOUR.
I understand you're stupid, but please, try and at least be discerning.
I don't know where you got the idea of me not wanting him to succeed. I'm the one who's always arguing with stupid people who call him a sellout and think that he shouldn't leave the WWE for Hollywood. He should do what he wants!
Then why sign this petition? Did you READ it? "Bring him back home where he belongs!" They're not looking for an occasional appearance, fuckwit. Why endorse (and further, spread around) a petition that expresses views you clearly don't have?
Or are you just trying to backtrack now?
So, don't call me a little bitch, because you're the bitch around here :rant: !
Sorry, you're still a whiny little bitch. Go back to your Kidz Bop CDs.
PorkSoda
02-23-2005, 08:23 PM
:rofl: This thread is hilarious :rofl:
Loose Cannon
02-23-2005, 09:21 PM
LOL at Kidz Bop reference. :lol:
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 04:31 PM
I was speaking hypothetically, dumbass.
Especially considering the comments he's made on working both the WWE and Hollywood at once.
You mean, like he's already done? :wtf:
So? He's not going to end up under contract in any real way. Look at Foley. I've read the news, I'm taking it with a grain of salt. A lot of what you said is shit, probably dug up from bullshit sites anyway, what is true is mostly RUMOUR.
I understand you're stupid, but please, try and at least be discerning.
Then why sign this petition? Did you READ it? "Bring him back home where he belongs!" They're not looking for an occasional appearance, fuckwit. Why endorse (and further, spread around) a petition that expresses views you clearly don't have?
Or are you just trying to backtrack now?
Sorry, you're still a whiny little bitch. Go back to your Kidz Bop CDs.
No, everything YOU said is bull shit! I don't think it matters what you say since you are an asshole and a stupid little bitch. I don't listen to any Kidz Bop CDs. :rofl: Lmao! You must listen to them since you know they exist :shifty: That was so random. Dumbass! :lol:
Loose Cannon
02-24-2005, 04:32 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol:
Loose Cannon
02-24-2005, 04:32 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SuperSlim
02-24-2005, 04:37 PM
No, everything YOU said is bull shit! I don't think it matters what you say since you are an asshole and a stupid little bitch. I don't listen to any Kidz Bop CDs. :rofl: Lmao! You must listen to them since you know they exist :shifty: That was so random. Dumbass! :lol:
hey :wave:
if you were a few years older then...nah
goodbye :wave:
Loose Cannon
02-24-2005, 04:37 PM
<MARQUEE right scroll> :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: </MARQUEE>
<MARQUEE right scrollROCKY SUCKS ROCKY SUCKS</MARQUEE>
<MARQUEE left scroll> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: </MARQUEE>
SuperSlim
02-24-2005, 04:38 PM
<MARQUEE right scrollROCKY SUCKS COCKY RULES</MARQUEE>
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/laughing/yelrotflmao.gif
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif
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asphyXy
02-24-2005, 04:41 PM
Rockgirl comes off as one of those stalker chicks that looks through your bedroom window every night after you break up with her. I don't know why, but I think I'm right on this one.
asphyXy
02-24-2005, 04:41 PM
Rockgurl*
Sorry, forgot to make a typo.
Fignuts
02-24-2005, 04:42 PM
Ha ha. The rock would probably hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.
Loose Cannon
02-24-2005, 04:44 PM
<MARQUEE right scroll> :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: </MARQUEE>
<MARQUEE right scrollDIE ROCKY DIE.................... DIE ROCKY DIE</MARQUEE>
<MARQUEE left scroll> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: </MARQUEE>
Volchok
02-24-2005, 04:56 PM
this thread is the best.. i cant believe its still going...
asphyXy
02-24-2005, 04:58 PM
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SuperSlim
02-24-2005, 04:58 PM
it's just funny that's all... and to think I think she was serious at the beginnin
Fignuts
02-24-2005, 05:00 PM
At the beginning? She's still serious now. Besides, how do you know it's a she and not a homo. Actually it's probably Rhiannon.
If you REALLY wanted what's right for The Rock, you should start a petition for him to go to TNA. He could be over HUGE there. Their biggest draw, he'd be in the spotlight at all times. He'd be bigger than Jarrett! Start that petition! In WWE he's just going to job himself out. At least in TNA they'd treat him how he should be treated, as a LARGER THAN LIFE icon! He'd win every match! He'd go on a Goldberg-esq streak! He'd rule the wrestling WORLD!
:shifty:
SuperSlim
02-24-2005, 05:08 PM
At the beginning? She's still serious now. Besides, how do you know it's a she and not a homo. Actually it's probably Rhiannon.
well I'm just assumin it's a young girl and I don't think Rhi would do somethin this dumb. matter of fact I'm sure Rhi wouldn't try somethin like this.
Volchok
02-24-2005, 05:21 PM
yeah shes not smart enough to...
Funky Fly
02-24-2005, 05:42 PM
I was gonna close this and say something like "Ok, we've had our fun, kids", but nah.
CARRY ON!
SuperSlim
02-24-2005, 05:44 PM
yay... but now we need more stuff to mock and make fun of
tucsonspeed6
02-24-2005, 05:54 PM
*Vince arrives at his office one morning to find a note left on his desk by his personal secretary. He reads it and quickly dials his phone.*
Vince: "Yeah, Babs, about that note....uh huh.....listen, call in the boys. We're gonna have an impromptu meeting in my office. Yeah, thanks babe." *Waves his hand in the air as though smacking an invisable ass*
---Later---
*Vince sits in his office with many of the head honchos of the WWE. The internal memo is being passed around the room as an intern loads up an email.*
Vince: Ladies and gentlemen, early this morning, we recieved an annonimous email.
Intern: It's ready sir... *The intern turns the screen so everyone can see. On the screen appears a list of 37 names....all apparent rock fans (except one guy who mistakenly signed the list with an angry letter to santa, furious that the jolly bastard didn't help Shawn Michaels find his smile...)*
Everyone in the room: "GASP!!!"
Vince: "I know. It seems that we were mistaken in terminating Mr. Johnson from the staff"
Steph: "Who's that?"
Vince: ".............The Rock." *Vince opens his desk drawer and pulls out a dildo that he hands to Steph. "Here, sweetheart, go play somewhere while us tall people talk a bit."
Steph: "YAY!!!" *And she runs off so I don't have to talk about her anymore in this spoof*
HHH: "I swear, dad, this is total bull! I bet half of those signatures are double dippers! Rock can't draw anymore! They're just playing with the numbers...just like when they say that our Neilson Ratings represent the quality of the product! I shouldn't have to tell you again just how few of those boxes are out there..."
Vince: "No, Jean....I think this one is legit. It has to be. It came from a website that has nothing but half naked pictures of the man. These people are HARDCORE FANS! We can't piss off our strongest fanbase."
*The others all ponder the thought for a moment as Vince begins stuffing a gunneysac with fist-fulls of cash.*
Vince: "Ok, Shane...he liked you best. I want you to do daddy proud and get him back... Just pretend you're me and he's Stone Cold!"
Shane: "I'll do my best pop!"
The Naitch
02-24-2005, 06:00 PM
I want Rockgurl to post her pic, so say for example, if she looks like Molly Holly, I can use Molly pics for Cockgurl captions. If she looks like Dawn Marie, I could use Dawn pics for Cockgurl captions. If she looks like Jazz....ah fuck that, I will not use Jazz for captions
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:08 PM
Lol! Good one tucson. That was funny, in a dumb way...
And oh yeah, about the TNA petition: Hell NO! TNA sucks! He'll never go from a big company like WWE down to TNA. That would be dumb. Lol, he'll be huge? Well, obviously! He's huge in the WWE, so obviously he's going to be over huge in TNA! Dumbass!
By the way, I am a girl. I don't know why you guys are questioning that. Is there even another girl on this forum? Have you ever had another girl on this forum??? Maybe that's why you can't believe that I'm actually a girl.
Funky Fly
02-24-2005, 06:12 PM
Ahahahahaha, I am so glad I left this open. In fact...
*mod magic*
SuperSlim
02-24-2005, 06:13 PM
yeah don't use Jazz... that would suck
The Naitch
02-24-2005, 06:13 PM
http://img104.exs.cx/img104/7937/11mn.jpg
Cock: Cruising down the street in my 6-4. Jocking the bitches, knockin the....
http://img104.exs.cx/img104/8990/26ck.jpg
Cock: Aloha Mama, you came here to touch The Cock, right? What is your name?
Girl: I am the infamous COCKGURL! I also go by the name Rockgurl.
*Fans boo the shit out of Cockgurl*
Cockgurl: I came here to ask you to sign my petition. To be on both shows. TNA RAW IS RATINGS and NCW Nazi Nitro. So will you sign it please?
http://img104.exs.cx/img104/8232/34gw.jpg
Cock: Sure thing mama....
http://img104.exs.cx/img104/8283/43eh.jpg
Cock: DENIED!
http://img104.exs.cx/img104/1627/50pl.jpg
Cock: Who let this weirdo backstage? I'm gonna have to talk to Big CosaNostra about that....
tucsonspeed6
02-24-2005, 06:13 PM
Lol! Good one tucson. That was funny, in a dumb way...
Rocky fan, eh? Then you'll probably enjoy my catchphrase.
"THAT'S TS6 TO YOU, BITCH!"
Now buy my T-shirt and use my half naked pic for your sig. You know you want to!
Edit: BTW, never speak directly to me again, ho. From now on you will speak to me through my invisible friend, "Master Muhhhunguhhh buhh" He doesn't really exist, but that's ok...I'm sure you'll find him quite charming and he'll fit in well with your other posse of Half-naked Rock drones.
SuperSlim
02-24-2005, 06:14 PM
Lol! Good one tucson. That was funny, in a dumb way...
And oh yeah, about the TNA petition: Hell NO! TNA sucks! He'll never go from a big company like WWE down to TNA. That would be dumb. Lol, he'll be huge? Well, obviously! He's huge in the WWE, so obviously he's going to be over huge in TNA! Dumbass!
By the way, I am a girl. I don't know why you guys are questioning that. Is there even another girl on this forum? Have you ever had another girl on this forum??? Maybe that's why you can't believe that I'm actually a girl.
we got girls here... you just seem like some guy paradin to be a girl
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:19 PM
we got girls here... you just seem like some guy paradin to be a girl
Lol! This is hilarious! Why do I seem like a guy?
Naitch, I'm not Cockgurl!!! :rant: STFU.
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:21 PM
Rocky fan, eh? Then you'll probably enjoy my catchphrase.
"THAT'S TS6 TO YOU, BITCH!"
Now buy my T-shirt and use my half naked pic for your sig. You know you want to!
Edit: BTW, never speak directly to me again, ho. From now on you will speak to me through my invisible friend, "Master Muhhhunguhhh buhh" He doesn't really exist, but that's ok...I'm sure you'll find him quite charming and he'll fit in well with your other posse of Half-naked Rock drones.
Lmao! You've got an imaginary friend. Hahaha!
Lol! Good one tucson. That was funny, in a dumb way...
And oh yeah, about the TNA petition: Hell NO! TNA sucks! He'll never go from a big company like WWE down to TNA. That would be dumb. Lol, he'll be huge? Well, obviously! He's huge in the WWE, so obviously he's going to be over huge in TNA! Dumbass!
I see we haven't learned the concept of sarcasm yet. I thought the ':shifty: ' was a dead give away.
Anyway, he shouldn't go to TNA... He should go to Ring of Honor and team with Mick Foley. I mean, the Rock and Sock Connection in another promotion? I smell ticket and DVD sales!
:shifty:*
*NOTE THE SMILEY
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:23 PM
I see we haven't learned the concept of sarcasm yet. I thought the ':shifty: ' was a dead give away.
Anyway, he shouldn't go to TNA... He should go to Ring of Honor and team with Mick Foley. I mean, the Rock and Sock Connection in another promotion? I smell ticket and DVD sales!
:shifty:*
*NOTE THE SMILEY
Lol! Stupid.
Innovator
02-24-2005, 06:23 PM
who stickied this?
I'm guessing you missed the whole mod magic, a few posts back. - FF :cool:
SuperSlim
02-24-2005, 06:23 PM
Lol! This is hilarious! Why do I seem like a guy?
Naitch, I'm not Cockgurl!!! :rant: STFU.
well generally girls are more polite... which you ain't.
and well act a lot smarter... which you ain't.
less irritable and annoying... but you are both
You just seem like a guy that wants so badly to be a girl that you ahve to resort to pretendin on a board to be a girl. if not then prove it... post a pic of yourself.
SuperSlim
02-24-2005, 06:24 PM
who stickied this?
LC or FF... come on man this thread is priceless :rofl:
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 06:24 PM
This got Stickied? [Stuck?]
That's the funniest shit I've ever heard...
Today..
The Naitch
02-24-2005, 06:24 PM
http://img104.exs.cx/img104/7682/cockgurl6je.jpg
*Cockgurl is seen here, hopping on the Highspots.com bandwagon*
http://img104.exs.cx/img104/9648/c25zc.jpg
*Cockgurl pays the ultimate price for it. Plus shipping and handling*
asphyXy
02-24-2005, 06:26 PM
Rockgurl probably gets no attention from males outside of TPWW due to her outlandish personality and her hilarious superiority complex, and the females she does associate with only associate with her because they go to the same psychiatric counselor.
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 06:27 PM
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe!
Get your Cock away from me RockGurl..
asphyXy
02-24-2005, 06:27 PM
If I am in any way wrong, ______.
Well, I'm not. No need to finish that sentence.
SuperSlim
02-24-2005, 06:29 PM
I still have my doubts to her bein a girl
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:30 PM
well generally girls are more polite... which you ain't.
and well act a lot smarter... which you ain't.
less irritable and annoying... but you are both
You just seem like a guy that wants so badly to be a girl that you ahve to resort to pretendin on a board to be a girl. if not then prove it... post a pic of yourself.
Lol! Girls are only polite to people who are polite to them, not to asses like you! And I'm very smart, just because you said I'm dumb, doesn't make me dumb. It's obvious that you are the dumbass. I'm annoying :-\ ? Then what are you? :lol: You're just posting this crap because you want so badly for me to post a pic of myself, which won't happen. :yes: You can write that I'm not a girl all you want because it's not going to change anything. Keep wasting your time hun :D.
The Naitch
02-24-2005, 06:30 PM
she's probably a girl. Just young, dumb and full of cum
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:33 PM
Rockgurl probably gets no attention from males outside of TPWW due to her outlandish personality and her hilarious superiority complex, and the females she does associate with only associate with her because they go to the same psychiatric counselor.
Lmao! That's hilarious. I don't get attention from males outside of this forum? Hahahahahaha. That's the funniest shit I've ever heard! I do get attention and they are not asses like you.
SuperSlim
02-24-2005, 06:33 PM
Lol! Girls are only polite to people who are polite to them, not to asses like you! And I'm very smart, just because you said I'm dumb, doesn't make me dumb. It's obvious that you are the dumbass. I'm annoying :-\ ? Then what are you? :lol: You're just posting this crap because you want so badly for me to post a pic of myself, which won't happen. :yes: You can write that I'm not a girl all you want because it's not going to change anything. Keep wasting your time hun :D.
ummm... yeah sure.
and I don't think we would really want to see an ugly hoss as yourself anyway so keep it to yourself. You are quite the attention whore though. You are lovin this. I bet noone notices you at your school. You are the outcast. The loner. The one no one cares about.
Do you want a friend?
The Naitch
02-24-2005, 06:34 PM
http://img104.exs.cx/img104/4139/hurricanemolly22jq.jpg
Cockgurl and The Answer (refuses to post his pic,hence the mask)
SuperSlim
02-24-2005, 06:35 PM
such a darling couple
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:36 PM
she's probably a girl. Just young, dumb and full of cum
I'm not dumb. You think you're better looking than the Rock. Now that's what makes YOU dumb. I'm a 16 year old girl, and it's better than being a 50 year old man like you!
The Naitch
02-24-2005, 06:37 PM
sorry, that was my midlife crisis talking, since I'm 50 years old and all. I'm Loose Cannon's father, by the way :y:
SuperSlim
02-24-2005, 06:37 PM
I'm not dumb. You think you're better looking than the Rock. Now that's what makes YOU dumb. I'm a 16 year old girl, and it's better than being a 50 year old man like you!
Ok that was pretty dumb
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:39 PM
ummm... yeah sure.
and I don't think we would really want to see an ugly hoss as yourself anyway so keep it to yourself. You are quite the attention whore though. You are lovin this. I bet noone notices you at your school. You are the outcast. The loner. The one no one cares about.
Do you want a friend?
No thanks. I don't want an ass to be my friend. :rofl: You think I'm the loner? I have more friends than your fat ass can have in his dreams. Omg, this is funny!!! :lol:
Kane Knight
02-24-2005, 06:40 PM
No, everything YOU said is bull shit! I don't think it matters what you say since you are an asshole and a stupid little bitch. I don't listen to any Kidz Bop CDs. :rofl: Lmao! You must listen to them since you know they exist :shifty: That was so random. Dumbass! :lol:
I'm just quoting this to laugh at your utterly stupid comeback.
The Naitch
02-24-2005, 06:41 PM
this thread will be archived sooner or later
Kane Knight
02-24-2005, 06:41 PM
<marquee right="" scroll=""> :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: </marquee>
<marquee right="" scroll="">ROCKY SUCKS ROCKY SUCKS</marquee>
<marquee left="" scroll=""> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: </marquee>
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Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:42 PM
Ok that was pretty dumb
Wow, this is coming from a dumbass like yourself :eek:.
Marcyo
02-24-2005, 06:42 PM
Funky Fly. Thanks for stickying this. Thanks forever.
Eunos
02-24-2005, 06:43 PM
yeah lets bring Don maruco back
Marcyo
02-24-2005, 06:45 PM
Are you a Virgin?
yeah.
:shifty:
oh, that one wasn't for me.
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:45 PM
Are you a Virgin?
Lmao :rofl:! What the fuck :wtf:? Where did that come from?
The Naitch
02-24-2005, 06:45 PM
I'm willing to bet she's obese as well. With fat girls, their pussies tend to stink more often because of their overworked sweat glands
Eunos
02-24-2005, 06:45 PM
sorry
Kane Knight
02-24-2005, 06:46 PM
http://img104.exs.cx/img104/4139/hurricanemolly22jq.jpg
Cockgurl and The Answer (refuses to post his pic,hence the mask)
I thouyht it was just his spandex fetish.
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:46 PM
yeah lets bring Don maruco back
Wow, what an idiot! :lol:
Kane Knight
02-24-2005, 06:47 PM
No thanks. I don't want an ass to be my friend. :rofl:
About the closest you'll come to having a friend. That or a 45 year old trucker named Bubba, who likes little boys like you...:)
Funky Fly
02-24-2005, 06:48 PM
Are you retarded? 5 year olds have better come backs than you do. I know, because AssMan proves it every time he posts.
Kane Knight
02-24-2005, 06:49 PM
yeah.
:shifty:
oh, that one wasn't for me.
Wanna fix that? :naughty:
Awww, fuck, who'm I kidding. I'm impotent.
Though Cockgurl (sic) is probably well hung.
The Naitch
02-24-2005, 06:49 PM
I thouyht it was just his spandex fetish.
that too. And pantyhose...
Kane Knight
02-24-2005, 06:49 PM
Are you retarded? 5 year olds have better come backs than you do. I know, because AssMan proves it every time he posts.
That was LOW.
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:49 PM
I'm willing to bet she's obese as well. With fat girls, their pussies tend to stink more often because of their overworked sweat glands
Lol :lol: I'm obese? Wow :eek:! You've smelled fat girls' pussies??? EW, I knew you were dumb, but you're disgusting as well!
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:52 PM
About the closest you'll come to having a friend. That or a 45 year old trucker named Bubba, who likes little boys like you...:)
What the fuck :eek:? You keep getting dumber every minute.
Kane Knight
02-24-2005, 06:52 PM
Lol :lol: I'm obese
See? Confession is good for the soul. Now do we understand why the Rock hasn't commented since you sent him those nudes?
tucsonspeed6
02-24-2005, 06:52 PM
Lmao! You've got an imaginary friend. Hahaha!
Ah, you've failed to notice the fact that I had that one covered in my original post. See, I knew you would say "LOL, you have an imaginary friend" so I pointed out that he would fit in well with the dozens of imaginary half-naked Rock fans that you seem to have accumulated upon your breif stay here. And again, I must restate the necessity of you speaking to Master Muhhhunguhh buhh, as your own personal posts towards me shame yourself before the courts.
PS: Boy, I sure wish I could impress the opposite sex like you do! The men around here just fight each other off to get to your love muffin.
Hmm...speaking of which, I should probably water that tumbleweed.....in the back yard..... [/cliché pointing out the probable and very certain fact that you are most likely a virgin due to your very apparent belly bulge/adam's apple/acne/reproductive organs that smell like rotten milk mixed with day old vomit/any combination of the above and the very lovable personality that you've shown us all]
Awaits comeback...spoken through Muhhhunguhh buhh of course.
Kane Knight
02-24-2005, 06:53 PM
What the fuck :eek:? You keep getting dumber every minute.
Yeah, it's true. I get concussions from falling out of my chair when I read the dumb shit you spout.
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 06:56 PM
Fat girls are fun, man.. don't bash them.. the jiggle of their ass is sort of... hypnotic..
Yours however, CockGurl.. is just sickening..
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:56 PM
See? Confession is good for the soul. Now do we understand why the Rock hasn't commented since you sent him those nudes?
Lol! You poor little blind kid. That's funny. Quoting some of my post and writing shit like this. You got quite an imagination. You disgusting perv. :lol:
The Naitch
02-24-2005, 06:57 PM
Chicken Soup for The Cockgurl's Soul
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 06:59 PM
Fat girls are fun, man.. don't bash them.. the jiggle of their ass is sort of... hypnotic..
Yours however, CockGurl.. is just sickening..
I'm not fat, but you've got a nice imagination though. You sick freak!
Splaya
02-24-2005, 07:00 PM
Online petitions never work, so why even bother?
So then why in the blue hell have we stickied this :?:
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 07:01 PM
That's not fat? Man... that shit seeping through my windows must be the neighbors dog..
asphyXy
02-24-2005, 07:01 PM
asl rockgurl
44/m/pakistan and i have pix
Marcyo
02-24-2005, 07:02 PM
So then why in the blue hell have we stickied this :?:
cuz this is the funniest thread ever. :D
Mike the Metal Ed
02-24-2005, 07:02 PM
Blaze Bayley will show you the way, Rockgurl.
http://img182.exs.cx/img182/5949/blazefoff29pc.jpg
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:03 PM
asl rockgurl
44/m/pakistan and i have pix
You seriously 44?
asphyXy
02-24-2005, 07:04 PM
yes maam do you want to see my pix i have nudes of my pets too
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 07:04 PM
Wow.. at first.. CockGurl was funny.. and annoying.. now he's just a dumbass..
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:04 PM
Blaze Bayley will show you the way, Rockgurl.
http://img182.exs.cx/img182/5949/blazefoff29pc.jpg
No, you go fuck your boyfriend.
asphyXy
02-24-2005, 07:04 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HardKore UK again.
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 07:05 PM
Best.Comeback.Ever.
Bad Company
02-24-2005, 07:05 PM
Haven't you seen Harold and asphyXy go to white castle?
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:05 PM
yes maam do you want to see my pix i have nudes of my pets too
Ew, no thanks. You are sick.
The Naitch
02-24-2005, 07:07 PM
So when's this petition going to go to Vince McMahon? :shifty:
tucsonspeed6
02-24-2005, 07:07 PM
Ok, I just IMed the Rock and told him you like him, and he wanted to know what you looked like so I told him and here's what he said and stuff!
Itdoesntmatter_696969 says:"I don't like fat chicks."
Aww...I guess he doesn't like you anymore. I'm sure you'll find some pervert around here who will want you though. Just ask around. Being perverts I'm sure they'll like a fat chick such as yourself. I know for a fact that Kane Knight keeps a spare toilet seat around just in case a fat Rock fan breaks his normal one.
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 07:08 PM
Ew, no thanks.. I'd rather sex up MiguelBahena
Who wouldn't baby?
http://www.takdroppet.se/lgh4212/ugly.jpg
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:09 PM
So when's this petition going to go to Vince McMahon? :shifty:
It was written on the petition, you dumbass! I think it said March 17. I don't think there's any need for it anymore since Vince plans to fix the situation, and Rock will probably be at WM. He's not actually done with the WWE. :D
asphyXy
02-24-2005, 07:11 PM
So you posted this topic because... ?
Marcyo
02-24-2005, 07:11 PM
Who wouldn't baby?
http://www.takdroppet.se/lgh4212/ugly.jpg
:naughty:
:shifty: jk nevermind
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 07:12 PM
Erm.. yesh indeedly mother fucking doo..
Or in RockGurl's native tounge..
PHooOOD PHORE MEH!
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:13 PM
Ok, I just IMed the Rock and told him you like him, and he wanted to know what you looked like so I told him and here's what he said and stuff!
Aww...I guess he doesn't like you anymore. I'm sure you'll find some pervert around here who will want you though. Just ask around. Being perverts I'm sure they'll like a fat chick such as yourself. I know for a fact that Kane Knight keeps a spare toilet seat around just in case a fat Rock fan breaks his normal one.
Lmao :rofl:. You fucking retard! You will only chat with the Rock in your dreams. I don't care if you think I'm fat, because I'm not :)! So, keep making an ass out of yourself.
And Miguel, stop adding stuff into my posts. It's pretty dumb.
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:14 PM
So you posted this topic because... ?
I posted it before I read that news you dumbass. Try to use your brain sometimes, if you have one :roll: .
tucsonspeed6
02-24-2005, 07:14 PM
It was written on the petition, you dumbass! I think it said March 17. I don't think there's any need for it anymore since Vince plans to fix the situation, and Rock will probably be at WM. He's not actually done with the WWE. :D
HOLD ON A MINUTE! You mean to tell me that prior to six pages of us making your fat ass look like it's under the ownership of a complete retard could have been eliminated if you had just said a couple of hours ago that you already knew that the petition was completely unnecessary?!?! WHAT A DIPSHIT!
Bad Company
02-24-2005, 07:15 PM
Hey Baby. I look exactly the same as the rock, also he lived in New Zealand for a while, and I live in New Zealand. So we're probably related.
Wanna hook up? I don't mind a little cushion for the push in ;)
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:15 PM
HOLD ON A MINUTE! You mean to tell me that prior to six pages of us making your fat ass look like it's under the ownership of a complete retard could have been eliminated if you had just said a couple of hours ago that you already knew that the petition was completely unnecessary?!?! WHAT A DIPSHIT!
Lmao :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 07:15 PM
Lmao :rofl:. You fucking retard! You will only chat with the Rock in your dreams. I don't care if you think I'm fat, because I KNOW I am :)! So, keep making an ass out of yourself... so I can then devour it and make a petition for it to return to the WWE
And Miguel, keep adding stuff into my posts. It's pretty sexeh you bucktoothed bitch.
-cough-
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:17 PM
Hey Baby. I look exactly the same as the rock, also he lived in New Zealand for a while, and I live in New Zealand. So we're probably related.
Wanna hook up? I don't mind a little cushion for the push in ;)
Yeah, sure you look like The Rock :shifty: But no thanks, I don't want to hook up with you. Idiot.
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:18 PM
-cough-
Fucking retard :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Mike the Metal Ed
02-24-2005, 07:19 PM
Now we've established that Rockgurl is an idiot and her stupid petition was pointless and the Rock will be back in WWE on a temporary basis like he has since 2003, can I use this thread to post more Maiden pictures?
http://www.maidenfan.theblog.com.br/Nicko%20McBrain%2013.jpg
Marcyo
02-24-2005, 07:19 PM
zzzzz.
Funky Fly. Please. De-stick this thread. Rockgurl. Everybody hates you cuz your a fat chick. Shut up.
Bad Company
02-24-2005, 07:19 PM
I'm not an idiot baby... I'm just looking to stirr your porridge :naughty:
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 07:20 PM
God damn you CockGurl..
PM from CockGurl
Hey, stop being a dip shit, I AM a chick and I'll prove it!!! Here's a picture of me! Don't show it on the forum though.. I don't want them to know how fat I am..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/Calli93/Scan0015_0015.jpg
My eyes.. they art burning.. No wait..
That chick's kinda hot...
asphyXy
02-24-2005, 07:20 PM
I posted it before I read that news you dumbass. Try to use your brain sometimes, if you have one :roll: .
So every time I hear any wrestling news, I should post it? Even if it's as trivial as the garbage you posted?
You can't be serious, darling.
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:21 PM
zzzzz.
Funky Fly. Please. De-stick this thread. Rockgurl. Everybody hates you cuz your a fat chick. Shut up.
I don't give a damn if you hate me, because I hate you too :). And I'm not a fat chick, so shut up.
The Naitch
02-24-2005, 07:22 PM
told you she was fat
asphyXy
02-24-2005, 07:22 PM
ROCKGURL IS MADE OF ROCKS.
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 07:23 PM
Yes you are, don't deny it. Fat is kinda sexy in a way..
In the way that having your testicles removed through your anal cavity is enjoyable..
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:23 PM
God damn you CockGurl..
PM from CockGurl
My eyes.. they art burning.. No wait..
That chick's kinda hot...
EW, is that your sister? You are really a retard.
Marcyo
02-24-2005, 07:23 PM
I don't give a damn if you hate me, because I hate you too :). And I'm not a fat chick, I'm a guy, so shut up.
HA! i knew it
Bad Company
02-24-2005, 07:24 PM
Yeah, sure you look like The Rock :shifty: But no thanks, I don't want to hook up with you. Idiot.
:naughty:
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:24 PM
Yes you are, don't deny it. Fat is kinda sexy in a way..
In the way that having your testicles removed through your anal cavity is enjoyable..
You've experienced that, huh :naughty: ?
tucsonspeed6
02-24-2005, 07:25 PM
THis says what I've been wanting to say to Rockgurl all night...
http://public.www.planetmirror.com/pub/engrish/ttt_captions/80-100/two-towers-06.jpg
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:25 PM
HA! i knew it
Lol :rofl:
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 07:26 PM
A fat chick, yes.
Testicles removed from my anal cavity, yes.
But they soon retreated back to their hiding place when they saw your pic.
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:26 PM
:naughty:
Lol, how dumb can you get? :rofl: By the way, that's one sexy face on an ugly body.
tucsonspeed6
02-24-2005, 07:27 PM
Is that really her pic? Dude, she is fat!
asphyXy
02-24-2005, 07:27 PM
I AM ON THE INTERNET!
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:27 PM
A fat chick, yes.
Testicles removed from my anal cavity, yes.
But they soon retreated back to their hiding place when they saw your pic.
Lmao :rofl:
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 07:28 PM
Lol, how dumb can you get? :rofl: By the way, that's one sexy face on an ugly body.
The fuck are you talking about!? That WHOLE package is sexy bitch.. :naughty:
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:29 PM
Is that really her pic? Dude, she is fat!
Lol :lol:. First of all, I don't have red hair. Second, I'm not white. And finally, I'm not fat :rant:!
Bad Company
02-24-2005, 07:30 PM
Lol, how dumb can you get? :rofl: By the way, that's one sexy face on an ugly body.
I updated the pic to make it a little more risque ;)
I know you'll like it
asphyXy
02-24-2005, 07:30 PM
You're not white. THAT EXPLAINS IT!
RACIST!
RACIST!
RACIST!
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:30 PM
The fuck are you talking about!? That WHOLE package is sexy bitch.. :naughty:
What the fuck are YOU talking about? :wtf:
tucsonspeed6
02-24-2005, 07:31 PM
So why hasn't Rockgurl spoken to her adoring masses about these ugly rumors that have been floating around after the release of pictures of her that resemble Kirstie Alley?
M. Banana
02-24-2005, 07:31 PM
That's soooo her.. I mean.. look at that fucking picture.
1) She's fat
2) She almost looks like a dude
3) She's exposing her fat, nasty breasts
4) Her large penis is in fact covering up part of the camera..
Dude.. it's gotta be her..
Erm.. him.
Marcyo
02-24-2005, 07:31 PM
Lol :lol:. First of all, I don't have red hair. Second, I'm not white. And finally, I'm not fat :rant:!
I still believe you are a guy.
....
or maybe you were a guy. :shifty:
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:31 PM
You're not white. THAT EXPLAINS IT!
RACIST!
RACIST!
RACIST!
What the hell :shifty:?
tucsonspeed6
02-24-2005, 07:32 PM
http://www.disaster-area.org/weis/manheimbook.jpg
Got it.
Kane Knight
02-24-2005, 07:33 PM
Lol! You poor little blind kid. That's funny. Quoting some of my post and writing shit like this. You got quite an imagination. You disgusting perv. :lol:
I think it's funny that some dumb fuck is calling someone typing on the internet blind. Then again, you seem to think calling you fat means I want to jump your bones, so the lead content in your blood must have been pretty high.
Rockgurl
02-24-2005, 07:33 PM
That's soooo her.. I mean.. look at that fucking picture.
1) She's fat
2) She almost looks like a dude
3) She's exposing her fat, nasty breasts
4) Her large penis is in fact covering up part of the camera..
Dude.. it's gotta be her..
Erm.. him.
^^^Wow, this is coming from you, a guy, now girl, who had his testicles removed!
Marcyo
02-24-2005, 07:33 PM
tucson's got it right.
Kane Knight
02-24-2005, 07:34 PM
So then why in the blue hell have we stickied this :?:
To Mock teh Rock(grrrrl)
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