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toxic rooster
02-26-2005, 09:56 AM
so what'd I miss?
M. Banana
02-26-2005, 10:04 AM
Well, my friend. You've missed the following...

Steven Richards winning the World HeavyWeight Championship
Justin Guarini winning and losing the US Title.
Torrie Wilson winning the WWE Title.
Jaquline and Dawn Marie get caught on tape in a lesbian love fest.
Tazz beating the hell out of Michael Cole, then ass raping him.
JR become a trans-gender.
King go an entire show without saying "Puppies!"
And last.. but no least..
Big Show becoming the cruiserweight champion.

You should get caught up!
El Santo
02-26-2005, 12:30 PM
The worse part is that MB here might not be making half the stuff up. ;)

(I mean if I said the last year included in-ring abortions --- hell, the marriage of Kane and Lita, wrestling retards, Jacqueline becoming Cruiserweight Champion, and Bradshaw of the APA becoming WWE Champ, would that be any less strange? And that was just last year.)
Ruien
02-26-2005, 01:01 PM
I miss APA
Marcyo
02-26-2005, 01:38 PM
Bradshaw = John Bradshaw Layfield
Rkikishi = fired
Viscera = Back
WWE title = less important than the new World Heavyweight title
Stonecold and The Rock = Not wrestling anymore
Big Boss man = Dead

Well... I guess you didnt miss anything real good.
Azriel
02-26-2005, 01:39 PM
Basically, you missed HHH taking over the world.
Marcyo
02-26-2005, 01:41 PM
Basically, you missed HHH taking over the world.

Well... I guess you didnt miss anything real good.
Kane Knight
02-26-2005, 01:53 PM
Nothing of import
The Fitz
02-26-2005, 02:59 PM
You've been missing Paul London.
Xero
02-26-2005, 03:06 PM
You missed the emergence of Walker, Texas Taker.
The CyNick
02-26-2005, 03:07 PM
I assume this thread is a joke, but how funny would it be for sometone who actually haden't watched for 3 years, and then sees some guy in a suit who sort of looks like Bradshaw wearing the WWE title.
Innovator
02-26-2005, 03:07 PM
Remember Bradshaw from the APA? WWE Champion
Remember HHH being World Champ? Still Champ
Remember Jericho jobbing? Still jobbing
Remember Angle being god? Yup, still god
El Santo
02-26-2005, 08:14 PM
I assume this thread is a joke, but how funny would it be for sometone who actually haden't watched for 3 years, and then sees some guy in a suit who sort of looks like Bradshaw wearing the WWE title.

Good thing he looks nothing like Bradshaw. :shifty:
Nowhere Man
02-26-2005, 08:15 PM
WWE is what it has just about always been; moronic booking and godawful matches, interspersed by a few choice moments of brilliance.
Gouda
02-26-2005, 08:53 PM
I assume this thread is a joke, but how funny would it be for sometone who actually haden't watched for 3 years, and then sees some guy in a suit who sort of looks like Bradshaw wearing the WWE title.
It's like that with my friends who stopped watching wrestling wrestling years ago.

They're just all like "Who the hell is Randy Orton? What's a Batista? BRADSHAW IS THE CHAMPION?!"
Marcyo
02-26-2005, 11:13 PM
"What's a Batista?"

:rofl:
Corndad
02-28-2005, 02:43 AM
Oh HBK is still wrestling as well, he was just coming back i think 3 years ago at summerslam, hes been really back ever since and has held the world title, him and HHH seemed to be only ones until last year at Wrestlemania when Beniot won it, who lost to Orton, who lost to HHH, Title vacated on a match at raw, HHH wins back... now against Batista. Now ur caught up, if ya didnt catch the drift... HHH always gets it back.
Cool King
02-28-2005, 02:47 AM
You missed Hulk Hogans return,but now he's gone. :'(
Transplant
02-28-2005, 03:26 AM
Ya know, the Lesnar shooting star was only 2 years ago...
Corkscrewed
02-28-2005, 03:38 AM
You've been missing Paul London.
What you mean is Paul London has been missing.
Chavo Classic
02-28-2005, 09:07 AM
To summarise the last 3 years, I'm seriously surprised that no-one has mentioned the words 'Lita' and 'botched' yet.
Xero
02-28-2005, 09:13 AM
You missed the WWE's <s>Whore</s> Diva Search, that was a good part of last year... You know you've missed a lot when a girl eats pie with her ass on national television and wins $250,000...
Chavo Classic
02-28-2005, 10:05 AM
You missed Benoit as champion. To be honest, i'm not too sure I remember it myself.
Gone Mad
02-28-2005, 10:19 AM
Eddie Guerrero was the WWE Champ on SD last year but lost it to who ? JBL. That Pizza-Lovin' BASTARD!

Otherwise, anything of importance from the past 3 years was um...... um... I'll get back to you on that. I'm still looking.
Chavo Classic
02-28-2005, 10:33 AM
Just realised how utterly disappointed you're gonna be coming back to the crap that's on now.
Kane Knight
02-28-2005, 12:22 PM
To summarise the last 3 years, I'm seriously surprised that no-one has mentioned the words 'Lita' and 'botched' yet.
That was kind of assumed.

Though I did laugh when she even botched a miscarriage.
DarkAngel
02-28-2005, 12:33 PM
the best thing that happend in the last 3 years was when christian got his hair cut :love:
Chavo Classic
03-01-2005, 06:36 AM
the best thing that happend in the last 3 years was when christian got his hair cut :love:

Wow, has it been 3 years already?
toxic rooster
03-04-2005, 09:02 PM
Just realised how utterly disappointed you're gonna be coming back to the crap that's on now.

Naa, it was pretty shit 3 years ago too.

Do they have new divas yet?
Jaton
03-04-2005, 10:35 PM
Yeah, Vince basically went on an alcohol binge and hired like 20 new useless ones.