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Haven't watched wrestling in like 3 years
so what'd I miss?
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Well, my friend. You've missed the following...
Steven Richards winning the World HeavyWeight Championship Justin Guarini winning and losing the US Title. Torrie Wilson winning the WWE Title. Jaquline and Dawn Marie get caught on tape in a lesbian love fest. Tazz beating the hell out of Michael Cole, then ass raping him. JR become a trans-gender. King go an entire show without saying "Puppies!" And last.. but no least.. Big Show becoming the cruiserweight champion. You should get caught up! |
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One Man Horror Show
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The worse part is that MB here might not be making half the stuff up.
![]() (I mean if I said the last year included in-ring abortions --- hell, the marriage of Kane and Lita, wrestling retards, Jacqueline becoming Cruiserweight Champion, and Bradshaw of the APA becoming WWE Champ, would that be any less strange? And that was just last year.) |
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MVP Mark
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I miss APA
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#5 |
Viva la Raza
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Bradshaw = John Bradshaw Layfield
Rkikishi = fired Viscera = Back WWE title = less important than the new World Heavyweight title Stonecold and The Rock = Not wrestling anymore Big Boss man = Dead Well... I guess you didnt miss anything real good. |
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The Caption Crippler
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Basically, you missed HHH taking over the world.
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Viva la Raza
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Nothing of import
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#9 |
Fitman 3:16
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You've been missing Paul London.
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#10 |
He's Here
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You missed the emergence of Walker, Texas Taker.
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Make the IWC Great Again
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I assume this thread is a joke, but how funny would it be for sometone who actually haden't watched for 3 years, and then sees some guy in a suit who sort of looks like Bradshaw wearing the WWE title.
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Inno Knows.
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Remember Bradshaw from the APA? WWE Champion
Remember HHH being World Champ? Still Champ Remember Jericho jobbing? Still jobbing Remember Angle being god? Yup, still god |
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One Man Horror Show
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Now. Here. Man.
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WWE is what it has just about always been; moronic booking and godawful matches, interspersed by a few choice moments of brilliance.
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It's Hammer Time
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They're just all like "Who the hell is Randy Orton? What's a Batista? BRADSHAW IS THE CHAMPION?!" |
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Viva la Raza
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#YesMovement
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Oh HBK is still wrestling as well, he was just coming back i think 3 years ago at summerslam, hes been really back ever since and has held the world title, him and HHH seemed to be only ones until last year at Wrestlemania when Beniot won it, who lost to Orton, who lost to HHH, Title vacated on a match at raw, HHH wins back... now against Batista. Now ur caught up, if ya didnt catch the drift... HHH always gets it back.
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King K Cool
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You missed Hulk Hogans return,but now he's gone.
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...and a Batman symbol
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Ya know, the Lesnar shooting star was only 2 years ago...
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The Great Pink Hope
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To summarise the last 3 years, I'm seriously surprised that no-one has mentioned the words 'Lita' and 'botched' yet.
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#22 |
He's Here
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You missed the WWE's
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#23 |
The Great Pink Hope
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You missed Benoit as champion. To be honest, i'm not too sure I remember it myself.
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EL MERO MERO!
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Eddie Guerrero was the WWE Champ on SD last year but lost it to who ? JBL. That Pizza-Lovin' BASTARD!
Otherwise, anything of importance from the past 3 years was um...... um... I'll get back to you on that. I'm still looking. |
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#25 |
The Great Pink Hope
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Just realised how utterly disappointed you're gonna be coming back to the crap that's on now.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Though I did laugh when she even botched a miscarriage. |
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#27 |
Look Into My Eyes
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the best thing that happend in the last 3 years was when christian got his hair cut
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The Great Pink Hope
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Do they have new divas yet? |
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BISONICA
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Yeah, Vince basically went on an alcohol binge and hired like 20 new useless ones.
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