Haven't watched wrestling in like 3 years
 

so what'd I miss?

Well, my friend. You've missed the following...

Steven Richards winning the World HeavyWeight Championship
Justin Guarini winning and losing the US Title.
Torrie Wilson winning the WWE Title.
Jaquline and Dawn Marie get caught on tape in a lesbian love fest.
Tazz beating the hell out of Michael Cole, then ass raping him.
JR become a trans-gender.
King go an entire show without saying "Puppies!"
And last.. but no least..
Big Show becoming the cruiserweight champion.

You should get caught up!

The worse part is that MB here might not be making half the stuff up. ;)

(I mean if I said the last year included in-ring abortions --- hell, the marriage of Kane and Lita, wrestling retards, Jacqueline becoming Cruiserweight Champion, and Bradshaw of the APA becoming WWE Champ, would that be any less strange? And that was just last year.)

I miss APA

Bradshaw = John Bradshaw Layfield
Rkikishi = fired
Viscera = Back
WWE title = less important than the new World Heavyweight title
Stonecold and The Rock = Not wrestling anymore
Big Boss man = Dead

Well... I guess you didnt miss anything real good.

Basically, you missed HHH taking over the world.

Nothing of import

You've been missing Paul London.

You missed the emergence of Walker, Texas Taker.

I assume this thread is a joke, but how funny would it be for sometone who actually haden't watched for 3 years, and then sees some guy in a suit who sort of looks like Bradshaw wearing the WWE title.

Remember Bradshaw from the APA? WWE Champion
Remember HHH being World Champ? Still Champ
Remember Jericho jobbing? Still jobbing
Remember Angle being god? Yup, still god

Good thing he looks nothing like Bradshaw. :shifty:

WWE is what it has just about always been; moronic booking and godawful matches, interspersed by a few choice moments of brilliance.

It's like that with my friends who stopped watching wrestling wrestling years ago.

They're just all like "Who the hell is Randy Orton? What's a Batista? BRADSHAW IS THE CHAMPION?!"

:rofl:

Oh HBK is still wrestling as well, he was just coming back i think 3 years ago at summerslam, hes been really back ever since and has held the world title, him and HHH seemed to be only ones until last year at Wrestlemania when Beniot won it, who lost to Orton, who lost to HHH, Title vacated on a match at raw, HHH wins back... now against Batista. Now ur caught up, if ya didnt catch the drift... HHH always gets it back.

Ya know, the Lesnar shooting star was only 2 years ago...

What you mean is Paul London has been missing.

To summarise the last 3 years, I'm seriously surprised that no-one has mentioned the words 'Lita' and 'botched' yet.

You missed the WWE's <s>Whore</s> Diva Search, that was a good part of last year... You know you've missed a lot when a girl eats pie with her ass on national television and wins $250,000...

You missed Benoit as champion. To be honest, i'm not too sure I remember it myself.

Eddie Guerrero was the WWE Champ on SD last year but lost it to who ? JBL. That Pizza-Lovin' BASTARD!

Otherwise, anything of importance from the past 3 years was um...... um... I'll get back to you on that. I'm still looking.

Just realised how utterly disappointed you're gonna be coming back to the crap that's on now.

That was kind of assumed.

Though I did laugh when she even botched a miscarriage.

the best thing that happend in the last 3 years was when christian got his hair cut :love:

Wow, has it been 3 years already?

Naa, it was pretty shit 3 years ago too.

Do they have new divas yet?

Yeah, Vince basically went on an alcohol binge and hired like 20 new useless ones.