RAW Captions 28/2/05

[Cool King]

I know I don't usually do these,so sorry to whoever usually does these,so enjoy. :)

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[Cool King]

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Earl:Spank that ass bitch!

[Gouda]

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Ref: Alright! I found a slut on the ground! Who says being a referee doesn't pay?

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Batista: I'VE GOT THUMBS!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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Shawn: Draw on my face while I'm sleeping will you?!

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Giant Edge was on a rampage until Earl Hebner saved the day and toppled the giant with one swift Judo Chop to the knee.

[Chavo Classic]

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"Call Bloke Chat now, you can meet greats guys like you who are looking for someone special in their lives. Call now on 0800 052 2000. Don't wait up"

*Rico frantically dials*

[Xero]

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Triple H: I AM NOT FAT!
WrestleMania Logo: ....
Triple H: NO! YOU SON OF A BITCH! THIS IS MY BELT!
Logo: .....
Triple H: STEPHANIE IS NOT CHEATING ON ME! YOU BASTARD!
Jericho: He's finally snapped...

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Orton: Did somebody say... RKO?
Superstar: No, I said Ricko... He's my good fri...
*RKO*

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Christy: I can rub my own nipples! HAHAHAHA!

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Randy Orton's pranks have gone to the next level... Permanent 'kick me' signs...

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Batista: Hooowaaaaa.... HIYA! *Chop* OH MY HAND! OH GOD IT HURTS!

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Batista: I GIVE THE MOVIE TWO THUMBS UP!

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HBK dances while Edge rocks out.

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Edge: Ooo! A penny! I GOT IT!! *SPLAT* Ow...

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Kurt Angle: Are you okay, Shawn? Shawn? SHAWN!?

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Kurt: Okay, Kurt, calm down... You didn't kill him, he RAN into your fist... Of course, he was running towards me while I was stretching and BAM, he was dead... :shifty:

[Hired Hitman]

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This photo needs no words.

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Eat your heart out "Legend Killer" Randy Orton.

[Azriel]

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Worst. Frogsplash. Ever.

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Batista wanted Roger Ebert's job, and there was nothing anybody could do to stop him.

[Blue Demon]

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Edge botches his Freakazoid impression.

[Shaggy]

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Vince in the back: "You know that sorta looks like that could be a scene in a horror movie. When Shawn and Edge get back here tell them I have an idea for our next WWE film."

or

HBK was pissed after Edge pulled the got your face gimmick and actually ripped it off
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Yea I know its crap but I just wanted something to mention on how this looks like a scene from a horror film....almost like how HBK got his face ripped off

[Azriel]

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Ref: So, do you think Million Dollar Baby deserved to win Best Picture?
Maven: Not...now

[Shaggy]

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Triple H: I AM NOT FAT!
WrestleMania Logo: ....
Triple H: NO! YOU SON OF A BITCH! THIS IS MY BELT!
Logo: .....
Triple H: STEPHANIE IS NOT CHEATING ON ME! YOU BASTARD!
Jericho: He's finally snapped...

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Orton: Did somebody say... RKO?
Superstar: No, I said Ricko... He's my good fri...
*RKO*

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Kurt Angle: Are you okay, Shawn? Shawn? SHAWN!?

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Kurt: Okay, Kurt, calm down... You didn't kill him, he RAN into your fist... Of course, he was running towards me while I was stretching and BAM, he was dead... :shifty:

Those have to be my favorites right now...everytime ive looked at them I have laughed

[Kane Knight]

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Using the tequnique taught to him by his wife, Hunter shatters the eardrums of everyone booing him.

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"And I thought Hogan was the only old timer who couldn't fighure out how to dye his beard."

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It wasn't the pain that bothered Chris, it was the knowledge that he was going to job to Hassan.

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Ref: You can tap all you want, but it still won't save you money on car insurance...

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9/10 men prefer the posterboard version, as she's less annoying to listen to.

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"Let's see...H...O...M..."

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Ref: Trish wrote something on your back. It's *whispers* S-L-U-T.

Chrissy: She called me a Silt?

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WWE films: Enter the Dragon.

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"Crap! My thumbs are stuck in the glass ceiling!"

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Darth Michaels uses his lightsaber prowess to Execute the fallen Jedi.

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Edge auditions for the new role as "Superman," As the ref attempts to explain that they use special effects to make it LOOK like they're flying.

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"Shawn, Shawn, Shawn. How many times have I told you that holding your breath 'til your face turned blue doesn't work?"

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"Wanna Play Katie Vick?"

[El Santo]

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Finally tired of being around HHH's waist 24/7, the WWE belt --- in a rare act of self-sacrifice --- begins to squeeze the life out of Hunter.

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Randy: "Let me just say, sir, that it's an honor to meet you!"
Superstar: "Well thank you..."
Randy: "I love you in American Chopper!"
Superstar: "..."

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Arthritis affects people in many ways, but Chris Benoit took it especially hard when he discovered he could no longer do the "thumbs up" sign.

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Fans will always remember 2005 as the year Jericho feuded with Popeye the Sailor Man.

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Weird how the FCC would let a Playboy covr be showed on screen, but yet insisted that all references to Iraqi dictators be covered up.

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In her own subtle way, Trish lets us know that Christy has been smelling mighty rank racently.

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Ref#1: "It's OK, Ma'am. It happens all the time."
Ref#2: "Heck, I once had the entire Communist Manifesto painted on my back. That Volkoff was a crafty sucker."

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Fans (to Hunter): "You got served! You got served! You got SERVED!"

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It's bad enough he stole George "The Animal" Steele's nickname. Did he have to steal RVD's gimmick, too?

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Fans marked out like crazy with the sudden appearance of NWO Wolfpack Sting.

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Edge: "Aaaaahhhh!!!!"
Hebner: "Oh, crap. Were you using that ladder?"

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Kurt: "Psst. Shawn. Don't look now, but some middle aged church lady in the front row just bought you for fifty bucks."

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Yup. Kurt has seen this before. Another victim of Stephanie's PMS.

[Shaggy]

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With people using the whole Kurt Angle killed him gimmick with this it sorta reminds me of Family Guy with the dead hooker

Peter: "Im not saying you killed her when you stuffed dollar bills down her throat and im not saying you killed her when you hit her over the head with the stool. I dont know im not a doctor. But Ill tell you what didnt kill her. Smoking!"

***Its something like that...tried to do it from memory***

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

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Triple H botches water spitting.

[Kane Knight]

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Randy: "Let me just say, sir, that it's an honor to meet you!"
Superstar: "Well thank you..."
Randy: "I love you in American Chopper!"
Superstar: "..."

Best. Caption. So Far.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

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Being shot in the neck 3 times affected Perry Saturn more than originally reported.

[Fenix122]

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Only after his entrance did HHH regret eating those damn bean burritos.

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Batista was shocked when HHH told him he'd be winning the championship at Wrestlemania only to be even more shocked when told he would be jobbing it back to HHH the next night on RAW.

[Shaggy]

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***Song starts to play***

Song: "And Batista was Kung Fu Fighting....He will end up jobbing to Triple H faster than lightning"

Sure it made no sense but it was my first thought when seeing the pic earlier....just didnt know if I wanted to type it out or not

[PorkSoda]

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Superstar: Hi, I'm Billy. Billy Graham.
Randy: Billy Graham? You invented graham crackers? I love those things. Can I have some graham crackers, Mr. Graham?

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Benoit and Hassan now know what it really is like to spend One Night in China.

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Batista jobs to HHH in the Hokey Pokey finals.

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Somewhere backstage, Rhyno is laughing.

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Angle: Hi. I'm holding a microphone.
HBK: .........
Angle: BOOZBOOBOOBABOO!

[Fenix122]

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HBK: ZZZzzzzzzz
Angle: HHH just did another promo didn't he?

[Gouda]

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HHH: Am I in the ring or out of the ring? You'll never know! BWAHAHAHA!
Batista: OH MAH GAWD!! Now I know why they call you the Cerebral Assasin!

[Kane Knight]

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HHH: Am I in the ring or out of the ring? You'll never know! BWAHAHAHA!
Batista: OH MAH GAWD!! Now I know why they call you the Cerebral Assasin!
*LMAO*

[Blue Demon]

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WWE's first spray paint spelling bee

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Jimmy failed miserably when he couldn't spell Tulsa

[Nervous Ferret]

For like 8 of them you can make a sexual joke :lol:

[Kane Knight]

For like 8 of them you can make a sexual joke :lol:
If you can only make sexual jokes for 8, you're not trying hard enough.

[Gone Mad]

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Graham: You know.. Randy... you always reminded me of your father...
RKO: Thank you. ...You can stop rubbing my shoulder now, Superstar. ...BILLY?!

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This was the last time Christy decided to go to a fraternity.

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HHH: Ok, 12th hole... I'm supposed to get the golfball in THERE?!

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Batista: FREEDOM !!!!

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Edge (singing): Believe it or not/ I'm walking on air. / I can't believe I am so free-eeeee!/ Who can it be? / Believe it or not it's just --- **FLOPS!!**

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Angle: Stephanie?
HBK: ....yup.

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The result of the first ever Staring Contest to the Death.

ned. I mean, end.

[Drakul]

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Kurts Exploding ketchup bottle worked a treat.

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Is it just me or is Kurts gut and ass huge in that pic? Not that I look at his ass at all :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

I think he's packing a steel chair back there.

[asphyXy]

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HHH: Am I in the ring or out of the ring? You'll never know! BWAHAHAHA!
Batista: OH MAH GAWD!! Now I know why they call you the Cerebral Assasin!
Only one I laughed at.

[M. Banana]

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Batista: YOU STOLE MY FUCKING POSE!!

[/crap]

[Impact!]

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Earl: man, that was one explosive fart

[RemyRed]

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Batista- I'M THE KING OF THE WORRRLD!

[Chavo Classic]

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"I'm gonna ask you one last time, did you drink my Cherry Cola?"

[M. Banana]

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The Kool-Aid is back...

[VJW]

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Kurts Exploding ketchup bottle worked a treat.

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Is it just me or is Kurts gut and ass huge in that pic? Not that I look at his ass at all :shifty:

Uh huh, sure ;)

J/K

I guess he's just getting older. HHH also has a huge gut these days.

[Fryza]

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Triple H: ... Mom?

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Randy: It's on honor sir but, one question?
Graham: Shoot kid.
Randy: How come you look so much older Stone Cold?

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You'd cry to if you had a little Arab man growing out your neck, heartless bastards.

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Ref: C'mon, say it!
Maven: NOOO!
Ref: DO IT!
Maven: I WON'T!
Ref: Then Chris will tighten the hold!
Maven: ... Fine... I want the truth...
Ref: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I've always wanted to do that.

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Christy: And I did this all WITHOUT a high school education!

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Didn't the WWE already fuck up the nWo once?

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Back in the day, your occupation was made your last name. Now you wear it.

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And Batista prepares for Triple H's arrival.

... Get it, I'm making fun of Dave's cock jaw.

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The Invisible Crucifix™: Crucifying wrestlers since... Awhile...

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The Red Skull makes his WWE debut.

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Earl was shocked at how high Edge could elevate himself by just exhaling from his mouth.

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Angle: I told you to switch to Geico when I gave you the chance Shawn.

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Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up?

[Shaggy]

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The List of what was on Raw that night:
Star Wars: Episode 1 Scene Renactment
Roles-
Darth Maul-Shawn Michaels
Qui Gon Jin-Edge

(sure Qui Gon Jin is spelt wrong but who cares)

(note that Qui Gon Jin statement above is not part of the caption...and neither is this)

[M-A-G]

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Helicopter megaphone: OK, you with the belt! Get down on the ground and put your hands over your head!!!
HHH: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!!

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Voiceover: This is 'Superstar' Billy Graham, retired professional wrestler, fresh off of surgery. This is Randy Orton, 3rd generation star, kicked out of his stable and now on his own, forced to move in with Billy. Can these two polar opposites co-exist under the same roof without driving each other completely crazy? *'Odd Couple' theme music*

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It took Benoit a while to realize it but he was overcome with sadness when he discovered he was 6 notches down from where he was last year.

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Yes, it's the Chris Jericho/Maven recliner package deal!!! Order your recliner in the next half hour and receive the pictured Jack Doan ottoman at HALF its original price! HALF THE PRICE!!!

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Evil Christy sure got her revenge on her do-gooder twin sister by trapping her in the magic cardboard Playboy cover.

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Rick Martel might have had a hit with his "Arrogance" cologne but nothing like Trish's "Bitchiness" perfume.

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Hester Prynne's punishments were getting far less subtle than the traditional scarlet 'A'.

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HHH: You like the way I rub this rope between me? Huh, do ya? You know you like it, stud!
Batista: Dude, you're sick!

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Batista: Everybody out now! I don't know how long I can hold this ceiling up!!!

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Voiceover: Shawn Michaels wins....FATALITY!

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Edge: No, really, Earl! I can fly!!! Watch!
Earl: Edge, no, there's no wa...ooh, that's not gonna end well.

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Kurt Angle, as good a wrestler as anyone, was sadly not as enjoyable at swooning as he caused Shawn's ears to bleed.

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Voiceover: Kurt Angle wins....FATALITY!

[tucsonspeed6]

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Earl: Hey guys, check out my new Edge puppet! It's a little big and awkward, but I can still make it do fun things like this little dance..... OH, and watch me make it have sex with Lita!

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In the ultimate Christy Hemme moment, Christy confuses millions across the globe by squeezing the booby of her cardboard self, making no sense at all. In related news, millions of 13 year olds across the globe have declared that touching cardboard is the new icon of sex. Those of you who are still sitting on pies....call yourselves obsolite.

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Randy: "So....you invented the stuff that cleans my toilet?"

[Jonster]

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With people using the whole Kurt Angle killed him gimmick with this it sorta reminds me of Family Guy with the dead hooker

Peter: "Im not saying you killed her when you stuffed dollar bills down her throat and im not saying you killed her when you hit her over the head with the stool. I dont know im not a doctor. But Ill tell you what didnt kill her. Smoking!"

***Its something like that...tried to do it from memory***
Likewise.

[Shaggy]

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Voiceover: This is 'Superstar' Billy Graham, retired professional wrestler, fresh off of surgery. This is Randy Orton, 3rd generation star, kicked out of his stable and now on his own, forced to move in with Billy. Can these two polar opposites co-exist under the same roof without driving each other completely crazy? *'Odd Couple' theme music*


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Voiceover: Shawn Michaels wins....FATALITY!


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Voiceover: Kurt Angle wins....FATALITY!

Awesome :lol: :lol:

[Fignuts]

This is my first captioning. I had the inspiration.

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....when suddenly, the wrestlemania 21 logo burst from Triple H's stomach.
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Superstar: Oh randy, your shoulders are so tense. Come back to the hotel, and I'll massage those shoulders.
Randy: Ha Ha, right :wtf: Creepy old guy legends. And people wonder why I kill them.
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In a moment of pure terror, Benoit realizes that Hassan doesn't use toilet paper when he whipes himself.
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The referee asks Maven's opinion on the Elektra movie.
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Christe, in a display of complete idiocy, tries to steal the necklace off her picture.
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After the the whole edge affair, lita was given a gimmick much truer to her real life persona.
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The graphics on Tekken 5 are amazing.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
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...when out of nowhere, the Great Muta came in and nailed Edge with a kendo stick.
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The crowd was not feeling Edge's new "Flock of Seagulls" hairdo.
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Angle asks HBK if he figured out how he was able to beat him....
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....and in a shocking twist, reveals that he too had the power of the Wrestlemania 21 logo within him.

[Impact!]

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