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Old 03-03-2005, 04:20 AM   #1
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Old 03-03-2005, 04:23 AM   #2
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Old 03-03-2005, 05:10 AM   #3
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Batista: I'VE GOT THUMBS!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!



Shawn: Draw on my face while I'm sleeping will you?!



Giant Edge was on a rampage until Earl Hebner saved the day and toppled the giant with one swift Judo Chop to the knee.
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Old 03-03-2005, 06:52 AM   #4
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Old 03-03-2005, 07:44 AM   #5
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Triple H: I AM NOT FAT!
WrestleMania Logo: ....
Triple H: NO! YOU SON OF A BITCH! THIS IS MY BELT!
Logo: .....
Triple H: STEPHANIE IS NOT CHEATING ON ME! YOU BASTARD!
Jericho: He's finally snapped...


Orton: Did somebody say... RKO?
Superstar: No, I said Ricko... He's my good fri...
*RKO*


Christy: I can rub my own nipples! HAHAHAHA!


Randy Orton's pranks have gone to the next level... Permanent 'kick me' signs...


Batista: Hooowaaaaa.... HIYA! *Chop* OH MY HAND! OH GOD IT HURTS!


Batista: I GIVE THE MOVIE TWO THUMBS UP!


HBK dances while Edge rocks out.


Edge: Ooo! A penny! I GOT IT!! *SPLAT* Ow...


Kurt Angle: Are you okay, Shawn? Shawn? SHAWN!?


Kurt: Okay, Kurt, calm down... You didn't kill him, he RAN into your fist... Of course, he was running towards me while I was stretching and BAM, he was dead...
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Old 03-03-2005, 08:18 AM   #6
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Old 03-03-2005, 09:29 AM   #7
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Edge botches his Freakazoid impression.
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Vince in the back: "You know that sorta looks like that could be a scene in a horror movie. When Shawn and Edge get back here tell them I have an idea for our next WWE film."

or

HBK was pissed after Edge pulled the got your face gimmick and actually ripped it off
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Yea I know its crap but I just wanted something to mention on how this looks like a scene from a horror film....almost like how HBK got his face ripped off
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:12 AM   #11
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Triple H: I AM NOT FAT!
WrestleMania Logo: ....
Triple H: NO! YOU SON OF A BITCH! THIS IS MY BELT!
Logo: .....
Triple H: STEPHANIE IS NOT CHEATING ON ME! YOU BASTARD!
Jericho: He's finally snapped...


Orton: Did somebody say... RKO?
Superstar: No, I said Ricko... He's my good fri...
*RKO*


Kurt Angle: Are you okay, Shawn? Shawn? SHAWN!?


Kurt: Okay, Kurt, calm down... You didn't kill him, he RAN into your fist... Of course, he was running towards me while I was stretching and BAM, he was dead...
Those have to be my favorites right now...everytime ive looked at them I have laughed
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:18 AM   #12
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Using the tequnique taught to him by his wife, Hunter shatters the eardrums of everyone booing him.



"And I thought Hogan was the only old timer who couldn't fighure out how to dye his beard."



It wasn't the pain that bothered Chris, it was the knowledge that he was going to job to Hassan.



Ref: You can tap all you want, but it still won't save you money on car insurance...



9/10 men prefer the posterboard version, as she's less annoying to listen to.



"Let's see...H...O...M..."



Ref: Trish wrote something on your back. It's *whispers* S-L-U-T.

Chrissy: She called me a Silt?



WWE films: Enter the Dragon.



"Crap! My thumbs are stuck in the glass ceiling!"



Darth Michaels uses his lightsaber prowess to Execute the fallen Jedi.



Edge auditions for the new role as "Superman," As the ref attempts to explain that they use special effects to make it LOOK like they're flying.



"Shawn, Shawn, Shawn. How many times have I told you that holding your breath 'til your face turned blue doesn't work?"



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Old 03-03-2005, 11:33 AM   #13
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Finally tired of being around HHH's waist 24/7, the WWE belt --- in a rare act of self-sacrifice --- begins to squeeze the life out of Hunter.


Randy: "Let me just say, sir, that it's an honor to meet you!"
Superstar: "Well thank you..."
Randy: "I love you in American Chopper!"
Superstar: "..."


Arthritis affects people in many ways, but Chris Benoit took it especially hard when he discovered he could no longer do the "thumbs up" sign.


Fans will always remember 2005 as the year Jericho feuded with Popeye the Sailor Man.


Weird how the FCC would let a Playboy covr be showed on screen, but yet insisted that all references to Iraqi dictators be covered up.


In her own subtle way, Trish lets us know that Christy has been smelling mighty rank racently.


Ref#1: "It's OK, Ma'am. It happens all the time."
Ref#2: "Heck, I once had the entire Communist Manifesto painted on my back. That Volkoff was a crafty sucker."


Fans (to Hunter): "You got served! You got served! You got SERVED!"


It's bad enough he stole George "The Animal" Steele's nickname. Did he have to steal RVD's gimmick, too?


Fans marked out like crazy with the sudden appearance of NWO Wolfpack Sting.


Edge: "Aaaaahhhh!!!!"
Hebner: "Oh, crap. Were you using that ladder?"


Kurt: "Psst. Shawn. Don't look now, but some middle aged church lady in the front row just bought you for fifty bucks."


Yup. Kurt has seen this before. Another victim of Stephanie's PMS.
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:50 AM   #14
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With people using the whole Kurt Angle killed him gimmick with this it sorta reminds me of Family Guy with the dead hooker

Peter: "Im not saying you killed her when you stuffed dollar bills down her throat and im not saying you killed her when you hit her over the head with the stool. I dont know im not a doctor. But Ill tell you what didnt kill her. Smoking!"

***Its something like that...tried to do it from memory***
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:51 AM   #15
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Randy: "Let me just say, sir, that it's an honor to meet you!"
Superstar: "Well thank you..."
Randy: "I love you in American Chopper!"
Superstar: "..."
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:56 AM   #17
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Being shot in the neck 3 times affected Perry Saturn more than originally reported.
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Only after his entrance did HHH regret eating those damn bean burritos.


Batista was shocked when HHH told him he'd be winning the championship at Wrestlemania only to be even more shocked when told he would be jobbing it back to HHH the next night on RAW.
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***Song starts to play***

Song: "And Batista was Kung Fu Fighting....He will end up jobbing to Triple H faster than lightning"

Sure it made no sense but it was my first thought when seeing the pic earlier....just didnt know if I wanted to type it out or not
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Old 03-03-2005, 04:31 PM   #20
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Superstar: Hi, I'm Billy. Billy Graham.
Randy: Billy Graham? You invented graham crackers? I love those things. Can I have some graham crackers, Mr. Graham?



Benoit and Hassan now know what it really is like to spend One Night in China.



Batista jobs to HHH in the Hokey Pokey finals.



Somewhere backstage, Rhyno is laughing.



Angle: Hi. I'm holding a microphone.
HBK: .........
Angle: BOOZBOOBOOBABOO!
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Angle: HHH just did another promo didn't he?
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Old 03-03-2005, 06:27 PM   #22
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HHH: Am I in the ring or out of the ring? You'll never know! BWAHAHAHA!
Batista: OH MAH GAWD!! Now I know why they call you the Cerebral Assasin!
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Old 03-03-2005, 08:54 PM   #23
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HHH: Am I in the ring or out of the ring? You'll never know! BWAHAHAHA!
Batista: OH MAH GAWD!! Now I know why they call you the Cerebral Assasin!
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Old 03-03-2005, 09:31 PM   #24
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Jimmy failed miserably when he couldn't spell Tulsa
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Old 03-03-2005, 10:13 PM   #25
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:07 PM   #26
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For like 8 of them you can make a sexual joke
If you can only make sexual jokes for 8, you're not trying hard enough.
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Old 03-04-2005, 01:36 AM   #27
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Graham: You know.. Randy... you always reminded me of your father...
RKO: Thank you. ...You can stop rubbing my shoulder now, Superstar. ...BILLY?!


This was the last time Christy decided to go to a fraternity.


HHH: Ok, 12th hole... I'm supposed to get the golfball in THERE?!


Batista: FREEDOM !!!!


Edge (singing): Believe it or not/ I'm walking on air. / I can't believe I am so free-eeeee!/ Who can it be? / Believe it or not it's just --- **FLOPS!!**


Angle: Stephanie?
HBK: ....yup.


The result of the first ever Staring Contest to the Death.

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Old 03-04-2005, 01:54 AM   #28
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Kurts Exploding ketchup bottle worked a treat.


Is it just me or is Kurts gut and ass huge in that pic? Not that I look at his ass at all
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Old 03-04-2005, 02:02 AM   #29
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Old 03-04-2005, 02:13 AM   #30
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HHH: Am I in the ring or out of the ring? You'll never know! BWAHAHAHA!
Batista: OH MAH GAWD!! Now I know why they call you the Cerebral Assasin!
Only one I laughed at.
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Old 03-04-2005, 08:18 AM   #31
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Old 03-04-2005, 09:22 AM   #32
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Old 03-04-2005, 09:31 AM   #33
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Old 03-04-2005, 10:34 AM   #34
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Old 03-04-2005, 09:29 PM   #35
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Old 03-04-2005, 09:34 PM   #36
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Kurts Exploding ketchup bottle worked a treat.


Is it just me or is Kurts gut and ass huge in that pic? Not that I look at his ass at all
Uh huh, sure

J/K

I guess he's just getting older. HHH also has a huge gut these days.
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Old 03-04-2005, 10:48 PM   #37
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Triple H: ... Mom?



Randy: It's on honor sir but, one question?
Graham: Shoot kid.
Randy: How come you look so much older Stone Cold?



You'd cry to if you had a little Arab man growing out your neck, heartless bastards.



Ref: C'mon, say it!
Maven: NOOO!
Ref: DO IT!
Maven: I WON'T!
Ref: Then Chris will tighten the hold!
Maven: ... Fine... I want the truth...
Ref: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I've always wanted to do that.



Christy: And I did this all WITHOUT a high school education!



Didn't the WWE already fuck up the nWo once?



Back in the day, your occupation was made your last name. Now you wear it.



And Batista prepares for Triple H's arrival.

... Get it, I'm making fun of Dave's cock jaw.



The Invisible Crucifix™: Crucifying wrestlers since... Awhile...



The Red Skull makes his WWE debut.



Earl was shocked at how high Edge could elevate himself by just exhaling from his mouth.



Angle: I told you to switch to Geico when I gave you the chance Shawn.



Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up?
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Old 03-04-2005, 10:54 PM   #38
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The List of what was on Raw that night:
Star Wars: Episode 1 Scene Renactment
Roles-
Darth Maul-Shawn Michaels
Qui Gon Jin-Edge

(sure Qui Gon Jin is spelt wrong but who cares)

(note that Qui Gon Jin statement above is not part of the caption...and neither is this)
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Old 03-05-2005, 11:09 AM   #39
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Helicopter megaphone: OK, you with the belt! Get down on the ground and put your hands over your head!!!
HHH: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!!



Voiceover: This is 'Superstar' Billy Graham, retired professional wrestler, fresh off of surgery. This is Randy Orton, 3rd generation star, kicked out of his stable and now on his own, forced to move in with Billy. Can these two polar opposites co-exist under the same roof without driving each other completely crazy? *'Odd Couple' theme music*



It took Benoit a while to realize it but he was overcome with sadness when he discovered he was 6 notches down from where he was last year.



Yes, it's the Chris Jericho/Maven recliner package deal!!! Order your recliner in the next half hour and receive the pictured Jack Doan ottoman at HALF its original price! HALF THE PRICE!!!



Evil Christy sure got her revenge on her do-gooder twin sister by trapping her in the magic cardboard Playboy cover.



Rick Martel might have had a hit with his "Arrogance" cologne but nothing like Trish's "Bitchiness" perfume.



Hester Prynne's punishments were getting far less subtle than the traditional scarlet 'A'.



HHH: You like the way I rub this rope between me? Huh, do ya? You know you like it, stud!
Batista: Dude, you're sick!



Batista: Everybody out now! I don't know how long I can hold this ceiling up!!!



Voiceover: Shawn Michaels wins....FATALITY!



Edge: No, really, Earl! I can fly!!! Watch!
Earl: Edge, no, there's no wa...ooh, that's not gonna end well.



Kurt Angle, as good a wrestler as anyone, was sadly not as enjoyable at swooning as he caused Shawn's ears to bleed.



Voiceover: Kurt Angle wins....FATALITY!
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Old 03-05-2005, 11:20 AM   #40
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Earl: Hey guys, check out my new Edge puppet! It's a little big and awkward, but I can still make it do fun things like this little dance..... OH, and watch me make it have sex with Lita!



In the ultimate Christy Hemme moment, Christy confuses millions across the globe by squeezing the booby of her cardboard self, making no sense at all. In related news, millions of 13 year olds across the globe have declared that touching cardboard is the new icon of sex. Those of you who are still sitting on pies....call yourselves obsolite.



Randy: "So....you invented the stuff that cleans my toilet?"
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